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[dance music playing]
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Hi-de-ho, winslows.
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Now, I know
What you're thinking.
You're thinking,
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"Steve, why do you
Have a stool glued
To your gluteus?"
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No...I was thinking,
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"Carl, why not
Just sell the house
And move away?"
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Hey.
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Okay, steve.
I'll bite.
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Why are you
Stuck to a stool?
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Correction, my pet.
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The stool
Is stuck to me,
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Thanks to my
Latest invention.
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It's a revolutionary
Superglue--
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Wacky tacky.
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Patent pending.
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Uh...
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You accidentally...
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Glued yourself
To a stool?
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Oh, please.
Why, I mean, of all..
I would..
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Yeah.
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[telephone rings]
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, mrs. Urkel.
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Just a minute.
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Steve, it's your mom.
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What's up, roberta?
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Mm-hmm...
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Whoa.
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Mm-hmm...
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Uh-oh.
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I'll be right there,
Roberta.
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Trouble at
The urkel ranchero.
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What's the matter?
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Well, I made my wacky tacky
In the bathtub.
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Now I have to go
Chisel out my mom.
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[crash]
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I'm okay.
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No problemo.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Ah, crazy world
We live in,
Isn't it?
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Crime,
War, poverty...
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Edward...
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That's the sports page.
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Oh...
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Listen, dad,
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I'm becoming
An adult now and--
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No, you can't
Have a car.
Why not?
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And how'd you know
This was about a car?
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The problem is
You're going
To college next year.
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And I can't afford
To buy you a car
And pay for school.
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Oh, that's cool, dad. I've got
The perfect solution.
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Really?
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I've decided
To sacrifice college
And go for the car.
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Ah.
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What's the matter, carl?
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Harriette, is there anything
That you're willing to sell?
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You know, like an old table,
Some knick knacks,
A kidney.
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Eddie told me
He hit you up
For a car.
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He's bummed out
But he understands.
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Oh...
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You know harriette,
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When edward was born,
I held him
In my arms,
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And I promised myself
That I would give him
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Everything that
He ever needed.
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And you have, carl.
He has
All the essentials--
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Food, shelter,
Nintendo.
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But most important
Of all,
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He has lots of love.
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But, harriette,
The boy wants a car.
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Now, I can relate
To that.
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I mean a car to
A teenage boy means
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Independence, freedom,
Sex appeal.
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I don't know, carl.
You were pretty sexy
On your moped.
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Well, that's true,
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But, sweetheart,
I feel like
I'm letting him down.
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I can't
Buy a new car.
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I can't even afford
To buy him
A decent used one.
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What about buying
An old beat-up car?
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What do you mean,
A clunker?
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Yeah and you and eddie
Could work on it
Together.
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Well, I don't know.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It would be
A great way for us
To spend time together.
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You know,
Father and son,
Side by side,
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Up to our elbows
In grease,
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Working and sweating
Till we
Stink like hogs.
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Oh, let him walk.
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Thanks, honey.
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Hey...
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Putt-putt, putt-putt,
Putt-putt, putt-putt.
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How did a guy like me
Ever end up
With a genius like you?
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I don't know.
I guess I wasn't
Paying attention.
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Laura, wacky tacky
Will bond anything--
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Plastic, wood, stone,
You name it.
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Well, what would happen
If I sprayed some
On your lips?
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My mouth would be
Shut forever.
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That's sick!
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Laura, my little
Gummy bear...
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Why don't you and I
Take in a flick?
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Pucker up, steve.
Oh...
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Now, give me
The glue.
Oh!
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Listen,
Miss "Life is short,
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And you ain't getting
Any younger"...
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If you think that you're
Just gonna open this door
One day,
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And find
The man of your dreams,
Well, you're plumb crazy.
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Who was that?
No one.
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Hi.
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Would you like
To buy some candy--
Why, yes.
Yes, I would.
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Excuse me,
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
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But the lady has all
The snack items she needs.
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Now, begone, scamp.
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Who are you?
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Steve urkel.
I'm her man.
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He's not my man.
He's my albatross.
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She's very confused,
And sugar will
Only make it worse.
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Won't you come in?
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I'm laura winslow.
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Ted curran.
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Laura,
You are beautiful.
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Is that my heart pounding,
Or am I still knocking
On the door?
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Oh, puh-lease--
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Maybe it's
My heart pounding.
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Listen, I know we
Just met,
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But would you like
To go out sometime?
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No. She's not interested.
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How's tonight?
We'll catch a flick.
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She doesn't
Like flicks.
I just asked her.
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Sounds great.
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Alright.
Great, great.
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Well, listen, now that
We're friends,
I can't sell you candy.
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You can't?
No, but, uh...
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I can give you some.
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"No, but I can
Give you some."
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See you tonight.
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7:00. Be there.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Do that while
I'm looking, bub.
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Eddie. Eddie!
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Big news.
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I bought you a car.
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Oh, dad! I love you!
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C'mon. Let's go
Check it out. C'mon.
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Close your eyes.
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Keep them closed.
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Keep them closed.
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Okay. Open them.
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Son, she's all yours.
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I picked this baby up
At a police auction.
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What do ya think?
You got cheated.
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You don't know
How much I paid.
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Did you give
Them money?
Yeah.
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You got cheated.
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Okay, I admit that
She's not much
To look at now,
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But we're going
To fix her up,
You and me together.
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Yes, sir... There is
Nothing more reliable
Than a police cruiser.
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We don't need that.
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Dad, I don't know
How to restore a car.
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Yeah, but that's
The beauty of it.
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I don't either,
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But I bought
Some books and manuals.
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Now, we'll read them
And use that knowledge
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To restore this baby
To showroom condition.
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But, dad...
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Son,
Use your imagination.
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Dad--
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Picture this.
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A big,
Powerful machine...
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Bright metallic paint
Glistens in the sun...
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A big,
Bold racing stripe
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Rips up one side
And down the other.
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You're almost blinded
By sparkling alloy rims,
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But you can't take
Your eyes off of her
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Because she's a beauty
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Like no other car
That you've ever seen.
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Wow...
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What's that sound
I hear?
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00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:33,761
What's that sound?
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00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,295
What's that sound
I hear?
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00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:38,265
Oh,
Sounds like babes...
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Lots of hot babes.
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[girl's voice]
Hi, eddie.
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Oh, eddie...
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What a nice car.
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Can I have a ride?
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Oh, no, eddie.
No, you won't.
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You promised me first.
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Ladies...
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Ladies, there's room
For all of you.
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You turn the key...
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[imitates motor humming]
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00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:15,568
Hear that sound?
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00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,204
Yeah.
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00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:23,076
That's the sound
Of 455 cubic inches...
Of raw v-8 power,
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00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:26,413
Four barrel carbs,
Twin chrome exhaust.
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00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:30,717
Man, this ride is hot!
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00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,886
You know, dad,
I'm sold!
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Sweetheart...
You are going to be
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The hottest car
On the road!
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[siren]
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I think she
Likes you, son.
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00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,750
Uh, steve. Ted's
Going to be here
Any minute.
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00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:07,087
Could you
Sorta hurry?
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00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:11,892
Well, I certainly
Hope you recognize
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The irony
In this situation.
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00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,029
What irony?
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00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:19,933
Oh, here I'm gluing together
The broken pieces
Of your shattered earring
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00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,969
So you can go out
With another man,
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00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,838
But who
Will glue together
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00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:28,075
The shattered pieces
Of my broken heart?
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00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,611
Oh, steve...
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00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,113
Feeling guilty?
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00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,184
Was,
But I'm over it.
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00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,221
Let's see.
Here we go.
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00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,192
Here, just a
Little more.
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Okay.
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00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,229
Oh...
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00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,198
Oops, let me
Brush that off.
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00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,423
St-steve!
Steve,
You couldn't!
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Ow!
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00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,825
You wouldn't!
Well.
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Well, we're not...
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Stuck.
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00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:24,965
Well, look...
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Okay, okay.
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Ouch!
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Boy, this stuff
Is strong!
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00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,882
Steve,
Get the solvent.
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00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,986
Solvent?
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00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,088
Well, you know,
I haven't
Invented it yet,
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00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:51,124
But I do believe
It's an idea
Whose time has come.
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00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:56,696
Steve, ted will be here
Any second.
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00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,966
Now, calm down.
Maybe he'll be late.
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00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,667
[doorbell rings]
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00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,337
Then again...
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00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,807
Oh, god.
What are we
Going to do?
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00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,842
Quick! Act natural!
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00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,444
Steve, get off me!
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00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,046
Well, I--
Come in!
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00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,682
Get off me!
Are you crazy?
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00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,218
Hi, ted.
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00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,286
Hi, laura.
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00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,353
Hello.
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00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,755
Hey, dude.
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00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,591
You're steve urkel,
Right?
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00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:28,028
Yep,
That's what it says
On my underpants.
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00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,967
Won't you sit down?
258
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:35,969
Oh.
259
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,271
Welcome.
260
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:47,014
Laura, I thought
We had a date tonight.
261
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,049
Ted, I have to...
262
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,351
Reschedule.
263
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,220
You--you see...
264
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,354
I...
265
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,655
I--I'm...
266
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,757
Grounded.
267
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,027
Really? For what?
268
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,428
Oh, well, I...
269
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,662
Killed a man.
270
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,400
Yeah.
271
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,136
What?
272
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:12,772
Laura, what's really
Going on here?
273
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,974
Okay, here it is.
274
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,610
Steve invented
A superglue...
275
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:18,611
Named wacky tacky...
276
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,747
And then he glued
Himself to me.
277
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,382
Laura.
278
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:26,486
Look, wait a minute.
What do I look like,
An idiot?
279
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,388
Well...
280
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,059
That does it.
I'm out of here.
281
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,627
Oh, ted, wait.
I'm telling the truth.
282
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,196
Steve, say something.
283
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,598
I love you,
Schnookums.
284
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,706
Eddie!
285
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,875
Hey!
286
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,944
Couldn't wait
To get started, huh?
287
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,880
Yep, I don't blame you.
288
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,683
Just the two of us
Working together.
289
00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,487
Man, I get emotional
Just thinking about it.
290
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,260
I'm all choked up, too.
291
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,337
Waldo...
292
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,474
Where's edward?
He's putting air
In a tire.
293
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:26,546
I blew up the first three,
But then I got real dizzy
And threw up in a hubcap.
294
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,284
Dad, how's
It going?
Great, son.
295
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:34,254
Let me help you
With that.
I got it.
296
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:40,127
Hey, I see waldo
Horned in
On our action today.
297
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,794
Oh, no, dad,
I called him over.
298
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:45,532
I thought it'd be kinda fun
Working on a car with him.
299
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:48,768
Oh, I see.
300
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:53,005
Well, I kind of thought
That we'd work
On it together.
301
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,074
Oh, well...
I mean, um...
302
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,610
We can do that
Sometime
303
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,212
If you really want.
304
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,847
Oh, well...
305
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,249
Yeah,
You know, sure.
306
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,451
Whenever, whatever.
307
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:20,833
Waldo...
308
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,736
Can I speak to eddie
In private?
309
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,138
Sure.
310
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,486
What's up, mom?
311
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,987
Hold this.
312
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,022
Ow!
313
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,657
What was that for, mama?
314
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:48,228
Edward, your father wanted
To get you a car
More than anything.
315
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,862
He couldn't
Afford to spend
Much money,
316
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,499
But he was willing
To give you
All the time.
317
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,268
I know,
But waldo's my buddy
And we're having fun.
318
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,737
Oh, I understand.
319
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,607
You hardly ever get a chance
To spend time with waldo.
320
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,842
You're always so busy
With your father.
321
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,611
Oh, mom.
322
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:09,316
Eddie, your father didn't
Sleep a wink last night.
And neither did I.
323
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:12,185
'cause he kept going on about
How he was looking forward
324
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,521
To working with you
On this car.
325
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,024
I didn't know that.
326
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:22,128
Eddie, you're gonna have
A lot of friends
In your life,
327
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,331
But you've only got
One father.
328
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:28,635
You know, you're very lucky
To have one who wants
To spend time with you.
329
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,285
Hey, dad.
Yeah, son?
330
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,687
Never thought
I'd say this,
331
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,222
But we're done.
332
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,759
Yep, we did it.
333
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,328
Oh, I love her, dad.
334
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,664
She's incredible.
Yes, sir.
335
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,499
This baby is...
336
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,534
Fine.
337
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,372
I know
This was expensive.
338
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,908
Oh...
Yes, it was.
339
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,743
But you know what,
Dad?
340
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,749
I wouldn't have
Missed any of this
For the world.
341
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,454
Well...
342
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,623
Neither would I, son.
343
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:32,265
Oh...Man.
I love you, dad.
344
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,903
Well, why don't
You climb in,
Take off
345
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,638
And go impress
Some ladies?
346
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:39,806
Ladies can wait.
347
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,542
I got to go pick up
My best friend.
348
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,248
[starts engine]
349
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,659
Hop in, dad.
350
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,985
Whoa.
Hello, steve.
351
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,987
Hello, mama.
352
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:33,693
Why, if you look any
Hotter I have to call
The fire department.
353
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,296
Steve, I called you
To tell you
354
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:38,831
I straightened things
Out with ted,
355
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,933
And we're going
To a movie tonight.
356
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,469
A date?
That's right.
357
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:47,073
I've come up with a plan
To make sure you don't
Mess things up for me.
358
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,675
A plan?
359
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:51,511
Well,
It better be good.
360
00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,312
It is.
Grab me a soda,
361
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:56,148
And I'll tell you
All about it.
362
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:58,017
We'll just see
About this.
363
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:04,624
You have to wake up
Pretty early
In the morning-- ooh.
364
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:09,962
Hey, my hand
Seems to be stuck.
365
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,432
That's the plan.
366
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:17,269
Love that wacky tacky.
367
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,805
Goodnight, steve.
368
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,807
Laura, you--you...
369
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,008
Laura, you...
370
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,610
You're good.
371
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:37,790
Gee...Gee,
It's dark in here.
372
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,094
Ooh...
373
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:43,863
Cheese!
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