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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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- ♪ take a step that is new ♪
- ♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a lovable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too. ♪
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Hurry up, chrissy, we're
Gonna be late for the concert.
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- can't you dress any faster?
- chrissy: I dress very fast.
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- what's holding you up?
- it's the weather.
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The weather?
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whether to wear the
Blue sweater or whether...
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Chrissy, we're going
To a rock concert,
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Not a fashion show.
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The only thing those people
Care about is the music.
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No one is going to
Notice what you look like.
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On the other
Hand, I'm tone deaf!
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It's a funny thing
About these binoculars,
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Some parts of your sweater
Seem closer to me than other parts.
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- jack, come on.
- let's go, come on.
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- oh!
- oh hi, guys.
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- hi, hi...
- jack: janet, come on.
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- oh boy...
- janet, don't sit down!
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A friend at school gave
Me three free tickets
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- to a rock concert tonight.
- oh no, jack.
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After eight hours on my
Feet at the flower shop,
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I just wanna sit
Down and take root.
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- no, no, no...
- janet, no!
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No, you don't wanna
Miss this group!
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The dirty dozen,
They're really different.
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Chrissy, what's so different
About the dirty dozen?
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There are only nine of them.
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I'll get it!
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You get the door,
I'll get my sweater.
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- looks like you're
Staying home tonight.
- thank you, I'll stay home.
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Larry, are you in luck.
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I got an extra ticket to the
Dirty dozen concert tonight.
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- you wanna go?
- life is so cruel.
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A simple yes or no would do.
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Jack, I gotta talk to you.
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I'll stop by
Tomorrow. I gotta run.
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- tomorrow might be too late!
- chrissy, let's go!
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- bye!
- jack!
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- bye, janet!
- bye, guys. Have a good time!
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Okay, larry. Tell me about it.
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Well, you see, I was... I mean,
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I have this friend.
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- okay, you have a friend.
- yeah, a good friend,
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And he had a date
With a gorgeous girl.
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I mean, on a scale from 1 to 10
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She was a 15.
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The needle went around twice.
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Okay, your friend
Was out with a girl...
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- gorgeous girl.
- gorgeous, excuse me.
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Right, well, they were
Having this romantic dinner.
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From where they sat,
They could see the moon
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Beaming through the windshield.
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Then after dinner,
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After dinner, he got rid of the
Empty bucket and the chicken bones,
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He pulled her close to him,
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And then he started whispering
Those sweet, sweet nothings in her ear.
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You know what happened then?
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- I can guess.
- no.
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No, you can't. She
Fell asleep on him!
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- no.
- yeah, you can't
Believe it either, huh?
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When she woke up, she
Told this wonderful,
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Handsome, incredible
Hunk of a man
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That she couldn't help but
Fall asleep because he was so...
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So... Boring.
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Well, larry, maybe
Your friend is boring.
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- a lot of handsome guys are.
- I am not!
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you're not? you're
This incredible hunk?
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This man who is
Handsome and wonderful?
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- and boring. You forgot boring.
- no, I didn't.
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I mean... No, larry,
You're not boring.
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- oh yes, I am.
- no, you're not!
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Larry.
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- hey.
- mm-hmm.
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Come on, larry. That's
Just one girl's opinion.
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Come on, I bet you got
Hundreds of other girlfriends.
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had. those days are over now.
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I'd be afraid to go out on a
Date and have it happen again.
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- I'm washed up!
- oh come on.
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Maybe it won't be so
Bad without women.
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I could always take up reading.
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Where do you go to buy books?
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Larry, snap out of it.
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You have a lot to offer a girl.
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She said I was dumb, too.
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Aww...
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Well, larry, what do you
Care what that girl says?
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I mean, I've known you
For a real long time,
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And I think that you're...
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I think that you're a
Very special person.
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- special?
- uh-huh.
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- really?
- sure.
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No girl ever said
That to me before.
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Well, see? Now
There's your problem.
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You're just going out
With the wrong kind of girl.
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Yeah, you need somebody who's...
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You know, somebody who's
A little more understanding.
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Someone who's
Real down-to-earth.
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- yeah, yeah, yeah...
- yeah, yeah.
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Well, where could I
Ever find a girl like that?
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Oh larry, she's probably
Right under your nose.
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- janet.
- hmm?
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Janet, the things
That you have said!
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You have made me
Feel so wonderful.
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Oh, I'm glad, larry. But
Go home and cheer up.
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- yeah, yeah, okay.
- okay.
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Janet?
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- yes, larry?
- I'll see you later.
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I hope so.
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Yuck!
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Ugh.
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It's open.
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Hey, larry, I'm sorry I
Rushed out on you yesterday...
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What are you doing?
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Just taking down a few pictures.
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Gee, your walls look
So naked without them.
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Come to think of it, they
Look naked with them.
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Yup, well, I won't be
Needing these anymore. Ta-da!
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Are you feeling all
Right? You got a fever?
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Are you sick? Do this.
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- what's wrong with you?
- jack, jack,
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- I have finally met
The woman of my dreams.
- again?
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- I am serious.
- oh, okay.
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- I am in love!
- fine. Who is it
This time, larry?
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- well, she lives in
This building, - mm-hmm.
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And I never really
Noticed her before.
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Cute face, big brown
Eyes, short dark hair,
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Sensitive, smart, witty...
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What's so funny?
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Nothing, it just sounded like
You were talking about janet.
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I am talking about janet.
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my janet?!
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No, my janet.
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I love her!
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You love janet?!
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And janet loves me.
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- you're putting me on,
Aren't you?
- uh-uh.
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Well, janet's not
Your type of girl.
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She is now.
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- what did you
Do to her?!
- hey.
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Come on, take it
Easy, all right?
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She's still the same. I'm
The one who's changed.
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Don't you see? I am fed up with those
Aggressive women always coming on strong.
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Yeah, but wait a minute...
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You know what I mean?
Always calling you up,
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"Hi, baby, I'm comin' over.
Warm up the waterbed."
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Ugh, aren't you tired of that?
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Well, actually, I never
Get calls like that.
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Then they climb all over you.
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I am telling you, jack, I
Am not a love machine.
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Janet, ah,
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Janet is the kind of
Old-fashioned sensitive girl
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I have been missing all my life.
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Nah, I know you, larry.
This is just an infatuation.
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I give it a week, two
Weeks max, then it's over.
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- oh yeah?
- yeah.
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Oh yeah? Well, maybe
This will convince you.
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- what's that?
- my little black book.
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It's yours. Go
On, go on take it.
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Gee, I always thought
It would be bigger.
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Yeah, well, that's just a to f.
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The other volumes
Are at my office
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Along with the appendix
And the monthly supplements.
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What do these stars
Mean next to girls' names?
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Oh that's just my
Little rating system.
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Okay, okay, you love janet.
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How do you know she loves you?
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- I have my ways.
- what did you do to her?
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Hey! It was a kiss, just a kiss.
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- you kissed janet?
- no, she kissed me.
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She kissed...
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You tell janet I'll be
Down in a little while.
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- okay, buddy?
- okay.
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You know, she means more to me
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Than all the five-star
Girls in that book.
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You got girls with
Five stars in here?
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Oh yeah, but I wouldn't
Try any of them
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Unless you got a complete
Physical check-up first.
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Me? He loves me?
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Yeah, and he says you love him.
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Oh, where'd he get a
Stupid idea like that?
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From what happened
Between you last night.
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What happened last
Night? What?! What?!
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Nothing, chrissy!
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Look, larry was
Real down on himself.
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So I just tried to
Make him feel better.
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Looks like you did.
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All I did was tell him
That he was special,
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And appealing and sweet.
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You know, I lied a little.
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- and you kissed him.
- I did not.
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- larry says you kissed him.
- I did not kiss larry!
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Come on, jack! Oh, right, yeah,
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I blew him one little kiss
From clear across the room.
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You don't know
Your own strength.
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You must have misunderstood him.
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He gave me his
Little black book.
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- so, he gave you
His little black book.
- what does that tell you?
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Debbie cavanaugh is a five-star.
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Give me that!
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What do the stars mean?
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Uh, perfect attendance.
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She was present at every date.
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I don't believe any of it.
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I mean, the whole idea
Is absolutely ridiculous.
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You tell that to larry.
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I will, next time I see him.
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One red rose.
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One because of your specialness;
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Red because of your
Blushing modesty;
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A rose because of your beauty.
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Ah.
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- larry, I have to tell you something...
- hush.
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Sweet janet, no need for words,
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I can hear what's in your heart.
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I know, I know.
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We'll talk later tonight.
I'll pick you up at 7:30, okay?
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- what am I...
- hush.
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You're a tiger.
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- oh...
- janet,
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Why didn't you tell larry
You weren't in love with him?
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Because, chrissy, I
Felt sorry for him.
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Look, larry's in a real
Vulnerable place right now.
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No, he's not. He's
In his apartment.
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Give me a break, chrissy. I've
Got a problem here. Come on!
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Look, I don't want to hurt
Larry. I don't want to lead him on!
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- I don't know what to do.
- oh, I feel sorry for you.
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Yeah... Gee, chrissy,
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- I don't even know
What he sees in me.
- I don't know either.
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00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,016
Chrissy!
243
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,786
Oh no, jack, it's cool. I
Mean, she's absolutely right.
244
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,021
Look, I'm not larry's type.
245
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:38,161
I'm not tall, or
Voluptuous, or... Easy.
246
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,763
This is a simple
Case of rebound.
247
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:43,065
Larry wiped out on what
He thought was a sure thing,
248
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,533
A five-star, right?
249
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:48,304
So now he's looking for
A sweet, old-fashioned,
250
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,962
Demure, decent type of girl.
251
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,432
In los angeles?
252
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,001
Chrissy.
253
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:03,986
Larry thinks that janet
Is that sweet, demure girl.
254
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,655
- so what should I do?
- well...
255
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,326
You've gotta show him that
You're not what he thinks you are.
256
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,695
She's gotta show
Him she's not a girl?
257
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,797
Help us out, chrissy.
258
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,765
I'm talking about a
Different type of girl.
259
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:19,235
- now when larry
Shows up tonight.
- yeah?
260
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:22,038
You've gotta show him a janet
That he doesn't even know exists,
261
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,707
- a sexy bombshell.
- what?
262
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:28,544
Look, you've gotta turn him
On so you can turn him off.
263
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,814
You see? I'll show you how.
Okay, you don't know me.
264
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:35,651
Now you pretend that you're sitting
All by yourself at the regal beagle.
265
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,854
Now, what do you do when
A good-looking guy walks in
266
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,379
- and sits down
Besides you?
- okay.
267
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,466
♪ day, me say day, me
Say day, me say day o ♪
268
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:53,724
♪ daylight come and
Me wanna go home. ♪
269
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:04,180
- well?
- I'm still waiting for the
Good-looking guy to come in.
270
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,582
Oh come on, janet!
271
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,817
- ha ha ha ha, very funny.
- I'm sorry.
272
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,520
- you wanna get serious?
- I'll get serious. I'll be good.
273
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,089
- okay...
- here I am.
274
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,279
♪ day me say day day...
Daylight come and... ♪
275
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,364
- well, what do you do?
- me? What do I do?
276
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,133
- yes!
- I don't do anything, jack.
277
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,002
- you gotta wait for the guy
To make the first move.
- wrong!
278
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:29,371
- that's who larry
Thinks he's in love with.
- oh...
279
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,240
You've gotta be
An aggressive girl.
280
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,909
You gotta make the first
Move! Look, I'll show you.
281
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,145
Okay look, I'll be
The girl, all right?
282
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,347
And you be the guy, okay?
283
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,182
- you want me
To be the guy?
- yes.
284
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:43,086
Okay, I'm the guy. ♪ day
Me say day, me say day... ♪
285
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,090
I'll be good, I'm sorry.
286
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,692
- I'm just so nervous.
- all right, just lock in.
287
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,428
Okay, I'll lock
In. I'll do it, jack.
288
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,972
- I'm the girl.
- I'm the guy.
289
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:06,275
Hello, big fella.
290
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,478
Ooh, mercy!
291
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:13,237
I know it's not saturday
Night, but I've got the fever.
292
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:18,954
Interested in a nice,
Meaningless relationship?
293
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,956
Jack, just forget it!
294
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,225
- do you wanna get rid
Of larry or not?
- yeah, I do!
295
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,127
All right, then just
Listen to the master.
296
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,095
- I'm trying to set
A mood here, okay?
- okay.
297
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,353
- take the notes.
- I'm taking notes.
298
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,636
- she's nearly ready.
- oh great.
299
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,726
The moment of truth.
300
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,745
Hi.
301
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,969
Good evening, I'm
Calling for janet.
302
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,552
Sure, come on in.
303
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,321
- have a seat.
- thank you very much.
304
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,678
You're very welcome.
305
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,893
Get her out here now.
306
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,783
Janet, your date's here.
307
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,141
It's nice weather
We're having, huh?
308
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:15,478
Oh yes, very nice. But
It's so unpredictable.
309
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:19,704
Yeah, nice one
Day, nice the next.
310
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:29,291
Huh, that janet. You've
Got a great girl there.
311
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,227
You really like her, huh?
312
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,551
My intentions are
Strictly honorable.
313
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,968
Where are you going?
314
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,832
Don't worry. I'll have
Her back at a decent hour.
315
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,521
Hi, big eyes.
316
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:02,680
I hope you like what you see.
317
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,896
Sure, I mean...
That is really a...
318
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,499
I guess I should have told you
We're going to the symphony.
319
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,734
Chrissy and jack,
320
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:16,026
I'd like to be alone with my
Man if you know what I mean.
321
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,266
You lucky guy!
322
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,938
Try not to set off
The smoke alarm, okay?
323
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,220
What was that all about?
324
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:33,811
Isn't it obvious?
325
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,329
- they sensed it.
- sensed what?
326
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,665
The physical attraction,
327
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,433
The love connection,
328
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,157
The glandular electricity.
329
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,574
Uh, janet, I brought
You a little something.
330
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:55,800
- it's just a corsage.
- oh good, let's smoke it.
331
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:03,018
Oh, ha ha, that's a joke.
332
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,521
- okay, let me put
This on for you.
- oh no, larry,
333
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,979
It'll just get crushed when I
Put my loving arms around you.
334
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,562
- I don't follow.
- you will.
335
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,732
When I lead, my
Men always follow.
336
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,631
Oh mercy!
337
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,615
Larry, where did you say you
Were gonna take me tonight?
338
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,651
To the symphony.
339
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,887
Oh, let's just forget
The symphony, larry.
340
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,623
Why don't you and I...
341
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:45,260
Just stay here and then we'll
Let nature take its course.
342
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,862
What?
343
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:50,532
Oh, come on, larry,
Don't be naive with me.
344
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:53,491
I'm talking about the
Birds and the bees.
345
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:57,781
Janet, we're gonna
Miss the overture.
346
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,710
Janet.
347
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,680
Janet!
348
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,015
You're disappointed
In me, aren't you, larry?
349
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,106
Disappointed?
350
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,121
I'm not the girl
You thought I was.
351
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,356
Darn.
352
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,193
Yes, you are, and more.
353
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,528
- what?
- you're sweet,
Sensitive,
354
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,130
- no, no, no...
- old fashioned,
And a turn-on besides.
355
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,304
- janet: no, no, no, stop!
- larry: whoop!
356
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,606
That's enough! Stay!
357
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,710
I'll be right back. You wait
There darling, I'll be right back.
358
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,884
How's it going?
359
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,352
- that good, huh?
- listen, jack,
360
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,020
- yeah?
- he's all over me
Out there,
361
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,922
You gotta think of
Another plan quick.
362
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:50,025
Wait a minute, we tried
His way, now let's try mine.
363
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,927
- come on, jack.
- me? What am I
Gonna do?
364
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,862
- just do what I do.
- what are you gonna do?
365
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,526
The same thing you'll be
Doing, only I'll be doing it first.
366
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,011
Oh, larry, congratulations!
367
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,448
This is so exciting,
Isn't it, jack?
368
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,583
Huh? Right, yeah, it is.
369
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,151
Where's... Janet?
370
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,454
She's in the kitchen
Making up the guest list.
371
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:21,390
Guest list? Hey
Jack, what's going on?
372
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,626
She knows.
373
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,761
- chrissy?
- just calling my dad.
374
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,797
He'd be so hurt if we didn't
Let him perform the ceremony.
375
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,633
Who's getting married?
376
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:33,902
- you and janet!
- oh, that's nice.
377
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,771
What?! Who?
378
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,539
- daddy?
- wait, give me that.
379
00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:40,075
Excuse me, sir, that's
A wrong number there.
380
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:43,111
- did you say married?
- yeah. I've always wanted
To be a maid of honor.
381
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,414
We could wear pink
Dresses and big hats...
382
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:48,150
Wait, hold on a second,
Chrissy. Jack? Could I talk to you?
383
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:50,352
Oh, you want me to be
Your best man, larry!
384
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:53,088
I accept. Thanks, pal.
385
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,090
Best man? Maid of
Honor? Hold on a second,
386
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,559
Aren't you forgetting one
Very important thing here?
387
00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:59,595
Almost forgot
The bachelor party.
388
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:02,298
Right, I'll call the guys right
Now. That'll be so much fun.
389
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,900
Jack, hold on a second. Would
You put that phone down now?
390
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,835
Come on, I can't have
Any bachelor party.
391
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:09,471
Janet won't mind. I'm gonna
Be giving her a bridal shower.
392
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,774
- give me the phone, jack.
- jack: oh, yeah, listen,
393
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,875
I gotta go put some signs
Up at the regal beagle.
394
00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:16,512
- everybody will wanna come to your...
- jack!
395
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:17,879
Jack, hold on a second.
396
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:20,248
Hello, bridal shower people.
397
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:22,518
Chrissy, put that phone down.
398
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,986
Hold it, hold it,
Hold everything!
399
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,155
It's no trouble at all, pal.
400
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,425
Yeah, you and janet
Can live here with us.
401
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,060
That is, until you buy
Your little house in iowa.
402
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,162
- iowa?
- chrissy: yeah.
403
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,965
Janet's always
Wanted to live in iowa.
404
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:40,391
Yeah, she'll have you up every
Morning at 4:00 a.M. To milk them cows.
405
00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,861
Cows? You mean, moo, moo?
406
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,657
And sheep. Bah, bah.
407
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,301
And children. Da-da.
408
00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:55,584
Oh, janet's always wanted
409
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:58,387
To have a big, big family.
410
00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,656
And larry, you're
Just the man to do it.
411
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,291
Da-da?
412
00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:06,027
You won't be needing this little
Black book anymore, will you?
413
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,329
- jack. Jack.
- no, no.
414
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:09,998
Farewell, camille cantudio.
415
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,500
Camille cantudio? That's four...
416
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,702
Adios, sheila karlinski.
417
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,170
- sheila!
- larry?
418
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,905
Janet.
419
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:19,407
Both: I wanna call it off.
420
00:23:19,431 --> 00:23:20,876
- you do?
- you do?
421
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,260
Both: I'm sorry. Go ahead.
422
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:27,348
Janet, I'm terribly
Sorry, but...
423
00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:30,941
This just won't work out. I mean, I
Don't know the first thing about cows.
424
00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:39,628
- cows?
- you know... Moo, moo.
425
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:43,599
- moo, moo?
- now look, yeah right,
Kid, you just hang in there
426
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:46,835
And I am absolutely certain the
Right man will come along someday.
427
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,770
Okay? All right.
428
00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:51,228
Well, so long.
429
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,717
I don't know what
You did, but thank you.
430
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:04,920
Wait a second. I
Helped too, you know.
431
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:07,790
- jack, thank you. Thank you, too.
- jack: yes, thank you.
432
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,558
Thanks, guys.
433
00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:11,293
Um... Excuse me.
434
00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,529
Chrissy: where are you going?
435
00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:15,597
I'm just going down
To the regal beagle
436
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:18,221
To see if any stars
Are out tonight.
437
00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:21,058
Excuse me.
438
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,966
ritter's voice: "Three's
Company" was videotaped
439
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,870
in front of a studio audience.
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