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Peg.
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Bud.
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Would you get the door?
My arms are full.
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- Coming.
- Coming.
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There's no place like home.
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Al, if you're gonna come in,
could you shut the door?
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Peg, if you're gonna live here,
could you shut your mouth?
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You know, Peg, this dog is chewing
a hole in our budget.
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Look at these.
Kibbles, dog biscuits, Liver Snaps.
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Well, actually, Al, those are for Mom.
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Oh, why didn't you say so?
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Oh, food.An escape from this hellhole.
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Bud, you're in college.
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I mean, you don't go to parties
or get laid or anything...
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...but you did take classes, right?
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- Is there a point to this barrage, Dad?
- Is there?
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Oh, that's right, you're smart.
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Where the hell is
my paycheck going?
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Luckily, Dad, I've put all the family
finances right here in this computer.
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You put something I don't have
into something I don't understand.
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You know, that reminds me
of our sex life.
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That's putting something I have
in something I don't like.
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Dad, look.
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Look, here's a list of all the salaries
of all the occupations in the world.
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And here is what you make.
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That's what I make?
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I'm a paperboy.
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Oh, no, Al, paperboys
can afford bicycles.
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There must be someone out there
that makes less than I do.
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Mom, Dad, Bud.
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You'll never guess what I got.
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A better game would be
Guess What You Haven't Got.
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I'll take Virginity for $100.
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Oh, that's funny. Nobody will take
yours for less than a thousand.
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Anyway, I got a part in a TV movie.
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Who are you gonna play, honey?
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Madame Curie.
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To prepare for the part, I thought
I'd get some firsthand experience...
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...of what it's like to be Madame.
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Does anyone know where there's
a brothel around here?
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Well, there's Howie's down by
the airport but--
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I mean, Madame Curie's
not a hooker.
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No, she's a famous French chemist
who discovered radium...
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...down by the airport.
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Now, what am I gonna do?
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I still have to research
Madame Curie...
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...but I don't know anything
about "science."
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Kel, that's science, not "science".
The C is silent.
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I knew I should have stayed in...
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...shool.
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Look, Bud, you're my manager.
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Please do something to earn
your 75 percent.
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Peg, come here.
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A Pakistani dirt vendor makes
more than I do.
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Yeah, and he probably smells better.
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Probably has reason to.
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I got it, Kel. I got it.
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I'll set you up with this scientist
I know at the university.
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All you do,
pretend you're a professor.
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Okay, but, I mean, I think I'd make a
more convincing Ginger or Mary Ann...
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...don't you think?
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You must be the new professor.
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You must be Gilligan. Hi.
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Kelly Bundy at your service.
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So Bud tells me you're in aerospace.
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Yeah, well...
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...it's not rocket science,
but what is?
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Right. So what are you
working on now?
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Well, I just received a grant
from the Crayola company...
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...to invent a new color.
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Bleen.
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Bleen?
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Is that a mixture of blue and green?
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No, of blood and spleen.
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You know, it's for the kids
who wanna draw accidents. Yeah.
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Really? You would think that Crayola
would have enough colors already.
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Well, not anymore.
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See, they had to get rid
of black and white...
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...you know, to be politically correct.
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They were gonna mix the two together
and call it blite...
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...but the guy who invented grey
back in '74 threatened to sue, so...
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All right.
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So, what's your field?
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- Alchogorentology.
- Oh, right.
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What's alchorathincology?
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It's a study of that age-old question:
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How much booze can a rat drink
before he explodes?
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- Kennedy grant?
- Exactly.
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Now, this is your
lab station, right here.
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Oh, great.
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Just like a smaller version
of the one I have at home.
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That reminds me.
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Make sure you take all your findings
with you when you leave.
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After all, this is academia.
Thievery runs rampant here.
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I think I'm gonna like science.
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It's like shopping at the mall.
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All right.
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Now, here's someone who might
make less than your father.
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Eskimo blubber-chewer.
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Nope.
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Check French deodorant salesman.
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Not even close.
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Hey, guys.
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Today was my last day at the lab.
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It's a good thing too, because there
was nothing left to take.
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But you know what?
I really got into my character.
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And just like Madame Curie...
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...I threw a bunch of cool,
deadly chemicals together...
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...and I invented something.
The color bleen.
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Mom, check brain-dead blond.
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They make way more
than your father.
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Kelly, where exactly
is this color bleen now?
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Well, since it's a level three
biohazard...
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...I had to put it where nobody
would go.
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So I put it in Dad's shower.
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You know, I never thought I'd say it,
but I really enjoyed that shower.
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You didn't wash your hair,
did you, Daddy?
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No, I'm wearing this towel...
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...because I wanna get a job
as a New York City cabby.
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You didn't use the bottle marked
"Bleen," did you?
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Sure did.
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It's great. It tingles.
It's just like the commercial says.
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My whole scalp feels alive.
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Honey, when you only bathe once
every two months, your scalp is alive.
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Daddy, Bleen is not a shampoo.
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It's a bunch of deadly chemicals
that I mixed together at the lab.
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It's possible that this tingling you're
feeling could be a massive stroke.
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Either way, I thank you.
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I love Bleen.
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What?
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How do I look?
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Jumping Jehoshaphat, I'm a hunk!
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I'm a dude.
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I'm a hunky dude!
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
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Wow, Al, you have hair.
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- How did that happen?
- Who cares?
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All I know is that Kelly's Bleen
has grown...
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...what 25 years of you
has withered away.
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Kelly, man has been seeking
the cure for baldness...
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...since the invention
of the younger woman.
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This may make me rich!
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But don't you mean make us rich?
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No.
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Well, it's Kelly's formula,
so I gotta cut her in, of course...
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...but the rest of you mean
absolutely nothing to me.
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Now, wait a sec, now,
I'm Kelly's manager.
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I get 75 percent
of whatever she gets.
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Kelly, listen very, very carefully
to Daddy.
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Number one, Bud is fired.
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Number two, do you remember
how to make Bleen?
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And can you make lots and lots
for Daddy?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, sweetheart!
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If you can make Daddy some Bleen,
I'll buy you an acting career.
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You'll be the next Tori Spelling.
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Okay. But prettier, right?
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- Hell, Two-Face is prettier.
- Oh, I know.
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Sweetheart, if you're going out,
would you get me some mousse...
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- ...and a scrunchie?
- Okay, Daddy.
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You won't get away with this, Pop.
I'll sue.
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Sue away.
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You get in line
behind Sy Sperling...
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...and his soon-to-be-defunct
Hair Club for Men.
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Because when this comes out,
I'm gonna be one hairy millionaire.
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Hey, Al, what about side effects?
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You know, no one markets
a product without testing it.
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Oh, no, Peg?
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Cigarettes...
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...Ford Pinto...
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...that condom I used
on our wedding night.
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Read my lips, Peg.
There are no side effects.
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Okay, all right.
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By the way, Peg, you look really good
this afternoon.
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Who said that?
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Al, that is the nicest thing
you've said to me in years.
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You know, I have a sudden urge
to take you upstairs...
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...and have sex with you--
Who said that?
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Well, let's go.
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Wait a second, Peg. Wait,
I better test this Bleen a little bit.
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Wait a minute, Peg. Wait, wait.
God, you look beautiful.
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Who the hell said that?
Oh, my God, somebody shoot me!
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I now call this meeting of No Ma'am
to order, to announce the results...
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...of the final tests
of Al Bundy's Bleen.
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I mean, Kelly and Al Bundy's Bleen.
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I now give you my wonderful daughter,
whom I love more than anything.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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Now, placebos were given
to the first group, group A.
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Things to do:
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Make will.
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Cut family out of will.
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Make tender love to wife,
with lights on.
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What?
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Now, as you can see
in the first group...
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...there's been no hair growth at all.
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By the way,
what was that placebo we took?
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Birth control pills.
You're both dismissed.
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Hey, is it just me, or are your breasts
getting bigger too?
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No, but I have switched to Lightdays.
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Now, everybody in group B
took Bleen.
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Solid.
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And the Bleen has worked
in every case.
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I think the evidence
speaks for itself.
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Kelly, go inside and alert the media.
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Particularly those
with receding hairlines.
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David Brinkley, Willard Scott...
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...Barbara Walters.
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Guys, am I the only one in the Bleen
group who's had this horrible urge...
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...to do the girlfriend thing
with the wife?
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Oh, thank God I'm not alone.
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I carried the wife
across the threshold.
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I told her that I loved her.
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I even had foreplay.
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Hey, so what?
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Last night I pleasured my ex-wife
and paid her back alimony.
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Yeah, well, that's nothing.
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When I was making love to Marcie...
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...I was fantasizing about...
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- ...Marcie.
- Oh, man, that's sick!
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Settle, settle. Gentlemen!
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Gentlemen, we are on the horns
of a dilemma.
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By marketing Bleen,
we'll make millions.
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Well, I will.
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But we'll also be condemning mankind
to a lifetime of lights-on...
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...bags-off, wife-pleasing sex.
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Okay, then it's settled.
We can't sell Bleen.
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We'd be as hated as the guy
who invented the G-spot.
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Hey, who was that guy?
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I don't know. Kenny G?
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Al, we gotta do something.
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I mean, No Ma'am is turning
into Yes Ma'am.
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He's right. I don't know how many
more times I can sex the ex.
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Well...
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...Kelly invented Bleen...
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...maybe she can also invent
an antidote.
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But she's gonna need a guinea pig.
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No problem.
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I'll take full responsibility.
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A Bundy got you into this...
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...a Bundy will get you out.
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Okay, Bud, I think I found
the antidote.
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Are you ready for the last test?
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Hell, I'm ready for the last rites.
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- Go ahead.
- Okay.
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I want you, Bud.
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What for?
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It worked! The antidote worked.
It worked. It worked.
247
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,398
There's gotta be someone out there
even more worthless than me.
248
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,074
Yeah, well, I'd like to meet him.
249
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,838
Well, here it is, Peg.
250
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,479
Occupation, none.
251
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:43,869
Skill, none.
252
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,314
Use, none.
253
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:50,076
Peg, say hi to Public Loafer
Number 1.
254
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,791
How you doing, son? How are you--?
255
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,793
- How are you feeling?
- Oh, just great, Dad.
256
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,156
Yeah, trying to find the cure
for Bleen...
257
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:17,911
...turned me into a bitter, sexless,
aging loser.
258
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,590
I might as well sell women's shoes.
259
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,868
Come on, Dad.
260
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,350
You gotta help me.
I can't stay like this forever.
261
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:33,037
Son, I-- Yeah, I mean to tell you
something here.
262
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,993
See, son, I--
263
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,629
I still have some Bleen.
264
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,235
Yeah, I saved it, you know,
in case your mother...
265
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:46,911
...should accidentally tie herself up to
a railroad track and I'd be single again.
266
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:52,713
But since she'd probably just
derail the train, I--
267
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:57,156
I'm happy to give it to you.
It's upstairs in my shower.
268
00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,790
Thanks, Dad. I'll just run up
and go get it.
269
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,516
That Bleen made me so horny...
270
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,877
...I'm gonna rent me 101 Dalmatians.
271
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,549
And I don't mean the movie.
272
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:25,550
Hey, you guys, it's starting.
My Madame Curie is on.
273
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,593
- Oh, what channel is it on, honey?
- Fox.
274
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,752
Assume Fox-viewing positions.
275
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,279
And now, from the makers of:
276
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:47,600
Buttafuoco: Misunderstood
Family Man or Giant, Fat Sleazoid...?
277
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,028
...we proudly present:
278
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,789
Madame Curie:
Misunderstood Scientist...
279
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,389
...or Syph-Ridden Whoremonger?
280
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,999
Sailor, is that radiumin your pocket...
281
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,754
...or are you just happy to see me?
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