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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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There we are, Mr. Gretski.
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All finished.
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Thank you, nurse.
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Bye. Bye-bye.
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Listen, Terri. Hmm?
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Why don't you
knock off a little early?
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I'll take over.
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There's only one
patient left, anyway.
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Oh, thanks, Marge.
You know, I'm beat.
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You can come in now.
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If you'll just sit
over there, please.
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Marge. That's Brett Wade.
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The soap opera star.
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It is? I never noticed.
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I'll be with you in a
minute, Mr. Wade.
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No, you won't.
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Mr. Wade.
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I see that you've
had a little accident.
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It's nothing. It happened
on set today. I'll be all right.
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Nothing? I bet he
broke half his ribs.
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Would you wait outside, please?
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But I'm his agent. Bernie.
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Going. I'm going.
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So. Mr. Wade.
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Would you, um, take
off your shirt, please?
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But we hardly know each other.
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Mr. Wade.
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I am a nurse.
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And I can assure you
that I have seen thousands,
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millions of men without their...
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Oh my...
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Janet! What?
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Come here! Quick! Quick!
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What? What's goin' on?
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You will never guess who I
examined at the hospital today.
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Who?
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Brett Wade.
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The Brett Wade?
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You mean the star
of County Hospital?
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Yes! Yes!
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What was he doing
at the hospital?
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Well, he had a little accident.
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But he's okay now.
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I'd like to be that okay.
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The guy's out with a
different girl every night!
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He is really something.
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I'll get that.
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Hello? Speaking.
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Brett?
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It's him!
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You want a what?
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Tonight?
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Well, let me check my calendar.
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Please hold.
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No, I don't seem to
have any plans tonight.
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7:00 would be just about fine.
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All right.
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Bye.
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She's going out with Brett Wade!
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I am going out with Brett Wade!
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You are not going
out with Brett Wade.
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Why not?
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Didn't you hear what
I said about him?
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Yeah. You said, "He
is really something."
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You didn't let me finish.
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I was gonna say,
he is really something
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that ought to be put away.
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No decent woman is safe
with him walking the streets.
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Don't you have to go
to work or something?
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Terri. I wanna... Listen, Jack.
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I'm a big girl now.
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Janet. Talk.
She'll listen to you.
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Okay. Fine, Jack. I will.
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Terri, honey? What?
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What're ya gonna wear?
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I never should
have listened to you.
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I'm gonna call back and cancel
the date. Oh, no, you're not.
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She's a nice,
normal, sweet girl.
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The kinda girl you
oughtta be seen with.
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Then you take her.
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I don't like that type.
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And the sponsor
don't like your type.
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All those cheap floozies
you've been seen with.
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Hey, hey. You're talkin'
about my girlfriends.
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Excuse me.
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Listen. The bottom line is,
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you're sponsored
by a soap company.
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And they want actors
with clean images.
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Aw, come on.
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Unless you wanna go back
to selling aluminum siding.
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Okay. I'll date the nurse.
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Good. But that's just
step one. Huh? Now...
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Terri.
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Brett's gonna be
here any minute.
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I know.
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Are you not nervous?
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Oh, dear Janet.
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It's just a date.
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Terri, that's him!
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Where ya goin'?
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To throw up.
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No, no, no.
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You're not.
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You're gonna answer the door.
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I can't. I can't. Go on.
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Terri, just go.
Oh, no. Oh, no...
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Just stand here. Stay.
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Smile.
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Hi, Brett.
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Hi.
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How are your ribs?
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Fine. Fine.
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May I come in?
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Why, of course.
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Hi. Hi.
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Oh! Uh...
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I'd like you to meet my
roommate Jah-jah-jah...
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Janet. Janet.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Pleasure's all mine.
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That's what you think.
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Why don't we sit down, Terri?
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Okay.
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Oh, right!
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I lost my head, there.
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What am I doing here?
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Right. Yeah.
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I'll just... I'll just go out.
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And that way, uh... well...
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You'll have time to...
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get to know each other better.
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Oh.
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Uh... Did you have a nice day?
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Nothing unusual.
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I performed open heart surgery.
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What?
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On today's episode
of County Hospital.
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Oh.
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Oh, you are so funny.
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Oh, gosh. It must
be great being a star.
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Oh, well, I...
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Actually, it is.
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Not as nice as meeting
someone by chance and...
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finding out that
you really like them.
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It's him!
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It's Brett Wade!
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I told you!
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Hi.
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Sounds just like him.
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Brett, this is our landlord.
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Mr. Furley.
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Glad to meet you.
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You are?
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See, Larry? He's not
stuck up, like you said.
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He's such a joker.
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Continually.
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So, really, Brett. Larry Dallas.
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I'm in transportation.
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So, Brett, baby.
Come on. Tell me.
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What is your secret
with women? Huh?
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What? Is it somethin'
you're born with
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or somethin' you have to take?
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Larry.
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It's okay. It's no secret.
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I just try to be open
and honest with women.
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Open and honest, huh?
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That's just sneaky
enough to work.
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Shouldn't we be
on our way, Brett?
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Of course. Wait a minute.
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I wanna get a picture.
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Why not? All right.
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Larry! Get outta there!
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It's all right. I don't mind.
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Janet! You're
ruining the picture.
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Mr. Furley, you can be
in a picture with Brett, too.
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Oh. Good idea.
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Wait a minute!
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I can't take the picture
and be in it at the same time.
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Give it to me, Mr. Furley.
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You pose. I will
take the picture.
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Well, I'm not prepared. But...
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One, two, three!
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Mr. Furley, the
flash didn't go off.
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Am I the only one around
here who can do anything right?
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Oop!
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Damn!
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Would you please calm down?
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Terri should have
been home hours ago.
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Jack. It is not that late.
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With that lover boy?
It's later than you think.
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Oh. Look, even if you are right,
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don't you think that Terri
knows how to say "No"?
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Yes. But will she remember?
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Would you stop it?
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You are being ridiculous.
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You are. I just... Look.
Here she is. See?
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Terri? How'd it go?
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Terri?
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Terri, what happened?
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Isn't it obvious what happened?
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You be quiet.
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Terri, honey. It's all right.
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Tell us what happened.
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He... he... he...
Oh, God! I knew it!
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Terri. Go on.
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He... he... I don't
wanna hear it!
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He asked me to marry him.
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I'll kill him! He...
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He... he...
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He... he actually
proposed to you?
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Uh-huh. That's wonderful.
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That's crazy! What's
the matter with you?
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I'm glad Terri has
more sense than that.
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What'd you say to the creep?
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I said... yes! Oh, Terri!
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I know! I'm so happy...
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What do you mean,
Terri, you said yes?
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You just met the guy!
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I know, Jack. But, gosh.
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Sometimes I feel like I've
known him for such a long time.
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Of course you have!
You've been watching
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his dumb show for five years.
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Terri? Huh?
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Terri, how did he propose?
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What did he say?
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Well, he said, "Darling,
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you are the woman that I've
always dreamed of meeting."
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Oh...
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That's beautiful.
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Then what did he say?
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"I know this may seem a
little sudden to you, but..."
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Yeah? Yeah?
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"But I didn't wanna take
the chance of losing you."
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So? So?
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"Will you marry me?"
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Yes!
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I just can't believe it.
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You both fell for the
oldest line in the world.
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It was not a line! Yeah.
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Oh, really?
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Did he give you a ring?
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No.
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A-ha! Did he set a date
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for the wedding? No.
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What was that?
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No! I rest my case.
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What're you gettin'
at? Don't you see?
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He only proposed to her just
because he was after her body.
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Well, if he marries
me, he can have it.
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Way to tell him, Terri.
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You get that, Jack?
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If he marries her,
he can have it.
269
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,009
I got more film!
270
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,177
Is he here?
271
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,812
Save it for the wedding.
272
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:35,980
What wedding?
273
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:40,018
They think that Brett
Wade is getting married.
274
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,420
Brett Wade can't get married.
275
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,221
Why not?
276
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,335
Because if Brett got
married, his nurse,
277
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:49,360
Gillian, would be so jealous,
she'd blab to everyone
278
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,896
that Brett's first wife,
Sadie, isn't really dead.
279
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,364
She just has amnesia.
280
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,835
Mr. Furley.
281
00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:00,972
We're not talkin' about
some dumb TV show here.
282
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,774
We're talkin' about
real life, for God's sakes!
283
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,044
Brett Wade is gonna marry Terri!
284
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,479
Really? Yes!
285
00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:10,125
That's wonderful!
286
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:14,285
Wait a minute. Nobody
is gonna marry anybody.
287
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,288
Sounds like you're
a little jealous, Jack.
288
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,567
Jealous?
289
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,025
Always the bridesmaid,
never the bride?
290
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:33,071
But, Brett, I thought that...
291
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,039
Well, uh, yes.
292
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,786
Yes. This is it. El kiss-off.
293
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:42,246
Well, if that's the
way you want it.
294
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,348
All right. Good night.
295
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,818
Hey, Ter?
296
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:51,322
Come here. Come here.
297
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:55,026
I know how you must feel.
298
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,661
And I wish I was wrong
about the guy, but look.
299
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:01,966
Isn't it better to find out
now, instead of later?
300
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:05,503
He wants to marry
me this Saturday.
301
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,572
Oh!
302
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,543
I'm so happy for you.
Oh, thank you, Janet!
303
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,212
Congratulations! Oh,
thank you, Mr. Furley!
304
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,420
Terri, I-I guess I was wrong.
305
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:26,758
I'm sorry. I wish you all
the happiness in the world.
306
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,260
Oh, Jack.
307
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,361
Aww...
308
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,298
Hold it! I wanna
get a picture! Okay!
309
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,502
Damn!
310
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,071
Damn that drug store!
311
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,592
Here you are, sir. Enjoy.
312
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,027
Thank you. Is
everything all right?
313
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:55,253
Fine. Would you bring
me a glass of white wine?
314
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,453
Very dry?
315
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:57,655
Very good.
316
00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,964
Oh. Good evening. Table for...
317
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,339
Wait a minute. Aren't you...
318
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,908
Brett Wade. County Hospital.
319
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:10,768
Brett Wade. I, uh, what
are you doing here?
320
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,082
Well, this is a
restaurant, isn't it?
321
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,239
Yes. Yes, it is.
322
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,708
And I have a lovely
table, for you and
323
00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:20,278
uh, your sister?
324
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:21,946
Sister? Hah!
325
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,585
Brett, do we really
have to eat at this dump?
326
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,232
Shirley, I told you. The
Sea Cliff was too crowded.
327
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:33,736
One table, for the
happy couple. Right here.
328
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,921
Madam? Thank you.
329
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,640
Take your time.
330
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,904
Why couldn't we go someplace
where there's some action?
331
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,117
You expect me to
parade you all over town
332
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,385
the night before my wedding?
333
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,888
I don't see why you
gotta marry her, anyhow.
334
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,222
Shh. I told you.
335
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:55,524
To get my contract renewed.
336
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,727
Then it's off to Mexico
for a quickie annulment.
337
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:00,699
Oh! Oh!
338
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:07,230
Lucky it was dry
wine. Otherwise...
339
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:14,265
Uh, listen. You
can take off now.
340
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,233
I won't need you any
more tonight. Thanks.
341
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:24,675
Terri! Listen.
342
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:26,822
I need you at the
restaurant, right away.
343
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,046
I have no time to explain.
344
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,949
Look, come through
the back entrance.
345
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:34,651
Don't argue, Terri!
Get over here, quick!
346
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,800
All right. Bye.
347
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,110
Here we are.
348
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,311
Oh. There you go.
349
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:50,646
Care for some more wine?
350
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,381
I'll have a double scotch.
351
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,005
We don't serve liquor.
352
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,174
Let's get outta here.
353
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:01,378
There is a lot of cognac
in the duck sauce.
354
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,158
Cognac? Oh, you'll love it.
355
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,127
As a matter of fact,
that particular duck
356
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,995
was still flying
after it was cooked.
357
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,586
Because it was so high
358
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:12,215
on the alcohol...
Drink up. You'll really...
359
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,595
Brett. Would you
go across the street
360
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,432
and get me a nice
little bottle of scotch?
361
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,967
Sweetie, what's
wrong with the wine?
362
00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:25,069
Wine makes me sleepy.
363
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:29,106
But scotch makes me...
364
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:34,645
I'll be right back.
365
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,147
Jack? Terri. It's about time.
366
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,894
Why'd I have to use the back?
367
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,551
I wanted to speak to you first.
368
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,220
The shock might be too much.
369
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,066
Would you stop playing games?
370
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,668
I have a million things to do.
371
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:46,902
Now what's going on?
372
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,726
I was trying to be
gentle with you.
373
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,661
Maybe it's just better
374
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,530
that you go out
and see for yourself.
375
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:53,531
Go ahead. Jack.
376
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,680
Go on. Go on.
377
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:09,046
Jack. Oh, Terri. Terri.
378
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,415
Okay.
379
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:15,620
Let it out.
380
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,456
Let what out?
381
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,835
Didn't you see
who was out there?
382
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,660
Yeah. A man and a woman.
383
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,195
So?
384
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,531
Oh, Jack. Honey, don't worry.
385
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,998
Business'll pick up.
386
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,651
There ya are, sweetie.
387
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,035
I'll be right back.
388
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,354
Where ya goin'?
389
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:41,412
I promised Terri I'd call at 9.
390
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:44,214
Thanks a lot.
391
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:48,085
Wait a minute.
Where's your boyfriend?
392
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,714
I don't have a boyfriend.
393
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,705
He's gotta be here
somewhere. The men's room!
394
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:57,906
Oh, Jack! Come on!
395
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,598
What is the matter
with you, Jack?
396
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,947
All right. I know
you're in there!
397
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:06,103
Come out on the count of
three, or I'm gonna drag you out!
398
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:07,171
One!
399
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:08,606
Two!
400
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:10,374
Don't hit me!
401
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,457
Uh, sir? I'm,
I'm terribly sorry.
402
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,658
I thought you were
somebody else.
403
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,394
When you find him,
give him my dinner.
404
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,349
Because I'm leaving!
405
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,864
No, sir. Excuse me.
No, no, wait, wait...
406
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,622
No! I know the guy
is here somewhere...
407
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,135
Jack. Jack! Have you
408
00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:28,703
lost your mind?
Terri, brace yourself.
409
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:32,029
Brett Wade was here
with another woman.
410
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:33,642
I don't believe you!
411
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,833
Oh, yeah? What's he
doing here, then? Huh?
412
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,136
Brett! Terri.
413
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,938
Glad I found you. I
called your house,
414
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,639
but Janet said there
was some emergency
415
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:43,909
at your roommate's restaurant.
416
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,943
I was worried sick.
417
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,511
Oh, Brett.
418
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:52,849
You'll have to do
better than that.
419
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,385
You must be Jack.
420
00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,690
Terri's told me great
things about you.
421
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,999
And I take them all back.
422
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,339
Can you believe it, Brett?
423
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,906
He tried to convince me
424
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,175
that you were here
with some other woman.
425
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:08,232
No!
426
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,945
I know what I saw!
427
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,714
Uh, but maybe I was mistaken.
428
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:14,650
I didn't see you with
a bleached blonde
429
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:18,608
with a lot of jewelry and a
dress cut down to here. No way.
430
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:21,056
I wouldn't be caught
dead with a girl like that.
431
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,524
Lemme give you some advice:
432
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:25,949
always pick a lady
with class, like Terri.
433
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,785
Lemme give you some advice.
434
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,320
Shirley. Drop dead!
435
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:33,356
One of my fans. Oh!
436
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:36,193
You can take back
your motel key.
437
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,363
And you can take
back your diamond ring.
438
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,668
What am I, crazy?
439
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,254
Terri... No.
440
00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:54,522
Brett, don't say anything.
441
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:56,391
Just let me explain.
You don't have to.
442
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:58,060
Goodbye. Terri, please.
443
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,128
Goodbye.
444
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,519
Terri, you don't understand.
445
00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:04,421
If you don't marry me, they'll
write me out of the show.
446
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:05,789
They'll kill off my character.
447
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:08,892
You don't have any character.
448
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,378
Hey, Terri.
449
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:31,549
Come on. You know
these things happen.
450
00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:34,851
Yeah. To dumb girls like me.
451
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,199
No. To nice girls like you.
452
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:40,424
Nice girls who are too trusting.
453
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:44,962
Dumb nice girls
who are too trusting.
454
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:49,166
You weren't too dumb
to find out in time.
455
00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:52,369
Oh. Thanks to you.
456
00:22:52,438 --> 00:22:54,182
It's nothin'. Just, uh...
457
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,084
Just a service I provide
458
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,653
to all my dumb, nice customers.
459
00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:07,584
Oh, Jack.
460
00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:18,506
Hey, Terri?
461
00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:19,708
Lookie, lookie!
462
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,310
I made your favorite
double-decker ham sandwich.
463
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:25,869
Yummy yummy yummy! Yum yum yum!
464
00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:28,372
No, thanks, Jack.
I'm not very hungry.
465
00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:30,941
Hey, guys? You
haven't eaten all week.
466
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:32,676
Who cares?
467
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:38,048
Oh, Jack? I know
what'll cheer Terri up.
468
00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:39,227
A little bit of television.
469
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,618
Oh, Janet. I really
don't feel like...
470
00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:43,520
Louise? What are you doing here?
471
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:44,869
That's Brett Wade's show!
472
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:48,224
How insensitive
can you get? Shh!
473
00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:51,028
You low-down,
miserable two-timing rat.
474
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,396
Wait. I can explain.
475
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:54,931
Ha! Where have I
heard that before?
476
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:58,635
I'm paying you back for every
woman you've ever wronged.
477
00:23:58,704 --> 00:23:59,903
No! Don't shoot!
478
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,809
Ha ha ha!
479
00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:08,178
You know, television's
gettin' better all the time!
480
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,914
Closed-Captioned by J.R.
Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA
481
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,141
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482
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