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[bell rings]
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♪ When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate
all my homework last night ♪
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♪ Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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I'll be graduating soon.
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Maybe another guy will
come along just as cool.
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No way.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Zack.
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What's going on?
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We need a class gift.
You got any ideas?
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Yeah. Every girl in
school gets a kiss from me.
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Excuse me while I barf.
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We want something
that's lasting.
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Last year's class gave a VCR.
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Then we should get the complete
"Gilligan's Island" video library.
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Does anybody else have an idea?
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Well, hey.
Zack's graduating.
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Isn't that enough of a gift?
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What's so funny?
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You know the school's got
to be thrilled you're going.
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Your diploma will say,
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"Goodbye. Don't come
to the reunion."
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Come on.
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Yeah, lay off of Zack.
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I don't need you defending me.
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Then I agree with them.
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You'll be remembered as
Bayside's biggest goof-off,
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but I still like you.
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♪ Bayside, we never
shall forget thee ♪
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♪ Though we may sail
to distant shores ♪
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♪ Bayside, we stay
as first we met thee ♪
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♪ True to thine halls
forevermore ♪
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Absolutely dreadful.
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Excuse me, Mr. Clef.
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I think that's because our
school song's so old-fashioned.
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"True to thine halls
forevermore"?
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Who talks like that?
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[bell rings]
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Class, thou art dismissed.
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You're right.
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That song should be
in a nursing home.
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The school needs a new one.
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Hey, wait a minute.
That's it.
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What's it?
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Make thyself clear, Lisa.
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Let's write Bayside a new
song for our class gift.
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That's a great idea.
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It would be fun, and it's something
the school would appreciate.
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It's time I did something
for this school.
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I'll help.
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The senior gift
committee agrees.
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We'll give Bayside a new song.
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Yes, a day without music
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is like a day
without trigonometry.
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You're so poetic, Louise.
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I wish I could be you.
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Mr. Belding,
what do you think?
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A.C., I--
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Well, what a surprise.
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Zack Morris is late
for a committee meeting.
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I'm sorry.
I was--
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Wait, let me guess.
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You were rescuing
a troop of girl scouts
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from a burning cookie factory.
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10 bucks?
What's this for?
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It'll spare you the trouble
of conning me out of it later.
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I don't want your money.
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I'll take it.
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Zack's conned me so much,
he owes me.
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If we keep talking about
all the trouble Zack's caused,
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you'll all be here
another four years.
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Lisa, I think a new school song
will make a wonderful senior gift.
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Meeting's adjourned.
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Let's go work on the song.
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Nobody wants to be remembered
as the school's biggest goof-off.
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I need to clear my name.
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The only way to clear
your name is to change it.
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This is a great thing
you're doing.
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Bayside will always be grateful
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to the composers
of its school song.
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All right. See you.
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But if I write
that school song alone,
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Bayside will remember me
as a great guy, not a jerk.
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[playing piano]
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What do you think?
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Nice, but I had a little
variation. Do you mind?
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Oh. Not at all.
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[plays piano]
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Oh, no.
It was fine before.
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Don't let her wreck it.
She's just jealous.
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I think you're right.
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What do you think?
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I kind of liked it
the way it was.
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O.K.
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[piano plays]
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Boy, Slater is really stubborn.
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He's just trying to take over.
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This song was my idea.
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You're just trying to take over.
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Yeah? Well,
you're just jealous.
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Excuse me?
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Don't they care what you think?
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Don't you care what I think?
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Butt out.
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I guess not.
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How can you work like this?
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I can't work like this.
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Maybe this songwriting
routine isn't going to work.
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Well, maybe not.
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Don't you want
to hear my concerto?
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- No!
- No!
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Well, I never!
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Hmmpf!
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Hmmpf!
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And now to give Bayside
a real gift
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from that talented
composer Zack Morris.
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[plays blues piano]
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♪ Oh, give me a school ♪
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Screech, what are you doing?
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Writing a new school song.
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I thought you
weren't doing that.
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I'm writing one of my own.
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♪ Oh, give me a school-- ♪
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Screech, you twink,
that's "Home on the Range."
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You're crazy, Zack.
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That's a cowboy song.
This is about a school.
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Well, if Screech
is my only competition,
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I won't have to worry.
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[guitar plays]
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♪ B-a-y ♪
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♪ S-i-d-e ♪
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[accordion plays]
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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What is going on here?
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Quiet!
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I said quiet!
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♪ All
the girls and guys ♪
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♪ With stars
in their eyes ♪
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Louise!
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Louise!
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Now will someone explain
this little concert?
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We're all trying to write
the new school song.
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You should give up.
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Slater and I are
working on a great tune.
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Young people love
accordion music.
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If there are several songs,
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then the senior class needs to--
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it needs to hear them.
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Why not have a contest?
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Play them over the P.A.
and let the seniors vote.
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[all]
Yeah.
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That's a good idea.
We'll do it Friday.
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Now... no more rehearsing
in the halls.
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Go to class.
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Learn something.
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Go.
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Let's go.
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A contest? I am
surprised at you, Zack.
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It's a fair idea.
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Well, I've turned
over a new leaf.
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Besides, I love contests.
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They're so easy to fix.
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[plays scale]
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[hits detuned note]
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Perfect.
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[footsteps]
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You're going to love this song.
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Well, it's up
to the seniors to judge.
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Get ready.
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Ahem.
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Hello, again.
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Here's Tori Scott
and A.C. Slater
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with their song,
"Bayside We'll Remember."
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[plays piano]
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[hits detuned note]
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♪ The football game
we almost won ♪
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♪ The prom where
we had so much fun ♪
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♪ Can all those days
be comin' to an-- ♪
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[hits detuned note]
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♪ E-End--end? ♪♪
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Play the right chords!
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I am!
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You're not. You're
wrecking my song!
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I wrote more of it than you did.
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Fine. You sing it!
I quit!
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This seems pretty low,
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but if I want to be
remembered as a great guy,
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I can't take any chances.
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[Mr. Belding] Our next song is
"Bayside My Home" by Screech Powers.
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I can relax.
He'll sink himself.
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[plays Home on the Range]
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♪ Oh, give me a school ♪
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♪ With
a big swimming pool ♪
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♪ And a library crammed
full a-books ♪
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♪ Where seldom is heard ♪
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♪ A complaint
from a nerd ♪
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♪ And the chess team
has plenty of rooks ♪
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♪ Home,
home at our school ♪
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♪ Where the Swiss steak
makes everyone drool ♪
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♪ Where dissecting mice ♪
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♪ Can be awfully nice ♪
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♪ Oh, Bayside,
I think you're a jewel ♪
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And now here's Zack Morris
with our final song.
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Thanks, Mr. B.
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All right, Bayside.
Let's rock.
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♪ Bayside is
a school that's cool ♪
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♪ And you know
that is true ♪
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♪ The girls
are the cutest ♪
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♪ And the guys
are the hippest, too ♪
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♪ Ooh ooh ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
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♪ Other schools
try to touch us ♪
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♪ But you know that
they don't have a clue ♪
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[electric guitar plays]
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♪ We are
rockin' 'n' rollin' ♪
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♪ From the morning
till the day is through ♪
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♪ We are
rockin' 'n' rollin' ♪
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♪ Till
the day is through ♪♪
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Congratulations, Zack.
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You received 132 votes.
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All right!
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You, too, Screech.
It's a tie.
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A tie?
What do you mean?
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A tie's when two contestants
receive an equal number of votes.
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I know what a tie means.
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I just can't believe
your song tied mine.
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This school has a lot
more geeks than we realize.
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I'd like you each
to perform your song
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with our glee club
at next week's assembly,
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then the seniors vote
on a winner. Good luck.
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I told you before.
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Well, it shouldn't be
too hard beating Screech.
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I'll just figure out a way
to sway the dork vote.
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O.K., boys,
put my books away.
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My pleasure, Louise.
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Hey, Louise.
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Would you like
to have lunch with me?
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Oh, my!
252
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,251
Do I have broccoli in my teeth?
253
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,956
No, but there's
a piece of carrot.
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Hmm.
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Thanks, sweetie.
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00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,897
No problem, Louise.
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Hey, Louise, you heard
my song today, right?
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Yes, and if I would've known
what a sweetheart you are,
259
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:28,141
I would have voted for
you instead of Screech.
260
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:31,945
Thanks. Maybe you can help me
beat Screech in the finals.
261
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:35,315
You have a lot of
influence over the nerds--
262
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,151
I mean, the--
the Bayside intellectuals.
263
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:43,056
Well, I could
deliver Leonard, Louis,
264
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,458
and possibly Percival
265
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,694
for a little kiss.
266
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,544
You see what I see?
267
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:09,148
Oh... those lips
are lethal weapons.
268
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:15,655
Zack's trying
to steal the nerd vote.
269
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,857
It looks like he'll do anything,
270
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:21,094
and I mean anything,
to win that contest.
271
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:23,696
Wait a minute.
272
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:27,700
Do you think "anything" could
include sabotaging our songs?
273
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,303
I'll kill him.
274
00:14:30,362 --> 00:14:31,356
I'll help.
275
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,472
Hold it.
276
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,608
Girls, let's really hurt him.
277
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,611
Let's figure out a way
for him to lose to Screech.
278
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,246
Hi, guys.
279
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,183
You're voting for my
Zacky's song, aren't you?
280
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,386
Whatever you say, Louise.
281
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,157
She's so hot.
282
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,030
You must be worried
about Zack and Louise.
283
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,731
Whatever do you mean?
284
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,134
Zack's a big man around here.
285
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:04,971
Soon all the cool guys
will be dating nerd girls.
286
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,174
That means there won't
be any left for you dorks.
287
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,477
Heavens! I failed to view
it from that perspective.
288
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,180
How dare he steal our women!
289
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,884
We've got to tell our fellow
brains to vote for Screech.
290
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:20,119
Quick, to the nerd cave.
291
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:31,331
♪ Home,
home at our school ♪
292
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,866
No, no. All wrong.
293
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,735
It's your school
you're singing about,
294
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,937
not a smelly sweat sock.
295
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,940
Show a little feeling now, hmm?
296
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,246
Screech, Screech.
297
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:50,249
Excuse us, but
we need to talk to you.
298
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,185
O.K., uh...
299
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,554
take five, kids.
300
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,191
We want you to beat Zack.
301
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,827
We'd like to change your music.
302
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,162
Changes?
Have you gone mad?
303
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,198
Don't mess with a masterpiece.
304
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,633
No, these are just
tiny little things.
305
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,936
A note here, a word there.
306
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,605
Even Beethoven had
help from his friends.
307
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:16,442
O.K., but I'm
not going to wear a wig.
308
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,313
Now, step three,
309
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,882
I poured our secret
weapon in Zack's cup.
310
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,384
It won't hurt him?
311
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,319
Nah. It's pure
lemon extract.
312
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,855
It'll just hurt
his chances to win.
313
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,490
Shh. Here he comes.
314
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,791
Be cool.
315
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,025
Hey, guys.
316
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,494
- Hi, Zack.
- Hey.
317
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,863
We're anxious to sing your song.
318
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,432
Yeah? I thought
you might be bummed
319
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,567
since your songs
were eliminated.
320
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,570
No way. We just
had bad luck.
321
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,073
Yeah, it's not like
it was your fault.
322
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:48,474
True.
323
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,043
To prove there's
no hard feelings...
324
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,478
To Zack.
325
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:53,780
Great. Thanks.
326
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,048
May you be the author
of Bayside's new song.
327
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,384
Thanks, guys.
328
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,056
Man, this stuff's really sour.
329
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,526
The assembly starts
in two minutes.
330
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,027
Take your places.
331
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,595
Let's go. Come on.
332
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:15,501
Our first song -- "Cool School."
333
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,136
It don't know why.
334
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:20,039
I keep the thermostat
at 70. Ha ha ha!
335
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:27,947
Here to sing his song, with
our own glee club, Zack Morris!
336
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,889
[piano plays]
337
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,525
♪ Bayside is a school
that's cool ♪
338
00:17:39,563 --> 00:17:40,975
♪ And you know
that is true ♪
339
00:17:41,045 --> 00:17:42,226
♪ Know
that is true ♪
340
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,629
♪ Know
that is true ♪
341
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:47,033
♪ The girls are the cutest, and
the guys are the hippest, too ♪
342
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,469
♪ Hippest, too,
hippest, too ♪
343
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,003
♪ Other schools
try to touch us ♪
344
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,005
♪ But you know that
they don't have a clue ♪
345
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,408
♪ Don't have a clue,
don't have a clue ♪
346
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,711
[stammering and muttering]
347
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,317
[singing nonsense]
348
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:07,286
[singing nonsense]
349
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:10,590
[stammering]
350
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,292
[singing nonsense]
351
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:16,662
[muttering]
352
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,131
[singing nonsense]
353
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,300
[humming]
354
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:28,474
♪ Hmmmmm ♪♪
355
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,079
That was "Cool School"...
356
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,347
sort of.
357
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,883
Our glee club will return
with the second song
358
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,985
at the close of assembly.
359
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,258
[muttering]
360
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:49,896
Here.
361
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,166
You sabotaged me on purpose?
362
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,935
Just like you did to us.
363
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,471
One bad turn deserves another.
364
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,640
Pretty low, Preppie.
365
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,174
What made you do it?
366
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:05,545
It's just that everyone
thinks I'm a goof-off.
367
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,580
Thought if I
wrote the school song,
368
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,615
I'd be remembered
for something positive.
369
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,551
I just screwed up again.
370
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,119
Sorry, guys.
371
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,521
Well, we had fun
getting you back.
372
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:18,324
[muttering]
[muttering]
373
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,295
There you are, you butchers.
374
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,297
You've totally changed my song!
375
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,731
No we didn't, Screech.
376
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,066
It's still about Bayside.
377
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,435
And we used your words --
378
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:32,405
"the," "and," "it"...
379
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,106
"Bayside."
380
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:36,742
In that case,
it's O.K. then.
381
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,210
All right.
382
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,780
Let's go back in
there and sing it.
383
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,248
Hey, guys.
384
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:43,983
Can I sing with you?
385
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,251
Sure.
386
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,452
Take a look.
387
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,955
But this time...
enunciate.
388
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:58,264
And now, our final choice
for a school song,
389
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,700
written by Screech Powers.
390
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,306
Don't blame me if it stinks.
391
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:10,843
Maestro.
392
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:16,449
♪ It seems like
only yesterday ♪
393
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,918
♪ We started ♪
394
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:24,423
♪ But soon we'll put away
our books and pens ♪
395
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,859
♪ We'll go on
with our lives ♪
396
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,829
♪ Once we have parted ♪
397
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:35,534
♪ But how can we say
farewell to our friends? ♪
398
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:40,806
♪ The double dates, the
parties, and the dances ♪
399
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:46,646
♪ Cramming for a midterm
until 3:00 ♪
400
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:52,018
♪ The football games,
the Max, and the romances ♪
401
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:55,721
♪ Soon Bayside will be
just a memory ♪
402
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,823
♪ Memory ♪
403
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:02,862
♪ Our four years here
have all become unraveled ♪
404
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:06,732
♪ And so, our high school
story finally ends ♪
405
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,901
♪ It finally ends ♪
406
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:12,941
♪ But years from now,
no matter where we've traveled ♪
407
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,440
♪ Ooh ♪
408
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:19,478
♪ We'll all look back
and think about our friends ♪
409
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:28,621
♪ We'll all look back
and think about our friends ♪
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