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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Who is it?
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R.F. Ralph Furley.
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It's open.
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Oh, hi, Terri.
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Hi, Mr. Furley.
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Here's that magazine I borrowed.
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Oh, thank you.
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Well, what have we got here?
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It's a present.
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For Jack's birthday?
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One of the nurses that
I work with, Mr. Furley.
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Oh, well, it's very sexy.
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Why, Mr. Furley, have you
been keeping secrets from me?
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Now, you just watch it.
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I'm just kidding. You know
I'm just fooling around.
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All right, that's better.
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But if you're not busy
Friday night, there's a dance
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down at the pier, and I
don't... That's enough!
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Jack, could you put
your finger here, please?
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At your service. Excuse
me, coming through.
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Hey, guys. Oh, hi, Mr. Furley.
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Hi, Janet. Guess
what, everybody.
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I got a job.
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Guess what, Janet,
you already have one.
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This is another job. Part-time.
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You know that aerobics
class I've been taking? Yeah?
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Well, they think I'm good
enough to teach my own class.
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That's wonderful!
That's terrific, teach!
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Way to go. Thanks.
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Listen, the extra money
is really going to help.
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I gotta get going. I have to get my
gym bag. My first class is in an hour.
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Janet's going to
teach "air-robics"?
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I didn't even
know she could fly!
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Mr. Furley,
aerobics is exercise.
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I knew that.
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Oh, gosh. I hope
I do okay tonight.
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Oh, of course you will.
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You can do those
exercises in your sleep.
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That's why they picked you.
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Yeah, Terri, but I never
taught a class before.
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I'm really kind of nervous.
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Janet, you're going to be great.
You have nothing to worry about.
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Yeah, good luck. Thank you.
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Mow 'em down.
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See you all later.
Bye, Mr. Furley.
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Bye.
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Well, I'm surprised at you two.
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Why?
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Real friends would
go to that class tonight
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and give Janet
some moral support.
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He's right, Jack.
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What, exercise?
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Oh, come on. I'm beat.
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I was working
until 4 this morning.
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I just had trouble
walking out of the kitchen.
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Now, look, Jack, if Janet
can't count on the three of us...
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The three of us?
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Well, yeah, you're one of Janet's
friends too, aren't you, Mr. Furley?
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Well, yeah, but,
I mean, I didn't...
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I mean...
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Well, I can't go.
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I don't have anything to wear.
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Well, I think you'd look
very cute in this, Mr. Furley.
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You can wear the
tiara and the pearls.
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And reach and stretch.
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Reach for the ceiling, relax,
exhale, and bring it down.
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And again, inhale and up...
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and stretch and reach, and...
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Hi.
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And stretch...
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Tummies tight. ♪♪
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Lift... oh.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, we thought you might
like a little moral support.
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Who's we?
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Hey, come here.
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Oh.
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Oh, oh, Tina.
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Everything okay, Janet?
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Oh, yes, everything's
just fine, just fine.
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Good. Be sure and check
in the office after class.
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Oh, sure. Of course.
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Mercy. Janet?
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Yeah? Who is that?
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Oh, that's my boss.
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Tremendously fine muscles.
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Now, listen, Jack, don't
get any funny ideas.
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I said that was my
boss. You understand?
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I was just browsing. No problem.
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Okay.
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All right, let's get started
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if our latecomers
will find a place.
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Let's go.
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Looking good.
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Hi, I'm Jack.
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Oh, God, they're
always hitting on me.
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♪♪
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Okay, everybody,
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let's start out with some
overhead side stretches.
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Ready, and to the right.
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Stretch, and left.
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Stretch, right. And left.
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And right.
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And left. Now, flat back center.
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And right.
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And center. And left.
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Hi, neighbor.
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And center.
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Now, let's travel to the right.
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Step.
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And back.
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Now put 'em up.
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Hop and left.
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And right.
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Oh! I'm sorry.
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Just give up, fella.
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You're not my type, okay?
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Excuse me.
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And back.
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Now reaching high
over your heads
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all the way to the ceiling.
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Reach for that
floor, rolling on down.
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Am I doing this right?
This doesn't feel too right.
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How is this going to...
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Okay, walk your hands back in.
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And walk your feet in.
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Walk those feet.
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Now squat down and roll it up.
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Okay, now lift those legs.
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Get those knees
up. C'mon, higher.
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Get 'em up, this is
where it really counts.
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Come on.
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Keep on going. Hang in there.
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Come on, hang in there.
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Get 'em up, come on. Hang in.
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All right, now,
double-time, everybody.
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Double-time, double-time.
Triple-time, triple-time.
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Come on, come on.
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All right, we are finished.
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See you tomorrow.
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Let's do it. Let's go.
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Come on.
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Work!
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Running is my life.
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Oh, the pain! The pain!
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Jack? Jack.
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You really did okay. Yeah?
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As a matter of
fact, you all did.
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Really, you were great.
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You don't get a body like
this without working at it.
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Well, if you'll excuse me, I
have to get to the hospital.
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Oh, I didn't know you
were working tonight.
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Who said anything about working?
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These young kids
today can't take it.
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I think I'll jog home.
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Listen, Jack, I have to
go check in at the office.
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I'll see you later.
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Water.
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Water.
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Eek!
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Excuse me.
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You know, water's
the worst thing
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you can drink after a workout.
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Huh? What do you recommend?
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A glass of wine.
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Huh?
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Well, I thought you might
like to come by my place
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for a nightcap.
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A nightcap?
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No thanks, I don't
like to go to sleep
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with anything on my head.
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Well, excuse me, I, uh...
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I better be going.
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I want to go congratulate my
roommate on a job well done.
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Your roommate? Yes. Janet.
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She's real happy to
be teaching that class.
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Oh, well, she should be.
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She did very well.
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Well, I'll be glad
to tell her that.
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It would be too bad if something
kept her from teaching it.
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What could keep
her from teaching it?
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Nothing I can think of.
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Now, how about that drink?
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I already told you...
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Wait, wait. Wait a minute.
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Are you saying that Janet's
job depends on whether...
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I'm saying I think you're
very cute. Thank you.
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And I think we could
have a lot of fun together
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at my place.
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Oh, I bet we could.
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See, the only trouble is,
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I don't have a car.
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Well, that shouldn't
be a problem.
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It is if you're trying to pass
someone on the freeway.
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Tina, telephone.
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I'll be right back.
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You came just in time.
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Don't you ever give up?
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Okay, Terri, dinner's ready.
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Oh, great.
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After all that
exercise, I'm starved.
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That's dinner?
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Uh-huh.
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Well, it's better than nothing.
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No, it isn't.
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Come on. It's a spinach shake.
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It has wheat germ
and potassium powder
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and Brewer's yeast
and some spinach juice.
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I picked it up down at
the health food store.
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You should have left it there.
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Oh, Jack...
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Hi. Where'd you disappear to?
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I didn't even get a chance to
thank you for coming to my class.
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Janet, listen, I...
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Guys, I love
teaching that class.
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And Tina, isn't she great?
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I mean, it is so nice to have
a boss who appreciates you.
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It's not like down
at the flower shop.
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Janet, Janet, they appreciate
you at the flower shop.
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Oh, come on, Jack. I haven't
had a raise in three whole years.
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Well, that's because
you haven't asked.
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You have to remind them
how much they appreciate you.
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Do you mind, Jack? I'm really
enjoying teaching this class.
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Janet... Now, if you
guys will excuse me,
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I've got some things to do.
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What's with you?
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It's Tina.
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She hit on me tonight.
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Well, you do look
adorable in short pants.
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Terri, come on.
Will you get serious?
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When I said no, she
threatened to fire Janet.
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She said that?
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Not in so many words.
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Oh, come on. Janet
told me all about Tina.
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She flirts with every
guy in the gym.
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She does?
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Yeah, by tomorrow,
she'll forget all about you.
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So just relax.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
You know something, Terri?
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You've got a good
head on your shoulders.
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Why, thank you.
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Boy, for a while there, I
thought I was in some trouble.
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You are.
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That's a spinach milkshake.
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Good Lord!
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00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,734
What are you
trying to do, kill me?
263
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:08,259
Gag! I'm in "gagony"!
264
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,364
Tina, what are you doing here?
265
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,467
You didn't think I'd
forget our drink, did you?
266
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:17,569
Yeah, but I told you...
267
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:19,303
I know, you don't have a car.
268
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:20,850
That's right. But I do.
269
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,541
You drive.
270
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,543
Potato head.
271
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,897
What is that?
272
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:48,233
Jack!
273
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,900
What are you doing?
274
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,503
Just trying to get some sleep.
275
00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:54,405
Oh, don't tell me.
276
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,819
You were out with
Tina again last night.
277
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,242
All night.
278
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,878
I'll tell you, that woman
just can't get enough.
279
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,984
Disco dancing until 5 A.M.
280
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,686
and that's three
nights in a row, Terri.
281
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,666
Well, can't you just
say that you're busy?
282
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,857
I do, but she's still
there waiting for me
283
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,425
when I close the restaurant.
284
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,993
Well, that's not fair of her.
285
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,729
She can't expect you to go
out dancing night after night.
286
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,299
Terri, the dancing
is the easy part.
287
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:24,468
Oh.
288
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,870
Oh!
289
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,284
Well, listen, you are going to
have to tell Janet everything.
290
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,640
Are you kidding?
291
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,621
I can't even tell you
everything, and you're a nurse.
292
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,911
But, Jack...
293
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,100
Terri, listen, what am I
going to tell Janet anyway?
294
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,982
Hey, listen, I'm
dating your boss
295
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:39,083
so she won't fire you?
296
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,785
You know how
much pride Janet has.
297
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,052
She'd quit in a second.
298
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:44,421
But it's just a part-time job.
299
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,257
Yeah, that's true.
300
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,325
But...
301
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,392
Oh, hi, guys!
302
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:49,741
Janet, what are you doing home?
303
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,907
I couldn't wait to tell you
the news. What news?
304
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:54,666
I talked to my boss today at
the flower shop, and I really
305
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,834
laid it on the line. Hey,
you took my advice!
306
00:13:56,903 --> 00:14:00,471
I did, Jack, I did. I said, "Look, I
have not had a raise or any promotions
307
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,708
in three whole years, and I think
it's time for a change," and he agreed.
308
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,210
That's wonderful!
Yeah! He fired me.
309
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,578
He fired you?
310
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,714
He fired you!
311
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,383
He fired you?
312
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:13,663
Yeah. What?
313
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,086
Why are you so happy?
314
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,588
Because I stopped at
the club on the way home,
315
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:18,789
and I told Tina.
316
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,659
She offered me a
full-time job at more money.
317
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,930
Janet, listen, I have
to tell you something
318
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:28,166
about Tina and me.
319
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:30,034
See, uh...
320
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,802
I'll get it.
321
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,371
Hello?
322
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,483
Okay.
323
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:35,617
It's Tina.
324
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:38,509
That's for me.
325
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,456
Hello? Oh, hi, Tina.
326
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,612
Hi, Janet.
327
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,314
Listen, I'm really busy.
328
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,249
Could you do me
a favor and tell Jack
329
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,278
I can't go to the
movies with him tonight?
330
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,956
You had a date to go to
the movies tonight with Jack?
331
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:59,263
This is the third
time this week?
332
00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:01,632
You must really like him.
333
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:06,503
Like him?
334
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,573
I think he's wonderful.
335
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:10,774
Great.
336
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:12,109
Well, bye, Tina.
337
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:13,422
Now, Janet, before
you say anything...
338
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:14,890
Jack Tripper, I
thought I told you
339
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,358
not to get involved
with my boss.
340
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:17,426
I'm not. Believe me.
341
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,850
I don't care a thing about Tina.
342
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,028
You don't?
343
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,830
Oh, that's great, Jack.
That is just terrific.
344
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,832
You lead her on and
then you drop her.
345
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:26,002
And you know who she's
going to take it out on, Jack?
346
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:26,958
Me. Janet...
347
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,693
Jack, I hope you
are happy, lover boy.
348
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,629
To you, it was just
a silly little fling,
349
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,497
but now I'm the
one who's in trouble!
350
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:36,734
I could come back.
351
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:39,871
Get out of my way, Larry.
352
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,272
You got Janet in trouble?
353
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,776
No.
354
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:48,046
She was talking about Tina.
355
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,414
You got Tina in trouble?
356
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:54,218
No, Tina got Jack in trouble.
357
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,924
You lost me here.
358
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,458
I gotta go talk to Tina.
359
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:02,960
What are you going to say?
360
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,763
I don't know, but I
gotta end this somehow.
361
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:07,898
Who's Tina?
362
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,600
Oh, Janet's new boss.
363
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:10,934
She's insatiable.
364
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,536
She's all over Jack.
365
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:13,871
Really?
366
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,441
I mean, how degrading.
367
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:22,446
Jack's never going to get this
sex-mad woman to drop him.
368
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,748
Sex-mad?
369
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:28,218
Oh, I just wish she'd get
involved with another man.
370
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,655
Huh, a woman like that?
371
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:34,258
What man could be so desperate?
372
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,104
Oh, Tina?
373
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,373
I have to talk to you.
It's real important.
374
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,877
Okay. Aagh!
375
00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:54,423
For heaven's sake,
put that thing down
376
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,047
before you hurt yourself.
377
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,481
Okay, okay.
378
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,354
Now, what's the matter?
379
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:07,190
Tina, it's about you and Jack.
380
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,560
Why'd you have to say
yes when he asked you out?
381
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,728
He didn't ask me out.
382
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,865
I sort of blackmailed
him into it.
383
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,133
Blackmailed?
384
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,969
I kind of hinted that if
he didn't go out with me...
385
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,104
Yeah?
386
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,872
I'd fire you.
387
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,206
What?
388
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:25,421
Well, of course I didn't
mean it for a second.
389
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:26,722
I think you're a
wonderful instructor.
390
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,324
Oh, I hope this doesn't
affect our relationship.
391
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,147
Well, of course it does.
392
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,817
Look, Tina, either
you stop seeing Jack,
393
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,818
or I'm quitting,
and I mean that.
394
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:35,819
Okay.
395
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,154
I'll stop seeing him.
396
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,155
You will?
397
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,524
Janet, having you on my staff
398
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,127
is very important to me.
399
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,428
It is?
400
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:50,001
Also, my boyfriend
just came back in town.
401
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:58,141
Your boyfriend, he's big.
402
00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:59,922
Now, Janet, as
long as you're here,
403
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,857
be a dear and get
me the class list.
404
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,881
Oh, sure, Tina.
405
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,059
Hi there. You lose something?
406
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:18,730
I'm sorry.
407
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,532
Could you tell me
where I might find Tina?
408
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,634
Thanks.
409
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,183
Hi ya, doll, I'm Larry.
410
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,729
I'll be with you in a minute.
411
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:44,455
Ooh, I don't think I
can wait that long.
412
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,291
Love your equipment.
413
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,292
I beg your pardon?
414
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,627
Your gym equipment.
415
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:50,628
Oh.
416
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,329
Well, care to try it?
417
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,198
I'll try anything
once, sweetheart.
418
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,267
Oh, good.
419
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,313
Well, first you slip into these.
420
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:02,573
Whoa, pretty kinky.
421
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,408
I know, I know. Don't tell me...
422
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,311
You want to make sure
I don't get away, huh?
423
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:09,446
Aww.
424
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,348
Now, you step into this.
425
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:12,527
I'll step into anything, here.
426
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,129
Oh!
427
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,886
Okay, what do I do now?
428
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,755
Put your feet right up there.
429
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,056
Right up here, yeah.
430
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,435
Yeah. Okay.
431
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:21,770
Listen... There you go!
432
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,226
After you're finished here,
433
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,307
Mm-hmm? why don't
you come back to my place
434
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,230
for a real workout,
you know what I mean?
435
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,699
Oh, I'd love to,
436
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,569
but I'm afraid I'm going
to have to turn you down.
437
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:34,972
Well, you...
438
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,040
Hey!
439
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,842
I don't like guys
who come on strong.
440
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,178
Hey, wait a minute. Tina? Tina!
441
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,594
Jack? Jack!
442
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,051
Jack.
443
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,587
Larry, what are you doing?
444
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,467
Get me up. Get me up!
445
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,790
I'm getting dizzy here.
446
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:53,791
You all right? Yeah.
447
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:54,792
What are you doing?
448
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,260
Just trying to do you a favor.
449
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,274
What? I thought if Tina met me,
450
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,642
she might lose interest in you.
451
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,765
Well, what happened?
452
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,378
I don't know, she
said something about
453
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,068
not liking guys who
come on too strong.
454
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,672
Larry, that's it, that's why
she's so attracted to me!
455
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,006
I've been playing hard to get!
456
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:10,385
Yeah, that's great,
pal. Could you...
457
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:11,708
I've got to come on strong.
458
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,844
Thanks a lot, pal.
Could you... Jack!
459
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:17,781
Jack?
460
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,684
Hey, babe.
461
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,052
Hey, juice me.
462
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:27,091
Apple for Jack,
passionfruit for the lady.
463
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,527
We don't have any passionfruit.
464
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,161
Oh, yeah? Well,
no prob, juicetender.
465
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,864
I'll squeeze my own. Come here.
466
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:44,374
Jack? Jack, that's
her boyfriend.
467
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:48,545
Good lord!
468
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,914
You can kiss your teeth goodbye.
469
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,016
Hey, let him go.
470
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,383
I don't think he heard you.
471
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:02,092
You asked for this.
472
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:06,342
Oh my God!
473
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,297
What?
474
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:08,999
That bicep!
475
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:12,970
You must have put a
quarter of an inch on it.
476
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:16,273
You noticed.
477
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:19,721
Have you been
bench-pressing behind my back?
478
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:24,615
Well, I was sort of
saving it for a surprise.
479
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,595
You two probably
want to be alone.
480
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,784
Excuse me.
481
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,153
Right after I take care of you.
482
00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:31,266
Chest hairs.
483
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:39,930
This is so funny.
Isn't this funny, Tina?
484
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:41,365
What's funny?
485
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,999
You.
486
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:45,769
You thinking that Tina
could possibly be interested
487
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:48,071
in a weak, puny excuse
for a man like this.
488
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:55,545
Well, I felt that...
489
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:56,992
Wait a second, wait a second.
490
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,883
You thought I had
a thing for this, this...
491
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:02,553
This wimp.
492
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:05,334
Aw, come on, Janet.
You said you'd never tell.
493
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,691
Shut up! All right. I'm sorry.
494
00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:10,928
Hey.
495
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,796
Hey, you.
496
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:16,199
Let's go pump
some iron together.
497
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:20,037
You really know how
to get to a guy, don't ya?
498
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:24,041
Bye, Tina. Nice to
meet you, Mr. Bunyan.
499
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:28,512
Janet, let me tell you
about Tina and me.
500
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:31,882
Oh, no, it's okay, Jack.
She told me everything.
501
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:33,317
Everything?
502
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:34,618
Yeah.
503
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,420
Thanks, Jack.
504
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:37,421
Oh, Janet. Thank you.
505
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:38,422
Jack!
506
00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:41,792
Larry? Larry!
507
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,639
Oh, Larry! How did you get...
508
00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:45,328
Jack, let's get him down.
509
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:47,031
Hi, Janet.
510
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:49,133
Oh, Larry. Thanks, Pal.
511
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:53,604
You know, Janet, you look
a lot better upside-down.
512
00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:54,816
Really, Larry? Yeah.
513
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,317
Well, then, why
don't you look again.
514
00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:57,708
Janet!
515
00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,677
Jack? Janet?
516
00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:00,745
Jack?
517
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,880
Hey, you guys, what about me?
518
00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:04,414
Hang in there.
519
00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:15,270
Jack, did you speak with Tina?
520
00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:17,094
Well, I didn't, exactly.
521
00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:18,206
Listen, I've been thinking.
522
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,764
Your only way out
is to convince Tina
523
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,466
that you're passionately
involved with someone else.
524
00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:25,035
Terri, there's no
reason I have to...
525
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,403
Would you just listen to me?
526
00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:28,683
The next time Tina
sees you at the gym,
527
00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:31,508
she'll find you in a
compromising position with me.
528
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,577
Terri, I don't think
that's necess... with you?
529
00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:36,146
Uh-huh.
530
00:23:36,214 --> 00:23:38,348
Gee, I don't know. I
wouldn't know what to do.
531
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:41,852
Oh, gosh, do I have
to do everything?
532
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,121
Okay, now, Tina has to
see something like, um...
533
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:48,625
this.
534
00:23:48,694 --> 00:23:51,695
Terri!
535
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:52,696
Shh!
536
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:56,299
I'm doing this for you, Janet.
537
00:23:57,703 --> 00:23:59,436
What's going on?
538
00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:01,505
We have to get
Tina to drop Jack.
539
00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:06,376
She already has.
540
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,377
Huh?
541
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,424
Oh, I guess in
all the excitement,
542
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,082
I forgot to tell you.
543
00:24:14,387 --> 00:24:17,954
Terri, wait a minute.
544
00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:26,456
Closed-Captioned by J.R.
Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA
545
00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:47,984
Three's Company was videotaped
in front of a studio audience.
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