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- So, what do you think?
- Oh, definitely first date.
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That's what was thinking.
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He's doing a the taking,
she's istening. That' change.
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Oh, isn't that cute?
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He's got spinach in his teeth
and she's trying not to notice.
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Popeye.
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That's okay. We don't need fowers.
We're married.
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There's an emergency
over there, though.
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You ever feel you missed out on anything
by our not dating before we got married?
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You mean other than flowers?
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- You want a flower?
- Not now.
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Come on, do you feel
like you missed anything?
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You mean all the nervousness?
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"Boy, hope he ikes me."
"Oh, shoud wait for him to ca me?"
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"God, hope those are keys in his pocket
he keeps paying with."
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So... So that's a no?
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- Oh, but you missed it, didn't you?
- Oh, don't know.
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- You kinda wanted to chase me a little.
- Yeah, maybe.
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But it's moot. You can't go back and date
somebody you're aready married to.
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- No, you can't.
- Nope.
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So you're a awyer, huh?
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What are you talking about?
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Do you really like long walks on the
beach, or did you just say it in your ad?
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- My ad?
- Remember in the personals?
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"Fussy but cute U.S. Attorney
seeks companion...
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...for long walks on the beach in a verdict
of true ove. No smokers, no fatties."
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Oh, that ad, and you answered it.
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Because I just quit smoking
and lost 200 pounds.
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You certainly look great.
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Thanks. But 'm warning you
I could balloon up at any time.
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Excuse me. Could we have more bread,
please? And butter. Lots, lots of butter.
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So tell me about your ex-girlfriend.
Who dumped who?
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Well, she was a really nice person...
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...but I knew deep in my heart
that she reay wasn't the right one.
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You're not gay,
trying to go straight, are you?
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Can't go through that again.
Three times, shame on me.
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No, 'm not gay but 'm...
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- 'm not afraid to cry.
- Oh, good, 've never dated a crybaby.
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Two hundred pounds.
You must have really loose skin.
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I do have to wear a T-shirt
when I work with power tools.
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- So where are you from, Gary?
- No, that's Greg.
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Really? God, you seem like a Gary to me.
Can I call you Gary?
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You can call me anything you want.
Just call me.
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Smarmy.
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Hope you guys are doing better
than we are.
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- Can I get a rose for my date, please?
- Where is that bread?
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- So this is where your parents live, huh?
- Yup.
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Gee, I sure hope they like me.
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Oh, you know, think it's just a itte
too soon for you to meet my folks.
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- What do you mean?
- Just mean et's not rush things.
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I had a great time tonight. Thank you.
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Dharma.
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Call me.
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- Yeah, well, I had a good time too.
- I told my mother all about you.
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- Reay? What'd you say?
- I told her you have a cute butt.
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- You told that to your mother?
- She has a cute butt too.
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So you' have something to tak about
when you meet her.
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'M a itte surprised you sti ive
with your parents.
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We, 'm kind of od-fashioned.
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Figure ' ive here unti meet the man
who wins my heart.
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/ see.
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So you're gonna continue to ive
with your parents...
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...until Mr. Right
sweeps you off your feet.
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Yep.
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Boy, hope 've got a shot.
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Oh, you've got just as good a shot
as the next guy.
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What next guy?
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There's a cutie
at my Jenny Craig meetings...
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...who asks me out
for a sensible dinner.
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If you go out with this cutie tonight...
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...' buy you a quarter pounder
with extra cheese.
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Tonight? Don't know.
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I was going to go to the arcade
with my parents and play Whac-A-Mole.
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Oh, come on. Ditch your folks.
I have to see you again.
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Okay, great. Great.
' Pick you up at 7.
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Okay, bye. No, no, you hang up first.
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No, you.
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Okay, on three. One, two, three.
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We, you didn't hang up either.
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Okay. One...
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...two.
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What the hell are you doing?
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T's a itte embarrassing.
Don't reay wanna tak about it.
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Hey, hey, you've got
a great marriage, man.
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Don't wanna see you screw it up
by messing around with some teenager.
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No matter how cute they are
in their platform shoes...
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...and those little bellybutton pants.
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- The way they giggle and roll their eyes.
- Pete, Pete.
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- That was Dharma.
- That was Dharma?
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You know, we never got
a chance to date...
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...so now we're pretending
that we're not married.
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Spicing it up a little, huh?
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Me and Jane, we do this thing, I put on
a mask and I sneak into the apartment.
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She catches me.
Then she ties me to the bed.
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Pete, this isn't about sex.
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Who's taking about sex?
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Get your mind out of the gutter, pal.
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- Who is it?
- T's Greg.
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Greg Montgomery who?
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Larry, open the door.
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Well, well, how do you do, young man?
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Come right in.
'M Dharma's father, Mr. Finkestein.
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What's in the pipe, Larry?
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So Dharma told you about our little...
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What exactly are your intentions
with my daughter?
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'M taking her on a date.
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Hope that's not your van
parked out there...
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...with the "Don't bother knocking"
bumper sticker.
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That's your van, Mr. Finkestein.
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So it is.
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- Hi, Greg.
- Hi.
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This is my mother.
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Hello, Greg.
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Hello. Well, I see where Dharma
gets her beautiful looks.
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Smarmy.
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That's two.
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You're not panning on wearing that,
are you?
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- Why not?
- Because you're my daughter...
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...not some rock 'n' ro singer.
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Larry, what're you doing?
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- 'M pretending to be her dad.
- You are her dad.
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And don't you forget it.
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- These are for you.
- Thank you.
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These are for you.
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- I get flowers?
- And a condom.
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- We should go. This was fun. Thanks.
- Okay.
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- Bye.
- Good night.
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Have fun.
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- Okay. Oh, God, aren't they sweet, Lar?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, do you remember our first date?
- Oh, like it was yesterday.
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Really? What happened yesterday?
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Hey, no fair.
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- No peeking.
- 'M not peeking.
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Okay.
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Now.
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Wow.
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Thank you. God, this is so romantic.
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Know. Mean, 'm gad you ike it.
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- How did you do this?
- I set it up this afternoon.
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Gave a guy half a 20 to keep an eye
on everything until we got here.
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Very clever.
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Pretty.
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Thank you, captain. Sorry.
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- God, it's so beautifu out here.
- It certainly is.
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Oh, allow me.
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- Oh, thank you. Won't you get cod?
- No, 'm wearing a ong seeve undershirt.
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- Really?
- No, just joking.
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- Don't get it.
- I told it wrong.
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- Would you like champagne?
- Yes, please.
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So would I.
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We' pick some up on the way home.
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So tell me about yourself.
What kind of music do you listen to?
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Oh, you know, rock 'n' ro, Phi Coins,
Peter Gabriel, Mike & the Mechanics.
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So you... You only listen to people
who were in Genesis?
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Peter Gabriel was in Genesis?
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Great. Let's move on.
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How about movies?
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You know, I really enjoy a movie that,
that touches your heart.
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Terms of Endearment,The Piano, Sophie's Choice.
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Are you sure you're not obsessed
with movies about lawyers?
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Witness for the Prosecution,The Verdict, 12 Angry Men?
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I enjoy those on occasion.
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Oh, and the occasion being like
every time you rent a movie?
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- We, at east it's not Milo and Otis.
- Milo and Otis is a good movie.
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It is not just for kids.
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- Guess ' just have to see it again.
- And you will.
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Listen, Dharma, I know
we don't have a ot in common...
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...but I just have to tell you
that you are the most...
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And it's more than that.
When 'm with you, 'm...
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- Space Mountain, Lewis and Clark.
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What I mean is...
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- even if it makes me sick,
'm going to eat it.
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- So, what do you think?
- Can't see you anymore.
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- Why? What did I say?
- I have no idea.
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I was reading your lips for a while,
but now reay can't see you anymore.
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- You wanna just call it a night?
- No, no, no, this is good for my skin.
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So, what's for dinner?
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Okay. Thought we'd start
with a tofu-barley soup.
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- Oh, my favorite.
- Oh, you don't say?
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Could you just move your chair a little
bit? It seems to be on the picnic basket.
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- How's that?
- Just a little more.
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Dharma, hang on.
'M coming in. 'm coming.
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Greg, it was the chair. Oh, Greg.
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- Okay, 'm coming in. Heads up.
- Dharma?
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Oh, it's cod.
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- Dharma?
- 'M right here.
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- How are you feeling?
- Like somebody jumped off a pier...
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...and landed on my face with both feet.
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- I said heads up.
- So I did.
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Well...
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- Thank you for a night ' never forget.
- Wait, Dharma. Enough's enough.
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Why don't you just get your stuff
and come home with me.
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Maybe a midnight swim in sewage
and medical waste...
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...works on some girls,
but not Dharma Finkelstein.
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Game's over. We now know that if we
dated it woudn't have gone so we.
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Hey, now, don't give up.
Maybe the third date's a charm.
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- No, no...
- 'm free tomorrow night.
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Tomorrow is the museum fundraiser
at my parents'.
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Good, 've been dying to meet
your parents.
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- Dharma...
- And especially your mother.
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I bet we have so much in common.
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We can't pretend we're dating there.
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- Why not?
- Why not? Because it's weird.
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No, it's not.
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Oh, come on, of all the weird stuff
you do, this is right up there.
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All the weird stuff I do?
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You know what, et's just forget it
and go home.
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No, no, no, no, I wanna hear more
about all the weird stuff I do.
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You know, that sometimes, you know,
you can be a little embarrassing.
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You know that.
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- Oh, so I embarrass you.
- Sometimes, yes.
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But it's not your faut.
T's just who you are.
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So 'm an embarrassment,
ike, oh, my fy's open...
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...I have a booger in my nose
and have you met my wife?
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- That's not what meant.
- I know what you meant.
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So ' ca you?
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Operator, 've been trying to dia
that number all night. Can you break in?
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Greg Montgomery.
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What do you mean, she woudn't
take the call? All right, all right.
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Break in again
and tell her that I love her...
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...and that 'm reay, reay sorry.
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We, say it so it doesn't sound pathetic.
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Never mind!
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- Hi, Jane.
- T's Greg.
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- Is that Dharma?
- He wants to know if it's you.
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No.
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- Can I please speak to her?
- He wants to know if he can talk to you.
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Well, what do you want me to say?
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Bite me.
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- We, that's what you shoud've said.
- Jane, Jane.
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Jane.
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Look, buddy, you're a bit worked up.
Maybe you should walk it off, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, you're right, okay. We, 'm
gonna go get a beer, you wanna come?
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Can't. She's got me
on kind of a short leash.
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- Hey.
- Gotta go.
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He called you weird?
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Man. Heo, pot. T's me kette.
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00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,789
Come on, Larry, before we judge Greg...
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00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,872
...maybe we should put on his head
and look through his eyes.
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Have put on his head unti 'm bue
in the face. Can't see anything.
241
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Maybe you had it on backwards.
242
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,955
Sn't it possibe, Dharma,
that there are some things...
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...you do that are a little outside
of his cultural context?
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Abby, I have made
so many compromises for Greg.
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Eat eggs from chickens,
everyone has their own toothbrush.
246
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I have had sex in the bed
more times than I care to count.
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Well, I hate to take sides, Dharma, but it
does seem you've gone that extra mie.
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Thank you.
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Where does he get off calling me weird?
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Oh, man, who let the goat out of its pen?
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- Hi, Larry.
- Greg.
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Your baoons say 'm sorry.
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Yeah.
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What did they do?
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Can you please just tell Dharma
that 'm here?
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Yes, can te Dharma that you're here.
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But can't te you that Dharma's here.
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Just go in and tell her.
259
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How did you find out she was here?
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Some old stoner told me.
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We, just as ong as you didn't
hear it from me.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi.
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- What you doing?
- Crocheting a poncho for the goat.
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Weird, huh?
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Okay, okay, look. I was cold and wet...
267
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...and I said some things
that shoudn't have.
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Come on, let me make it up to you.
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- Let me take you on another date.
- Nope.
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Brought you "'m Sorry" baoons.
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Oh, were they all out of
"My ditzy wife embarrasses me" baoons?
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Dharma, you're buiding a dam
where you should be building a bridge.
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Wait a minute.
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Am I the old stoner?
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Sorry.
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Let's face it, Greg. Embarrass you.
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In front of your parents, at the country
cub, that thing with your boss's wife.
278
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- What happened with my boss's wife?
- Nothing.
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The point is, it's a probem
and don't see a soution.
280
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- What are you saying?
- Just... don't know.
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Maybe we need some time. Maybe we
shoudn't see each other for a whie.
282
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,875
- Come on, Dharma, game's over.
- No, this is not a game, Greg.
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F you want, ' te her you dropped by.
284
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,549
So Dharma found out...
285
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...about this woman
you were dating.
286
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No, no, no.
Dharma was the woman I was dating.
287
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They're both named Dharma?
288
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What are the odds of that?
289
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Never mind.
290
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Gregory, let me give you some advice.
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Crawl back to your wife
on your hands and knees...
292
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...with a fur coat between your teeth.
293
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She doesn't ike fur.
294
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Oh, what about the other gal?
295
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What are you two doing in here?
The guests are arriving.
296
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Where's Dharma?
297
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,914
We had a bad fight.
I made a huge mess of things.
298
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,913
- Oh, Gregory.
- Don't know what to do.
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Oh, daring, don't worry.
There's aways a soution.
300
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I know. The Buckley girl arrived
without a date. You can sit next to her.
301
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Sometimes a guy just needs his mom.
302
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Now listen.
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She had a little too much collagen
injected into her lips...
304
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...so she cannot pronounce
the letters M or P.
305
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,273
So if she starts to mumble...
306
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,796
...play it safe
and just pass the mashed potatoes.
307
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Edward, come, come, come.
308
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,552
Oh, good.
We're having mashed potatoes.
309
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- 'M sorry, Greg, she's not here.
- Larry. Larry?
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Dharma?
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Know you're in there.
F you don't wanna come out, fine.
312
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But please listen to me.
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Know hurt you and 'm sorry.
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And... And to tell you the truth, yes...
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...sometimes you do embarrass me,
but that's my probem.
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You're an amazing, incredibe woman
and I am so lucky to have you in my life.
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And I want you to keep on doing
those things that embarrass me...
318
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...because they're part of why ove you.
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00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,237
They... They're the things that teach me
not to be self-conscious...
320
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...and care what people think.
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Here.
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' Show you.
323
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:37,189
- What's he doing?
- He's taking off his cothes.
324
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:43,830
Oh, look how he folds everything up
so nice and neat.
325
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:49,790
Dharma, 'm naked and 'm on my knees.
Please forgive me.
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00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,797
Hey, hey.
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Hey, Greg, don't want to interrupt
you here.
328
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:02,193
But when I said before that Dharma
wasn't home...
329
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,669
...wasn't covering up for her.
330
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,152
She's reay not here?
331
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,428
Anyway, stay as long as you like.
332
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,398
But if you're gonna pay with the goat,
be careful.
333
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He can get a little curious.
334
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,431
Stupid goat.
335
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,554
- Hi.
- That was the most beautiful thing...
336
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:36,755
...you ever did.
337
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:42,312
All those things you said, taking
your clothes off, being so vulnerable.
338
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,872
- Thought you weren't there.
- Wasn't...
339
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,837
...but Larry has surveillance cameras.
340
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,108
T's on tape?
341
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,752
And when I watched it, I realized
how lucky I am to be married to you.
342
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,198
- Oh, my God, this is so romantic.
- Didn't te you?
343
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,755
- Give me the tape, Jane.
- Oh, no.
344
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,195
Pete has to see this. He has to learn.
345
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,831
Nice package.
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00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,433
Told you.
347
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,430
- Oh, God.
- Are you embarrassed?
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00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,314
No.
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00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,636
No. L...
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I did what I did to show the world
that I love you.
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00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,912
And there's nothing on that tape
to be embarrassed about.
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00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,479
- Let's go get the tape.
- Thank you.
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00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,677
- Jane. Jane!
- Jane. Jane!
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