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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,233 --> 00:00:06,505 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:11,275 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:17,515 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,019 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:25,223 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:26,691 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,928 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:35,133 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:36,601 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪ 10 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,402 -♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:38,404 --> 00:00:42,707 -♪ somebody who knows Quite sure ♪ 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,909 ♪ baby ♪ 13 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,444 -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 14 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:48,680 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 15 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:51,549 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 16 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,751 -♪ oh, I'm gonna Keep on trying ♪ 17 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:56,388 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 18 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,957 -♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, Baby ♪ 19 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:02,060 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 20 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,930 -[ cheering ] 21 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:09,267 -there's one in every high school in america -- 22 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:12,270 the trophy case, 23 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:16,607 filled with winged statues and silver-plated victory cups, 24 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:19,543 all monuments to the winning spirit, 25 00:01:19,545 --> 00:01:23,882 to team play, to greatness on the field. 26 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:25,549 [ whistle blows ] 27 00:01:25,551 --> 00:01:28,552 not just anyone could get inside that case. 28 00:01:28,554 --> 00:01:30,654 [ whistle blows ] 29 00:01:30,656 --> 00:01:33,124 you had to be a winner. 30 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:34,959 -[ growls ] 31 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:37,896 you had to have determination. 32 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:40,799 -set! 15! 22! 35! 33 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,700 -you had to have... -[ growls ] 34 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:44,268 -...Guts. 35 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:50,308 -[ grunts ] 36 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:53,044 [ whistle blows ] -and most importantly... 37 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:55,313 -arnold, over here. 38 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,749 -...You had to make the cut. 39 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:02,620 -yeah, coach? 40 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:05,223 -you gave it everything You got today, son. 41 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:08,426 -thanks! Does that mean I make the team? 42 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:12,330 -you got to be joking. Hit the showers. 43 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:14,032 -hut! Hut! 44 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:17,468 -that fall of my sophomore year, one thing was clear. 45 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,337 no matter how hard I tried, 46 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:23,174 the wide world of sports wasn't wide enough to include me. 47 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:27,144 face it. I was 5'4" and 110 pounds. 48 00:02:27,146 --> 00:02:30,181 what team could I play on? 49 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:31,883 and that's when it hit me. 50 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,885 -sorry. Slipped away from me. 51 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:36,554 -that's okay. What's this? 52 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:38,556 -it's a soccer ball. Why? 53 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:41,993 -well, nothing. I just Haven't seen many around. 54 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,928 -keep in mind this was 1971. 55 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:48,099 soccer hadn't yet become the national pastime it is today. 56 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:49,601 -so, do you play? 57 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:52,937 -oh, sure. I kick it around a little. 58 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:55,706 -[ chuckles ] great. 59 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:59,377 -actually, I'm on the team. 60 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:01,246 -call it a revelation. 61 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:03,348 -the team? -the soccer team. 62 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,316 We started practice yesterday. 63 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:08,453 -wait a minute. Our school has a soccer team? 64 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:11,055 -new this year. Pretty cool, huh? 65 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:12,523 -consider, if you will, the thoughts 66 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,525 that ran through my head. 67 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:18,029 "A," mckinley high had a team no one knew about, 68 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,198 and, "B"... 69 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,167 this doofus was on it. -ow. 70 00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:23,801 -which led to "C." 71 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:26,137 -where do you guys practice? 72 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:27,772 -third auxiliary Football field 73 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:29,707 Down by the brook, Through the woods. 74 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,509 Why, you interested? 75 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:36,247 -"D." it was worth a look. 76 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:43,187 but what I saw when I got there 77 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:44,789 was the biggest collection of dorks 78 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,490 since my 4th-grade cotillion class 79 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:49,360 playing on a moth-eaten field 80 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:51,296 that was halfway to grandma's house. 81 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:52,963 this was definitely not for me. 82 00:03:52,965 --> 00:03:55,400 -hey, you! 83 00:03:58,138 --> 00:03:59,537 Glad you showed up. 84 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:02,707 We're pioneering The uncharted universe here. 85 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:04,542 -great. -uh-huh. 86 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:05,576 -but, uh... 87 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:08,079 I don't think I really... Fit in. 88 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,482 -why? I think you'd be great. 89 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:13,351 And, besides, We're one guy short. 90 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,754 -yeah, well... 91 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,756 Thanks for telling me About it, anyway. 92 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:21,025 -hey, being on a team was one thing. 93 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:21,959 but playing with these jokers? 94 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:24,795 -hey, a little help? 95 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:27,298 Kick it back! 96 00:04:29,502 --> 00:04:31,836 -wow. 97 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,571 Where did you learn How to do that? 98 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:37,475 -what? 99 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:39,244 -kick like that. 100 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:43,447 -I don't know. Lucky, I guess. 101 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,116 -yeah, well, good shot... 102 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,318 Superstar. 103 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:51,623 -the amazing thing was, these guys were serious. 104 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,625 -so, you gonna join us? 105 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,693 -and that's when I realized -- 106 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:59,531 in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. 107 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,399 -well... 108 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,301 Maybe I'll go talk To the coach. 109 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,302 -great! 110 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:08,539 He -- he's over there. Pops mcintyre. 111 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:10,007 Go ahead. 112 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:12,209 -[ sighs ] 113 00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:14,145 -it was kind of a big moment -- 114 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:17,181 the future superstar stepping up to the man 115 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:19,984 who would shape his athletic career. 116 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,720 -coach mcintyre? 117 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:25,156 -the man with all the answers. 118 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,991 the man... 119 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,160 -you bring my juice? 120 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,094 -...Who wanted juice. 121 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:32,129 -uh...No. 122 00:05:32,131 --> 00:05:35,366 -hot as hell out here, Isn't it? 123 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:38,002 -yeah. It is. 124 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:41,506 -so, what can I do for you? 125 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:45,510 -well, actually, I came to sign up for the team. 126 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:48,613 -why's that? 127 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:49,714 -obviously, the coach didn't realize 128 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:51,716 he was in the presence of such raw talent. 129 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:53,918 -well, maybe you saw the way 130 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,721 I just kicked the ball Over there? 131 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:58,689 -yeah, I saw it. 132 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:00,024 -on the other hand, 133 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,326 this guy didn't just want another hotdogger. 134 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:03,795 he wanted sincerity. 135 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:07,165 -listen, I don't know that much About soccer, 136 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:10,501 But I'd be willing to learn And give it my best. 137 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:13,137 I just want to be part Of the team. 138 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:15,907 -is that so? 139 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,309 -and with that, our bond was forged -- 140 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:21,746 the bond of trust, admiration, respect. 141 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:24,415 -so, I guess We'll be working together. 142 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:27,451 -suit yourself. Where's my juice?! 143 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:34,959 -no question about it. it was the dawn of a new era. 144 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:38,663 -soccer? 145 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,764 Isn't that Where they use the brooms 146 00:06:40,766 --> 00:06:42,933 To sweep in front Of a little thingy? 147 00:06:42,935 --> 00:06:44,202 -that's curling, mom. 148 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:46,770 Soccer's where little boys Chase the ball around 149 00:06:46,772 --> 00:06:48,172 In shorts and knee socks. 150 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:49,940 -shut up, butthead! 151 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:52,210 -well, I'm very proud Of you, honey. 152 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,711 -thanks, mom. 153 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:55,546 -who's coaching? 154 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:58,182 -nobody. 155 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:00,851 -nobody? 156 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:03,655 -well, just some old guy Named mcintyre. 157 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:06,524 -mcintyre. Pops mcintyre? 158 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:07,959 -you know him? 159 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:08,993 -[ chuckles ] 160 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:10,194 He was only The greatest football coach 161 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:11,863 The school ever had. 162 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,298 -really? 163 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,999 -sure. Guy was a legend. 164 00:07:16,001 --> 00:07:18,603 Yeah, that guy Was one hell of a coach. 165 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,772 They called him "The bear." 166 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,440 -hmm. 167 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,109 hard to believe the man my father was talking about 168 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,444 was the same pops mcintyre. 169 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:31,716 -the bear -- Always pacing, always growling. 170 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:33,451 He never sat down. 171 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,553 [ bear growls ] 172 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:37,555 -well, think of it this way. 173 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:39,823 maybe the bear was hibernating. 174 00:07:39,825 --> 00:07:41,459 -pops? 175 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,961 [ clears throat ] pops? 176 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,163 Kick it back? 177 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:48,433 Pops? 178 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,304 Anybody got another ball? -it just didn't add up. 179 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,872 what was with this guy? 180 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:56,874 -so, how we doing? 181 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:59,877 -fine, fine. 182 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:02,213 -well, what do you think About our prospects 183 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:03,214 For this season? 184 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,549 -terrific. Where's my cushion? 185 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:07,618 I know I left it somewhere. 186 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:10,121 -at least one thing seemed clear. 187 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:13,891 when it came to coaching, this coach couldn't care less. 188 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:16,728 of course, maybe there was a reason for that. 189 00:08:17,564 --> 00:08:19,897 take nick bott, for example -- 190 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:22,733 the most uncoordinated kid I ever met. 191 00:08:22,735 --> 00:08:26,537 not to mention the biggest "Star trek" fan. 192 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:31,275 and andy collin. I never saw a lazier kid. 193 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:34,078 and who could forget chuck coleman, "Mr. Fidget"? 194 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,680 the kid meant well enough, 195 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,215 but he elevated annoying to an art form. 196 00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:39,416 -[ grunts ] 197 00:08:39,418 --> 00:08:41,552 -and leigh fitzpatrick. 198 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:44,855 sweet guy but a bundle of nerves. 199 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,490 all in all, we were a team 200 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:49,360 that could most charitably be described as... 201 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,695 -what the hell was that? 202 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,697 -do you need some help there? 203 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:57,068 -nope. Everything's under control. 204 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,738 [ sighs ] 205 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,778 -guys, I think we are really Getting good out there! 206 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,746 -yeah, we only kicked the ball Over the fence 207 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:10,148 Three times today. 208 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:13,651 -dorks, goof balls, a coach who wouldn't coach. 209 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:14,919 somehow, this whole thing 210 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:16,954 wasn't working out the way I'd planned. 211 00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:18,455 -what do you think, kev? 212 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:21,058 -about what? 213 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,294 -well, about how things Are going. 214 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:26,597 -well... 215 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,265 I don't know, guys. 216 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:30,267 I mean, I'm new here, but... 217 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:32,570 Doesn't it seem like Something's missing? 218 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:36,140 -missing? Well, like what? 219 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:40,478 -well, I mean, we are playing Soccer, right? 220 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,914 So, maybe we should start Learning some plays. 221 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:46,384 -of course, it was only a suggestion. 222 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:48,652 still... 223 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:50,921 -plays. 224 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,689 Great idea! 225 00:09:52,691 --> 00:09:55,826 -it was like watching edison invent the light bulb. 226 00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:57,995 -what can I do for you? 227 00:09:57,997 --> 00:10:02,867 -well...We -- we wanted to talk About learning some plays. 228 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:04,802 -plays? 229 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:06,904 -look, it's not that We don't appreciate 230 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,973 What you've done for us so far. 231 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:09,673 It's just that... 232 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:11,074 -plays? 233 00:10:11,076 --> 00:10:14,712 -well, look. What about this playbook? 234 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:17,415 -well, those are plays. 235 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:22,653 -well, can we at least Work from it? 236 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:25,890 -I don't think that book's Gonna do you a lot of good. 237 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:31,061 -still, even pops couldn't quell the tide of youth... 238 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:33,597 enthusiasm... 239 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:34,331 dorkdom. 240 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,899 -but... 241 00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:38,902 If you want to learn plays... 242 00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:42,273 Suit yourself. 243 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,640 -terrific! -great! 244 00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:45,943 -great! Thanks! 245 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,578 -and there you had it. 246 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:51,382 -guys, we got plays! 247 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:54,184 -sure, it wasn't much, but it was a start. 248 00:10:57,890 --> 00:10:58,856 and who knew? 249 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:00,291 maybe with the right combination 250 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,659 of coaching and raw talent, 251 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,428 we'd actually make something of ourselves. 252 00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:06,764 -okay, 17! 253 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:09,600 34! Set back! 254 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,769 Okay, 24! Red right! 255 00:11:12,771 --> 00:11:14,972 And...Hike! 256 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:19,276 -[ screaming ] 257 00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:21,946 -or maybe, just maybe... 258 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:25,649 it was gonna be the longest season in recorded history. 259 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:34,024 after the great football-playbook fiasco, 260 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,993 lesser men might have hung it up. 261 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:38,729 but for some reason, my teammates hung in there. 262 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,098 maybe we were really trying to get good. 263 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,200 maybe we were just trying to get pops 264 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,936 to pay attention to us. 265 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:50,374 in any event, it wasn't working. 266 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,876 -[ snoring ] 267 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:55,045 [ metal clanging ] 268 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:57,548 -pretty soon, morale began to plummet. 269 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,584 team spirit hit an all-time low. 270 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:02,085 as for me, 271 00:12:02,087 --> 00:12:06,290 my dreams of glory on the playing field were fading... 272 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,692 fast. 273 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:10,060 [ bell rings ] 274 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:13,130 there was only one thing to do. 275 00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:15,299 -pops, can I talk to you? 276 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,134 -about what? 277 00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:19,904 -well, about the team. 278 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:23,607 The soccer team. -oh, that. 279 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:26,043 -you see... 280 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,212 Our first game's Coming up in a few days. 281 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,213 And... 282 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,715 -how to put this tactfully. 283 00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:33,717 -it's not gonna be pretty. 284 00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:36,220 -[ sighs ] yeah. 285 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:38,889 -it's gonna be a massacre. 286 00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:41,392 -mm-hmm. 287 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:44,861 But we still have time, Don't we? 288 00:12:44,863 --> 00:12:46,630 I mean... 289 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:49,467 With a little practice, We could at least be... 290 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,402 Respectable. 291 00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:54,972 Don't you think? 292 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:58,276 -figured the least he could do here was throw me a bone. 293 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,978 -I wouldn't count on it. 294 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:04,148 -not exactly your basic ringing endorsement. 295 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:07,651 -wait a minute. I don't get it. 296 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,954 My dad told me you used to be This great coach. 297 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,089 "The bear," they called you. 298 00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:14,892 You won six conference titles In a row. 299 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,159 -he told you that? 300 00:13:16,161 --> 00:13:17,795 -yeah. 301 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,364 -did he tell you About that '57 team? 302 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,567 [ chuckles ] Great bunch of boys. 303 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,635 [ "Notre dame victory march" Plays ] 304 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,570 -and for just a second, 305 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,640 I actually saw a spark of real enthusiasm in the guy. 306 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,477 -ah, but that was then. My coaching days are over now. 307 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,312 -w-why? 308 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,148 -they didn't want me. Got a younger man. 309 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:43,053 Put me out to pasture Until, uh...Until this. 310 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:46,657 -I did my best not to take it personally. 311 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,325 -yeah, but... 312 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:54,331 Pops, we're a team, And we need a coach. 313 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,001 -there -- a cry from the heart, 314 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,837 something even pops couldn't deny. 315 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,573 -one year away From my pension, 316 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,209 And they saddle me with this. 317 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,178 Soccer. 318 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,453 -game day. 319 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,189 the good news was we had new uniforms. 320 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,590 the bad news was... 321 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,126 -hey. Is it okay if we trade? 322 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:24,561 8 is my lucky number. -sure. 323 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,864 -...We were the same team inside them. 324 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,567 still, for some reason... 325 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,902 -call me crazy, Call me naive, 326 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:35,106 But I think we really have A chance today. 327 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,340 Come on! Let's go! 328 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,442 -...These jokers just weren't giving up. 329 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,710 -[ chanting "Knights" ] 330 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,846 -maybe it was a tribute to the human spirit, 331 00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:45,016 the power of positive thinking, 332 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,584 the triumph of will over adversity. 333 00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:48,886 -[ chanting stops ] 334 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,389 -or... -oh, my god. 335 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,857 -...Maybe it was plain stupidity. 336 00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:56,160 -are those guys for real? 337 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,428 -our opponents could have passed 338 00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,965 for the italian national all-stars, 339 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:04,134 leaving us only one small glimmer of hope. 340 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:06,136 -maybe it'll rain. 341 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:08,739 -♪ ow! ♪ 342 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,706 [ whistle blows ] 343 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,641 ♪ oh, whoo ♪ 344 00:15:11,643 --> 00:15:14,011 ♪ say it, now ♪ 345 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,513 -[ whistles ] 346 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,348 -♪ ooh, I'm back ♪ 347 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,250 ♪ I'm back ♪ 348 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,985 ♪ I'm back ♪ 349 00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:24,688 ♪ I'm back ♪ 350 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,757 ♪ I'm back ♪ 351 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:29,193 ♪ get up off of that thing ♪ 352 00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:31,529 ♪ and dance Till you feel better ♪ 353 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,297 ♪ get up off of that thing ♪ 354 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,665 -that afternoon, we gave it all we had. 355 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,334 -♪ get up off of that thing ♪ 356 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,002 ♪ and dance Till you feel better ♪ 357 00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:41,505 -we threw ourselves into it. 358 00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,507 -♪ and try to release That pressure ♪ 359 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,609 ♪ get up off of that thing ♪ 360 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,012 -we did our dead-level best. 361 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:49,613 unfortunately... 362 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,682 -♪ say it, now ♪ 363 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,350 ♪ get up off of that thing ♪ 364 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:54,685 ♪ and shake Till you feel better ♪ 365 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,320 -...Our dead-level best stunk. 366 00:15:57,322 --> 00:15:59,957 -♪ and try to release That pressure ♪ 367 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,726 ♪ get up off ♪ 368 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,027 -pretty soon, our problem was clear. 369 00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,796 -[ grunting ] 370 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,631 -♪ so good ♪ 371 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,701 -it was our goalie's fault. 372 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:14,004 -♪ whoo! Yeah! ♪ 373 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,973 ♪ follow me! ♪ 374 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,908 ♪ get up off of that thing ♪ 375 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,143 ♪ and shake Till you feel better ♪ 376 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,311 -but by halftime... 377 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,812 -♪ get up off of that thing ♪ 378 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,814 ♪ and shake till, say it now ♪ 379 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,749 ♪ get up off of that thing ♪ 380 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,152 ♪ and shake Till you feel better ♪ 381 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,987 -...We'd run out of scapegoats. 382 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,156 -♪ and try to release That pressure ♪ 383 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,658 ♪ get up off of that thing ♪ 384 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,527 ♪ twist till you feel better ♪ 385 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,029 ♪ get up off of that thing ♪ 386 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,330 ♪ unh! ♪ 387 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,999 -11-zip, I can't believe it. 388 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:45,502 -I hate this stupid game. 389 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,637 -it was horrible. 390 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,206 we were getting our noses rubbed it in. 391 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,008 clearly what was needed here was a pickup, 392 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,845 a pep talk, a little knute rockne-ian guidance. 393 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:57,848 -[ sighs ] 394 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:02,686 -I don't want to Go back out there. 395 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,456 -and suddenly, I was seeing red. 396 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,656 -guys, I got something to say. 397 00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:09,492 -if pops wouldn't step forward, I would. 398 00:17:09,494 --> 00:17:13,297 -look, we might not be the best Soccer team that ever played. 399 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:16,667 In fact, we may not Even be very good, 400 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:21,505 Or any good...At all. 401 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:25,676 -hmm. Possibly I was on a bad tack here. 402 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,413 -so I say let's forget about What's happened so far, 403 00:17:30,415 --> 00:17:33,017 And let's start thinking about What might happen. 404 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,920 Okay? 405 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,923 Let's go! 406 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:42,826 -and as I ran out of that locker room, 407 00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:45,162 I had just one thought. 408 00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:47,831 I only hoped someone was following me. 409 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,300 [ door closes ] 410 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:50,701 [ whistle blows ] 411 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,036 when I got back on that field, I was mad. 412 00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:54,672 -[ sighs ] 413 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,575 -I'd take these guys on myself, if I had to. 414 00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:01,479 -hey! Wait for us! 415 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,413 [ rossini's "William tell overture" plays ] 416 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:15,226 -and when that whistle blew... [ whistle blows ] 417 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,862 ...We actually got possession of the ball. 418 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,399 -over here! 419 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:27,304 -and what's more amazing -- we actually completed a pass. 420 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,839 -back to me! Back to me! 421 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,613 Go, leigh! Come on! 422 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,763 -[ cheering ] 423 00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,198 [ whistle blows ] 424 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:02,573 -it was our finest hour. 425 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,170 unfortunately... 426 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,505 [ squeaking ] 427 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,042 ...We'd kicked the ball into the wrong net. 428 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,581 -I don't believe it! 429 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,282 You scored on our goal, bozo. 430 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:47,985 -don't call me bozo, Spock brain! 431 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,086 -hey! 432 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,187 -listen, would you jerks Just break it up?! 433 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,122 -who you calling a jerk?! -this is ridiculous! 434 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,624 -who needs this?! I don't need this! 435 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,991 -look, you guys, Just calm down! 436 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,060 [ indistinct shouting ] 437 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,161 -we completely fell apart. 438 00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:00,264 it was like "Lord of the flies." 439 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,464 [ shouting continues ] 440 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,072 and that's when it happened. 441 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,206 -look! 442 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:16,046 -pops was heading towards us to say it was over... 443 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:20,917 ...That we had no hope of winning, 444 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:22,953 that it was time to hang it up. 445 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,689 -[ sighs ] 446 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,867 Kick it that way. 447 00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,742 -I don't know what it was that touched him. 448 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,545 maybe it was the way we stuck together. 449 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:52,716 maybe it was the way we were tearing apart. 450 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,985 in that brief instant, 451 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:58,154 pops mcintyre became a coach again. 452 00:20:58,156 --> 00:20:59,857 [ thunder crashes ] 453 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,767 and we were finally a team. 454 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:14,905 -come on, guys. Let's lose one for pops. 455 00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,442 [ thunder crashes ] 456 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:31,989 -sure, we lost that day, but it was a glorious defeat. 457 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:35,993 after all, all over america, there were teams like ours, 458 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:39,430 teams that marched bravely into slaughter, 459 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:44,468 teams that went 0-15 and kept on losing 460 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,704 and kept on trying... 461 00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:55,279 ...Not for the league titles 462 00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:58,282 or the silver-plated victory cups 463 00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:01,285 but just for the joy of playing... 464 00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:02,953 together. 465 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:04,821 [ whistle blows ] 466 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:18,969 the thing is... 467 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:22,306 I'll never forget those guys... 468 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:25,208 even if they were dorks. 34279

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