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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,523 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,325 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,726 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,395 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:21,364 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:23,100 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:25,202 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,070 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:27,094 --> 00:00:30,107 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:33,143 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:35,066 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,622 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 13 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:48,046 ♪ three's company too ♪ 14 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:57,834 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:00,225 ♪ three's company too. ♪ 16 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:06,243 Hurry up, chrissy, we're Gonna be late for the concert. 17 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:09,546 - can't you dress any faster? - chrissy: I dress very fast. 18 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:12,115 - what's holding you up? - it's the weather. 19 00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:14,183 The weather? 20 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:18,187 whether to wear the Blue sweater or whether... 21 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:21,324 Chrissy, we're going To a rock concert, 22 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:23,326 Not a fashion show. 23 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:25,595 The only thing those people Care about is the music. 24 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:28,353 No one is going to Notice what you look like. 25 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:34,959 On the other Hand, I'm tone deaf! 26 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:41,144 It's a funny thing About these binoculars, 27 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:44,248 Some parts of your sweater Seem closer to me than other parts. 28 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,339 - jack, come on. - let's go, come on. 29 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:50,720 - oh! - oh hi, guys. 30 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:53,022 - hi, hi... - jack: janet, come on. 31 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:55,258 - oh boy... - janet, don't sit down! 32 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:58,027 A friend at school gave Me three free tickets 33 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:00,263 - to a rock concert tonight. - oh no, jack. 34 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,599 After eight hours on my Feet at the flower shop, 35 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,534 I just wanna sit Down and take root. 36 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,103 - no, no, no... - janet, no! 37 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:07,904 No, you don't wanna Miss this group! 38 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:10,540 The dirty dozen, They're really different. 39 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:13,076 Chrissy, what's so different About the dirty dozen? 40 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:15,267 There are only nine of them. 41 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,448 I'll get it! 42 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,918 You get the door, I'll get my sweater. 43 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,721 - looks like you're Staying home tonight. - thank you, I'll stay home. 44 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,256 Larry, are you in luck. 45 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,925 I got an extra ticket to the Dirty dozen concert tonight. 46 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:31,894 - you wanna go? - life is so cruel. 47 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:34,964 A simple yes or no would do. 48 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,699 Jack, I gotta talk to you. 49 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:38,234 I'll stop by Tomorrow. I gotta run. 50 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:40,336 - tomorrow might be too late! - chrissy, let's go! 51 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:41,938 - bye! - jack! 52 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:44,442 - bye, janet! - bye, guys. Have a good time! 53 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:03,593 Okay, larry. Tell me about it. 54 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:07,764 Well, you see, I was... I mean, 55 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,799 I have this friend. 56 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:12,401 - okay, you have a friend. - yeah, a good friend, 57 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:15,104 And he had a date With a gorgeous girl. 58 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,273 I mean, on a scale from 1 to 10 59 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:19,308 She was a 15. 60 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:21,945 The needle went around twice. 61 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,880 Okay, your friend Was out with a girl... 62 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:25,582 - gorgeous girl. - gorgeous, excuse me. 63 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:28,184 Right, well, they were Having this romantic dinner. 64 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,787 From where they sat, They could see the moon 65 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,489 Beaming through the windshield. 66 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:35,925 Then after dinner, 67 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:39,529 After dinner, he got rid of the Empty bucket and the chicken bones, 68 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,932 He pulled her close to him, 69 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:46,903 And then he started whispering Those sweet, sweet nothings in her ear. 70 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,771 You know what happened then? 71 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:51,007 - I can guess. - no. 72 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:54,232 No, you can't. She Fell asleep on him! 73 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:59,582 - no. - yeah, you can't Believe it either, huh? 74 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,985 When she woke up, she Told this wonderful, 75 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:04,754 Handsome, incredible Hunk of a man 76 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,857 That she couldn't help but Fall asleep because he was so... 77 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:11,382 So... Boring. 78 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:15,565 Well, larry, maybe Your friend is boring. 79 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,956 - a lot of handsome guys are. - I am not! 80 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:24,206 you're not? you're This incredible hunk? 81 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,208 This man who is Handsome and wonderful? 82 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:29,434 - and boring. You forgot boring. - no, I didn't. 83 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:34,751 I mean... No, larry, You're not boring. 84 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:38,521 - oh yes, I am. - no, you're not! 85 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:41,780 Larry. 86 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,928 - hey. - mm-hmm. 87 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:48,464 Come on, larry. That's Just one girl's opinion. 88 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:51,034 Come on, I bet you got Hundreds of other girlfriends. 89 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:53,536 had. those days are over now. 90 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,238 I'd be afraid to go out on a Date and have it happen again. 91 00:04:56,262 --> 00:05:00,342 - I'm washed up! - oh come on. 92 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:02,968 Maybe it won't be so Bad without women. 93 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,382 I could always take up reading. 94 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:08,573 Where do you go to buy books? 95 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:14,757 Larry, snap out of it. 96 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:17,193 You have a lot to offer a girl. 97 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:20,196 She said I was dumb, too. 98 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:21,731 Aww... 99 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:25,001 Well, larry, what do you Care what that girl says? 100 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,003 I mean, I've known you For a real long time, 101 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,827 And I think that you're... 102 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:33,076 I think that you're a Very special person. 103 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,211 - special? - uh-huh. 104 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:37,614 - really? - sure. 105 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:40,016 No girl ever said That to me before. 106 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,986 Well, see? Now There's your problem. 107 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,421 You're just going out With the wrong kind of girl. 108 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:47,389 Yeah, you need somebody who's... 109 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:49,959 You know, somebody who's A little more understanding. 110 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:51,594 Someone who's Real down-to-earth. 111 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:53,930 - yeah, yeah, yeah... - yeah, yeah. 112 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:56,332 Well, where could I Ever find a girl like that? 113 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,590 Oh larry, she's probably Right under your nose. 114 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:05,975 - janet. - hmm? 115 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:08,244 Janet, the things That you have said! 116 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:11,014 You have made me Feel so wonderful. 117 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:14,483 Oh, I'm glad, larry. But Go home and cheer up. 118 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:16,607 - yeah, yeah, okay. - okay. 119 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:20,078 Janet? 120 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:24,260 - yes, larry? - I'll see you later. 121 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:26,017 I hope so. 122 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,165 Yuck! 123 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:44,447 Ugh. 124 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:47,250 It's open. 125 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:51,020 Hey, larry, I'm sorry I Rushed out on you yesterday... 126 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,689 What are you doing? 127 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,391 Just taking down a few pictures. 128 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:57,193 Gee, your walls look So naked without them. 129 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:59,429 Come to think of it, they Look naked with them. 130 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:05,201 Yup, well, I won't be Needing these anymore. Ta-da! 131 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,771 Are you feeling all Right? You got a fever? 132 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:09,539 Are you sick? Do this. 133 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:12,208 - what's wrong with you? - jack, jack, 134 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:16,234 - I have finally met The woman of my dreams. - again? 135 00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:19,248 - I am serious. - oh, okay. 136 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:22,385 - I am in love! - fine. Who is it This time, larry? 137 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:24,687 - well, she lives in This building, - mm-hmm. 138 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:26,856 And I never really Noticed her before. 139 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:30,727 Cute face, big brown Eyes, short dark hair, 140 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:33,930 Sensitive, smart, witty... 141 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,632 What's so funny? 142 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:38,535 Nothing, it just sounded like You were talking about janet. 143 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:39,991 I am talking about janet. 144 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,096 my janet?! 145 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:49,300 No, my janet. 146 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:52,036 I love her! 147 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:54,684 You love janet?! 148 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,319 And janet loves me. 149 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:58,688 - you're putting me on, Aren't you? - uh-uh. 150 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:01,090 Well, janet's not Your type of girl. 151 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:03,960 She is now. 152 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:07,630 - what did you Do to her?! - hey. 153 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,766 Come on, take it Easy, all right? 154 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,301 She's still the same. I'm The one who's changed. 155 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,772 Don't you see? I am fed up with those Aggressive women always coming on strong. 156 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:16,912 Yeah, but wait a minute... 157 00:08:16,936 --> 00:08:18,808 You know what I mean? Always calling you up, 158 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:23,346 "Hi, baby, I'm comin' over. Warm up the waterbed." 159 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:25,348 Ugh, aren't you tired of that? 160 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:28,139 Well, actually, I never Get calls like that. 161 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:31,488 Then they climb all over you. 162 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,312 I am telling you, jack, I Am not a love machine. 163 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:38,127 Janet, ah, 164 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:41,197 Janet is the kind of Old-fashioned sensitive girl 165 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:43,366 I have been missing all my life. 166 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:46,469 Nah, I know you, larry. This is just an infatuation. 167 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,605 I give it a week, two Weeks max, then it's over. 168 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,239 - oh yeah? - yeah. 169 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:53,943 Oh yeah? Well, maybe This will convince you. 170 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,112 - what's that? - my little black book. 171 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:59,004 It's yours. Go On, go on take it. 172 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:04,342 Gee, I always thought It would be bigger. 173 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:09,325 Yeah, well, that's just a to f. 174 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,327 The other volumes Are at my office 175 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:14,531 Along with the appendix And the monthly supplements. 176 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:17,901 What do these stars Mean next to girls' names? 177 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:20,224 Oh that's just my Little rating system. 178 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:24,173 Okay, okay, you love janet. 179 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:27,276 How do you know she loves you? 180 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,779 - I have my ways. - what did you do to her? 181 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:33,082 Hey! It was a kiss, just a kiss. 182 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:36,519 - you kissed janet? - no, she kissed me. 183 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:38,287 She kissed... 184 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:41,057 You tell janet I'll be Down in a little while. 185 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,825 - okay, buddy? - okay. 186 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:45,562 You know, she means more to me 187 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:48,197 Than all the five-star Girls in that book. 188 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:51,034 You got girls with Five stars in here? 189 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,369 Oh yeah, but I wouldn't Try any of them 190 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:56,494 Unless you got a complete Physical check-up first. 191 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,314 Me? He loves me? 192 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,416 Yeah, and he says you love him. 193 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,418 Oh, where'd he get a Stupid idea like that? 194 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,854 From what happened Between you last night. 195 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:15,157 What happened last Night? What?! What?! 196 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:16,826 Nothing, chrissy! 197 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,195 Look, larry was Real down on himself. 198 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,030 So I just tried to Make him feel better. 199 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,121 Looks like you did. 200 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,137 All I did was tell him That he was special, 201 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,473 And appealing and sweet. 202 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:33,876 You know, I lied a little. 203 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,545 - and you kissed him. - I did not. 204 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:39,215 - larry says you kissed him. - I did not kiss larry! 205 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,584 Come on, jack! Oh, right, yeah, 206 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:44,553 I blew him one little kiss From clear across the room. 207 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,311 You don't know Your own strength. 208 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,194 You must have misunderstood him. 209 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,463 He gave me his Little black book. 210 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,366 - so, he gave you His little black book. - what does that tell you? 211 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,535 Debbie cavanaugh is a five-star. 212 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,059 Give me that! 213 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:03,706 What do the stars mean? 214 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:06,731 Uh, perfect attendance. 215 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,934 She was present at every date. 216 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,516 I don't believe any of it. 217 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:16,853 I mean, the whole idea Is absolutely ridiculous. 218 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,988 You tell that to larry. 219 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,046 I will, next time I see him. 220 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,969 One red rose. 221 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,572 One because of your specialness; 222 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:40,376 Red because of your Blushing modesty; 223 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,667 A rose because of your beauty. 224 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:51,609 Ah. 225 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:58,149 - larry, I have to tell you something... - hush. 226 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,898 Sweet janet, no need for words, 227 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:05,000 I can hear what's in your heart. 228 00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:09,938 I know, I know. 229 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:13,598 We'll talk later tonight. I'll pick you up at 7:30, okay? 230 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,416 - what am I... - hush. 231 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,088 You're a tiger. 232 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,778 - oh... - janet, 233 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,980 Why didn't you tell larry You weren't in love with him? 234 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:56,052 Because, chrissy, I Felt sorry for him. 235 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:59,222 Look, larry's in a real Vulnerable place right now. 236 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:02,406 No, he's not. He's In his apartment. 237 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:12,969 Give me a break, chrissy. I've Got a problem here. Come on! 238 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:16,139 Look, I don't want to hurt Larry. I don't want to lead him on! 239 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,975 - I don't know what to do. - oh, I feel sorry for you. 240 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,877 Yeah... Gee, chrissy, 241 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:24,202 - I don't even know What he sees in me. - I don't know either. 242 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,016 Chrissy! 243 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,786 Oh no, jack, it's cool. I Mean, she's absolutely right. 244 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,021 Look, I'm not larry's type. 245 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:38,161 I'm not tall, or Voluptuous, or... Easy. 246 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,763 This is a simple Case of rebound. 247 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:43,065 Larry wiped out on what He thought was a sure thing, 248 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,533 A five-star, right? 249 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:48,304 So now he's looking for A sweet, old-fashioned, 250 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,962 Demure, decent type of girl. 251 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,432 In los angeles? 252 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,001 Chrissy. 253 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:03,986 Larry thinks that janet Is that sweet, demure girl. 254 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,655 - so what should I do? - well... 255 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,326 You've gotta show him that You're not what he thinks you are. 256 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,695 She's gotta show Him she's not a girl? 257 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,797 Help us out, chrissy. 258 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,765 I'm talking about a Different type of girl. 259 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:19,235 - now when larry Shows up tonight. - yeah? 260 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:22,038 You've gotta show him a janet That he doesn't even know exists, 261 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,707 - a sexy bombshell. - what? 262 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:28,544 Look, you've gotta turn him On so you can turn him off. 263 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,814 You see? I'll show you how. Okay, you don't know me. 264 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:35,651 Now you pretend that you're sitting All by yourself at the regal beagle. 265 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,854 Now, what do you do when A good-looking guy walks in 266 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,379 - and sits down Besides you? - okay. 267 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,466 ♪ day, me say day, me Say day, me say day o ♪ 268 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:53,724 ♪ daylight come and Me wanna go home. ♪ 269 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:04,180 - well? - I'm still waiting for the Good-looking guy to come in. 270 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,582 Oh come on, janet! 271 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,817 - ha ha ha ha, very funny. - I'm sorry. 272 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,520 - you wanna get serious? - I'll get serious. I'll be good. 273 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,089 - okay... - here I am. 274 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,279 ♪ day me say day day... Daylight come and... ♪ 275 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,364 - well, what do you do? - me? What do I do? 276 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,133 - yes! - I don't do anything, jack. 277 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,002 - you gotta wait for the guy To make the first move. - wrong! 278 00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:29,371 - that's who larry Thinks he's in love with. - oh... 279 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,240 You've gotta be An aggressive girl. 280 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,909 You gotta make the first Move! Look, I'll show you. 281 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,145 Okay look, I'll be The girl, all right? 282 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,347 And you be the guy, okay? 283 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,182 - you want me To be the guy? - yes. 284 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:43,086 Okay, I'm the guy. ♪ day Me say day, me say day... ♪ 285 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,090 I'll be good, I'm sorry. 286 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,692 - I'm just so nervous. - all right, just lock in. 287 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,428 Okay, I'll lock In. I'll do it, jack. 288 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,972 - I'm the girl. - I'm the guy. 289 00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:06,275 Hello, big fella. 290 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,478 Ooh, mercy! 291 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:13,237 I know it's not saturday Night, but I've got the fever. 292 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:18,954 Interested in a nice, Meaningless relationship? 293 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,956 Jack, just forget it! 294 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,225 - do you wanna get rid Of larry or not? - yeah, I do! 295 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,127 All right, then just Listen to the master. 296 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,095 - I'm trying to set A mood here, okay? - okay. 297 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,353 - take the notes. - I'm taking notes. 298 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,636 - she's nearly ready. - oh great. 299 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,726 The moment of truth. 300 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,745 Hi. 301 00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,969 Good evening, I'm Calling for janet. 302 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,552 Sure, come on in. 303 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,321 - have a seat. - thank you very much. 304 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,678 You're very welcome. 305 00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,893 Get her out here now. 306 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,783 Janet, your date's here. 307 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,141 It's nice weather We're having, huh? 308 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:15,478 Oh yes, very nice. But It's so unpredictable. 309 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:19,704 Yeah, nice one Day, nice the next. 310 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:29,291 Huh, that janet. You've Got a great girl there. 311 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,227 You really like her, huh? 312 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,551 My intentions are Strictly honorable. 313 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,968 Where are you going? 314 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,832 Don't worry. I'll have Her back at a decent hour. 315 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,521 Hi, big eyes. 316 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:02,680 I hope you like what you see. 317 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,896 Sure, I mean... That is really a... 318 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,499 I guess I should have told you We're going to the symphony. 319 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,734 Chrissy and jack, 320 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:16,026 I'd like to be alone with my Man if you know what I mean. 321 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,266 You lucky guy! 322 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,938 Try not to set off The smoke alarm, okay? 323 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,220 What was that all about? 324 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:33,811 Isn't it obvious? 325 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,329 - they sensed it. - sensed what? 326 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,665 The physical attraction, 327 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,433 The love connection, 328 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,157 The glandular electricity. 329 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,574 Uh, janet, I brought You a little something. 330 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:55,800 - it's just a corsage. - oh good, let's smoke it. 331 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:03,018 Oh, ha ha, that's a joke. 332 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,521 - okay, let me put This on for you. - oh no, larry, 333 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,979 It'll just get crushed when I Put my loving arms around you. 334 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,562 - I don't follow. - you will. 335 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,732 When I lead, my Men always follow. 336 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,631 Oh mercy! 337 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,615 Larry, where did you say you Were gonna take me tonight? 338 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,651 To the symphony. 339 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,887 Oh, let's just forget The symphony, larry. 340 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,623 Why don't you and I... 341 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:45,260 Just stay here and then we'll Let nature take its course. 342 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,862 What? 343 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:50,532 Oh, come on, larry, Don't be naive with me. 344 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:53,491 I'm talking about the Birds and the bees. 345 00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:57,781 Janet, we're gonna Miss the overture. 346 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,710 Janet. 347 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,680 Janet! 348 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,015 You're disappointed In me, aren't you, larry? 349 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,106 Disappointed? 350 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,121 I'm not the girl You thought I was. 351 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,356 Darn. 352 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,193 Yes, you are, and more. 353 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,528 - what? - you're sweet, Sensitive, 354 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,130 - no, no, no... - old fashioned, And a turn-on besides. 355 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,304 - janet: no, no, no, stop! - larry: whoop! 356 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,606 That's enough! Stay! 357 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,710 I'll be right back. You wait There darling, I'll be right back. 358 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,884 How's it going? 359 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,352 - that good, huh? - listen, jack, 360 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,020 - yeah? - he's all over me Out there, 361 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,922 You gotta think of Another plan quick. 362 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:50,025 Wait a minute, we tried His way, now let's try mine. 363 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,927 - come on, jack. - me? What am I Gonna do? 364 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,862 - just do what I do. - what are you gonna do? 365 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,526 The same thing you'll be Doing, only I'll be doing it first. 366 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,011 Oh, larry, congratulations! 367 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,448 This is so exciting, Isn't it, jack? 368 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,583 Huh? Right, yeah, it is. 369 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,151 Where's... Janet? 370 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,454 She's in the kitchen Making up the guest list. 371 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:21,390 Guest list? Hey Jack, what's going on? 372 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,626 She knows. 373 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,761 - chrissy? - just calling my dad. 374 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,797 He'd be so hurt if we didn't Let him perform the ceremony. 375 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,633 Who's getting married? 376 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:33,902 - you and janet! - oh, that's nice. 377 00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,771 What?! Who? 378 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,539 - daddy? - wait, give me that. 379 00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:40,075 Excuse me, sir, that's A wrong number there. 380 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:43,111 - did you say married? - yeah. I've always wanted To be a maid of honor. 381 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,414 We could wear pink Dresses and big hats... 382 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:48,150 Wait, hold on a second, Chrissy. Jack? Could I talk to you? 383 00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:50,352 Oh, you want me to be Your best man, larry! 384 00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:53,088 I accept. Thanks, pal. 385 00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,090 Best man? Maid of Honor? Hold on a second, 386 00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,559 Aren't you forgetting one Very important thing here? 387 00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:59,595 Almost forgot The bachelor party. 388 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:02,298 Right, I'll call the guys right Now. That'll be so much fun. 389 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,900 Jack, hold on a second. Would You put that phone down now? 390 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,835 Come on, I can't have Any bachelor party. 391 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:09,471 Janet won't mind. I'm gonna Be giving her a bridal shower. 392 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,774 - give me the phone, jack. - jack: oh, yeah, listen, 393 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,875 I gotta go put some signs Up at the regal beagle. 394 00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:16,512 - everybody will wanna come to your... - jack! 395 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:17,879 Jack, hold on a second. 396 00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:20,248 Hello, bridal shower people. 397 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:22,518 Chrissy, put that phone down. 398 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,986 Hold it, hold it, Hold everything! 399 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,155 It's no trouble at all, pal. 400 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,425 Yeah, you and janet Can live here with us. 401 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,060 That is, until you buy Your little house in iowa. 402 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,162 - iowa? - chrissy: yeah. 403 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,965 Janet's always Wanted to live in iowa. 404 00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:40,391 Yeah, she'll have you up every Morning at 4:00 a.M. To milk them cows. 405 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,861 Cows? You mean, moo, moo? 406 00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,657 And sheep. Bah, bah. 407 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,301 And children. Da-da. 408 00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:55,584 Oh, janet's always wanted 409 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:58,387 To have a big, big family. 410 00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,656 And larry, you're Just the man to do it. 411 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,291 Da-da? 412 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:06,027 You won't be needing this little Black book anymore, will you? 413 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,329 - jack. Jack. - no, no. 414 00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:09,998 Farewell, camille cantudio. 415 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,500 Camille cantudio? That's four... 416 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,702 Adios, sheila karlinski. 417 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,170 - sheila! - larry? 418 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,905 Janet. 419 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:19,407 Both: I wanna call it off. 420 00:23:19,431 --> 00:23:20,876 - you do? - you do? 421 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,260 Both: I'm sorry. Go ahead. 422 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:27,348 Janet, I'm terribly Sorry, but... 423 00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:30,941 This just won't work out. I mean, I Don't know the first thing about cows. 424 00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:39,628 - cows? - you know... Moo, moo. 425 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:43,599 - moo, moo? - now look, yeah right, Kid, you just hang in there 426 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:46,835 And I am absolutely certain the Right man will come along someday. 427 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,770 Okay? All right. 428 00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:51,228 Well, so long. 429 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,717 I don't know what You did, but thank you. 430 00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:04,920 Wait a second. I Helped too, you know. 431 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:07,790 - jack, thank you. Thank you, too. - jack: yes, thank you. 432 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,558 Thanks, guys. 433 00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:11,293 Um... Excuse me. 434 00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,529 Chrissy: where are you going? 435 00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:15,597 I'm just going down To the regal beagle 436 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:18,221 To see if any stars Are out tonight. 437 00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:21,058 Excuse me. 438 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,966 ritter's voice: "Three's Company" was videotaped 439 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,870 in front of a studio audience. 33614

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