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[steve humming]
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Oh...
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Oh, I--
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I'm sorry, big guy.
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I'm so, so sorry.
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Heh heh.
Oh, it's no biggie.
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No biggie?
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Where are you going?
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You'll see.
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Gee, you're taking this
Like a prince.
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Uh-huh.
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You're being sweeter
Than kathie lee gifford
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Sucking sugar cubes.
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Yep.
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Why aren't you
Screaming at me?
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Well, steve,
I finally realized
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That you're an accident
Waiting to happen,
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So I figured out
A stress-free way
Of dealing with you.
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What is it?
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Heh heh heh.
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Back up furniture!
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Now, let's see.
What did you break?
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A coffee table,
A lamp...
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Oh! And a gold vase.
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Ooh ooh ooh!
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I broke one of these
Upstairs.
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Oh, you're good.
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Ooph!
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Look what you did.
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Aaaargh!
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Aaaargh!
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F-I-r-e
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Dash u-p!
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* so fired up *
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* hey, so fired up *
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* hey *
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* laura's got it going on *
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* she's got it going on *
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* laura's got it going on,
Aw, yeah *
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* k.C.'s got it going on,
She's got it going on *
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* k.C.'s got it going on,
Aw, yeah *
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* max has got it going on,
She's got it going on *
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* max has got it going on,
Aw, yeah *
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* steve's got it going on *
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* I got it going on *
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* steve's got it going on,
Aw, yeah-- **
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So, how's practice
Going, ladies?
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Steve, you're not
Allowed downstairs
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When I have
Friends over!
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I'm quite aware
Of that oppressive rule,
Thank you.
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In fact, when max
Was over yesterday,
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I skinned my elbow
Trying to climb out
The bedroom window.
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Oh. What a shame.
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Wanna see the scab?
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What do you want?
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I'm starting
To get the sniffles
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And I can't find
Any vitamin c
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To scare away mr. Mucus.
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Here. Take some
Of mine
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Just as long as
It's on your way out.
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I'm forever
In your debt, my pet.
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My nasal cavities
Will forever drain
In your honor.
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Laura, if I need more
A little later--
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You can help
Yourself. Now, go.
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Oh. You're
Probably cranky
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Because you're getting that
Big old zit on your chin.
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Get out.
Done.
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Alright, girls!
Come on, listen up!
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Alright.
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As you all know,
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Our coach
Ms. Kornheiser
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Has chosen me to be captain
Of this cheerleading squad.
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You guys, stop it.
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Pay attention to me.
I am the leader now.
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Chill out, girl.
We're listening.
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Alright.
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Now.
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Girls, we're good.
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But by god,
We could be better.
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Maxine, you wear
Your skirt too short.
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You're distracting boys
On both teams.
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I am?
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I mean, I am?
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I'll let the hem out.
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Thank you.
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Laura, I'm afraid
The next time
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We do the muskrat
Victory pyramid,
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You will no longer
Be allowed on top.
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Why not?
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Let's just say
You put on a few pounds,
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And personally,
I'm concerned about
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The safety of
Those of us beneath you.
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I have the poundage figures
Here somewhere.
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Carl, I hope
You haven't forgotten
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That you promised
To put shelves in
The garage this weekend.
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I haven't forgotten,
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But it sure
Would be nice
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If someone would
Volunteer to help.
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I'll help you,
Big guy.
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Well,
Thanks, steve,
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But I'm sure
I will have
Plenty of help.
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Any more potatoes? Oh.
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Eddie, your father
Is talking to you.
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Oh. What is it, dad?
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I need your help
This saturday
Afternoon.
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Oh, I can't.
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I promised greta
I'd help her dad
Do something.
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What?
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Just put up
Some shelves.
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But, big guy,
I'm free.
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I could spend
The whole day with you.
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Isn't that great?
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Yippee.
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Laura,
Why aren't you eating?
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I'm on a strict diet
And I'm sticking to it.
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Honey, you've got
To eat more.
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Starving yourself
To death
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Is not a healthy way
To diet.
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What's wrong?
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Your pork chop is shaped
Exactly like west virginia.
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Oh, my goodness!
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What?
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My mashed potatoes
Are shaped
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Exactly like
The state of maryland.
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Why, if you trade
Pork chops with me,
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I'll have bordering states.
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Happy now?
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Wait a minute.
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Your dinner roll
Looks a lot like delaware.
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If you trade
Your dinner roll...
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Oh, will
You shut up!
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*** ***
***
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*** ***
***
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[music stops]
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Oh!
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Uh-uh. Get up, girl.
We're doing it again.
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Again?
Why do I have
To exercise?
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Nobody called
Me fat.
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'cause you're my best friend
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And you're obligated by law
To suffer with me.
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Laura, this obsession
To lose weight has
Gotten out of hand.
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Girl, I'm not obsessed.
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Half a pound?
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What do I have to do
To lose some weight,
Cut off a stinking foot?
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Hey, girl.
Did you bring it?
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Yeah.
What's that?
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Don't take more than
One at a time,
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Or you'll race
Through your day
In warp drive.
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Alright.
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What is that?
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Don't worry
About it, max.
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Are you sure these work?
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Are you kidding?
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My cousin went
From nell carter
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To naomi campbell
In three months.
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She just gave
Them to you?
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She traded me for
A box of ding dongs.
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That girl's got
No willpower.
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I'll see you later.
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Bye.
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Laura, what are
You doing?
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Starving myself
And exercising
Isn't working.
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I'm gonna take
Diet pills.
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Laura,
Are you insane?
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Diet pills have
Stimulants in them.
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So?
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So, people get addicted
To that stuff.
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People who don't
Know what they're
Doing get addicted.
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Oh, my god. You sound like one
Of those after school specials.
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Will you relax?
I'll just take enough,
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To lose five pounds
And the I'll stop.
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This is crazy.
You don't need
To lose any weight.
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You heard monica.
I'm too fat
For the pyramid.
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Laura, I just think
There maybe--
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Will you drop it?
It's not a big deal, okay?
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Then why are hiding them
In your vitamin bottle?
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I'm not
Hiding anything.
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Laura?
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Hmm?
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Hi, max.
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Hi, mrs. Winslow.
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Can you
Help me put
The groceries away?
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I'll be right there.
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Alrighty.
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I just hope you know
What you're doing.
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Don't worry,
Max. I do.
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Oh. Hi, max.
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Hi, mr. Winslow.
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Is steve up yet?
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I haven't seen him.
Oh, good.
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Bye-bye.
Bye.
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Oh. Hi, big guy.
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Oh. Morning, steve.
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I thought
You'd be sleeping
In this morning.
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You know,
I almost did.
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Somehow my alarm clock
Got unplugged.
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You don't say?
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But lucky for me,
I've got a cuckoo clock
In my brain.
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I would have missed out
On our project.
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You know, steve,
You really don't
Have to help me.
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I'm sure you'd
Rather be dissecting
Bugs, or something.
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Oh, will you stop it,
You silly goose?
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Why, I love
The industrial arts.
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One summer,
I helped my father
Build a picnic table.
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Did you?
Oh, yeah.
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Of course, our project
Came to an abrupt halt
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When I accidentally
Dropped a belt sander
Down his pants.
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Ooh. What did
He say?
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Well, he said,
"Aaaaaahhhhh!"
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I don't want
To hear this.
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Achoo!
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Oh, bless you.
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Achoo!
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Bless you.
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Achoo!
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Bless you.
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You go ahead,
Big guy.
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I need to refuel
On vitamin c.
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Take your time.
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Ah, here we go.
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Achoo!
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Ah-ah-achoo!
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Okay, germies.
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Take this.
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And this.
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And this.
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Ahh.
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Yeah.
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I feel more
Peppy already.
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Hey, milt.
Still hanging around, hey?
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I'm all ready to go,
Carl.
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Okay, steve.
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Now, I'll just to go over
A few things before
We get started.
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Abso-toodle-lutely.
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Let her rip.
Fire away.
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Ph-ph-pha!
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Well, okay.
Here's the plan.
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I'm gonna work on
This side of the garage,
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And you'll work
On that side.
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I won't be near you
And I might survive.
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Gotcha.
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Okay.
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00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,763
Now, the first thing
That we have to do
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Is measure
And cut the wood.
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Ah, yes! Measure
And cut the wood.
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* measure and cut
The wood *
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* measure and cut,
Measure and cut *
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* measure
And cut the wood *
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Steve?
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* measure
And cut the wood *
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Steve?
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Steve, be still.
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Okay. Stay, stay, stay.
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What's wrong with you?
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Oh, nothing.
Let's go, daddy-o.
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Go, go, go, go!
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Okay.
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Now, each shelf
Should be 36 inches long.
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36 inches long!
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Uh-huh.
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Aye-aye, sir!
262
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,166
* measure
And cut the wood *
263
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,400
Steve. Steve?
264
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,402
* measure and cut,
Measure and cut-- *
265
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:50,804
Steve!
266
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,443
Sorry, big guy.
267
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,711
Hey--after this,
Let's wax the cars,
Write some songs,
268
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:02,215
Paint the kitchen,
And build a tree house.
269
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,184
Let's just
Put up the shelves.
270
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,219
Okey dokey, smokey.
Alright.
271
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,454
Uh-huh.
272
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,424
Aaaaaaahhh!
273
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,893
Ooh!
274
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,066
Steve?
275
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,434
Shhh!
276
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,169
Not while I'm sawing.
277
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:01,041
[saw whirring]
278
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,179
[whirr]
279
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,601
Well, I'm done.
280
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,869
Yep. Me, too.
281
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,671
Aaahh!
282
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,615
What's wrong?
283
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:24,891
This is the worst carpentry
I've ever seen in my life!
284
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,859
You're just sore
Because I beat you.
285
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,595
Heh heh heh
286
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,929
[snort-snort]
287
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,132
Hey, guys.
288
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,067
Hi, harriette.
Hi, laura.
289
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,702
Hi, harriette.
Hi, laura.
290
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,736
Hi, harriette.
291
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,271
Oh, look,
It's laura.
292
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,375
We thought you guys
Would be thirsty, so...
293
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,477
What the heck
Happened here?
294
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:49,116
Who put up these shelves,
Ray charles?
295
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,387
Excuse me, coming through.
Sweeping, sweeping.
296
00:15:56,990 --> 00:16:01,128
Carl, how am I supposed
To store anything
On these shelves?
297
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:13,706
Look what you did.
298
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,212
It isn't my fault.
Those shelves were flimsy!
299
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,313
Yeah, you're right.
300
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,115
They all fell down.
Boom, boom.
301
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,017
Boom biddy boom
Biddy boom-boom.
302
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,255
* boom biddy boom biddy
Boom biddy boom boom *
303
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,890
* boom biddy boom biddy
Boom biddy boom biddy boom *
304
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,360
* boom boom boom boom
Boom biddy boom biddy boom *
305
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,095
Is it just me,
306
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:38,298
Or has steve
Actually reached
A new level of weird?
307
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,801
Steve,
Are you okay?
308
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,704
Oh, I'm fine.
Never been better.
309
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,706
Ooh! Achoo!
310
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,743
Can't get rid of
This cold.
311
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,279
Oh, steve. No.
312
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,382
Hey, what gives,
Laura?
313
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,184
You said I could
Help myself.
314
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,818
Yeah, well,
I changed my mind
315
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,753
Because you shouldn't
Take these.
316
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,355
You know, because, um...
317
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,692
You know, too much
Vitamin c is,
You know bad for you.
318
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,129
What?
319
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,163
That's ridiculous.
320
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,564
A bunch of baloney!
321
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,133
Ba-lo-ney!
322
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,768
Ooh, I can
See my lips
When I say that.
323
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,705
Ba-lo-ney.
324
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,807
How many did you take?
325
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,409
Let's see...
326
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,477
[blowing]
327
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,045
Four.
Four!
328
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,347
That's right!
329
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,448
1! 2!
330
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,083
3 and 4!
331
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,286
Steve.
332
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,492
Laura, what is
Going on here?
333
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,894
These aren't vitamins.
They're diet pills.
334
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,263
What?!
335
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,564
Steve's acting like this
336
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,865
Because they have
Stimulants in them.
337
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:46,933
What!
338
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,535
I've been
Taking drugs!
339
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:51,138
Why, I've gotta,
I've gotta...
340
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,140
I've gotta dance!
341
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,520
Laura, what are you doing
With diet pills?
342
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,789
I just wanted
To lose weight.
343
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,691
This isn't
Like you, laura.
344
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,265
Steve!
345
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,670
Steve, be still!
346
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,707
I can't!
I can't, big guy!
347
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:28,741
I can't stop moving!
348
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:32,379
I can't stop jittering.
I don't like this!
349
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,288
Is he gonna be okay?
350
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,955
Good question,
Laura.
351
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,325
That's what
I want to know.
352
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,926
Am I gonna be okay?
353
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:47,960
Am I gonna be okay?
354
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,362
You're gonna be--
355
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,101
Steve, you're
Gonna be fine.
356
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:58,338
I think I'd better
Take you to the hospital
Let them look you over.
357
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,273
Hospital?
Good idea.
358
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,775
I'll run ahead
And fill out
The forms.
359
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,986
Laura, how long
Have you been taking
Diet pills?
360
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,288
Ma, I just got them.
361
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,424
I haven't taken any,
I swear.
362
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,728
But I was
Gonna take them.
363
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,029
Why?
364
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,497
'cause I'm fat.
365
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,899
Oh, sure.
You're a house.
366
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,269
What are you up to now,
Size 6?
367
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,305
Ma, you know
What I mean.
368
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,741
I just wanted to lose
A couple of pounds.
369
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,843
Honey,
370
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,578
First of all,
371
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,680
This is not
The way to do it.
372
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:44,617
And second,
What made you think
You needed to lose weight?
373
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,253
The captain of
The cheerleading squad
374
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:49,522
Said I was too heavy
To be on top of
The pyramid.
375
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,391
Oh, I see.
376
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,194
When I was in high school,
377
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,029
I made good grades.
378
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,165
Thought I was pretty smart.
379
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:00,700
But one day
In english class,
380
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,970
Jimmy thompson
Called me stupid.
381
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,506
And you know,
I believed him.
382
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,474
Really?
383
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,543
Yeah. I actually
Flunked the next test.
384
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,280
Ma, you're
Not stupid.
385
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,582
And you're not fat.
386
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:19,652
Sometimes, people say
Things about us
That aren't true.
387
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,554
We can't let
What people say
388
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,790
Control the way
We live our lives.
389
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,792
I know, ma.
390
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,894
Honey...
391
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,296
Get up.
392
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,200
Let's get to
What's really important.
393
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,469
How do you
Think you look?
394
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,940
I look okay.
395
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,276
Just okay?
396
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,211
Pretty good,
I guess.
I don't know.
397
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,880
Pretty good?
398
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,081
Alright.
You got me, mom.
399
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,483
I'm a babe, okay?
400
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,321
That's my girl.
401
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,465
Thanks for hanging
Out with me, laura.
402
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,099
It's my fault
You can't sleep.
403
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,401
This is the least
I can do.
404
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,103
You got
A point there.
405
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,272
Steve, I'm sorry
About those pills.
406
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,642
Oh, will you
Stop apologizing?
407
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,510
I told you,
I forgive you.
408
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,178
I forgive you
A million times.
409
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:20,580
Thanks.
410
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,353
You think you'll be able
To fall asleep tonight?
411
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:27,954
Oh, I don't know.
412
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,188
I've tried
Everything.
413
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,558
Warm sheep,
Counting milk.
414
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:36,896
I even tried
Soaking my feet
415
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,765
In a hot
Tub of cheese.
416
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:44,270
Why don't we just
Watch some more tv?
417
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,639
Okle-dokle.
Let's see
What's on cbs.
418
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,843
[snoring]
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