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[bell rings]
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♪ When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate
all my homework last night ♪
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♪ Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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Valentine's Day is
my favorite holiday.
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I got these roses from some girl
in front of the school,
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and she doesn't even go
to Bayside.
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Hey, guys, what's up?
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I got you a Valentine.
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You did?
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Yes. Are those for
me? I love roses.
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Happy Valentine's day.
How'd you know?
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I got you a Valentine,
too, Zack.
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And here's another.
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Oh.
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Uh, Kelly, can I borrow
two of those roses?
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Sure, I guess.
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There you go, girls.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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No Rose for me, Preppie?
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I thought we were real close.
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Slater, face it.
It's over.
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I still love you, Slater.
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That's the best
Valentine I ever got.
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This is the first
Valentine's Day
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that Screech hasn't
driven me nuts.
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You know, he once gave me
a 20-pound chocolate heart?
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20 pounds?
Where'd he get that?
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From the zit-of-the-month club.
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And last year,
you know what he did?
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Is that when he shaved "I
love you" on top of his head
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and stood
under your bedroom window?
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No. That
was my birthday.
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Last year, he climbed the
tree outside of my room
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wearing diapers and wings
and said he was Cupid.
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He looked like the dork stork
that forgot to fly south.
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Maybe he's finally
given up chasing you
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and he's going to leave
you alone all year.
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I'm your living
Valentine, my darling.
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So much for that theory.
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What do you think?
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You should get
a heart transplant.
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That's, uh, pretty
cool, Screech.
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Thanks, Screech.
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This is the kind
of kiss from you I like.
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Want to try the real thing?
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Want to try a fist
in the stomach?
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Some of us have been chasing
our dream girls for years.
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Ah.
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Kelly Kapowski.
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Kelly.
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Hi, Zack.
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So, Kel, big dance
Friday night, huh?
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I haven't asked
anyone yet, Zack.
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Well, I just want you to know
I'm keeping my calendar clear,
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if you know what I mean.
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I know what you mean.
You want me to ask you.
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You could do worse.
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She could do better.
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A lot better.
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Sometimes you need an edge,
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and sometimes it goes wrong.
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I'm so glad I found you.
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I have to talk to you.
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Oh? I wonder
what it could be?
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I don't want to go to
the dance with Slater.
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What?
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Listen.
It gets better.
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I suddenly realized how
much I care for you, Zack.
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Please rescue me from
this muscle-bound monkey.
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Zack, I love you.
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You're perfect in every way.
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Jessie, what are you saying?
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I'm saying Zack Morris is a 10.
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Zack! Zack! Zack!
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Kelly! Whoa! Hey!
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Kelly!
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Zack! Zack! Zack!
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Zack! Zack! Zack!
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Hey! All right,
just leave him alone!
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I'm glad to see you.
Keep them away!
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Just back off!
Back off!
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He's going to the dance with me.
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Zack: But you keep on trying.
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Oh, to be that straw
sitting in my lady's cup.
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Gladly would I be made
of plastic
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and risk drowning
in a sea of cola
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for the chance to touch
fair Kelly's lips.
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Zack...
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It was fun chasing Kelly,
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but nothing could top
the feeling of catching her.
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I'll never forget the night we
finally went to the prom together.
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[romantic music playing]
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Zack, will you dance with me?
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Sure.
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I don't know how to
thank you for tonight.
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We're together.
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That's enough.
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Do you remember when you
asked me to go to the prom?
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I didn't ask you. You were
desperate to go with me.
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Me, desperate?
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I'm glad you agree,
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but you were afraid to commit.
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Please! Not me.
You were afraid.
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Hey, um, you, uh, have
a date for the prom?
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Uh... no, not yet.
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How about you?
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Not exactly. You know,
I'm still narrowing it down.
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You think that-- I don't know--
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you perhaps would, uh...
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Slater, are you asking me
to go to the prom with you?
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Maybe.
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You interested?
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Maybe.
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Maybe... pick you up
at 7:00?
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No. I'll pick you up
at 7:00.
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Slater: Sometimes you make
a real fool out of yourself
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to please the one you love.
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[ballet music playing]
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I never made a fool out
of myself with the foxes.
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No. Just
with the girls.
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Hey, not every guy's
born with blond hair
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and a chin you could
crack walnuts with.
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To catch babes, I had
to use my imagination.
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Well, imagine them sending you
on a one-way trip to the moon.
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Is that another way of saying
I'm out of this world?
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Lisa, I love the
excitement of chasing ya.
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Aah!
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Is this a good time
to ask you about the dance?
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Lisa, we're going to the
sweetheart dance together.
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Ha. Over
my dead body.
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Love does not give up so easily.
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Screech, why don't you
find someone else?
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[hiss]
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Everywhere I go, he's
chasing me with that silly heart.
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Well, I finally
got away from him.
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Guess again.
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Aah!
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Gee, Lisa, I can't believe
we're finally on a date together.
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Are you having a good time?
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Are you having a good time?
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Are you having a good time?
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Are you having a good time?
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Are you having a good time?
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Yes!
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All:
Yes!
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Screech, where's your heart?
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I had to go to the bathroom,
and I couldn't get it back on.
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Some nerds are fighting
over it right now.
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Fighting is a part of love.
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Yeah, and the best part is
when you get to make up.
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So, Lisa, when do we get
to kiss and make up?
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When it rains
carrot juice in Burbank.
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I'll be sure to check
the weather report.
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We'll never make up
because we were never together!
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Maybe not, but we were
close. Remember, my precious?
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I'm making my move.
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Don't do it. Screech,
love and science don't mix.
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Did you ever see
Einstein with a chick?
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No, Zack. Kelly's right.
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This is my one moment in time.
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[romantic music plays]
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My darling...
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Be my partner,
and this could be you.
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So what do you say?
Pick you up sevenish?
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Now that Kelly's picked Zack,
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it's time to snatch
me up before I'm taken.
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Will you go to the prom with me?
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Yeah, I'll go.
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You will?
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I'll go with you
when worms have ears.
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You're weakening!
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Breaking up is really hard.
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Boy, you can say that again.
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Breaking up is really hard.
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Screech, be quiet.
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Screech, be quiet.
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Now do you know why
I think you're a dork?
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No. Why?
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Slater, it was your
fault we broke up.
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Get real, mama. You
started every fight.
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- Did not.
- Did, too.
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- Did not!
- See?
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When you break up, you
can't even think straight,
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as Jessie and Slater
just demonstrated.
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Breaking up really hurts, too.
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And sometimes it happens
faster than you realize.
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I've got our entire evening
planned for Saturday.
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You do? So do I.
You go first.
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OK. We begin with a
romantic dinner at Cafe Diane
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and then on to the ballet.
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Ballet?
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Jessie, get real.
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You know how hard it was for
me to get these L.A. Raider tickets?
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Football?
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There's nothing romantic about a bunch
of barbarians kicking each other's butts.
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Oh, yeah? Well, what's
romantic about a guy in pink tights
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tippy-toeing around,
pretending to be a swan?
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I should've known better than
to go steady with a sexist pig!
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Oink, oink, baby.
If you don't like it,
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go steady with some other pig.
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Maybe I will!
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Goodbye!
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Can you believe her?
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Ohhh...
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Good morning, Zack.
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No matter how hard you
try, you'll never forget me.
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Yeah? I don't even
know your name, Kelly.
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Gosh, she's pretty.
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Oh, I've got to be strong.
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Hi, cutie.
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Kelly, is that you again?
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Of course it's me, Zack.
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I've been waiting for you.
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Well, Kelly,
I've been jealous...
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But I love you.
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Wear this shirt, Zack.
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I love the way it looks on you.
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Gosh, Kelly, I love the way
everything looks on you.
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Come on, Zack, just
give me one little hug?
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I know something's going
on between you and Jeff.
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Please just talk to me.
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I don't know how to say this.
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Jeff and I have been
working together, and...
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Do you really like him?
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No.
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Yes.
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I don't know.
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It's just all happening so fast.
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Kelly, what happened?
I thought you loved me.
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I do love you, Zack.
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It wasn't supposed
to be this way.
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Not for us.
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I don't want to hurt you
for anything in the whole world.
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I thought we'd
always be together.
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Zack, I'm so sorry.
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I'll miss you, Kelly.
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Hey, how about one last dance?
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I'd like that.
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♪ When all that I've
been living for is gone ♪
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Can we still be friends?
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00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,360
Forever.
255
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:54,767
The hardest thing for a
teenager to do is get over his...
256
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,069
Or her...
257
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,338
Or her first love.
258
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,773
Fortunately, there are a
lot of other fish in the sea
259
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,175
who are interested in me.
260
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,710
Why don't you
jump in and find them?
261
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,612
I heard the pretty
ones are on the bottom.
262
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,581
Admit it. You just want
to see me in a wet t-shirt.
263
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,384
There's only one way to
get over a broken heart.
264
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,119
Did I break your heart?
265
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,821
Oh, it hurt bad, mama.
266
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,789
The pain of not having
you was horrible.
267
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:19,025
Slater, I'm sorry.
What did you do?
268
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:21,628
I hit on the first
hot chick I saw.
269
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,598
Girls:
You disgusting pigs!
270
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,900
We never said we liked
them as much as you guys.
271
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,969
They were just... there.
272
00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:31,604
And so were we.
273
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:36,276
Oh, Sammy, you're
such a stud muffin.
274
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,312
I didn't know I was your girl.
275
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,514
Neither did I.
Would you like to be?
276
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,284
Oh, I thought you'd never ask.
277
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,419
Wait.
278
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,522
Ahh, forget the rules.
279
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,326
Johnny!
280
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,429
I've been looking
everywhere for you!
281
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,174
Screech?
282
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,609
Bambi?
283
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,477
Oh, boy.
I mean...
284
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,313
Sit down.
285
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,015
My, it's a lot brighter
here than I thought it'd be.
286
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,984
Good, then everyone
will see you.
287
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,852
Dream come true.
288
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,055
Gosh, you're pretty.
289
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,357
You have the most
feminine little hands.
290
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,725
Do not!
291
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,726
Do, too.
292
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:27,827
Do not!
293
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,929
Are you sure you want
to sit up front, Jen?
294
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,156
We always used to sit
in the back.
295
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,068
I know, but I like
to sit closer now.
296
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:36,903
[movie starts]
297
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,477
Yeah. I like
to sit closer, too.
298
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:48,881
Well, I hope you three don't think we
sat home, waiting for you to call.
299
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:50,616
You didn't?
300
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,353
No way. We went hunk
hunting. Right, girls?
301
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,654
- Yes.
- Right.
302
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:58,958
And we found some
real handsome hunks.
303
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,294
You're terrific, Kelly.
304
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,296
You, too, Jeff.
305
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,299
You're the nicest guy
I've met in a long time.
306
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:23,616
I better get going.
307
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,118
I'll see you tomorrow.
308
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,221
Descartes was
my favorite philosopher.
309
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,023
He said, "I think,
therefore I am."
310
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,359
Well, yes, but I ask,
311
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,195
if I think not, am I not?
312
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,865
I think not.
Don't you think?
313
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,335
Lisa, I was wrong about you.
314
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,871
Your brainteasers
are driving me wild!
315
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,473
Well, I've always
loved philosophy.
316
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:50,309
For example, what is art?
317
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:51,978
Are we art?
318
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,846
Is art art?
319
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,415
Other guys were nice,
320
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,016
but I have to admit, Zack,
321
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,918
I had the most fun
being pursued by you.
322
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,354
What about me?
I liked you, too...
323
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,257
Before Jessie threatened to beat
me up if I didn't go out with her.
324
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,292
- What?
- Steady, girl.
325
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,428
You're fun, too, Slater,
326
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:12,265
but Zack will stop at nothing to
win me, and that's why he did.
327
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,868
Screech, behold.
My lady sits eating.
328
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:18,237
Oh, shove off, Morris.
329
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,542
I ignore the insults
of the ignorant
330
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,911
and approach my love.
331
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:29,215
Oh, to be that straw
sitting in my lady's cup.
332
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,753
Gladly would I
be made of plastic
333
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,689
and risk drowning
in a sea of cola
334
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:40,893
for the chance to
touch fair Kelly's lips.
335
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,229
Zack...
336
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:46,065
OK, Preppie, while you're
treading cola,
337
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:48,034
Kelly and I are
going to the beach.
338
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,870
Well, Kelly, this news
disappoints me verily.
339
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,608
I thought we could rehearse
more scenes from Romeo and Juliet.
340
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,678
Well, that's a great
idea, Zack. Sorry, Slater.
341
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,914
Wait.
I can't believe this.
342
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,484
You'd rather study
than go to the beach?
343
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,520
Parting is such sweet sorrow...
344
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,656
chump.
345
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,861
Fair Lisa...
346
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:19,332
Would that I were that blob
of ketchup lying on your plate...
347
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,104
So that you may dip your
french fries in my face.
348
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,772
Mmmfff!
349
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,612
Don't fade on me now, Zacky.
350
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,447
I got big plans for us.
351
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,748
Big plans?
352
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,351
Yeah. Mom's visiting
Dad in the slammer,
353
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:42,121
and we got the house
all to ourselves.
354
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,991
Sorry, Rhonda, but,
uh, I have a curfew.
355
00:18:45,098 --> 00:18:46,699
I have to be home in 10 minutes.
356
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,128
- Well, that's all right.
- Ow.
357
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,664
How about a good-night kiss?
358
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,900
I have very strict rules
about that.
359
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,269
I don't kiss on the first date.
360
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:58,638
Oh. Lucky for us...
361
00:18:58,706 --> 00:18:59,679
Oh!
362
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:00,873
I do.
363
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,911
Oh, Jennifer, I'm back.
364
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,180
You wanted to see me?
365
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,449
I certainly did.
366
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,722
It's rather warm in
here, don't you think?
367
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,291
Um...
368
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,226
Ahhhh...
369
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,530
That's much better.
370
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:29,835
Zack, I haven't been able
to stop thinking about you.
371
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,771
[weakly]
Really?
372
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:35,074
You like me, don't you, Zack?
373
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:36,509
Oh, yeah.
374
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,345
You're sweet...
375
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,714
Not like my husband.
376
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,316
Your husband?
377
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,719
Yes. He's a
professional wrestler.
378
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,988
Hulk Hogan says he
could be the champion,
379
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,290
except for his violent temper.
380
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,826
Violent... temper?
381
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:56,095
Uh, Jennifer, maybe I'd
better be leaving now.
382
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,297
Right. Let's run away tonight.
383
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,665
Oh, no. I'm sorry.
384
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,867
I'm not allowed to sleep
over on school nights.
385
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,403
Let's get married and
have lots of children.
386
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:06,005
I've got a girlfriend.
387
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,540
She can sit for us.
388
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,176
One girl is all I can handle.
389
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,644
Uh-oh.
390
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:15,214
Zack, do you want a girl...
391
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,017
or a woman?
392
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,887
Uh... I want to go
back to class.
393
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,293
Heh heh.
394
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,764
This girl would love
to go out with you.
395
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,666
Her name is Sue,
and besides being pretty,
396
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,067
she's got a great mind.
397
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,503
She loves to read,
so she's got a lot to say.
398
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,172
So, like, I figure
Danielle Steel must be writing
399
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:41,941
all of Jackie Collins'
romance novels
400
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,076
because, like,
they're all the same.
401
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,413
Well, they have to be
a little different,
402
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:48,881
or everybody would know.
403
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,383
[tires squeal in movie]
404
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,684
[gunshots]
405
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:52,818
Woman in movie: Aah!
406
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,887
Have you read "Hollywood Wives"?
407
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:57,490
Jessie: You've got
to go out with Cassie.
408
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,291
She's got a great personality
409
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,861
and an insatiable
hunger for life.
410
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:08,267
You know, after the movie,
we should go to Antonio's
411
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,169
'cause I have this craving
412
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:12,905
for a big bowl of
spaghetti and meatballs.
413
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,140
[tires squeal]
414
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,541
[gunshots]
415
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,076
Woman in movie: Aah!
416
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,345
Oh! I'm out
of popcorn!
417
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,385
Slater: You will
definitely like Terri.
418
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:28,354
She goes to my gym,
and she is hot.
419
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:31,090
She has an inner strength
that really grabs a guy.
420
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,459
[tires squeal]
421
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:34,660
[gunshots]
422
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,829
Yeah! Kill him!
Kill him!
423
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:39,832
Hey, where you going, blondie?
424
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,367
The movie's not over.
425
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:42,802
Sit!
426
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,709
Screech: You never meet
my cousin Kimberly, did you?
427
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:51,510
A lot of guys think
she's cute if you like
428
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,213
that long-legged, gorgeous,
blonde ballerina type.
429
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,315
Oh, he's so mean.
430
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:57,683
Hope they catch him.
431
00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,051
[tires squeal]
432
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,152
[gunshots]
433
00:22:00,182 --> 00:22:01,331
Woman in movie: Aah!
434
00:22:01,449 --> 00:22:02,584
Oh, no!
435
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,791
How would you feel about
a burger after the movie?
436
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:08,360
I know a great place
where we can go.
437
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,298
We've sure shared a
lot of memories today.
438
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:14,266
We've had a lot
of great times together.
439
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,068
I'm sorry to see
Valentine's Day's go..
440
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,536
It's not over yet.
441
00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:18,771
What do you mean?
442
00:22:18,816 --> 00:22:20,084
Huddle, ladies.
443
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,311
[chuckles]
444
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:26,779
No way.
445
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:28,514
It's Valentine's Day!
446
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,017
Oh, all right.
447
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:42,194
Hey!
448
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,296
Happy Valentine's Day.
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