Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:12,578
♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
2
00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:14,124
♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
3
00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:15,614
♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
4
00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,461
♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
5
00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:20,185
♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
6
00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:23,321
♪ Three's company too ♪
7
00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:26,470
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
8
00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:29,727
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
9
00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:32,564
♪ We've a lovable space
that needs your face ♪
10
00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:35,567
♪ Three's company too ♪
11
00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:41,272
♪ You'll see that life is a ball
again Laughter is calling for you ♪
12
00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:44,976
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
13
00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,479
♪ Three's company too ♪
14
00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:57,088
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
15
00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:59,691
♪ Three's company too ♪
16
00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:13,438
Well, here we are, the Regal
Beagle, my home away from home.
17
00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:15,674
Oh! It's very nice.
18
00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:17,887
It is, now that you're here.
19
00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:21,346
Oh! Oh, Jack, you do
say the sweetest things.
20
00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,735
Only when I'm with
you. Come on. Oh!
21
00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:27,986
Why don't we take
this table right here?
22
00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:30,855
Okay. Oh!
23
00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:35,159
Excuse me, Arabella.
24
00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:37,596
There you are. Thank you.
25
00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:40,499
A seat for the sweet. Oh!
26
00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:43,202
Jack, you are so gallant.
27
00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,271
Well, I've always felt that
women should be looked up to,
28
00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:50,175
put on a pedestal, treated with
the utmost devotion and respect.
29
00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:54,279
Hi, Jack! I missed you
at mud wrestlin' this week.
30
00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:58,249
Yeah, I was trying to get
those women out of the mud
31
00:01:58,318 --> 00:02:00,251
and back on the pedestal.
32
00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,800
Uh, I guess we'll order now.
33
00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,024
I'll have the, um...
34
00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:08,238
I'm sorry, Arabella. You first.
35
00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:10,729
Yes, thank you. I'll have
a glass of white wine
36
00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,731
and a dinner salad.
37
00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,045
Yeah, I'll take a cheeseburger
and a beer, okay?
38
00:02:15,069 --> 00:02:17,970
Oh, excellent choice. Thank you.
39
00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:20,116
You want to hurry that up, Lily?
40
00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,074
All right. I'll be right back.
41
00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,903
I know how much
you miss me. Lily...
42
00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:27,846
That Lily... She's
a great kidder.
43
00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:31,549
Well, maybe you'd
rather be with Lily. Huh?
44
00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,585
Well, I saw the way
you were looking at her.
45
00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,632
Looking... Uh,
46
00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:39,124
I may have been looking at
her, but I was thinking about you.
47
00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,527
Oh?
48
00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,529
How sweet.
49
00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:47,966
Would you excuse me?
I've got to make a call.
50
00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:50,035
Sure.
51
00:02:50,104 --> 00:02:53,224
It's, uh, right up there, over
to your left. Can't miss it.
52
00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:55,251
Watch out for the step.
53
00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:57,242
Oh, I'm sorry!
54
00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:03,815
I'll save it for later.
55
00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,817
Oh, gosh!
56
00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:09,655
Boy, what a night.
My feet are killin' me.
57
00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:12,536
Well, why don't you take a
break? Ooh, thanks. I will.
58
00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:17,362
Lily... Lily... I don't
have any change...
59
00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:20,431
Still thinkin' about me?
60
00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:23,401
Sorry. I just borrowed
his lap for a second.
61
00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:27,405
Well, you can just keep his
lap and the rest of him too!
62
00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:31,176
Y'all come back now, ya hear?
63
00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,250
Terri, dinner's alm...
64
00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:41,319
Are you still reading
that magazine? Mm-hmm.
65
00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,922
Terri, this is such trash!
66
00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:47,025
Look at this. “How
to Please a Man.”
67
00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:50,094
I mean, I can't believe
you could be taken in by th...
68
00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:56,168
Move over!
69
00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,938
Hmm. “A little flattery
goes a long way. Yeah.
70
00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:02,507
“Show a man you're
interested in him, Mm-hmm.
71
00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,542
And then he will play... ”
72
00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:10,315
Hey! I do that!
73
00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:17,389
But I don't do that!
74
00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,858
I don't even know what that is.
75
00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,762
Oh, my. Wow!
76
00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:27,110
Okay, that's it. I've had
quite enough, thank you,
77
00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:30,080
and I don't think we should leave this
sort of magazine laying around our house.
78
00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:34,473
Now, Janet, this magazine just
speaks about things frankly and openly.
79
00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:38,042
There's absolutely
nothing to be ashamed of.
80
00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,045
Ooh!
81
00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:44,493
There's no sense in
embarrassing ourselves, though.
82
00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:46,918
Hi, Lar! Come on
in! Hi, Janet. Hi, Ter.
83
00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:49,231
Terri and I were just sitting here,
hanging around, doing nothing.
84
00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:52,156
Nothing, nothing. Bored, bored.
85
00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,792
Jack around? Oh! Oh, no, no.
86
00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,928
Oh, he's still out
with Scarlett O'Hara.
87
00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,909
Oh. It's been over a week.
He really must be serious.
88
00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,911
Yeah, I think he
is. And he says that
89
00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,946
she's a real
old-fashioned kinda girl.
90
00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,270
Listen, I've dated plenty
of old-fashioned girls.
91
00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:08,606
They're not any different
than modern girls.
92
00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:11,509
'Cept you do have to
remember to say “thank you.”
93
00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:16,714
Well, Jack mustn't have minded.
I have never seen him so happy.
94
00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:30,228
Jack! Are you all right?
95
00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:33,175
It's over. It's all
over between us.
96
00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:35,133
Oh! What happened, honey?
97
00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:38,102
Arabella caught
Lily sitting in my lap.
98
00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:41,839
What? Well, Lily was
just kidding around,
99
00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:44,509
but Arabella thought I
was coming on to her.
100
00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,715
Jack...
101
00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:53,018
Jack, instead of
moaning and groaning,
102
00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:56,120
why don't you just tell her
that it was just a little joke?
103
00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:59,090
I... I tried calling her, but
she won't even talk to me.
104
00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,092
.Oh!
105
00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:04,707
Well, you know how you're always saying
that she's an old-fashioned Southern belle?
106
00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:08,199
Yeah? Well, why don't you use
some old-fashioned Southern method?
107
00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:10,948
That's a great idea. Just keep
pouring those mint juleps down her...
108
00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:14,005
Larry! What do you think, Janet?
109
00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,152
Thanks, Terri. See, I had
something in mind like,
110
00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:20,311
Jack would do something,
you know, gallant or romantic,
111
00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,414
like-like maybe writing
her a beautiful love letter.
112
00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:27,318
Bad idea, Jack. Never
put anything in writing.
113
00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:30,555
You can put it in a song. What?
114
00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:33,391
Oh, serenade her
under the window!
115
00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,872
Oh, that's romantic.
That's crazy!
116
00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:38,007
Oh, she'll love it. She'll melt!
117
00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:40,131
Oh, I know I would.
118
00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,533
You ever hear me do “Misty”?
119
00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:47,650
Jack, I really think that
you should consider this.
120
00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:50,853
Yeah, but, Janet... Oh, oh, oh!
And then once she's under your spell,
121
00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:54,479
you climb up to her window
and ask her to dinner.
122
00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:57,482
No, no, no. He doesn't ask
her. He hands her an invitation,
123
00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,484
a very formal invitation.
124
00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:01,486
It's got his name up
here and his address.
125
00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:03,800
You know, that way she'll think he
spent a whole lot of time preparing.
126
00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:06,758
That's a nice touch,
Janet. Thank you.
127
00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:09,761
Serenade her? Won't that just...
128
00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:12,029
You know, it just
might work. Go for it!
129
00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,532
Arabella!
130
00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:18,135
♪ I love you truly ♪
131
00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:21,706
♪ Truly dear ♪
132
00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:28,280
Maybe you ought to send flowers.
133
00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:31,416
Wait a minute. I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do for you, pal.
134
00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:33,718
I'll sing. You'll
sing to my girl?
135
00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,787
No, no. She won't see me.
136
00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:38,223
She'll see you moving your lips.
137
00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:41,459
I'll just be a voice in the
darkness. Come on. That's nutty.
138
00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:43,506
Who cares, as
long as he can sing?
139
00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:46,898
Yeah, Larry, do you know any
romantic songs? Well, sure. Um...
140
00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:50,835
♪ You are so beautiful to me ♪
141
00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,938
I know that one! Oh, perfect!
142
00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:54,984
Pretend you're singing.
Pretend I'm singing?
143
00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:58,176
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
144
00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:02,213
♪ To me Can't you see-ee-ee ♪
145
00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:05,717
♪ You're everything I hope for ♪
146
00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:07,719
Whoo!
147
00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:33,578
Which one is she? Uh... Uh...
148
00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:36,347
Top floor, second
window on the left.
149
00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,416
Well, what are you waiting
for? Go ahead, call her.
150
00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:41,452
Give me those. Go
ahead. You got it. I'm goin'.
151
00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,925
Psst! Arabella.
152
00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:52,429
Psst!
153
00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:54,498
Throw something.
154
00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:07,211
Look, there she is.
155
00:09:07,281 --> 00:09:09,314
Hit it.
156
00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,986
♪♪
157
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,599
Larry, would you
work with me, please?
158
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,876
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
159
00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:41,179
♪ To me ♪
160
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,850
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
161
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:49,086
♪ To me Can't you see ♪
162
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,906
♪ You're everything I hope for ♪
163
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:13,745
♪ Oh, you're everything I need ♪
164
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:17,849
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
165
00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,485
♪ To me ♪
166
00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:31,763
Climb up there and
give her the invitation.
167
00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:33,765
That's it!
168
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:28,419
Oh, I think that's... Hey, wait
a minute. What do you think?
169
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:32,122
Whoo! It must be love.
Even ironed the napkins!
170
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:35,025
Yeah, and they're paper.
171
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,795
I cannot wait for
Arabella to get here.
172
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,898
Jack, cool down. You'll melt
your candles before you light 'em.
173
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:43,513
Aren't the two of you supposed
to be going to a movie?
174
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:46,348
When we can stay here and
see the real thing at home?
175
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,306
Forget it.
176
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,020
That's Arabella. Will you get out of
here, please? We have to change first.
177
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,610
Out, out! Jeesh!
178
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,482
Oh!
179
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,453
♪♪
180
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,624
Hello.
181
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,862
I got your invitation.
182
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,077
M... M-M-My
invitat... You got it?
183
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:29,213
Your bouquet hit me in the face.
184
00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:33,084
Oh, I'm-I'm terribly
sorry. You see, I...
185
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:36,988
Don't apologize. I just
love this poem you wrote.
186
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,691
And “You Are So Beautiful”
187
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:43,061
is my favorite song,
188
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:46,163
next to the theme
from Star Wars.
189
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:49,600
Is that a fact? Uh...
190
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,803
Well, I think I'd
better explain.
191
00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:53,905
You see, uh...
192
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:56,274
You probably won't
believe this, but...
193
00:12:56,343 --> 00:13:01,111
Oh, after last night, I
would believe anything.
194
00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:04,048
You know, I just
could never imagine
195
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,395
something that wonderful
would ever happen
196
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,519
to somebody like me.
197
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:12,623
You know, last night was the
most wonderful, beautiful night
198
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:15,660
of my entire life.
199
00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:19,089
Now, what was it you
wanted to say to me?
200
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:22,233
Have a seat.
201
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:28,205
Oh! I'm just on cloud nine!
202
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,882
Uh, look, I don't know
how all this happened.
203
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,662
Oh, I do. You do?
204
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:43,488
Yes, you-you saw me
across a crowded room,
205
00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:46,457
you felt that certain something,
206
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,459
you had to get to know me,
207
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:52,830
so you followed me home and
poured out your heart in song.
208
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,965
By the way, I'm Bernice.
209
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,234
I'm stunned. I'm Jack.
210
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:01,372
Hang on for a sec.
211
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,174
No, I mean, just
sit there. Oh. Okay.
212
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,614
Hi, Jack. I'm
sorry to interrupt,
213
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,750
but I am just dying to see
the girl that my buddy Jack
214
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:16,365
would go to the
ends of the earth for.
215
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:20,791
I want to feast my eyes on that
woman they make dreams of...
216
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:23,527
That golden goddess,
passion's princess.
217
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,529
Hi.
218
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,799
Here I am.
219
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,007
This is the woman you
could not live without?
220
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:40,044
Oh, Jack! Is that
what you told him?
221
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:44,148
Well, uh, uh, see...
He's so romantic!
222
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,696
Let me get this
straight. Larry...
223
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,654
This is the girl you serenaded?
224
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,589
Oh, with such a beautiful voice!
225
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,626
Jack I got to tell you...
226
00:14:56,395 --> 00:15:00,497
Beautiful? Oh, a voice like
that should be on records.
227
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,772
You really think so? Absolutely.
228
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,342
Congratulations, buddy.
229
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,444
You have got yourself
one special girl.
230
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:15,680
Larry.
231
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,916
Hold on to her, Jack.
232
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,958
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy.
233
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,062
Listen, about tonight.
See, there was a...
234
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,998
Hello! Excuse us. We
don't mean to interrupt,
235
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:37,435
but you must be... In the flesh.
236
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,437
Wow!
237
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,638
You're not what
I expected at all.
238
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,875
My parents said that too.
239
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:49,091
Jack, introduce us. Yeah.
240
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,049
Right. Uh, these
are my roommates.
241
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,262
This is roommate Janet... Hi.
242
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,232
And this is roommate Terri.
Hi. So nice to meet you.
243
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,622
Oh, you too. We're very close.
244
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,025
Very close.
245
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:04,929
So now that you know the truth,
you'll probably want to cancel out.
246
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,930
Oh, no.
247
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,266
I don't mind sharing
him. Do you?
248
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,806
You can have my share. Oh!
249
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,754
Janet, could I speak to you in
the kitchen for just a moment?
250
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,756
You two go on. I'll
get... You too, Terri.
251
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,758
But, Jack... Just
walk! I'll be right back.
252
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,502
Just hang on for a second. Okay.
253
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:30,521
Oh, Jack, Jack, Jack.
254
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:34,125
Ya big lug!
255
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,862
I just want to explain
about that girl, okay?
256
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,970
No need to explain. I
think she's very nice.
257
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,011
Yeah, we're really
proud of you, Jack.
258
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,079
Arabella's not the kind
of girl you usually go for.
259
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,649
Yeah, but that's not
Arabella. That's Bernice.
260
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,140
Bernice? Jack!
261
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,508
I'll be with you...
262
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,544
I serenaded the wrong girl!
263
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,284
Come on, help me out. Sorry.
264
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:07,458
Big help here!
265
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,372
We hope you have a lovely
dinner. We have to run.
266
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:13,163
Wait. You can't leave me
alone with her. Why not?
267
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:16,400
Because she likes me. Oh, well.
268
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,303
There's just no accounting
for taste. Oh, come on!
269
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:23,474
I'm serious! What do I
do if she comes on to me?
270
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,944
Give in.
271
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,814
Bye, Bernice! Nice to meet you!
272
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,416
Oh, you too. hope to
see you again real soon!
273
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:36,186
Oh, and Bernice, we
are going to be out late.
274
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,556
Oh, very, very late.
275
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,557
Bye.
276
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:47,064
Look, Bernice, I've got...
Oh, we're alone at last.
277
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:50,668
Not really. People keep
dropping in here all the time.
278
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,715
You see? There's
someone right now.
279
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,739
We're never alone.
280
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,740
Excuse me.
281
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:59,811
Hi, sug! Arabella, hi.
282
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,924
Darling, I just had
to come and see you.
283
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,548
It was so unfair of
me to suspect you
284
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:08,419
of wanting any other woman.
285
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:16,126
Well, pick my peas.
286
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:20,497
Who's she?
287
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,400
I don't know. I
mean, no, I mean, uh,
288
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,970
Arabella, this is Bernice.
289
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:29,440
Would you excuse
us? Uh, we have to talk.
290
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:32,509
Oh, certainement,
my love. Mercy.
291
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,047
Look, Arabella,
292
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:40,384
this is gonna sound
crazy, but, see,
293
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:44,755
I wanted to try to win you back, so I went
to your place last night to serenade you.
294
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,058
To serenade me?
Oh, well, how romantic.
295
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,795
It would have been, if it
were you, but it was her.
296
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,998
So, thinking she was
you, I invited her to dinner.
297
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:57,301
I-I didn't know how
to tell her the truth.
298
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,570
You don't believe a
word I'm saying, do you?
299
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,839
Well, on the contrary, Jack.
300
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,041
I'm deeply moved.
301
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,043
You are?
302
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:08,512
I never knew you were
that much of a gentleman.
303
00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:13,517
Shucks.
304
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:17,187
Now, you just get rid of her
while I go powder my nose.
305
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,391
Get r... Get... Get rid
of her? I can't do that.
306
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:23,127
Oh, my! What a pity!
307
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,729
I was gonna show you a game
308
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,766
called “the burning of Atlanta.”
309
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:35,305
“The burning of Atlanta”?
310
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:39,243
Yes, and it gets very hot.
311
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,813
She'll be gone in 2 seconds.
312
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,887
Hot!
313
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,098
Bernice!
314
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,102
Yes?
315
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:08,839
Uh, listen, about all this, I
really have to apologize...
316
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,141
No! No, no, you don't.
317
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,689
Oh, Jack. Most other
men wouldn't think
318
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,913
they had to apologize.
319
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,221
I guess that's what
I love about you.
320
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:21,952
You are so sweet,
you're so sensitive.
321
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,754
“S-Sensitive”? No, I'm not.
322
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:27,069
What? No, no.
That was just a lie.
323
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,293
It's just a front I put
up to get what I want,
324
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:33,096
because inside, I'm a seething,
throbbing bucket of lust!
325
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,633
Really?
326
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,742
I'm not good enough to be
in the same room with you.
327
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,837
I'm filth! Yuck!
328
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,575
Oh, Jack!
329
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,749
Bernice, didn't you
hear me? I'm no good!
330
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:56,987
I know, but your honesty
really turns me on!
331
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,459
Well! What have we here?
332
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:05,262
Arabella, this is not
how it looks. Oh, honey!
333
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:07,464
It's exactly how it looks.
334
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,000
She threw herself at you.
No, I was trying to explain...
335
00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:13,870
Honey, this whole incident, it was
just a dreadful mistake. If you'd let me...
336
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:17,440
You see, Jack just didn't have
the heart to tell you. Arabella...
337
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,145
Jack!
338
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,614
I thought you liked me.
339
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,952
Oh. Liked you?
340
00:21:29,022 --> 00:21:32,088
Why, when he's got me?
341
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:36,259
Oh, honey, he was
just feeling sorry for you.
342
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:44,234
Maybe I'd better just leave.
343
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,937
No, wait a minute.
Hold it. Hold it.
344
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,984
Arabella, I think it's time you
knew what really happened.
345
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,207
I already do.
346
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:53,643
No, you don't. You see,
347
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:57,114
I saw Bernice across
a crowded room,
348
00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:02,987
and I felt that certain
something... I had to know her.
349
00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:07,725
So I followed her home and I
poured out my heart to her in song.
350
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:11,562
He sang “You Are
So Beautiful to Me.”
351
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:13,731
You're kiddin'.
352
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,732
No.
353
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:20,471
Now, if you'll excuse
us, we have a date.
354
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:34,129
Well, you know, in
that case, Jack Tripper,
355
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,532
I don't ever want
to see you again.
356
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:39,856
Frankly, my dear, I
don't give a damn.
357
00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:51,234
Oh, Jack!
358
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:55,238
Jack, nobody ever made
me feel this special before.
359
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:59,677
Ah. You make me feel good too.
360
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:02,980
Jack? You know what you said
361
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:05,348
about seeing me
across a crowded room?
362
00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:07,951
Yeah.
363
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:12,089
Thank you for
that wonderful lie.
364
00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:15,826
Friends? Friends.
365
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,071
Jack! Hi, Jack. Hi, girls.
366
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,906
Where's Bernice? She
left. You just missed her.
367
00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:31,953
Oh, well, what happened?
368
00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:35,478
Janet, I'm not the
type to kiss and tell!
369
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,714
Oh, Jack!
370
00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:41,117
We had a lovely dinner, we talked,
had a few laughs. She's a lot of fun.
371
00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,720
Oh, that's great. So
how was the movie?
372
00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:47,057
Blech! Boy, I am so sick
373
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:49,471
of movies with explicit
love scenes in them.
374
00:23:49,495 --> 00:23:53,463
It's all around us. I mean,
sex, sex, sex. You can't avoid it.
375
00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:56,733
Hmm-mm. Ain't it the truth.
376
00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:58,936
Articles, magazines, books.
377
00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:02,106
How-to, what-to,
when-to. It's disgusting!
378
00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:04,575
I couldn't agree with you more.
379
00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:08,178
Why, Jack! It's so nice
to hear you say that!
380
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,180
Oh! Yeah!
381
00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:12,760
Good night, honey.
Yeah. Oh, girls?
382
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:15,584
Yeah? You forgot
your dirty magazine.
383
00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:48,719
Three's Company was videotaped
in front of a studio audience.
384
00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:03,392
Closed-Captioned By J.R.
Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA
27153
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
