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Please, steve,
No more farm animal
Impressions.
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Okay, sugar pants.
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I'll find somebody
Else to entertain.
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Hi, big guy.
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Hello, steve.
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Hey, want to hear
My impression of
A chicken yodeling?
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No.
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Buck-buck-buck-buck
Buck-buck-buck-buck
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Yodel-hay-hee-hoo.
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I'm warning you.
I'm in no mood for this.
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Well, que pasa,
Hombre grande?
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Eddie is an hour
Past his curfew,
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And it's
A school night.
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I don't blame you
For being perturbed.
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Why, my father
Always says,
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"Curfews are like
Prostate exams--
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Unpleasant
But necessary."
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Do you have
A curfew?
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Oh, my, yes!
Why, my curfew was
Written in stone
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And strictly
Enforced by both
Of my parents.
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Oh, good.
It's midnight.
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I'm allowed to
Go home now.
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[theme music]
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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[theme music]
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Shh.
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Come on, eddie. I'm hungry.
Give me a sandwich.
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No, waldo. I can't.
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Hey, wait a minute
Why're we whispering?
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I'm late.
Don't you have a curfew?
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Nah. I'm lucky.
My parents don't
Care about me.
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What about you, waldo,
You got a curfew?
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No.
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But I had
A hamster once.
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Edward!
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Hi, dad.
Sorry we woke you.
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We been hangin' out
Down here since 10:58.
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Oh, really?
Yeah.
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No, we weren't.
We just got here.
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Thank you, waldo.
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No prob, bob.
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You're in big trouble,
Mister. Major trouble.
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Um, excuse me,
But in edward's
Defense, mr. Winslow,
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It's my fault
That he violated his curfew.
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Oh?
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He completely
Lost track of time
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Watching me
Moon meter maids.
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I don't believe we've met.
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Oh, oh, alex park, sir.
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But hey, my friends
Call me weasel
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Weasel.
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Yeah, like, pop goes the..
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Say goodnight to your
Little friends, edward.
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I'll be over on
The couch making out your will.
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Ooh.
Ooh.
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Goodnight, dad.
Wrong.
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Edward...Son.
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Your curfew
Is 11:00...
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Not 11:30,
Not 11:45,
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And certainly not
12:22.
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Come on, dad,
I'm a senior in high school.
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An 11:00 curfew
Is ridiculous.
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Well, maybe
You're right.
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Let's say
We change it to...
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10:30.
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What? That's crazy.
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Wanna try for 10:00?
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Come one, dad,
I got to have a social life.
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Social life?
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You call mooning
Meter maids a social life?
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I didn't do that.
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I would never do
A thing like that.
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I just find it
Hilarious watching
Other people do it.
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Well, edward, it is completely
Inappropriate behavior,
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I don't want you
Associated with it in any way.
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Go to
Your room, young man.
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You're treating me
Like a kid, dad.
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And you embarrassed me
In front of my friends.
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Oh, well, pardon me!
I'm sorry that
I embarrassed you
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In front of a guy
Named weasel--
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A guy who flashes
His fanny
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At feminine
Law enforcement officers.
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Guys, guys!
The whole neighborhood
Can hear you.
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What's going on?
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Your son
Is grounded,
That's what.
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What?
You heard me.
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You're grounded
For one month.
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A month?
Just for being late?
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That and your
Snotty attitude.
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Mom, say something.
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I want both of you
To calm down.
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Oh, sure. Take his side.
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Edward,
You messed up.
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You're gonna have to
Suffer the consequences.
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Oh, man, all you do is nag me,
Criticize me and put me down
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I'm sick and tired of it, dad,
I'm not taking it anymore.
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You are.
You may not like it,
But you'll take it.
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Oh, no, I don't.
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Excuse me?
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I'm moving out!
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You don't mean that.
Oh, yes, I do!
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Edward, you're
Not going anywhere.
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Oh, yes, I am!
I can't wait to
Get out of this prison!
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Eddie, are you still
Upset with your father?
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Yes, grandma.
He's being totally
Unreasonable.
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I can't wait
To find my own
Apartment.
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Eddie, I know
You're frustrated,
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But this is
Your father's house.
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He's got a lot of rules
And regulations.
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But there's one thing
You've got to admit.
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What's that?
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You can't beat
The rent.
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She's right, you know.
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You can't find
A studio apartment
For under 400 a month.
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One-bedrooms
Start at 525.
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How come you know
So much about prices?
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I think about
Getting my own place
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Every time
Steve drops by.
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I've absolutely
Had it!
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Ugh!
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[muttering]
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Well,
What's the matter?
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My father
Has forbidden me
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From doing any further
Scientific experiments.
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Why, that's like
Telling the fat boys
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To skip
The second helpings.
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Just calm down
And tell us
What happened.
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I was working
On a project
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I hope to sell
To the military--
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High explosives
Cleverly disguised
To look like food.
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Sounds like a winner.
Oh, it is.
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You could wipe out a platoon
With a single meat loaf.
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Anywho, I stored
Some egg-grenades
In the fridge.
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Dad went to
Make himself an omelet
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And blew himself
Into the garage.
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And he got upset
Over a little
Thing like that?
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Can you believe it?
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He says my inventing days
Are over.
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Well, steven q. Urkel
Won't stand for it.
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What you
Gonna do?
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I'm getting
A place of my own.
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We'll see
How cocky he is
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Without my rent
Check every month.
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From now on,
This puppy's a lone wolf.
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Yeah.
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A lone wolf.
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Owoooooh!
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Grrr.
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Steve...
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Bud...
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Pal.
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Why are you
Kissing up to me, eddo?
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Well, it just
So happens
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I've also been
Thinking of
Leaving the nest.
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You mean...
We could be roomies?
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Why not?
If we combine our cash,
We could get a fresh pad.
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Eddo, I can only afford
About 300 a month.
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No problem.
We'll look for something
In the 310-320 range.
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This apartment
Hasn't been rented
For some time.
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We've been waiting for
The right tenants to come along.
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Oh, I see.
You're guys are perfect.
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Sign here.
Sure.
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Hold it. Hold it.
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Perhaps we
Should see the
Apartment first?
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Well, I guess
We could do it
That way.
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Here we go.
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So...Nice, huh?
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325 a month.
I need first month,
Last month,
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And a security
Deposit.
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We only have
Enough for first month.
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Deal. Sign here.
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Not so fast.
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I assume if anything
Goes wrong with
The apartment,
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You will handle
The situation personally?
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No way! I got a guy
With a pot belly
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And a lot of tools
Who takes care
Of that stuff for me.
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I live way out
In the suburbs
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In a really nice house.
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Hey, steve, look.
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Bunk beds.
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Yeah. Sign here.
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Hold it, eddo.
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Are you sure about this?
Come on, steve.
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We've looked all day,
This is the only place
We can afford
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Where the cockroaches
Don't outnumber the tenants!
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Well...
I guess it'll do.
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Here you go.
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And...
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Here's your money.
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Yes!
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Bye.
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00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:54,394
Color me curious,
Eddo, but...
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Why is such a nice,
Inexpensive
Apartment vacant?
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[rumbling]
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00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,626
That el train
May be a clue.
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00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,702
[instrumentalmusic]
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00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:40,107
* I'm too sexy
For my shirt *
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00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,409
* too sexy
For my clothes *
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00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,712
* too sexy
For my friend *
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00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:47,314
* on the catwalk,
On the catwalk *
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00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:51,218
* I shake my little tush
On the catwalk **
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00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,419
Yo, roomie.
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00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,354
Hey, buddy.
What's up?
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00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:58,525
I've just made
Scientific history,
Eddo.
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00:10:58,591 --> 00:10:59,860
What do you mean?
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00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,661
I've done some
Genetic engineering
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00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:05,232
And developed
A single-cell organism
With high intelligence.
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00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,333
Take a gander.
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00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,877
Ugh!
220
00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:18,545
Startling, isn't it?
221
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:22,149
Steve, don't
Let them escape.
222
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,650
Yeah. You're right.
223
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:27,087
Can you imagine
Those babies crawling
Around in your lunch meat?
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00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:32,125
[rumbling]
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00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,112
Oh, uh, what is this?
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00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:55,115
Ah! This is my
Latest invention.
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00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,155
Environmental
Furniture.
228
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,892
You're looking at
A chair upholstered
With sod.
229
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,493
That's pretty neat.
230
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,729
You know what
I like to call it?
A lawn chair.
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00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,431
[laughing
And snorting]
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00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,568
Hey. This is
Kind of comfortable.
233
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:19,239
You might
Want to get up.
I just dusted for slugs.
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00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,445
So, did you leave
The groceries
235
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:26,780
Down in the car?
236
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,248
Groceries?
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00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:31,718
Well, yeah, eddo.
I gave you a shopping list.
238
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,653
You promised
You'd stop at the store.
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00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,323
I know, steve.
I ran into
Cheryl hudson.
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00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,792
I took her
To dinner and a movie.
241
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,829
So you squandered
Our money on a hottie?
242
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,431
I wouldn't say
Squandered.
243
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,299
It was more of
An investment.
244
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:49,302
Yeah, an investment
In our hunger.
245
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,905
Eddo, I'm starving.
I haven't eaten all day.
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00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,107
Steve, will you
Stop whining?
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00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,709
Here. Have some
Celery.
248
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,211
No!
249
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,147
Oh, no, no, no!
250
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,348
Hit the deck!
251
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,860
What was that?
252
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:15,795
I told you
I was doing
Important work
253
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,898
With explosive
Vegetables!
254
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:21,902
You just wasted
A perfectly good
Celery bomb.
255
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,270
Look, steve,
256
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:26,273
I don't want to
Get into an argument
With you.
257
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,676
It's late. Let's get
Some rest. Okay?
258
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,178
Okay.
259
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,217
Goodnight, baby.
260
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,124
Goodnight, baby.
261
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,593
Now, there's
A real woman.
262
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,138
[hums rock-a-bye, baby]
263
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,444
[instrumental music]
264
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,701
Now, eddo,
Did you remember
To set the alarm?
265
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:29,903
Mm-hmm.
266
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,972
Good. What time
Did you set it for?
267
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,107
[lisps]
7:00.
268
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,608
What?
269
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,110
7:00.
270
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,648
Why are you talking
So strangely?
271
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,316
I can't understand
A word--
272
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,985
Whoa!
273
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:49,489
What in sam hill
Is that thing?
274
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,259
Thith is a dental brace.
275
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:55,662
You see, I have
A slight overbite.
276
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,030
Aha.
277
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,832
Pleath don't tease me
Or make sarcastic comments.
278
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,369
I--I'm very senthitive.
279
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,703
Oh.
280
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,738
Far be it for me
To mock anyone
281
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,207
With a medical
Affliction.
282
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,308
Oh, fanks.
283
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,610
Oh, but one thing.
What's that?
284
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:14,948
We'd get much better
Reception if you sat
On the tv.
285
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,316
You're dead meat,
Misther!
286
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,118
No, no, no!
287
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,853
Don't make me
Use this apple!
288
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,455
[knock on door]
289
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,425
Who the heck
Would visit us?
290
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,493
Beats me.
291
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,767
Hello, steve.
292
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,304
Hi, big guy.
Long time no see.
293
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,509
Hello, edward.
294
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:43,710
Father.
295
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,115
Well, come on in.
Come on in
296
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,717
What are you doing
In our neck of the woods?
297
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,487
Well, I was working
The night shift, and--
298
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,993
Nice little place
You got here.
299
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,194
It's not that little,
300
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,895
And it's a great place.
301
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,064
[rumbling]
302
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,266
Real close
To the el train.
303
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,582
I see what you mean.
304
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:30,190
Edward, your mother baked
A cake and asked me
To bring it to you.
305
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:33,493
No, thanks. I'm not hungry.
I had a big dinner.
306
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,029
[pants]
307
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,766
[growls and grunts]
308
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,568
Steve, give me--
309
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,170
Rrr!
310
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,442
Steve,
Give me the c--
311
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,244
Rrr!
312
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:01,654
So, how are you
And the pastry king
Getting along?
313
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,890
Great. Just great.
314
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,259
I should have moved
When I was 10.
315
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,896
Oh, I see.
316
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,431
So, how's mom?
317
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,801
Your mother is fine,
318
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,369
Just fine.
319
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,172
Look, ed--
320
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,577
What is this?
321
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,747
It's our new
Lawn chair.
322
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,253
Well, it needs watering.
323
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,823
So, what's new?
324
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,891
Well...Ahem.
What's new?
325
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,694
I bought myself
A snow blower.
326
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:45,031
That figures. I begged you
For years to buy a snow blower.
327
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,200
I didn't have to.
I had you.
328
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,372
Look, edward,
329
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,841
Next wednesday
Is judy's birthday,
330
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:58,111
And we're going to have
A party at the house for her
331
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:01,047
Judy the family
Would like to see you you there.
332
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,816
What about you?
Well, it's your decision.
333
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,252
Okay, fine.
Okay, so long.
334
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,687
So long.
Wait a second, carl.
335
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,025
Eddie winslow,
You're my best friend,
336
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,961
And I've always
Looked up to you.
337
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,830
But right now
You're acting like
A horse's patoot.
338
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:20,900
What?
339
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,203
That man is your father.
340
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,338
The same blood
That courses through
His veins
341
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,606
Flows through yours.
342
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:27,607
I know.
343
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,477
Do you think he came
All the way over
344
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,845
To bring you a dry,
Inedible cake?
345
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,650
I think not.
346
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:38,985
Am I right, carl?
347
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,420
Well, uh...
348
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,522
He was offering you
An olive branch
349
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,225
In his own awkward,
Portly way.
350
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,562
Listen...
351
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,400
You winslows
Are proud, proud men.
352
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,736
But right now
Your pride is
Keeping you apart.
353
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,104
He started it.
354
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,773
I'm not the one
Who waltzed in to the house
355
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,209
An hour and half late.
356
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:06,179
Hold it!
There you go again!
357
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,481
Eddie?
What?
358
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,916
Do you love
Your father?
359
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,351
Come on, man!
I don't have--
360
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:15,121
Just answer
The question!
361
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,224
Do you love this man?
362
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,459
Yeah.
363
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:25,265
Carl...Tell your son
How you feel.
364
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,602
Well, I miss him.
365
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,103
Don't tell me.
366
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,206
He's right there.
367
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,118
Edward, I miss you.
368
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,421
Well, I miss you,
Too, dad.
369
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,260
Son...
370
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,862
The house just hasn't
Been the same without you.
371
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,198
You know...
372
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:02,201
Last night I woke up
In the middle of the night,
373
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:05,472
And I went into
Your room.
374
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,574
I got kind of
Misty eyed.
375
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,380
You miss me that much?
376
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,114
That, and...
I got a whiff
377
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,284
Of one of your
Dirty gym socks.
378
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,556
Son...
379
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,425
I'm sorry
That I yelled at you.
380
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,093
No, dad,
It was my fault.
381
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,996
I shouldn't have
Come home late.
382
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,564
Edward...
383
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:35,201
I love you with all
Of my heart.
384
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,236
I love you, too, dad.
385
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,008
Oh.
386
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,078
Look, um....
387
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:49,416
It's entirely
Up to you,
388
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,685
But I would like it very much
If you came home tomorrow.
389
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,725
No, I don't
Think so, dad.
390
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,161
Well, suit yourself.
391
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:05,064
Can I come home
Tonight?
392
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,399
You got it.
393
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,869
[instrumental music]
394
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:20,447
[instrumental music]
395
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,721
I shouldn't have
Brought him home.
396
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,357
There's nothin'
Left for me.
397
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:37,229
Um, mom, I sure
Missed your cooking.
398
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,500
Remember, son,
No matter where you go
399
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,469
Or how far you travel
400
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,771
Nobody microwaves
Like your mom.
401
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:51,177
Eddie, was steve's parents happy
That he was back home?
402
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,414
Oh, no, ma'am, they had to
Kick out their new tennant.
403
00:21:57,350 --> 00:22:01,287
I wonder where laura is,
It's not like her to be late.
404
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:04,223
Steve, you have sunk
To a new low.
405
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:07,794
You begged me to come over
To help you move out of here,
406
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:11,030
But you really brought
Me here to get a kiss.
407
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:12,965
Well, that's true,
Sweetums,
408
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:17,003
But don't you think
You're overreacting
Just a tad?
409
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,542
Well...
410
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:25,311
No.
411
00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:26,879
Now, laura...
412
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,781
Laura, hello?
413
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,282
Anybody?
414
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,718
Get me out of--
[rumbling]
415
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:32,952
Whoa!
416
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,722
[rumbling]
417
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:39,492
[instrumental music]
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