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Morning, big guy.
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Oh.
Morning, steve.
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* hmm *
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* deh-deh-deh-deh
Dehdy deh-doo *
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* hmm hmm-hmm hmm *
* hmm-hmm *
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* hmm-hmm hmm-hmm **
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Hey, you want a refill?
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Oh, sure.
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Whoo!
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Hope that's enough.
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Carl?
Huh?
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I made you and harriette
A snack for the plane.
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Oh, gee, thanks, ma.
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Let's see now...
Okay.
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Four sandwiches,
Two bags of chips,
Two juices,
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And a six-pack
Of twinkies.
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Heh heh.
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Oh, uh...
Where's harriette's?
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Oh, ho ho ho ho.
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Oh...Nassau
Is so beautiful.
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I wish I was
Going with you.
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Yeah, well, ma,
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This is
Our second honeymoon,
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So I'm glad
That you're not.
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You know, your father
And I never needed
A second honeymoon.
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Oh, why not?
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Because the first
Never ended.
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I can't wait. Harriette and I
Wanted to go to nassau
On our first honeymoon,
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But we couldn't
Afford it back then.
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Oh, ma, look.
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What?
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Ooh-wee!
Mm-hmm.
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What a nice hunk of ice.
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I'm going to surprise harriette
On our last night in nassau.
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Oh, no, give it
On the first night.
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You'll have
A better time.
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While you just sit down.
I'm gonna confirm our seats.
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Oh, I can take care of it.
Oh, no, tut tut tut.
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You just sit there
And be beautiful, babe.
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Hi.
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Please get in line.
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Well,
There is no line.
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Well, then you'll be
In front, won't you?
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Next.
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Hello.
Tickets, please.
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Oh. Flight 613
To nassau.
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You're flying coach.
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Yup.
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Ooh...Snug fit.
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Could we, uh,
Cut the sarcasm
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And move this thing
Along?
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I'm trying to relieve
My tension.
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We've had two crashes
This week.
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Seat preference?
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Uh, somewhere near
The emergency exit.
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Nope.
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How about a window seat?
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Oh, wait.
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Nope.
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00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:07,681
Well, do you have
Any two seats together?
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Yes.
Seats 12-f and 12-g.
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We'll be boarding
In just--
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[telephone rings]
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Hello?
What?
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Again?
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Okay.
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Folks, we regret
To inform you
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That our airline
Has just gone
Out of business.
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All flights
Are hereby canceled.
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Oh.
Aw.
Aw.
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Thanks for trying to fly
Island breeze air.
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Tell your friends
About us.
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Well, never mind.
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What is this?
Carl, what's going on?
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I don't know.
Listen, what's the deal?
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What about our tickets--
Will any another airline
Honor them?
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[laughing]
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Oh, you were serious.
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Um...Well,
You could try that.
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As for me,
I'll grab a corn dog
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And go look
For a new job.
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I don't believe
This mess here.
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I don't know--
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They'll never miss this.
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Mmm. Mmm. Have mercy.
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Hidy-ho, eddo.
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Aw.
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It's lunch time.
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Uh-oh. What'd you bring?
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Baloney and cheese for you
And pour moi, chicken feet.
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Ew.
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Hot 'n' spicy.
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Mmm-ahh mmm-mmm ahh.
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So...
What are you reading?
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Swimwear today.
Heh heh heh.
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It's the thong issue.
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Ooh. The thong issue.
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Uh-huh.
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Ooh-wee,
Look at that babe
Right there.
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Ooh.
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Man, I'd give anything
To go out with a woman
This fine.
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But it'll never happen.
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Why not, eddo?
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Why, ladies flock to you
Like maggots to road kill.
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You're the man.
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Ow.
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Maybe to you.
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But to pull
High-caliber chicks
Like this,
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You got to be rich,
Famous, have a yacht,
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And not live at home.
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Heh.
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Or you got to use
Some of my woo woo juice.
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Woo woo juice?
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What's that?
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Oh, just a love potion
I whipped up
A couple of years back.
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Love potion
Well, does it work?
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Oh, like a charm.
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Let's see...
Where's my rack
Of patent pendings?
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Ah, here we go.
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The woo woo juice.
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The world's
Most powerful
Aphrodisiac.
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Well, have you tried it?
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Sure, why I had a lab
Rat named loveless larry.
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He was a skinny,
Scrawny feller,
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Shunned by all
The lady rats.
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And you tried
Your woo woo juice
On him?
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One drop.
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He fathered
6,000 children.
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Found him in his cage
Dead as a doornail
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With a big smile
On his face.
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Heh heh heh heh.
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Steve,
I'm going to volunteer
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To be your first
Human test subject.
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Heh heh heh.
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You are?
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Ah, yeah.
Give me that juice.
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Now, I don't know, eddo.
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We have to
Consider the ethical
Ramifications here.
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The what?
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Well, eddie,
My woo woo juice
Will make you irresistible
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To the first woman
Who comes within
Sniffing distance.
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And the bad part is?
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Why, the attraction
Would be artificial.
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It's not free choice.
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Why,
The poor young lovely
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Would be crazed
With desire for you.
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She'd be kissing you
And rubbing
And touching and...
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Pawing and hugging
And grabbing and...
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Heh heh.
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Steve,
Give me that juice!
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Come on, steve,
Give me that jui--
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Look what you did.
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I'm sorry, steve.
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Yeah, well, sorry won't
Feed the bulldog.
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Just wash it off.
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I can't.
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No matter how hard
I scrub,
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This stuff
Will stay on me
For a week.
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I've gotta get out of town
Before some poor,
Unsuspecting female
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Falls madly
In love with me.
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Steve,
You left your loofah
In the tub again.
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Here.
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Whew.
Whew.
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Boy, that was close.
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Steve.
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Yes?
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There's something
Different about you.
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Ooh. No, no, no.
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Same old nerdy,
Icky steve.
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What's that smell?
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Uh, chicken feet?
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You're so funny.
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Oh, lord.
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It's a magnetic,
Sensuous, manly smell.
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Oh, lord.
Oh, lord.
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What...
What are you doing?
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Hmm. Oh, my, my.
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You filled out since,
Uh...
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Yesterday.
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Oh, now, it's just
A winter bloat.
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Ha ha ha.
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Oh, uh...
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So, uh,
What are you and your...
Bloat doing later?
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W-w-w-what?
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Well, I'm picturing
You and me
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Cuddling in front
Of a cozy fire.
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[deep voice]
Cuddling?
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I'm going to go pick out
Something appropriate
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To wear for the occasion.
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Heh heh heh heh.
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00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,882
Steve...
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You've been chasing me
For years.
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Well, tonight...
You just might catch me.
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May I help you?
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I sure hope so.
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We have two tickets
To nassau
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On, uh, island air,
Flight 613.
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Aw, gee,
They went belly up.
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I know, we were hoping
You'd honor our tickets.
200
00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,352
Well, several people
From that flight
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Have asked us
The same thing.
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Oh. And...
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You've been hosed.
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00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:02,662
Look, there
Must be something
You can do.
205
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:05,098
There is
This little trick
That only I know.
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00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:05,933
[carl]
Oh.
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00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,234
[telephone rings]
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00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,202
Excuse me.
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00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,337
Yes?
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00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,640
You got it.
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00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,142
Sorry, folks.
Shift change. Bye.
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00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,377
Oh, but you--
But, but--but--
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00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:18,912
But you just...
214
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,187
May I help you?
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00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,355
Haah!
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00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,061
How'd you get
Another job so fast?
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00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,262
Personality.
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00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,466
Now, what are we trying
To do here?
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00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,701
We'd like two tickets
To nassau.
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00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:42,836
Alright.
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00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,939
Two tickets.
Round trip.
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$830.
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00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:49,810
What?
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Island breeze
Only charged 400.
225
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:56,649
And you wonder
Why they went out
Of business.
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00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,087
Just give us
The tickets.
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00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,422
You got it,
Mr. Sunshine.
228
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,227
Yikes. Booked solid.
229
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,496
Booked?
Solid.
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00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,665
Oh, wait.
231
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,135
Good news here.
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I've got you two seats
On coral reef air,
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Flight 346 to nassau,
Leaving from gate d-61.
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Well, great. Thanks.
Yeah, okay.
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Where's d-61?
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About a mile
Down the concourse.
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Fantastic.
When do they leave?
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In three minutes.
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00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,484
Come on, carl!
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00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,420
Go, go, go!
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00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,290
They'll never make it.
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00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,595
Oh, harriette,
We made it.
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00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,798
Yes.
Nassau, here we come.
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Attention, please.
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Flight 346 to nassau
Has been delayed
Due to inclement weather.
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What?
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00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,374
Hopefully,
It'll just be
A few snow flurries...
248
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,543
Instead of
The record-breaking
Blizzard
249
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,045
They're predicting
On the radio.
250
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,546
Aw...
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00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,684
[thump]
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00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,586
Shh.
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00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,373
Steve?
254
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,909
Oh, hi.
255
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,810
I was waiting for you.
256
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,845
Come over here.
Sit down. We can talk.
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00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,547
Oh, oh.
258
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:08,848
Talk?
259
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,783
Yeah. Uninterrupted.
260
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,852
There's no one else
In the house.
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00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,558
What a nice
Winter ensemble.
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00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,828
Sort of a mix
Between eddie bauer
And elmer fudd.
263
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,764
Hee hee hee hee.
[snort]
264
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,433
Ooh, I love that snort.
265
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,268
What?
266
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,570
Steve, um...
I was hoping
To see you tonight
267
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:34,141
So I put on something
Extra special for you.
268
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:37,410
It's a new outfit,
And I really hope
You like it.
269
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,592
What do you think?
270
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,728
I love it.
271
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,965
Do you like
The way it feels?
272
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,876
Here...
273
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,245
Let me help you
Out of that jacket.
274
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:17,717
Laura, I--I don't know
If we should really,
You know--
275
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:21,588
This--this might not
Be a good idea.
276
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,290
Steve...
277
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,359
I've been thinking back
Over all the years
We've known each other,
278
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:30,030
And...How relentlessly
You pursued me.
279
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,232
Then today...
280
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:36,169
All of a sudden
I realized that...
281
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,105
I'm in love with you.
282
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:42,842
Laura
283
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,478
Yes
284
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,214
I've dreamed
Of hearing those words
285
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,150
Ever since the first day
I laid eyes on you.
286
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,055
Well, you're not
Dreaming now.
287
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,234
Oh, no! No, no!
288
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,802
Oh. Oh, no,
This is wrong.
289
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,205
Oh, but it
Feels so right.
290
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,412
Oh, but this is bad.
291
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,415
But I like bad.
292
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,086
Oh, now,
I must be strong.
Be strong.
293
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,421
[breathes heavily
And whistles]
294
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,324
Steve,
What's the matter?
295
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,525
Oh, laura.
296
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,262
The feelings you have
For me are a fake,
297
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,597
A fraud, a sham,
A cheat.
298
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:42,302
You're under the influence
Of powder prosum prostate.
299
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,637
What are you
Talking about?
300
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,274
Laura,
I made a love potion
Called woo woo juice
301
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,809
And spilled it
On myself.
302
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:53,213
You walked in and, bam,
You never stood
A chance, baby.
303
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,317
Wait a minute.
My devotion
Comes from a potion?
304
00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,353
Yeah. We got to slow down
Before we make that motion.
305
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,262
This is the antidote.
306
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,698
The moment I put it on,
Your feelings for me
307
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,634
Will fade faster
Than milli vanilli's
Career.
308
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,772
Steve...
309
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,875
I don't believe
My feelings for you
Are false.
310
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,078
But you know what?
311
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,747
Even if they are,
I don't care.
312
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,449
You don't?
313
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,850
No.
314
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,286
I love being
In love with you.
315
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,426
Tsk. Throw that
In the fire.
316
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,886
Steve, honey...
It didn't work.
317
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,122
I still think that...
318
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:12,058
You smell awful.
Ew.
319
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,693
I do?
320
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,129
Yeah.
I told you to throw
That stuff away.
321
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,166
Oh, step back.
322
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:23,136
I must've been asleep on
The couch 'cause I just had
The weirdest dream.
323
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,404
Oh, oh, really?
324
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,673
I dreamt that I fell
In love with you.
325
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,342
We even shared
A passionate kiss.
Isn't that funny?
326
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,187
Yeah...
327
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,322
Hysterical.
328
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,258
[playing calypso music]
329
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:15,087
[island accent]
Welcome to the islands,
Lovely lady.
330
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,155
We got the sun, mon.
331
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,124
We got the music, mon.
332
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,560
And we got the love.
333
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,897
Huh?
Carl.
334
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,900
Have you snapped
Your cap?
335
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,436
No, pretty lady.
336
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:33,306
But it's true
I'm crazy...
Crazy for you.
337
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,908
Ahem.
338
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,277
[regular voice]
Mrs. Winslow...
339
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,647
We have been married
For 25 years.
340
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:44,016
We've had hard times,
And we've had good times.
341
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:48,488
But I want you to know
That I wouldn't change
One minute of it.
342
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,290
Oh.
343
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,426
Would you spend
The next 25 years
344
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,795
Of your life with me,
Mrs. Winslow?
345
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:06,539
Yes, carl.
100 times, yes.
346
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,675
Ha ha ha ha.
347
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,549
Ladies and gentlemen,
Snowplows are clearing
The runway,
348
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:20,019
And flight 346 to nassau
Will be boarding shortly.
349
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,888
Yeah!
Yes!
Yes!
350
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,760
Hit it, boys.
351
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:55,988
Ay, jeepers.
352
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:01,328
Three hours early.
353
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:04,297
I'm here to meet carl
And harriette winslow.
354
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,399
Lovely couple.
355
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,502
Salt of the earth.
356
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,203
Why, they took me in
357
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:15,274
When the rest of
The world shunned me.
358
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,510
That's nice.
359
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:18,445
Hmm.
360
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,680
Hey. Want to see
A picture of them?
361
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,315
No.
362
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:23,516
Sure you do.
363
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,518
Here, hold these.
Here, hold these--
364
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,654
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll get it.
365
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,055
Ow!
Oh!
366
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,523
Oh, my goodness.
367
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,525
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
368
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,627
Wait,
Let me get my arm.
369
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,863
Wait, please.
Wait--whoo!
370
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,130
What--what--
Let me--
371
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:39,999
Waah!
372
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,548
What's
Wrong with you, man?
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