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Previously on King of Queens...
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Honey, I am so proud of you
for sticking to this diet.
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No carbs, no sugar,
no boobies.
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I rented this awesome lodge
up in the mountains.
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I took her there 10 years ago.
We had a great time.
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That's strange. I can't seem
to find my car keys.
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Arthur, Doug and Carrie
said you couldn't drive.
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- What if it's an emergency?
- No!
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I don't know.
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He could probably drive
if it's an emergency.
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Can you believe
I got us the same room?
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Hmm?
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I got us the same room
as last time.
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What last time?
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Last time we were here.
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We were never here.
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Come on. Stop it.
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Is Beth here with you?
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Oh, my god.
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Land ho!
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Now, when we get out of
the boat here, step lively.
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Remember, this is
turtle country.
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It's all good.
It's all good.
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Here we go. OK.
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Milady.
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There we go.
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Doug. Doug.
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I got it. I got it.
Doug's got it.
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Whoo! You know what
I like about this place?
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It's totally new.
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Never seen it before.
Never been here before.
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Is fresh.
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So what do you wanna do?
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I don't know.
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Well, what do people
usually do here?
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Uh...
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Take in the scenery, I guess.
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Uh-huh.
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Come on. What do you say?
Shall we?
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Leaves of 3, let it be.
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Learned that in boy scouts.
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Huh.
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What else you got?
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I read in the brochure that this
area has 22 indigenous ferns.
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Wanna discover a new one
and name it Carrie?
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The canoe!
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Oh, crap!
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Watch it! Leaves of 3! Leaves of 3!
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Crap! Crap!
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Cold! Cold!
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So cold.
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Cold! Cold.
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All right, boys,
we're goin' in.
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Down goes Frazier.
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It's too far!
I can't get it!
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Just swim!
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I just swallowed a fish!
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I don't think you did.
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I did. I think
it was a sardine.
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- You love sardines.
- With Mayo!
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All right. You know what?
Bring it in. Bring it in.
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Come on!
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Well, that was
pretty pathetic.
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Well, on behalf of myself and the
baby sardines growing in my stomach,
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thanks for the love.
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So, what do we do now?
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You think we can
get back on foot?
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I'm sure we could
if we knew where we were,
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but I've never
been here before, remember?
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Is fresh!
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Oy.
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All right.
You know what?
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We have the cell phone.
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We'll call information
for the hotel,
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and they will give
us directions back.
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It's, uh,
mountain view lodge, right?
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I thought it was
mountain Ridge.
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What?
No, you're wrong.
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- No, you're wrong.
- Uh, excuse me.
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I'm the one who made
the reservation.
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I think I know
the name of the hotel.
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Uh, excuse me.
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You don't even remember
which girl you brought here.
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Fine. You know what?
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Just call your dad.
I left the number with him.
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Hello?
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- Hey, dad.
- Who is this?
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Carrie.
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Listen, it's not a big deal.
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Doug and I are a little lost.
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Is this an emergency?
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Well, yeah. Kinda.
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Hold on, baby!
Daddy's coming!
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OK, that's not gonna work.
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You know what? Let me
just call information.
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Let them figure it out.
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Yeah, hey. I need the
number to mountain lake lodge
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near lake chapawawa.
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Nothing?
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How about
mountain Ridge lodge?
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Lakeview? Lake Ridge?
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Land o' lakes.
Emerson, lake, and Palmer.
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Help me out here, OK?
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Do you happen
to have a listing
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for an Elizabeth McGurtrie
in Staten island?
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It might be Beth McGurtrie.
Check that.
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Oh, my god.
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What are you doing?
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No, it's a different Beth.
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This one's a park ranger.
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I can't believe
you're calling her!
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Maybe she can remember
the name of the place.
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This is-it's unbeli-I
mean, first you bring me here
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thinking
that I'm her--
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Oh, my god!
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How many times do I gotta
apologize for this?!
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I made a mistake, OK?!
Can we move on?!
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No, we can't move on, Doug.
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You know, I don't
think this is a mistake.
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I mean, ever since you've
lost all that weight,
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you've become
an insensitive jerk.
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- What?!
- That's right!
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Fat Doug would
never do this to me.
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What are you talking about?
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Fat Doug was sensitive,
loving, caring, and kind.
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You never told him that.
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I didn't need to.
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Fat Doug didn't need his
ego boosted all the time.
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You know what? "Fat Doug"
is a little harsh.
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Let's go with F.D.
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You know why you can't
tell the difference
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between me and Beth McGurtrie?
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Because your brain has
been turned upside down
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from all these people
drooling all over you.
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Sickening.
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Oh, my god!
You're jealous!
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Jealous?!
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That's right. I think
you liked it better
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when it was hottie and fatty.
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Now it's hottie and hottie,
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you gotta share the spotlight,
and you don't like it.
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Are you actually accusing me
of being that small and petty?
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Uh-huh!
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For years, you're
nagging me to lose weight.
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"Oh, you look terrible. You're
gonna die." Blah blah blah!
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Turns out, you can't
handle the competition!
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Oh!
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What are you doing?
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What am I doing?
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I'm stealing your thunder.
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Yeah!
That's thunder!
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Oh, get away from me!
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Where you going?
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You looking for your thunder?
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'Cause you ain't
gonna find it.
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You know why?
I got it all.
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No, I'm looking
for the hotel, brain.
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Well, you know what? If you
would have let me call Beth,
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maybe we'd find our way back.
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Oh, you know what? Maybe
you should call Beth
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and see if she's
still available.
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Oh, yeah? You'd love it if I
got back together with Beth.
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Then you'd be free to
go after another big boy.
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How's this sound?
Mrs. Dom Deluise.
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Or better yet, hook up
with the kool-aid man.
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Oh, yeah!
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You know, do me a favor and
don't talk to me. I'm sick of you.
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Right back at you.
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Is it raining?
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A little.
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We are so screwed.
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All right, now we're
making some progress.
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There's the sun.
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The sun always sets
in the west, right?
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So we must be heading west.
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And do you have any idea
if the hotel is west?
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Boy, you really hate the fact
that I'm hot now, don't you?
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OK, you know what?
We went too far.
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We should go back
the other way.
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No, no.
You're totally wrong.
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You don't know what
you're talking about.
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Oh, I don't?!
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You have us heading west,
and you have no idea why.
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Uh, the pioneers didn't know why,
and that's how we got Texas.
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But I guess you'd be fine
without Texas.
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I just wish I knew
where we were.
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I mean, are we getting closer?
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Are we getting farther?
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What?
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What are you doing?
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I'm gonna see if I can
find the hotel from here.
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You're not gonna see anything.
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I might see something!
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I don't think you will.
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I can't talk and climb
at the same time.
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Oh, god!
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What's wrong?
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It's an owl.
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I think I'm gonna throw up.
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Who throws up from an owl?
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Look, I was expecting pine cones,
and I got a square-shaped bird.
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It's very disturbing.
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All right, you know what? Just
nudge it, and it'll fly away.
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No, I'm not gonna touch it.
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What if it bites me?
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Owls don't bite.
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They wear glasses.
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They're the nerds
of the forest.
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All right.
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No, owls can't fly.
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If it doesn't fly,
how'd it get in the tree?
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Uh, I'm in the tree.
Can I fly?
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Could you just
push it away, please?
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Oh. Hope it lands
right on you.
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I would love that.
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Whoa!
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Ooh... oh, my god! Are you OK?
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I think so.
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I scratched my face, though.
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Oh...
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All right, a little bactine,
and you will be good as new.
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Oh, suddenly I'm deformed,
and you're nice to me.
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You got a real Beauty and the
Beast thing going, don't you?
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Are you crazy?!
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Crazy ugly, just the
way you like 'em!
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Well, now I'm taking
you down with me.
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Oh, where are you going?
What are you doing?
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I'm finding some leaves of 3,
and then I'm gonna mess you up.
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What?
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Yeah.
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Kiss that sweet,
unblemished skin good-bye.
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Doug, are you seriously gonna
attack me with poison Ivy?
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I mean, is that the way
it's gonna end for us?
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No.
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My hand itches now.
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I don't believe anyone
ever made fire this way.
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I just don't.
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And I don't believe
the only thing
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you ever learned
from the boy scouts
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was how many leaves
poison Ivy has.
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And now you have poison Ivy!
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I'm going to sleep.
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Oh, wow.
That's the north star.
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That way must be north.
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And do you know
if the hotel is north?
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I hate the sky.
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Actually, it's kind of
beautiful tonight.
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That better be a rat.
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Just thinking, you know,
it's you and I...
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Alone in the woods...
About to die...
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It's kind of romantic.
You want to, uh--
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what planet are you on?
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I just don't think we
should go to bed angry.
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Well, we're not going to bed.
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We're going to twigs.
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Well, then, I don't think
258
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we should go to twigs
angry, either.
259
00:12:08,059 --> 00:12:10,527
All right, last chance,
'cause...
260
00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:12,396
I'm shuttin' her down.
261
00:12:21,689 --> 00:12:22,740
Hey.
262
00:12:22,807 --> 00:12:25,308
Hello.
263
00:12:25,376 --> 00:12:26,343
What's wrong with you?
264
00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:29,113
Nothing.
265
00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:30,814
You always say nothing
266
00:12:30,882 --> 00:12:33,017
when it's something.
267
00:12:33,084 --> 00:12:35,185
What is it?
268
00:12:35,253 --> 00:12:37,721
You know very well what it is.
269
00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:40,958
No, I don't.
270
00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:43,377
You totally made me the
bad cop today with Arthur.
271
00:12:43,445 --> 00:12:45,245
You had no right to do that.
272
00:12:46,097 --> 00:12:48,382
Oh, excuse me.
273
00:12:50,151 --> 00:12:52,720
Uh... sorry.
274
00:12:52,787 --> 00:12:55,789
Um, Danny said I can
borrow the PlayStation,
275
00:12:55,857 --> 00:12:58,391
and Doug keeps it
up here, so...
276
00:12:58,459 --> 00:13:00,544
Fine. I just...
277
00:13:00,612 --> 00:13:02,513
Wasn't expecting you.
278
00:13:04,765 --> 00:13:06,800
Sure.
279
00:13:06,868 --> 00:13:08,435
We were kind of, uh...
280
00:13:08,502 --> 00:13:10,270
In the middle
of something here, Deac.
281
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:16,026
Are you guys both
sleeping in here?
282
00:13:16,094 --> 00:13:18,211
Yeah.
283
00:13:18,279 --> 00:13:21,682
Well, you know there's a futon in
the other room, and there's a cou--
284
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,050
Never mind.
285
00:13:24,118 --> 00:13:25,769
Would you just leave, please?!
286
00:13:25,837 --> 00:13:28,118
Believe me, I'm not looking for
any reason to hang around.
287
00:13:30,008 --> 00:13:32,526
Look...
288
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:37,864
I'm sorry about
what happened today.
289
00:13:37,933 --> 00:13:39,800
All right, I just thought
that the easiest way
290
00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:42,403
to deal with Arthur
was to give in to him.
291
00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:44,171
Of course that's
the easiest way.
292
00:13:44,239 --> 00:13:47,908
But if we always take the easy way
out, how's he ever gonna learn?
293
00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:51,912
Well, he is almost 80.
294
00:13:53,514 --> 00:13:55,349
Look, why don't we get a
good night's sleep, all right?
295
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,284
And in the morning, we'll
sit down with Arthur,
296
00:13:57,352 --> 00:14:00,754
and we'll tell him there are
certain rules in this house
297
00:14:00,822 --> 00:14:03,057
and he has to live by them.
298
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:34,572
OK, still in the woods.
299
00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:37,208
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ow. Ow!
300
00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:40,944
I can't believe there are people
who actually go camping by choice.
301
00:14:42,663 --> 00:14:44,931
Oh, my god, what if we never
find our way out of here?
302
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,134
That would be bad, Doug.
303
00:14:48,403 --> 00:14:50,604
You know what? Maybe we
should just live here,
304
00:14:50,671 --> 00:14:54,841
start a new society,
learn to talk with the chipmunks.
305
00:14:54,909 --> 00:14:58,012
You can't even touch
an owl without gagging.
306
00:14:58,079 --> 00:14:59,779
Now you're talking
to chipmunks?
307
00:14:59,847 --> 00:15:01,982
OK, you know what?
I won't start my own society.
308
00:15:02,050 --> 00:15:03,017
OK, you happy now?
309
00:15:03,084 --> 00:15:04,551
Yes. I'm thrilled.
310
00:15:04,619 --> 00:15:07,221
All right, let's get moving.
311
00:15:07,288 --> 00:15:11,457
I think we should go,
uh... this way.
312
00:15:11,525 --> 00:15:14,828
No, that's the way
we came from.
313
00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:19,917
No, that... is... the way...
We came... from!
314
00:15:19,984 --> 00:15:23,754
Talking... like... this...
Doesn't... scare... me!
315
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:26,006
OK, you know what?
I have an idea.
316
00:15:26,074 --> 00:15:29,042
How 'bout you go your way,
I'll go mine?
317
00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:31,094
Smartest idea you've had ever.
318
00:15:31,162 --> 00:15:32,646
Terrific!
319
00:15:32,713 --> 00:15:34,581
Oh, and don't go
startin' your own society.
320
00:15:34,649 --> 00:15:35,849
That's my thing!
321
00:15:56,704 --> 00:15:59,556
Doug?
322
00:15:59,624 --> 00:16:01,391
Doug!
323
00:16:14,171 --> 00:16:16,439
God bless her, she got away!
324
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,308
Attagirl!
325
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:46,403
I'll have the
egg-white omelet...
326
00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:48,405
And...
327
00:17:37,255 --> 00:17:40,124
I will survive!
328
00:17:40,191 --> 00:17:43,660
I choose life!
329
00:18:06,283 --> 00:18:07,901
Could I get the check?
330
00:18:07,968 --> 00:18:10,671
Oh, and a map
to rescue my husband.
331
00:18:10,738 --> 00:18:11,672
Thanks.
332
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,768
Doug?
333
00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:26,436
Carrie?
334
00:18:26,504 --> 00:18:28,505
Is that you crying?
335
00:18:28,572 --> 00:18:30,640
No.
336
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:33,343
Follow my voice.
I found a way out.
337
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,081
Oof!
338
00:18:40,568 --> 00:18:41,668
Hey!
339
00:18:53,948 --> 00:18:56,349
What do I do?
340
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:57,750
Just cross over the bridge.
341
00:18:57,818 --> 00:18:59,236
Are you crazy?!
342
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,038
Come on.
You can do it.
343
00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:14,184
Cross over the bridge.
344
00:19:14,252 --> 00:19:16,353
Easy for you.
345
00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:18,155
You're on the right side.
346
00:19:21,509 --> 00:19:23,894
Shaba-lama...
347
00:19:25,496 --> 00:19:27,064
You're doing great.
348
00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:37,257
Gaa-vuch!
349
00:19:39,277 --> 00:19:40,844
Oh, god!
350
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,565
You're fine!
You're fine!
351
00:19:45,633 --> 00:19:48,768
I'm not fine!
352
00:19:48,836 --> 00:19:50,903
Get me a helicopter now!
353
00:19:50,971 --> 00:19:52,371
Doug, you don't need
a helicopter.
354
00:19:52,439 --> 00:19:55,142
I really think a
helicopter's the way to go.
355
00:19:55,209 --> 00:19:58,478
Doug, listen to me.
You can do this.
356
00:19:58,546 --> 00:20:00,480
I can't. This bridge'll never hold.
357
00:20:00,548 --> 00:20:01,765
Yes, it will.
358
00:20:01,832 --> 00:20:03,533
Look, you're not fat anymore.
359
00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:04,568
You're light as air.
360
00:20:04,635 --> 00:20:07,804
I know you're lying now.
361
00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:09,773
I'm going back.
I'll live here.
362
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,475
You start a new life
with Dom Deluise.
363
00:20:12,543 --> 00:20:13,910
No, Doug, stop.
364
00:20:13,978 --> 00:20:16,613
I don't want Dom Deluise.
I want you, OK?
365
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:19,983
Really?
366
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:21,017
Yes.
367
00:20:21,085 --> 00:20:23,653
Now, look, I know I went a little
crazy with this Beth thing
368
00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:26,322
and you losing all the weight and
getting all that attention...
369
00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:28,391
'Cause you--
you stole my thunder.
370
00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:32,229
You know? And, uh...
Didn't love it.
371
00:20:32,296 --> 00:20:34,264
Can't blame a girl
for wanting her thunder.
372
00:20:34,331 --> 00:20:36,099
But the thing is, Doug,
373
00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:38,301
you deserve the attention, OK?
374
00:20:38,369 --> 00:20:41,471
And-and I love you,
and I'm so sorry,
375
00:20:41,538 --> 00:20:43,539
and I know that you are
skinny enough
376
00:20:43,607 --> 00:20:45,341
to make it across this bridge.
377
00:20:45,409 --> 00:20:48,729
Then why did that
little thingy break?
378
00:20:48,796 --> 00:20:50,163
'Cause you're still kinda big.
379
00:20:50,231 --> 00:20:51,731
Now run.
Come on, honey.
380
00:20:51,799 --> 00:20:53,250
Come on, baby!
381
00:20:58,222 --> 00:21:00,723
Oh, I love you so much.
382
00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:04,460
I love you, too.
383
00:21:04,528 --> 00:21:07,931
What happened to you?
It's only been 45 minutes.
384
00:21:07,999 --> 00:21:09,833
I went a little overboard.
385
00:21:13,104 --> 00:21:14,504
You know, let's go
to Hershey Park.
386
00:21:14,571 --> 00:21:16,072
Yeah.
387
00:21:26,784 --> 00:21:28,719
- Hey.
- Hi.
388
00:21:31,322 --> 00:21:32,656
Where's my dad?
389
00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:34,123
I will survive!
390
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:36,793
Oh, god!
391
00:21:38,118 --> 00:21:44,118
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