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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Come on, Ter, it's your move.
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It's open, Larry!
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Hi. Listen, I need
a quick answer.
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My date just cancelled on me.
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I made such big plans.
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How would you girls like
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to have an exotic
dinner with me?
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Exotic dinner? Sure!
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Yeah, sounds wonderful.
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That's great. I just spent 6
bucks on Chinese takeout.
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I hate to see it go to waste.
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Ohh!
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Hi, Jan, Ter, Lar.
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Woo! Woo!
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Please, please, please, please,
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please, please,
please, please, please.
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What, you got a date
in a store window?
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What did you do,
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just fallen off a wedding cake?
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No. It just so happens
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that I'm going to a
charity party tonight
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with Miss Jessica Barrish.
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Not the Jessica Barrish?
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That's right...
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Queen of the jet-setters.
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So what if she's rich?
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I'm willing to
accept her faults.
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What is she doing
with you, slumming?
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That's funny.
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She happens to enjoy
my company, Lawrence.
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Oh, yeah? Which company
did you tell her you owned,
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AT&T or just IBM?
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That's funny. Listen, Shecky,
I got a favor to ask you.
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Can I borrow your
car for tonight?
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Sure. Can I borrow
Jessica tomorrow night?
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Larry... I'll get the keys.
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Come here.
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Yeah.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Of course, Janette,
darling, anything.
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Does she think that you're rich?
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Well, she knows that
I own a restaurant,
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among other things.
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What other things?
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We didn't go into details.
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She thinks he's rich.
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Jack, you are getting
in over your head,
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pretending to be
something you're not.
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Terri, I... look, I...
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Jack, let me ask you something.
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Don't you feel silly
trying to keep up
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with her and her rich friends?
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Janet, I can keep up with
that rich crowd just fine.
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Now let me ask you something.
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Can I borrow $30?
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What?
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Well, look, it costs
$50 per person to get in.
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I paid Angelino the rent
money, so I'm a little short.
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Short? Okay, you can
borrow my high heels.
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Would you... Janet, please.
I'll pay you back Thursday.
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Please, please.
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Give it to him, Janet.
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I can't stand to see
a grown man cry.
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Okay, okay. Okay.
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All right, all right, all right.
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Thank you so much.
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I've only got a
couple of 20s, Terri.
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You think you have change?
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Let me just take a look.
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You guys are
great. You see that?
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You're real friends, you know?
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Surprise.
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Jessica. Uh, hi.
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Uh, you were supposed to
meet me at my restaurant.
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Well, I got there early,
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and I couldn't wait to see you,
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so I asked your helper
where to find you,
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and here I am. I
hope you don't mind.
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Well, uh...
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You don't live here, do you?
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Yes. What?
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Yes, I don't live here.
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Oh.
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I thought not.
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Okay, Jack, here's your money.
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
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Uh... and if you're ever
late with the rent again,
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it's sidewalk time.
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What?
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You heard me.
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Did I tell you
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I also dabble in real estate?
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Oh.
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Give these tenants an
inch, they'll rob you blind.
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Well, well...
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My, my, my. Who's
this vision of loveliness?
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That's Miss Barrish
to you, Lawrence.
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And out of uniform again.
Look at this. My chauffeur.
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He's, uh... You'll have
to excuse his manners.
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He's totally lost when
he's not behind the wheel.
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I'm so sorry, sir.
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I... I got carried away.
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No problem, Lawrence. Very good.
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We won't be needing
you this evening.
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We're going to use
Miss Barrish's car.
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Very good, sir.
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Oh. About tomorrow, sir.
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Will you be using the
Caddy or the Rolls?
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The... The Rolls.
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Very good, sir.
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The blue or the green?
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It doesn't matter.
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Top up or down? Get out!
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Whatever you say, sir.
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So hard to get decent
help nowadays, isn't it?
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Oh, dear. Shall we go?
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Uh, Mr. Tripper, sir, may
we have a word with you?
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Oh, that's all right.
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I'll let you finish
your business.
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I'll wait downstairs.
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I... I hate to leave my Jaguar
alone in this neighborhood.
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Lordy, I know what you mean.
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What?
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So, Muffin...
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now we're just tenants.
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Yes, Binkie.
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A minute ago, we
were his friends.
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I didn't know what to tell her.
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Try telling her the truth,
Jack, that you're not rich.
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Yeah, she's bound to
find out sooner or later.
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Then I don't have to tell her.
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Oh, Jack!
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You'd better tell
her the truth tonight.
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Okay, okay.
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I'll tell her that I don't
have any money,
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because you tenants
are robbing me blind.
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Oh, Jack! Come back here...
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Number 6 a winner!
Number 6 a winner!
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There she goes.
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Where she stops nobody knows.
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Okay, number 28
black is the winner.
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Number 28.
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Sure. Here you go, Barry...
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15,000 in chips.
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15,000?
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That's what everybody gets
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with the price of admission.
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Too bad it isn't real money.
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Ha ha! I wouldn't be
giving it away then.
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Sign here.
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For play money?
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We've got to
keep a strict count.
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Whoever wins the most
at the end of the night
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wins the prize.
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Oh. All right.
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Good evening, Miss Barrish.
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Hello, Evelyn.
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Hello, Evelyn. I'm Jack Tripper.
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Here's my donation.
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Thank you.
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My pleasure.
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Wow! Your father lives here?
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Yes.
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It's, uh... nice.
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Now that he's all alone,
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he really doesn't
need a big place.
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Champagne?
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You got any beer?
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Beer?
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It's just for later so I
can shampoo my hair.
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That's okay, Jack.
I like beer, too.
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You know, that's
what I love about you...
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You're so down-to-earth
and unpretentious.
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Well, it's just something I
picked up at prep school.
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Champagne?
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Mm.
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My pleasure.
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Oh, I have such
exciting plans for us...
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Opening night at the opera,
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the Grand Prix in Monte Carlo,
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skiing the slopes of St.
Moritz in the springtime.
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St. Moritz?
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You will be able to
get away, won't you?
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Get away.
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Uh...
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Jessica, there's
something I have to tell you.
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It means a lot for me
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to be able to share these things
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with a man who's
going to be my lover.
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Jessica, I'm not
real... Your lover?
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Yes.
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Well, now, the prospect
doesn't bother you,
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does it?
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No, no, not at all.
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Now, what were you going
to say about St. Moritz?
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I'll start waxing
my skis tomorrow.
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Jessica, darling, how are you?
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Oh, hello, Bradley.
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Jack, this is Bradley
and Veronica Hastings.
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Delighted.
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Brad. Veron.
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Hello.
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They're Hastings Tissues.
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Hastings Tiss-yues? Oh, yes.
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I use them quite
regularly, I must say.
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I see all your commer-see-als.
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How do they go? Uh... uh...
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♪ All Hasting Tissues
are two blows thick ♪
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♪ So reach for a Hastings
when you are sick ♪
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Pppt-ppt, ppt-ppt!
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Whoop!
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Whoops!
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That's marvelous.
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Love to have you
come down to the house
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and sing that for Daddy.
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He wrote the damn thing.
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Where have you
been hiding this one?
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I'm not talking.
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Well, you must bring him
to our party next Friday.
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See you then.
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Wonderful. Nice
to meet you, B, V.
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Take care.
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You made a hit.
My friends like you.
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Well, I must have them
come up to my house
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and play a polo match.
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We can all horse around
or something like that.
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Jessica! I didn't
see you come in.
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Hi, Dad.
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Is this the thief? Huh?
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The one who stole
my daughter's heart?
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Oh, Dad.
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Jack, this is my father.
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Pleasure to meet you, sir.
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Don't be too sure.
You don't know me yet.
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It seems like a
nice turnout, Dad.
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Yes, everything's
going just fine.
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A couple of the
waitresses didn't show up,
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so I've been filling in.
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Well, it's better than
filling out, isn't it?
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Oh, that's a good one!
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Jessica, you've
finally picked a winner.
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Hyah! Oh.
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Jack, it's good to
have you with us.
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Thank you.
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You wouldn't believe
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some of the phonies
she's brought home.
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Oh, I knew you'd like him.
264
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,384
Well, you're not gonna make
any money standing around here,
265
00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:10,528
so come with me.
266
00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:11,943
Sure.
267
00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:13,110
We'll set you up.
268
00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,180
Okay.
269
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:17,381
Here's 15,000 in chips. Enjoy.
270
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,550
$15,000?
271
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,918
Fiftee... f-fitty thousa doll...
272
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,386
$15,000? $15,000?
273
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,565
Something wrong?
274
00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:26,924
$15,000? $15,000.
275
00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,359
No, it's just that I thought
276
00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:30,361
this was gonna be a real game.
277
00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,796
A real game!
278
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,242
I like him. Sign here.
279
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,198
Huh?
280
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,678
We've got to keep a record,
281
00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:37,213
so sign your real name.
282
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:40,338
Oh. Here we go.
283
00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:42,173
Thank you very much, sir.
284
00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,041
Look at this... $15,000.
285
00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,276
Enjoy!
286
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,278
My chip.
287
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:48,424
Oh, sorry. Those are my...
288
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,380
Hey, freeze!
289
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,381
Oh, I'm sorry.
290
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,149
No problem. I don't...
291
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:55,520
I don't want you to
exert yourself, you know.
292
00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:58,923
I'll get... Those? No,
those are yours, okay.
293
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,926
Let the chips fall
where they may.
294
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,227
Let's play some roulette.
295
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,508
Number 7 red is a winner.
296
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:06,997
Number 7 red.
297
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:08,644
Well, there goes another 10,000.
298
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,769
But as long as
you're having fun.
299
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,705
That's what I always say.
300
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,007
Well, what shall we bet?
301
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:20,711
Uh... well, I'll bet
a dollar on, uh...
302
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,314
That's a hundred
dollar chip, sir.
303
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,783
A hun...
304
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,597
Uh, do you have change?
305
00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:29,520
$100 is the minimum bet, sir.
306
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,367
Oh! Oh, yes, of
course, of course.
307
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,069
You don't have any
micro-chips, do you?
308
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,237
Little ones? No?
Okay, let's see.
309
00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,472
Uh, 8's my lucky number,
310
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:37,628
so why don't we do...
311
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,874
Wait. Hang on one second.
312
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:39,830
You know something?
313
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,310
17. That's my
birthday, the 17th.
314
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:44,102
Can't go wrong
there. One second.
315
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:45,903
What month is
September? 9, right?
316
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,838
Let me do 9 for sure. Where's 9?
317
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:50,075
There. Little 9.
318
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,076
Jack. Yeah?
319
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,444
You're holding up the table.
320
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,657
Maybe... You know something?
Let me do 100 on the red.
321
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:55,613
No problem.
322
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,048
And, uh, to play it safe,
323
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,516
100 on the black.
324
00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:01,886
Betting on both colors?
You can't win that way.
325
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,922
Oh. Then, uh, why bother?
326
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,090
Spin it.
327
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,226
Maybe you'd like something
328
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,596
a little more exciting.
329
00:12:11,665 --> 00:12:13,998
Oh, I would, I would.
330
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,866
Craps is much more fun.
331
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,568
Oh. Craps.
332
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:22,173
Number 3 the winner, number 3.
333
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,674
We're looking for a new shooter.
334
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:24,675
Right here.
335
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,025
Reach for the sky.
336
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,579
Oh, I see. Oh, me?
337
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:31,049
Uh... okay.
338
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,951
Come on, 7-11.
339
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,086
You have to place a bet first.
340
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,921
Oh, I knew that.
341
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,357
Just, uh, being jocular.
342
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,893
Let's see, uh,
eeny-meeny-miney...
343
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:44,629
Uh, why don't you
let me place the bet?
344
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,164
I feel lucky.
345
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,698
Sure, go ahead.
346
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:49,868
Bet it all.
347
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:50,936
All?
348
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:55,272
Snake eyes. You lose.
349
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:56,585
I didn't mean... Wait a minute.
350
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,887
No, no. That was a mis...
351
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,155
Sir, could I
speak... That was...
352
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,256
Lose all your money?
353
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,679
The man took the mon...
354
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:06,084
Well, easy come, easy go!
355
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,230
Isn't this great?
356
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:23,835
Yeah. Nothing like
eating out of a paper box.
357
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:26,181
Actually, Larry, when you
asked us out to dinner tonight,
358
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,572
I was kind of hoping we'd
get out of the apartment.
359
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:29,774
Well, if Terri doesn't mind,
360
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:32,210
you and I could take
this stuff up to my place.
361
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:36,847
Just a thought.
362
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,597
Hey, Jack!
363
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,454
Hi, guys. What's happenin'.
364
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:47,036
What are you doing
home so early?
365
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:52,329
Oh, it's just that the
party was so boring.
366
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,577
Oh. Why don't you
come join us? Come here.
367
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,281
No, thanks. I'm not hungry.
368
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,872
All right, girls.
Now for some fun!
369
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,874
It's fortune cookie time.
370
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:08,112
Oh, enough, Larry.
You're spoiling us.
371
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:10,848
No, no, no. This
came with the dinner.
372
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:15,186
Let me see here.
373
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:18,189
"A fool and his money
are soon parted."
374
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:26,563
"True love has no price tag."
375
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:31,802
"Confucious say:
376
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:35,206
"man who has money to
burn makes an ash of himself."
377
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,458
Jack, what's the matter?
378
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,530
Come on. What's the matter?
379
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,965
Come on. Oh, Janet.
380
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,922
The party wasn't
boring. I snuck out.
381
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,469
I didn't even say
goodbye to Jessica.
382
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:57,462
Why not? They
had gambling there.
383
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,363
Oh, yeah? How'd you do, pal?
384
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,767
I lost $15,000.
385
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,370
$15,000?
386
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,805
You don't have $15,000.
387
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,874
I know, but Mr. Barrish
made me sign for it
388
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,544
and now I have to
come up with $15,000.
389
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:21,385
Don't look at me. I just blew
my whole wad on this dinner.
390
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,054
Larry!
391
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,790
Jack...
392
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,725
I lost every...
393
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,038
Wait a minute. What's this?
394
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,329
Oh, I forgot about these.
395
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,331
Hey, hey! We're
back in business!
396
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,299
Larry, this is only $400.
397
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,912
That's all we need to
win your money back.
398
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,976
Are you crazy? That's how he
got into the mess in the first place.
399
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:41,606
Don't you see?
400
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,140
He didn't know
what he was doing.
401
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,943
But with me by his side,
we'll win all his money back.
402
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,089
How can I do that?
403
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,881
I have a system!
He has a system!
404
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,894
No time to talk, Janet.
Larry's gotta get changed.
405
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,263
You got a tux? Got a tux.
406
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,931
He's got a tux and
he's got a system.
407
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,421
Work with me, Larry.
408
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,158
Do you think they'll
win his money back?
409
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,271
Are you kidding?
410
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,261
Okay. Then it's up to us.
411
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,497
We're gonna have to
talk to Jessica's father.
412
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,332
We'll tell him that
Jack got carried away
413
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,146
and he doesn't really
have that kind of money.
414
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,914
Do you think he'll buy that?
415
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:14,439
Terri, this is a charity affair.
416
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,173
All they want to do
is raise some money.
417
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,909
They don't want to
get anybody in trouble.
418
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:21,078
Oh, I don't know
if it'll do any good.
419
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,981
Would you rather leave it up
to the Chinese takeout artist?
420
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,150
Let's go.
421
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,404
Seven. A winner.
422
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,295
Oh, wow. Look at this place.
423
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,843
Just a moment. Huh?
424
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,700
Where are your tickets?
425
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,379
Oh, um, we're not guests.
426
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,515
No, no. We just have
to see Mr. Barrish.
427
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,106
Oh, you should have
been here hours ago.
428
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,285
What?
429
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:51,942
The kitchen's back that way.
430
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,911
You'll find your
waitress uniforms there.
431
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,447
Waitress uniforms?
432
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,160
No, you see, we're...
We're, uh, changing.
433
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,024
Changing right
now. Come on, Terri.
434
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:06,523
What did I tell you?
Look at this place.
435
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,206
Well, hello again, Evelyn.
436
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,607
Welcome back, Mr. Tripper.
437
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:15,332
Nice to be back. Thank
you, thank you. Evie.
438
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:18,569
Excuse me, sir. Do
you have a ticket?
439
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,871
How much are they? $50.
440
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,974
Even for the press?
441
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,843
Oh, are you with a newspaper?
442
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,232
You better go in
without me, Jack.
443
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:30,147
I should be covering that party
at the Western White House.
444
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,216
Oh, wait, please.
445
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:35,286
Mr.? Scoop Dallas is the name.
446
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:39,590
Mr. Dallas, could you
give us a few minutes?
447
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,293
It's a very, very worthy cause.
448
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:45,463
Well, if it's for a
worthy cause...
449
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,309
Do you have any
complimentary chips?
450
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,614
Excuse me. Come on, Scooper.
451
00:17:57,643 --> 00:18:01,012
Now how do we find out
which one Jessica's father is?
452
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,513
We'll ask somebody.
453
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,114
Why didn't I think of that?
454
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,150
Excuse me, sir.
455
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,952
Well, well.
456
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,622
A tasty dish
carrying a tasty dish.
457
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:14,991
I don't know which
one to try first!
458
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,393
Try this.
459
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,267
Four, four! A field roll four.
460
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:26,381
Hurry up, Larry. How long does it take
for this system of yours to get started?
461
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:27,549
Jack. What do I bet on?
462
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,106
I'm working on it. Let's see.
463
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:31,809
First a five came
up, then a nine.
464
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,912
Then a craps, then that
gorgeous redhead passed by.
465
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,358
Larry, would you
get on top of this?
466
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:37,414
Okay, all right.
467
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,083
Bet it all on 11.
468
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,163
Maybe it's nine. What?
469
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:43,888
11.11 a winner! 11!
470
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,089
I won! I won!
471
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:47,358
You see, my system
works every time.
472
00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:50,194
Larry, look at that. I
doubled my money!
473
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,129
We'll never find
him at this rate.
474
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:53,275
I know.
475
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,466
Oh, there's Mr. Barrish
now. Oh, Good.
476
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:58,268
Wait! I'm not done!
477
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,437
Oh, here.
478
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:03,340
Hors d'oeuvre?
479
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,889
No, I'd rather have
something to eat.
480
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:13,618
Wow. People really seem
to be having fun at this party.
481
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,319
Well, that's the idea.
482
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,089
Yeah, but it probably
wouldn't be too much fun
483
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,958
if somebody lost a whole
lot of money gambling.
484
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,404
Why not? Well...
485
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:24,227
You know, if they
couldn't afford it.
486
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:26,130
Couldn't afford it?
487
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,977
We're not playing
with real money.
488
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,566
You're not?
489
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,168
No, this is for fun.
490
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:34,738
Now who would be stupid
enough to think this was for real?
491
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,173
I won again!
492
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:38,876
Look at this, Larry.
493
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,712
I won back everything I
lost. We can go home now.
494
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:44,982
Whoa! When you're on
a roll, let it ride. No, no...
495
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,117
Guaranteed, Jack.
Jack, I'm telling you...
496
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,297
Let... Yikes!
497
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,321
11! Another winner!
498
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:54,658
See, you just have to know
what you're doing, you know?
499
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,628
Okay, talk to me
again. Make it work.
500
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,130
Move it, mama! Aye!
501
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,933
Seven, a natural!
Seven! A natural.
502
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:07,638
But that's $30,000. Ahh!
503
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,042
Pssst!
504
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,143
Leave him alone. He's hot.
505
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,280
Luck, you'd better be
some kind of lady tonight.
506
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:21,252
Seven! Another winner! Seven!
507
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,520
I did it again!
508
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,888
Partners. Remember, partners.
509
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,134
I have to talk to you.
510
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,758
Not now, he's on a roll.
511
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,828
Hum baby, hum
baby, hum baby, hye...
512
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,363
Yo, 11! Yo, 11!
513
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:34,443
Look at this.
514
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,178
Excuse me, who
needs your tissues.
515
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,746
From now on, I'm
gonna blow my nose
516
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,438
in $100 bills. Excuse me!
517
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,252
Jack.
518
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:46,121
You came back. Oh, did I ever.
519
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,112
Look at all this money I won!
520
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:49,780
Ya-ya-ya-ya-yahoo!
521
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,994
Jack, you're making
a fool of yourself.
522
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,896
You know perfectly
well this isn't real money.
523
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,053
Maybe not to you, but
to a poor guy like me,
524
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,487
this is a fortune.
525
00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,657
Poor? Well, I was,
but not anymore.
526
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,905
You mean you lied to me?
527
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,763
Just a little bit. I will make
it up to you in St. Moritz.
528
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,998
Okay, come on. Yap yap
yap, yap yap yap. Ah-ha!
529
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:12,135
Seven! Another winner! Seven!
530
00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:15,072
Jack! There is
over $100,000 here!
531
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,707
I'm rich! I'm rich!
532
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,442
We're rich! We're rich!
533
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,791
God, look at this. Look at this.
534
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,081
Jack! Jack!
535
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:27,162
Janet, Terri, what
are you doing here?
536
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,452
It's about the money.
537
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,032
Oh, yeah. Your $30.
Here you go, sweetheart.
538
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:32,734
Keep the change. Interest.
539
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,503
Give something to the
blonde woman, Larry.
540
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,487
There you go. There's
more where that came from.
541
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:41,532
Well, you're certainly
the big winner tonight.
542
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,934
You said it, Pops, and
you can say it again.
543
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,405
Ladies and gentlemen,
544
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:51,408
the big winner tonight
is Mr. Jack Tripper.
545
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,357
There you go. Thank you.
546
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,562
Uh, sorta empty isn't
it? Where's the money?
547
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,419
The cup is the prize.
548
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,056
Is this worth $100,000?
549
00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:07,591
Of course not.
550
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,394
Wait a minute. Huh?
551
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:14,965
Don't tell me you thought you
were gambling for real money?
552
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:17,634
Listen, everybody!
553
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:20,570
He thought he was
playing for real money!
554
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,013
Jessica, listen. I...
555
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,416
Come, Jessica. There's
someone I want you to meet.
556
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,017
Gladly.
557
00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:38,534
See that, Larry?
558
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,235
Everybody's walking out on me.
559
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:42,426
You talking to me, stranger?
560
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:48,666
Oh, Jack.
561
00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:50,968
This is the worst
night of my life.
562
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,015
Come on. It's not that bad.
563
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,105
Yeah. Come on. Cheer up.
564
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:57,107
Ch... Terri.
565
00:22:57,176 --> 00:23:00,143
I lost my girl, I lost
my self-respect,
566
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,779
I lost my play money.
567
00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:07,084
The only consolation is, I
don't have anything else to lose.
568
00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:08,418
Wait a minute!
569
00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:10,988
It was my system, it's my cup.
570
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,705
Okay.
571
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:34,945
Hi. Hi.
572
00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:36,279
You wanna go home now?
573
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:40,618
I'd like to go into a deep
hole and never come out.
574
00:23:40,686 --> 00:23:44,154
Oh, come on. At least you
learned a lesson from all this.
575
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:46,724
That I did. Yeah.
576
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:49,092
Don't try to be
something that you're not.
577
00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:51,362
And don't ever
lie about yourself.
578
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,363
Try to remember that.
579
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,931
Excuse me.
580
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:56,333
Didn't we meet in the Bahamas?
581
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:57,645
No.
582
00:23:57,669 --> 00:23:59,569
Sorry.
583
00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:04,642
I think it was Monte Carlo.
584
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:05,887
See you back at the beach house.
585
00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:06,951
Ta-ta!
586
00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:21,183
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Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA
587
00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:42,345
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