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[bell rings]
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♪ When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate
all my homework last night ♪
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♪ Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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We've gotta see you,
Mr. Building.
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It's Belding, Josh.
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Just making sure you still
remembered in your old age.
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Very funny.
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We found this metal cylinder
buried under the football field.
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It looks like a bomb.
Will it blow us up?
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It won't explode, Duddy.
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Yeah. It's a dud,
like you.
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What is it?
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It's a time capsule, Robin.
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It was buried
by the class of 1993.
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I was going to open it
before graduation, but--
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what the heck --
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I'll do it right now.
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Wow. Do you think they
left messages for us?
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I hope they left us a chick.
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Pig.
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This class was really special.
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Wouldn't you know they'd
do something different?
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Look. They left
a videotape.
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I was really close to that gang.
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We were real buds.
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Hi, class of 2003.
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This tape is for you.
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We taped our life at Bayside,
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and, Mr. B, we have
a surprise for you.
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See? They loved me.
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Look in the third drawer
of your file cabinet
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under the "Triple Z" file.
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[all]
Gotcha!
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They were such kidders.
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Ohh.
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The class of 1993 had a special
relationship with our principal.
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Mirror, mirror on the wall,
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who's the buffest
principal of all?
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You are, you stud muffin, you.
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Mr. Belding, can
we switch sticks?
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Mine doesn't feel right.
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- Sure, Kelly.
- Never mind.
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All right, Kelly!
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- Hi, Mrs. Belding.
- My wife's here?
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Gee whiz, I'm sorry.
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I just had to dunk you.
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Who is this turkey?
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Nice shot. Come on,
let's go, let's go.
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What's your name, fireballer?
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Well, I'm--
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I'm Lisa Turtle.
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My days at Bayside were spent
looking fashionable
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and avoiding Screech.
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O.K., Screech,
disconnect.
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O.K.!
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[thunder]
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Hurry up! Sounds
like it's going to pour!
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Aah!
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[crash]
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Screech,
are you O.K.?
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Screech, answer me!
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Ohh!
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Screech.
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There's one of these
in every school.
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He always wanted to marry me
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and came close once
in a school project.
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Do you boys take these girls
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to be your school wives?
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You bet.
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I guess.
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Wahoo!
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That's what Mrs. Belding
said when we got married.
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Girls?
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- I do.
- I don't.
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[Lisa]
He was everywhere.
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Lisa, a wedding surprise
for you.
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Wow. Is this
from you, Max?
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[alarm rings]
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Time to get up, darling.
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The morning sunrise
is no match for you.
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Let's work out.
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Help!
Someone save me!
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Hold me, honey.
I'll protect you.
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Oh, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
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Lisa no en casa.
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I love it when you speak German.
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What do you want?
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I was fired today.
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So?
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I don't think I have the
strength to go on living.
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O.K.
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He constantly bugged me,
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but when I was in trouble,
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he always came to my rescue.
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[music plays]
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Hey, there is no doubt about it.
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We have a winner.
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It is Screech and Lisa!
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All right.
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That's a good night from us
here at "Dance Party."
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Till next time,
this is Casey Kasem saying,
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keep your feet on the ground
and keep reaching for the stars.
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Come on, everybody,
let's do the sprain.
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Those kids really looked out
for one another.
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Kind of like us.
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The only thing you
look out for girls.
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So?
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You're a macho pig.
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Don't judge him, Robin.
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One time he looked out for
Mrs. Goldfarb's schnauzer.
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You dork.
He means people.
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Some things never change.
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That was a great class.
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Better than us?
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Well, uh, better is such
a hard word to define.
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I would say... different.
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My mom says I'm different.
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Duddy, you're different
and hard to define.
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They look cool.
Wish I had met them.
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They were cool, all right.
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They always tried to
fool me but never did.
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Yeah. Sure.
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Are you on the level?
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Absolutely.
I've seen it all.
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The thing we liked best about
school was fooling Mr. Belding.
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Agh!
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It's ringing.
Ready with the buckets.
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Hello, Mr. Testaverde?
This is Mr. Belding.
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You can hardly hear me?
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That's because the pipes
broke this morning.
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I can't stop the water, Joe!
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The water's rising!
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We're postponing all midterms
until we got this mess under control.
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Don't bother coming in today.
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All right? All right.
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O.K., cut out the noise.
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All right, everybody.
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The Lisa Special Sale
is about to begin.
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O.K., what am I bid
for this lovely lingerie
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worn by Lisa
while dreaming of Screech?
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- My entire life's savings.
- Sold.
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Hey, Belding is coming.
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Closing them.
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Hi, Mr. Belding.
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Hello, Morris.
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He's onto us.
We're dead.
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Hi, Screech.
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Hello, goodbye, let's do lunch.
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Hmm.
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Gone.
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Let the sale resume.
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Hi. I'm Screech Powers,
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and I was one of Bayside's
hunks in the nineties.
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Cool guy. He's radical,
gnarly, and buff.
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Yeah. He looks like the
geek you were cloned from.
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I would do anything for Zack --
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and he made sure that I did.
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I've been offered
a transfer to Hawaii.
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My son will be going with me.
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My pineapple bra
is killing me...
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Which means...
let's hula down!
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[Tahitian drumbeat plays]
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Mona lala, Lisa.
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What's that mean?
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You make my blood bubble
like hot lava.
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Well, mona lala lala --
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go sit on a volcano.
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Screech, did you get
the pictures?
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Yeah. What are
they for, anyway?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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You seem lost.
Are you new here?
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[squeaky voice]
Yes, I'm new all over.
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I'm Jessie.
What's your name?
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My name?
Uh, Barbara.
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Barbara Bush.
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Well, Barbara, we better change.
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You can't play soccer in that.
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You need a uniform.
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I don't have one.
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I'll get you one.
What size do you wear?
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Oh, I don't know.
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You look like a petite.
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Thank you.
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I'll be right back.
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O.K., Barbara,
I found one.
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Barbara?
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Barbara... Bush?
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What a weird little girl.
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Jessie, don't worry.
Everything's going to be O.K.
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It's just geometry
makes me feel so stupid.
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I'm so depressed.
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Well, whenever I'm depressed,
I sing a song.
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Great idea.
Let's have fun.
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- Who are you?
- Who am I?
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Oh, I'm-- I'm Sinead O'Connor.
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Yeah.
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That's a famous name.
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You have a hit song.
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I do? I mean,
that's the other O'Connor.
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She's my niece.
She learned from me.
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You taught her
everything she knows?
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That I did. She can clean
toilets with the best of them.
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Zack, I have a surprise for you.
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You do?
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Remember in our project
I told you about another child?
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It was a girl.
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A girl?
That's great.
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Da da.
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Girls of Bayside,
if anyone's interested,
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I'm still single.
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You can reach me
at 1-800-Screech.
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No one is that desperate.
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I'm Jessie Spano.
I was student body president.
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Sometimes, to get elected,
you have to do things
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you swore you never would.
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Like, I don't care what he said.
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Are you guys in favor
of MTV during study hall?
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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If I'm elected,
we're not going to study.
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We're going to party.
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The caterpillar emerges
from her cocoon...
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And takes a look
at her new body.
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Now she's a butterfly,
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now she has wings,
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and now she can fly.
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Slater and I had a very
interesting relationship.
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Slater, since we both work,
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we should share the
household chores.
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Fine.
You cook, I'll eat.
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Haven't you ever heard
of the Women's Movement?
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Sure. Put on something cute
and move it into the kitchen.
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Whoo!
Whoo!
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We didn't agree on anything,
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but one time I wish I had.
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00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,363
Jessie, those pills
are dangerous.
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Yeah? Well,
so's geometry.
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You told me you were going
to stop taking them.
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00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,269
I need them to stay
awake and study, O.K.?
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00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:06,139
It's not O.K.
I'm worried.
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Give me the pills.
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Mind your own business!
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Even when I did something
stupid, I could count on Zack.
261
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,549
[knock on door]
262
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,618
Jessie?
263
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,989
Jessie?
264
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,591
Hey, wake up.
265
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,460
We got to go to the Max.
266
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,896
Come on, Jessie.
267
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,766
Come on.
268
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,168
Zack...
269
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,270
what time is it?
270
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,906
I have to take my geometry test.
271
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,941
You already took the test.
272
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:43,943
I did?
273
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,978
Yeah.
We got to go.
274
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,714
Where are we going?
275
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:51,050
Where are we going?
You're singing tonight.
276
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,653
- I'm singing?
- Yeah.
277
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:54,754
Tonight?
278
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:55,755
Come on.
279
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,423
What am I going to wear?
280
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,259
Jessie, remember? Lisa's
bringing your costume.
281
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,728
I got to wash my hair.
282
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,096
No. There's no time.
283
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,464
No time!
284
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,998
There's never any time!
285
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,667
I don't have time to study!
286
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,669
I'll never get into Stanford!
287
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,505
I'll let everyone down!
I'm so confused!
288
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,375
Jessie, hey, just calm down.
289
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:16,776
It's O.K.
290
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,511
Right. Everything
will be O.K.
291
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,313
I just need one of these.
292
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,116
Pills? You really
are taking drugs?
293
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,551
I need them, Zack!
I have to sing!
294
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,354
Jessie, you can't sing tonight!
295
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,822
Yes, I can!
296
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:32,125
♪ I'm so excited ♪
297
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,594
♪ I'm so excited ♪
298
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,429
I'm so...
299
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,698
scared.
300
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:42,034
Jessie, Jessie, come on.
301
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:45,772
Jessie, hey, don't be scared.
302
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:49,108
Listen, we'll get through this.
303
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,778
Hey, come on...
304
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:57,283
Remember that time when
we snuck out to see "E.T."?
305
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,619
Riding home on our bikes?
306
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,387
It was so dark,
307
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,256
and we were scared.
308
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,191
Come on.
309
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,561
So, what do you guys think?
310
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,063
You've really aged,
Mr. Belding.
311
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,332
That's not what I meant.
312
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,401
I wish Screech was around now.
313
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,236
We'd get all the girls.
314
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,772
That A.C. Slater's
pretty cool.
315
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,975
Yeah. Let's see
more of him.
316
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,344
Hi. I'm A.C. Slater.
317
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,213
I've lived all over the world,
318
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,516
but going to high school at
Bayside was the best trip for me.
319
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:31,717
When I got here,
320
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:32,919
Zack was itching
to get rid of me,
321
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,654
and I was just itching.
322
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:43,996
Ah-choo!
323
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:50,636
Hey, this is study hall,
not "Soul Train!"
324
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,607
But I got even with the Preppie.
325
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,075
What happened?
326
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,610
I don't want to talk about it.
327
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,445
Were you in an accident?
328
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,180
Fall down a flight of stairs?
329
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,715
Well, then what?
330
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:09,021
You swear
you won't tell anybody?
331
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:10,857
Yeah, sure.
332
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,160
Kelly beat me up.
333
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,629
She beat you up?
334
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:17,997
You're on the wrestling team.
335
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,399
I know.
It's humiliating.
336
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,568
I should have been
able to take her.
337
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:24,770
What happened?
338
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,373
Kelly asked me over last night.
339
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,175
It was going great.
340
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,377
Then she got this
terrible headache.
341
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,145
Suddenly, she turned on me.
342
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,361
What did she do?
343
00:18:34,482 --> 00:18:35,650
I don't remember.
344
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:39,085
I woke up in
some emergency room.
345
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,854
I'm telling you, Zack --
346
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,357
please be careful.
347
00:18:44,701 --> 00:18:47,193
She told me she likes
you more than me.
348
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,561
No.
349
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,968
But the two things
I loved best at Bayside...
350
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,503
He always loved me.
351
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,473
Were wrestling and Jessie Spano.
352
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,679
Aah! Aah!
353
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,516
All right, hand him over.
354
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,720
Don't talk about his dog.
355
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:20,326
Now let's see how you do
with someone your own size, huh?
356
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,796
Whoo! Whoo! Yeah!
357
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:43,049
[birds chirping]
358
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,017
Well, see you tomorrow.
359
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,152
Good night.
360
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,420
Good night.
361
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,122
Slater.
362
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:51,724
Yes?
363
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,698
Thank you for helping me.
364
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,434
I'll never wash
these lips again.
365
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,173
I'm Kelly Kapowski.
366
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:10,409
My biggest honor was
being elected homecoming queen.
367
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,545
I never thought I'd get a zit.
368
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,948
Of course it looked much worse
in my mind than it really was.
369
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,653
Hear ye, hear ye.
Your attention, please.
370
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,189
The homecoming finalists
have arrived.
371
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,702
Zack had a secret formula
to get rid of it.
372
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:37,937
When it didn't work,
373
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,672
was my face red.
374
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,907
Now for our homecoming queen,
375
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:45,711
the girl who has school
spirit written all over her face,
376
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,080
Kelly Kapowski!
377
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,356
Hi. Thanks, everybody,
for making me your queen
378
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:59,625
even though I look like this.
379
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,161
What I loved most
about high school
380
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,896
were the good times
with friends.
381
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,065
Especially the guys.
382
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,334
They knew how to have fun.
383
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,205
♪ Ba-ba-ba
ba-Barbara Ann ♪
384
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,075
♪ Ba-ba-ba
ba-Barbara Ann ♪
385
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,844
♪ Ba-ba-ba
ba-Barbara Ann ♪
386
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,846
♪ Barbara Ann ♪
387
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,716
♪ Oh, take my hand ♪
388
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,852
♪ Barbara Ann ♪
389
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,788
♪ You got me rockin'
and a-rollin' ♪
390
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,323
♪ Rockin' and a-reelin',
Barbara Ann ♪
391
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:32,958
♪ Ba-ba-ba
ba-Barbara Ann ♪
392
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,360
♪ You got me
rockin' and a-rollin' ♪
393
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,495
♪ Rockin' and a-reelin',
Barbara Ann ♪
394
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:39,031
♪ Ba-ba-ba
ba-Barbara Ann ♪
395
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,971
Well, gang, I guess that's all.
396
00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:49,141
There's just one more thing.
397
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,877
I hate it when
he does that to me.
398
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:56,115
Each of us has a message
for the class of 2003.
399
00:21:56,482 --> 00:22:01,353
Take care of our planet so the
kids of 2103 can enjoy it, too.
400
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:02,922
Peace and love.
401
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:05,958
Bayside was the first
real home I ever had.
402
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,728
Be good to it,
or I'll come get you.
403
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:10,763
All my fashion secrets
404
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:14,266
are taped to the back of
my old locker, number 144.
405
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:17,870
In the meantime, keep
on rockin', Bayside.
406
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:21,707
Class of 2003, let me leave
you with one wise thought.
407
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:23,676
Be kind to geeks,
dweebs, and nerds.
408
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:26,345
10 years from now, they'll
be the ones with all the money.
409
00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:29,548
No matter what, keep on smiling.
410
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:32,752
When life hands you a
lemon, make some lemonade.
411
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,388
High school is
the best time of your life.
412
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:39,191
Love it, live it, enjoy it.
413
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:42,128
If you have any time left,
do some homework.
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