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IN MOST CASES
THE ANTI-FUNGI CREAM WILL STOP
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THE ATHLET'S FOOT
FROM RECURRING.
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UNLESS OF COURSE A SECONDARY
YEAST INFECTION DEVELOPS.
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THE END.
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READ ME ANOTHER ONE,
UNCLE STEVE.
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OH, I TOO AS A TIGER, LOVED
DR THING'S GUIDE TO FUNGUS.
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GOOD LAD.
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HI, GUYS.
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OH, HOWDY DO THY, JUDY?
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SO, YOU GUY'S ARE HANGING
OUT TOGETHER?
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YEAH, WE'RE BEST BUD'S.
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RIGHT A ROONEY.
WELL, GOTTA DASH.
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I'M SPEAKING IN A PROTEST
MEETING, SAVE THE ROACHES.
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WHY DO YOU WANNA SAVE ROACHES?
THEY'RE DISGUSTING.
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JUDY, ROACHES ARE JUST
MISUNDERSTOOD.
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IN FACT ROACHES ARE HIGHLY
RESOURCEFUL.
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THEY CAN APPEAR ANYWHERE.
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OH.
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GOT YOU.
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* IT'S A RARE CONDITION *
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* IN THIS DAY AND AGE *
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* TO READ ANY GOOD NEWS
ON THE NEWSPAPER PAGE *
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* AND LOVE AND TRADITION
OF THE GRAND DESIGN *
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* SOME PEOPLE SAY
IS EVEN HARDER TO FIND *
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* WELL, THEN, THERE MUST BE
SOME MAGIC CLUE *
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* INSIDE THESE GENTLE WALLS *
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* 'CAUSE ALL I SEE
IS A TOWER OF DREAMS *
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* REAL LOVE BURSTIN'
OUT OF EVERY SEAM *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* WE'RE GONNA FILL OUR HOUSE
WITH HAPPINESS *
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* THE MOON MAY CRY *
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* BUT WE'LL SMOTHER THE BLUES
WITH TENDERNESS *
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* AS DAY'S GO BY *
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* THERE'S ROOM FOR YOU
ROOM FOR ME *
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* FOR GENTLE HEARTS
AND OPPORTUNITY *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* IT'S THE BIGGER LOVE
OF THE FAMILY *
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* DA-DA-DA-DA *
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* DA-DA, DA-DA *
[SNORT SNORT]
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* DA-DA-DA-DA *
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* DA-DA, DA-DA *
[SNORT SNORT]
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* DA-DA-DA-DA *
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* DA-DA, DA-DA *
[SNORT SNORT]
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* DA-DA-DA-DA *
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* DA-DA, DA-DA *
[SNORT SNORT]
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WELL, MY LITTLE
DAFFODIL,
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HOW DO YOU
LIKE YOUR GIFT?
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UH, STEVE...
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WHY DID YOU
GIVE ME THIS...
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THIS...
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THIS?
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BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
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LOVE YOU...
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LOVE YOU.
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IS DAD HOME?
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NO.
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IS MOM HOME?
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NO.
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OKAY, GOOD.
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I HAVE A FEW
MORE HOURS TO LIVE.
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WHAT'S WRONG, EDDO?
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I DENTED THE CAR.
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FOR LAND'S
SAKES ALIVE.
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A FEW MONTHS AGO
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YOU RAMMED THE CAR THROUGH
THE LIVING ROOM.
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AND NOW THIS.
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HOW IN SAM HILL DID
YOU EVER GET YOUR LICENSE?
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BEATS ME.
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HOW MUCH DAMAGE
DID YOU DO?
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I GOT AN ESTIMATE.
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800 BUCKS'.
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HOW WILL I GET
THAT KIND OF CASH?
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WHY NOT FESS UP?
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WHY DON'T YOU GET REAL?
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FINE, EDDIE, DO WHAT
YOU ALWAYS DO--
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FALL INTO A HOLE
AND DIG IT DEEPER.
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DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN IT TURNS
OUT TO BE YOUR GRAVE.
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HERE. PUT THIS ON
YOUR HEADSTONE.
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STEVE! STEVE!
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BY ANY CHANCE DO YOU HAVE
ANY SPARE CASH?
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GEE, EDDO, IF YOU'D ONLY
SCREWED UP YESTERDAY.
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THIS MORNING I SPENT
ALL MY MONEY
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ON A HIGH-POWERED
MICROSCOPE.
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I'M DYING TO SEE
WHAT I SNEEZE.
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CAN'T YOU TAKE IT BACK?
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ONCE IT LEAVES THE NOSE,
IT'S GONE FOR GOOD.
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NO, I MEANT--
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NEVER MIND.
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WELL, EDDO,
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IF YOU'RE DESPERATE
FOR CASH,
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YOU CAN ALWAYS...
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NAH.
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WHAT?
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I DO KNOW A QUICK WAY
YOU CAN MAKE...
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NAH.
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WHAT, STEVE?
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
TO MOM'S BAKERY?
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YEAH.
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THEY'VE GOT
KILLER COOKIES.
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THAT'S NOT ALL
THEY'VE GOT.
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MOM'S IS A FRONT FOR AN ILLEGAL
GAMBLING CASINO.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
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MY UNCLE CECIL USED TO PLAY
ROULETTE THERE.
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USED TO?
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DID HE LOSE
ALL HIS MONEY?
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AU CONTRAIRE,
MON FRERE.
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HE WON TOO MUCH.
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WHEREAS MOST PEOPLE
LOSE AT GAMBLING,
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WE URKELS POSSESS
A SIXTH SENSE.
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WHEN IT COMES
TO GAMES OF CHANCE,
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WE NEVER, EVER LOSE.
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LET'S GET OVER
TO THAT CASINO!
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YOU CAN HELP ME WIN THE MONEY
AND FIX THE CAR!
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EXCEPT FOR ONE
BIG PROBLEM--
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IT'S ILLEGAL.
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VERBOTEN.
A NO-NO.
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THAT'S TRUE, STEVE.
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BUT IT'S JUST THAT,
IF WE DID THIS TOGETHER,
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WE'D...
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NAH.
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WHAT?
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WELL, GUYS WHO TAKE RISKS
TOGETHER
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USUALLY END UP BECOMING REAL
GOOD FRIENDS.
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YOU KNOW,
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HANG OUT A LOT.
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BEST BUDS?
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EXACTLY.
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BUT, LIKE YOU SAID,
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IT'S ILLEGAL.
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THIS COULD BE
THE FIRST STEP
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ON A ROAD TO
THE LIFE OF CRIME.
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AW, WHAT THE HECK.
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SO YOU'LL DO IT, BUDDY?
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COUNT ME IN, PAL.
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GREAT. I'LL PICK YOU UP
AT 8:00 TONIGHT.
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I'LL BE READY, EDDIE.
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AH...
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AH...
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AH-CHOO!
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I'VE GOT TO HURRY HOME
AND LOOK AT THIS.
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[SOBBING]
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HOW WAS THE FUNERAL?
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BOO-HOO-HOO.
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NOW, RACHEL, CALM DOWN.
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I'M SORRY,
HARRIETTE.
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IT'S JUST SO SAD.
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I KNOW. I KNOW.
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AUNT CLOTILDA
WAS FAMILY.
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SHE WAS
OUR FLESH AND BLOOD.
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AND NOW...
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SHE'S G-GONE.
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I REALLY WISH
I'D MET HER.
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ME, TOO. ME, TOO.
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BUT, RACHEL, REMEMBER,
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AUNT CLOTILDA
WAS 94 YEARS OLD.
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SHE LIVED A LONG,
FULL LIFE.
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HOW DID SHE DIE?
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SHE WAS AT THE SENIOR
CITIZENS' CENTER
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AND SHE COLLAPSED WHILE LEADING
A GAME OF "SIMON SAYS."
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HA HA HA.
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HA HA HA.
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I'M SORRY.
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WHEN THE PARAMEDICS
GOT THERE,
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THEY THOUGHT 67 PEOPLE
HAD DIED.
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BOO-HOO-HOO.
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RACHEL.
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EXCUSE ME,
BUT WHAT'S THIS?
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THAT'S
AUNT CLOTILDA.
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SHE ASKED
TO BE CREMATED
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AND HAVE HER ASHES SCATTERED
OVER LAKE MICHIGAN.
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WE'RE RENTING
A BOAT TONIGHT.
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SHE DOESN'T HAVE
OTHER RELATIVES?
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ONLY AN OLDER SISTER,
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BUT SHE POPPED
A KNEECAP
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DURING THE
"SIMON SAYS" FIASCO.
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WE BETTER START
MAKING THE ARRANGEMENTS.
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MOTHER WINSLOW,
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MAYBE YOU COULD HELP
RACHEL WITH SOME TEA.
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MOTHER WINSLOW.
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WHAT?
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WHEN YOU...
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WHEN YOU...
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BITE THE BIG ONE?
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RIGHT.
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WOULD YOU RATHER BE BURIED
OR CREMATED?
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SURPRISE ME.
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OHH,
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BOO-HOO-HOO.
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HI, I'M HOME.
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HEY, WHAT DO WE
HAVE HERE,
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NEW CANDY JAR?
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HEY, DAD.
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OH, DON'T--
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LOOK WHAT
YOU MADE ME DO.
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SORRY, DAD.
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I GOT ASHES ALL OVER
THE NEW CANDY JAR.
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AND INSIDE, TOO.
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[KNOCK ON WALL]
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YEAH?
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UH, WE'RE HERE
TO GAMBLE.
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WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?
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OH, RIGHT.
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ROSES ARE RED.
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VIOLETS ARE BLUE.
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SUGAR IS SWEET.
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BUT...
NOT...
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AS...
SWEET...
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00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,328
AS...
YOU.
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THANKS FOR
THE BEAR CLAW, MOM.
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ANYTIME,
SWEETIE.
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HEY, YOU OWE
ME A BUCK.
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00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,424
STEVE, LOOK AT
THIS PLACE.
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MAYBE WE'RE IN
OVER OUR HEADS.
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YEAH, MAYBE,
BUT WE'RE STUCK.
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00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,497
HOW COME?
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I FORGOT THE
PASSWORD TO GET OUT.
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LOOK, JUST PRETEND
LIKE WE BELONG HERE,
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KIND OF LIKE WHAT
I DO IN MY HOUSE.
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YOU REALLY NEED A CABIN
CRUISER FOR THREE HOURS?
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IF YOU'RE GOING TO COMPLAIN,
ABOUT HOW EXPENSIVE THIS IS
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YOU CAN STAY HOME.
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OH. ALRIGHT.
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YOU'LL
STOP COMPLAINING?
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00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,293
NO. I'LL STAY HOME.
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00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,062
YOU GOT TO GO
DOWN TO THE MORTUARY
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AND PICK UP AUNT
MOFLOPPY ANYWAY.
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THOSE PLACES GIVE ME
THE HEEBIE-JEEBIES.
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WE DON'T HAVE TO GET
AUNT CLOTILDA.
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SHE'S
RIGHT HERE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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ISN'T THAT
A CANDY JAR?
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NO. IT'S AN URN.
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00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,255
AN URN?
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YEAH. AUNT CLOTILDA
IS IN THERE.
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WHAT?
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00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,296
HER ASHES
ARE IN HERE.
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OH, NO.
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OH, MAN.
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00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,303
OH, NO.
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00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,771
WHAT'S WRONG?
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00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,473
IT JUST HIT ME.
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I SUDDENLY REALIZED
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JUST HOW MUCH AUNT
CLOBUBBA MEANT TO ME.
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00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,449
CLOTILDA.
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00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:06,453
CLOTILDA. CLOBUBBA. THE POINT
IS, SHE'S GONE.
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REALLY, REALLY GONE.
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00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,324
UH...
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00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,960
I'VE CHANGED
MY MIND.
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00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,862
I WANT
TO GO WITH YOU
250
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,864
AND PAY MY RESPECTS.
251
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,231
YOU LADIES GO AHEAD.
252
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,434
I NEED A MOMENT ALONE
WITH...WITH THIS.
253
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,053
OH. OH. OH.
254
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,300
LORD.
255
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,236
LORD, FORGIVE ME
256
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,138
IF I COME UP
A FOOT SHORT.
257
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,378
SORRY.
258
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,025
STEVE, IT'S
BEEN A HALF-HOUR
259
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,827
AND WE HAVEN'T
PLAYED ANYTHING.
260
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,229
ACTUALLY, EDDIE,
261
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,365
I'M JUST NOT QUITE
SURE WHAT TO DO.
262
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,100
WAIT. YOU TOLD ME
263
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:30,570
THAT ALL URKELS POSSESS A SIXTH
SENSE FOR GAMBLING.
264
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,206
YES, ALTHOUGH I NEVER HAD
AN OPPORTUNITY
265
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,475
TO TEST
THAT ABILITY OUT.
266
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,345
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME
UNTIL IT KICKS IN.
267
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,314
HOW LONG?
268
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,549
IT JUST KICKED IN.
269
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,021
OH.
270
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,094
FOCUSING ENERGY.
271
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,298
AH...NOTHING.
272
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,441
UH...
273
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,746
NOTHING.
274
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,615
WHOA, MAMMA!
275
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,918
EDDIE.
276
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,520
THIS IS THE ONE.
277
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,754
FEED THIS BABY.
278
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,223
OKAY.
279
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,265
HO, HO, HO, HO.
280
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,901
STEVE, WE HIT
THE JACKPOT.
281
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,369
YEAH.
282
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,172
A GUY COULD GET
USED TO THIS.
283
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,842
* MAMMA'S IN THE PARLOR,
DADDY'S IN THE DEN *
284
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:46,246
* LITTLE BABY SUSAN
IS SPITTIN' UP AGAIN *
285
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,680
* DOG'S AT THE VET *
286
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,249
* KITTY'S UP A TREE *
287
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:52,385
* ME AND MY HAMSTER
ARE PLAYIN' MONOPOLY *
288
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,054
* GRANDPA'S
IN THE ATTIC *
289
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,288
* GRANDMA'S
IN THE DEN *
290
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,656
* GOTTA MAKE
SOME MONEY-- *
291
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,191
SHOOT!
SHOOT!
292
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,193
SHOOTING.
293
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,730
7 THE WINNER!
294
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,368
7. YOU GOT 7!
295
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,039
I KNEW YOU COULD
DO IT, STEVE!
296
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,440
OH. OOH. OOH.
297
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,408
IT'S YOUR BET, SIR.
298
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,677
LET IT RIDE!
299
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,780
STEVE! STEVE! STEVE!
300
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,649
STEVE! STEVE! STEVE!
301
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,451
STEVE! STEVE! STEVE!
302
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,752
STEVE! STEVE! STEVE!
303
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,886
STEVE! STEVE! STEVE.
304
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,321
4 THE WINNER!
305
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,293
THANK YOU.
306
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:37,230
NO. THANK YOU.
307
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,798
STEVE.
308
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,667
RELAX.
309
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:41,734
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
310
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,470
HOW MUCH
HAVE WE WON?
311
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,338
32 GRAND.
312
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:48,075
OOH.
OOH.
313
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,776
THANKS.
THANKS.
314
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,046
AH! 32 GRAND!
315
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,014
32 GRAND!
316
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,850
NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
317
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,686
IT'S STILL YOUR BET.
318
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,754
LET HER RIDE!
319
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:07,694
HE'S KIDDING.
320
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,696
WE'RE GOING HOME.
321
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,064
EDDIE, RELAX.
322
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,299
FOR THE LAST TIME,
323
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,834
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING,
AND I MEAN NOTHING,
324
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,903
CAN STOP US NOW.
325
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,138
FREEZE!
326
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,872
THIS IS A RAID.
327
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,608
EXCEPT THAT.
328
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:30,317
RACHEL, TRY TO
CONTROL YOURSELF.
329
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,851
I WILL.
330
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,253
I WILL.
331
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,787
IT'S OVER NOW,
RACHEL.
332
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:37,357
AUNT CLOTILDA'S
AT PEACE.
333
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,058
I KNOW.
334
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,127
I KNOW.
335
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,028
UH, HARRIETTE.
336
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,730
CAN I SPEAK TO YOU?
337
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,165
ALONE.
338
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,635
WHAT IS IT, CARL?
339
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,605
WELL, I'VE, UH...
340
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,775
I GOT A LITTLE
CONFESSION TO MAKE.
341
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,810
MAYBE YOU BETTER
SIT DOWN.
342
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,512
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
THIS TIME?
343
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:06,586
HE HE HE HE HE HE!
344
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,589
HARRIETTE.
345
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:10,757
DARLING.
346
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:11,924
SWEETHEART.
347
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,161
HONEY BUNCH.
348
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,762
SPIT IT OUT, CARL.
349
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,797
OKAY HERE GOES.
350
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,032
WELL, WE DIDN'T REALLY
SPREAD YOUR AUNT'S ASHES
351
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,034
OVER LAKE MICHIGAN
TONIGHT.
352
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,836
CARL, I WAS THERE.
353
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:24,937
I SAW IT.
354
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,639
I KNOW. I KNOW.
355
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,575
WE SPREAD SOME ASHES,
356
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,444
BUT THEY WEREN'T
YOUR AUNT CLOTILDA'S.
357
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,213
AT LEAST
NOT ALL OF THEM.
358
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,549
WELL, THEN,
WHOSE ASHES WERE THEY?
359
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,452
AUNT PRESTO LOG'S.
360
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,858
WELL, WE--WE--WE--
MAY HAVE FLOATED
361
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,527
PARTS OF
AUNT CLOTILDA.
362
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:48,695
BUT WHICH PART,
363
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:52,165
WELL, ONLY THE GOOD LORD
CAN SIFT THAT OUT.
364
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,102
WHERE'S
THE REST OF HER?
365
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,171
RIGHT OVER THERE
IN THAT HEFTY BAG.
366
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,848
HARRIETTE, IT WAS ALL
A CRAZY ACCIDENT.
367
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,517
I FEEL TERRIBLE.
368
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,119
I WANT TO MAKE IT
UP TO YOU.
369
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,921
HOW?
370
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,789
WELL...
371
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,124
I KNOW.
372
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,959
I'LL POP FOR
ANOTHER BOAT RENTAL,
373
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,728
AND WE'LL ALL GO
THROW THE BAG OVER.
374
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,263
HUH? SOUNDS GOOD?
375
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,731
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
376
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,400
I'LL GET THAT. YOU'VE HAD
A ROUGH DAY.
377
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,602
NOT AS ROUGH
AS AUNT CLOTILDA.
378
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,007
HELLO.
379
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:36,409
EDWARD.
380
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,646
SURE. I GOT A MOMENT.
WHAT'S UP?
381
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,248
YOU'RE WHERE?
382
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,284
CARL, WHAT'S WRONG?
383
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,919
EDWARD IS IN JAIL.
384
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,087
WHAT HAPPENED?
385
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,623
HE AND STEVE GOT
BUSTED FOR GAMBLING.
386
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:01,334
EDWARD, STOP LOOKING AROUND
FOR STEVE.
387
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,836
HE'S HAVING THIS SAME DISCUSSION
WITH HIS FATHER.
388
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,774
LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
389
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,909
YOU DENTED THE CAR.
390
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,878
THEN INSTEAD
OF ADMITTING IT,
391
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,814
YOU GOT YOURSELF INVOLVED
IN GAMBLING.
392
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,783
DOES THAT COVER IT?
393
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,217
YES, SIR.
394
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,688
SIT DOWN, EDWARD.
395
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:32,599
EDWARD
ARTHUR WINSLOW.
396
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,468
SON, I AM
ASHAMED OF YOU.
397
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,704
WHEN YOU
MAKE A MISTAKE,
398
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:38,938
YOU FESS UP TO IT.
399
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:42,174
TRYING TO COVER IT UP ONLY
MAKES THINGS WORSE.
400
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,977
YES, SIR.
401
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,713
BUT APPARENTLY,
402
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:47,747
YOU SEEM TO WANT
403
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,216
TO LEARN THESE THINGS
THE HARD WAY.
404
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,718
WELL, SO BE IT.
405
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,287
YOU'RE GROUNDED
FOR THREE WEEKS.
406
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,755
AND...
407
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,056
STAY AWAY FROM MY CAR
408
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,258
UNTIL IT LEARNS
SELF-DEFENSE.
409
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,861
OKAY HIT THE SACK.
410
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:08,435
WELL, THAT'S
TAKEN CARE OF.
411
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,641
LET ME
GET THIS STRAIGHT.
412
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:20,580
YOU DUMPED ONE OF MY RELATIVES
IN A HEFTY BAG.
413
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,451
THEN INSTEAD
OF ADMITTING IT,
414
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:27,286
YOU LET US SPREAD A LOG
ON LAKE MICHIGAN.
415
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,690
DOES THAT
ABOUT COVER IT?
416
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,359
YES, MA'AM.
417
00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:36,596
SIT DOWN, CARL.
418
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,503
CARL...
419
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:54,313
CARL OTIS WINSLOW,
420
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,616
I'M ASHAMED OF YOU.
421
00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,418
WHEN YOU
MAKE A MISTAKE,
422
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,019
FESS UP TO IT.
423
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:03,456
TRYING TO COVER UP ONLY
MAKES THINGS WORSE.
424
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,226
YES, MA'AM.
425
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:09,295
BUT APPARENTLY,
426
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,463
YOU SEEM TO WANT
427
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,099
TO LEARN THESE THINGS
THE HARD WAY.
428
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,934
SO BE IT.
429
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,939
YOU'RE TAKING ME TO DINNER
TO CHEZ JOSEPHINE'S.
430
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:20,973
YES, MA'AM.
431
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,110
OKAY
432
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,144
LET'S HIT THE SACK.
433
00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:26,913
YES, MA'AM.
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