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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that life is a ball
again Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Jack? Hm?
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Jack. Jack! What do you think?
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Not bad. Really?
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You think it should
be a little bit shorter?
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Yeah. I like it up around
chin level, up here.
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Jack!
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Would you stand up
for a second? What for?
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Just stand up, please. Thanks.
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No, Janet, come on. I hate this.
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It'll only take a
moment. It's not so bad.
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Just let me get a look.
It's so embarrassing.
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Oh, please. Come on. Um...
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Could you lift it
up just a little bit?
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Wait. Stop right there.
Yeah, keep it right there.
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Let me get some pins. What do
you mean, "keep it right there"?
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Don't move! Janet!
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Come in!
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Janet, can I speak
to you for a second?
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So you've decided
to go all the way?
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Mr. Furley...
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Now, I always pictured
you in a hoop skirt.
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Hides those unsightly bulges.
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Janet wanted
me... Hi, Mr. Furley.
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Oh, hi, Janet.
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Listen, before you dress
Cinderella for the ball,
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what did you want me for?
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We need something fixed.
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Well, I can fix a lot of things,
but I'm no miracle worker.
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The bathtub drain
needs fixing, Mr. Furley.
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It's all clogged up.
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You dragged me away from
The Brady Bunch just for that?
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But we can't take a bath.
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You're clean enough.
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Mr. Furley!
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In other words, you want me
to go all the way downstairs,
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find my plunger, then
come all the way upstairs,
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then probably sprain my
back while I'm plunging,
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just so I can unclog your
drain so you can take a bath?
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By George, I think he's got it.
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Hi.
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I suppose you want to
take a bath too? What?
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Never mind.
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Wait till you hear the
great news. What?
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Doctor Benson's going to Europe.
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Did you hear that, Janet?
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Doctor Benson's going to Europe.
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Doctor Benson's...
Who's Dr. Benson?
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He's a doctor at the hospital.
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Well, he's going a long way
to make a house call, isn't he?
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No, Jack. He's going for two years,
so we can sublet his house in Laguna!
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Uh-huh. Hey, in case
you haven't noticed,
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we've already
got a place to live.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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I mean, Doctor Benson's
house only has three bedrooms,
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ocean view, huge backyard,
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gourmet kitchen, hot tub.
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Hot tub. You hear
that, Janet? A hot tub.
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Wait a minute. Hang on a second.
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How much would all this cost us?
The same rent we're paying now!
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The same? That's wonderful!
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I have always wanted
to have a really big yard.
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Jack, did you hear that? You are
going to be cooking in a gourmet kitchen.
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And in a hot tub too!
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We can move in this weekend.
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What are we waiting
for? Let's start packing!
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No, wait. The first thing
we've gotta do is tell Furley.
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He'll probably get real
upset. Are you kidding?
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As soon as we move he can raise
the rent. The man will be thrilled.
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Oh, that's right!
I'm so thrilled!
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And we owe this all to
you! Oh, thank you, Terri.
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Thank you, Terri.
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Thank you.
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Okay, you've thanked her enough.
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It's a big house. Jack!
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I wanna hear about the backyard.
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It's a really big yard
with a lot of trees...
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That sounds terrific. I won't have
to take Janet for a walk anymore.
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I can just let her
run around loose...
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How would you like a
piranha in your hot tub?
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Yeah, well?
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You can't follow The Brady
Bunch when you miss the beginning.
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So I may as well
unclog your drain.
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Good, because the new
tenants will appreciate that.
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I'm sure they will.
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Huh?
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That's right, Mr. Furley.
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You are finally gonna get
rid of us. We're gonna move.
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Move? Yeah.
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Terri found a wonderful house overlooking
the ocean. It's too good a deal to pass up.
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Move?
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You're not upset, are you?
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Heck, no, me? You kidding?
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Tenants come, tenants
go. "Que Sarah, Sarah."
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Besides, with you gone I won't
be up here all the time fixing things.
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I'll have a lot more
free time to myself.
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Mr. Furley, did
you say something?
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Oh, no. I just hiccupped.
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I'm so excited to see
this place. I can't wait!
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We can go right now. Let's
go check out the hot tub!
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Hey, Jack-o, open up!
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Yeah, be right with you, Lar.
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Wait till he hears. I hope
he doesn't take it too hard.
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Hey, Larry.
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Hey! Come on in.
How you doin', pal?
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Great. Especially
after last night.
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I had a date with this
gorgeous teacher, Sarah Webb...
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Sarah Webb? She's not a teacher.
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Oh, Jack, you're wrong.
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She taught me so much...
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I gotta tell you
something. Yeah?
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We're moving.
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Talk about moving, Sarah
has more moves... Larry!
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Would you stop thinking
about girls for one minute?
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Did you hear what Jack said?
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We are gonna move out.
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You are? We are going
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to be living in the most incredible
house overlooking the ocean.
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What happened? Somebody
die and leave you a fortune?
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No. We're gonna pay the exact
same rent we're paying here.
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That's very nice. Yeah?
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Wow, sounds like
you got a great deal.
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Don't you have anything
else you'd like to say?
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Yeah. Can I borrow some coffee?
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Help yourself. Thanks, pal.
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Well, Jack, you sure were
right. He really took it hard.
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For a minute there I thought he
was going to break down and yawn.
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All right, forget it.
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Let's just forget it and
go see the new house.
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Hot tub! You are gonna?
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Coffee, coffee, coffee.
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Ah! Here it is.
My favorite brand.
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Caffeine-free.
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The party's over
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Time to...
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Well, I fixed
the... Oh, hi, Larry.
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Hi. Where is everybody?
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Guess they went to
look at their new house.
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Oh. Mind if I have some of that?
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Help yourself. Thanks.
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It's good.
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So... what do you think about
Jack and the girls leaving?
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Doesn't bother me.
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How about yourself?
You gonna miss 'em?
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Miss who?
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"Miss who?"
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That's a good one.
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Who needs them?
That's what I say.
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Who needs them?
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You know what I
really like about Jack?
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What?
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Everything.
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Me too.
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What a guy.
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And what a great sense of humor.
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Yeah.
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Every time he sees
me he starts laughing.
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You know what? Sure.
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What? What?
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What you were just
saying. What was that?
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I don't know. I
wasn't listening.
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Look, do you know the difference
between Jack and everybody else I know?
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What?
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He likes me.
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You're kiddin'?
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Oh, and the other
two, uh... Ja... Te...
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Tanet and Jerri. That's them.
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Larry.
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Hm?
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Wonderful girls.
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The best.
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Cream of the crop.
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Salt of the earth.
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Fruit of the loom!
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And I'm losing them.
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I'm losing the only
friends I ever had.
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You got me.
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Oh, God.
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There, there,
Ralphy. There, there.
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Easy, big fella.
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I'm sorry, Larry.
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I'm not behaving very manly.
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I'm so ashamed.
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Oh, Larry, if I could
be strong like you.
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Larry.
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Larry?
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I can't help it.
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I've lost the only
friend I ever had.
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How can they do this to us?
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I don't know.
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We gotta teach them a lesson.
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Right.
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What are we gonna do?
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Three simple words.
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Burn their house?
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No... Divide and conquer!
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Chop 'em up into little pieces?
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No!
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But when we get
through with them,
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they'll wish they
never left this place.
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Right?
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Right!
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You're not gonna take
that piece of junk, are you?
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Of course. This was a
gift from a dear friend.
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Who? You.
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Be careful with it.
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Hey, guys. What's wrong
with Mr. Furley? Why?
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He walked right past
me without saying a word.
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Maybe he was late
for The Brady Bunch.
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You know, we haven't been fair about
this. We didn't even give any notice.
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You're right. And we didn't try to
find somebody to take our place.
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I know someone who's been trying
to find a place. I'm gonna make a call.
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Thanks, Terri.
Where's that number?
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Jack, want me to
give you a hand? Hm?
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Oh, no. You're gonna put too much
in that box. Who's packing, me or you?
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Just trying to help. You wanna
help? Tear off a strip of that tape.
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Okay, but you got too much stuff
in that box... Just tear some tape.
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Rule of packing:
Do not overpack.
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You know how many
times I have moved?
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I know but... I am
a mover, okay?
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I told you you had too much stuff in
that box. Tear off another piece of tape.
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What for? To paste over your mouth.
I don't wanna hear another word.
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Oh, come on. They're all set. Now
we don't have to worry about Furley.
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I'm gonna clean out the
medicine cabinet. Thanks, Terri.
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I'll get that, Jack.
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Thank you.
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Hi, guys.
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Hi. Are you busy?
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Yeah. Jack just made
a mess on the floor.
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I had a poodle like that.
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Would you all excuse me?
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Okay, now we stop
them from moving.
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Remember, be subtle.
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Got ya. Subtle.
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Don't put so much
in this time, Jack.
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So, Janet, what's new?
As a matter of fact...
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I gotta talk to you
alone right away!
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What? Can you come
in with me or not?
253
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:02,439
Okay, okay, Mr. Furley.
254
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,581
Excuse me, pal, I gotta
finish this up. Yeah, sure, pal.
255
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,252
Hmm... that's no good.
256
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:16,453
Eh, maybe.
257
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,767
What? Nothing. Just
go on with your packing.
258
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,158
I'll work out this bus schedule.
259
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:25,396
What schedule? To get Janet
from your new house to work.
260
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:27,531
Yeah... Don't let me bother you.
261
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,901
Just go ahead with your packing. I'll
work it out. What are you talking about?
262
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:33,704
Let me see. This is
not gonna be easy.
263
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:38,276
She could take the number
27 and change for the 83.
264
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,211
Yeah. That's the best way.
265
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,614
'Course, it'll take her about an
hour and 45 minutes to get to work.
266
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:46,596
Let me see that. Coming home
will be a lot different, though.
267
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:50,854
It'll be pitch black. What the
heck? She can take a judo class.
268
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:53,391
Judo? Wait a minute.
Larry, hang on a second.
269
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,337
What? She's only doing
it to make you happy.
270
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,295
Wait a minute... Forget it.
271
00:14:57,363 --> 00:15:00,798
I'm not even supposed to mention
it. Don't ask me any more questions.
272
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,735
If it concerns Janet and
me, I have a right to know.
273
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,373
Okay. Fact is,
274
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,285
Janet doesn't
want to move at all.
275
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:13,911
What? She's only doing it so
you can get your gourmet kitchen.
276
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,515
Why didn't she say
something to me about this?
277
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,418
Does a friend tell a friend
when she's making a sacrifice?
278
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:27,058
So Jack'll have to take the
number 6 bus to the number 23,
279
00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:31,495
and then change at Piedmont,
and it'll take him hours.
280
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,331
Mr. Furley, that can't be right.
281
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,101
Look at this. The 91
goes straight through.
282
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,669
Give me that!
283
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:45,309
Oh, what's the difference? You just
get me so frazzled when I think of you...
284
00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,911
Well, Jack moving
just because of you.
285
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,448
What? Jack moving because of me?
286
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:54,151
Yeah, the only reason he's doing
it is so you can have your backyard.
287
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,668
Mr. Furley, wait a
minute. If Jack didn't want
288
00:15:56,692 --> 00:15:59,056
to move, he would have
said something to me.
289
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,958
He didn't want you to know.
290
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:05,329
What do I do? What
can I say to her?
291
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:10,200
You just say, "Janet, I'll do
whatever it takes to make you happy."
292
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,904
Thanks, pal.
293
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,273
Jack, I wanna ask you some...
294
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,275
Janet, I just want you to know
295
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:22,313
that I will do whatever it
takes to make you happy.
296
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,218
Oh, my God.
297
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:30,754
Mr. Furley, you were right.
298
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,323
Thanks for telling me.
299
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,558
Somebody had to.
300
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:43,000
Okay. Mission accomplished.
301
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,668
Great.
302
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,481
Where's Jack? In the bedroom.
303
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,472
I'm almost through in here.
304
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,208
Two down, one to go. Yep.
305
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:53,444
You first.
306
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,782
Excuse me, Terri, I have
to tell you something.
307
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,151
What? You're not
telling her anything!
308
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:03,420
If Jack and Janet wanted her to
know, they'd tell her themselves.
309
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:05,356
Tell me what?
310
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,458
That Jack and Janet
don't wanna move.
311
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,737
What?
312
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,295
I thought you weren't
gonna say anything!
313
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,864
It slipped out. I'm sorry.
314
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:18,102
You two are not
making any sense.
315
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,738
They're only doing
it because of you.
316
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:23,173
I don't understand.
Look, look, look.
317
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,008
Their whole life is here.
318
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,978
But they know how much
this house means to you.
319
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,447
And they don't wanna lose you.
320
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,851
Oh, I feel terrible.
321
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,552
You should.
322
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,292
Ralphy...
323
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,507
It's workin'. Yes.
324
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:48,099
But we gotta keep 'em apart
so they don't compare notes.
325
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,868
Right? So the minute we
get 'em down to your place,
326
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:55,372
keep 'em occupied and then you give your
phony speech about violating the lease.
327
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:58,409
I'll have 'em eating out
of the palm of my hand.
328
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:03,581
Oh, Jack, I think
you're wonderful!
329
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,183
Oh... hey.
330
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:10,321
I'm not wonderful. Janet's
the one who's wonderful.
331
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,256
Oh... good job.
332
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,492
I love you guys!
333
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,960
And we love you too.
334
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:25,770
Listen, guys,
335
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,504
I think we should have a talk.
336
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,384
No, you shouldn't! What?
337
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:32,543
Uh... It's party time! Yeah!
338
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:37,281
Yeah, I'm throwing a bon voyage party
downstairs for ya. We're gonna have fun!
339
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,284
I'm not really in the
mood. Me either.
340
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,886
I have to go to work.
Hey, come on, you guys.
341
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,455
You can't let him down.
342
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:48,358
The man's gone to a lot of
trouble, a lot of expense for you.
343
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:51,995
Well... I suppose we...
344
00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:56,700
- It's settled. It's party time, Let's go!
- We're out of here.
345
00:18:56,769 --> 00:19:01,572
I'll be right there. I just gotta call the
hospital, tell 'em I'm going to be late.
346
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,878
Wilshire Memorial. Emergency.
347
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,279
Oh, hi, Terri.
348
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:13,217
Hi, Marge. I'm gonna be
a little bit late. Is that okay?
349
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:17,287
Don't worry about a thing,
Terri. I'll cover for you.
350
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:20,291
Thanks. You are a
doll. All right-y. Bye-bye.
351
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:29,333
Have you seen Terri? I just spoke
to her. She's gonna be a little late.
352
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,768
I'm afraid I have
some bad news for her.
353
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,806
She can't stay in my Laguna house.
I'm not going to Europe after all.
354
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:38,375
What a shame. Do
you want me to get her?
355
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:41,912
Yes, please and...
give her that message.
356
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,117
Coward.
357
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,003
All right, everybody.
More champagne?
358
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,727
Thank you,
Mr. Furley. Thanks, R.F.
359
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,796
Okay. Great.
360
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,133
You sure are throwing
some party, Mr. Furley.
361
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,500
Well, why not?
362
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:06,036
After all, I may
never see you again.
363
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:09,473
Oh, Mr. Furley. How am I doing?
364
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,520
They're almost
ready for the kill.
365
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,957
You guys, I think we'd
better talk about the house.
366
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,781
Oh, um, I've been thinking.
367
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,850
What's so important
about a backyard?
368
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:23,787
Listen, Janet, I know you didn't want
me to find this out, but I gotta tell ya...
369
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,635
Time for the speech.
Quiet, everybody!
370
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,071
Mr. Furley would
like to say a few words
371
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,261
straight from his heart.
372
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,733
Say it just the way I wrote it.
373
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,102
Janet, Terri, Jack.
374
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:41,138
The party's over, hmm
375
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,974
"This was a wonderful
party every day,
376
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,577
"with three wonderful friends
377
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:50,548
"who warmed the
cockles of my heart.
378
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,115
"But now you're leaving
379
00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:55,586
"and I'll be left with
nothing but cold cockles.
380
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:02,359
"But don't worry about
breaking your lease,
381
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,195
an illegal act..."
382
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,265
Oh, I can't go on with this.
383
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:11,435
Janet, Jack, Terri.
384
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:14,505
I feel like I'm losing
part of my family.
385
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:17,708
I don't know what
I'll do without you.
386
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,043
I better get that.
387
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:24,314
I think of all the times
you made me smile,
388
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:28,619
and now I know I'll
never smile again.
389
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,721
Well, hello. Hello.
390
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:36,526
Mr. Furley, this
is Sheila Ashton.
391
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:39,129
Terri told me about the
apartment, and I am interested.
392
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:41,532
So am I.
393
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,000
Furley!
394
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,770
I think that's our
phone. I'll be right back.
395
00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:51,075
Can I offer you a little of the old
bubbly? Mr. Furley. Your speech?
396
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,611
Oh, yes. I am the landlord of
this building. I'll be at your service...
397
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,414
Not to her! To them!
398
00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:00,384
Oh! Oh! Would you excuse
me a second, Sheila?
399
00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,819
Uh... Janet, Jack.
400
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,221
Yeah?
401
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:07,657
You know I've always
been your friend.
402
00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:10,160
So... if you wanna go, go!
403
00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:16,200
Wait a second. He's hysterical.
He doesn't know what he's saying.
404
00:22:16,269 --> 00:22:21,338
You saw him a second ago. The man was so
broken-hearted he couldn't even continue.
405
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:23,247
He's lost his
will to live. Look.
406
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:29,013
Look how bravely he's hiding it.
407
00:22:29,082 --> 00:22:33,451
So, my friends, I implore you.
408
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,018
For his sake.
409
00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:36,253
Stay.
410
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:39,523
We're not moving!
I must be magic.
411
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:43,427
I got a call from the hospital.
Dr. Benson's not going to Europe.
412
00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:46,096
That's a relief!
413
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:48,376
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
414
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,512
Did you... Did you
say you're not moving?
415
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,536
That's right,
Mr. Furley. We're not.
416
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:57,507
You convinced us. We didn't
wanna break up our family.
417
00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,409
Pop.
418
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,563
Well, I guess I
better go. No! No!
419
00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:11,622
Not so fast. Uh, uh...
420
00:23:15,328 --> 00:23:17,994
Larry, isn't your
lease up next month?
421
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:28,972
I can't get over those guys.
422
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,775
Can you believe Larry and
Furley putting us on like that?
423
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:36,113
The way they sneaked around, lying
and conniving, just to keep us from moving.
424
00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:37,926
Yeah.
425
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,928
Sure is nice to know
you're wanted, huh?
426
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:43,087
Yeah.
427
00:23:43,156 --> 00:23:45,289
Would have been
nice to have a hot tub.
428
00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:49,326
Come on. What's a hot
tub? It's just like taking a bath.
429
00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:51,729
With one important difference.
430
00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:53,897
You can take a
hot tub with friends.
431
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,467
Well, you could
still do that, Jack.
432
00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:59,236
You have two willing friends
right here who love you.
433
00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:01,082
I do? Mm-hmm.
434
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,951
Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.
435
00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:04,608
I'll go start the tub.
436
00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:07,244
We'll go get your friends.
437
00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:09,146
Huh?
438
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,682
Larry and Mr. Furley.
439
00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:49,219
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