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What's the big
Announcement,
Grandma?
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Steve
Isn't here yet.
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I called his house
And his mom said he's
In the shower, so go ahead.
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Well, alright--
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What's up, winslows?
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Steve, did we get
You outta the shower?
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No, I got out myself.
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So, what's
The skinny?
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Estelle and I
Have set the date
For our wedding.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
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Congratulations.
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Grandma,
Are you going
To be a june bride?
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Not exactly, honey.
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We'd like to get hitched
Sooner than that.
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How much sooner?
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In two weeks.
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Hey! I already
Had a shower.
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Mother, it'll
Take a miracle
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To pull off a wedding
In two weeks.
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What's the rush?
You're not in
The family way, are you?
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That would really
Be a miracle.
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The reason we're
Moving fast
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Is we have
A terrific deal
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On a honeymoon
Cruise.
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Ah. Great.
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Where are
You guys going?
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Who cares? We'll be
In the stateroom
The whole time.
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Mother!
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Oh, loosen up, carl!
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It's a caribbean cruise,
And it leaves in two weeks.
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Look, we don't
Want a lot of fuss,
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Just a simple
Ceremony.
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Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
This is my mother
We're talking about.
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I want her wedding
To be spectacular.
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But, carl--
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Mom, I want
A big traditional
Wedding for you--
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Big church, reception
At chez josephine's,
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10-piece orchestra,
The works.
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We'll invite
Everybody we know.
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I'll be there!
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On the other hand,
We should draw
The line somewhere.
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Okay, you
Can come, too.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these
Gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Eight seconds left,
And the hoyas and
The blue devils are tied.
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There's the inbound pass.
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Yes! Yes!
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Yes! Yes!
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He shoots.
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Swish! The hoyas win!
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[cheering]
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Get off me!
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Did I do that?
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Alright, sweetheart,
Come on. Hi, guys.
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Hi, mom and dad.
Hey!
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Okay, harriette,
We've reserved the church
For the wedding.
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I've to call
The caterers. And you
Call the florist.
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Carl, it's only been three days,
And I'm exhausted already.
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Hang in there, honey.
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We'll relax
The weekend
After the wedding.
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We are.
Hm-mm.
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Sergeant grunwald's
Loaning us his cabin
Up at lake waxahatchie
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At a really good price.
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How much?
Free.
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I like that price.
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Goodness gracious!
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I am shocked
And dismayed.
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What are you
Talking about?
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Your parents are
Just now getting married.
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Nah, man,
My grandmother's
Getting married.
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Oh, my god.
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It's worse
Than I thought.
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It's frightening.
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Soon you'll
Be able to vote.
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Hey, yo!
Einstein flash!
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What is it, weasel?
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Your parents will be
Gone a whole weekend.
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That means we
Can get stupid!
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We can?
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Relax, waldo,
You're already
There.
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Yeah.
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No. We could
Have a flier party.
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What in the name
Of my aunt anne
Is a flier party?
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You print
Some fliers,
Pass them around,
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And charge
15 bucks to get in.
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Even us?
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No.
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Duh!
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We'll only
Charge you 10.
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Cool.
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A flier party,
I like that.
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Me, too.
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I have some doubts.
Care to hear them?
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No.
No.
No.
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Uh, look, waldo, you
Make up a thousand fliers.
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But I'll get
Writer's cramp.
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Make one...
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Then xerox it!
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Oh...Cool.
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I'll spread the word
To all the honeys.
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Guys, here's to
A great party.
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Do it!
Do it! Do it!
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Do it.
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I like that.
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Boy, that estelle
Surely makes
Some great gumbo.
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Yup. Heh, heh.
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Nobody cooks
Like my mama.
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I've been loving
Her cooking for years.
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Yeah, well
It's obvious that
Your not a picky eater.
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What?
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You look good.
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Thank you.
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Good news, fletcher.
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The wedding plans
Are right on schedule.
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It's gonna be grand,
The grandest, most
Spectacular ceremony
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That this neighborhood
Has ever seen.
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But it's not what
Estelle and I want.
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Fletcher, your job
Is to say, "I do."
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And my job is to find
The most expensive way
For you to say it.
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But estelle and I want
To keep things simple.
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You know, fletcher,
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You keep telling me
What my mother wants.
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Well, I had an idea--
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I think I know
A little bit better
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Than you about what
My own mother wants.
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I just had an idea--
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You see, because
I am her son,
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Her firstborn...
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Her pumpkin-pooh.
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Oh, well...
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I was just saying
Estelle wants a small,
Simple ceremony.
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Mother!
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What is it, carl?
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Fletcher here
Seems to think
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That I'm going overboard
With the wedding.
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He says that you two
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Want a small,
Simple ceremony.
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That's right.
Say what?
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We tried to
Tell you before,
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But you
Wouldn't listen.
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Oh.
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Oh, well,
Well, uh...
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I'm listening now.
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Yeah, you--you two
Are coming through
Loud and clear.
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You two go ahead
And have your small,
Simple ceremony.
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You won't get any
More interference
From me...
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Because
I won't be there.
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But--
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Carl, the caterer called
With a beverage
And appetizer suggestion--
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A nice chardonnay
And liver pate.
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Harriette, my mother
Just informed me
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That she wants
A small, simple affair.
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So please call
The caterer back
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And tell him
It's kool-aid
And cocktail weenies.
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Carl, what happened?
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I don't wanna
Talk about it.
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In fact,
I'm washing my hands
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Of this whole
Wedding business.
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Carl, we need to talk.
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Oh, look who's here.
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The no-frills bride.
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He's all yours.
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Carl.
Yes?
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Did you mean
What you said--
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That you won't attend
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Your own mother's
Wedding?
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Mama...
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I told you
From the very beginning
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That I wanna give
You a big,
Storybook wedding.
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Why didn't you say
Something then?
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I thought
When you found out
How expensive it was,
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You'd pull back
A little.
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Oh, no way.
I want the best.
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I don't care
What it costs.
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But these fancy
Plans you're making
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Will put a dent
In your savings.
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I know.
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But why
Would you do that?
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Because you are
My mother.
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All of my life,
You made sacrifices
For me.
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Mama, I can remember
You scrimping
And saving
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Just to get
The things
That I wanted.
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Mama...
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Do you remember
The time I wanted
That new bike?
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I was 10 years old.
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It was red,
Wasn't it?
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That's right.
A cherry red schwinn
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With headlights,
An electric horn,
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And big western
Saddlebags.
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Oh, I remember.
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Your best friend,
Bobby johnson,
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He had one,
And you had
To have one, too.
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Yeah, but daddy
Said we couldn't
Afford one.
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But you, took
The money you'd saved
For a new dress
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For your
High school reunion,
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And you bought me
That bike.
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The store wanted
$5.00 for delivery,
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So I rode it home.
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I bet the neighborhood
Is still talking about
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That wheelie you popped.
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Oh, your face lit up
When you saw that bike.
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And that
Meant more to me
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Than all the dresses
In the world.
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I just remember
That I kept thinking
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That someday,
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Somehow I was going
To pay you back.
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And I thought
That this was
Gonna be my chance--
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A big, beautiful wedding
To say thank you.
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Oh, honey, you
Don't have to say
Thank you to me.
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00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:18,678
But I appreciate
The appreciation.
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Mama.
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00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,449
Oh, ma...
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I'm sorry
I got carried away.
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00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,890
You just tell me
Exactly what you want,
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And I'll make it
Happen.
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Well...
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Let's see.
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How about a nice
Garden ceremony?
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Yeah. Right here
At the house.
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Oh, a moonlit
Wedding
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Under the stars.
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Oh, mama,
That's a great idea.
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Good!
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Oh, I love you, ma.
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And I love you, too,
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My pumpkin-pooh.
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00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,837
I hate wearing
This monkey suit.
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00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:23,777
Hey, dad, you want
A stud to help you
With your studs?
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Sure I'll wait here
While you go find one.
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00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,352
Come on help
Me with this.
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Come on, son.
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You're gonna be late
Even for your own wedding.
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I want to save
Some energy
For my honeymoon.
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Oh, hi, carl.
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Hi, fletcher.
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00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,040
Carl, meet my father,
William thomas.
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Nice to
Meet you, sir.
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My friends call me
Skippy.
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00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,582
Oh, okay, skippy.
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This is my son
Edward.
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00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,186
My friends
Call me e-man.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:17,030
Carl, your mother
Is a fine-looking lady.
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00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,765
Well, thank you,
Sir.
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00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,501
Does she have
An older sister?
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00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,036
Dad!
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00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,639
Carl.
257
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,308
Fletcher.
Hello, steve.
258
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,043
Skippy.
259
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,015
Eddo, eddo, eddo!
260
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,649
The nuptials
Have developed
A slight...
261
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,318
Snafu.
262
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,252
What's wrong?
263
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,621
You remember
Our flier party,
264
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,624
The one I am
Totally against?
265
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,426
Yeah, what about it, steve?
266
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,529
Well, tell me again.
267
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,698
Refresh my memory.
268
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,867
When is that party
Supposed to be?
269
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,068
Next saturday.
270
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:58,038
Wrong,
Cummerbund breath!
271
00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,140
Waldo put today's
Date on the flier.
272
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,876
Right now you
Have over a 100
Crazed teenagers
273
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,577
In your backyard
Ready to boogie.
274
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,179
What?
Steve!
275
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,502
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
276
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,537
Pardon me.
Excuse me.
277
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,871
Pardon me.
278
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,173
Pardon me.
279
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,043
Waldo!
What's up?
280
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,610
How could you
Messed this up!
281
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:41,348
Cut me some slack. I
Only got the date
Wrong on one flier.
282
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,383
My mom's the one
Who really messed up.
283
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:48,821
She xeroxed it over
And over and over
And over and o--
284
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:49,990
Ver and over.
285
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,225
Eddo, eddo, easy.
286
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,793
Yeah, chill.
287
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,495
Observiate
The bright side.
288
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,896
Bright side?
289
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,431
What bright side,
Weasel?
290
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:02,702
Look at this--1,500
Dead presidents,
291
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,471
And the homeys
Are still coming.
292
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:08,608
Well, this is
My grandmother's
Wedding, and--1,500?
293
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,545
No, weasel.
This isn't right.
294
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,048
They are gonna
Ruin everything,
They got to go.
295
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,984
Come on, loosen up,
Eduardo.
296
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,918
Look, I clued
Everybody in.
297
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,553
We'll all stand here nice and
Quiet
298
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,822
Until gramps
And granny
Make it legal,
299
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,291
Then we par-tay!
300
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,028
See?
No problem.
301
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,197
Edward...
Problem.
302
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:36,536
Ha ha.
Edward, who are
All these kids?
303
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,571
Oh.
304
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,207
Caterer
Trainees.
305
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,076
Try again.
306
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:46,046
Oh! Uh, fletcher
Has a bigger family
Than we thought.
307
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,316
Why not try the truth?
308
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,350
Okay, dad.
309
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,020
Me and the guys
Were gonna
Have a party
310
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,188
Next saturday
When you're
Out of town,
311
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:58,625
But waldo put
The wrong date
On the fliers.
312
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:03,063
All these people
Think the party
Is tonight.
313
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,564
Ha ha ha ha ha!
314
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,701
Ohh...
315
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,371
Alright, right now
We're gonna
Have a wedding,
316
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,774
But directly after that,
We're gonna have a funeral.
317
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,576
Dad, wait!
318
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:49,242
Steve, why are you
Walking so slowly?
319
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:52,312
Because I want
This moment
To last forever.
320
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,260
[the wedding march plays]
321
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,397
Dearly beloved,
322
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,499
We're all gathered here
This evening
323
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,001
To unite this man
And this woman
324
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:24,103
In holy matrimony.
325
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:27,039
Who gives this woman away?
326
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,841
I do.
327
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,377
And by the way,
328
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,846
I wasn't too cool
About fletcher in
The beginning, but--
329
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,047
Excuse me.
330
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,716
It wasn't
An essay question.
331
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,495
Sister crawford?
332
00:18:56,769 --> 00:19:00,207
* inseparable *
333
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,214
* that's how
We'll always be *
334
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,450
* inseparable *
335
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,422
* just you and me *
336
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,292
* it's so wonderful *
337
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:25,398
* to know you'll
Always be around *
338
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:33,706
* me inseparable *
339
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:40,380
* that's how it is *
340
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,949
* inseparable *
341
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:49,088
* for the rest
Of our years *
342
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:53,360
* it's so wonderful
To know *
343
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,329
* you'll always be *
344
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:01,434
* around **
345
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,288
Fletcher thomas,
346
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,491
Do you take this woman
To be your wife,
347
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,426
For richer or poorer,
348
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,861
In sickness
And in health,
349
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,196
To love and honor
350
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,599
For as long as you
Both shall live?
351
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,166
I do.
352
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,535
Estelle winslow,
353
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,305
Do you take this man
To be your husband,
354
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,340
For richer or poorer,
355
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,375
In sickness
And in health,
356
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,210
To love and honor
357
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:47,747
For as long as you
Both shall live?
358
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:48,781
Sugar...
359
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,684
I sure do.
360
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,286
The ring, please.
361
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,529
What god has
Joined together
362
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,464
Let no man
Put asunder.
363
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:08,301
I now pronounce you
Husband and wife.
364
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,036
You may kiss
The bride.
365
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,402
Wooh wooh wooh wooh!
366
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,453
Edward.
367
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,691
Ha ha.
Great wedding,
Huh, dad?
368
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:05,825
You know, son,
369
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:08,294
If screwing up
Ever became
An olympic event,
370
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,930
You'd win the gold.
371
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,899
150 extra people
372
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:16,202
At what was
Supposed to be a small
Family affair.
373
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:18,137
Give me
One good reason
374
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:21,541
Why I shouldn't
Ground you for the rest of your
Life.
375
00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:24,611
Well, we took in
$2,000, dad,
376
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,713
And we want you
To have it.
377
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,451
I love you, son.
378
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,556
You're a fine
Young man.
379
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:39,191
You'll be spending
The month of may
In your room,
380
00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:41,394
But you're
A fine young man.
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