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Preaching to the perverted
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House of thwax
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direct from New York's underground:
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Former sex worker,
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performance artist, and
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lap dancer
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now undisputed queen of the scene:
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Tanya cheex!
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Defying u.K. Authorities by
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appearing with her banned show
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this woman -
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wom-on!
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What!?
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W-0-m-o-n! I woo no man!
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Volunteers, approach the altar.
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Approach the altar
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Ow! Are you alright?
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Tonight, we free the erotic spirit.
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Hundreds and thousands of people
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now frequent these kinky clubs.
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Fetishism is the name,
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breaking the law the game.
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What are the authorities
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doing about it?
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When will porno sickos like
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Tanya cheex be banned and gagged?
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Excuse me, excuse me...
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Mr. Harding, I'm sorry to disturb you,
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but the press association
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has been ringing constantly.
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I'm not just a dial-a-quote.
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Hello? Hello? Mr. Harding?
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Have you got anything to say
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about this?
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Now what frightens normal folk
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is the perversion is out the closet.
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"Out of the closet...” got a quote?
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Yeah, the clubs may be underground,
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but their beliefs are infecting
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the media.
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Porn, wife swapping, paedophilia
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it all links with these clubs!
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Do something about it!
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Come to my press conference.
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Everyone is afraid to say
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what needs to be said...
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Except for you, Mr. Harding.
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Oh, thank you, Esmeralda.
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Eh, how is your son these days?
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He's doing ever so well
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at holy hardware.
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Oh, well, eh... I might need
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some help in that regard.
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Is he a believer?
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Oh, every Sunday, Mr. Harding.
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Peter's taken very good care of me
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since my husband passed away.
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Reverend smyth-Osbourne...
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Pentium processor & software bundle...
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And connection to our
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smut free Internet service.
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Not long ago, a number of perverts
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were jailed for nailing their penises
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to planks and even sicker acts.
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If it had been up to me,
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I'd have cut their penises off!
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I will cite that case and other laws
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to combat immoral acts or
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material offensive to women.
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Conservatives, christians,
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and feminists, such as these ladies,
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all agree that the degrading
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of women has gone far enough.
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Oh, come on, Mr. Harding!
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The only degrading
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in "the house of thwax"
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was happening to hairy-arsed men!
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"The house of thwax" objectifies women;
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females who present the
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image males desire and-
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oh come on!
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You'll have to do better than that!
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Britain must not allow even consenting
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adults to harm each other.
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What about boxing?
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Manly pursuits are excluded.
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Now once we amass evidence of
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the filth flowing in these clubs
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I'll be handing over to the
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director of public prosecutions.
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I'd use the women's bell
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if I was you, mate.
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Aaargh
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see what I mean?
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Thank you, mistress.
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Thank you, mistress.
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I promise I won't disturb
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your academic work again.
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Morning, mistress.
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Good morning mistress.
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Aids, sex addiction...
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And he promised that performers
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could soon be facing jail sentences.
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Clear off back to New York
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Tanya cheex!-
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shall I mail him a shit
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sandwich, mistress?
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Or I'll be tanning your cheeks
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to the British court-
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Any bombs?
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My son's got an appointment
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with Mr. Henry Harding, m.P.!
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'Scuse me I've got an appointment with
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Mr. Henry Harding, member of parliament
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excuse me, but...
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Only members are permitted
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to address the keepers
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of the cubby holes.
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Oh, sorry.
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Is there anybody here to
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see Mr. Henry Harding?
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You may have heard about my campaign.
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I need a helper who's committed,
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who's a Christian,
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and who's brilliant with computers.
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Well, I'm your man, Mr. Harding.
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Mm, I see you attended Christ college
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Oxford, or Cambridge?
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Christ computer college in wales.
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Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
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Oh, Peter will be a member of
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parliament one day, Mr. Harding.
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I'm sure of it.
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I haven't any firm plans,
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except to serve the public good
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if I can, Mr. Harding
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do you realise we have over two hundred
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applicants for this post,
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some of them from the finest families
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and colleges in this land?
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I'll do mail shots, typing...
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I'll tidy the office,
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fetch sandwiches,
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the laundry, anything!
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Ahhh... and how many of your
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oxbridge types are willing to
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get their hands dirty, miss w?
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Can you start today?
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Well, uh, there's my Van...
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And my job...
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Eugenie, e-mail the whole list;
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it's the next four venues.
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Make sure it's all encrypted so that
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each club owner only knows about
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his own gig, and not the others.
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Mistress, can I ask you why you're
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deleting the venue details?
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Watch where I send this e-mail.
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And this is where we keep all of the...
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- Filth!
- Commander cope.
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Yes?
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She keeps on provoking us. But we
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haven't any successful undercover men.
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Commander, haven't you tried cracking
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her anon code,
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or tracing her remailing box?
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Tracing drug peddlers,
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and child pornographers on the Internet
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that's the yard's priority.
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Um now, Mr. Harding, do you really want
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to look at this latest stuff? I mean
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this... this is filth, for filth's sake!
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Do you think if I wanted porn
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I'd come here to get my supplies?
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I'm not one of those posh tories,
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you know, with gas masks
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and women's knickers.
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Can't you heroes do a better job
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of breaking into these
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clubs and porn rings, eh?
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Henry, can you really see my boys
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fitting into leather jodhpurs, mmmh?
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Well, fat fibbin gibbins did quite
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a good job in a skirt and blouse.
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Yes well, this isn't tabloid journalism
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you need solid evidence
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to make a jury convict.
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But there's actual bodily harm,
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gross indecency, even blasphemy.
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Tanya bum crucifies people
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on a bloody stage.
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No nails went in, Henry.
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Now, let me warn you.
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If you don't touch some collars
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at the next event, I'm going to
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initiate private prosecutions;
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and your own proverbials
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will be on the line.
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It would be easier
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to bring a private case.
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Why don't you get someone
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to go undercover?
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Look, him! He's bright and eager.
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And his good looks would go far
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in a skin-deep world, eh?
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I don't think I can. I wouldn't
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be any good at it, Mr. Harding.
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I simply can't, as a Christian.
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But this is a Christian cause, lad!
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It's for the good of the public.
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You coming to evensong, Mr. h?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You come too, Pete
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What is your doctorate about, madam?
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The causal link between endorphins,
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stimulation of specific receptor sites,
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and euphoria.
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There are a lot of endorphins in here;
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natural painkillers.
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And sufficient stimuli
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can cause a state of euphoria
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akin to an adrenaline high.
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Have you thought about what I said?
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It's a god-given mission.
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A private conviction would be a triumph
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you'd be able to address
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party conference, I promise...
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6894. Thank you.
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Couldn't you have gone by a
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holy hardware, saved me a few Bob?
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We're not logging on to the lord,
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mr Harding. We're finding smut festivals
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and tracing sources.
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Jesus!
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Would you like some chocolate,
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Mr. Harding?
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I'd like a sick bag...
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Why don't you go home?
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It'll be dawn soon.
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You know...
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Himmler always got sick
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visiting the camps,
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but he always forced himself to go on,
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because he knew he couldn't afford
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to show weakness.
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But we're trying to stop crime,
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Mr. Harding, not cause it.
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Welcome to the house of thwax.
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I said good night, Peter.
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Good night, Mr. Harding.
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Yes, this hour.
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Are you club organiser?
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Ni-foc? Ni-foc?
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Must be an acronym.
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Guess the answer by the time I've...
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Showered, or else, game over.
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Going for a shower.
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Eureka!
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Smart kid!
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Yes I am
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Tanya.
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Tanya cheex.
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ID 7221,858 who are you?
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Peter who? Peter rabbit?
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You will be permitted to
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enter my presence this Saturday.
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After that, members have to prove
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themselves - as instructed by me.
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"A very happy bunny indeed.”
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Arriving early, or leaving late?
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Tell Mr. Harding I've penetrated them...
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The sexual underground!
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Hey! What the fuck do you think
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you're doing?
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No. Penetration. Ever.
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Who do you think I am?
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Sorry, mistress.
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No penis. Get it?
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My clit ring can give me more pleasure
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in a few seconds than that
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00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,598
can give me in a million years.
281
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,696
Get out! Forever!
282
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,834
Testing. Testing.
283
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:46,627
What?
284
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,014
See in the dark!
285
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,016
How much?
286
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:50,843
£5,000
287
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,060
humph, forget it
288
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,646
Eh. No I need some more money.
289
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:40,733
No, you've got to.
290
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,244
Dom or sub?
291
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:22,533
Pardon
292
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,210
you dominant, or submissive?
293
00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:28,122
About average.
294
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,916
You can only be one or the other.
295
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:32,710
So which are you?
296
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,011
All right, now we come to lot
297
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:40,054
number fourteen: Experienced
298
00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,769
slave with a high pain threshold.
299
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,774
I have a prince Albert piercing;
300
00:24:47,778 --> 00:24:50,736
I'm into heavy cock and ball torture;
301
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:54,281
scarification including branding; I
302
00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,195
really enjoy eating out of soiled
303
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,036
panties; Uh, and heavy bull whipping.
304
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,912
So what do they call you?
305
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,201
Oh, Mr. happy.
306
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,623
All right, what is he worth?
307
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,356
You on the list?
308
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:18,193
Yeah!
309
00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:19,535
What list?
310
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:21,868
Bye bye, cunt.
311
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:28,961
Tanya!
312
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,129
It's me!
313
00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:32,709
The happy bunny!
314
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:35,754
Let him in.
315
00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,298
You'll have to stay back.
316
00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,265
You haven't been initiated.
317
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,701
It's pretty tame, don't you think?
318
00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:38,752
I want to rest. Let them go.
319
00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:53,266
Piss off the pair of you
320
00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:14,204
"Dear diary, today mom bought me a
321
00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:16,953
little dog in a pink party hat.”
322
00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:26,545
A Princess.
323
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,133
Get lost.
324
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,978
I have a prince Albert piercing;
325
00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:36,938
I'm into heavy cock and ball torture;
326
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:41,443
scarification including branding;
327
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,900
I really enjoy eating out soiled panties
328
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:46,023
I can see you got inside the place, boy.
329
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,276
I can't see any visual proof
330
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:51,411
that the law was broken.
331
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,281
But what about her backswing? That bloke
332
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,829
won't be able to sit down for a week!
333
00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:57,792
Where are the marks, ey?
334
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,502
Actual bodily harm
335
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,121
must cause bruising.
336
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,250
You've wasted all the money I've spent.
337
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,964
Well, what did you expect, Mr. Harding?
338
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,427
I'm not part of their inner circle.
339
00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,797
Get inside it, get a conviction,
340
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:10,808
or get the sack.
341
00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,177
But what you're asking could be
342
00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:14,100
physically dangerous! And humiliating...
343
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,595
Young man, there's a connection
344
00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:18,097
between debasing yourself
345
00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:19,723
and pursuing your career.
346
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:29,866
Forceps.
347
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,120
Forceps.
348
00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:33,320
Speculum.
349
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:35,155
Try and get it right this time?
350
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:07,983
Hello.
351
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:12,193
That's very cute.
352
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,819
What breed of dog is it?
353
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,040
A puppy.
354
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:20,704
Look at you!
355
00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:23,499
Look at you with your little pink hat.
356
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:25,880
Move along now please, madam.
357
00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:27,795
"When I grow up,
358
00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:29,919
I'll be a Princess in my own castle
359
00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:31,511
with slaves to do the housework and
360
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,177
princes knocking on the door"
361
00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:49,363
The goddess is ready for sacrifice!
362
00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:22,095
In sparta, the finest young male
363
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:24,849
specimens would undergo whippings on the
364
00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:28,444
bare flesh to honour the goddess Artemis
365
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,729
whippings by her priestesses.
366
00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:33,649
They were first bound hand and foot
367
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,742
over Artemis' column.
368
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:41,327
Stand for cue 7, Artemis' column.
369
00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:44,497
54321...
370
00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:45,504
Cue.
371
00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:08,525
Excuse me! I don't want to be whipped.
372
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:10,060
All right. Well, show your devotion
373
00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:11,071
in some other way.
374
00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:27,043
Stripping naked is the decisive action.
375
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,792
When man or a woman become beast,
376
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:32,085
by revealing their furry parts.
377
00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:34,880
In the rites and religions of the
378
00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:35,968
ancient world
379
00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:40,386
was licensed on public holidays.
380
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,767
Stripping naked is the decisive action.
381
00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:44,268
Oh, Christ!
382
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,516
You don't have to go naked
383
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:50,483
if you don't want to.
384
00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:52,648
Right, I won't!
385
00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:57,732
So what do you like?
386
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,902
Er, nothing too painful.
387
00:34:20,267 --> 00:34:21,757
Are you willing to wear
388
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,258
the goddess' ring?
389
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:26,103
To be admitted to her circle?
390
00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:30,811
No. No.
391
00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:34,520
Then this...
392
00:34:34,531 --> 00:34:36,863
Is as close to me as you'll ever get.
393
00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:57,963
There's nothing on the tape.
394
00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:00,800
What do you mean there's nothing on it?
395
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,930
Well, they stripped the jacket off.
396
00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:08,015
All that money I spent.
397
00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:10,058
Did you hand in your brains
398
00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:12,557
at birth, eh? Right, you're sacked!
399
00:35:12,569 --> 00:35:13,854
I'm bloody going anyway.
400
00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:15,602
You pay less than social security!
401
00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:17,153
Useless runt!
402
00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:21,074
N-no, let's not get hasty.
403
00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:24,868
Christ on a bike! What happened?
404
00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:27,159
This is what I had done
405
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,532
to give me a chance next time.
406
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:30,033
Chance of what?
407
00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:33,003
Getting in close; Getting the evidence;
408
00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,371
being part of their world.
409
00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:40,085
I'm not some bloody zoo exhibit!
410
00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:44,889
Peter!
411
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:47,095
Wait, son; Look, I'm sorry about that
412
00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:48,267
what I said back there.
413
00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:50,227
You're... you're invaluable to us,
414
00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:52,017
you know, to our mission.
415
00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:54,023
No more running errands for her;
416
00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:55,107
I take my orders from you.
417
00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:55,645
Done.
418
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:56,814
And no more starving on your
419
00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:58,145
measly allowance; I want food
420
00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,191
vouchers for the strangers' canteen.
421
00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:00,199
Done.
422
00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:01,607
Plus, you're coming with us
423
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,032
to the members' restaurant.
424
00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:04,572
It's a special occasion.
425
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,112
You dine on the left,
426
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,826
or on the right, sir?
427
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,801
Mmm, it's lovely, eh?
428
00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:34,897
Twenty years,
429
00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:37,267
miss w's been working with me.
430
00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,616
Don't see why we have to share
431
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:46,405
this occasion.
432
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:49,612
If you don't mind,
433
00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,615
I think I'll get back to work.
434
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,143
You're required to attend
435
00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:14,854
mistress Tanya tonight.
436
00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:18,562
Hold still... I said still!
437
00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:23,647
You coming or not, slave?
438
00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:25,740
Yes, I just have to, uh...
439
00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:27,901
Don't clench your cheeks!
440
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,828
Stop whingeing, you worm.
441
00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:32,493
Mum?
442
00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:34,290
Peter, at last!
443
00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:35,625
You've had me worried sick!
444
00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:36,959
Now where on earth are you?
445
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,249
I won't be home tonight. I have to...
446
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,463
Um... work.
447
00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:42,005
Again?
448
00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:44,088
Aargh! Stop making such a fuss!
449
00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:47,721
What was that? It sounded like a scream!
450
00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:51,095
Can you press a shirt for the morning?
451
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,106
Funny
452
00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:03,728
Look, stop the car.
453
00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:05,071
This is just bonkers!
454
00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:07,065
Peter, nobody's going to make you do
455
00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:08,407
anything you don't want to do.
456
00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:10,026
Well, I don't want to be down here on
457
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:12,029
the floor like a lap dog for a start.
458
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:13,196
Well then come up here
459
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:15,199
and be like a lap dog.
460
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:33,053
You haven't done this before, have you?
461
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:35,514
What do you think?
462
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,991
To show that you're mine.
463
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,579
But if you want it off your neck at any
464
00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:57,915
time, I'll do it, and you can walk away.
465
00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:06,799
Don't be frightened.
466
00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:11,634
I'm shy... about my... furry parts.
467
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,094
I've never been with a woman.
468
00:39:14,143 --> 00:39:17,226
Or a... "Womon'" come to think of it.
469
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:20,559
You're not going to lose your virginity.
470
00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,439
Later on you're going to massage me,
471
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:23,861
pleasure me.
472
00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:26,569
But first...
473
00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:29,572
I'm going to bind you.
474
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:20,073
A goddess...
475
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:23,334
To be worshiped by all.
476
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,662
Go on.
477
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:26,920
I, er...
478
00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:31,505
Pleasure me.
479
00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:46,395
The new slave needs instructing.
480
00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:04,167
Relax. Learn. Then it's your turn.
481
00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:31,069
A qualified muff diver!
482
00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:41,696
Relax. What you did was natural.
483
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Yeah?
484
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,533
You wouldn't see it in a zoo,
485
00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:46,785
or in the wild.
486
00:41:48,256 --> 00:41:51,089
Fix me breakfast, Peter.
487
00:41:52,802 --> 00:41:54,508
Morning, mistress.
488
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:05,728
Is that the same miss cheex
489
00:42:05,732 --> 00:42:07,723
that pays the bills, dad?
490
00:42:08,401 --> 00:42:09,401
Uh huh.
491
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,906
No angst.
492
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:27,876
You're still a virgin. I kept my promise
493
00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:57,280
Well, I'm quite speechless
494
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:02,660
and by the looks of you... it turned
495
00:43:02,705 --> 00:43:04,445
your stomach even more than mine.
496
00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:09,416
Went through a lot to get this, son.
497
00:43:09,462 --> 00:43:10,167
Well done.
498
00:43:10,463 --> 00:43:11,703
Hear, hear!
499
00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:15,043
Maybe you'll be aiming for the
500
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:16,544
front bench one day, son.
501
00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:19,673
It's all right, son!
502
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,296
We've got enough to prosecute now.
503
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:25,266
Now you have a good boke.
504
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,571
You trying to finish me off?
505
00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:39,574
What?
506
00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:40,986
I've seen it once.
507
00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:42,153
I know what you've got.
508
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:45,028
Come on. Come on!
509
00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:50,371
Chopham school for boys
summer 1969
510
00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:54,249
chopham boys.
511
00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:56,747
I was headmaster there for eight years.
512
00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:59,508
And I was school secretary.
513
00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:02,503
Three!
514
00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:04,096
Sir, thank you...
515
00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:05,177
Four!
516
00:44:05,268 --> 00:44:06,849
Thank you...
517
00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:08,969
Five! Thank you...
518
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,481
Potent stuff.
519
00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:16,643
Time for a private prosecution?
520
00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:19,358
Skin has been broken;
521
00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:22,615
the law of the land has been broken.
522
00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:24,571
Right.
523
00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:26,569
Names and addresses...
524
00:44:26,873 --> 00:44:28,738
Of the perpetrators.
525
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:31,616
Great stuff. Here. That's it.
526
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,751
Well, I've only got the one, uh...
527
00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:34,754
Tanya cheex.
528
00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:38,714
She was a doer. There need to be
529
00:44:40,887 --> 00:44:43,503
all clearly identifiable in a court.
530
00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:46,339
Bring back traditional details:
531
00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:48,595
Faces, names, addresses.
532
00:44:49,312 --> 00:44:51,519
Then I can be effective.
533
00:44:51,731 --> 00:44:53,016
Four hundred quid an hour,
534
00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:54,024
you'd better be!
535
00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:56,857
Guineas.
536
00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,652
Hey, I want you to know all this is
537
00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:01,771
coming out me own pocket.
538
00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:02,571
Oh!
539
00:45:02,658 --> 00:45:03,192
Oh?
540
00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:04,694
Triple "0".
541
00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:08,869
Mr. Harding, should we really bother
542
00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,409
making all this legal fuss?
543
00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:12,039
Should we really bother about
544
00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:13,749
making laws in parliament, eh?
545
00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:16,039
These people don't harm anyone else.
546
00:45:16,047 --> 00:45:18,208
You told me what they did disgusts you.
547
00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:20,130
I mean, you were physically sick
548
00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:22,420
after a night in their clutches
549
00:45:22,595 --> 00:45:23,835
now find out where that hussy's
550
00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:26,846
performing next and nail her!
551
00:45:33,773 --> 00:45:36,059
You remembered my birthday, mistress.
552
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:56,079
Is it for an enema, mistress?
553
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,087
No.
554
00:46:02,385 --> 00:46:04,797
Shoot me.
555
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:19,265
Steam does you a power of good.
556
00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:22,526
It took a lot of guts to do what you
557
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:25,021
did son. Take me hat off to you.
558
00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:33,412
There was something I wanted to ask you,
559
00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:37,204
actually. Um, I mean, if you don't mind.
560
00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:39,661
No, no, go ahead.
561
00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:41,541
Well...
562
00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:46,088
Were you and miss w ever...
563
00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:48,461
I mean, did you-
564
00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:51,589
-fornicate? Answer's no.
565
00:46:52,852 --> 00:46:53,932
She loves you, though.
566
00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:56,222
Not in a carnal way.
567
00:46:57,023 --> 00:46:59,230
Then why the seamed stockings?
568
00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:03,734
She's worn those since I knew her.
569
00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:05,399
That's what women wore then,
570
00:47:05,406 --> 00:47:06,816
old-fashioned women.
571
00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:10,149
Well, she would've had to have been
572
00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,243
living in the stone age.
573
00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:13,486
What?
574
00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:16,865
Not to wear any knickers?
575
00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:20,038
Now look, you know I'm not a hypocrite,
576
00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:21,046
Peter.
577
00:47:22,048 --> 00:47:24,835
I've never been married, but
578
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,082
miss w. Was never going to be
579
00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:28,129
spouse material.
580
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,970
We never had sex,
581
00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:33,965
whatever filthy deeds you suspect me of.
582
00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:35,929
I'll hear no more about it.
583
00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:44,979
Tannoy: Staff announcement.
584
00:47:45,071 --> 00:47:47,653
Natalie sharp to checkout please.
585
00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:58,323
A mistress never shops.
586
00:47:58,376 --> 00:47:59,832
Well, mistress might just be unhappy
587
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:01,329
with your menus.
588
00:48:09,345 --> 00:48:12,337
Cruel. Sickening.
589
00:48:17,353 --> 00:48:20,311
Muff diving...
590
00:48:25,486 --> 00:48:26,601
Lord...
591
00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:30,359
Please protect me from these people.
592
00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:38,450
Mistress, the slaves offering themselves
593
00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:39,457
for tonight.
594
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,370
I knew you'd be back.
595
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:47,876
We're going to a
596
00:48:47,883 --> 00:48:49,999
private play party tonight.
597
00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:51,876
Somewhere very special.
598
00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:21,956
You must be the cutts watsons?
599
00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:29,456
Slaves to the chapel! Go on!
600
00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:32,425
Come on! Hurry up!
601
00:49:35,764 --> 00:49:37,220
Come on, come on!
602
00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:38,885
Come on, you lot, hurry up.
603
00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:41,394
Chop, chop.
604
00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:31,145
Let's go rest.
605
00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:33,481
Are you going to be, em,
606
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:35,021
conducting proceedings here?
607
00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:38,282
No, it's eugenie's day. She's not only
608
00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:40,901
an sm dyke, she's a wicca witch.
609
00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:44,534
Pagan ways & eastern religions celebrate
610
00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:47,534
body modification, body pleasure...
611
00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:48,743
Women's power.
612
00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,161
Cunt power.
613
00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:02,472
I'm going to make you wish
614
00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:04,933
I'd never been born.
615
00:51:13,946 --> 00:51:16,528
One on the tip...
616
00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:25,078
Don't... stop
617
00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:38,126
Higher! Ah! Ah!
618
00:51:57,781 --> 00:51:59,021
Used in U.S. submarines
619
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,027
to keep the boys' muscles trim.
620
00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,699
They had no idea in the 1940s
621
00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:04,239
what it could do for a clitoris.
622
00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:08,739
So is-is that all I am, then?
623
00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:10,582
Keeper of the clitoral box?
624
00:52:11,629 --> 00:52:13,460
You don't want to be my slave?
625
00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:15,879
Why are you here?
626
00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:21,259
Why inflict pain?
627
00:52:21,430 --> 00:52:24,137
For the rush, the power.
628
00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:28,300
Each stroke purifies the submissive.
629
00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:30,303
I can only truly love someone
630
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:31,850
once they're under my thumb.
631
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:34,807
So that's it, then. If I don't bend over
632
00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:35,818
or something.
633
00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:37,859
I didn't say that.
634
00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:39,986
God, you're such a boy.
635
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,459
Is it true you were a prostitute?
636
00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:56,203
A prostitute gets laid.
637
00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:58,338
A dominatrix dominates.
638
00:52:58,384 --> 00:53:00,045
Even my richest client wouldn't have
639
00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:01,417
dared kiss my lips...
640
00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:04,215
Much less screw me.
641
00:53:05,641 --> 00:53:07,802
Sure you don't want a little spanking?
642
00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,095
Over my knee?
643
00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:12,974
Come anywhere you like...
644
00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:19,944
But not in me!
645
00:53:34,795 --> 00:53:36,126
What are you doing?
646
00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:38,625
Um, I couldn't help notice your
647
00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:39,872
collar and tag.
648
00:53:40,259 --> 00:53:41,874
Very smart.
649
00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:42,885
Thank you.
650
00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:45,712
Made them myself, actually.
651
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:47,679
They double as luggage tags.
652
00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:51,220
Who are the owners of this house?
653
00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:52,722
Does anyone know?
654
00:54:35,981 --> 00:54:37,391
You'd think that they were ordinary
655
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:39,014
human beings!
656
00:54:49,536 --> 00:54:51,948
Mrs. anthea cutts-Watson, governor of
657
00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:53,946
scala television.
658
00:55:02,716 --> 00:55:05,549
Hello, is there anyone in there?
659
00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:13,515
Ah! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ah!
660
00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:14,850
See you in the chapel.
661
00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:39,617
Morning.
662
00:55:39,878 --> 00:55:41,743
Would you like a cup of tea?
663
00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:43,749
Are you Mrs. cutts-Watson?
664
00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:46,464
Would you like to give her
665
00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:47,468
some truncheon?
666
00:55:48,262 --> 00:55:50,503
The old pork sword. Know what I mean?
667
00:55:50,514 --> 00:55:51,514
Interested?
668
00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:53,551
But is this Mrs. cutts-Watson??
669
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,591
She goes like a stoat.
670
00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:59,386
See what else she'll take.
671
00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:07,899
They call her "madge the fladge."
672
00:56:08,407 --> 00:56:09,487
Could I have another look?
673
00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:11,356
Well, if you want to abuse her, fine,
674
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:12,778
but if not...
675
00:56:12,911 --> 00:56:14,902
I don't see the point, frankly.
676
00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:23,711
On your knees, Louise.
677
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,295
Did you want a maori pattern
678
00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:34,513
carved on your arm?
679
00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:35,516
No.
680
00:56:48,113 --> 00:56:52,447
All scenes are based on consent.
681
00:56:52,492 --> 00:56:55,325
Parameters must be clearly stated.
682
00:56:56,121 --> 00:56:58,157
Do you agree?
683
00:56:58,624 --> 00:57:00,239
I think you should go over to the bench.
684
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,250
Don't you?
685
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,421
Strap her down.
686
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:27,232
You broke the rules by
687
00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:29,268
not telling everything that you should.
688
00:57:57,975 --> 00:57:59,431
Eugenie,
689
00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:00,799
did you ask Peter where he works
690
00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:02,517
before admitting him to our circle?
691
00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:05,220
People are wondering.
692
00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:09,399
He's a-a computer technician, mistress.
693
00:58:10,112 --> 00:58:12,728
At the house of commons.
694
00:58:13,865 --> 00:58:15,605
Peter, you should have told us.
695
00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:17,153
I'm just a volunteer.
696
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:18,650
I wanted to learn about parliament.
697
00:58:19,413 --> 00:58:22,155
Prove yourself or leave us for good.
698
00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:25,165
I won't inflict pain.
699
00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:44,093
Well, if you won't inflict it... eugenie?
700
00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:47,019
Do you have a pony?
701
00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:49,852
No, mistress.
702
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,086
Are you willing to prove
703
00:59:11,089 --> 00:59:12,670
that you're not spying for one of those
704
00:59:12,674 --> 00:59:14,210
600 creeps in the house of commons?
705
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:18,585
Bring on the butt plug!
706
00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:31,398
There's something on your shoe, old boy.
707
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:53,871
Come on! Keep going!
708
00:59:55,175 --> 00:59:58,292
This is nuts! Stop hitting me!
709
01:00:06,812 --> 01:00:08,518
Flossy!
710
01:00:16,696 --> 01:00:18,561
Coming on just fine;
711
01:00:18,573 --> 01:00:20,154
a year or two of correction should
712
01:00:20,158 --> 01:00:21,739
toughen your skin up like leather.
713
01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:23,408
Fuck off!
714
01:00:24,663 --> 01:00:27,530
Listen, I'm not very...
715
01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:48,637
Tell me what you do in your job.
716
01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:52,271
Oh, er, nothing. Things that are, well,
717
01:00:53,233 --> 01:00:54,939
too humiliating for anyone else to do.
718
01:00:55,235 --> 01:00:56,224
Is it the conservatives
719
01:00:56,236 --> 01:00:57,601
you're working with?
720
01:00:59,072 --> 01:01:00,528
Can you find anything out about the
721
01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:01,772
campaigns against the clubs?
722
01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:03,235
Against my show?
723
01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:05,029
Well, that won't be easy.
724
01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:08,032
Do it for me, please?
725
01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:15,665
Cute ass for a pony.
726
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,037
Zebra, more like.
727
01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:20,670
Well, now that the zebra's been broken
728
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:23,009
in, I think it's entitled to a treat.
729
01:01:24,264 --> 01:01:26,300
Has this little zebra ever been...
730
01:01:26,308 --> 01:01:27,593
Gobbled before?
731
01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:33,557
Relax.
732
01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:39,560
Um... I keep thinking about that dog...
733
01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:42,400
What happened to it...
734
01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:49,820
They've probably flayed her alive!
735
01:01:49,873 --> 01:01:53,206
When you last saw err... flossy
736
01:01:54,336 --> 01:01:56,201
she was chasing a trap...
737
01:01:56,421 --> 01:01:56,955
Yes.
738
01:01:57,172 --> 01:01:58,787
Driven by a bald woman...
739
01:01:59,007 --> 01:01:59,621
Yes.
740
01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,502
Whipping a transvestite...
741
01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:02,085
Yes.
742
01:02:02,344 --> 01:02:03,709
Harnessed as a pony?
743
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,720
Y-y-yes.
744
01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:08,342
We'll have to bring in the yard.
745
01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:12,013
Scotland yard? For my dog?
746
01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:13,851
Public morals squad.
747
01:02:13,855 --> 01:02:15,265
It's gone on long enough.
748
01:02:15,941 --> 01:02:18,808
Oh yes. Absolutely.
749
01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:27,031
Hey! This is vanilla, this
750
01:02:27,035 --> 01:02:28,400
doesn't happen.
751
01:02:28,703 --> 01:02:29,703
What?
752
01:02:29,871 --> 01:02:32,283
Vanilla sex. Things straight people do?
753
01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:35,741
What, wake up together?
754
01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:40,579
Don't give me that fucked you now look!
755
01:02:40,632 --> 01:02:42,964
You're still a virgin.
756
01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:03,811
Faces, names, addresses...
757
01:03:04,322 --> 01:03:05,528
Bruises.
758
01:03:07,826 --> 01:03:09,157
Have we been behaving today?
759
01:03:09,327 --> 01:03:11,693
Faces, names, addresses, bruises.
760
01:03:12,163 --> 01:03:14,620
Operation yeoman, all clear.
761
01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:17,699
Zero Oscar proceed to chapel.
762
01:03:17,711 --> 01:03:19,326
Acts of perversion in progress.
763
01:03:19,337 --> 01:03:21,749
Locate and free small white dog.
764
01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,170
Small white dog known as flossy.
765
01:03:26,177 --> 01:03:28,338
May be used in the satanic rites.
766
01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:40,180
Hello, Romeo.
767
01:03:40,233 --> 01:03:42,224
Negative on suspects in chapel,
768
01:03:42,277 --> 01:03:44,984
negative on dog just kinky props. Over.
769
01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:46,895
A private collection of
770
01:03:46,906 --> 01:03:49,192
medieval implements. Perfectly legal.
771
01:03:53,038 --> 01:03:55,450
Your wife is a public figure.
772
01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:57,910
Mind she doesn't end up
773
01:03:57,917 --> 01:03:59,373
a public laughing stock
774
01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:01,622
in a court of law.
775
01:04:02,464 --> 01:04:03,749
Um, maybe you could drop me off
776
01:04:03,757 --> 01:04:05,167
at the station. Then I could-
777
01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:06,506
forget your job.
778
01:04:06,593 --> 01:04:07,593
Come on the road with us.
779
01:04:07,802 --> 01:04:09,633
Slaves get food and expenses.
780
01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:10,926
I really can't.
781
01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:13,714
I have responsibilities...
782
01:04:14,809 --> 01:04:15,809
Mistress.
783
01:04:16,603 --> 01:04:17,968
Stop the car, eugenie.
784
01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:08,946
Poof.
785
01:05:43,231 --> 01:05:46,723
Faces, names, addresses...
786
01:05:47,068 --> 01:05:48,228
Bruises.
787
01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:49,893
Excellent!
788
01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:51,652
Fireworks igniting against
789
01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:52,896
human skin, even.
790
01:05:54,033 --> 01:05:55,364
With this video,
791
01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:57,359
backed up by Peter's strong,
792
01:05:57,370 --> 01:05:59,235
clear verification as witness,
793
01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:01,909
the action will not fail.
794
01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:03,664
What're the likely costs?
795
01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:05,624
That's impossible to quantify.
796
01:06:05,753 --> 01:06:07,334
Then we can't proceed.
797
01:06:07,589 --> 01:06:09,420
If we lose,
798
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:11,206
and the trial lasts three days,
799
01:06:11,259 --> 01:06:14,046
it could amount to 250k.
800
01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:15,631
I'd have to commit suicide.
801
01:06:16,848 --> 01:06:18,804
We'll be billing you in advance.
802
01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:21,341
What kind of security can you offer?
803
01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:23,972
It's called a home.
804
01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:26,434
Now, you're definitely prepared to go
805
01:06:26,441 --> 01:06:28,682
into the witness box, son, with
806
01:06:28,693 --> 01:06:30,524
all the scrutiny that will come with it?
807
01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:31,608
Yes, Mr. Harding.
808
01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:33,277
Are you definitely going to prosecute?
809
01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:35,647
We, son, we. Most definitely.
810
01:06:36,576 --> 01:06:38,612
These are the kind of affidavits
811
01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:40,156
jurors read with one hand
812
01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:41,369
when they get home, eh?
813
01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:44,239
By the end of the week,
814
01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:46,374
the writ will hit their fan.
815
01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:50,291
Why so glum? I'm making you permanent
816
01:06:50,298 --> 01:06:51,378
if this comes off.
817
01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:54,416
Big career opening up for you.
818
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,647
Faster, faster. Come on.
819
01:07:12,237 --> 01:07:14,353
I came to warn you, basically.
820
01:07:14,364 --> 01:07:15,479
You're next.
821
01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:18,823
I'm sure it was Peter Emery
822
01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:20,236
who tipped the yard off.
823
01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:22,740
Nasty neighbour did the tipping off,
824
01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:23,747
actually.
825
01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:25,655
I sent the bloody dog
826
01:07:25,667 --> 01:07:27,999
back in a woolworths bag.
827
01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:29,792
Didn't deserve any better.
828
01:07:34,634 --> 01:07:36,124
Look, I still think we should make
829
01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:37,875
more enquiries about Peter.
830
01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:43,722
Let's get ready for the show.
831
01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:45,554
They tell me the police
832
01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:47,223
may raid tonight.
833
01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:50,230
Well, let'em come!
834
01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:54,855
Is anyone here from Scotland yard?
835
01:07:54,862 --> 01:07:55,942
Step right up!
836
01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:58,230
Not you, four-eyes!
837
01:09:03,598 --> 01:09:05,634
Looking for my secret past?
838
01:09:07,935 --> 01:09:09,550
Whatever happened to you as a child,
839
01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:11,598
I feel I should know.
840
01:09:22,784 --> 01:09:25,617
He looks like an abuser.
841
01:09:32,919 --> 01:09:35,661
My mom's ashamed of me now,
842
01:09:35,713 --> 01:09:36,998
but I grew up happy,
843
01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:38,587
so she keeps sending me reminders.
844
01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:39,876
Of a dull past,
845
01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:41,749
if mistress will permit me to say so.
846
01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:54,721
I used to do straight sex,
847
01:09:54,816 --> 01:09:57,307
go shopping, wear loose clothes.
848
01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:58,850
Yuck!
849
01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:08,698
Hey guys! Get lost!
850
01:10:16,504 --> 01:10:18,290
Consigned to the dustbin of history,
851
01:10:18,297 --> 01:10:19,297
mistress?
852
01:10:31,018 --> 01:10:32,178
What you going to do about
853
01:10:32,186 --> 01:10:33,186
the slave Peter?
854
01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:35,887
He's not a slave.
855
01:10:35,898 --> 01:10:37,934
Quite, mistress.
856
01:10:38,568 --> 01:10:40,433
So he's either after information,
857
01:10:40,445 --> 01:10:41,981
or a vanilla relationship.
858
01:10:42,321 --> 01:10:43,936
You're after a lesbian one.
859
01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:46,864
I love you.
860
01:10:49,662 --> 01:10:51,448
You're not permitted to say that.
861
01:10:51,456 --> 01:10:52,787
You're here to serve me,
862
01:10:52,832 --> 01:10:54,447
not complicate my life.
863
01:10:55,793 --> 01:10:56,953
Neither you or the boy
864
01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:58,622
are going to have me.
865
01:11:20,735 --> 01:11:23,977
Eugenie! Stop electrocuting Peter.
866
01:11:24,155 --> 01:11:25,019
We were out of line
867
01:11:25,031 --> 01:11:26,146
leaving him in the road.
868
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,235
They're going to clamp down
869
01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:33,577
with a private prosecution.
870
01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:35,116
Fuck 'em.
871
01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:36,614
I'll be back in the states by then.
872
01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:39,283
No. There'll be an immediate attempt
873
01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:40,295
to injunct your act.
874
01:11:41,339 --> 01:11:42,795
On what grounds?
875
01:11:42,965 --> 01:11:44,580
To prevent corruption of public morals,
876
01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:45,874
actual bodily harm,
877
01:11:45,885 --> 01:11:47,375
keeping a disorderly house.
878
01:11:47,887 --> 01:11:49,423
Well, the last part's true.
879
01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:50,510
Don't laugh!
880
01:11:50,515 --> 01:11:52,221
An 18th century law can send you to jail
881
01:11:52,266 --> 01:11:55,258
just the same as a modern one.
882
01:11:59,106 --> 01:12:00,312
And how come your information
883
01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:01,396
is so good?
884
01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:08,195
I can't go into that.
885
01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:14,159
Can't you calm down?
886
01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:15,744
Be a bit more like normal women?
887
01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,038
And woo men?
888
01:12:17,124 --> 01:12:18,284
Tanya, they'll get you.
889
01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:19,661
Better to serve a few months,
890
01:12:19,752 --> 01:12:21,367
than sacrifice my lifestyle
891
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:26,172
could be years, not months.
892
01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:31,048
I'll bet your hot ass would love
893
01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:33,262
some cold cream.
894
01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:05,123
What's your darkest fantasy?
895
01:13:06,507 --> 01:13:07,872
Just thinking about it makes me
896
01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:09,090
wet with sweat.
897
01:13:13,681 --> 01:13:16,218
Oomph!
898
01:13:43,669 --> 01:13:45,284
I love you.
899
01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:48,796
Is that all that's troubling you?
900
01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:51,833
Why don't we both...
901
01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:53,334
Just go away for a while?
902
01:13:53,971 --> 01:13:57,805
On a holiday? No sex of any description.
903
01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:02,597
I'll lose my job, if necessary, and...
904
01:14:02,647 --> 01:14:04,638
You'll avoid prosecution.
905
01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:12,153
Let's play for big stakes.
906
01:14:15,076 --> 01:14:16,612
If it points at me,
907
01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:19,281
I'll go on that holiday. No sex, right?
908
01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:21,904
If it points at you,
909
01:14:21,916 --> 01:14:23,872
you get to play my darkest fantasy.
910
01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:25,210
Tonight.
911
01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:49,223
Your bridal suite, please.
912
01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:51,066
Yes, miss, er...?
913
01:14:51,946 --> 01:14:52,946
Cheex.
914
01:14:53,531 --> 01:14:55,817
That's cheex, with an 'x'.
915
01:15:06,711 --> 01:15:09,043
Will you be needing an extra... pillow?
916
01:15:15,469 --> 01:15:18,927
A husband, a dog, two kids...
917
01:15:18,931 --> 01:15:20,546
Your darkest fantasy.
918
01:15:20,558 --> 01:15:21,673
Take Mel
919
01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:24,971
I think you have to take me.
920
01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:27,265
I'm the virgin, remember?
921
01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:34,235
Promise to be gentle.
922
01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:41,359
Oh, Peter!
923
01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:42,412
Tanya!
924
01:16:06,979 --> 01:16:08,469
Oh my god.
925
01:16:09,815 --> 01:16:10,815
Ooph!
926
01:16:11,317 --> 01:16:12,727
You fucked me.
927
01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:15,484
You fucked me!
928
01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:18,900
Wasn't that the idea?
929
01:16:20,284 --> 01:16:22,070
Fuck no, it was a game.
930
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:28,572
Don't ever come near me
931
01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:29,994
in your miserable life again!
932
01:16:31,837 --> 01:16:32,997
Tanya!
933
01:16:39,345 --> 01:16:40,334
Will sir be needing
934
01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:41,836
to borrow some clothes?
935
01:16:55,569 --> 01:16:57,275
Hi, "hell for leather" dispatch?
936
01:17:16,549 --> 01:17:18,130
Hug me, eugenie.
937
01:17:26,267 --> 01:17:28,098
Clark, the bill of parliament.
938
01:17:43,701 --> 01:17:45,066
What are you smirking at?
939
01:17:45,578 --> 01:17:47,739
A naughty pony!
940
01:18:05,014 --> 01:18:08,848
You enjoy serving... eugenie?
941
01:18:15,774 --> 01:18:17,139
You think I enjoy buying supersize
942
01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:18,561
for someone past their menopause?
943
01:18:23,490 --> 01:18:25,321
I'm sorry.
944
01:18:28,245 --> 01:18:29,860
Can I make it up to you?
945
01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:33,416
How?
946
01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:41,414
'Marching as to war,
947
01:18:44,094 --> 01:18:49,088
with the cross of - jes...'
948
01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:52,474
Peter is working for Henry Harding.
949
01:18:57,191 --> 01:18:59,022
How did you find out?
950
01:18:59,485 --> 01:19:01,316
I went through his briefcase.
951
01:19:02,613 --> 01:19:04,274
Mistress didn't carry out her usual
952
01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:06,317
dilligent checks.
953
01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:10,658
They have more than enough
954
01:19:10,663 --> 01:19:12,244
evidence to jail us.
955
01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:15,708
Get out.
956
01:19:17,378 --> 01:19:18,993
Please don't do that.
957
01:19:19,672 --> 01:19:21,708
I'm not a man trying to possess you.
958
01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:24,590
I want to honour you and love you!
959
01:19:28,722 --> 01:19:29,802
Eugenie,
960
01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:32,218
you're the one who runs this business.
961
01:19:32,685 --> 01:19:34,926
It's your ideas that make us a success.
962
01:19:35,646 --> 01:19:36,646
Take over.
963
01:19:43,070 --> 01:19:44,901
I prefer to hand in my notice.
964
01:19:47,866 --> 01:19:50,073
Eugenie, they need you!
965
01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:51,946
I need you!
966
01:19:58,794 --> 01:20:01,080
You expect me to eat these cold?
967
01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:02,953
Go and bake some more
968
01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:03,965
before I punish you!
969
01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:07,166
And what are you all grinning at?
970
01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:08,834
Back to work!
971
01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:26,268
So, did this, er...
972
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:28,020
Tanya woman seduce you or not?
973
01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:30,318
I think the answer's no.
974
01:20:31,618 --> 01:20:33,449
I was so drunk.
975
01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:36,664
No.
976
01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:38,201
Then your testimony
977
01:20:38,292 --> 01:20:39,873
can't be discredited.
978
01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:45,421
I'm sorry Mr. Harding.
979
01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:47,164
For getting in so deep with her.
980
01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:49,507
Eh, devilish things, women.
981
01:20:51,055 --> 01:20:53,421
I'm not sure she's that evil.
982
01:20:53,515 --> 01:20:55,380
Isn't branding, beating, cutting
983
01:20:55,392 --> 01:20:57,007
people's skins evil?
984
01:20:59,438 --> 01:21:03,022
It's against Christian teaching, lad.
985
01:21:03,025 --> 01:21:05,016
You and I know that.
986
01:21:19,458 --> 01:21:21,039
Two, four, six, eight!
987
01:21:21,085 --> 01:21:22,950
Enjoy the right to flagellate!
988
01:21:26,298 --> 01:21:31,292
'... To war with the cross of Jesus,
989
01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:34,716
going on before'
990
01:21:40,562 --> 01:21:42,598
Have you got a statement?
991
01:21:42,648 --> 01:21:44,184
Tanya, can you make
992
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:45,685
a statement for me?
993
01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:47,690
Fibbin gibbins here! Daily male!
994
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:49,856
What will you be wearing in prison?
995
01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:51,691
Are you still on the game?
996
01:21:51,949 --> 01:21:53,814
Were you abused as a child?
997
01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:07,919
This private criminal prosecution
998
01:22:08,424 --> 01:22:10,631
is the first step in reversing
999
01:22:10,634 --> 01:22:12,090
the moral slide of the nation.
1000
01:22:12,219 --> 01:22:13,004
Hear, hear!
1001
01:22:13,178 --> 01:22:15,294
Mr. Harding, you and your body police
1002
01:22:15,305 --> 01:22:16,715
say that no one should endure pain
1003
01:22:16,723 --> 01:22:17,587
in a sexual context.
1004
01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:18,258
Is that right?
1005
01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:19,097
I don't want a slanging match
1006
01:22:19,101 --> 01:22:20,216
with you on the pavement.
1007
01:22:20,227 --> 01:22:21,808
You do every day in parliament.
1008
01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:24,478
I aim to uphold the law of this land
1009
01:22:24,648 --> 01:22:26,639
concerning bodily harm in a sexual
1010
01:22:26,817 --> 01:22:29,559
context, gross indecency...
1011
01:22:29,611 --> 01:22:30,726
Wouldn't you say that removal of
1012
01:22:30,737 --> 01:22:32,443
clothing indicates sexual context?
1013
01:22:32,448 --> 01:22:33,608
Absolutely, yes.
1014
01:22:34,450 --> 01:22:35,986
Then why, when you were a headmaster
1015
01:22:35,993 --> 01:22:36,982
at chopham school, did you
1016
01:22:36,994 --> 01:22:38,905
punish boys with their trousers down?
1017
01:22:38,912 --> 01:22:40,027
What
1018
01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:42,950
so, are those allegations true?
1019
01:22:43,041 --> 01:22:43,871
No, that's a pack of lies,
1020
01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:45,082
it's typical of those people.
1021
01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:46,329
Do you whip young boys?
1022
01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:47,378
No, no, no, no comment.
1023
01:22:48,255 --> 01:22:49,791
Mrs. cutts-watkinson, why haven't you
1024
01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:52,665
resigned as head of television?
1025
01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:54,799
Now what did the children think about
1026
01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:56,794
it all? Mrs. cutts-watkinson?
1027
01:22:56,930 --> 01:22:58,545
"Cutts-Watson'"!
1028
01:23:07,608 --> 01:23:11,100
If the spectacle outside was intended to
1029
01:23:11,111 --> 01:23:13,693
advance your cause in the public eye,
1030
01:23:13,864 --> 01:23:15,820
let me tell you that
1031
01:23:15,824 --> 01:23:18,361
the slightest repetition will result in
1032
01:23:18,368 --> 01:23:20,359
an instant custodial sentence.
1033
01:23:23,957 --> 01:23:26,573
And if the defendant displays her bosom
1034
01:23:26,585 --> 01:23:28,621
in such a wanton manner tomorrow,
1035
01:23:28,879 --> 01:23:31,086
I shall impose severe penalties
1036
01:23:31,089 --> 01:23:32,795
for contempt of court!
1037
01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:42,882
M'lud, in view of the disgusting nature
1038
01:23:42,935 --> 01:23:46,393
of the evidence the jury must soon face,
1039
01:23:46,396 --> 01:23:50,014
might I suggest a recess now for...
1040
01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:51,025
Refreshments?
1041
01:23:51,693 --> 01:23:53,024
Five minutes.
1042
01:23:59,243 --> 01:24:00,323
Hello, Tanya.
1043
01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:08,665
Of all the men I've ever met,
1044
01:24:08,669 --> 01:24:10,284
you're the only one I was ever attracted
1045
01:24:10,295 --> 01:24:11,034
to as a friend...
1046
01:24:11,296 --> 01:24:13,378
Who I thought I could trust.
1047
01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:17,249
I tried to warn you, believe me.
1048
01:24:17,261 --> 01:24:18,797
What do you believe in, Peter?
1049
01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:20,214
In god?
1050
01:24:20,430 --> 01:24:21,430
Yeah.
1051
01:24:21,682 --> 01:24:23,263
And is that who you're doing this for?
1052
01:24:23,267 --> 01:24:25,303
Or is it for your career?
1053
01:24:26,812 --> 01:24:28,848
The things you do at clubs
1054
01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:29,974
are so bloody sick,
1055
01:24:30,190 --> 01:24:31,270
no one should be allowed-
1056
01:24:31,275 --> 01:24:33,266
preaching to the perverted now?
1057
01:24:33,318 --> 01:24:35,149
Your dick got pretty stiff some nights,
1058
01:24:35,279 --> 01:24:36,279
I remember?
1059
01:24:36,405 --> 01:24:37,405
Listen,
1060
01:24:37,614 --> 01:24:40,651
I'm told the only way you'll avoid jail
1061
01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:41,659
is by pleading guilty
1062
01:24:41,743 --> 01:24:43,483
and giving it all up.
1063
01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:55,621
Don't worry, son.
1064
01:24:57,509 --> 01:25:01,252
Mr. Emery, you're to witness the video.
1065
01:25:02,139 --> 01:25:04,175
And in this frame,
1066
01:25:05,350 --> 01:25:07,591
you may observe what is known as
1067
01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:09,764
penis torture.
1068
01:25:11,732 --> 01:25:14,815
See the spiked cage,
1069
01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:16,725
the weights attached,
1070
01:25:16,778 --> 01:25:18,393
attached by that woman there.
1071
01:25:18,447 --> 01:25:20,733
My god, look how low you're hanging!
1072
01:25:20,866 --> 01:25:22,402
There are a further
1073
01:25:22,409 --> 01:25:25,492
37 instances of flagellation,
1074
01:25:25,495 --> 01:25:29,704
piercing, branding, ritual cutting...
1075
01:25:30,334 --> 01:25:34,623
Known as scarification. Is that so?
1076
01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:35,995
Correct, m'lud.
1077
01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:40,128
And sandpapering of the genitals.
1078
01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:41,500
On each occasion,
1079
01:25:41,511 --> 01:25:44,969
actual bodily harm was occasioned.
1080
01:25:46,058 --> 01:25:49,141
Tomorrow our principal witness, who
1081
01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:52,762
made this video at great personal risk,
1082
01:25:52,773 --> 01:25:54,764
will testify.
1083
01:26:16,505 --> 01:26:18,837
Stop that!
1084
01:26:45,826 --> 01:26:48,067
And... hold still.
1085
01:26:48,078 --> 01:26:49,864
That's it.
1086
01:26:52,207 --> 01:26:54,949
You like that, don't you?
1087
01:26:55,168 --> 01:26:58,786
Ok, the needle. Is it sterilised?
1088
01:27:05,887 --> 01:27:08,629
Your name is Peter Emery,
1089
01:27:08,932 --> 01:27:10,342
and you are an assistant to
1090
01:27:10,392 --> 01:27:14,806
Henry Harding, member of parliament?
1091
01:27:16,606 --> 01:27:17,606
Yes.
1092
01:27:17,774 --> 01:27:20,140
And you recorded video images
1093
01:27:20,193 --> 01:27:21,729
on this apparatus,
1094
01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:25,821
known as a "sneaky beaky" r-2-7?
1095
01:27:27,492 --> 01:27:28,492
Yes.
1096
01:27:28,827 --> 01:27:33,742
And is this tape, exhibit b,
1097
01:27:33,749 --> 01:27:36,866
true and faithful record
1098
01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:39,243
of 38 acts of sado-masochism
1099
01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:41,711
which you personally witnessed?
1100
01:27:48,597 --> 01:27:49,928
No, it is not.
1101
01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:01,765
I'm sorry, will you repeat that?
1102
01:28:03,361 --> 01:28:05,568
It is not accurate.
1103
01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:07,150
All the acts were simulated.
1104
01:28:07,199 --> 01:28:11,909
Was the camera lying,
1105
01:28:11,953 --> 01:28:14,569
or are you lying, Mr. Emery?
1106
01:28:15,165 --> 01:28:17,201
The whip blows were pulled,
1107
01:28:17,209 --> 01:28:19,200
the piercings are faked,
1108
01:28:19,211 --> 01:28:20,451
the electrical shock machines
1109
01:28:20,462 --> 01:28:21,247
were not connected.
1110
01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:23,457
You have sworn upon the holy Bible!
1111
01:28:23,465 --> 01:28:25,797
Bear in mind that if you now declare
1112
01:28:25,801 --> 01:28:27,587
that your first testimony was false,
1113
01:28:28,011 --> 01:28:30,172
you thereby admit both perjury,
1114
01:28:30,180 --> 01:28:31,761
and contempt of court.
1115
01:28:32,224 --> 01:28:33,839
Both of which are punishable
1116
01:28:33,850 --> 01:28:35,340
by a prison sentence.
1117
01:28:37,312 --> 01:28:40,179
The accused are as innocent as...
1118
01:28:43,068 --> 01:28:45,855
Miss wilderspin, Mr. Harding's secretary
1119
01:28:46,112 --> 01:28:48,398
or Mr. Harding, for all I know.
1120
01:28:49,241 --> 01:28:52,108
Mr. Emery is a foul-mouthed liar!
1121
01:28:52,285 --> 01:28:54,822
You liar! Liar!
1122
01:28:56,331 --> 01:28:57,662
Fibbin' gibbins here,
1123
01:28:57,749 --> 01:28:59,330
live from the perv trial...
1124
01:29:00,001 --> 01:29:02,788
Silence! I'm halting these proceedings!
1125
01:29:02,796 --> 01:29:04,286
The jury is dismissed.
1126
01:29:04,798 --> 01:29:07,790
Yeahhhhh!
1127
01:29:19,312 --> 01:29:20,312
Maybe Peter isn't such a
1128
01:29:20,397 --> 01:29:22,137
silly penis after all.
1129
01:29:24,734 --> 01:29:25,940
Did she help you to take their
1130
01:29:26,027 --> 01:29:27,437
trousers down, Mr. Harding?
1131
01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:32,314
How will you pay for the court costs,
1132
01:29:32,325 --> 01:29:33,906
Mr. Harding?
1133
01:29:36,997 --> 01:29:39,033
Arrest that man for contempt of court
1134
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:40,040
and perjury.
1135
01:29:41,668 --> 01:29:43,249
Then take him down.
1136
01:29:43,253 --> 01:29:44,413
You are nicked!
1137
01:29:45,547 --> 01:29:46,547
Come on.
1138
01:29:47,382 --> 01:29:49,714
Traitor! Traitor!
1139
01:29:51,136 --> 01:29:52,797
Thirty years moral campaigning
1140
01:29:52,804 --> 01:29:54,214
down the toilet.
1141
01:29:55,098 --> 01:29:55,678
Terrible!
1142
01:29:55,807 --> 01:29:57,672
Look at the behaviour out of him.
1143
01:30:00,145 --> 01:30:01,145
Ow!
1144
01:30:07,485 --> 01:30:08,520
I'll give you ten grand
1145
01:30:08,653 --> 01:30:09,733
for your side of the story.
1146
01:30:10,697 --> 01:30:11,777
Fuck off!
1147
01:30:11,948 --> 01:30:12,983
Twenty.
1148
01:30:13,783 --> 01:30:14,693
Fuck off again!
1149
01:30:14,743 --> 01:30:16,199
Look, you've got a criminal record
1150
01:30:16,202 --> 01:30:17,237
when you get out of here!
1151
01:30:17,829 --> 01:30:19,535
There's no chance of a job in parliament
1152
01:30:19,539 --> 01:30:20,539
is there?
1153
01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:22,573
Fifty grand
1154
01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:24,290
if you confirm that video is real.
1155
01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:27,669
Nail miss wilderspin;
1156
01:30:27,923 --> 01:30:29,629
find out if Harding is a pervert too,
1157
01:30:29,633 --> 01:30:30,748
that's all I want to know.
1158
01:30:31,051 --> 01:30:32,461
Look, don't you want to get out of
1159
01:30:32,552 --> 01:30:33,712
this shit-hole?
1160
01:30:34,220 --> 01:30:36,882
Just admit the video is real!
1161
01:30:38,558 --> 01:30:40,139
I'd happily serve double my sentence
1162
01:30:40,143 --> 01:30:42,759
rather than see your face again.
1163
01:30:57,118 --> 01:30:58,574
Miss wilderspin!
1164
01:30:58,578 --> 01:31:00,910
Come on out, you old bint!
1165
01:31:05,543 --> 01:31:07,659
No! No! I'd rather make a run for it!
1166
01:31:07,671 --> 01:31:11,380
Come on! Come on... come on!
1167
01:31:14,094 --> 01:31:15,094
Come on!
1168
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:19,640
Where's the light?
1169
01:31:32,904 --> 01:31:34,064
What's all this?
1170
01:31:51,965 --> 01:31:53,546
Perhaps that's why I never
1171
01:31:53,550 --> 01:31:54,550
popped the question.
1172
01:31:54,968 --> 01:31:55,968
What question?
1173
01:31:58,179 --> 01:32:00,295
I heard you listening at the door once,
1174
01:32:00,306 --> 01:32:02,672
after I swished a couple of the lads.
1175
01:32:09,315 --> 01:32:12,182
I'd never stand for anything
1176
01:32:12,193 --> 01:32:17,233
the slightest bit risque, kinky...
1177
01:32:19,826 --> 01:32:21,737
If what?
1178
01:32:22,078 --> 01:32:24,285
If we... if we got married.
1179
01:32:29,586 --> 01:32:32,999
Bloody hell! There they are!
1180
01:32:39,471 --> 01:32:42,634
Ooh, did they rape you, luv?
1181
01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:03,616
Peter?
1182
01:33:09,793 --> 01:33:11,283
In mythology, even goddesses
1183
01:33:11,294 --> 01:33:13,706
ended up with unplanned pregnancies.
1184
01:33:17,050 --> 01:33:19,883
Maybe the clit ring was responsible.
1185
01:33:19,928 --> 01:33:20,928
The what ring?
1186
01:33:22,263 --> 01:33:24,379
Clit rings have made many women conceive
1187
01:33:24,432 --> 01:33:25,547
it's a mystic fact.
1188
01:33:26,559 --> 01:33:29,141
So I decided not to abort it.
1189
01:33:29,604 --> 01:33:31,936
I'm so pleased... as a Christian.
1190
01:33:33,066 --> 01:33:35,148
So am I... as a pagan.
1191
01:33:36,569 --> 01:33:38,230
I have my beliefs too, you know
1192
01:33:38,238 --> 01:33:39,478
the circle of life.
1193
01:33:39,906 --> 01:33:41,146
Would somebody mind telling me:
1194
01:33:41,199 --> 01:33:43,190
Is this my future grandchild
1195
01:33:43,201 --> 01:33:44,987
we're talking about?
1196
01:34:09,811 --> 01:34:12,177
Do lezzies produce milk, dad?
1197
01:34:12,355 --> 01:34:14,767
It's a natural response,
1198
01:34:14,816 --> 01:34:18,104
if a wom-on sees a baby and loves it.
1199
01:34:21,614 --> 01:34:23,855
Imagine if I started dribbling
1200
01:34:23,867 --> 01:34:25,232
right on stage.
1201
01:34:28,663 --> 01:34:30,949
That's what slaves are for.
1202
01:34:31,249 --> 01:34:32,614
One day,
1203
01:34:32,667 --> 01:34:35,909
I'm going to give you such a spanking!
1204
01:34:37,630 --> 01:34:39,962
Not in my lifetime, you won't.
1205
01:34:39,966 --> 01:34:41,422
Well then, don't get any ideas about
1206
01:34:41,426 --> 01:34:43,212
regular vanilla with me.
1207
01:34:44,721 --> 01:34:47,053
You're not talking to a slave. You're
1208
01:34:47,056 --> 01:34:49,092
talking to Tanya's manager, actually.
1209
01:34:50,685 --> 01:34:51,470
20k for one night,
1210
01:34:51,477 --> 01:34:53,638
but you've got to tone down your act.
1211
01:34:53,771 --> 01:34:54,977
Up his ass.
1212
01:34:56,608 --> 01:34:59,315
I'm sorry, but Tanya has her integrity.
1213
01:34:59,485 --> 01:35:00,485
Yeah.
1214
01:35:01,321 --> 01:35:02,321
Coo-eee!
1215
01:35:06,451 --> 01:35:08,407
She's had a lovely time, haven't you?
1216
01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:13,697
So, what kind of wom-on
1217
01:35:13,791 --> 01:35:15,452
are you going to grow up to be?
1218
01:35:19,380 --> 01:35:20,836
Look at the snow.
1219
01:35:23,509 --> 01:35:27,878
I love little pussy; Her coat is so warm
1220
01:35:27,889 --> 01:35:29,629
and if I don't hurt her,
1221
01:35:29,641 --> 01:35:31,677
she'll do me no harm.
1222
01:35:31,935 --> 01:35:35,427
Meow! Meow! Meow!
1223
01:35:35,605 --> 01:35:38,017
I'll sit by the fire...
1224
01:35:38,233 --> 01:35:40,224
And give her some food
1225
01:35:40,735 --> 01:35:44,068
and pussy will love me because I am good
1226
01:35:45,031 --> 01:35:48,023
meow! Meow! Meow!
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