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-♪ what would you do
If I sang out of tune? ♪
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♪ would you stand up
And walk out on me? ♪
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♪ lend me your ears,
And I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to sing
Out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪
-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ all I need is my buddies ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm sayin'
I'm gonna get higher ♪
-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪
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-♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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-♪ somebody who knows
Quite sure ♪
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♪ baby ♪
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-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ said I'm gonna make it
With my friends ♪
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-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ oh, I'm gonna
Keep on trying ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now,
Baby ♪
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-♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-genetics --
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the heartbeat of heredity,
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the linchpin of the family.
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parents supply their children
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with the same basicbuilding blocks,
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the same blood types,
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the same involuntary responses,
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the same essential gene pool.
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yet, despite all this potentialfor similarity,
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sometimes things get confused.
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sometimes, mother nature,in all her wry sense of humor,
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goes off and creates...
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-move, butthead.
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-...Totaland complete opposites...
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-try to get some toothpaste
In your mouth.
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It might help, buttbreath.
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-...Like me and my brother,wayne.
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it was hard to believewe ever occupied the same womb.
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-that's disgusting.
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-where's the deodorant?
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-you haven't even
Showered yet.
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-well, I'm dry-cleaning.
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-the only thing we hadin common
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was our complete and uttercontempt for one another.
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-you're really gross.
You know that?
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-so?
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-wayne?
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How many times I have to tell
You to leave my things alone?
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-I'm sorry, dad.
Uh, it'll never happen again.
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-all in all, my brother and I
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were just two differentbranches on the family tree --
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me, the good branch,
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wayne, the dead end.
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-you got the wedding invitation,
Norma?
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-it's in my beauty case,
Honey.
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-we should take route 93
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Through hutsonville
And avoid the traffic.
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-I can't believe that iris
Is finally getting married.
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-april 1972.
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history was being made.
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for the first timein our lives,
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our parents were leaving usalone for the weekend.
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to us, it meant freedom,independence...
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-boys, the white casserole dish
Is for tonight,
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And the cold cuts
Are for saturday.
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-...And, of course,instructions.
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-right, mom.
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-there's a list of chores
On the fridge.
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I want them done
When we get back.
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-right, dad.
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-and, wayne, don't leave
Your towels by the heater
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While we're gone.
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-I won't!
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-you did last week,
And look what happened.
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-well, I put it out!
-wayne!
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-honey, we better go.
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-yeah.
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-and you have the number
Where we'll be.
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-right, mom.
-right, mom.
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-and don't forget those chores.
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And don't tie up the line
In case we want to call you.
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-and I don't want
A lot of kids over here
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While we're gone
This weekend.
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-you got that?
-dad, we're not babies anymore.
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We can take care of ourselves.
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-well, in a manner of speaking,anyway.
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-don't worry, dad.
I'll look after him.
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[ door closes ]
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-not that, as loyal,loving children,
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we weren't gonna missour parents...
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-dad?
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-yeah?
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-you gonna give us any money?
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-[ sighs ]
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Here's a $20.
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It's the smallest I got.
Split it.
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-thanks.
-are you sure you two boys
Are gonna be all right?
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-yeah, mom. Have a good time.
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-yeah.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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[ chuckles ]
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[ engine turns over ]
-bye!
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-and with that...
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-don't be late for school!
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-...My parents were gone,
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leaving us to defendthe arnold family fortress.
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-[ sighs ]
Well, I'm out of here.
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-wait a minute.
You're going to school early?
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-no. There's no school today.
It's a holiday.
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It's national
Parents-go-away day.
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[ chuckles ]
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Ta-ta, scrote.
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-so much for defendingthe old fortress.
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-hey! Hey, what about my money?
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Wayne, you owe me 10 bucks!
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-oh!
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-fresh out of change.
-wayne.
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-I'm sorry.
It'll never happen again.
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Don't wait up for me, honey.
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-and suddenly,for the first time in my life,
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I found myself completely alone
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with one empty house,two days to myself,
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and nothing to do but...
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-I know! Let's have a party!
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-...Head directly for trouble.
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-come on, guys,
My parents said they didn't
Want a lot of people there.
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-what people?
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It's just us guys.
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-we just thought since you have
A whole house to yourself,
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You might want to take advantage
Of it.
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-what are we gonna do
At my house?
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-everything!
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-hang out.
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-stuff our faces.
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-order pizza.
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-stupid question.
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-maybe we could get some beer.
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-yeah! We can drink
Till our heads hurt!
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-come on, kev,
It'll be great!
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-I don't know.
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-after all,certain rules had been set,
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and nothing could be saidto make me break them.
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-look, guys,
If kevin's parents said
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Not to have anyone
In the house,
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Then he shouldn't have
Anyone in the house.
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Period.
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-nothing, except that.
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-I didn't say that, paul.
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-great!
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So, are we having a party
Or not?
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-yeah, well...
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Maybe we could do something.
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Play poker,
But just us guys.
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-yeah, all right.
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-like I said,I could handle this.
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I was the responsible son,not like...
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...My brother, the slug.
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-nice of you to get out of bed,
Butthead.
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-shut up, troll.
Besides, what's the hurry?
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-well, for one thing,
It's 11:00.
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-what?
What, you have a plane to catch?
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-no, but dad did leave
Some chores for us to do.
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-oh.
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Wax wayne's car.
[ chuckles ]
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-that's not on the list, nimrod.
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-yeah, well...
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...It is now.
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There you go.
[ chuckles ]
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-wayne,
We have to get this stuff done!
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-sorry. I made other plans.
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-well, I made other plans, too,
You know.
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-like what?
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-well...I'm having a party here
Tonight.
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-you're having a party? What are
You gonna do, rent a pony?
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-no. Just some of the guys
Are coming over to play poker.
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-that's not a party.
Th-that's a butthead convention.
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-hold on, here.
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-hey!
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What are you doing tonight
That's so great?
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-well, it just so happens
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There's a guy from north central
Who's having a beer blast,
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So don't leave the light on
For me.
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-fine. I won't.
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-hey, what did I care?
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after all, I was gonna havea pretty wild time of my own...
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-whose bet is it?
-I don't know.
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-is there any more pizza?
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-...Assuming your ideaof a wild time
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was an eveningof never-ending boredom.
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-ricky, come on, will you?
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-don't rush me. I'm thinking.
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I fold.
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-after all that, you fold?
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-I wasn't sure.
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-I don't believe this.
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-I'll raise.
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-I'll see you.
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-randy, watch it, will you?
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This is my dad's
Good card table!
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-yes, mrs. Arnold!
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-you'll never be able
To see it once it dries.
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-man, this is the worst party
I've ever been to.
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-you said it.
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-the thing was,they were right.
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we had hit rock bottom.
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-look, this was your idea
In the first place.
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If you guys know so much
About having a great time,
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Well, what are you gonna do
About it?
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-we could invite some girls.
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-okay, possibly a mistake here.
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-are you kidding?
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It's 7:30
On a saturday night.
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How are we gonna get girls?
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-uh-huh,
Well, I know it's late,
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But, well,
It's gonna be a lot of fun.
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Um...His parents
Are out of town.
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-the first ruleof sophomore boys --
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if it's female, call it.if it answers, invite it.
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-chuck.
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Chuck!
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I'm in your bio class.
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No. Not chuck thorson.
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Chuck coleman.
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But, um...
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Chuck thorson
Will be there.
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Great. Uh, see you.
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-what'd she say?
-what'd she say?
-what'd she say?
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-she's coming.
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-yes.
-great!
-cool!
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-and she's bringing her sister.
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-hold the phone.
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-what?
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-a party was one thing.
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a full-scale orgywas something else.
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-chuck, wait a minute.
I thought I said one girl each.
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-what was I supposed to do?
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Tell her she couldn't come?
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-yeah. Give him a break.
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-okay.
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But from now on,
Just one per guy, okay?
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-and from such tinyconcessions...
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-my turn.
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-...Do full-scale catastrophesgrow.
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[ doorbell rings ]
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-hi, kevin!
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-hi, alice!
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-not that it started outso badly.
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-hey, this is it!
Are we here?
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-who are they?
248
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-this is our brother, charlie,
His friend eddy,
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Eddy's cousin deborah,
And her best friend carolyn.
250
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I needed a ride.
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Is that okay with you?
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-well --
-hey, yeah.
The more the merrier.
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-come on in.
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[ indistinct talking ]
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-yeah, sure.
256
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,178
Just make yourselves at home.
257
00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,546
-what's the matter, kev?
258
00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,548
-randy,
I said a couple of people.
259
00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:20,718
Now I got brothers and cousins
And friends.
260
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:24,655
-come on, kev, you gonna relax
And have a good time, or not?
261
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,327
-well...Okay.
262
00:10:30,329 --> 00:10:33,764
-after all, how much worsecould things get?
263
00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:37,134
-hey, man.
I-is there a party here?
264
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,470
-yeah. Come on in!
265
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,210
-a lot worse.
266
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,012
[ crash ]
267
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,348
[ doorbell rings ]
268
00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:53,717
[ "Judy in disguise
(with glasses)" plays ]
269
00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,552
-hi.
-hi.
270
00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:56,788
-nice house.
271
00:10:56,790 --> 00:11:00,491
-by around 9:00,my modest get-together
272
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,126
was turning into a happening.
273
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,727
[ doorbell rings ]
274
00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:05,362
-there were peopleI was glad to see...
275
00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:07,164
-hi.
276
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,800
[ doorbell rings ]
277
00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,869
-...Those I was surprisedto see...
278
00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,437
[ doorbell rings ]
279
00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:17,942
-...And those I'd never seenbefore in my life.
280
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,310
-♪ judy in disguise ♪
281
00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,578
-still, I kept telling myselfthings were under control...
282
00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:22,579
-nice.
283
00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:23,881
-...Even though they weren't.
284
00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:26,517
-kev, great party.
-what are you talking about?
285
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,952
This is a disaster!
286
00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,720
-I'll say it's a disaster.
287
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:32,924
-and there, finally, a voiceof reason in the crowd.
288
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,292
-we're out of food!
289
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,426
-what?
290
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,494
-we're down
To mayonnaise sandwiches.
291
00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:39,797
-hey, why don't you go pick up
Some stuff?
292
00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,165
-that's a great idea.
293
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,500
-hey, no. Wait a minute!
I never said you could --
294
00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:45,169
-really nice place, kenny.
295
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,905
-uh, kevin. Thanks.
296
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:50,307
-I had only one fallback...
297
00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,710
-hey, arnie.
298
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,246
-...Damage control.
299
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,580
-hey!
300
00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,683
You mind not putting
The glasses on the piano?
301
00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:01,519
-sure.
302
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,055
Here you go.
Can you hold that for me?
303
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,356
-no problem.
304
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,159
-okay, maybe I wasn't exactlythe ideal host.
305
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,794
at least I was keepinga lid on things.
306
00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:13,430
[ fizzes ]
307
00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:21,505
-hey, look what I found!
A casserole!
308
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:24,108
-but not only were mattersgetting out of hand...
309
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,176
-will you look at this!
310
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,944
-can you get your head
Out of there?
311
00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:28,779
-...They were gettinginto the wrong hands.
312
00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:29,947
-who are you?
313
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:34,151
-uh...I'm, uh,
K-kevin arnold.
314
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,086
Who are you?
315
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,821
-I'm a friend of betsy wagner.
316
00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:39,423
-who's she?
317
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,124
[ telephone ringing ]
318
00:12:41,126 --> 00:12:44,361
-and just when I thought thingshad reached rock bottom,
319
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,463
they wentinto negative numbers.
320
00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:48,699
-shut up, everyone!
I think it's my parents!
321
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,167
[ music stops ]
322
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:52,469
[ ringing continues ]
323
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,180
Hello?
324
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,919
[ sighs ]
Chuck, where are you?
325
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:11,688
[ music resumes ]
326
00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:13,724
Chuck, how could you leave
Your wallet on my dresser?
327
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,058
-shh! Keep your voice down.
328
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,927
I took it out
When the girls came over.
329
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,629
-why?
330
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,299
-'cause it made my rear end
Look lumpy, all right?
331
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,734
-look, just hurry up, okay?
332
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:27,004
-all I wanted to do was getback to my unprotected house
333
00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:28,472
as soon as possible.
334
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,609
-okay, got candy...
335
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,877
Potato chips...
336
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:36,447
Some pretzels...
337
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,915
Crackers.
338
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:40,117
-that'll be $2.64.
339
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,420
-and, uh...
340
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,256
We'll, uh --
We'll also take, uh --
341
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,757
We'll take this.
342
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:48,559
-chuck!
343
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,495
-don't worry, kev!
I'll pay for it!
344
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,230
-you got an I.D. For that?
345
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,201
-sure. Sure.
346
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:03,307
-"Richard piedmont"?
347
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:07,711
-well, it's -- it's chuck
For short.
348
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,613
-27?
349
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:12,950
-my mother smoked.
350
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:14,718
-what year were you born?
351
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,354
-april 22, 1945.
352
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,756
I live at 303 grant street.
I weigh 166 pounds.
353
00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:22,059
I have blue eyes,
And I'm near-sighted.
354
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,863
-[ laughs ]
355
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:32,603
-[ chuckles ]
356
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,107
How did he know?
357
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,574
-well, maybe you don't look
Near-sighted, chuck.
358
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,343
-you know, next time
I'm gonna squint.
359
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,645
-look, chuck, let's just
Get out of here, okay?
360
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:42,712
-geez, kev.
361
00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:44,481
You're a little testy tonight.
You know that?
362
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:47,051
-testy? I was fed up.
363
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,453
-look, chuck, I've had it!
364
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:52,156
This whole thing has gotten
Completely out of control!
365
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,957
As a matter of fact,
The minute I get home,
366
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,459
Everyone's out of there,
Okay?
367
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:58,396
-and that was that.case closed.
368
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,631
-look! Beer!
369
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,732
A whole keg!
370
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,801
-yeah,
We're going to a great party.
371
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,338
-you guys need a lift?
-no.
372
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,739
-where is it?
373
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,640
-it's about 10 blocks
From here.
374
00:15:10,642 --> 00:15:14,644
Some kid named, uh...
375
00:15:14,646 --> 00:15:16,080
Arnold.
376
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,147
[ siren wailing ]
377
00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:19,516
[ "I want to take you higher"
Plays ]
378
00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:25,722
-a lot of thingsraced through my head
379
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,391
driving home that night --
380
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,727
things like arrest...
381
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,462
imprisonment...
382
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,863
death.
383
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,435
-and this one goes outto all the guys and gals
384
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,504
partying tonightat kevin arnold's house.
385
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,874
-♪ don't ya want
To get higher? ♪
386
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:49,246
♪ don't ya want to get higher? ♪
387
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:54,384
♪ baby, baby, baby,
Light my fire ♪
388
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:57,221
-but nothing,and I mean nothing
389
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,623
could have prepared mefor what I saw.
390
00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:19,676
I, kevin arnold,
391
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:22,213
had thrownthe mother of all parties.
392
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,725
[ rooster crows ]
393
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,527
it was 6:00 a.M.when the last guest left.
394
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,429
after three hours of cleaning,
395
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:41,731
I'd barelyscratched the surface.
396
00:16:41,733 --> 00:16:44,534
it was like trying tostraighten up after woodstock.
397
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,170
[ vehicle approaches ]
398
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:50,541
still...It wasn't the cigaretteburns or the carpet stains
399
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,943
that worried me most.
400
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,878
-hey, butthead, are you home?
401
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,113
[ door closes ]
402
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,617
Oh, my god.
403
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:06,556
What happened?
404
00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:07,958
-shut up, wayne.
405
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,860
-[ laughs ]
406
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,897
This is unbelievable.
407
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:15,999
Man, are you in trouble!
408
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,968
-you think so?
409
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,670
-[ laughs ]
410
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,772
No doubt about it!
411
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,508
-what am I gonna do?
412
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:25,876
-well, uh...
413
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,146
If it were up to me,
I'd probably kill myself.
414
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,981
-wayne, you got to help me.
415
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,916
-hey, relax.
416
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,318
The folks don't get home
Till 4:00,
417
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,852
And that gives you
About three hours
418
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,354
To get the place in shape.
419
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,656
-what a comfort.
420
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:40,957
-wayne, where you going?
421
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:43,394
Aren't you gonna give me
A hand?
422
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:47,031
-oh, I'm sorry. I'm all booked
Up this afternoon.
423
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:50,901
-clearly, it was time fora last-minute desperate plea.
424
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:51,968
-wayne!
425
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:54,304
Wayne, come on.
You got to help me.
426
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:55,472
-you know, scrote,
427
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,774
I actually think this is
Gonna be good for you.
428
00:17:57,776 --> 00:18:00,477
-and I guessthat's when I realized
429
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:04,280
wayne arnold -- my brother,my own flesh and blood --
430
00:18:04,282 --> 00:18:07,051
had the heart of a toadstool.
431
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,885
-fine.
432
00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:11,655
If you don't want to help me,
Then I'll do it myself.
433
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:12,956
-[ chuckles ]
434
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,259
-hey, I didn't need him.I didn't need anyone.
435
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,893
[ horn honks ]
436
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,729
except maybe a priest...
437
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,231
or a registered nurse.
438
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:25,068
-boy...
This really isn't your day.
439
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:26,169
Hi!
440
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,170
-thanks.
441
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,973
-hi, mom. Hi, dad.
442
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:31,574
You guys are home
A bit early.
443
00:18:31,576 --> 00:18:33,277
-well, you know your father.
444
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,012
-yeah, good old dad.
445
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,546
-everything okay?
446
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:37,781
-yeah, everything's fine.
447
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,284
How about you, kev?
448
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,586
-but somehow there were justno words to express it.
449
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,287
-well, I'm going in.
450
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,758
You boys bring in the luggage.
451
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,292
It's good to be home.
452
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,528
-and so it came down to this --
453
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,665
a tragic endto the age of innocence,
454
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:58,668
a farewell to the eraof parental trust.
455
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:00,537
-maybe they won't notice.
456
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:03,207
[ laughs ]
457
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:14,051
-the thing is, I was preparedfor the yelling, the screaming,
458
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,652
the gnashing of teeth.
459
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:21,224
but what I wasn'tprepared for was...
460
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:30,000
...The completeand utter silence.
461
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,674
-what happened?!
462
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,011
-well,maybe this was justice,
463
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,881
a payback for all the timesI'd laughed at wayne
464
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,448
when he got in trouble.
465
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:48,552
-I don't believe this.
466
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:51,855
-in any case,there was no way out.
467
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:56,092
-look, dad,
I-I know you're angry,
468
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:58,028
And you have every right to be,
Because --
469
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,964
-kevin, you stay out of this!
470
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,866
-what?
471
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,768
-wayne...
472
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:09,773
...How could you do something
Like this?
473
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,879
-what?
474
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,016
-no. Dad --
475
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,251
-wayne, I want an answer!
I want an answer now!
476
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,892
-'course,he should have told.
477
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,895
it was the moment he had beenwaiting for his whole life.
478
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:38,068
-I'm sorry.
479
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,572
It'll never happen again.
480
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,042
-but he didn't.
481
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,847
I'm not sure why he didn't.
482
00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:53,917
maybe he saw it was futileto try and explain.
483
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,885
maybe he knew how much harder
484
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:59,423
my parents would be on methan on him.
485
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:03,293
or maybe he forgotand thought he really did it.
486
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:06,863
-we'll talk about this later,
Wayne.
487
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:10,668
Right now,
Start cleaning this mess up.
488
00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:32,389
-or just maybe,for that one afternoon...
489
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:33,690
-wayne.
490
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:37,894
-...My brother saw in mea little bit of himself.
491
00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:42,465
-you know,
You really are a butthead.
492
00:21:56,649 --> 00:22:00,150
-growing up brothersis kind of a mixed bag --
493
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,985
strangers...
494
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,219
warriors...
495
00:22:03,221 --> 00:22:04,688
enemies...
496
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,322
idiots...
497
00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:08,058
friends.
498
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,360
one day,you fight to the death.
499
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:14,397
the next, you'll lay downyour lives for each other.
500
00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:21,137
I never did say thanksto wayne for what he did.
501
00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:24,340
but I washed his corvair.
502
00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:26,509
waxed it, too.
503
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:31,014
I figured, hey, any guywho'd do a thing like that
504
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,917
deserved a shiny car.
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