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Whoa.
Where are you going?
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I have to put
a load of laundry in.
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No. No. We're
in the perfect position.
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I can see the TV.
You can breathe.
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That never happens.
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Look, Doug, I'll do the wash,
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and then we'll get right back
the way we were, I promise.
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You're-you're dreaming.
It'll never be the same.
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I have to do this, OK?
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It's the beginning of the
work week, and once again,
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your underpants have me
against the ropes.
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And I appreciate the effort,
but right now, I'm comfy.
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- Shh-shh-
- Doug!
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Easy. Easy. Easy.
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You see, the more you
struggle, the more I squeeze.
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I'm like an anaconda.
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OK! All right! OK!
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A few more minutes.
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All right.
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That's my hot pocket.
It has to be rotated.
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Excuse me.
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Sync && corrections by XhmikosR
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Seriously, is our mailman
a boy or a girl?
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Because I'm leaning
towards boy again.
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You know what? I really
can't focus on that right now,
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'cause I'm still sitting
here with dry cocoa puffs.
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My dad's not back
with the milk yet?
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The market's 3 blocks away,
and now we're coming up on...
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An hour and a half.
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Are you sure you don't
want to try the skim milk?
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Just trying to think
outside the box.
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Where the hell is he?
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I don't know. Do you think
something could've happened to him?
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- Doug!
- No, nothing happened.
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I'm back.
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All right,
well, where's the milk?
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Oh, I've got something
much better than milk.
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A ping-pong table!
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Dad, what happened?
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Well, I was halfway
to the market,
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when I came upon the
Betchers' garage sale.
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Luckily, Douglas had given me a 50,
and this little honey
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was calling to me
like a French whore.
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OK. You know what? Hold his legs,
'cause I'm gonna milk him.
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Oh, hey, did you hear that Denise
got promoted at the bowling alley?
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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That's great.
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You know, with her,
uh, making more money,
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we can finally afford
to get a nice place together,
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and I can...
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Finally ask the big question.
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What? "Can I touch 'em?"
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Anyway, I'm going to go
surprise her at work.
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See you later
and this was fun.
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All right.
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I see the table
has quickly become
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the recreational hub
of the neighborhood.
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It's something to do.
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So...
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You up for a game?
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You want to play me?
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I should warn you.
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Of all miniature paddle games,
this is my forte.
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I'll take my chances.
Here. You can serve.
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OK, gramps, any way we can speed
things up here a little bit?
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All righty.
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That's 11-zip.
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You didn't even get the paddle
off your shoulder that game.
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You're not better than me, OK?
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I just keep losing the ball
in the white of your legs.
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Oh, no. You're soft
from playing
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in your cozy, shag-carpeted
rec rooms.
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I learned ping-pong
on the streets!
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You either got good
or you died!
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Just serve.
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Wasn't ready.
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OK, fellas, that's 2 bud lights
and nachos, so, that's... 9.70.
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Out of 10.
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Keep it.
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Thanks!
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- Oh, hi!
- Hey, sweetums.
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Um, is this the big promotion
you were telling me about?
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You're a cocktail
waitress now?
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Yeah.
It all happened so fast.
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It doesn't even
seem real to me.
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Hey, what's the matter?
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I don't know. I mean, are you
sure this is such a good idea?
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Yeah. Why not?
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Well, I-strange men
and liquor...
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Quick-draw
lotto machine.
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This is a faster lifestyle
than you're used to.
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Honey, if you don't
want me to do this,
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then I won't, but the only
reason I took this job
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was so I could
make enough money
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to start
a real life with my...
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Midnight swordsman.
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Hey, sweetheart, where
are those hot wings?
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So, what do you think?
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I think you've got
some hot wings to get.
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Yeah. How do you like
that, old man?
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What? Are you
gettin' scared?
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You getting scared?
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Um... I am.
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Hey.
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What's going on, baby?
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If I could just
develop a killer serve,
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he'll never have
a chance to do his slam.
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That's all the old man's
got. That's it!
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That's what this is about,
my dad beating you at ping-pong?
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Yeah.
It's very annoying.
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How can I be beat by anybody
who eats soup like this?
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Doug, what does it matter?
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I mean, you're bigger
and smarter
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and live in the aboveground
part of the house.
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Can't you just let him
have this one thing?
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Come on, just play with me.
Practice. Come on.
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Fine.
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Can we stop now?
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Let's just finish this rally.
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OK.
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Come on!
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Look alive!
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This is really fun,
but I think I should be going.
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All right. Would you
Al least hit one back?
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Will you stop?!
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This is just like
dodgeball all over again!
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What's the matter with her?
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I don't know.
She's just a mess in general.
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Hey.
How's your shoulder?
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You hit the car pretty
hard on my last slam there.
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It's fine.
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Well, just cover it up
before you go to work.
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I don't want people to
think I smack you around.
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OK.
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- Hello, Douglas.
- Hey.
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Or should I call you
"soft serve"?
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You see the double meaning?
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You clearly love
your soft ice cream,
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and in ping-pong your--
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Oh, god.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't realize you were so
sensitive about me beating you.
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It's not you.
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- What do you mean?
- I'm over losing to you.
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You? You're a freak of nature.
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Your hands are 5 times
the size of a normal man's.
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It's Carrie.
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Ohh.
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So, she's been
cheating on you?
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- Is it Pedro?
- No.
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She's not cheating on me.
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She's beating me at ping-pong.
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Ohh.
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I'm sorry.
I don't follow.
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It's just...
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I knew what I was getting
when I married Carrie.
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She's... in charge.
She runs the show...
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And I'm good with that.
It's just...
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Sports has always
been my thing, you know?
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And now that she can beat me at
a game as stupid as ping-pong,
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it's like...
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Like you might as well pull up your
testicles like a venetian blind?
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Something like that, yeah.
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I mean, how the hell
did she get so good, anyway?
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How do you think?
I taught her.
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- Then teach me.
- What?
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I want you to train me...
To beat her.
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I haven't trained
anyone in years.
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Come on. I need you.
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OK, but remember
this, Douglas:
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If I train you, we're going
to be doing things my way.
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I know,
that's why I asked you.
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Right.
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Here we go. 2 beers and...
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Another vodka...
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For "Mr. Gropey."
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OK, um, I gotta tell you.
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I really don't
like you working here.
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Spence, I told you.
I'm doing this for us.
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Oh, yeah. That's why you leaned
over right in those guys' faces
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and pushed
your plumpies together.
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It's called
"the lean and squeeze."
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If you were in the industry,
you'd know that.
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Wait. Wait.
So, you're not quitting.
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- Is that what I'm hearing?
- That's right.
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Fair enough, but I think
I should let you know
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that if you're going to keep letting
strange men paw all over you,
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I may have to get
out there myself.
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There's a lot of women lined
up to ride Spence mountain.
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Well, I hope they enjoy
a short, bumpy ride.
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Excuse me.
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Come on! At least
put some wood on it.
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I'm playing with a spoon!
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Of course you are.
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If you practice with a spoon,
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then the paddle will seem
like the size of Texas.
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OK. That's it.
You know, I'm-I'm done.
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00:11:18,692 --> 00:11:19,943
Douglas...
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00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:23,046
I'm very close to giving
you another 10 laps.
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00:11:23,113 --> 00:11:25,849
No, I'm not running around
the ping-pong table anymore.
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00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:28,335
All right. Calm down.
You're hysterical.
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00:11:28,402 --> 00:11:29,937
Let's get back to basics.
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00:11:30,004 --> 00:11:32,523
Just show me your stroke.
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00:11:35,427 --> 00:11:36,493
OK...
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That was a train wreck.
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00:11:39,597 --> 00:11:41,165
What's wrong with it?
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00:11:41,232 --> 00:11:42,732
Come here.
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00:11:44,569 --> 00:11:47,071
What are you doing?
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00:11:47,138 --> 00:11:50,307
I'm making myself
one with you.
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Ohhhh.
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Can you make yourself
one without gyrating?
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That's it.
Nice and easy.
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Like you're spanking
an unruly child.
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00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:09,142
You're too tense.
That's your problem.
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Release.
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Release into me!
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00:12:13,031 --> 00:12:16,766
OK, that's it!
Stop it! Stop!
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00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:19,903
No! No! You were
just right that time.
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00:12:19,971 --> 00:12:25,675
Now, put down the spoon
and pick up the paddle.
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00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:34,418
Wow. That was-
that was pretty good.
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Maybe you know
what you're talking about.
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You bet your bippy I do.
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00:12:39,407 --> 00:12:42,509
Now, I want you
to have a light meal,
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listen to the tapes
I made you,
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in bed by 9:30,
and obviously...
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No shimmy sham.
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00:12:59,276 --> 00:13:00,811
- Hey, baby.
- Hi.
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00:13:00,878 --> 00:13:02,178
What are you doing?
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00:13:02,246 --> 00:13:03,647
Just listening to some tunes.
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Be the paddle.
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00:13:17,928 --> 00:13:19,329
Is someone gonna get that?
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00:13:19,397 --> 00:13:20,830
I'm in the middle
of something.
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00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:27,371
Hello?
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00:13:27,438 --> 00:13:29,572
As a matter of fact, yes,
I have been unhappy
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with my long-distance
provider.
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00:13:38,649 --> 00:13:40,717
- Hey, baby.
- Hi, honey.
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00:13:40,784 --> 00:13:41,985
What do you want for dinner?
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00:13:42,053 --> 00:13:43,787
Well, I don't know
about the main course,
239
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:46,289
but for the appetizer,
are you up for a little...
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Ping... pong?
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00:13:50,227 --> 00:13:55,232
OK, not sure if you're talking
about sex or the actual game.
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00:13:55,299 --> 00:13:56,216
Come on. Ping-pong.
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00:13:56,283 --> 00:13:58,368
Uh... nah,
I don't feel like it.
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Just one game before dinner.
245
00:14:00,305 --> 00:14:01,405
Nah.
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00:14:01,472 --> 00:14:03,039
Why not?
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00:14:03,107 --> 00:14:05,909
Because, Doug, you don't
like losing to me, OK?
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00:14:05,977 --> 00:14:08,745
And I don't want this
to become a problem between us.
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00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:11,030
Problem?
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00:14:11,098 --> 00:14:12,332
I'm a 38-year-old man.
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00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:16,738
I don't get my self-worth from
beating a girl at ping-pong, nnnkay?
252
00:14:17,705 --> 00:14:22,025
Really? Is that why you've been
training with my dad for 2 weeks?
253
00:14:22,093 --> 00:14:25,328
I don't know what
you're talking about.
254
00:14:25,396 --> 00:14:29,899
Doug, all my wooden
spoons are gone.
255
00:14:30,718 --> 00:14:33,003
And it worked!
I can beat your ass now!
256
00:14:34,071 --> 00:14:36,957
If we go out there and play,
you're just gonna lose again,
257
00:14:37,024 --> 00:14:38,157
and then who are you
going to get to train you?
258
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,159
Mr. Miyagi?
259
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:42,245
Meet me in the garage...
260
00:14:42,312 --> 00:14:43,913
If you got the plums.
261
00:14:52,073 --> 00:14:53,323
Yeah! Oh, yeah!
262
00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:56,109
That's 20 to 12,
advantage Doug Heffernan.
263
00:14:56,177 --> 00:14:59,413
Nothing short of a massive
stroke can deny him victory.
264
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,865
Well, the way you've been
wheezing, I like my chances.
265
00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:03,600
Now serve. Let's go.
266
00:15:03,668 --> 00:15:04,851
Coming right up.
267
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,055
Oh! Oh!
268
00:15:08,122 --> 00:15:11,424
Oh! Oh! Oh!
269
00:15:11,492 --> 00:15:13,226
Oh-ho ho ho!
270
00:15:15,112 --> 00:15:18,882
Oh! Oh!
271
00:15:18,950 --> 00:15:19,883
Winner!
272
00:15:19,951 --> 00:15:21,985
Loser! Oh!
273
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:29,476
Glad you could take me up
on the invitation.
274
00:15:29,544 --> 00:15:32,929
Oh, I really needed
a night like this.
275
00:15:32,997 --> 00:15:35,031
Oh, um...
276
00:15:38,118 --> 00:15:40,336
Mmm-mmm.
277
00:15:42,991 --> 00:15:44,858
And how are you folks
this evening?
278
00:15:45,009 --> 00:15:46,042
Uh, we're good,
279
00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:49,045
and I'll tell you what,
uh... Denise,
280
00:15:49,113 --> 00:15:51,231
my lady friend and I
are in kind of a rush,
281
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,516
trying to catch a movie.
282
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:55,301
Oh, well,
then what can I get you?
283
00:15:55,369 --> 00:15:56,489
I'll have a Heineken on tap,
284
00:15:56,504 --> 00:15:58,605
and, Holly,
285
00:15:58,673 --> 00:16:01,408
I peg you as a Brandy and
soda girl, am I right?
286
00:16:01,476 --> 00:16:05,311
Well, yes, but no soda
and make that Brandy gin.
287
00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:08,114
You're delightful.
288
00:16:08,182 --> 00:16:10,584
OK, be back in a jiff.
289
00:16:10,651 --> 00:16:12,135
Hmm.
290
00:16:14,939 --> 00:16:16,139
Vodka on the rocks.
291
00:16:16,207 --> 00:16:17,574
Thanks.
292
00:16:17,642 --> 00:16:18,809
You know, it's, um...
293
00:16:18,876 --> 00:16:20,176
So warm in here tonight.
294
00:16:20,244 --> 00:16:21,845
Um, do you mind?
295
00:16:21,912 --> 00:16:24,247
Huh?
296
00:16:24,315 --> 00:16:26,049
Oh, yeah!
297
00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:27,334
Ooh!
298
00:16:27,401 --> 00:16:29,486
Oh, that's so much better.
299
00:16:29,554 --> 00:16:31,154
Ooh!
300
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,857
Thanks.
301
00:17:08,342 --> 00:17:09,942
What are you doing?
302
00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:12,028
What do you care? You're
over there with Blondie!
303
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,640
Uh, Spence,
what is going on here?
304
00:17:26,194 --> 00:17:28,177
He's trying
to make me jealous.
305
00:17:28,446 --> 00:17:30,230
Is that true?
306
00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:32,032
Pretty much.
307
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,733
And I thought you were
just being nice to me
308
00:17:33,801 --> 00:17:35,702
to try to get in my pants.
309
00:17:35,769 --> 00:17:37,737
Well, good night to you!
310
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,368
Yeah!
311
00:17:51,435 --> 00:17:52,619
Once again...
312
00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:54,237
Very cute.
313
00:17:54,304 --> 00:17:55,705
And, you know,
to celebrate my victory,
314
00:17:55,772 --> 00:17:57,090
I've decreed a night of sex...
315
00:17:57,158 --> 00:18:00,293
And George Foreman
on biography.
316
00:18:00,361 --> 00:18:01,895
Well, let me know
how that turns out.
317
00:18:01,962 --> 00:18:03,563
Oh.
318
00:18:03,631 --> 00:18:05,232
Sounds like somebody
doesn't like losing so much.
319
00:18:05,399 --> 00:18:07,117
I'm fine with it,
but just do me a favor
320
00:18:07,184 --> 00:18:10,453
and back down the obnoxious
thing a scooch, OK?
321
00:18:10,521 --> 00:18:14,991
But I have so much
to be obnoxious about.
322
00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:17,210
Not really.
323
00:18:17,278 --> 00:18:19,179
- What?
- Nothing.
324
00:18:19,246 --> 00:18:20,714
You said, "not really."
What does that mean?
325
00:18:20,782 --> 00:18:22,182
It doesn't mean anything.
326
00:18:22,249 --> 00:18:23,383
It's gotta mean something.
327
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,435
All right. It means
I let you win, OK?
328
00:18:26,687 --> 00:18:29,689
You let me win?
329
00:18:29,757 --> 00:18:31,724
Wow!
330
00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:36,412
I just beat you like
a Grand Canyon mule,
331
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,281
and you can't
give me my props.
332
00:18:38,349 --> 00:18:39,950
Very sad.
333
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:40,800
OK, Doug, whatever you say.
334
00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:43,453
You beat me.
335
00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:46,322
I did.
336
00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:49,726
You did.
337
00:18:49,794 --> 00:18:52,095
I whipped your butt.
338
00:18:52,162 --> 00:18:53,396
And I'm agreeing with you.
339
00:18:53,464 --> 00:18:54,347
I know you're agreeing
with me. I'm just talking.
340
00:18:54,499 --> 00:18:55,732
I'm allowed to talk
in my own house, OK?
341
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,884
- Yes, you are.
- I know I am. Thank you.
342
00:19:00,454 --> 00:19:02,772
One more game.
Right now.
343
00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:08,778
OK, 21 to 3.
That was decisive.
344
00:19:08,846 --> 00:19:10,847
I begged you not to do this.
345
00:19:10,915 --> 00:19:12,732
I just can't
believe this. I mean...
346
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,001
I- I trained for 2 weeks.
I called in sick twice.
347
00:19:15,069 --> 00:19:16,536
I'm in big trouble.
348
00:19:16,604 --> 00:19:18,304
All right. All right.
So it's over now.
349
00:19:18,372 --> 00:19:20,340
Can we just get past it?
350
00:19:20,407 --> 00:19:21,424
I did have that one slam.
You almost didn't return that--
351
00:19:21,491 --> 00:19:23,076
That was really good.
Your game has improved.
352
00:19:23,144 --> 00:19:24,527
Yeah, I know.
It has.
353
00:19:24,595 --> 00:19:28,514
Now, I believe that you
decreed a night of...
354
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:31,885
Sex and, um, something
about George Foreman.
355
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,770
That's when I thought
I was champion.
356
00:19:33,838 --> 00:19:37,340
Well, I'm the champion
now, so I decree it.
357
00:19:53,941 --> 00:19:55,892
Can-can I do something here?
358
00:19:55,959 --> 00:19:57,627
What?
359
00:19:57,695 --> 00:19:59,295
I mean, you're
dominating everything!
360
00:19:59,363 --> 00:20:01,030
Gosh, first it's ping-pong,
now it's sex.
361
00:20:01,098 --> 00:20:04,634
It's official!
I am the woman!
362
00:20:04,702 --> 00:20:08,070
- Will you stop it?
- I can't, OK?!
363
00:20:08,138 --> 00:20:10,323
Why is this
such a big deal to you?
364
00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:11,457
I don't know why it's
a big deal, but it is,
365
00:20:11,525 --> 00:20:13,592
and it's gonna
ruin everything!
366
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:15,345
OK-oh, all right.
Let me get this straight.
367
00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:19,449
Some marriages, they break up
over money, or someone cheats.
368
00:20:19,517 --> 00:20:22,485
I mean, is our thing
really going to be ping-pong?
369
00:20:22,553 --> 00:20:24,037
Looks that way.
370
00:20:24,105 --> 00:20:25,271
Oh, OK.
371
00:20:25,339 --> 00:20:26,223
Well, at least
it's a good reason.
372
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:28,491
That'll be fun
calling your folks.
373
00:20:28,559 --> 00:20:29,342
Believe me, they'd understand.
374
00:20:29,409 --> 00:20:32,795
They almost got divorced over
a question on card sharks.
375
00:20:32,863 --> 00:20:34,330
Now, come on.
376
00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:37,033
There's got to be
something we can do here.
377
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,185
There is. I have to beat
you at ping-pong for real.
378
00:20:39,253 --> 00:20:42,055
And I love you
more than anything,
379
00:20:42,122 --> 00:20:45,792
but I just don't think
that can ever happen.
380
00:20:45,859 --> 00:20:47,894
Right.
381
00:20:47,962 --> 00:20:49,946
You got anything else?
382
00:21:03,977 --> 00:21:06,913
Yeah! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
383
00:21:08,349 --> 00:21:10,650
It's 12-9.
Your ball.
384
00:21:10,775 --> 00:21:16,775
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