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[bell rings]
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♪ When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate
all my homework last night ♪
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♪ Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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Welcome to drama class.
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I'm Bayside's finest actor.
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I've performed so well
in the principal's office,
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I should win an Oscar.
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Good afternoon, young men
and women of the theater.
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Good afternoon,
Mr. Baimbridge.
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Today let's get in touch
with our emotions.
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Our sentence for today is, "the
sun is shining outside my window."
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Screech, your turn today.
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Say it with, uh...
Sadness, huh?
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[tearfully] The sun...
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[voice breaks]
is shining...
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[squeaky voice]
outside my window.
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Oh, no!
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Excellent!
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Here's a handkerchief.
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Pffft!
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Today we're going to pick
our annual school play.
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Are there any suggestions?
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Let's do last year's play.
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We already know the lines.
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I'm so very impressed
with you, Mr. Morris.
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You've turned loafing
into an art form.
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Anyone else?
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- Chorus Line.
- Cats.
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Phantom of the Opera.
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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
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That's a great idea.
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You can play doofus.
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Actually, fairy tales are
the very foundation of drama.
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Consider the emotional
range of Snow White --
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loyalty, envy, revenge...
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romance.
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Yeah, but it's for little kids.
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Ah, ah, but it does not
have to be.
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You can change it!
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Why don't we make the dwarfs
tall blonde chicks in bikinis?
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Hey, I'm for that.
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho.
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Why don't we do a rap version?
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What a brilliant idea.
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What do you say, class?
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- Sure.
- Cool.
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Excuse me.
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What about, uh... us?
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Yeah. The school's
finest minds
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always have to work the
lights and pull curtains.
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[deep voice] This year we want
to be onstage sharing the magic.
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This year you have my word
you will all have parts.
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Ow.
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Great. I can see it now --
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Snow White and the Seven Dorks.
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Mr. Powers.
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[beat box plays]
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♪ Yo, I'm the prince,
and I'm a handsome sight ♪
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♪ Who's this I see?
Is it Miss Snow White? ♪
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♪ Her lips I can read,
so I'm glad I did show up ♪
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♪ If I have to kiss Screech,
I think I'm gonna throw up ♪
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Thank you very much.
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Uh, next.
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♪ I'm such a wicked queen ♪
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♪ I'd so downright mean ♪
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♪ Snow White'll be cold
before she hits 16 ♪
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Hold it a minute.
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Kelly, I'm having trouble
believing you're a wicked queen.
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Me, too,
Mr. Baimbridge.
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Can I audition for Snow White?
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I'm not a nasty person.
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You are an actress, Kelly!
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Now, let's just say
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that Snow White was picked
as head cheerleader.
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How would you feel?
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Bad.
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And then there was a
recount for homecoming queen,
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and Snow White was
the winner there, too.
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You're a has-been, Kelly.
You're ancient history.
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Now I want to hear you rap.
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♪ They say Snow White's
the cutest of the cute ♪
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♪ Just wait till I give her
this piece of fruit ♪
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♪ I brewed it some poison
and gave it a coat ♪
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♪ And now I'm going to shove it
down her pretty little throat ♪
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Bravo! Huh?
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I'm having a problem
with this audition scene.
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It's reactionary
and insulting to women.
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Change it.
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Put something
of yourself into it.
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Think so?
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Sure. Act something
you believe in.
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Good idea, Zack.
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Good luck.
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Thank you.
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♪ Snow White, we take
pity on you ♪
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♪ But to stay with us,
here's what you gotta do ♪
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♪ You gotta clean the
house in every nook ♪
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♪ Sew, knit, wash-- ♪
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♪ Look, you sexist pigs ♪
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♪ And that's no lie ♪
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♪ You treat me like this
And I'll stay at the Y ♪
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[gasp]
[gasp]
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♪ You better see the light
'cause you're way outdated ♪
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♪ And this Snow White
is liberated ♪
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We didn't mean it.
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Wonderful, Jessie.
Simply wonderful.
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♪ Since I'm a prince,
I don't have to toil ♪
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♪ Got no hassle with the castle
or that world ♪
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♪ So why am I in
this bummed out mood? ♪
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♪ Till I find my one and only,
I'm a lonely dude ♪
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Let's see what roles we got!
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The mirror on the wall?
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She gets the best gossip.
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Dork number five?
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I wanted dork number two.
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Hey, the prince.
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Was there ever any doubt?
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And I'm Snow White.
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The wicked queen.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Kelly.
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I know you wanted Snow White.
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Yeah, I did, but I got
into playing the queen.
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Everything's cool, but thanks.
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Any time, evil stepmother.
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[bell rings]
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See everybody at rehearsal.
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Uh, Kelly, not me.
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I only tried out 'cause I couldn't
stand anyone else kissing you.
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Zack, we need you.
Think about it, O.K.?
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- Bye.
- See you later.
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Zack, you can't quit.
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You helped me get the lead.
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You're the best prince by far.
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I need you.
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Jessie, you'll be fine
without me.
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But I'll be better with you.
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Don't you remember the
last time we acted together?
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Yeah. It was
the second-grade play.
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We were
Mr. and Mrs. Skunk.
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When I got stage fright,
you whispered my lines.
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"Don't raise your tail, dear.
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It's only the badgers."
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I think the world's
ready for us again.
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What do you say?
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All right, Jess.
I'll be your prince.
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♪ Now is she snoozing,
or is she stiff? ♪
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♪ I can't help
but wonder if ♪
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♪ I gave this gorgeous
babe a kiss ♪
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♪ Would it be the end
of her paralysis? ♪
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All right.
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That's all for today.
Class dismissed.
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I'd like to have a chat
with you about the kiss.
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Mr. Baimbridge,
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if anything happens to Melvin,
can I be dork number two?
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Screech, I hereby make
you Melvin's understudy.
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I'm so happy!
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It's about that kiss.
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It just isn't quite working.
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This is the romantic
climax of our play.
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Now, tomorrow,
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I would like you to
try it with more feeling.
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O.K.?
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All right.
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Well, Mrs. Skunk,
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I guess we need more fire power.
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We better work on it
till the kiss is right.
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I think that's called
making out.
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That's called acting, Zack.
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Come on.
Let's rehearse.
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Uh...
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Zack.
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Come on.
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We've been best friends
since kindergarten.
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You don't have to be shy.
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This is just another school
project we're working on.
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O.K.?
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Well... since you
put it that way,
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O.K.
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Good. Now kiss me.
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Uh...
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What, uh...
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What just happened?
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You... kissed me.
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Wow.
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That was...
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That was great
acting, Zack. I mean...
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You really made me
believe in that kiss.
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You were great, too.
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I mean you're...
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you're... so...
so natural.
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- Jessie--
- Zack--
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We have to remember that, uh...
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That kiss was...
pretend.
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I mean, that wasn't a real kiss.
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No, of course it wasn't.
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I really liked it.
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Me, too.
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That's enough
rehearsal for today.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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♪ Mirror, mirror,
from the mall ♪
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♪ Who's the awesomest
of them all? ♪
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♪ Brace yourself, queenie
This news is bad ♪
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♪ Snow White is now
a lot more rad ♪
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We're getting there.
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Jessie, how's that
kissing scene going?
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Did you work on it?
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A little.
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If it was Slater,
there'd be no problem.
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It's hard kissing
someone else's boyfriend.
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Not for Jessie.
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I mean Jessie is such
a dedicated actress.
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I know she is.
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It'll be terrific
by opening night.
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I'll bet even before then.
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I'm going for sodas.
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Good idea.
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Bring me one Zack.
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I mean back.
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O.K., Lisa.
What is going on?
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Let's just say
mirrors can see a lot,
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especially when they
walk into a drama room.
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Lisa, what you saw
was an accident.
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Yeah, right, and you were giving
him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
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Is Zack a good kisser?
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Oh, he's great...
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But that's beside the point.
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It was a mistake
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and could cause trouble
if it was blabbed, O.K.?
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I got you.
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Promise me you'll never
tell Kelly about this.
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My lips are sealed...
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More than yours were.
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Here she comes.
Not one word.
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Kelly, I kissed Zack.
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It's part of the play.
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I mean I really kissed
Zack and he kissed me.
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It didn't mean a thing,
except in the play.
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Forget I ever
mentioned it, O.K.?
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O.K.
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I have to wash my hair.
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Don't look at me.
I'm just a mirror.
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Oh, there she is.
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What are you doing?
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We're the seven dorks.
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We have to protect you.
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We're not acting now.
259
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:34,254
But we're all trying
to stay in character.
260
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,955
It'll help our performance.
261
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:37,957
Where are you going?
262
00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,792
I'm going out of my mind
263
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,262
if you geeks
don't leave me alone!
264
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,331
We're not geeks.
We're dorks.
265
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:47,734
Hi, mama.
266
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,035
How's that play going?
267
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,603
What did you hear?
268
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,438
Nothing.
That's why I asked.
269
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,840
Don't ask.
270
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,743
OK. So, let's go
to lunch at the Max.
271
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,244
I have to rehearse.
272
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:00,146
Dorks, I need you!
273
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,848
Take me to the forest.
274
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,483
Yes, your princessness.
275
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:11,891
Hey, Preppie.
276
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:12,926
What's up?
277
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,494
Could I talk to you?
278
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,062
- Sure.
- It's personal.
279
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:18,665
It's about Jessie.
280
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,935
Man, she is acting weird.
281
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,603
Weird? Really?
282
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:24,971
Why are you asking me?
283
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,774
You haven't noticed
anything strange?
284
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,576
Nope, not a thing.
285
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:30,877
Like what?
286
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,380
Have you noticed anything
strange going on during rehearsals?
287
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,050
You think there's another guy?
288
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,218
Guy?
289
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,786
What guy?
There's no guy.
290
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,188
To play it safe,
291
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:45,758
I'll get into that play
to keep an eye on her.
292
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:48,828
You hate acting. I'll
keep an eye on her.
293
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:51,164
I'll take care of this myself.
294
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,566
'Cause if I catch
some clown with Jessie,
295
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,835
I'll pull his lips
up over his head.
296
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:59,305
Thanks anyway.
You're a pal.
297
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,707
Any time.
298
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,147
♪ Snow White, we came
here in a panic ♪
299
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,817
♪ That apple you're
eating is not organic ♪
300
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:14,420
♪ Dweebie, nerdy,
geeky, slimy ♪
301
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,089
♪ Shlumpy, dumpy,
Norman-- ♪
302
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,124
Studly. I'm
the eighth dork.
303
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,528
♪ Someone,
call a doctor ♪
304
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,564
♪ No, a prince ♪
305
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,635
♪ Is she snoozing,
or is she stiff? ♪
306
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,670
♪ I can't help
but wonder if ♪
307
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,639
♪ I gave this gorgeous
babe a kiss ♪
308
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,108
♪ Would it be the end
of her paralysis? ♪♪
309
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,553
Prince, why don't you kiss her?
310
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:50,123
Maybe they like
each other. Oops!
311
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,393
Jessie!
312
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,829
What's going on around here?
313
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,673
I couldn't believe my ears.
314
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:11,444
The stars of the play quitting
two days before the show opens?
315
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,546
Look, we're sorry, sir.
316
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,416
Sorry? The play is sold out.
317
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,818
Every dork in town is coming.
318
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:23,222
Now, I believe you two
owe me an explanation.
319
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,325
It's personal,
Mr. Belding.
320
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,226
I'm a person.
321
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,862
Come on.
Let's hear it.
322
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,333
Well, sir...
323
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,302
We have to kiss in the last act,
324
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:39,205
and it's a problem because
we're both dating someone else.
325
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,641
And they're
unnecessarily jealous.
326
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,843
No, they're necessarily jealous.
327
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:49,082
You mean that you two are
falling for each other?
328
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,717
We don't know, sir.
329
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,618
It seemed like it.
330
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,120
Yeah, and kissing again
331
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,823
could cause more trouble
than we can handle.
332
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,791
I see.
333
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:03,029
Well, I must say that
this is very surprising.
334
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,497
Surprising, sir?
335
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,132
Yes.
After all, Jessie,
336
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,234
you are president
of the student council
337
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:10,002
and an honor student.
338
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:11,404
And, Zack...
339
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,573
Zack is, uh--
340
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:17,143
Careful. You're talking
about the man I possibly love.
341
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,379
All right. I'm sorry.
342
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:23,015
But quitting the play isn't
going to solve your problem.
343
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:28,521
Oh. Hey, I remember having a
similar experience with Natalie Kendall.
344
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:29,789
Who?
345
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,724
She was my best friend
in high school.
346
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:35,161
One day I kissed her.
347
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,596
What happened?
348
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,231
She slugged me.
349
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:43,169
I had to kiss her
to see whether it was love.
350
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,272
But we already did that.
351
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:51,177
Well, somehow you need
to find out how you really feel.
352
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:52,945
And if it isn't love,
353
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,882
you don't have
to be afraid to kiss.
354
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,153
What if it is love?
355
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,190
I'm stuck with an auditorium
full of disappointed dorks.
356
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,434
- Hey, what's up, Kelly?
- Hey.
357
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:19,272
Slater, did you talk to
Jessie about what happened?
358
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,674
No. She's been
avoiding me.
359
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,443
Did you talk to Zack?
360
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,611
No. He must be
avoiding me, too.
361
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:29,949
Do you think something's
going on between them
362
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,285
and they feel guilty
about kissing?
363
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,353
That's what I've been wondering.
364
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,457
I can't believe Jessie
could fall for that wimp.
365
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,859
Hey, I fell for that wimp.
366
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:43,296
It's hard to believe Zack
likes that neurotic egghead.
367
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,500
Hey, that neurotic egghead
is my woman.
368
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:51,971
Wait. You know, maybe
we're overreacting.
369
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,473
We don't have any proof.
370
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,542
Yeah. Maybe they
were just embarrassed.
371
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:57,919
Right,
372
00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,011
and they're avoiding us
373
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,947
'cause they think
we got the wrong idea.
374
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,949
Let's tell them we understand.
375
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,417
All right. Let's go.
376
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:13,993
Well...
377
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,796
If we're going to
find out how we feel,
378
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,066
now is as good a time as any.
379
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:26,339
Are you sure this
is the only way?
380
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,708
What if we still like it?
381
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,810
We're better off
knowing the truth...
382
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,778
even if it hurts.
383
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,447
I guess you're right.
384
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,616
I'll be brave.
385
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,367
Jessie, that was great.
386
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,935
It was great.
387
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,570
I didn't feel a thing.
388
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,739
Me neither.
We're still friends.
389
00:18:59,831 --> 00:19:01,866
We don't have to break
up with Slater and Kelly.
390
00:19:01,898 --> 00:19:04,010
We can still be in
the play. What a relief.
391
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,711
I am so happy, I could kiss you.
392
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,547
Go ahead.
We won't like it.
393
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,215
That's right.
394
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:12,652
- Wait.
- There's our proof.
395
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,520
Don't get the wrong idea.
396
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,088
We were just kissing
397
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,558
because we were so
happy we didn't like it.
398
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,693
You wimp.
We're through.
399
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,094
Kelly, please.
400
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,330
Slater, sometimes things
aren't the way they seem.
401
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,933
Forget it, you neurotic egghead.
402
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,403
We're through, too.
403
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,272
Thanks, man.
You're a real pal.
404
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:56,462
All right, everybody.
This is it -- opening night.
405
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:57,930
As your principal,
406
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:02,234
I want to say how
proud I am of each of you.
407
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,471
I know all the sweat
that goes into--
408
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:08,207
Mr. Belding,
they have to go on!
409
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:09,775
Oh, oh.
410
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,677
In the tradition of the theater,
411
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,913
I won't wish you good luck.
412
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,848
I'll just say break a leg.
413
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,316
Places!
414
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,919
Oh, places, places.
415
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,055
Dorks.
416
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,224
Break a leg, Zack.
417
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,293
In fact, break both legs.
418
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:31,964
I hope you two enjoy
your kiss tonight.
419
00:20:33,716 --> 00:20:35,718
Don't worry.
We got it covered.
420
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,069
Stick to our plan.
421
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,471
Remember what we did last night.
422
00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:39,772
We'll be fine.
423
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,852
♪ Mirror, mirror,
from the mall ♪
424
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,887
♪ Who's the awesomest
of them all? ♪
425
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,589
Say Jessie, and I'll brain you.
426
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,392
I pass.
Next question, please.
427
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,995
♪ What harm can there
be in eating these ♪
428
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,064
♪ If they only have
70 calories? ♪
429
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,166
♪ Well, the dorks told
me to be suspicious ♪
430
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,201
♪ But I'm tired of doing
their shirts and dishes ♪
431
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,237
♪ You're a nice old lady
I have no doubt ♪
432
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,339
♪ So I'll sample that apple
you're rappin' about ♪
433
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,474
I hope you choke
on it, beanpole.
434
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,680
What is going on here?
435
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,214
I wish I knew.
436
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,520
♪ Now that we see her
lying there ♪
437
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,622
♪ We dorks admit
we've been unfair ♪
438
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,691
♪ This evil spell
your kiss unlocks ♪
439
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,427
♪ We'll split the cooking
and don our own socks ♪
440
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:37,797
♪ Dork number five,
I gotta disagree ♪
441
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,965
♪ If you want Snow White alive
don't look at me ♪
442
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,701
That's not in the script.
443
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,736
♪ To make her pulse
accelerate ♪
444
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,905
♪ She needs a kiss
from dork number eight ♪
445
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,873
♪ It's true the prince
is just a friend ♪
446
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,476
♪ But studly for me
is the living end ♪
447
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,182
♪ It's you I miss, studly,
and not the prince ♪
448
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:58,350
♪ Now that we've kissed,
are you convinced? ♪
449
00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:00,052
Uh... uh...
450
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,455
♪ Well, at first I didn't
like all of this drama ♪
451
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:05,324
♪ But now I trust you,
so kiss me, mama ♪
452
00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:10,296
♪ Me and Snow White
was nothing but hype ♪
453
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:11,597
♪ Oh, I like her all right ♪
454
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:12,732
♪ But see,
she's not my type ♪
455
00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:14,834
♪ So don't get me wrong
when I say what I mean ♪
456
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,937
♪ My heart belongs
to this wicked queen ♪
457
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,005
Oh, Zack.
I mean prince.
458
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,746
♪ Yo, I want to announce
to one and all ♪
459
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,814
♪ That I love the mirror
from the mall ♪
460
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:29,949
♪ And if you touch me ♪
461
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,650
♪ I think I'll knock you
through the wall ♪
462
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,987
♪ That brings our play
to its conclusion ♪
463
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:37,423
♪ Some things we said might
have been a bit confusin' ♪
464
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,291
♪ But we gave you romance
and a lot of laughter ♪
465
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,794
♪ And hey, we lived
happily ever after ♪♪
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