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- Fuck him.
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Does he know he's dealing with?
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We agreed on a price
on those condos,
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and they're going up with or
without his fucking permission.
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And you can tell Juan I will
personally fly down there
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and shove my size-11
Gucci straight up his ass
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if this deal goes sideways.
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- God, what the fuck
are you doing here?
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- I saw that shithead's
car wasn't in the driveway,
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so I let myself in.
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- You can't just walk
into someone else's house
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whenever you feel
like it, you idiot.
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- You are my daughter.
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- Stepdaughter, and
that is not by choice.
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- Your mother's in the car
fucking worried sick about you.
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She wants to know when
you're coming home.
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- I am home.
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- You guys are a bunch
of fucking slobs.
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- Get out.
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- Cute panties.
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- God, I said get out.
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- Your mother and I are headed
to the Keys for the week.
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Nice.
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- Oh, God, get
away from my stuff.
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Is that where your
funeral's being held?
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Because if it is,
then count me in.
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Now, get the fuck out.
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- Listen to me,
you little bitch.
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If you wanna keep getting
that money every month
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from your mother,
which is my money,
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we're gonna have to work
out a little arrangement.
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Understood?
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- I'm curious what my mother
would think about that,
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you pathetic perv.
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- Do you think your
mother's gonna believe
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an antidepressant,
pill-popping junkie,
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who sits around all day
drawing broken hearts
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and fucking her geriatric
ex-con boyfriend?
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- He's only 40, and he was
in prison a long time ago.
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- He is ancient.
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- You're disgusting.
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+- You know what I
think is disgusting?
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I think fucking a
card-carrying member
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of AARP falls into
that category.
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- He's not a member of AARP.
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What's AARP?
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- I think your mother's gonna
believe her distinguished,
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well-educated,
multi-millionaire boyfriend.
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Your poor father
is probably rolling
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around in his grave right now.
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- Don't you fucking dare
talking about my father.
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- The man is dead three years.
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Get over it.
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- Lindsey, What
the hell is going on?
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- Honey, I just asked
her to put on some clothes
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and just wanted to know
when she was coming home.
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- He's lying, mom.
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He's a fucking liar.
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He came in here-
- We need to talk
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to her doctor and see if
you can up her dosage.
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These outbreaks have to stop.
- Wait.
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- Mom, no, okay?
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He came in here staring
at me all weird.
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He was talking-
- Lindsey.
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- about Dad again.
- Lindsey, Lindsey.
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- When we get back from
the Keys, let's take a ride
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to the doctor and see
if he can give you
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something stronger than Prozac.
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- It's him, mom.
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It's not me.
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- Sweetheart,
I know it's been tough
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since your father's been gone,
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and I'm not trying
to replace him.
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- Just get the fuck out, God.
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- Okay.
- Go, Mom.
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- Hello, ma'am.
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- Sorry, we don't want any.
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- I'm not here to sell
anything but the gift of God.
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- The gift of God?
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- You are a sinner.
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- Well, my asshole stepfather
and mother sure think so.
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- Well, well, look,
I, I was a sinner.
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And it wasn't until I met Simon
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that God came down and
laid his hands upon me.
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And, well, now, now,
I see the light.
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He is the truth, you know.
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- Look, my family's Jewish.
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- What the fuck does that
have to do with anything?
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- Simon.
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- So was Jesus Christ.
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He was the king of Jews,
and he was also a sinner.
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How 'bout we leave you
with something to read?
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- What, the Bible?
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- No, no, ma'am,
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just some scripture
I think you'll enjoy.
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- Uh, speaking of enjoyment,
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have you ever seen
"Jesus Christ Superstar"?
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It, it's the movie,
not the play.
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- Can't say it's on my
Netflix watch list, no.
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- Well, I mean, it is a musical
about Jesus, Jesus.
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- Sounds very
entertaining, okay?
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I'm making a mental
note right now, okay?
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Got it.
- Oh, great, great.
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Well, what we'll do is
check back with you,
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and well, I mean,
maybe we can come over
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and watch it together sometime.
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- Look, if I promise to
read your stupid scripture
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and watch your Jesus
Christ pop star thing,
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will you please promise
to leave me alone?
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- Well, I'll promise
to come and check in on you,
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that's for sure.
- No, no, that's okay.
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Goodbye, thank you.
- but you might be lonely.
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I, I, I don't mind being your-
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- No.
- your spiritual-
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- No.
- like, bestie.
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Come on.
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- Hey, baby.
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- When'd you start
to party without me?
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You're amazing.
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- No, you are.
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- Damn, you
make me feel alive.
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- Can I ask you a question
without you getting mad?
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- Oh, God, what is it now?
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- If I'm so amazing, then
why did you cheat on me?
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- Oh, my God,
babe, that was months ago,
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and I didn't cheat on you.
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- Really?
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Then, what do you call
sticking your face
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between a pair of
gigantic tits then?
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- A momentary lapse in judgment.
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Anyway, I was at a strip club.
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- What does that even mean?
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- When in Rome, you know?
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Anyway, I was coerced.
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- Coerced?
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You do know what that
word means, right?
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- Oh, I know what it means.
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- 'Kay, then who was it then?
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Who coerced you?
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- A guy named Jack Daniels.
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- God, you're
such a fucking asshole.
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I'm gonna take a shower.
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- All right, but hurry up.
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We got people coming
over in an hour.
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- Shit.
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- Oh, don't tell me you
forgot about the party.
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- I know.
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I, I guess it was just the gin.
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- No, gimme a break.
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Every time there's a problem,
you either hit the bottle,
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or you're popping pills.
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What is it this time?
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- Look, I don't wanna
talk about it, okay?
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- You know, communication goes
a long way in a relationship.
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You may wanna try it sometime.
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- Were
you looking at this?
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- What?
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- Were you looking
through my sketch pad?
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- Sorry, I didn't know
it was off limits.
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It's not like it's a
diary or something.
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And what's with all
the broken hearts
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and the fuck love crap?
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What do you have
against love anyway?
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I thought we were in love.
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- I did, too.
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- But what?
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- Love is an antiquated emotion.
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Look around you.
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One minute, a couple's in love,
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posting all over social media,
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and the next, they're bashing
each other and breaking up.
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In today's world,
saying I love you is
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like saying hello and goodbye.
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It doesn't mean anything.
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- Well, that's because
social media sucks,
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and it makes people feel numb.
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Your generation,
you guys don't know
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how to deal with
everyday emotion.
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Personally, I could
do without it.
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Oh, and love still means
something to me, by the way.
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- Really?
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- Of course.
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- But you've been
married twice before.
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- So?
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- So didn't you ever tell one
of them that you love them?
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- Well, yeah, I did, of course,
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but you know it's just-
- But what?
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You didn't mean it?
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- Hey, you are the
only girl that I love.
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- You do understand how it
seems to me, though, right?
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- You don't
trust anybody.
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That's the problem.
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- People earn trust, and
when they violate it,
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it takes time to get it back.
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- Lindsey, you are the
only girl that I love.
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- Okay, so what does
love mean to you?
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- You're gonna ask me
the meaning of love?
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- No, I'm asking you
your meaning of love.
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- I don't know.
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It's, uh, it's this
feeling you get, you know.
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When you love somebody,
you just know.
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- That's it?
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That's your answer?
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- Well, yeah.
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- That fucking sucked.
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- What's
wrong with you?
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- You just proved my
point that love's a joke.
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- Babe, listen.
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I am not going to cheat on you.
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I am 40 years old.
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You're gonna lecture me on love?
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What was the last relationship
you had before us,
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six months?
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- That doesn't mean that
statistics are wrong.
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50% of all marriages
end in divorce.
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Do you know why?
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Infidelity.
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- Okay.
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- So I'm preparing myself
for the inevitable.
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- What a miserable outlook.
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Babe, I am not going
to cheat on you.
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- I'm just being realistic,
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and there are lots of
ways to cheat, okay,
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not just physical.
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- So what does love mean to you?
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- It's pretty simple.
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Love comes down to
two things, okay?
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Discipline and loyalty.
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If you truly love someone,
you'll have the discipline
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to fight off any desires
that come your way.
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Having the loyalty to do that
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and stick with the one person
that you're invested in,
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that is what it's all about.
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- Babe, I'll be honest.
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For somebody with minimal
relationship experience,
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you do have a solid point.
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The thing is, when you're
dealing with human emotion,
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it's really not
that cut and dry.
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- It is for me.
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- Listen, I love you.
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Can you grasp that concept?
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- There's something
I need to know.
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- Okay, shoot.
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- Would you die for me?
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- Yes.
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- Good, because I
feel the same way.
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But here's the real question.
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- What is it?
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- Would you kill for me?
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- Yeah, I would kill for you.
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I mean, we go camping,
a bear comes charging
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outta the woods, you know
I'm gonna put two bullets
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in that thing's head.
- Hunter.
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- I got you, babe.
- Hunter, no.
255
00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:45,439
Would you kill another
human being for me?
256
00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:49,343
- Are you seriously
asking me that question?
257
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:54,248
- I want us to kill
someone at the party tonight.
258
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,750
- So let me get this straight.
259
00:16:55,817 --> 00:16:59,854
You want me to kill someone
to prove my love to you?
260
00:16:59,921 --> 00:17:03,558
Have you gone completely
batshit crazy?
261
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:06,995
This, this girl's
fucking crazy, man.
262
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,597
Fucking dealing with this
bullshit all the time.
263
00:17:09,664 --> 00:17:11,498
Now, she wants to
fucking kill somebody.
264
00:17:11,566 --> 00:17:12,667
I just fucking,
265
00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:16,971
my life's a fucking
mess right now.
266
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,541
Fucking bullshit, man.
267
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:24,612
Stupid fucking bullshit,
every day something new.
268
00:17:29,884 --> 00:17:31,184
I can't kill anyone.
269
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,323
Ah, you know what?
270
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,626
I'm gonna close my eyes.
271
00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:39,561
Spin around.
272
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,798
If I finally hit a fucking
bullseye after doing that,
273
00:17:43,865 --> 00:17:44,566
I'm in.
274
00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:47,936
If not, I am out.
275
00:18:03,017 --> 00:18:04,284
Ah, you gotta be kidding me.
276
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,587
I never get a bullseye.
277
00:18:05,653 --> 00:18:07,120
Now, I get a bullseye?
278
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,691
This is fucking bullshit, man.
279
00:18:11,926 --> 00:18:12,827
- Hey.
280
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:18,365
Wow, well, you finally
got a bullseye.
281
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,537
- Yeah, finally got a bullseye.
282
00:18:36,618 --> 00:18:39,654
- Dad, this is Lindsey
and her boyfriend, Hunter.
283
00:18:39,721 --> 00:18:40,922
It's their party.
284
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,557
Figured I should
introduce you guys,
285
00:18:42,624 --> 00:18:45,560
especially 'cause you and
Hunter are about the same age.
286
00:18:45,627 --> 00:18:48,295
- Well, all right,
all right, all right.
287
00:18:48,362 --> 00:18:50,230
- Nice to meet you.
288
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,767
- It's a pleasure.
289
00:18:54,769 --> 00:18:56,504
- You look so familiar.
290
00:18:56,571 --> 00:19:00,474
Do you go to the Publix
on Anderson Boulevard?
291
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,376
- Nah.
292
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,846
My assistant does all
my shopping for me,
293
00:19:04,912 --> 00:19:08,983
whole foods,
plant-based, mostly.
294
00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:10,852
Gotta keep this
bod looking fresh.
295
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:13,755
- Wow, assistant, must be nice.
296
00:19:13,821 --> 00:19:17,759
- Oh, honey, I need my world,
it's all about appearances.
297
00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:19,727
- You're a very interesting man.
298
00:19:19,794 --> 00:19:22,964
- Well, all right,
all right, all right.
299
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,232
One more Wild Turkey before
I hit the road in my Lincoln
300
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:29,202
and peace outta here.
301
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:32,472
- Dad, do
you have a Volkswagen.
302
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:34,976
- Anyway, it's a pleasure
to make your acquaintance,
303
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,611
young lady.
304
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:41,115
Thank you kindly for
your hospitality.
305
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,051
- God, he's so smooth.
306
00:19:43,117 --> 00:19:44,351
- Smooth?
307
00:19:44,418 --> 00:19:46,087
He clearly has
psychological problems.
308
00:19:46,154 --> 00:19:47,789
- It's the MS.
309
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:48,623
- Oh, I'm sorry.
310
00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:49,724
I didn't know.
311
00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:51,425
My uncle's got MS.
312
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,628
- No way, your uncle think
he's Matthew McConaughey?
313
00:19:53,695 --> 00:19:55,530
- Matthew McConaughey, what
the hell are you talking about?
314
00:19:55,596 --> 00:19:57,799
My uncle's got
multiple sclerosis.
315
00:19:57,865 --> 00:20:01,135
- Oh, my dad has the other MS.
316
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,303
- There's another MS?
317
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,972
- McConaughey syndrome.
318
00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:07,474
It's when someone thinks
they're Matthew McConaughey.
319
00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:11,979
It's very popular in
Texas, well, certain parts.
320
00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:13,313
- Jeremy, go away.
321
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,549
- But-
- Go.
322
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,788
Surrounded by nut jobs.
323
00:20:57,390 --> 00:21:00,327
Oh, my God, look
at those things.
324
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,165
- You're an asshole.
325
00:21:04,232 --> 00:21:05,566
- Where the hell are you going?
326
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,887
- What the fuck?
327
00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:30,892
Is that what you want?
328
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,927
You want her?
329
00:21:32,994 --> 00:21:37,297
Well, you can have her
and her big fucking tits
330
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:40,300
because Lindsey
doesn't need anyone,
331
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,937
not you, not you, and not you.
332
00:21:53,648 --> 00:21:54,447
No one.
333
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,024
- Sorry. Are you okay?
334
00:22:05,059 --> 00:22:07,327
- I'm better than okay.
335
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:08,461
I'm Lindsey.
336
00:22:34,589 --> 00:22:37,490
- Babe, I was just
gonna tell you.
337
00:22:38,693 --> 00:22:42,429
- If you ever disrespect
me like that again,
338
00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:48,236
I will take a knife,
339
00:22:48,302 --> 00:22:54,175
and I will cut your
little testicles off.
340
00:22:59,714 --> 00:23:02,449
- Why would you say that?
341
00:23:02,516 --> 00:23:04,151
- Because I'll do it.
342
00:23:05,586 --> 00:23:08,890
- No, I mean, why
would you say little?
343
00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:13,794
- Okay, okay, you
guys, quiet, quiet.
344
00:23:13,861 --> 00:23:14,996
I have a toast.
345
00:23:16,564 --> 00:23:21,434
Here's to testing negative,
staying positive,
346
00:23:22,503 --> 00:23:25,606
burying my face in
those big, beautiful,
347
00:23:25,673 --> 00:23:29,911
bodacious tatas,
whoo.
348
00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:37,218
I declare today
National Tata Day.
349
00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:38,686
Salute.
350
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:47,427
Whoo.
351
00:23:54,402 --> 00:23:56,704
- God, she is so desperate.
352
00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:01,309
- What makes you say that?
353
00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:05,079
- Look at her.
354
00:24:10,518 --> 00:24:12,853
God, I've never seen anyone
355
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,122
who has to be in a
relationship so badly.
356
00:24:15,189 --> 00:24:17,992
You know she just broke up
with her boyfriend yesterday?
357
00:24:18,059 --> 00:24:19,459
- Maybe she gets lonely.
358
00:24:19,527 --> 00:24:22,196
A lotta people like to
be in a relationship.
359
00:24:22,263 --> 00:24:23,496
- I just feel bad for her.
360
00:24:23,564 --> 00:24:25,700
Trevor's a douche.
361
00:24:25,766 --> 00:24:27,435
- Ah, the kid just
likes to have fun.
362
00:24:29,971 --> 00:24:32,306
- No, he's a douche.
- Excuse me.
363
00:24:32,373 --> 00:24:35,943
- Yeah, he is.
364
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,683
All right, the Jew crew made it.
365
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,418
I thought you yentas
weren't coming.
366
00:24:45,886 --> 00:24:47,254
- Where are the fucking
strippers and the blow?
367
00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:48,689
- What?
368
00:24:48,756 --> 00:24:51,092
- What, did you guys
lie about that, too?
369
00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:54,328
Well, is there at least
some fucking spinach dip?
370
00:24:54,395 --> 00:24:55,763
- What's wrong with him?
371
00:24:55,830 --> 00:24:56,998
- You know how hard it
is to get that bastard
372
00:24:57,064 --> 00:24:58,532
out of his office?
373
00:24:58,599 --> 00:24:59,633
We had to tell him the Beastie
Boys were playing here.
374
00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:01,602
- The Beastie Boys?
375
00:25:01,669 --> 00:25:02,703
- He caught on, so we told him
376
00:25:02,770 --> 00:25:04,238
you had some coke and strippers.
377
00:25:04,305 --> 00:25:06,207
- And he liked that better.
378
00:25:06,273 --> 00:25:07,875
- Such a degenerate.
379
00:25:07,942 --> 00:25:09,510
- Well, how's life in the
criminal defense world?
380
00:25:09,577 --> 00:25:11,679
- Ah, you win some,
you lose some.
381
00:25:11,746 --> 00:25:13,681
- We wanna be
criminal prosecutors.
382
00:25:13,748 --> 00:25:15,649
- Prosecutors,
what the hell for?
383
00:25:15,716 --> 00:25:18,853
- 'Cause prosecutors
win 98% of their cases.
384
00:25:18,919 --> 00:25:20,855
- Yeah, but they don't
make the cash you guys do.
385
00:25:20,921 --> 00:25:23,457
- Yeah, but we lost the
last 32 cases we had,
386
00:25:23,524 --> 00:25:25,292
not easy to get good clients.
387
00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:27,228
- Damn.
388
00:25:27,294 --> 00:25:28,629
Well, go get yourself a drink.
389
00:25:28,696 --> 00:25:29,663
I'm sure everything's
gonna work out, bro.
390
00:25:29,730 --> 00:25:31,532
You know where everything's at.
391
00:25:38,105 --> 00:25:41,609
- These are fucking
good, fucking good, bro.
392
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:47,114
Holy shit, this fucking dip
here is fucking unbelievable.
393
00:25:47,181 --> 00:25:48,482
Fuck.
394
00:25:50,985 --> 00:25:51,886
Fuck yeah.
395
00:25:54,688 --> 00:25:57,591
The fuck?
396
00:25:57,658 --> 00:26:01,362
fucking things,
fucking motherfucker.
397
00:26:04,465 --> 00:26:06,267
Chips are fucking good.
398
00:26:10,671 --> 00:26:12,073
Fucking amazing.
399
00:26:13,474 --> 00:26:14,575
Ah.
400
00:26:16,277 --> 00:26:18,446
I love these chips.
401
00:26:58,686 --> 00:26:59,787
- What's your name?
402
00:26:59,854 --> 00:27:01,689
- They call me Manny.
403
00:27:01,755 --> 00:27:04,225
- Oh.
404
00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:06,660
- That is the craziest
shit I have ever seen.
405
00:27:08,329 --> 00:27:10,297
- Manny used to be the
quarterback in high school.
406
00:27:10,364 --> 00:27:12,733
He'd fall asleep right
before throwing a touchdown.
407
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,401
People would go nuts.
408
00:27:16,170 --> 00:27:17,838
- When's the
last time you've seen him?
409
00:27:17,905 --> 00:27:18,873
- Years.
410
00:27:18,939 --> 00:27:21,175
We don't always get along.
411
00:27:22,176 --> 00:27:22,810
- Look at that.
412
00:27:22,877 --> 00:27:25,079
The kid's still got it.
413
00:27:26,113 --> 00:27:28,482
- So how are you
guys brothers again?
414
00:27:28,550 --> 00:27:30,851
- Half brothers, but
I got the good half.
415
00:27:30,918 --> 00:27:32,853
- Same dad, different mom.
416
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,321
- And you're the same age?
417
00:27:34,388 --> 00:27:36,490
- Actually, I'm a year older.
418
00:27:36,558 --> 00:27:37,725
- Why do you look so shocked?
419
00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:38,993
- Uh, just-
420
00:27:39,059 --> 00:27:40,861
- Just what?
421
00:27:40,928 --> 00:27:42,296
- He just looks so much younger.
422
00:27:42,363 --> 00:27:44,932
- 'Cause I exfoliate
sometimes twice a day.
423
00:27:44,999 --> 00:27:46,700
Have you tried Dior Capture?
424
00:27:46,767 --> 00:27:49,403
It's so expensive
but so worth it.
425
00:27:49,470 --> 00:27:50,371
Look.
426
00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:53,807
- What? I don't see anything.
427
00:27:53,874 --> 00:27:55,709
- Exactly, no wrinkles.
428
00:27:55,776 --> 00:27:58,412
My mom gave me that
smooth Cuban skin.
429
00:28:02,316 --> 00:28:04,151
- Where is your mother from?
430
00:28:04,218 --> 00:28:05,654
- The hell is that
supposed to mean?
431
00:28:05,719 --> 00:28:07,354
- Nothing, I'm
just curious, baby.
432
00:28:08,523 --> 00:28:09,423
- Hunter's mom is a Sasquatch.
433
00:28:11,792 --> 00:28:12,693
- A what?
434
00:28:13,794 --> 00:28:15,396
- You know, a Bigfoot.
435
00:28:15,462 --> 00:28:17,064
- Bigfoot my ass.
436
00:28:18,332 --> 00:28:19,601
- Love you, bro.
437
00:28:19,668 --> 00:28:20,734
Hey, I'm gonna get
back to the lady, okay?
438
00:28:20,801 --> 00:28:22,036
Talk in a bit.
439
00:28:23,170 --> 00:28:24,606
- Oh, I love him.
440
00:28:24,673 --> 00:28:27,208
We are definitely
not killing him.
441
00:28:27,274 --> 00:28:30,844
- Maybe we shouldn't
kill anybody.
442
00:28:30,911 --> 00:28:33,515
- Well, I think we should
kill Maci or your fat friend
443
00:28:33,582 --> 00:28:34,915
who ate all the dip.
444
00:28:34,982 --> 00:28:37,151
You know, no, it should be Maci.
445
00:28:37,218 --> 00:28:39,654
Can you imagine going through
life feeling so empty?
446
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,590
We can always get more dip.
447
00:28:41,656 --> 00:28:44,792
- But how about,
instead of killing her,
448
00:28:44,858 --> 00:28:47,828
we get her tickets to the
next Tony Robbins seminar?
449
00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:49,463
- Who's Tony Robbins?
450
00:28:49,531 --> 00:28:51,131
- Who's Tony Robbins?
451
00:28:51,198 --> 00:28:54,368
Only the most influential
motivational speaker there is,
452
00:28:54,435 --> 00:28:55,903
that's all.
453
00:28:55,970 --> 00:28:58,372
- So he's like Harry Potter?
454
00:28:59,873 --> 00:29:01,875
- How is Harry Potter
like Tony Robbins?
455
00:29:01,942 --> 00:29:03,377
- Haven't you ever seen
456
00:29:03,444 --> 00:29:04,945
"Harry Potter and the
Deathly Hallows: Part 2,"
457
00:29:05,012 --> 00:29:06,880
the one where Harry
destroys Voldemort?
458
00:29:06,947 --> 00:29:09,517
- Mm, might've missed that one.
459
00:29:09,584 --> 00:29:12,886
- Well, you said this Tony guy
is really motivating, right?
460
00:29:12,953 --> 00:29:14,723
Well, I get motivated
and inspired
461
00:29:14,788 --> 00:29:16,691
every time I see Harry
destroy Voldemort.
462
00:29:18,259 --> 00:29:21,295
It's amazing.
- Yeah, not the same thing.
463
00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:23,931
- I just wanna know
what it feels like.
464
00:29:23,998 --> 00:29:25,399
- To kill Voldemort?
465
00:29:25,466 --> 00:29:28,035
- Well, yeah, that too,
but mostly how it feels
466
00:29:28,102 --> 00:29:30,672
to kill someone together.
467
00:29:30,739 --> 00:29:33,508
Heard it's a crazy orgasm.
468
00:29:33,575 --> 00:29:34,643
- You heard?
469
00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,844
Who have you been talking to?
470
00:29:36,910 --> 00:29:38,546
- You know what I mean.
471
00:29:38,613 --> 00:29:40,214
You wanna go outside?
472
00:29:40,281 --> 00:29:42,751
- Nah, think I'm just gonna
chill here and have a drink.
473
00:29:42,816 --> 00:29:45,052
- 'Kay, see you soon.
474
00:30:00,067 --> 00:30:01,935
- Hello,
handsome.
475
00:30:02,002 --> 00:30:04,673
- What are you doing?
476
00:30:04,739 --> 00:30:09,810
- Just came
to say hi.
477
00:30:11,111 --> 00:30:14,716
Oh, my God, this is a
really good party.
478
00:30:14,783 --> 00:30:15,916
- Yes, it is.
479
00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:24,158
- Where's Lindsey?
480
00:30:24,224 --> 00:30:26,894
- She went outside, but
she's like the Terminator.
481
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,929
She'll be back.
482
00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:30,898
- Are you guys okay?
483
00:30:30,964 --> 00:30:32,132
- Uh-huh.
- I don't know.
484
00:30:32,199 --> 00:30:34,835
She seems really
preoccupied today.
485
00:30:42,677 --> 00:30:45,747
Did she ever find out about us?
486
00:30:45,814 --> 00:30:48,215
- There was no us.
487
00:30:48,282 --> 00:30:50,484
It was one night.
488
00:30:50,552 --> 00:30:54,421
- Liar, you lying.
489
00:30:54,488 --> 00:30:57,891
- And if she ever did find
out, she would do something.
490
00:30:57,958 --> 00:30:59,794
- Oh, come on.
491
00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:01,596
Oh, my God, this song.
492
00:31:04,865 --> 00:31:06,900
- You really shouldn't
be sitting here.
493
00:31:08,737 --> 00:31:09,637
- Why?
494
00:31:10,971 --> 00:31:12,507
We are just friends.
495
00:31:13,842 --> 00:31:17,311
- Because you know how
jealous Lindsey gets.
496
00:31:20,782 --> 00:31:23,484
- Well, if you want
to party later,
497
00:31:23,551 --> 00:31:27,722
I have some really
good blow in my purse.
498
00:31:27,789 --> 00:31:28,889
- Okay.
499
00:31:45,607 --> 00:31:46,641
Manny, Manny.
500
00:31:48,510 --> 00:31:49,343
Get over here, man.
501
00:31:49,410 --> 00:31:50,578
Get over here.
502
00:31:50,645 --> 00:31:51,813
Get over here.
503
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,982
- I'm busy over here.
504
00:31:55,048 --> 00:32:00,555
- Bro, I have a huge fucking
problem, and I need help.
505
00:32:00,622 --> 00:32:01,823
- What is it?
506
00:32:01,890 --> 00:32:04,526
- Lindsey is fucking nuts.
507
00:32:04,592 --> 00:32:06,226
- Yeah, most hot girls are.
508
00:32:06,293 --> 00:32:11,365
- No, I mean, batshit crazy,
off-her-rocker type of nuts.
509
00:32:12,232 --> 00:32:13,167
- Yeah, no shit.
510
00:32:13,267 --> 00:32:15,235
- No, you don't understand.
511
00:32:17,505 --> 00:32:21,576
She wants me and her to
kill someone together.
512
00:32:23,310 --> 00:32:24,178
- Wait.
513
00:32:24,244 --> 00:32:25,547
What are you talking about?
514
00:32:25,613 --> 00:32:28,182
- Exactly what I just said.
515
00:32:28,248 --> 00:32:31,719
She wants me and her to
kill someone together
516
00:32:31,786 --> 00:32:33,655
to prove our love
to one another.
517
00:32:33,721 --> 00:32:36,023
Is that completely
fucking insane?
518
00:32:36,089 --> 00:32:37,157
- Hold on, hold on.
519
00:32:37,224 --> 00:32:38,860
Lemme see if I understand this.
520
00:32:38,927 --> 00:32:43,565
Your girlfriend wants you and
her to kill someone together
521
00:32:43,631 --> 00:32:46,300
so that you can prove
your love to each other?
522
00:32:46,366 --> 00:32:49,804
- Yes, that is exactly
what I'm telling you.
523
00:32:49,871 --> 00:32:53,675
- Wow, that's, that's
a lot to digest.
524
00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:57,411
I mean, that's one of
the most romantic things
525
00:32:57,478 --> 00:32:58,713
I've ever heard.
526
00:32:58,780 --> 00:32:59,647
- I know, right?
527
00:32:59,714 --> 00:33:01,248
Wait, what?
528
00:33:01,315 --> 00:33:04,117
- Yeah, I mean, yeah,
it's crazy, but you know,
529
00:33:04,184 --> 00:33:05,887
there's a certain
Shakespearean element to it.
530
00:33:07,454 --> 00:33:10,257
- Did you not just
hear what I said?
531
00:33:10,324 --> 00:33:13,595
She wants us to kill someone,
532
00:33:13,661 --> 00:33:17,998
as in murder, homicide,
533
00:33:18,065 --> 00:33:19,667
life in prison.
534
00:33:19,734 --> 00:33:20,969
- Yeah, yeah, I heard you,
and obviously, I'm not saying
535
00:33:21,034 --> 00:33:22,469
you should do it.
536
00:33:22,537 --> 00:33:24,873
I'm just saying you gotta
admit it's, uh, it's one
537
00:33:24,939 --> 00:33:26,608
of the most romantic
things I've ever heard.
538
00:33:26,674 --> 00:33:28,242
That's all I'm saying.
539
00:33:28,308 --> 00:33:31,311
- Yeah, romantic, right, but
what the fuck should I do?
540
00:33:31,378 --> 00:33:32,914
- Well, just break up with her.
541
00:33:33,815 --> 00:33:35,182
- Break up?
542
00:33:35,249 --> 00:33:36,818
15 minutes ago, the
crazy bitch threatened
543
00:33:36,885 --> 00:33:39,521
to cut my nuts off 'cause I
was staring at Maci's tits.
544
00:33:39,587 --> 00:33:40,454
- You saw Maci's tits?
545
00:33:40,522 --> 00:33:41,689
Did you touch 'em?
546
00:33:41,756 --> 00:33:42,991
Are they fake? Are they real?
547
00:33:43,056 --> 00:33:43,892
Oh, my God, I love
love big titties.
548
00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:45,593
- Shut the fuck up.
549
00:33:46,694 --> 00:33:49,329
I have a serious problem here.
550
00:33:49,396 --> 00:33:53,601
I did touch Maci's, but they
did look pretty spectacular.
551
00:33:53,668 --> 00:33:55,402
- Yeah, I bet they did.
552
00:33:55,469 --> 00:33:57,070
- They were so nice.
- Oh, my God.
553
00:33:57,137 --> 00:33:58,171
- They were right in my face.
554
00:33:58,238 --> 00:33:59,607
- I just wanna waterboard them.
555
00:34:00,842 --> 00:34:02,577
- God.
556
00:34:02,644 --> 00:34:03,745
Do it for me, bro.
557
00:34:03,811 --> 00:34:05,013
- I got you.
- Do it for me.
558
00:34:05,078 --> 00:34:07,882
- Well, I'm gonna go find her.
559
00:34:07,949 --> 00:34:08,850
Don't worry about your girl.
560
00:34:08,917 --> 00:34:10,250
Just she's crazy.
561
00:34:10,317 --> 00:34:12,987
She's not gonna really
go through with it.
562
00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:15,155
- Don't fall asleep.
563
00:34:15,222 --> 00:34:17,157
- Yeah, I never do.
564
00:34:21,295 --> 00:34:22,864
- Holy shit, babe.
565
00:34:22,931 --> 00:34:24,097
You just scared
the shit outta me.
566
00:34:24,164 --> 00:34:25,465
Where were you?
567
00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:27,234
- I was right over
there watching you.
568
00:34:27,301 --> 00:34:30,470
- Wow, you're like a
chameleon, just blend right in.
569
00:34:30,538 --> 00:34:33,708
How long were you
standing there for?
570
00:34:35,877 --> 00:34:37,377
- So what were
you talking about?
571
00:34:37,444 --> 00:34:38,646
- Nothing.
572
00:34:38,713 --> 00:34:40,048
- Really?
573
00:34:40,113 --> 00:34:41,049
'Cause I got sworn
I heard Maci's name.
574
00:34:41,114 --> 00:34:42,182
- Maci?
575
00:34:42,249 --> 00:34:43,718
No, I don't think so.
576
00:34:48,890 --> 00:34:49,857
- Why are you so nervous, babe?
577
00:34:49,924 --> 00:34:50,925
Come here.
578
00:34:50,992 --> 00:34:53,962
- Not nervous, just, just tired.
579
00:34:54,028 --> 00:34:54,963
- Yeah?
580
00:34:55,029 --> 00:34:56,030
- Mm-hmm.
581
00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:57,397
You having fun?
582
00:34:58,066 --> 00:34:59,033
- Lots of it.
583
00:34:59,099 --> 00:35:00,768
- That's great.
584
00:35:00,835 --> 00:35:04,104
I was thinking maybe we should
watch "Harry Potter: Part 2,"
585
00:35:04,171 --> 00:35:05,339
the moment with Voldemort.
586
00:35:05,405 --> 00:35:06,406
You like that movie, right?
587
00:35:06,473 --> 00:35:07,842
We could watch it after tonight.
588
00:35:07,909 --> 00:35:09,409
- You hate "Harry Potter."
589
00:35:09,476 --> 00:35:11,012
I've tried to get you watch
it, like, 5,000 times.
590
00:35:11,079 --> 00:35:11,913
You said no.
591
00:35:11,980 --> 00:35:13,313
- No, it's not that.
592
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:14,849
I, I wanna broaden my horizons
593
00:35:14,916 --> 00:35:16,483
a little bit more.
- Look, I think
594
00:35:16,551 --> 00:35:18,686
we're just gonna be a little
bit busy with other stuff.
595
00:35:18,753 --> 00:35:20,187
You know?
596
00:35:25,158 --> 00:35:26,527
You asleep?
- Huh?
597
00:35:26,594 --> 00:35:27,494
No. Why?
598
00:35:28,362 --> 00:35:29,162
- Does this weird thing
with your brother run
599
00:35:29,396 --> 00:35:31,599
in the family or something?
600
00:35:31,666 --> 00:35:32,567
- No. Why?
601
00:35:33,668 --> 00:35:34,702
I fell asleep?
602
00:35:35,937 --> 00:35:36,704
- I don't know.
603
00:35:36,771 --> 00:35:37,672
You just.
604
00:35:40,074 --> 00:35:41,174
- No, it can't be.
605
00:35:41,241 --> 00:35:42,910
Anyway, uh, I think-
606
00:35:42,977 --> 00:35:44,545
- What is wrong
with you right now?
607
00:35:44,612 --> 00:35:45,813
- Nothing.
- Why are you acting so weird?
608
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:46,881
- I'm thirsty.
609
00:35:46,948 --> 00:35:48,650
I think I need a drink.
610
00:35:48,716 --> 00:35:52,185
That's what, I do,
maybe two, maybe a shot.
611
00:35:52,252 --> 00:35:53,420
Could you get me a shot?
612
00:35:53,487 --> 00:35:55,657
That'd be really helpful.
613
00:35:56,691 --> 00:35:57,592
Please.
614
00:35:58,626 --> 00:35:59,661
- Fine.
615
00:36:04,766 --> 00:36:06,668
- Hi, can I
get a cosmo please?
616
00:36:06,734 --> 00:36:09,202
- A cosmo for your date?
617
00:36:09,269 --> 00:36:10,738
- No, for me.
618
00:36:10,805 --> 00:36:13,007
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
619
00:36:13,074 --> 00:36:15,308
What's wrong with a cosmo?
620
00:36:17,045 --> 00:36:18,478
- And for you?
621
00:36:18,546 --> 00:36:20,148
- Put on a nice Wild
Turkey for me, babe.
622
00:36:20,213 --> 00:36:24,752
- Gotcha.
623
00:36:24,819 --> 00:36:28,321
- There's a lot of fine
Bettys here tonight.
624
00:36:28,388 --> 00:36:29,857
- What's a Betty?
625
00:36:31,092 --> 00:36:33,928
- You know, honeys,
dimes, babes.
626
00:36:33,995 --> 00:36:36,296
- Oh, yeah, there sure are.
627
00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:38,800
- Hey, wait a second.
628
00:36:38,866 --> 00:36:41,268
I know you, man.
629
00:36:41,334 --> 00:36:43,771
You're the guy from
that Spanish dance show,
630
00:36:43,838 --> 00:36:47,207
the one that would
nod off all the time.
631
00:36:47,274 --> 00:36:48,643
- Yeah, that was me.
632
00:36:48,710 --> 00:36:50,310
It was canceled a
few seasons ago.
633
00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:52,714
- Oh, what was the
name of it again?
634
00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:55,382
- In English, it translates
to "Dance Like You Mean It."
635
00:36:55,449 --> 00:36:57,618
- Right, right, right.
636
00:36:57,685 --> 00:37:00,722
Man, I used to jack off to
that show every Friday night,
637
00:37:00,788 --> 00:37:04,892
mostly for the Latin babes
in them little shorts.
638
00:37:04,959 --> 00:37:07,427
Say, I got a question for ya.
639
00:37:07,494 --> 00:37:11,799
All the guy dancers on that
show, they were gay, right?
640
00:37:11,866 --> 00:37:13,034
- What? No, no.
641
00:37:13,101 --> 00:37:14,168
I was on that show.
642
00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:15,169
- I know.
643
00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:18,039
That's why I'm asking you.
644
00:37:18,106 --> 00:37:20,407
- What was your name again?
645
00:37:21,743 --> 00:37:25,012
- The name's Harold, but
my friends call me Matthew.
646
00:37:25,079 --> 00:37:26,346
- That's an interesting jump.
647
00:37:26,413 --> 00:37:28,281
How do you go from
Harold to Matthew?
648
00:37:28,348 --> 00:37:29,784
- Well, howdy doody.
649
00:37:29,851 --> 00:37:33,788
How do you go from
the Earth to the Moon?
650
00:37:33,855 --> 00:37:34,722
You just do.
651
00:37:36,591 --> 00:37:38,192
You know, the only
thing I didn't like
652
00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:41,562
about that show was
the actual dancing.
653
00:37:41,629 --> 00:37:43,030
- What was wrong
with the dancing?
654
00:37:43,097 --> 00:37:44,932
- You know, it was
sort of a woozy.
655
00:37:44,999 --> 00:37:46,100
It was a little wazzy.
656
00:37:46,167 --> 00:37:47,802
Uh, it just sucked.
657
00:37:50,505 --> 00:37:53,473
- You think you can
do better, Harold?
658
00:37:53,541 --> 00:37:56,343
- Well, there's a difference
in thinking you're a champion
659
00:37:56,409 --> 00:37:58,345
and knowing you are.
660
00:37:59,446 --> 00:38:00,848
- What does that have
to do with anything?
661
00:38:00,915 --> 00:38:02,415
- I don't know, man.
662
00:38:02,482 --> 00:38:05,953
My life is a series of
commas, not periods.
663
00:38:07,622 --> 00:38:10,858
- Are you quoting
Matthew McConaughey?
664
00:38:11,659 --> 00:38:14,095
- Do you wanna boogie, mijo?
665
00:38:14,162 --> 00:38:16,396
Because my dance
floor is inside.
666
00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:18,733
- You ain't gotta ask me twice
667
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,568
as long as you don't
jerk off to me.
668
00:38:20,635 --> 00:38:23,470
- I can't promise you anything.
669
00:38:37,852 --> 00:38:40,387
- Pretty boy can move.
670
00:40:06,207 --> 00:40:10,177
- Okay, I have some names I
really think we should consider.
671
00:40:11,579 --> 00:40:14,481
- Babe, I've been doing
a lot of thinking,
672
00:40:14,548 --> 00:40:16,651
and I want you to hear me out.
673
00:40:16,717 --> 00:40:19,287
Don't you think it'll be smarter
674
00:40:19,353 --> 00:40:21,856
if we waited to plan
this thing out better?
675
00:40:21,923 --> 00:40:24,592
The last thing we
wanna do is get caught.
676
00:40:24,659 --> 00:40:27,595
We'll never see
each other again.
677
00:40:27,662 --> 00:40:29,897
- Why would we get caught?
678
00:40:29,964 --> 00:40:33,433
- I don't know, bloody
glove left at Rockingham.
679
00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:35,202
Cops have a way of finding shit.
680
00:40:35,269 --> 00:40:37,138
- Who's Rockingham?
681
00:40:37,204 --> 00:40:38,973
- Before your time.
682
00:40:40,473 --> 00:40:41,776
- Well, I read that about 51%
683
00:40:41,842 --> 00:40:45,246
of all murders never get solved.
684
00:40:45,313 --> 00:40:48,516
- Do we really wanna
flip that coin?
685
00:40:48,582 --> 00:40:51,352
Let's just wait, plan
this thing out better.
686
00:40:54,789 --> 00:40:56,190
- I knew you didn't love me.
687
00:40:57,692 --> 00:40:59,492
- Oh, my God,
babe, I do love you,
688
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,963
regardless of how
hard you make it.
689
00:41:02,029 --> 00:41:03,597
- What the hell is
that supposed to mean?
690
00:41:03,664 --> 00:41:07,168
- I'm going
to get a drink.
691
00:41:16,476 --> 00:41:17,611
- Come here.
- What the fuck?
692
00:41:17,678 --> 00:41:19,647
- Come here.
- What's going on?
693
00:41:19,714 --> 00:41:21,315
- Don't get mad, all right,
694
00:41:21,382 --> 00:41:24,785
but Matthew and I have been
discussing what's been going on.
695
00:41:24,852 --> 00:41:26,754
- What are you talking about?
696
00:41:26,821 --> 00:41:28,155
- You know, this whole
thing with your girl
697
00:41:28,222 --> 00:41:30,558
and her wanting to, you
know.
698
00:41:30,624 --> 00:41:31,625
- Are you outta your mind?
699
00:41:31,692 --> 00:41:33,961
You told this crazy fucker?
700
00:41:50,745 --> 00:41:53,047
- News flash, I ain't crazy,
701
00:41:54,782 --> 00:41:57,118
just selectively coherent.
702
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,921
- You hear this?
703
00:42:00,988 --> 00:42:02,723
This is the guy you share
my personal business with,
704
00:42:02,790 --> 00:42:04,692
the Matthew McConaughey guy?
705
00:42:04,759 --> 00:42:06,060
Thanks for looking out, bro.
706
00:42:06,127 --> 00:42:08,429
- Hey, Matthew has
some great ideas.
707
00:42:08,496 --> 00:42:09,196
Tell him.
708
00:42:10,464 --> 00:42:11,966
- I don't think he
can handle the truth.
709
00:42:12,033 --> 00:42:14,535
- Just fucking
tell him, Matthew.
710
00:42:17,271 --> 00:42:20,509
- Well, from what Manny tells
me, your girlfriend suffers
711
00:42:20,574 --> 00:42:23,244
from borderline
personality disorder.
712
00:42:23,310 --> 00:42:24,912
You familiar?
713
00:42:24,979 --> 00:42:29,350
- Not really, but I think I'm
starting to figure it out.
714
00:42:29,417 --> 00:42:30,885
- Well, it's not to
be taken lightly.
715
00:42:31,919 --> 00:42:33,821
People with this condition,
716
00:42:33,888 --> 00:42:36,290
they have a hard time
dealing with everyday life.
717
00:42:36,357 --> 00:42:38,392
They have self-image issues,
718
00:42:38,459 --> 00:42:41,829
difficulty dealing
with emotions.
719
00:42:41,896 --> 00:42:43,364
They have a problem
with relationships.
720
00:42:43,431 --> 00:42:46,067
Is this ringing
any bells for ya?
721
00:42:47,435 --> 00:42:48,769
- How the hell do
you know all this?
722
00:42:48,836 --> 00:42:50,771
- That's not important.
723
00:42:50,838 --> 00:42:55,142
What is important is that
your girlfriend is stopped.
724
00:42:55,209 --> 00:42:58,547
People with this condition,
when in the manic phase,
725
00:42:58,612 --> 00:43:02,783
they will do anything it
takes to follow through.
726
00:43:04,585 --> 00:43:06,887
- So how do I stop her?
727
00:43:06,954 --> 00:43:09,356
- Matthew thinks,
728
00:43:10,958 --> 00:43:12,860
Matthew thinks that
we should kill her.
729
00:43:12,927 --> 00:43:14,495
- Are you outta
your fucking mind?
730
00:43:14,563 --> 00:43:16,097
That's my girlfriend
you're talking about.
731
00:43:16,163 --> 00:43:17,698
- I know, right, but are you
willing to spend the rest
732
00:43:17,765 --> 00:43:19,433
of your life in prison
for her or worse,
733
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:23,704
killing an innocent person
just because she's insecure?
734
00:43:23,771 --> 00:43:25,339
- Well, when you
put it that way.
735
00:43:25,406 --> 00:43:27,641
- There's no other
way to put it.
736
00:43:27,708 --> 00:43:29,844
That bitch gotta die.
737
00:43:29,910 --> 00:43:31,445
- I can't kill Lindsey.
738
00:43:31,513 --> 00:43:33,180
- You don't have to.
739
00:43:33,247 --> 00:43:35,416
I'll do it.
740
00:43:35,483 --> 00:43:38,686
Just make her think that you're
going along with the plan.
741
00:43:38,752 --> 00:43:40,955
When it comes time to decide
who to kill, you tell her
742
00:43:41,021 --> 00:43:42,957
you wanna kill me.
743
00:43:43,023 --> 00:43:43,924
- Why you?
744
00:43:43,991 --> 00:43:44,892
- Because
745
00:43:48,963 --> 00:43:51,699
I'm Matthew fucking McConaughey.
746
00:43:56,170 --> 00:43:58,205
He hit, hit me.
747
00:43:58,272 --> 00:44:00,107
He hit me.
748
00:44:00,174 --> 00:44:01,408
He hit me.
749
00:44:01,475 --> 00:44:03,612
- Mom?
- Yeah.
750
00:44:03,677 --> 00:44:05,813
Uh, he hit me, and he's,
he's gonna kill me.
751
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,414
He's literally outside.
752
00:44:07,481 --> 00:44:08,449
- Mom, what the
hell happened to your face?
753
00:44:08,517 --> 00:44:09,783
- He hit me.
754
00:44:09,850 --> 00:44:11,185
- Have you been drinking?
- So what?
755
00:44:11,252 --> 00:44:13,053
- That piece of shit.
756
00:44:16,824 --> 00:44:18,759
Barry, where are ya?
757
00:44:18,826 --> 00:44:20,327
I'm gonna crack
758
00:44:20,394 --> 00:44:21,262
your fucking jaw.
- Erin, get
759
00:44:21,328 --> 00:44:22,663
in the fucking car now.
760
00:44:22,730 --> 00:44:24,098
- No.
761
00:44:24,165 --> 00:44:25,399
- Erin, get
the fuck over here.
762
00:44:25,466 --> 00:44:26,700
- No.
- Go away, Barry.
763
00:44:26,767 --> 00:44:28,869
- Shut up,
you fucking whore.
764
00:44:28,936 --> 00:44:30,271
- Barry, we are done.
765
00:44:30,337 --> 00:44:31,672
You will never lay
your hands on me again.
766
00:44:31,739 --> 00:44:32,607
- Oh, yeah?
767
00:44:32,673 --> 00:44:33,774
You wanna play? Come on.
768
00:44:33,841 --> 00:44:34,875
- That's wrong.
769
00:44:34,942 --> 00:44:36,143
Do you hear me?
- Let go.
770
00:44:36,911 --> 00:44:38,779
- Ow, howdy, howdy.
771
00:44:39,914 --> 00:44:41,749
That fucking hurts.
772
00:44:46,487 --> 00:44:49,757
- These were $2,000 shoes.
773
00:44:49,823 --> 00:44:51,325
- Yep, if I see you and
your slippers again,
774
00:44:51,392 --> 00:44:52,960
I'll shove 'em straight
up your fucking ass.
775
00:44:53,027 --> 00:44:56,297
Now, get the fuck outta here.
776
00:44:56,363 --> 00:44:57,666
- You okay, dad?
777
00:44:57,731 --> 00:44:59,466
- Yeah, it's just a stinger.
778
00:44:59,534 --> 00:45:01,302
Look, I'm not even bleeding.
779
00:45:01,368 --> 00:45:04,805
It's nothing a little
Wild Turkey can't fix.
780
00:45:04,872 --> 00:45:07,542
You know, I had him
until you yelled.
781
00:45:07,609 --> 00:45:08,577
- What are you talking about?
782
00:45:08,643 --> 00:45:09,977
I yelled after you grabbed him.
783
00:45:10,044 --> 00:45:12,112
- Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, as I recall it,
784
00:45:12,179 --> 00:45:14,848
you yelled just as I
sprung like a tiger
785
00:45:14,915 --> 00:45:17,586
going after its morning meal.
786
00:45:17,652 --> 00:45:19,420
- Tony the Tiger?
787
00:45:19,486 --> 00:45:21,355
- That is still a tiger.
788
00:45:22,691 --> 00:45:24,158
- Babe, take your mother inside.
789
00:45:24,225 --> 00:45:24,858
Get her cleaned up.
790
00:45:24,925 --> 00:45:26,260
- She can do it herself.
791
00:45:26,327 --> 00:45:28,262
Mom, there's an ice
pack in the freezer.
792
00:45:28,329 --> 00:45:30,097
- What's wrong with you?
793
00:45:30,164 --> 00:45:31,533
- The last time I saw my mother,
794
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,334
she wanted me to
get stronger meds.
795
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,869
She chose Barry over
me a long time ago.
796
00:45:35,936 --> 00:45:38,105
- Babe, it's your mother.
797
00:45:39,106 --> 00:45:41,342
- Seriously, I don't care.
798
00:45:43,143 --> 00:45:45,813
She'd rather me be doped up
than have to deal with me.
799
00:45:51,686 --> 00:45:53,153
- Oh, that's good.
800
00:45:53,220 --> 00:45:54,556
- Yeah, I bet.
801
00:45:54,623 --> 00:45:56,390
So you gonna tell
me what happened?
802
00:45:56,457 --> 00:45:58,092
- I don't even know.
803
00:45:58,158 --> 00:46:00,060
One minute, we were on
our way to Key West.
804
00:46:00,127 --> 00:46:01,663
The next minute, we were
standing in the middle
805
00:46:01,730 --> 00:46:03,665
of the parking lot
screaming at each other.
806
00:46:03,732 --> 00:46:06,300
Next thing I know, he hits me.
807
00:46:07,835 --> 00:46:10,004
- You know he's a piece of shit.
808
00:46:10,070 --> 00:46:13,040
I've been trying to tell
you that since you met him.
809
00:46:13,107 --> 00:46:13,841
You never listened to me.
810
00:46:13,907 --> 00:46:14,709
You never cared.
811
00:46:14,775 --> 00:46:16,343
- That's not true.
812
00:46:18,345 --> 00:46:21,915
- I'm not gonna talk
about this right now.
813
00:46:24,653 --> 00:46:26,655
- Mrs. Joseph, you okay?
814
00:46:26,721 --> 00:46:27,855
- Yeah.
815
00:46:27,921 --> 00:46:31,091
- Lindsey, do you need anything?
816
00:46:31,158 --> 00:46:32,192
All right, well, if you
ladies need something,
817
00:46:32,259 --> 00:46:34,261
lemme know, okay?
818
00:46:44,972 --> 00:46:46,273
- Hey, David Koresh,
819
00:46:46,340 --> 00:46:49,410
you and your disciples
scram, all right?
820
00:46:49,476 --> 00:46:51,879
Go light yourself on
fire someplace else.
821
00:46:51,945 --> 00:46:54,214
Get the fuck outta here.
822
00:46:55,650 --> 00:46:56,651
Don't gimme attitude.
823
00:46:56,718 --> 00:46:58,118
Fuck outta here.
824
00:47:02,289 --> 00:47:03,457
- Jesus, man.
825
00:47:05,359 --> 00:47:08,062
Look, I'm not saying the
guy doesn't deserve it.
826
00:47:08,128 --> 00:47:09,631
I mean, he stabbed
Matthew for Christ's sake,
827
00:47:09,698 --> 00:47:11,899
and everyone saw that he did it.
828
00:47:11,965 --> 00:47:13,702
I'm just saying,
if he disappears,
829
00:47:13,768 --> 00:47:16,604
it's not gonna take the cops
long to figure out who did it.
830
00:47:16,671 --> 00:47:18,172
- You ain't gotta
tell me that, bro.
831
00:47:18,238 --> 00:47:20,007
I'm still trying to get
Lindsey to understand.
832
00:47:20,074 --> 00:47:21,475
For some reason, she thinks
833
00:47:21,543 --> 00:47:24,311
that cops have a hard
time solving murders.
834
00:47:24,378 --> 00:47:26,380
- Look, she don't
have to understand.
835
00:47:26,447 --> 00:47:28,516
Just stick to the
game plan, will you?
836
00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:32,453
- Can't we just get through the
day without killing anybody?
837
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:33,887
- Well, you tell us.
838
00:47:35,189 --> 00:47:36,857
- It's a fucked-up
situation, man.
839
00:47:36,924 --> 00:47:39,927
Either I kill someone
with my girlfriend,
840
00:47:39,993 --> 00:47:41,995
or I kill my girlfriend.
841
00:47:42,062 --> 00:47:44,098
There's gotta be an
option where nobody dies.
842
00:47:44,164 --> 00:47:47,134
- Hunter, let me ask
you a serious question.
843
00:47:47,201 --> 00:47:48,770
Do you think, for
some sick reason,
844
00:47:48,837 --> 00:47:52,172
Lindsey won't try to
kill you one day, huh?
845
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:53,808
In your heart of hearts,
can you tell me that?
846
00:47:53,874 --> 00:47:57,311
'Cause if you can, I say
we drop the whole thing.
847
00:47:57,378 --> 00:47:58,747
- Pass me that shit.
848
00:47:58,813 --> 00:48:00,914
- There you go.
849
00:48:00,981 --> 00:48:02,383
- I can't say that.
850
00:48:03,618 --> 00:48:06,554
- Then, Operation Cataclysm
is in full effect.
851
00:48:07,955 --> 00:48:09,189
- What the fuck is
Operation Cataclysm?
852
00:48:09,256 --> 00:48:11,125
- It's a code name
for our game plan.
853
00:48:11,191 --> 00:48:12,861
- When did you
come up with that?
854
00:48:12,926 --> 00:48:15,229
- Well, originally, I
called it Operation Chaos.
855
00:48:15,295 --> 00:48:16,731
But then I thought
Operation Cataclysm
856
00:48:16,798 --> 00:48:18,966
just kinda sounded cooler.
857
00:48:19,032 --> 00:48:20,635
I can change it back.
858
00:48:22,469 --> 00:48:23,738
- Cataclysm's fine.
- Cataclysm sounds okay.
859
00:48:23,805 --> 00:48:24,972
- Are you sure?
860
00:48:25,038 --> 00:48:27,441
I haven't filed
the trademark yet.
861
00:48:27,509 --> 00:48:28,643
Seriously-
862
00:48:28,710 --> 00:48:29,644
- Matthew.
- I can change it
863
00:48:29,711 --> 00:48:30,678
back to chaos, no, really.
864
00:48:30,745 --> 00:48:33,313
- Matthew, I like Cataclysm.
865
00:48:33,380 --> 00:48:36,551
- All right, so
here's the game plan.
866
00:48:38,952 --> 00:48:40,622
Hunter, you're here.
867
00:48:40,688 --> 00:48:41,689
Manny, you're here.
868
00:48:41,756 --> 00:48:43,957
- Wait, why am I by the thumb?
869
00:48:44,024 --> 00:48:45,225
Can't you, like,
draw it on your chest
870
00:48:45,292 --> 00:48:47,494
so that way you
can use both hands?
871
00:48:47,562 --> 00:48:49,129
- I don't need both hands.
872
00:48:49,196 --> 00:48:50,964
- Personally, I think you
should draw it out on the floor
873
00:48:51,031 --> 00:48:52,867
so we could all see.
874
00:48:52,933 --> 00:48:54,301
- You can't see that?
875
00:48:54,368 --> 00:48:55,870
- When you stick it
in my face, I can,
876
00:48:55,936 --> 00:48:57,438
but I'd much rather
look at the floor
877
00:48:57,505 --> 00:48:59,440
than the dirty
creases in your palm.
878
00:48:59,507 --> 00:49:02,176
- Or the chest, I
mean, anything's
better than your palms.
879
00:49:02,242 --> 00:49:03,210
I mean, my brother's right.
880
00:49:03,277 --> 00:49:05,012
You should wash your hands, bro.
881
00:49:05,078 --> 00:49:07,314
- Jesus Christ, the chest,
the floor, who gives a fuck?
882
00:49:07,381 --> 00:49:09,049
Let's just stick with the plan.
883
00:49:09,116 --> 00:49:11,719
Can we at least agree on that?
884
00:49:11,786 --> 00:49:12,821
- Damn.
- Jesus.
885
00:49:12,887 --> 00:49:15,523
- You ain't gotta yell, bro.
886
00:49:16,423 --> 00:49:17,458
- Fuck.
887
00:49:17,625 --> 00:49:21,028
- Here, smoke some of
this and calm down.
888
00:49:29,069 --> 00:49:31,238
- Hey, are you okay?
889
00:49:31,305 --> 00:49:33,307
- None of you
fucking people care.
890
00:49:33,373 --> 00:49:34,441
Nobody does.
891
00:49:47,054 --> 00:49:49,691
To all my friends.
892
00:49:53,595 --> 00:49:55,062
- You think he's okay?
893
00:49:55,128 --> 00:49:56,463
- I don't know.
894
00:49:58,198 --> 00:49:59,868
- Ah, fucking loser.
895
00:50:20,922 --> 00:50:22,824
- Oh, my God, the
guy that was eating
896
00:50:22,891 --> 00:50:24,926
all the food inside is trying
897
00:50:24,993 --> 00:50:26,794
to drown himself in the jacuzzi.
898
00:50:26,861 --> 00:50:27,862
- Hmm.
899
00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:35,035
- Isn't anyone gonna
save me, anyone?
900
00:50:37,037 --> 00:50:39,541
What's wrong with you people?
901
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:41,609
I'm drowning.
902
00:50:41,676 --> 00:50:43,011
I'm a human being.
903
00:50:43,076 --> 00:50:44,478
Hello.
904
00:50:52,554 --> 00:50:55,557
- Man, I don't know what's
going on in your life,
905
00:50:55,623 --> 00:50:59,961
but I know what it's like
to be an outcast in society.
906
00:51:00,028 --> 00:51:01,328
Look at me.
907
00:51:01,395 --> 00:51:03,230
I've been clinically
diagnosed with MS,
908
00:51:03,297 --> 00:51:05,399
McConaughey syndrome.
909
00:51:05,465 --> 00:51:09,837
I'm the founder of the Serial
Wackers Club of America.
910
00:51:11,204 --> 00:51:12,574
So I see you.
911
00:51:14,609 --> 00:51:16,544
The only advice I can
give you, brother,
912
00:51:16,611 --> 00:51:19,814
is you just gotta keep
on living your life.
913
00:51:19,881 --> 00:51:21,281
You gotta, yeah.
914
00:51:22,282 --> 00:51:24,418
Bring it in here.
915
00:51:24,484 --> 00:51:27,021
You're gonna be all right,
all right, all right.
916
00:51:29,924 --> 00:51:30,792
You're doing good.
917
00:51:30,858 --> 00:51:31,726
Just get it all out.
918
00:51:31,793 --> 00:51:32,492
Go ahead, go ahead.
919
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,094
Get it all out.
920
00:52:03,658 --> 00:52:07,294
- You, get us a
bottle of champagne,
921
00:52:07,361 --> 00:52:09,931
and we can take this party
to the room.
922
00:52:09,998 --> 00:52:11,298
- Okay.
923
00:52:23,377 --> 00:52:26,014
- See, that's what real
dancing looks like, playboy.
924
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,915
You should takes some notes.
925
00:52:27,982 --> 00:52:31,251
- You think you're actually
gonna jack off to her, too?
926
00:52:31,318 --> 00:52:33,087
- Yeah, most likely.
927
00:52:41,395 --> 00:52:43,064
- Are you double-fisting now?
928
00:52:43,131 --> 00:52:44,065
- Huh?
929
00:52:44,132 --> 00:52:45,399
Got you one.
930
00:52:47,234 --> 00:52:48,201
- What is it?
931
00:52:48,268 --> 00:52:49,637
- Vodka cranberry.
932
00:52:50,905 --> 00:52:52,406
- Ah, it's so bitter.
933
00:52:52,472 --> 00:52:54,742
- Yeah, maybe I
made it too strong.
934
00:52:54,809 --> 00:52:56,044
- Where's your mother?
935
00:52:56,110 --> 00:52:57,444
- Laying down.
936
00:53:05,352 --> 00:53:06,921
- That's really bitter.
937
00:53:06,988 --> 00:53:07,889
- Sorry.
938
00:53:09,423 --> 00:53:12,160
- So wanna join the party?
939
00:53:21,468 --> 00:53:23,671
- That drink is strong.
940
00:53:26,941 --> 00:53:28,576
My lips are tingly.
941
00:53:30,511 --> 00:53:32,780
- It wasn't the alcohol.
942
00:53:34,347 --> 00:53:35,983
- What do you mean?
943
00:53:38,052 --> 00:53:40,988
Why am I slurring my words?
944
00:53:41,055 --> 00:53:42,990
- That's because I slipped
a little something special
945
00:53:43,057 --> 00:53:45,059
into your drink.
946
00:53:45,126 --> 00:53:45,827
- Special?
947
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,731
- I know how you love ecstasy.
948
00:53:50,798 --> 00:53:53,801
- You put, put
ecstasy in my drink?
949
00:53:55,603 --> 00:53:59,640
- Well,
it's kind of like ecstasy.
950
00:53:59,707 --> 00:54:00,742
- Kinda like?
951
00:54:01,743 --> 00:54:03,243
What do you mean?
952
00:54:03,310 --> 00:54:05,847
- It's a bit of a
concoction I invented.
953
00:54:05,913 --> 00:54:10,017
It's part ecstasy, part
Prozac, and part Pentothal.
954
00:54:11,351 --> 00:54:12,754
- What the fuck?
955
00:54:14,922 --> 00:54:19,827
Isn't Pentothal the truth serum
that you see in the movie?
956
00:54:20,962 --> 00:54:21,863
- Exactly.
957
00:54:23,131 --> 00:54:25,700
- Why would you give it to me?
958
00:54:27,635 --> 00:54:31,172
- Because I wanna know why you
959
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:33,107
and your fucking brother
have been talking
960
00:54:33,174 --> 00:54:37,011
to that weird Matthew
McConaughey guy.
961
00:54:37,078 --> 00:54:38,946
What did you talk about?
962
00:54:40,014 --> 00:54:42,583
- Would you just listen to me?
963
00:54:44,351 --> 00:54:47,989
- Hunter, I need to know
that I can trust you
964
00:54:49,289 --> 00:54:52,593
because without trust,
we have nothing.
965
00:54:53,628 --> 00:54:56,230
So I'm gonna ask you again.
966
00:54:56,296 --> 00:54:58,365
What did you talk about?
967
00:55:01,169 --> 00:55:02,904
- Trust, just trust me.
968
00:55:20,087 --> 00:55:21,388
- Are you ready
969
00:55:22,690 --> 00:55:27,695
for the world-famous baloney
pony, baby?
970
00:55:31,599 --> 00:55:33,634
Ready to hop on the pony,
971
00:55:33,701 --> 00:55:35,770
see if you can last
the full eight seconds?
972
00:55:39,173 --> 00:55:41,642
Your hair smells
incredible, baby.
973
00:55:41,709 --> 00:55:44,377
It's like a warm summer douche.
974
00:55:45,913 --> 00:55:50,117
You know, thought your skin
would be a lot smoother.
975
00:55:51,384 --> 00:55:52,687
- Boy.
976
00:55:52,753 --> 00:55:54,121
Are you kidding me,
you little wussy?
977
00:55:54,188 --> 00:55:55,790
Get over here, you
fucking pervert.
978
00:55:55,857 --> 00:55:58,893
Get back here.
979
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,493
You're not getting away.
- Get off of me, lady.
980
00:56:00,561 --> 00:56:01,596
- 'Kay, you
wanna sleep in my room?
981
00:56:01,662 --> 00:56:02,530
- Hey, no loving for you, baby.
982
00:56:02,597 --> 00:56:03,598
- Oh, please.
983
00:56:03,664 --> 00:56:04,966
- Mom, what the fuck?
984
00:56:05,032 --> 00:56:08,803
Okay, I'll be right back.
985
00:56:08,870 --> 00:56:09,804
- Hey.
986
00:56:12,472 --> 00:56:14,642
What did she do to you?
987
00:56:14,709 --> 00:56:17,979
- She put something in my drink.
988
00:56:18,045 --> 00:56:19,780
She said it was like ecstasy.
989
00:56:19,847 --> 00:56:22,482
- Like ecstasy,
what does that mean?
990
00:56:22,550 --> 00:56:23,918
- No, Prozac.
991
00:56:25,820 --> 00:56:28,155
- She gave you fucking Prozac?
992
00:56:28,222 --> 00:56:29,790
- The truth serum.
993
00:56:31,759 --> 00:56:34,228
- Truth serum, what the fuck?
994
00:56:34,295 --> 00:56:37,430
- No, my man, it's
coming back to me.
995
00:56:38,733 --> 00:56:42,370
She mixed it all together,
gave me all of them.
996
00:56:42,435 --> 00:56:43,704
- Jesus Christ.
997
00:56:43,771 --> 00:56:47,407
- Did you tell her anything?
998
00:56:47,474 --> 00:56:51,612
- Can't feel my face,
I'm fucking telling you.
999
00:56:51,679 --> 00:56:52,546
- Huh?
1000
00:56:52,613 --> 00:56:54,949
We can't understand you.
1001
00:56:55,016 --> 00:56:56,416
- Your mustache.
1002
00:56:57,518 --> 00:57:00,154
- Oh, God.
- The hair's so pretty.
1003
00:57:02,189 --> 00:57:05,126
And how do you keep so neat?
1004
00:57:06,493 --> 00:57:08,129
- Get a hold of yourself, man.
1005
00:57:08,195 --> 00:57:09,997
You're losing it.
1006
00:57:10,064 --> 00:57:14,535
- I'm on a concoction of
drugs that don't even exist.
1007
00:57:15,870 --> 00:57:17,038
- God.
1008
00:57:17,104 --> 00:57:19,340
Matthew, gimme a glass
of water, would you?
1009
00:57:19,407 --> 00:57:21,474
- Man, this is no time
to think of yourself.
1010
00:57:21,542 --> 00:57:22,877
- It's for him, you idiot.
1011
00:57:22,944 --> 00:57:23,844
- Oh.
1012
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,449
- No, you idiot.
1013
00:57:30,351 --> 00:57:31,118
- Oh, shit.
1014
00:57:32,353 --> 00:57:34,021
- Yeah, are you awake?
1015
00:57:34,088 --> 00:57:36,624
- He soaked me.
1016
00:57:36,691 --> 00:57:38,458
- Yes, but are you awake now?
1017
00:57:38,526 --> 00:57:40,594
- I'm soaked with drugs.
1018
00:57:42,697 --> 00:57:44,799
- So we're gonna need some help.
1019
00:57:44,865 --> 00:57:47,935
I'm gonna call a couple of my
friends from my support group.
1020
00:57:48,002 --> 00:57:49,837
They're ex-cons, but
they're good guys.
1021
00:57:49,904 --> 00:57:52,573
I'm gonna call 'em right now.
1022
00:58:00,614 --> 00:58:02,383
- I feel like I'm
gonna throw up.
1023
00:58:06,153 --> 00:58:09,757
- All right, all right,
all right, welcome, guys.
1024
00:58:09,824 --> 00:58:12,059
So, Hunter, Manny, I'd like you
1025
00:58:12,126 --> 00:58:14,962
to meet Matthew Dallas
and Matthew Wolf.
1026
00:58:15,029 --> 00:58:18,232
These guys are from
my MS support group.
1027
00:58:20,067 --> 00:58:21,969
- What
McConaughey are you?
1028
00:58:22,036 --> 00:58:27,475
- Uh, well, I'm what's known
as the universal McConaughey.
1029
00:58:27,541 --> 00:58:28,976
It's very rare.
1030
00:58:29,076 --> 00:58:31,979
Although my roots are planted
in "Dazed and Confused,"
1031
00:58:32,046 --> 00:58:33,814
I can become just
about any McConaughey
1032
00:58:33,881 --> 00:58:36,917
the universe tells me to be.
1033
00:58:36,984 --> 00:58:41,389
- Dazed and confused,
that's exactly how I feel.
1034
00:58:41,455 --> 00:58:43,157
- So how can we help you guys?
1035
00:58:43,224 --> 00:58:47,261
- Well, we're about to
launch Operation Cataclysm.
1036
00:58:47,328 --> 00:58:49,030
- Hold on right there.
1037
00:58:50,297 --> 00:58:53,267
Who named it
Operation Cataclysm?
1038
00:58:53,334 --> 00:58:54,668
- Ah, it was a
collective effort,
1039
00:58:54,735 --> 00:58:57,805
but, uh, I guess I'm
the one who named it.
1040
00:58:57,872 --> 00:59:00,207
- It's not bad, but I think
1041
00:59:01,876 --> 00:59:05,446
you could come up with something
way more McConaugheyish.
1042
00:59:05,514 --> 00:59:07,314
- Is that so?
1043
00:59:07,381 --> 00:59:09,016
- Something cooler.
1044
00:59:11,485 --> 00:59:12,553
- Like what?
1045
00:59:20,928 --> 00:59:23,597
- What about Operation Chaos?
1046
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:29,303
- Goddammit, we shoulda
went with Operation Chaos.
1047
00:59:29,370 --> 00:59:31,672
Shoulda went with my instincts.
1048
00:59:31,739 --> 00:59:33,808
- Doesn't matter
what we call it.
1049
00:59:33,874 --> 00:59:37,344
We could call it whatever
the fuck we want, Matthew.
1050
00:59:37,411 --> 00:59:39,280
- I kinda like cataclysm.
1051
00:59:39,346 --> 00:59:40,414
It sounds tough.
1052
00:59:40,481 --> 00:59:41,615
- Not tougher than chaos.
1053
00:59:41,682 --> 00:59:43,951
- Oh, hold on, Wolf.
1054
00:59:44,018 --> 00:59:48,756
Just imagine you were being
convicted of murdering someone.
1055
00:59:48,823 --> 00:59:50,791
Let's just say this girl here.
1056
00:59:50,858 --> 00:59:54,628
Would you wanna be known
as the Chaos Killer
1057
00:59:54,695 --> 00:59:57,331
or the Cataclysm Killer?
1058
00:59:57,398 --> 01:00:03,270
Ooh, every time I say cataclysm,
I sound like Mike Tyson.
1059
01:00:03,337 --> 01:00:04,305
- You do have a point.
1060
01:00:04,371 --> 01:00:06,373
Sounds kind of lispy-
1061
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,208
- Yeah.
- when it rolls
1062
01:00:07,274 --> 01:00:08,809
off the tongue.
1063
01:00:08,876 --> 01:00:11,745
- Cataclysm, cataclysm.
1064
01:00:11,812 --> 01:00:13,080
- Cataclysm, cataclysm.
- Clysm.
1065
01:00:13,147 --> 01:00:13,848
Clysm.
- Cataclysm.
1066
01:00:13,914 --> 01:00:14,748
- Clysm.
- Cataclysm.
1067
01:00:14,815 --> 01:00:16,650
- Shut the fuck up.
1068
01:00:18,185 --> 01:00:21,255
Are you all completely
Looney Tunes?
1069
01:00:22,756 --> 01:00:25,527
- Yo, Hunter, I'd be careful
with the name calling.
1070
01:00:25,594 --> 01:00:29,130
- Why, are the Matthews
gonna kick my ass?
1071
01:00:29,196 --> 01:00:31,866
- I never told you why
they went to prison.
1072
01:00:31,932 --> 01:00:34,401
- Let me guess, identity theft.
1073
01:00:36,370 --> 01:00:41,108
- Nah, somebody picked
on 'em, called 'em names.
1074
01:00:41,175 --> 01:00:41,909
- Really?
1075
01:00:41,976 --> 01:00:44,078
What happened to the guy?
1076
01:00:44,145 --> 01:00:45,646
- Nobody knows.
1077
01:00:45,713 --> 01:00:49,950
You know the old saying,
no body, no crime.
1078
01:00:50,017 --> 01:00:51,185
- Oh, shit.
1079
01:00:51,252 --> 01:00:52,887
- Oh, so
Operation Chaos it is.
1080
01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:54,955
Dallas, did you bring the piece?
1081
01:00:55,022 --> 01:00:58,192
- Never leave home without it.
1082
01:00:58,259 --> 01:01:00,194
- Shit just got real.
1083
01:01:03,097 --> 01:01:06,700
This is a real
sobering experience.
1084
01:01:06,767 --> 01:01:10,371
- Hey, Manny, Manny.
1085
01:01:10,437 --> 01:01:11,972
Manny.
- Hmm?
1086
01:01:12,039 --> 01:01:13,608
- Manny, can you go
chase everybody off?
1087
01:01:13,674 --> 01:01:14,775
- Yeah.
1088
01:01:20,114 --> 01:01:23,951
- When you see Lindsey, just
follow along with the plan.
1089
01:01:24,018 --> 01:01:25,886
Tell her you wanna speak
privately or some shit.
1090
01:01:25,953 --> 01:01:27,821
We'll take care of the rest.
1091
01:01:27,888 --> 01:01:30,424
You just get her back here.
1092
01:01:30,491 --> 01:01:32,193
- 'Kay, but one thing,
1093
01:01:33,894 --> 01:01:36,397
I have to be the one to do this.
1094
01:01:36,463 --> 01:01:38,899
I have to kill her myself.
1095
01:01:38,966 --> 01:01:41,268
Cannot let a stranger do this.
1096
01:01:41,335 --> 01:01:42,736
- Hey, if you want the
blood on your hands,
1097
01:01:42,803 --> 01:01:44,673
that's fine with us.
1098
01:01:44,738 --> 01:01:47,208
- They're on my
hands regardless.
1099
01:01:47,274 --> 01:01:49,843
- You gonna be able
to handle this?
1100
01:01:49,910 --> 01:01:51,445
- I have no choice.
1101
01:01:51,513 --> 01:01:53,047
Lindsey's my girl.
1102
01:01:53,113 --> 01:01:55,684
I can't let anybody
else do this.
1103
01:01:56,984 --> 01:01:59,820
- All right,
everyone's gone.
1104
01:01:59,887 --> 01:02:01,021
- Where's Lindsey?
1105
01:02:01,088 --> 01:02:02,456
- She's in the kitchen.
1106
01:02:02,524 --> 01:02:03,924
- What about her mother?
1107
01:02:03,991 --> 01:02:05,560
- Uh, I
think she left, too.
1108
01:02:05,627 --> 01:02:07,261
So Lindsey is in the kitchen.
1109
01:02:07,328 --> 01:02:08,362
She's by herself, okay?
1110
01:02:08,429 --> 01:02:09,496
- Okay.
1111
01:02:10,998 --> 01:02:12,534
- You just let us
know when you're done.
1112
01:02:12,601 --> 01:02:17,371
The Matthews'll take care
of disposal and clean up.
1113
01:02:17,438 --> 01:02:18,339
- Okay.
1114
01:02:20,808 --> 01:02:22,644
- Hey, babe.
1115
01:02:22,711 --> 01:02:24,278
I was wondering where you were.
1116
01:02:24,345 --> 01:02:28,683
- I was just shooting
the shit with the guys.
1117
01:02:28,749 --> 01:02:30,751
- Why are you staring
at me like that?
1118
01:02:33,688 --> 01:02:36,991
- We've been through
a lot, me and you.
1119
01:02:38,025 --> 01:02:39,827
- We definitely have.
1120
01:02:40,928 --> 01:02:43,632
- But lately, it's
just been difficult
1121
01:02:43,698 --> 01:02:46,066
with this whole
murder plot thing.
1122
01:02:46,133 --> 01:02:50,437
- Listen, I wanted to
talk to you about that.
1123
01:02:50,505 --> 01:02:52,806
- I'm sorry, baby.
1124
01:02:52,873 --> 01:02:55,276
The time for talking is over.
1125
01:02:57,512 --> 01:03:00,180
- What the fuck are you doing?
1126
01:03:01,949 --> 01:03:04,184
Hunter, this is not funny.
1127
01:03:05,252 --> 01:03:08,757
Hunter, please don't
do this, please.
1128
01:03:08,822 --> 01:03:10,659
- Sorry, baby.
1129
01:03:10,725 --> 01:03:11,760
I loved you.
1130
01:03:12,627 --> 01:03:13,460
- Hunter.
1131
01:03:29,778 --> 01:03:32,946
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Fuck.
1132
01:03:33,013 --> 01:03:34,181
- Did you idiots really think
1133
01:03:34,248 --> 01:03:36,917
I was gonna kill my girlfriend?
1134
01:03:36,984 --> 01:03:39,887
Manny, you of all people
should know better.
1135
01:03:39,953 --> 01:03:42,990
- You double-crossing
piece of shit.
1136
01:03:43,057 --> 01:03:45,392
We were just trying
to help you, man.
1137
01:03:45,459 --> 01:03:47,529
- The only people in this
room that need help are
1138
01:03:47,595 --> 01:03:52,933
you crazy fucking sick,
twisted McConaughey fuckers.
1139
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,168
You see, babe?
1140
01:03:54,234 --> 01:03:56,236
We didn't have to make a choice.
1141
01:03:56,303 --> 01:03:58,405
These idiots made
the choice for us.
1142
01:03:58,472 --> 01:04:00,074
- They sure did, baby.
1143
01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:02,610
- How are you gonna shoot
us all with one gun, genius?
1144
01:04:02,677 --> 01:04:06,180
- I was actually thinking
about that back in the bedroom.
1145
01:04:06,246 --> 01:04:09,083
Thankfully, you idiots
left us another gun.
1146
01:04:09,149 --> 01:04:11,452
- What are you talking about?
1147
01:04:12,687 --> 01:04:13,387
Oh.
1148
01:04:14,922 --> 01:04:19,126
- Django, Better Call Saul,
get the fuck outta here.
1149
01:04:19,193 --> 01:04:21,028
- Sorry we couldn't help.
1150
01:04:21,095 --> 01:04:22,496
- Have a nice day, guy.
1151
01:04:22,564 --> 01:04:25,999
- All right, I'll see
you guys on Tuesday.
1152
01:04:26,066 --> 01:04:27,569
- To be completely
honest with you,
1153
01:04:27,635 --> 01:04:31,004
I started the day not
knowing who was gonna die.
1154
01:04:31,071 --> 01:04:34,208
As a matter of fact, I
didn't want to kill anybody,
1155
01:04:34,274 --> 01:04:36,977
but you morons
made it impossible.
1156
01:04:37,044 --> 01:04:39,046
What do you think, babe?
1157
01:04:39,113 --> 01:04:40,749
- Now, Manny brought
me into this thing
1158
01:04:40,815 --> 01:04:42,983
if that helps you decide.
1159
01:04:45,085 --> 01:04:46,521
- What the fuck, Matthew?
1160
01:04:46,588 --> 01:04:48,088
- Well, it's true.
1161
01:04:48,155 --> 01:04:49,557
I was minding my own damn
business until you told me
1162
01:04:49,624 --> 01:04:52,727
about this stupid fucking
murder plot thing.
1163
01:04:52,794 --> 01:04:53,961
I knew you were bad news.
1164
01:04:54,027 --> 01:04:55,697
I could tell by
the way you danced.
1165
01:04:55,764 --> 01:04:56,997
I could feel it.
1166
01:04:57,064 --> 01:04:58,533
- You rat bastard.
1167
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:02,936
- Hmm, kill the Latin lover
or Matthew McConaughey?
1168
01:05:03,003 --> 01:05:05,172
Really is a tough choice.
1169
01:05:05,239 --> 01:05:07,675
If I had to pick, I say we kill-
1170
01:05:08,576 --> 01:05:09,977
- I got an idea.
1171
01:05:11,245 --> 01:05:13,480
Eenie, meenie, miney, moe,
1172
01:05:14,649 --> 01:05:16,618
catch a tiger by its toe.
1173
01:05:18,051 --> 01:05:20,287
If he hollers, let him go,
1174
01:05:21,221 --> 01:05:23,457
eenie, meenie, miney, moe.
1175
01:05:25,860 --> 01:05:27,461
- No.
1176
01:05:27,529 --> 01:05:28,730
- I think I left
out a line somewhere.
1177
01:05:28,797 --> 01:05:29,798
- Here, I'll make it easy.
1178
01:05:29,864 --> 01:05:32,132
Let's kill your brother.
1179
01:05:32,199 --> 01:05:35,369
- Yes, I like this idea.
1180
01:05:35,436 --> 01:05:36,970
- Beat it, moron.
1181
01:05:37,037 --> 01:05:38,972
- All right, you don't
have to tell me twice.
1182
01:05:39,039 --> 01:05:41,074
Adios, muchacho.
1183
01:05:41,141 --> 01:05:43,711
- I hate you, Benedict Arnold.
1184
01:05:45,479 --> 01:05:49,517
- I guess this is the one time
you don't get the girl, brah.
1185
01:05:51,185 --> 01:05:53,187
Hey, I'm talking over here.
1186
01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:59,359
My entire life, I've hated
that whole Rico Suave act.
1187
01:05:59,426 --> 01:06:01,428
You know, I never even
thought you were Cuban.
1188
01:06:01,495 --> 01:06:05,165
I always suspected
you were from Tijuana,
1189
01:06:05,232 --> 01:06:07,100
and all those bullshit
nicknames you had
1190
01:06:07,167 --> 01:06:09,503
when we were kids growing up,
1191
01:06:09,571 --> 01:06:13,207
the Latin Lover, the
Cuban Missile Crisis,
1192
01:06:13,273 --> 01:06:15,810
the Shawshank Redemption,
1193
01:06:15,877 --> 01:06:17,478
I don't even think
you saw the movie.
1194
01:06:17,545 --> 01:06:21,014
- It's Shawshank Invention,
okay, completely different.
1195
01:06:21,081 --> 01:06:23,885
- Yeah, whatever,
doesn't matter anymore.
1196
01:06:23,952 --> 01:06:27,354
What matters now is you
make peace with Jesus.
1197
01:06:28,857 --> 01:06:30,257
We should just
shoot him like this.
1198
01:06:30,324 --> 01:06:32,993
He won't even know
what happened.
1199
01:06:34,461 --> 01:06:35,496
You do have pretty
teeth, though.
1200
01:06:35,563 --> 01:06:36,798
I'll give you that.
1201
01:06:36,865 --> 01:06:39,534
- You're not shooting
anyone today.
1202
01:06:39,601 --> 01:06:41,569
- Sorry you
feel that way, bro.
1203
01:06:41,636 --> 01:06:43,136
- Sorry
to break it to you,
1204
01:06:43,203 --> 01:06:46,273
but, uh, we only put
one bullet in that gun.
1205
01:06:46,340 --> 01:06:49,309
Lindsey and I knew you
didn't have what it takes.
1206
01:06:49,376 --> 01:06:52,112
You're too predictable.
1207
01:06:52,179 --> 01:06:55,015
- Um, what is he talking about,
1208
01:06:55,082 --> 01:06:56,651
and why do you have
that gun pointed at me?
1209
01:06:56,718 --> 01:06:58,786
Could you move it over please?
1210
01:06:58,853 --> 01:07:01,689
- Put the fucking
gun down, Hunter.
1211
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:08,997
Oh.
1212
01:07:09,062 --> 01:07:11,733
What the fuck is going on?
1213
01:07:11,799 --> 01:07:17,505
- Babe, I'm sorry, but I told
you it's all about trust.
1214
01:07:19,072 --> 01:07:20,742
I tried to explain the
meaning of loyalty to you,
1215
01:07:20,808 --> 01:07:22,677
but you just never got it.
1216
01:07:22,744 --> 01:07:24,913
I saw Maci on your lap.
1217
01:07:24,979 --> 01:07:26,079
- Mm-hmm.
1218
01:07:27,649 --> 01:07:29,617
- I see the way you
look at other girls.
1219
01:07:29,684 --> 01:07:30,618
- Ugh.
1220
01:07:30,685 --> 01:07:32,787
- You were never mine.
1221
01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:39,861
- Maci sat on my lap.
1222
01:07:39,928 --> 01:07:42,530
- I just fucking
said that, you idiot.
1223
01:07:42,597 --> 01:07:44,632
- Babe, you got this
completely wrong.
1224
01:07:44,699 --> 01:07:45,967
I love you.
1225
01:07:46,034 --> 01:07:47,635
- Yeah, I'm always
completely wrong.
1226
01:07:47,702 --> 01:07:50,872
And you have a funny way
of showing your love.
1227
01:07:54,509 --> 01:07:55,409
- Damn.
1228
01:07:57,645 --> 01:07:58,378
Oh, yep, he's dead.
1229
01:07:58,445 --> 01:08:01,448
It's you and me now, whoa.
1230
01:08:01,516 --> 01:08:03,283
- I've been doing some thinking,
1231
01:08:03,350 --> 01:08:07,087
and the whole fucking
playboy bullshit,
1232
01:08:07,154 --> 01:08:08,856
I don't really like it.
1233
01:08:08,923 --> 01:08:11,559
- Don't listen to
my dead brother.
1234
01:08:11,626 --> 01:08:13,260
- Has nothing to do
with what he said.
1235
01:08:13,327 --> 01:08:14,963
It's just your whole thing.
1236
01:08:15,029 --> 01:08:16,564
It doesn't really do it for me.
1237
01:08:16,631 --> 01:08:18,700
- But you said you
wanted me, I was the one.
1238
01:08:18,766 --> 01:08:20,200
You wanted to move in together.
1239
01:08:20,267 --> 01:08:22,269
- I'm sorry, but
you failed the test.
1240
01:08:22,336 --> 01:08:24,137
- Test, what fucking test?
1241
01:08:24,204 --> 01:08:27,307
- If you'd screw your own
brother over for a girl,
1242
01:08:27,374 --> 01:08:29,443
how could I ever trust you?
1243
01:08:29,510 --> 01:08:33,213
How could you ever be
loyal to me?
1244
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:35,182
It's all about loyalty.
1245
01:08:35,248 --> 01:08:37,685
- You really are a crazy bitch.
1246
01:08:38,820 --> 01:08:43,024
- I may be crazy, but
at least I'm not dead.
1247
01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:03,303
I want us to kill somebody tonight.
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