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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that life is a ball
again Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Hey, Jack... Yeah.
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Come here, I wanna
show you something.
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It's very nice.
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How do you know? I haven't even
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gotten it unwrapped yet.
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Well, I'm sure it will
look even better that way.
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Ta da! Isn't it beautiful?
I bought it for us.
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Gorgeous!
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Thank you. What is it?
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It's a copy of an
Incan fertility vessel.
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Fertility vessel? Where do
you think we oughtta put it?
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Anyplace but my bedroom.
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Hey guys!
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Guess what?
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You tell them.
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I have some
wonderful news for you.
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Boy, this thing works fast.
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Never mind him,
Cindy. What's the news?
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You've all been invited to spend
the weekend on my aunt's farm!
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Isn't that wonderful?
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Jack, try to control
your enthusiasm.
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It'll be fun, Jack.
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We'll be getting there
right in the middle
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of Celery Week.
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"Celery Week"!
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Ooh, boy o boy o boy!
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Cindy, I'm sure it'll be fun
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but personally, I am a city boy.
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I like bright lights,
hot and cold running
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water, things that
go "flush" in the night.
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Jack!
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Forget it, Jack. The
three of us will go,
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and we will have
fun on the farm!
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I'm sure you will, just be
careful where you step.
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Wanna get that, cityslicker?
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Let's have coffee. Tell me
about it. You're gonna love it!
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Hi Jack. Larry!
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Can we have a little talk?
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Sure, first how did your
date with Candy turn out?
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Oh, I had a great time. But the
guy she's engaged to hated it.
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You took out somebody
else's fiancée?
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Just once! Only
once! Oh, is that all?
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Well, he didn't like
me using his car either.
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You took the guy's car?
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Borrowed it. But it will
never happen again.
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Are you sure?
Positive. I totalled it.
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What!
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Oh, boy, Larry, I think
you are in big trouble.
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Hello? Yeah, this is Jack.
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You're gonna do what?
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Who is this?
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I don't know any Wally!
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Hey, hey, hey! Listen... Hello?
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Sounds like he
was threatening you.
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Yeah, this guy,
Wally, said he was
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going to come over
here break my neck,
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and tear me in half!
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I think you oughtta
hide out someplace.
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Why? I don't know
anybody named Wally.
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He's Candy's fiancé. Well, now
that we've had this little talk...
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Hold it!
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Why was he threatening me?
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I thought you'd ask
that. Try to understand...
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Oh, no, Larry. You
didn't use my name again.
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I knew you'd understand.
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Understand?
Listen! I'm also dating
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Candy's best friend
Linda. If they talk, I could be
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in big trouble.
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Larry, you are unbelievable.
You use another guy's name,
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another guy's car. Couldn't
you use anything of your own?
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Well... Larry...
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This guy said he's coming
over here now to break every
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bone in my body. Is this
Wally as crazy as he sounds?
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Crazier.
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That's it. I'm getting
out of here. But where?
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I'm spending the weekend
with Cindy where I'll be safe.
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And this is my aunt's barn!
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Cindy, I love it!
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Wow, it's so, so... barny.
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Well? What do you think, Jack?
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I think you could
use some Air Wick.
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Jack, don't be
such a wet blanket.
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I'll try. Can I go
to my room now?
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This is it!
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What?
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Yeah. Cindy thought it'd
be fun if we all slept out here.
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Yeah! When I was a kid, it was a
real treat to spend the night in the barn.
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Some treat.
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How you doin', kids?
Oh, hi, Aunt Becky.
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Did you have enough
to eat for dinner?
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Oh, yes, plenty. Thank you.
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I've never had celery
soup before. It was great!
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And I just loved
your celery pie.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Are you gonna be all
right here in the barn?
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It's not gonna be
too rough for you?
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Well, Jack was worried
that... I was worried
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about the girls. They're
not used to roughing it. I told
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them I'd show them the ropes.
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Well, then you know
your way around in barns.
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What's to know? A barn is a...
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For instance, that's
the feed chute.
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Well, I can see you
girls are in good hands.
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Ohh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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I think I'll turn in now.
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Goodnight. Goodnight.
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Uh, don't let the
barn bugs bite.
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Barn bugs? What's a barn bug?
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Good night. Cindy,
where are you going?
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To the house.
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What? I thought you
said when you were a
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kid it was a big treat
to sleep in the barn?
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Oh, it was. But it was a bigger treat
to sleep in the house. Good night!
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I'm having so much fun.
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You look good in grain.
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Here's some horse
blankets. Oh, great!
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Horse blankets! Oh, come on.
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Do we really have to
spend the night out here?
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Oh, Jack, stop
complaining already.
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Yeah, why don't you
just get with it, Jack?
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Just make the most of it. Yeah.
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Good idea.
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Ohh, yeah.
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What are you doing?
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I'm making the most of it.
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Out!
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Hey, Jack, there
is plenty of hay
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right over there.
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I can't sleep over there.
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Why not?
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And leave you girls
unprotected? Not a chance.
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I wanna be here to comfort
you in case you get scared.
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What was that?
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That was an owl, Jack.
Now would you go over there
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and go to sleep?
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Owls can kill.
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In that case, you have
nothing to worry about.
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Owls like mice, not
chickens. Yeah, but...
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Okay, if that's
the way you feel.
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Hey, Jack. Come on, Jack. Don't
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go to bed mad.
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If you want to apologize,
you know where I am.
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That didn't take you long!
Oh, Janet! This isn't like you.
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That tickles!
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Oh, don't stop, I love
to have my ear nibbled.
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Jack, who are you talking to?
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Huh? Oh, then it's you,
Terri! You little devil!
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I should have recognized
your hot breath!
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Jack, what are
you talking about?
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Huh? Then who...
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It ate my ear! Is my ear okay?
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Your ear is fine.
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God, it was awful!
What happened?
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This vicious wild boar
came at me out of the dark!
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It had this huge snout
and these sharp fangs!
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Let's get out of here, Terri!
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There's no need
to get out of here.
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I caught your killer pig.
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Get it away from me!
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How can you touch that
thing, Janet? You don't
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know where's it's been!
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My ear! It gave me a pig hickey!
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What a night. I feel great!
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What's taking you guys so
long? The morning's half over!
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Oh, well, Jack had a little
trouble sleeping last night.
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Why didn't you try
counting sheep?
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He couldn't. He was
too busy counting pigs.
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What's that?
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I bet that's that weasel that's
getting into my aunt's chicken coop.
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Well it sounds like
she got him now!
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Weasels are
poisonous, aren't they?
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Mr. Furley! Get in there you!
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Aunt Jackie, wait!
This is our landlord!
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Oh, oh, your
landlord. I'm so sorry.
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I thought you were a weasel.
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Well, it's a natural mistake.
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I mean, what with
the noise and all.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. You poor man.
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Why don't you come
on up to the house
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and I'll fix you a
nice hot cup of coffee.
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Oh, well, thank you.
I don't believe we've
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had the pleasure. Formally.
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I'm Rebecca Madison.
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And I'm Ralph Weasel... Furley!
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Well, Ralph, how about that
"hot" cup of coffee? Okay.
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I'll help. Mr. Furley, hang on.
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He'll be right with you.
What are you doing here?
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Ohh, I almost forgot. I just
did you a big favor Jack.
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A real big favor.
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What?
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Some guy named Wally woke
me up at 6 a.m. this morning.
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Banging on your door. Said
he wanted to get ahold of you.
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Did you tell him where I was?
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I did better than that,
I drove him up here.
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He's looking for ya right now!
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What!
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No need to thank me, Jack.
Well, now for that coffee.
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Can't keep Aunt
Becky waiting, right?
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Jack, are you okay?
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No, some guy
wants to beat me up.
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Why? There's no time to explain.
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Just go in, tell this guy
Jack Tripper is gone!
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I've died, I've moved,
anything. Just go.
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What? Just go!
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But Jack... Hurry!
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Oh, okay. All right.
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Okay. Where is he?
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He isn't here!
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I'm looking for Jack Tripper.
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He isn't here either!
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There isn't anybody here...
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This wouldn't be
Jack Tripper, would it?
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No!
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No? Then who are you?
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Hi, I'm Zeke!
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Checking to see if
this here hay is dry...
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Heck, it's all in a day's
work here on the farm.
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You work here?
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I'm busier than a
rooster in a three-story
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henhouse, only I don't
like to crow about it!
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Zeke is the hired hand.
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Why should I believe you?
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Because I... Because
she's his wife.
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Yeah! Hoo-wee! Honeybunch,
you sure feel good!
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Darlin', not in
front of company.
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And not in front of your
little sister, Terri Lou.
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Terri Lou, why don't you say
hello to the nice gentleman.
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Well, hell-o!
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Terri Lou, not overly friendly.
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'Member what happened
with that travelin' salesman?
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Well, uh sir, I gotta go on
down to the south forty now.
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Terri Lou, Lupina!
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Hold it!
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00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:07,278
You're not going anywhere
until I check out this barn.
251
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,891
Well, I got some chores to do.
252
00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:11,115
Oh, well, do 'em here!
Why can't you milk
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that cow over there?
254
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:18,922
Well, I can milk that cow! Who
said I couldn't? Jehoshaphat!
255
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:22,026
Darlin'! What should we do?
256
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:25,163
Why don't you clean
out that stall over there?
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Okeydokey.
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We'll clean out the
stall... Oh, my God.
259
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,186
What's the matter? These
cows are not housebroken.
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Steady now, honey.
Steady, it won't take long.
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Darlin', what are you doin'?
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Just fixin' to milk
this here cow.
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00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,123
Honey, aren't you cute!
Trying to make us think
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you're gonna milk "him".
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00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:02,400
Oh, my God!
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00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,468
What's the matter!
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00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:08,372
Huh? Uh, I just remembered I gotta
finish stackin' this hay before dark.
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00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:11,375
We always like to rake
hay while the sun shines.
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00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,612
That's just a country sayin'.
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00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:18,916
Now, where did I put
that gol-durn rake?
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00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,618
There it is.
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00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:24,322
Stop fooling around!
Show me what's up there.
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Up there? There!
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00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,861
And you two! Huh?
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Stay where you are.
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00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,334
Hey!
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Yes sir, we got
plenty of that right here
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00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:42,373
and right over here.
279
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,411
This here's my henhouse.
280
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My husband built it for
me before he passed away.
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00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:56,354
Oh, you're a widow?
I mean, a widow.
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00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,800
Must be awfully rough
living way out here
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00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,025
all by yourself.
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Alone.
285
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:07,498
Well, I try to manage, but
sometimes a woman needs a man.
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00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,703
Well, if this is one
of those times...
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00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:16,173
Here I am.
288
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:20,378
Well, Ralph. How sweet.
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00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:24,048
If you really
mean it... I do, I do!
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00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:31,121
Here! What? What's this?
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00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,023
Dinner!
292
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:36,560
You'll find an axe right there.
293
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:43,667
You mean, you
want me to... Kill it.
294
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,336
Mr. Furley! What are you doing?
295
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,417
What the heck do
you think I'm doing? I'm
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getting ready to kill a chicken!
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00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,243
Oh, Mr. Furley. I
could never do that.
298
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,291
You kiddin'?
There's nothin' to it!
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00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:58,248
I read once that
all you have to do is
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stare into their eyes
and they'll fall into
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a deep, painless trance.
302
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:08,760
You see, a chicken has one
of the smallest brains in the...
303
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,235
In the... the... Mr. Furley?
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00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:19,470
Yes?
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00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,472
Mr. Furley!
306
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,609
Oh! Cindy! I can't do this!
307
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:29,947
Look at her! She likes me!
308
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,949
Oh, sure. Sure, Mr. Furley.
309
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:36,354
Listen, I'm going to see how
the others are doing. Good luck.
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00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,091
Ralph?
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00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,893
Quick! You gotta
get out of here!
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00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:46,264
Go on, go away!
313
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:49,700
This is your chance!
What are you waiting for?
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00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,203
Fly!
315
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:55,873
Fly! Fly!
316
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:03,180
Ralph! What is taking
you so long to... to...
317
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:08,318
Ohh. I understand. Maybe
I better do this myself.
318
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,087
You wait on up at the house.
319
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:12,534
Are you kiddin'?
You think a little blood
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00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:15,193
will upset me? If you
wanna kill the chicken,
321
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,239
Here. Kill the chicken.
322
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,197
Okay.
323
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:25,736
The chicken lives!
And that's that!
324
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:29,973
Hey guys. I thought of
something we could do!
325
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:35,179
I could show you
how to milk Bossy!
326
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,449
Oh. Hello!
327
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,685
Why would you have to show
your hired hand how to milk a cow?
328
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:47,424
Yeah, ha ha! You kidder
you! Ha ha! Always kiddin'!
329
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:51,028
Cindy, why would you have to
show your hired hand, Zeke there,
330
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:54,631
how to milk a cow!
331
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,967
Oh, oh! I'm kidding!
Always kidding.
332
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,808
Well, go ahead,
darlin'. Milk 'er.
333
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,580
Here you go, baby.
334
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,299
Eenie, meenie, miney, mo...
335
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:35,406
Do y'all have to watch?
This is kinda personal.
336
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:38,075
Milk! Yes, sir.
337
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,611
Sorry about this. Just
relax and trust me.
338
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:57,227
For your sake, I better
start seeing some milk soon.
339
00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:58,495
Yes, sir!
340
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:03,100
Excuse me.
341
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:11,108
Sorry 'bout the cold hands.
342
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:14,111
Oh, hi, Wally. I
see you found Jack.
343
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,914
What? Get the car!
344
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,248
Hey!
345
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:27,524
Larry! Larry, what
are you doing here?
346
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,805
Playing it safe. That goon Wally
was snooping around the apartment.
347
00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:32,229
Now he's snooping around here!
348
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,309
Oh, come on, Jack.
Who you trying to kid?
349
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,967
Tripper!
350
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:41,005
That sounded exactly like th...
351
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:46,343
In here!
352
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:03,760
Excuse me, that was mine.
353
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:08,732
Now I'm gonna collect
for my girl and my car.
354
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:13,504
Wait a minute. I'm the one
you wanna punch, not him!
355
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,940
Who said that?
356
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,553
Hold it! You're not
gonna hit anybody.
357
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:21,846
Oh, yeah? Just a suggestion.
358
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,194
Hey, listen! I don't
know who you are,
359
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:30,554
but I'm warning you...
leave them alone!
360
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,307
Okay. I know you're
in there. And I'm gonna
361
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:43,601
teach you not to fool around
with another man's woman!
362
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,902
Now, come on out of there!
363
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:59,283
Mister Furley!
364
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:02,485
Aunt Becky!
365
00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:05,422
We weren't doin'
anything, honest!
366
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,502
You don't have to lie
on my account, Ralphy.
367
00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:10,995
Shh!
368
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:14,365
Honest, sir. If I had any
idea that she was your girl...
369
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:16,666
What? Achoo!
370
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:21,739
Bless you. Thank
you. We're dead.
371
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:24,074
Well, well. Look what I found.
372
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:33,317
Now. Just to make
sure I got the right guy,
373
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,130
I'm gonna take
care of both of you!
374
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:38,021
Whaaat!
375
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:40,791
Hey, what are you
guys so chicken about?
376
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:44,027
There's only one of him
and there's three of us.
377
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,730
I mean, two of you.
378
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:50,967
One last request? Just
our farewell salute, okay?
379
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,236
But I want you to watch
carefully. All right, Larry?
380
00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:13,924
And as for you...
381
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,675
Ohh, be careful, Janet.
Serves you right, Larry.
382
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:34,478
You are unbelievable. If
you hadn't used my name...
383
00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:37,325
Then the four of us
wouldn't be up here together.
384
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:38,549
Come again?
385
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:39,898
Well, think of it.
386
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:43,398
A romantic barn. An inviting
hayloft. Two guys, two gals.
387
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,656
What! You know what?
388
00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:50,628
He's right. I am?
389
00:23:50,696 --> 00:23:53,631
Yeah! I am feeling kinda
romantic, aren't you Terri?
390
00:23:53,699 --> 00:23:55,933
Oh yeah. Right.
391
00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:59,369
I am.
392
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,816
Do you believe this, Jack?
393
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:06,376
Well, it's the country
air. It turns them on.
394
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,125
What do you say, Larry?
395
00:24:08,181 --> 00:24:10,580
Are you ready to
sow some wild oats?
396
00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:12,582
Ohh, am I!
397
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:15,051
Here they are! Okay!
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00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:50,020
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