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Heather...
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Baby, I'm sure glad
Dinner's over.
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How come?
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'cause it's time
For dessert.
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Alright.
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Hi-dee-ho, eddo!
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Oops.
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Apparently, I caught you
With your hands full.
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Steve,
I hate to be rude,
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But get out.
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Well, wait a minute.
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You haven't introduced me
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To your pretty
Pucker partner.
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Steve urkel, this--
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Don't tell me,
Don't tell me,
Don't tell me.
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You've talked about her
Ad nauseam.
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You must be
The lovely sherry.
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Who?
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Uhh...
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Linda?
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No.
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Chavetta?
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Uh-uh.
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Natalie? Amy? Lisa?
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Soon-li?
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Steve,
This is heather,
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My one true love.
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No, your former
True love!
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Baby--
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You're history, jack.
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Why, you're in luck.
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She thinks you're
Some guy named jack.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Hey, uncle carl.
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Hmm?
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Are you really going
To cook dinner?
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I certainly am.
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Why?
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Well, the last time
You cooked,
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The stove blew up.
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The stove
Did not blow up.
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The turkey inside it did.
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Why isn't
Aunt harriette cooking?
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Well, she's got
A part-time job
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At captain kidd's
Restaurant.
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Isn't that the place
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Where everyone
Dresses like pirates?
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Yep.
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I'm warning you, carl.
No pirate jokes.
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What'll you
Make him do,
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Walk the plank?
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Careful, richie,
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Or you won't get
Your authentic
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Captain kidd eye patch.
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Oh, thanks.
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So, sweetheart,
Tell us about the new job.
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Well,
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I'm only
Working security.
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My biggest challenge
Is making sure
The landlubbers
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Only go to
The salad bar once.
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Ooh, you guy--
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Ooh, mom, that's
Quite a fashion risk.
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You're never going
To find a job
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Looking like that.
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Careful, laura.
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I'm tired,
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And I have a sword.
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So, laura,
What's your good news?
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My bank account
Runneth over.
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I finally saved
Enough money to
Buy myself a car.
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Congratulations,
Honey.
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What car did you pick?
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Well, I was at honest bob's
Used, but not abused cars.
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Sweetheart, you have
To be extra careful
Of a place
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That has the word honest
In its name.
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Well, anyway, I was
Walking around the lot,
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And bam! I saw a beauty,
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An amazing piece of work.
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Then he stepped aside,
And I saw the car I liked.
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Is it a rolls royce?
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Not quite.
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It's an '81
Fiat spider.
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Honey,
That's an old car.
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I know, but she's
Absolutely gorgeous
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When she's all tanked up
And her top's down.
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So is your mother.
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Do you need me
To go with you
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When you buy the car?
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These salesmen
Can be tricky.
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No, I can handle it.
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I've done my homework.
I know what it's worth.
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Okay, but I'm here
If you change your mind.
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I appreciate that,
But I'm an adult now.
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I earned the money myself.
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I did the research myself.
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I want to buy it myself.
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Are you paying
The insurance yourself?
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Hey, I can't do
Everything myself.
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Ha ha!
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Come back in half an hour.
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Watch me drive off
In my brand-new used car.
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You got it.
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Come on, ralph,
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The price isn't
Written in stone.
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It's written in shoe polish.
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Come on, make me an offer.
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Mmm, I'll give you 2,400,
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Cash.
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Ralph. Ralphie,
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That's a $3,000 car.
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2,900.
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Come on, bob. What
Do you want it to do?
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Sit here
And collect more dust?
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I'll give you 26.
That's the best I can do.
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Well, I like your shirt.
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My dog's named ralph.
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What the heck?
You got yourself a car!
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Wake up norm
In the office.
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He'll write you up.
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Office?
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You mean
This trailer?
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Hey, for your information,
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That's our
Service department,
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Customer lounge,
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And employee
Day care center.
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[little girl]
Daddy!
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Shut up, I'm busy!
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Whoop!
Hello, little lady.
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I'm bob fudderman,
But most folks call me
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Honest bob.
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I'm laura winslow.
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* laura **
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What can I do for you?
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I'm interested
In a car.
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Would you like me
To show you around,
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Or has something
Tickled your fancy?
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What's the story
On this fiat?
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It's a great car.
It costs $2,000.
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Buy it. I'll live
Happily ever after.
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I'll give you 1,600.
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Okay, you'll
Come back tomorrow
With the other 400?
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Uh, no,
I don't think so.
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Why don't we take
A look-see at this yugo?
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Come on.
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Ooh.
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Ooh!
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It's a pretty color.
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Bumper optional.
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Oh, look! Look! Look!
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It's 1,500.
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Well, that's right up
Your wallet.
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I don't want this car.
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Are you sure?
It has an automatic.
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The fiat is a stick.
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That's very,
Very difficult.
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I can drive a stick.
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I'll give you 1,750.
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Oh, sorry, sweetheart.
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Lowest I'll go is 1,900.
Take it or leave it.
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I'll leave it.
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Phooey! But I'll
Bet you'll be back,
Little lady.
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Only hope the car
Will still be here.
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Don't be a stranger.
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There's something always
Good under the hood.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye!
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Don't be a stranger.
So long!
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Ooh, green, my fav!
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Ah, mmm, ah.
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Welcome home, winslows.
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What are you
Doing here, steve?
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Tidying up.
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Actually, I was
Waiting for you, eddo.
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Why?
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I called helen
And profusely apologized
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For my social gaffe.
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I explained that all
Those other women
I mentioned
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Are persona non grata
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In the eddie winslow
Big book o' love.
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Well, let me tell you,
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Helen was speechless.
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I'll bet.
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Because the girl
That was here before
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Was heather!
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Helen is my date
For tomorrow night!
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Was your date.
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Uh-oh. Toodles!
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Whoo!
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Come back here,
Steve!
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Laura,
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What's going on
Down here?
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Eddie's trying
To kill steve.
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Then why do you
Look so sad?
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I didn't get my car.
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Really? Why not?
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The dealer wanted
Too much money.
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Wouldn't bargain, huh?
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Nope.
I got the feeling
He would have
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If I had been a guy.
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Ahh, male
Chauvinist pig, huh?
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Maybe.
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He thought
I'd like a car
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Because it was
A pretty color.
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He assumed I couldn't
Drive a stick.
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00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,272
Don't worry,
You'll find another car.
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00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,340
I want that car,
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00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,710
And I want it
At a fair price.
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00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,712
What are you
Going to do?
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I don't know,
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00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,548
But I'm not
Going to give up.
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Gangway!
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00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,851
Aah!
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Oops.
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Shake that booty, laura.
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I'm all set.
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00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,541
Oh, great. I'll get
Your purse for you.
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Oh, I won't need it.
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00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,112
Well, why not?
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'cause I'm packing a wallet,
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And the name ain't laura.
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00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:58,325
It's larry.
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Laura?
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00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,279
That's larry, bro.
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00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,350
Well, laura,
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00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,651
You look so...
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00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,888
Well, I mean, you...
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00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,725
What happened
To your bazooms?
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My what?
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Snookums,
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00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,400
If you're having some
Sort of identity crisis,
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00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,335
Well, let's talk about it.
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There are clinics for this,
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00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,939
Although the operation
Is very painful.
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I mean, just ask
My uncle beverly.
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00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:56,583
Steve,
I'm dressed like this
So I can buy a car.
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00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:59,319
Why don't you
Just write a check?
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Because the check
Would be too big.
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00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:03,123
The car dealer
Is sexist,
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00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,958
And I figure
Larry winslow
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00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,460
Can get a better deal
Than laura winslow.
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00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,529
Now, come on. Let's go.
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00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,131
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,333
No, no, no!
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00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:17,004
Men don't do this.
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00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,341
I'm going to teach you
How to walk, talk,
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00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,742
And think like a man.
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00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,345
Now, first, we'll
Start with the walk.
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A woman walks like
The wheat in a breeze.
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00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,260
Men stomp like
They're killing ants.
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00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,370
Now, come on. You try.
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00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,146
I feel like an idiot.
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Great. That's
The first step
To being a man.
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00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,823
What else
Do I need to know?
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00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,492
Well, let's see.
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00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,494
Men are earthy creatures.
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00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,163
We like to spit,
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00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,065
Scratch,
268
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,901
And hike up our pants.
269
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,104
You know,
I always wondered--
270
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:27,740
Why do guys tug at their
Pants all the time?
271
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:32,145
Well, how can
I put this delicately?
272
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,481
I do it to make sure
The airline
273
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,483
Hasn't lost the luggage.
274
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,159
Ahh.
275
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:49,162
What else
Do I need to know?
276
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,430
Let's see.
277
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,265
Ah! When men are together
278
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,301
And a pretty girl
Walks by,
279
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,336
They greet her with words
Of endearment, like,
280
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,470
Yo, mama!
281
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,606
Chicky, chicky
Baby! Ooh!
282
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:04,611
[kissing sounds]
283
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,013
Yo, baby,
284
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,514
Bring it on home.
285
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,416
Bring it on home
To daddy.
286
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,550
[kissing sounds]
287
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,519
[kissing sounds]
288
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,956
Very good, very good.
289
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:20,327
Okay, well, I'm ready
To go buy my car now.
290
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,963
Let's go get me
Some wheels, urk-man.
291
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:39,947
You okay?
292
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,248
I'm cool.
293
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,683
Wind up the rubber band
On that thing
294
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,919
And hit the road.
295
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,269
Ahh.
296
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,337
[spits]
297
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:09,943
Afternoon, pal!
298
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,344
I'm bob fudderman,
299
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,846
But most folks call me
Honest bob.
300
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,848
I'm larry win--
301
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,550
Zoclinker.
302
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:18,952
What can I do?
303
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,588
I got my eye
On this baby.
304
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,256
You got your eye
On quality.
305
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,559
Chicks always go for
A guy in a convertible,
306
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,827
Right, win--
307
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,329
Zoclinker?
308
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:32,265
Tell me something
I don't know.
309
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,366
Uh!
310
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:35,435
Ooh.
311
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:36,436
Easy.
312
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,770
Easy there, pal.
313
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,507
I just had
Liposuction.
314
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:45,878
What's under the hood?
315
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,147
Engine.
316
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,882
Well, this is an '81.
317
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,019
It should be
A four-cylinder,
318
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,321
2,000 cc twin cam
With aluminum head
319
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,555
And bosch
Fuel-injection.
320
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,957
Uh, that could be.
321
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,727
Whoa, hello.
Hello, babycakes.
322
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,728
[kissing sounds]
323
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,230
Hey, baby.
Hey, baby,
324
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,999
Looking fine.
Bring it home.
325
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,168
Work it, girl.
326
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:11,171
Come on, baby,
Come on.
327
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:14,474
Yeah, I think
I'm special to her.
328
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,511
Okay, bob,
Back to the car.
329
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,846
Huh? Oh.
330
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,248
Let's talk price.
331
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,417
Why talk when you can
Look right at it.
332
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,218
See you.
333
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:26,553
Whoa, hey, hey! Whoa.
334
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:29,389
Wait. The price isn't
Written in stone.
335
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,024
It's written
In shoe polish.
336
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,393
Come on.
Make me an offer.
337
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:35,728
1,600.
338
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,264
How much?
339
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,033
[deep voice]
1,600.
340
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,834
Have you, uh,
341
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,536
Have you been here before?
342
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,172
Uh, not really. Why?
343
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,706
You look familiar.
344
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,007
No, I don't.
345
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,509
Yes, you do.
346
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:50,843
You have a sister?
347
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,845
No, I'm an only child,
348
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:56,883
The last
Of the winzogoobers.
349
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,885
Uh-huh.
I thought you said
350
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,488
That your name
Was winzoclinker!
351
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:05,925
Hi!
352
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,727
Ha.
353
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,263
Alright,
What's going on?
354
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,533
What is the meaning
Of this clever charade?
355
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:22,242
I thought I could
Get a better deal
If I was a guy.
356
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,010
What made you
Think that?
357
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,779
'cause I saw you give
A better deal to a guy.
358
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,381
Whoa. So,
What are you saying?
359
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:32,785
That I'm sexist
To babes?
360
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:33,920
No way, little lady.
361
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,488
See,
I'm a businessman.
362
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,326
I don't care if your
Wallet comes from
Your pants or purse
363
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,328
As long as
There's money.
364
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,463
But yesterday
You lowered your price
365
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:46,633
For that guy,
But when you got to me,
366
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,000
You...
367
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,438
You tried to sell me
A yugo!
368
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,941
Oh, come on!
369
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,042
Stop it!
370
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,010
I can't help it.
371
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,013
It's just that--
I think it's wrong for you
372
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,683
To take advantage of me
Just because...
373
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,884
I'm a girl.
374
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,286
I--
375
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,824
Alright,
Alright, alright.
376
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:14,927
How much
Did I say yesterday?
377
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,829
[crying]
378
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,201
1,900...
379
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,204
Dollars!
380
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,905
Alright, shh!
381
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,207
Alright, alright.
382
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,409
I'll go--I'll go to 18.
383
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,243
[crying]
384
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,011
Shh! Alright.
1,750!
385
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,112
[crying]
386
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,547
Oh, man!
387
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,015
I'm not a man.
388
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,750
Alright, alright.
389
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,486
1,700, but that's it!
390
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,354
Deal.
391
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,239
Is everything o.K.?
392
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:03,009
Fine. Go ahead.
I'm going to drive
This baby home.
393
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,444
Ooh, great!
394
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:18,491
Hey!
395
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:33,240
When he found out
I was a girl,
396
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,442
I thought
I'd be walking home.
397
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,809
Then you started crying.
398
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,579
He actually knocked off
$300 off the car?
399
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,081
Yeah. I used his own
Sexist attitudes
400
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,082
Against him.
401
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,417
Ha ha ha.
402
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:47,420
Beat him
At his own game. Yes!
403
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,290
[carl]
Harriette!
I'm home!
404
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,425
Mom, watch this.
405
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,129
Harriette,
There's nothing
On the stove.
406
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,299
What--oh. Company?
407
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,768
Yeah. Uh, carl,
This is, uh,
408
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:05,137
Larry. He's got
A date with laura.
409
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,739
Oh, really?
410
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,510
Yeah, that's right.
411
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,617
Your daughter is so fly.
412
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,520
So, just what are
Your plans tonight?
413
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:23,390
Well, uh, I thought
We'd party hearty,
414
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,224
Toss back
A few brewskies,
415
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,894
Then, since my parents
Are out of town,
416
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,463
We go back to my place.
417
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,468
What?
418
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,272
But, uh,
Don't worry, pops.
419
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:43,075
I'll have her back by
Cock-a-doodle-doo time.
420
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,312
Well...
421
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:49,449
You're going to need
A little extra money.
422
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,984
And, uh, keep laura
Till monday.
423
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:55,254
She eats like a horse.
424
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:58,425
Oh, and you're
Going to need my car.
425
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,560
It has a fold-down
Back seat.
426
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,297
Daddy.
427
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,798
Gotcha!
428
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:16,743
Good news, eddo!
429
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,244
Heather's willing
To give you
430
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,313
A second chance.
431
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,050
Wuh-oh.
432
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,686
Heather.
433
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:27,720
Helen.
434
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,755
Steve!
435
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:34,927
Can you believe he tried
Dating us at the same time?
436
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:38,331
I can't believe I was
Rubbing his bubble head!
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