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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ we've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a loveable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ you'll see that life is a ball
Again laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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Jack! You know you're not supposed
To walk around in your underwear!
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Oh, gee, I'm sorry.
I'll take 'em off.
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Hey, what's going on out here?
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It's jack the stripper again.
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Shame on you.
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Come on, janet. The human
Body is nothing to be ashamed of.
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I know. But we're
Talking about yours.
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I'll ignore that remark. Janet,
Would you please iron my pants for me?
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What am I, your
Mother? Please, mommy?
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Give 'em to me, jack.
Thank you, terrence.
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I'll drop 'em off at the
Cleaners on my way to work.
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No, I need 'em tonight. Oh,
Really? Hey, catch, janet.
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Whoo-hoo, here we go!
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Don't let him get 'em.
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Oh, hi. Hi. Are jack
And janet around?
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Janet, will you give me back
My pants? Come on, janet. No!
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If you tear 'em, then
What are you gonna wear?
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Yo, janet. Whoo-hoo. What?
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Oh, hi, hi.
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Hi. Nice to see you.
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Joan? Yeah.
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Joanie. Oh, it is you.
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I didn't recognize you.
Boy, you've changed.
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Well, you two haven't.
Still horsing around, I see.
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Well, come in, please.
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I'd love to, but we can
Only stay for a minute.
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I just want you to
Meet my husband, tom.
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But if we're interrupting
Anything, we could come back...
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No. No, no, of course
Not. Hello, tom. I'm janet.
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Nice to meet you.
And this is jack.
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Hi. I just wanted the
Girls to do me a favor, so...
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I mean, uh, uh...
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Jack, why don't
You just say hi. Hi.
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And this is our roommate,
Terri alden. Hi. How are you?
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Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
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Come on. Let's all sit down.
Oh, yes, please, sit down.
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Okay, but we can't stay long.
We have to pick up my mother.
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Why, did she fall down?
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You were funnier
Without your pants.
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You look great.
Really. So do you.
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Thank you. Good to see you. So,
How long have you two been married?
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Two years. And we're
Still on our honeymoon.
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You know, I'm surprised
You're not married, janet.
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You wouldn't be if you saw
Some of the dates I've had.
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Well, I know what
You mean. Uh-huh.
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What about you, jack? You
Gonna stay single forever?
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I don't know, joan. My
Two roommates here
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Have spoiled me for other women.
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If other girls are as
Miserable to live with
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As they are, I want
No part of marriage.
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Oh, jack!
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He's just mad because
We keep saying no to him.
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Terri, don't you have
Someplace to go now?
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You're right. I'm late for
Work. Thanks for reminding me.
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It was really nice meeting you. Hope to see
You again. Bye-bye, guys. See you later.
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Bye, terri. See you later.
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Gosh, I like her.
Yeah, she's a nice girl.
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Yeah. That's her one fault.
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You're really that
Down on marriage, jack?
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Well...
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Look, I just haven't
Found ms. Right yet.
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Have you ever tried
Computer dating?
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Computer dating? Uh, no.
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That's not quite for
Me. Well, why not?
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Well, I don't wanna
Wind up with a lemon.
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That's how I met my wife.
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Well, uh, you know,
Look. I love lemons:
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Lemonade, lemon meringue
Pie, jack lemon... Wonderful.
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It's all right, jack, really. A lot
Of people have the wrong idea
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About computer dating.
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Well, is that how you
Guys met? I mean, really?
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Yes. I was tired of
The girls I was dating.
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No brains. Just pretty faces and beautiful
Bodies. You know what I mean, jack.
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Oh, yeah, what a drag.
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Now I've got both. You're lucky.
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Well, you could be too. You just
Tell the computer what you want,
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And by golly, that's
Exactly what you get.
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Exactly? Oh, yeah.
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His brother met a beauty
Contest winner that way.
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Oh. Well, no. Thanks anyway,
Tom. I'm not too interested.
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Let me just write down the
Name in case you change your mind.
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You don't have to bother
With that. Compudate.
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Honey, we really
Have to be going.
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But you just got here. Oh,
Joanie. I'm glad to see you.
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Thank you. And, tom, I
Enjoyed meeting you.
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So did I.
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Now that you're back in the
Neighborhood, will you stop by?
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Oh, sure. Bye, jack. Bye-bye.
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Take care. Okay, we will. Bye.
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Well, how about that? Can you imagine
Anyone going to a computer for a date?
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Yeah, another computer.
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I'm gonna go take a shower.
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You'd have to be pretty
Desperate, wouldn't you? Oh, right.
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Yo, jack!
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It's open, larry.
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Hey, pal, lookin' good!
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Wow.
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Thanks, lar.
Except for that tie.
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It kills the whole effect. It's
My date's favorite color... Blue.
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You're letting her walk all
Over you. I don't have time for this.
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Come on. What jacket do
You think goes with this tie?
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Nothing goes with that tie.
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I don't have time for this.
Just make yourself as usual.
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What's wrong with the jacket?
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It's not that. Computer dating?
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Let me see that. You're going on
A computer date? What happened?
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You give up on girls? Hello.
I am your computer date.
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Do not fold,
Spindle or mutilate.
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Okay, larry, come
On. Knock it off.
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Seriously, jack. What happens
When you go and kiss her good night?
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You might
Short-circuit something.
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Larry, larry, larry! You wanna
Pull the plug on it, please?
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Tell me, now what did janet
And terri say about this?
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The subject never came up. Ah.
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And it never will, right, larry?
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Hey, pal, your
Secret is safe with me.
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It's not that I have anything to
Hide or I'm ashamed or anything.
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Who's duke
Bradford? Give me that!
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So, you have nothing
To hide, eh, duke?
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Look, larry. Yeah, duke?
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It's just that I don't know
Anything about this girl.
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All they tell you is her name
And where and when to meet her.
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So, I thought I'd play it safe
And use a different name.
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The duke never plays it safe.
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If things go wrong,
He calls in the cavalry.
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♪♪
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Forward, ho!
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Larry...
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Hiya, larry. What's up?
No time to talk, pilgrim.
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I've gotta mosey on down to the
Saloon and drink me some red-eye.
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Howard cosell!
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You're a disgrace to
The regiment, yellow hair.
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Wagons, ho!
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Gabby hayes.
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Hi, terri. Hi, jack.
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Where's janet? I can't wait
To show her what I bought.
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She'll be working late. I
Have to work tonight too.
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That's too bad. You could have had
The whole place to yourself tonight.
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Why? Are you going out?
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What makes you think that?
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Because you look
So... So... Clean.
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Oh. Well, I...
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I am sort of going out tonight.
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Well, who are you
Sort of going out with?
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A girl. That narrows it down.
Where did you meet this girl?
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Around. Excuse me.
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Is it my imagination, or would you
Rather not talk about this date?
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What do you mean?
Of course I don't mind.
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It's your imagination. Silly,
Terri. I don't mind talking.
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You can ask me anything
You want. Where you going?
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Out. Excuse me.
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May I help you, sir?
Hi, I'm duke bradford.
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Yes, mr. Bradford. We
Have your table ready.
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Oh, very good. I'm meeting a
Young lady here for dinner tonight.
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Well, I can show you to your table now
And bring your party over when she arrives.
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Very, very, very good. Thanks.
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By the way, her name
Is, uh, daisy ray johnson.
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She'll be asking for me, duke
Bradford. You won't forget, will you?
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No, I don't think so.
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You don't meet many
Dukes these days. Good man.
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Yes, miss johnson,
Mr. Bradford is expecting you.
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This way, please.
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Why, uh, jack, uh, whatever
Are you doing here?
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Huh? Oh, uh, I'm just doing a survey
Of restaurants for mr. Angelino.
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Very nice place you've
Got here. Great condition.
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Thank you, mr. Bradford.
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I hope you and miss
Johnson enjoy your dinner.
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Thank you.
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Oh, gosh.
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What's so funny?
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Daisy ray?
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That's desiree.
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And you should talk. Luke.
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That's duke.
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Of all the stupid names.
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Who you calling stupid?
Duke bradford, that's who.
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It's a dumb name.
Oh, the dumb tie.
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This is blue. Blue is your
Favorite color. Not anymore.
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Excuse me. Would you care
For a drink before dinner?
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No. Yes.
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All right. Two glasses of white
Wine, please. I'll have the same.
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Come on, janet. As long as we're here,
We might as well make the best of it.
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What? You mean go
Ahead with the date?
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Well, sure. Oh, jack.
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I'd feel silly. We've been
Living together for five years.
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It's about time we had a date.
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Yeah, yeah, okay. Well,
What should we do?
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I think we should
Order a gourmet dinner.
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Hey, you're a very nice date.
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Sir, caesar salad.
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And then chateaubriand,
Medium rare, and rice pilaf.
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Very good, sir. merci.
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Wow. Jack, you knew
Exactly what I wanted.
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There might be something to
This computer stuff after all.
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Desiree. Brick.
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That's duke. Duke.
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To the electronic age!
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Mmm. Not bad.
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Well, neither are you.
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What? I don't know, janet.
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It might be the
Lighting in here,
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But I never realized
How lovely you are.
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Oh.
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Thank you very
Much, jack. Hurt me.
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Well, you know what I never
Realized about you before? What?
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That your favorite
Poet is emily dickinson.
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Oh.
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Well, I... I just
Sort of said that
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On the computer card to
Make me sound more romantic.
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Do you mean that you
Lied on your questionnaire?
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Well, just a teeny,
Weenie white one.
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Oh, jack. How small!
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Oh, yeah?
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And you're really 5'7"?
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With heels.
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And your measurements
Are really... Yes, they are!
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Kinda.
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Lordy, lordy, lordy. Yeah.
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Ahh.
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Well. Well.
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Well. Well, well, well.
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Well, after you soften up
Your date with a nice wine,
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00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,598
What do you usually do next?
239
00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:51,623
Oh, well, uh,
240
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:55,159
If she's pretty, I, uh... Nah.
241
00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:58,641
What? I don't think I should.
242
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,576
Tell me. You don't wanna know.
243
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,201
Is this a date or not? Now
Tell me. All right. I kiss her.
244
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,670
Good! Our salad.
245
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,475
Thank you.
246
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,512
All right, kiss me.
247
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,030
Go ahead. Let's just get it
Over with. Kiss me. But, janet...
248
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,196
Jack, please, I don't
Wanna waste the rest of
249
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:25,290
A nice dinner worrying
Will he or won't he.
250
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:28,292
And I'll be thinking,
Does she or doesn't she?
251
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:32,029
Now, a date is a date. Kiss me.
252
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:35,132
Can I finish what I'm chewing
First. Oh, sure. Don't eat the onion.
253
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,568
I didn't touch it. Oh, good.
254
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,670
Wait a minute.
255
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:48,145
Okay. Jack.
256
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,080
Oh!
257
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,685
Mmm, mmm. You pack
A mean one there.
258
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,620
Relax.
259
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,465
This is no good. You
Change your mind?
260
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,800
No, it's just that I'm a righty.
261
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,536
I feel uncomfortable
From this side.
262
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,072
Switch over. Just
Slide. People will see.
263
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:18,208
No one will see. Ow!
264
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:20,444
Excuse me. Excuse me.
265
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,351
Do you really have to get
Comfortable to give me one little kiss?
266
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:31,255
Trust me. I do my best work
As a right-hander. Okay, okay.
267
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,956
Ready? Ready.
268
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,558
Okay.
269
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:41,343
You really think it's worth it?
That's what we're trying to find out.
270
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:44,301
This time just tilt your
Head to the right, okay?
271
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,871
Okay, okay. Go slow.
272
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,206
Okay. Close your eyes.
273
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:54,678
Janet, I said tilt your head
To the right. This is my right!
274
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:59,617
If I meant your right, I would have said
"Your right." "The right" implies my right.
275
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,988
Then why didn't you say your
Right or my left or whatever?
276
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:08,625
I don't need any criticism! No one's
Ever picked on my kissing before!
277
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,862
Just shut up and
Kiss me! Okay, fine!
278
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,276
You know what? What?
279
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,967
I'm starving. Me too. Let's eat.
280
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,953
Look, terri must've left the
Lights on when she went to work.
281
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,944
Hey, jack. I had a
Wonderful time.
282
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:30,259
Well, you made it wonderful.
283
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:33,328
But, janet, for a while there, I didn't
Think you were gonna go through with it.
284
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:36,287
Well, don't you think I
Had a right to be nervous?
285
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:39,256
We never did anything
Like that before?
286
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:42,860
But after we kissed, everything
Seemed to fall right into place.
287
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,062
Yeah. Well, not
Quite everything.
288
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,197
That's right.
289
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,336
You never did know
Where to put your nose.
290
00:17:56,475 --> 00:18:00,244
Do you wanna go
To bed? Yes, I'm ready.
291
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:05,082
How 'bout a little
Nightcap first? Good idea.
292
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,451
Okay.
293
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,960
Hi, terri. I thought I
Heard jack come in.
294
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,796
I gotta find out how
He made out on his date.
295
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,754
You knew about it? You knew?
296
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,605
Terri, terri, what's the matter?
297
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,730
The roommate's
Always the last to know.
298
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,932
Well, jack was a little bit too
Embarrassed to tell anybody.
299
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:58,035
I can't say I blame him.
300
00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:00,570
Would you cut it out,
Larry? Was that terri?
301
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,617
I thought she was working. Yeah.
302
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:06,844
Come on. What's the matter with
A guy trying to have a little fun?
303
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:12,449
Fun? Is that all
It is to you... Fun?
304
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:16,386
Terri, honey, don't make
Such a big deal out of it.
305
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,724
What a rat. Larry, get out here!
306
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:29,766
Listen, buddy. I've been looking
For you. In the girls' bedroom?
307
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,702
Yeah, well, terri's
A little upset.
308
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,938
And whose fault is
That? I don't know!
309
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,941
Oh. What are you doing?
310
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,988
Stay out of this.
I can handle him.
311
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:43,180
Would you let go of him! You don't have
To stick up for him. He isn't worth it.
312
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,282
Yes, I am!
313
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,319
Leave him alone!
314
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,922
How can you stick up for
Him after what he did to you?
315
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,390
He was trying to
Make me feel better.
316
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:59,730
Still using that line,
Huh, larry? What line?
317
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,278
Would you let go of
Him! He didn't do anything!
318
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,069
Terri, come on. You
Don't have to lie for him.
319
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,405
Oh, you should talk. Ha!
320
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:11,241
What? Oh, there are
Lies and there are lies,
321
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,044
But the biggest lie of all is
When someone tells the truth
322
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:17,147
Because they
Don't see you there!
323
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,588
Wha... What are
You talking about?
324
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,102
Oh, you know what
I'm talking about.
325
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:30,439
You may not know where your nose
Is, but you know what I'm talking about!
326
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:33,230
Can I say something here? No!
327
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:38,168
And the next time you two go out on a date
Together, you don't have to lie about it!
328
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:41,438
I told you, she's upset. She
Thinks you two went out on a date.
329
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,440
We did go out on a date.
330
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:48,946
A computer fixed us
Up with each other.
331
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,452
A computer?
332
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,622
You signed up for
A computer date
333
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,592
And got stuck with janet?
334
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:08,365
And of course, you
Got stuck with jack.
335
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,735
Real smooth. See, terri.
336
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:15,238
Jack and I were kind of
Embarrassed about the whole thing.
337
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:19,443
So, we just decided we
Wouldn't say anything, that's all.
338
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:23,013
Oh, so that you mean...
That he... That you... Right.
339
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,782
Oh!
340
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,795
I thought you were
Working tonight.
341
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,497
I did go to work,
But I got off early.
342
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:32,456
Oh, did that... So you... Ohhh.
343
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:35,225
Now that this is all straightened
Out, I shall say good night.
344
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,361
Not so fast, buster.
345
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,063
Larry, what about you
And terri in the bedroom?
346
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,866
Nothing happened.
347
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,102
Uh, terri, don't...
Don't say nothing.
348
00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,838
After all, I do have a
Reputation to uphold.
349
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,949
Then you did take advantage
Of her? No, I'm just kidding.
350
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,846
Larry was a perfect
Gentleman. Larry?
351
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,480
Ha! Yes, larry.
352
00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:01,618
I was in that bedroom
On a mission of mercy.
353
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,690
Trying to keep this poor
Girl from falling apart.
354
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:09,126
Trying to make peace
Between my friends.
355
00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:11,662
My motives were high
And my heart was pure.
356
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:14,532
Does anybody say,
"Thank you, larry"?
357
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,168
No. I just get
Kicked in the head.
358
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,974
God, it feels good
To be virtuous.
359
00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:35,086
Who was that masked man?
360
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:38,021
Well, guys, this has
Been quite a night.
361
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:40,023
I'm gonna go to bed, okay?
362
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,536
Me too, terri. Good night, jack.
363
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,172
Hang on, janet.
Wait a second. What?
364
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:47,031
Uh, our date's not
Quite over yet. What?
365
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:50,200
There's still some unfinished
Business. Jack, whoa, whoa, whoa.
366
00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:53,037
Before you say one more thing,
367
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:57,141
Let me say that I did have
A wonderful time tonight,
368
00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:00,443
But it was not
Really a "Date date,"
369
00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:02,279
If you know what I mean.
370
00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:04,915
Okay, what'd you want?
371
00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:07,295
Well, all I wanted
To say was that
372
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:09,786
Your half of the
Bill comes to 33.85.
373
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,989
What! That doesn't include tip.
374
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:15,158
Oh, jack! I took care
Of the parking... Ow!
375
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,695
Janet?
376
00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:24,534
So, how was your date with
Jack? The food was terrific.
377
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:26,681
Forget the food. How was jack?
378
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,672
Well...
379
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:37,147
Well, jack was fantastic.
380
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,221
Was he that good?
381
00:23:46,892 --> 00:23:49,059
Better!
382
00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:53,296
When our lips met, it just seemed
That he pushed all the right buttons.
383
00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:02,939
I tell you, terri, I think I
Could really fall for jack.
384
00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:07,222
And I'll tell you
Something, janet.
385
00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,846
I think jack could
Really fall for you.
386
00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:12,282
No! Yes!
387
00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:48,285
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