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Yes! Heh heh heh.
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[whistling]
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Hi-dee-ho,
Big guy.
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Uh, uh, uh,
Steve...
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I know I'm going
To regret asking this,
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But...What's this thing?
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Well...
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I have successfully
Developed a process
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That enables me
To isolate,
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Then duplicate,
Complex molecules.
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What?
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I can clone stuff!
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Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha!
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Steve...
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They have a miracle drug
Now called ritalin.
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Carl, you
Don't understand.
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If this baby works,
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Now when people
Want two of anything,
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All they'll have to say
Is, "Urkel it."
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Let me show you.
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Alright, steve,
But fair warning--
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If that thing explodes,
Breaks anything,
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Or shoots
A sticky substance
All over me,
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I'm going to be
All over...You.
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Don't you worry,
Sahib.
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You and your
Environs are safe.
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Mm-hmm.
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Aah!
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What are you doing
Down there?
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[growling]
Get on with it.
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Alright.
Now let's start with
This inanimate object.
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Observe this stool
As I...
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Urkel it.
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Oh!
Voila!
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Oh, my god!
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Steve, it works!
It really works!
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I know!
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Let's try
A living thing.
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Carl...
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You do
The honors.
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Yes!
Yes!
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Steve! Hey, you make
Some more tomato plants
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While I go get
Something else to clone.
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What?
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Ha ha ha!
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My paycheck. Ha ha!
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Oh, carl.
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Silly goose. Ha ha ha!
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Hey.
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I wonder.
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Ooh, tickles!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Empty!
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I don't understand.
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It should've worked.
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Oh, well.
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Pee break.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Tickles!
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Hey!
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How'd I get over here?
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Oh, well.
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Pee break.
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Hey, steve.
Hey, steve.
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What's wrong
With him?
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Never hit a pothole
On a unicycle.
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Mmm.
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[sniffing]
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What's that
Awful smell?
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Fish livers.
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I mix them
With seaweed
And sardine juice.
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Add a little yogurt,
And bingo--
Brain smoothie.
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I'm having a little
Problem with one of my
Inventions,
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And this gunk
Really helps clear
Out the cobwebs.
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[sniffing]
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That gunk could
Clear out a stadium.
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Want some, waldo?
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Hey, I may be stupid,
But I'm not stupid.
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Hmm.
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[smack smack smack]
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Needs anchovy paste.
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Hi, steve.
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Hi, waldo.
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I'll clone
My bowling ball...
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Hoo hoo hoo...
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And my ding dongs...
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And all of
My unmatched socks.
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Hoo hoo!
Hoo hoo hoo!
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Hey, big guy,
I made us
A big batch
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Of brain smoo--whoa!
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Ohh...
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Ohh...
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Oh, gosh, oh, gee!
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Lordy,
Look out for me.
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Are you okay, carl?
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No, steve, I'm not.
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I'm wet.
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I'm sticky.
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And I smell
Like a dead fish.
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Well...
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You still got
Your health.
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Ha ha ha ha!
[snort snort]
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Health?
Ha ha ha ha!
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Health. Ha ha!
[snort]
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Ha ha--
Get me a towel!
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Hey, big guy.
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What happened to you?
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I thought you were
Getting me a towel.
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A towel? Whew!
What you need
Is a bath.
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You smell like
A dead fish.
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I'm quite aware
Of that, steve.
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Hey, give me that shirt.
I'll toss it
In the laundry.
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Just give me that.
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Wait a minute.
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Just give me--
Give me--
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Let me--
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Oh! Whew! Whew!
Okay. Okay.
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Uh, I'm caught.
Wait!
Okay...
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Okay, hold on. Uhh!
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Uhh! Uhh!
Uhh! Uhh!
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Uhh!
Oh! Whoop!
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Yuck! Phewie!
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Carl, what
Are you doing?
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Huh?
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Why are you
On the floor?
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And what happened
To your shirt?
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You just took it.
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No, I didn't.
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Yes, you did!
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A few seconds ago!
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Carl...
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What?
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You look tired...
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Overworked.
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Maybe you need
To relax...
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Paint some pictures
Of your feelings.
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Hello-dee-oh,
Winslow women.
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Hello, steve.
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Hey, laura, I'm doing
Some laundry.
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Yank off that shirt,
And I'll freshen it up
For you.
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Well, can't blame
A guy for trying.
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Laura, find
A room freshener.
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Smells like
A dead fish in here.
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Laura, harriette,
I'm worried about carl.
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I'm afraid he's finally
Snapped his twig.
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You know, I think
I'm gonna practice
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Some of my
Polka moves
During the presoak.
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* dee-dee
Dee-dee-dee *
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* dee-dee
Dee-dee-dee **
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Oh...Ah...Ah...
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Ah-choo!
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Gesundheit.
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Well, thankee.
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Waaaahhh!
Waaaahhhh!
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Aaahh!
Aaaahh!
Aaahh!
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Oh! Oh, oh,
Oh, oh!
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Ohhh...
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Hi there!
Hi there!
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How you doing?
How you doing?
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What's shaking,
Urk man?
What's shaking,
Urk man?
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Mommy...
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I'm frightened.
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Harriette...
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Are you seeing
What I'm seeing?
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I'm seeing
Two steves.
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Oh, my god.
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Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
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My cloning experiment
Must've worked!
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I'm a genius!
I'm a genius!
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Ha ha ha!
[snort]
Ha ha ha!
[snort]
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Isn't this fun?
Isn't this fun?
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Hey, guys...
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You know,
Let's not panic.
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Maybe we're all dead,
And this is hell.
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[humming
Camptown races]
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Hi, big guy.
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Hi, big guy.
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Hello, steve.
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Hello, steve.
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Ready to finish
Our chess match?
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Oh, glutton
For punishment, huh?
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Oh, puh-lease.
You're gonna need more
Than those good looks
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To win this game.
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Oh, will you two
Sit down!
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I believe it's
Your move, steve.
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Why, thank you, steve.
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You're welcome, steve.
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Uh, steve...
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Yes?
Yes?
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Ha ha. Um...
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You know, this, uh,
Cloning thing
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Raises a few
Unusual questions.
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Such as?
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Well, you have
A twin brother now.
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Have you told
Your parents yet?
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Reached them
Late last night
In moscow.
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They were so overwhelmed
By the news,
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They immediately
Burst into tears.
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Then suddenly,
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We were mysteriously
Disconnected.
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It took us 20 minutes
To get back through,
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And when we did,
A doctor answered.
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He said my parents
Were under sedation
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And couldn't
Come to the phone.
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Uh, correction, steve.
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They're not
Your parents,
They're our parents.
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Uh, sorry, steve.
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That's okay, steve.
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Uh, look.
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Steve...Steve...
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Um...
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Your parents are
Over in russia,
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So I'm stuck with--
I mean...
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Ha ha ha...
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Blessed with being
Your guardian.
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Ha ha ha.
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00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:07,460
And, well, that makes
Things a little bit
More complicated
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Now that there is
Two of you.
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Complicated?
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He means expensive.
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00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,437
Well, you are
An extra mouth to feed,
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But I'm really
Not worried
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Because we're all
Going to be
Millionaires.
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We are?
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Mm-hmm. So let's say
We hustle out
To the garage
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And start cloning
A bunch of these.
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Uh...You want
To tell him?
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00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,721
Nah. You better tell him.
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Tell me what?
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We destroyed
The cloning machine.
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You what?
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We decided
It was ethically
Indefensible.
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Ethically what?
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Indefensible. Why,
Some power-crazed madman
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Could clone
His own army
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And enslave
The entire world.
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But what about
The money?
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Well, that's
Another thing.
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Whoever controlled
The machine can
Make a fortune.
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Yeah! Me!
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00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,582
But that would throw
The world economy
Into chaos.
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And who the heck
Wants that?
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Harriette!
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What's the matter,
Carl?
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Put your arms
Around my neck
And hold tight.
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Why?
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Just do it!
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Aaahhh!
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I'm gonna kill 'em!
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Carl! Carl!
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Let me go!
I'll kill them!
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[polka plays]
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Whew!
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00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,754
Polka rush.
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00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,356
Gotta love it!
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00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,660
Want an ice cream
Sandwich?
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00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,529
You must've
Read my mind.
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00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,631
I have your mind.
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00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,733
Ha ha ha!
[snort]
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[humming]
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* eeeoowww **
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Mmm. Mmm.
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[chomp chomp]
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[slurp slurp]
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Steve.
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Why are you
Eating like that?
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Well, it's the way
You eat.
268
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,690
Is not.
269
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,859
Is, too. You were
Just doing it.
270
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,962
Your chin's dripping
With sticky ickies.
271
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:01,268
Well, I'll be!
272
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,602
You know...
273
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:06,006
That explains
Why I get so few
Dinner invitations.
274
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,044
Having a clone
Is weird.
275
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,013
But it's also
Kind of cool.
276
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,449
I love having
Someone I can share
Everything with.
277
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:21,454
Yoo-hoo! Stevie!
278
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,659
Well...
279
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,461
Maybe not everything.
280
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,769
Hi there,
Hot sauce.
281
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,938
Hiya,
Ham glaze.
282
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:45,012
Whoa! Steven, your clone
Is magnificent!
283
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:48,348
Uh, no, myra. I'm steve.
He's the clone.
284
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,449
Oh.
285
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:50,617
Don't listen to him.
286
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,119
I'm your little
Butternut squash.
287
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,953
He's just
A cheap knockoff.
288
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,222
Oh, my.
289
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,757
No way. I'm your
Veal oscar, baby.
290
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,327
He's just
A carbon copy.
291
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,162
You stay away
From my girlfriend.
292
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,863
What? She's
My girlfriend!
293
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,932
Now, now, boys,
Don't fight over me.
294
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:09,469
There's enough pollen
On this flower
For two bumblebees.
295
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,405
Myra!
Myra!
296
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,373
Ha ha ha!
297
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,641
Now...
298
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:18,411
Why don't you boys
Come over here
And sit next to me?
299
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,990
Oooh.
300
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,126
Isn't this fun?
301
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,828
We just made
A myra sandwich.
302
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,264
Ooohhh!
Ooohhh!
303
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,866
I'm warning you,
Stay away from her,
Four-eyes.
304
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,301
Says who, nerd boy?
305
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,136
Oh, that's it.
You're history.
306
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,505
You're going dowwwwnnn!
307
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,074
Okay, buster.
308
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,409
No more mr. Nice clone!
309
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:52,279
Pfftt! Pfftt! Pfftt!
Pfftt! Pfftt! Pfftt!
310
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,782
Hey, what's
Going on here?
311
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,450
They're fighting
Over me.
312
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,352
Please! Don't!
313
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,887
Stop!
314
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,856
Whoo! Please
Don't stop.
315
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,592
Stop it,
You two.
316
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:06,459
No way!
317
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,128
Never!
318
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,529
Aah! Ow!
I give!
319
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,598
I give!
I give!
320
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:12,399
Ow!
Oh!
321
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,501
Okay. Let's
Take a moment
322
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,336
And figure out
What we've learned here.
323
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:19,439
Um...One plus one
Equals fun?
324
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,007
No. I think
We've learned
325
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,910
Steve's experiments
Have gone too far.
326
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,146
He's created
A monster.
327
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,980
Can't we just
Get rid of him?
328
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,717
You're going
To rub me out?
329
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,185
No. I mean,
After all,
330
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:35,255
You are a living,
Breathing,
Annoying thing.
331
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,491
What a conundrum.
332
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,793
I see no solution
To this problem.
333
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,063
I do.
334
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,533
I see a really,
Really good solution.
335
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:49,702
Listen, steve--
336
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:50,870
Shh!
Shh!
337
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,240
Not while I'm pouring.
338
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,543
[dripping]
339
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,178
Goodbye, steve.
340
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,912
So long, steve.
341
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,482
I'm glad
I made you,
Steve.
342
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,517
Me, too, steve.
343
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,086
I'm really going
To miss you, steve.
344
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,756
I'm really going
To miss you, too,
Steve.
345
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,791
Can we get on
With this?
346
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,326
Wait.
347
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,200
Whoa! Mama!
348
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,835
You go. I'll stay.
349
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,437
Get in there!
350
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,964
[sophisticated voice]
Hello, laura.
351
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,033
Hi, stefan.
352
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,837
Could it be?
I believe you've grown
Even more beautiful.
353
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,739
[giggles]
354
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:06,313
Steve urkel,
The man who made me,
We meet at last.
355
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:09,081
Well!
You really
Are cool!
356
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,750
Put her there,
Pal!
357
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:13,486
Oh!
358
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,554
[crash]
359
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,827
Whew.
360
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,462
We'll work
On that, buddy.
361
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,696
Yeah.
362
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,201
I'm back, my love.
363
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,002
Yeah, and this time
For good.
364
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,905
Mmm. Baby, with you,
It's all good.
365
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,945
Oh, my.
366
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,747
I'm really glad
Laura's happy.
367
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:43,650
But I'm really
Going to miss
My clone.
368
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,253
Not me.
369
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,588
I prefer
The real thing.
370
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,703
Hey, r-man.
371
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,606
Put on some tunes.
Let's eat to the beat.
372
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,441
You got it, 3j.
373
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,211
[hip-hop plays]
374
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,946
* uh, yeah *
375
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,416
[singers rap]
376
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:37,470
* ...Plenty of it,
Style, plenty of it *
377
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:40,239
* and if you don't
Believe me, you can shove it
'cause I love it *
378
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,441
* sometimes I do
A freebie *
379
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:42,542
* aw, come up
And see me *
380
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:43,743
* girls want to see me *
381
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,077
* they come wonderin'
Like stevie *
382
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,413
* heebie jeebies *
383
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:47,914
* jungle chantin'... *
384
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,082
Step aside, guys.
385
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,584
* freak out, get wiggy *
386
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:52,885
* only don't eat
Like ziggy *
387
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:55,087
* priggy like
Mrs. Piggy wiggy... *
388
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,255
Alright!
389
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,590
* we're off to take
A big trip *
390
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:58,925
* and the women
Like my... *
391
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,259
Left!
392
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:04,531
Alright!
393
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,599
Everybody hop
On the soul train!
394
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,571
* silky, silky *
395
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,443
* silky, silky... **
396
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,884
Ah. Mmm.
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