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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that life is a ball
again Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Hi, Terri. Hmm.
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Boy, I'm glad to be home.
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God, what a lousy day I had.
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That's nice.
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Terri! What?
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Oh, Jack, I'm sorry.
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This book is just so
good I can't put it down.
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What is it?
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Hold Fast My Heart?
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It's all about this Jesuit
priest, Father Lance,
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who gives up true love to
work among the down-and-out.
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"The human refuse cast upon
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"the shores of society."
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Ooh, I can't wait
to see the movie!
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Hi, Janet.
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Did you have a nice day?
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Oh, great. Just terrific.
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If I felt any better, I'd go
throw myself under a truck.
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What happened?
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David. David?
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The dreamboat you met
at the flower shop? Yeah.
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The guy who let you drive his
Ferrari? The one you flipped over?
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That's the bum.
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What happened? I'll tell
you what happened, Terri.
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He waltzes in to the flower shop
today and he says to me, "Janet,
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"I'm having a very formal
party at my weekend home
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and I'm hoping you can come."
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So what's the problem?
He told me to bring a date.
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No.
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What do you think I should do
about this? I really like this guy.
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Show up with a date. What?
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You know, make him jealous.
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Jealous? Oh...
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That is so childish,
so immature and naive.
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I like that.
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Now, be sure and invite
someone who's really
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sexy and gorgeous. Yeah?
Do you know anybody?
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Oh, hi, Janet.
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No.
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Wait a minute. What
about Cheetah here?
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Well... it's better
than nothing.
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Well...
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Maybe he'll do. Do what?
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I mean he... He's
not bad-looking.
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Not bad-looking?
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Hmm...
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Nice smile.
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Good teeth.
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You know, once we got him into a
tux... And if he stood up straight...
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Wait a minute.
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Then he wouldn't
be half-bad. Yeah!
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Would somebody mind
telling me what's going on here?
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I've been invited to
this really formal party
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on Saturday night, and I
want you to be my date.
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Oh, Janet, after all these
years you've finally come around.
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Oh...
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Easy, Jack. I just need you as
a decoy for David. Who's David?
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A guy Janet likes. She's only
inviting you to make him jealous.
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Oh, I feel so used.
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Oh, nice try, Janet.
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Oh, no, wait a minute.
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Jack, please! Forget it.
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No. Come here. Listen.
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This is very important to me.
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Hey. I'd help you out if
you needed me for anything.
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You would? Of course I would.
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Let me tell you what
I need you for. Okay.
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Oh, Jack!
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Oh, please do this for
me. Please. Oh, please!
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Okay, I will. I'd be
happy to go. Thank you!
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It's really going to
be a wonderful party.
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We're even getting taken
there in a private plane.
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A pri-pri-private plane? You
mean, we're going to fly there?
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Yeah. In a single-engine plane.
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A Single-engine plane? Uh-huh.
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David's weekend
home is on a little island.
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So the guests have to
be flown over. Flown over?
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I really am going to have to
find something wonderful to wear.
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We'll figure it out. Will
you go shopping with me?
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Of course. I'd love
to. Yeah? Oh, gosh.
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Jack, isn't this exciting?
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I can hardly wait.
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Hi, Jack-o. Larry, come on in.
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Larry, listen to me.
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How would you like to take Janet
to a great formal party this Saturday?
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Gee, buddy, I'm sorry
but I have other plans.
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Well, I'd love to do it but I can't
because I don't have a tuxedo.
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You can rent one.
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If you don't have
anything helpful to say,
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shut your mouth!
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Testy, testy.
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I got a real problem.
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The party's on this island,
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and they're flying us over
there in this little plane
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with only one engine.
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Wow, how exciting!
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Those fly so low you feel you can
reach down and touch the water.
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Oh, Lordy, Lordy...
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You're not afraid
to fly, are you?
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Yes. You're kidding?
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No.
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You mean, you've
never flown before?
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Never.
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Oh, well, that explains it.
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Look, Jack, this fear,
it's all in your head.
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And we're gonna do
something about it right now.
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Come on. Sit down. Why?
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Because sitting in a plane is
just like sitting in your living room.
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There.
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Doesn't scare you,
does it? Of course not.
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Good. Now we'll
start the engine.
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"Pa-chooka,
pa-chooka, pa-chooka..."
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That doesn't scare you, does
it? No, it's just a little noise.
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That a boy. Now we'll
taxi down the runway.
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It's bumpy but that
doesn't scare you, does it?
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No, it's just like ridin'
in one of your used cars.
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You're okay. Now,
faster and faster and then
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smooth... No more bumps.
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Isn't that great? Yeah.
When do we take off?
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You just did. You're flying.
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No!
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You just bailed
out at 4,000 feet.
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Come on, sit down. You're not
getting me up in that thing again!
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Calm down, big guy.
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Easy.
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I get the feeling you're
not entirely cured.
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I don't know what I'm going to do. Janet's
depending on me to take her to this party.
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Oh, wow. Huh... I
have something for you.
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What? Tranquilizers.
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Tranquilizers? Yeah,
they'll calm you down.
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Where'd you get those?
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From my doctor. Who needs tranquilizers
more than a used-car salesman?
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Your customers.
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I'll bring 'em right
down. Thanks, Larry.
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Hi, Larry. Bye, Larry.
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Where's he going? Huh?
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He's going to get
me a tranquilizer.
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I'm a little nervous about
this flight, but don't tell Janet.
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Hold it. Have you ever taken
a tranquilizer before? No.
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Don't. You don't know what
kind of an effect it could have.
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And never take any medication
unless a doctor prescribes it.
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It's okay, 'cause Larry... Jack!
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Promise me you
won't take one! Terry...
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Jack, promise!
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Jack... promise. All right.
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I promise I won't take one.
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Aw, that's a good boy.
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Yo.
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I'll take two.
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♪♪
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David, I was just telling
your sister, Nancy,
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this is a lovely
party. Thank you.
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Oh, there they...
Excuse me. Excuse us.
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Good evening.
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Certainly is.
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Will you get a load
of this dump. Whoo!
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You sure are
mellow tonight. Yeah.
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Musta been that "cranquilizer."
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"Cranquili..."
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Tranquilizer? Did
you take a tranquilizer?
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Yeah, wasn't that
plane ride fun?
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Champagne? Thank you very much.
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Oh, no. None for him, thank you.
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Maid to order.
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Jack, listen.
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Tranquilizers and liquor
do not mix, okay? Okay.
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You look much taller
than you do at home.
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Janet, look at this crowd. You
can almost smell the money.
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Jack!
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Maybe I could invite
some of them to Angelino's.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't tell
anybody you're a chef, okay?
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Okay. Mum's the word.
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Well, it's not that there's
anything wrong with what you do.
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It's just that, well, everybody
here looks so important,
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and we want to make
a good impression.
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So, well, you
understand, don't you?
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Of course, pumpkin. Oh, thanks.
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You're ashamed of me.
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Janet! I'm so glad
you could make it.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, this is...
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Jack wanted us to go down
to Acapulco for the weekend,
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but I persuaded him
to come here instead.
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Uh, this is Jack Tripper.
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The Jack Tripper.
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Oh, how do you do? I'm David
Winthrop and this is Nancy. Nancy is...
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Very beautiful. How do you do?
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Jack, you are supposed
to be with me, remember?
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I don't want you to make
David mad, just a little jealous.
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You think you can
do that? I can do that.
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Let's go.
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Oh, Janet, Janet, Janet.
You really are something.
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Isn't she something? Excuse us.
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Sometimes he just
can't help himself.
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Looks like he just did.
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That was good.
"Looks like he..."
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I'd like you to meet some
people. Of course, David.
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Jack. Right with you.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you very much.
Janet... meet Mark and Robert.
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Hello. Mark's in banking and
Robert's an investment counselor.
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Oh, how nice.
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Didn't we just meet?
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Excuse me. Some
more guests. Of course.
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Actually, we were just
discussing tennis. Do you play?
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Me? Yeah.
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No, I don't play tennis.
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No, I don't get much chance to
play, not in the line of work I do.
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Right, Janet? Yes, right, Jack.
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Oh, what is your line of work?
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Work?
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Oh, nothing special.
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I'm a Jesuit priest.
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Of course.
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Well, I think I need
a drink. Me too.
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Nice to meet you. Jack!
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What?
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Is this your first time
on the Love Boat?
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Did you see... What?
I'm going to kill you.
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Why? I didn't say I was a chef. You
didn't have to say you were a priest!
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Well, are you two having fun?
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Fun? Why, of course. We always
have fun when we're together.
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♪ And we'll have fun,
fun, fun till her da... ♪
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Hey, you don't have
a drink. No, I can't.
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Teetotaler?
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No. Brain surgeon.
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I have surgery tomorrow at 5 a.m.
and I wanna keep these hands steady.
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Steady.
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Uh, David, would you show
me the rest of your house?
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I'd love to. Thank you.
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You know, I do most of my
work among the down-and-out.
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Oh, my.
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This is really pretty.
249
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:48,659
And, um, Nancy
is certainly pretty.
250
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,596
Well, I may be prejudiced,
but I think she's beautiful.
251
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,132
I should be getting
back to Jack.
252
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:58,302
Why? You just left him.
253
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,271
Yes, but he, uh...
254
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:05,109
Well, he's just insanely jealous
whenever I'm out of his sight.
255
00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:11,048
Hi. How yoa doin'?
256
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,951
Oh, hi.
257
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,053
I'm doin' much better
now that you're here.
258
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,622
I'll tell ya. Jack!
259
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,156
Did you miss me, honey?
260
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,158
When?
261
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,930
Isn't that cute? "When?"
262
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,199
He's so cute. Excuse me.
263
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,634
See you later.
264
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,047
Jack!
265
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:35,139
Up! Oh, thank
you, Janet. I'm so...
266
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,375
Hello. Hi again.
267
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,412
You must be so
proud of your man.
268
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,182
So young to be a congressman.
269
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,783
Oh, well...
270
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:52,023
Well, I feel America's
in a transition now...
271
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,425
Now, listen, congressman.
272
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:58,696
You do one more thing tonight to embarrass
me and I will never speak to you again!
273
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:01,526
Does that mean you won't
vote for me? Oh, Jack!
274
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,114
Just please try
to behave! Janet!
275
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,505
Jack, be quiet!
276
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,350
Oh, God.
277
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,457
Say, what's the matter, Father?
278
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:30,662
Just a little groggy, my
son. Nothing to worry about.
279
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,329
Here, try some of this then.
280
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:33,831
Oh, no, no. No alcohol.
281
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,701
No way. This is my
own special pick-me-up.
282
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,736
I call it "the rocket."
283
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,138
The-the rocket?
284
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,940
Yeah, one sip of
this and you blast off.
285
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,441
I don't think I should.
286
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,145
Come on. You wanna
wake up, don't ya? Go ahead.
287
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,348
Okay, maybe just a sip.
288
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,021
There you go.
289
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,755
Thank you.
290
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,225
Thank you. Did nothing for me.
291
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,362
Pfew. Rocket.
292
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,012
Huh?
293
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:24,182
Well, not now. Maybe
some for later, you know.
294
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,320
Why don't I take this? ♪♪
295
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,095
They're on the house!
296
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,963
Ooh, they're on the floor!
297
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,100
Jack! Janet!
298
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,034
Jack! My love!
299
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,372
Jack, have you seen the patio?
300
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,408
Why? Is someone missing?
301
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,347
Jack. Jack.
302
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,015
Jack. Please don't do that.
303
00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,384
Please don't. Don't do that.
304
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,087
Jack. Jack, stop it!
305
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:06,790
Jack. What are you
doing? I'm gettin' down!
306
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,988
Come here, baby!
307
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,766
Jack, please stop.
308
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,068
Work with me,
Janet. No! Stop it!
309
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:21,839
I can't. I got the music in
me. Strut with me, mama!
310
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,991
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
311
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,492
Kitty, kitty, kitty.
312
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,203
♪♪
313
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,205
♪♪
314
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,922
♪♪
315
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,811
♪♪
316
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,088
♪♪
317
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,380
♪♪
318
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,693
♪♪
319
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:16,414
Janet?
320
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:17,681
Oh.
321
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,150
Would you care to dance?
322
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,386
Do you think Nancy would mind?
323
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,054
Why would my sister mind?
324
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,925
Your sister?
Nancy's your sister?
325
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:31,595
Didn't I tell you she was my
sister when I introduced you?
326
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,831
No. Oh, that's right.
327
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:38,335
Your boyfriend wouldn't
give me a chance.
328
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,339
I don't have a boyfriend.
329
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,811
Mind if I join you?
330
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,748
Thanks. After what
I've done to this party,
331
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,116
I'm so ashamed.
332
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,119
Oh, don't be silly.
333
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,999
You're like a
breath of fresh air.
334
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,290
My brother's parties are
always so full of phonies.
335
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:02,025
Your brother?
David's your brother?
336
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,493
Yeah. I thought you knew.
337
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,195
Me? No.
338
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:09,299
Well, listen, never
mind. Let's talk about you.
339
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,835
Well, I'm just a
home-ec teacher.
340
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,404
You're kidding? I'm a chef! No!
341
00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:17,808
Yeah. We have a lot in common.
We ought to get to know one another.
342
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,844
I'd like that. Dr. Tripper.
343
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,395
You have surgery in
the morning. Doctor?
344
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,619
Man's a brain surgeon.
345
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:31,121
Well, I must be
getting back to Janet.
346
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:34,258
Doctor? That's easy
to explain. You see...
347
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,593
Congressman, I
wanted to ask you...
348
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:42,132
That's not so easy.
349
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:45,769
You just told me
you were a chef. I am.
350
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:49,440
I think you'd say anything to get
what you want! No, Nancy, come on...
351
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:51,241
I really am a chef!
352
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,411
How do you fit that in with
all your congressional work?
353
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,152
Hey, Nancy, hi.
354
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,332
Hi. Have you been
talking to Jack?
355
00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:06,637
Oh, you mean Jack of all trades?
356
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,329
Uh-oh. Yeah. And he just
told me that he's a chef.
357
00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:14,564
Well, uh...
358
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:18,969
Um... That's
because he is a chef.
359
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,771
Really?
360
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,706
Really.
361
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,055
Oh...
362
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,077
Hey, wait. Where are you going?
363
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:30,280
Oh, back to the chef.
We're gonna cook.
364
00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:36,854
Jack?
365
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:39,657
Oh, Nancy. Hi.
366
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:42,759
Oh, Janet just told me
that you really are a chef.
367
00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:45,929
I can't tell you how
sorry I am. Really?
368
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:49,333
Yeah. Why don't we just forget
the whole thing? Let's do that.
369
00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:50,967
Oh, good. You know what?
370
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,536
What?
371
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:57,207
I got an idea. Why don't we take
a nice long walk along the beach
372
00:22:57,276 --> 00:23:01,044
and just look at the
stars, just the two of us?
373
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:05,683
Okay. Sit on the sand
and listen to the wa...
374
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:11,875
Jack?
375
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:14,991
Jack?
376
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:34,378
Oh, Janet. Oh, I must
have fallen asleep.
377
00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:36,980
Tell me. How was the
party? It was wonderful.
378
00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,227
David's date turned
out to be his sister.
379
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,719
His sister? That's terrific!
380
00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:44,266
I know. Where's Jack?
381
00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:46,768
Jack? Oh! Oh! I forgot.
382
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:47,902
Please come with me.
383
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,628
I can't believe this.
I forgot. Come on.
384
00:23:50,696 --> 00:23:53,130
Jack! Jack.
385
00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:55,744
Come on, Jack.
Jack, walk. Please.
386
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,735
Walk. Come on.
387
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,307
Jack, wake up.
388
00:24:03,376 --> 00:24:04,620
Oh! Oh!
389
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,443
What? What?
390
00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:07,944
What time is it?
391
00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:10,414
It's 4:30. Oh, my God!
392
00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:12,082
Jack, where are you going?
393
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:14,618
I've got brain surgery at five!
394
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:48,485
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