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* SLEIGH BELLS RING,
ARE YOU LISTENING? *
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* IN THE LANE,
SNOW IS GLISTENING *
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LAURA, YOU'RE SURE IN
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
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IT'S MY FAVORITE
TIME OF YEAR.
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MINE, TOO. PEOPLE SEEM
FRIENDLIER AND HAPPIER.
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BEST OF ALL,
THE URKEL FAMILY
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LEAVES TOWN
FOR TWO WEEKS.
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AHH!
AHH!
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* SLEIGH BELLS RING,
ARE YOU LISTENING? *
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* IN THE LANE,
SNOW IS GLISTENING *
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* A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT,
WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT *
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* WALKING IN
A WINTER... *
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* WONDER...LAND *
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* IT'S A RARE CONDITION *
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* IN THIS DAY AND AGE *
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* TO READ ANY GOOD NEWS
ON THE NEWSPAPER PAGE *
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* AND LOVE AND TRADITION
OF THE GRAND DESIGN *
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* SOME PEOPLE SAY
IS EVEN HARDER TO FIND *
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* WELL, THEN, THERE MUST BE
SOME MAGIC CLUE *
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* INSIDE THESE GENTLE WALLS *
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* 'CAUSE ALL I SEE
IS A TOWER OF DREAMS *
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* REAL LOVE BURSTIN'
OUT OF EVERY SEAM *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* WE'RE GONNA FILL OUR HOUSE
WITH HAPPINESS *
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* THE MOON MAY CRY *
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* WE'RE GONNA SMOTHER THE BLUES
WITH TENDERNESS *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* THERE'S ROOM FOR YOU
ROOM FOR ME *
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* FOR GENTLE HEARTS
AN OPPORTUNITY *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* IT'S THE BIGGER LOVE
OF THE FAMILY *
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STEVE, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
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SPREADING CHRISTMAS CHEER,
MY LITTLE CANDY CANE.
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YOU TOLD ME YOUR FAMILY
WAS GOING TO HAWAII
FOR TWO WEEKS.
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MY PARENTS WENT ALONE
TO RENEW THEIR VOWS.
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SECOND HONEYMOON?
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NO, THEIR RENEWING VOWS
NOT TO HAVE
ANY MORE CHILDREN.
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LUCKY ME, I GET
TO SPEND CHRISTMAS
WITH UNCLE CECIL.
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WASN'T HE BUSTED FOR
OPERATING AN UNLICENSED
HOT TUB CLUB?
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HE BEAT THAT RAP
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WITH POLAROIDS
OF THE JUDGE
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TICKLING THE BAILIFF
WITH A RUBBER DUCKIE.
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SO YOU'LL BE AROUND
ALL CHRISTMAS VACATION?
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YEP.
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WOW...
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BY SHEER
COINCIDENCE,
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WE JUST HAPPEN TO
BE STANDING UNDER
SOME MISTLETOE.
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LET US HONOR TRADITION
WITH A KISS.
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HEY!
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CARL...
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RICHIE WANTS
A FREDDY TEDDY
FOR CHRISTMAS.
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A WHAT?
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A BATTERY-OPERATED BEAR
THAT MOVES HIS MOUTH,
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BLINKS HIS EYES,
AND TELLS STORIES.
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SOUNDS LIKE THE GUY
I WENT OUT WITH LAST WEEK.
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EXCEPT HIS BATTERY'S
WENT DEAD.
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ANYWAY, IT'S THE ONLY TOY
LITTLE RICHIE WANTS
FOR CHRISTMAS.
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HE HAS WRITTEN TO
SANTA CLAUS SIX TIMES
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IN CASE THE FIRST FIVE LETTERS
GET LOST IN THE MAIL.
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SO WHAT IS IT?
YOU NEED SOME MONEY?
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IS FUDDY DUDDY
EXPENSIVE?
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FREDDY TEDDY.
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NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
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I'VE BEEN TO EVERY
TOY STORE IN TOWN,
AND THEY'RE ALL SOLD OUT.
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THE TOY COMPANIES
DELIBERATELY
CREATE A SHORTAGE,
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WHICH INCREASES DEMAND,
WHICH SHOOTS UP
THEIR PROFITS.
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RACHEL..
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THEY DON'T GIVE A HOOT
ABOUT THE CUSTOMER.
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IT'S JUST
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.
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IT JUST
BURNS MY BOOTS.
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RACHEL.
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I'M CALLING
MY CONGRESSMAN.
NO, THE SENATOR.
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FORGET THAT--
THE PRESIDENT!
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I'LL CALL AL MUSHMAN.
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OH...WHO?
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AL MUSHMAN,
OUR EQUIPMENT
SUPPLY OFFICER.
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HE CAN FIND ANYTHING.
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IF THERE'S A FUNKY FRANKIE
WITHIN 500 SQUARE MILES--
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FREDDY TEDDY.
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WHATEVER.
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MUSHMAN WILL KNOW
WHERE IT IS.
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CARL.
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IS AL MUSHMAN CUTE?
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HE'S ALRIGHT.
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IS HE SINGLE?
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YEAH.
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AND HE CAN FIND ANYTHING?
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RIGHT, MAMA.
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TELL HIM HE CAN FIND ME
HERE TONIGHT AT 8 O'CLOCK.
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00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:09,910
OH, MOM, LOOK.
I FOUND THE ORNAMENT
GRANDMA BAKER GAVE ME.
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OH, IT'S SO PRETTY.
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IT'S ALMOST AS OLD
AS I AM.
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LET'S SEE,
THAT MEANS IT'S--
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YEP...
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ALMOST 21 YEARS OLD.
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GOSH, YOU GUYS ARE
THE PERFECT FAMILY.
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LOOK HOW YOU'VE
DECKED THESE HALLS.
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THANK YOU, STEVE.
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YOU PUT THE MERRY
IN CHRISTMAS,
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THE NO IN NOEL,
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THE SP...
IN SPIRIT.
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JUDY, COME UP
TO THE ATTIC.
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WE FORGOT
THE TREE SKIRT.
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HAVE I MENTIONED THAT
I'D LIKE A CD PLAYER?
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JUDY,
GIVE IT A REST.
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PSST...
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WHOA...OH.
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GUESS WHAT?
I'M ASKING SANTA
FOR A FREDDY TEDDY.
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REALLY? HAVE YOU BEEN
GOOD THIS YEAR?
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I HAD A PRETTY GOOD
AUGUST.
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THAT'S A KEY MONTH.
YOU'LL GET FREDDY TEDDY.
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THANKS,
UNCLE STEVE.
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UNCLE STEVE...
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AHH...
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I JUST LOVE CHILDREN.
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THEY'RE STILL YOUNG
ENOUGH TO RESPECT ME.
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STEVE, YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE TOLD RICHIE
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SANTA WOULD BRING HIM
A FREDDY TEDDY.
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WHY IN HEAVEN'S NAME NOT?
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AUNT RACHEL'S
HAVING TROUBLE
FINDING ONE.
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WHY IS SHE EVEN TRYING?
THAT'S SANTA'S JOB.
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UH...
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
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ABOUT WHAT?
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STEVE, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU STILL BELIEVE
IN SANTA CLAUS?
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OF COURSE.
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BUT STEVE, UH,
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HASN'T ANYONE
EVER TOLD YOU
THAT HE'S NOT REAL?
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WELL, I'VE HEARD RUMORS,
BUT I TRY TO IGNORE
VICIOUS GOSSIP.
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YOU KNOW...
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THERE'S EVEN
AN UGLY RUMOR
FLOATING AROUND
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THAT I'M A NERD.
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STEVE, THERE IS
NO SANTA C--
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SHH.
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HE MIGHT HEAR YOU.
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STEVE, HE'S RIGHT.
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YOU, TOO, LAURA?
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YOU'VE SWALLOWED
THIS BILGE WATER?
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HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR
ONE GUY TO DELIVER TOYS
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TO EVERY KID
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
IN ONE NIGHT?
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WELL, IT'S A MIRACLE, LAURA.
YOU DON'T ANALYZE MIRACLES,
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YOU JUST
BELIEVE IN THEM.
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OH, PLEASE.
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HOW CAN I SHOW YOU
THAT THERE REALLY IS
A SANTA?
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OH!
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AH!
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WELL, I KNOW!
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I'LL WRITE DOWN
WHAT I WANT
FOR CHRISTMAS.
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THEN I'LL SEAL IT
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AND MAIL IT TO YOU
BY REGISTERED MAIL.
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WE'LL OPEN IT
CHRISTMAS MORNING
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AND SEE IF I GOT
WHAT I WANTED.
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GOOD IDEA.
IN FACT...
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WHY DON'T YOU
RUN HOME NOW
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AND GET STARTED
ON THAT NOTE?
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I'M LICKETY-SPLITTING.
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STEVE!
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DID I DO THAT?
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STEVE, YOU BROKE
MY FAVORITE ORNAMENT.
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LAURA, I'LL BUY YOU
ANOTHER ONE.
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YOU CAN'T.
IT'S AN ANTIQUE.
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IT'S AS OLD
AS MY MOTHER.
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OH, WELL,
GEE, I'M SORRY.
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YOU'RE ALWAYS SORRY.
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I DON'T
WANT YOU OVER HERE
CHRISTMAS MORNING.
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I DON'T WANT YOU
HERE EVER AGAIN.
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THEN THAT WILL BE
MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT
TO YOU.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, LAURA.
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HURRY UP.
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HOW MANY OF YOU ARE HERE
FOR A FREDDY TEDDY?
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I AM.
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THEN THE PRICE
JUST WENT UP TO $90.
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$90! OH, MY GOD.
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MA'AM, I'M GOING TO
HAVE TO CALL THIS IN.
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AW.
AW.
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HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN WAITING, SIR?
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ALMOST 3 1/2 HOURS,
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AND I DROVE
50 MILES TO GET HERE.
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OH, MY GOODNESS.
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WHAT WE GO THROUGH
FOR OUR CHILDREN
AND GRANDCHILDREN.
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TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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IT'S WORTH IT, THOUGH,
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TO SEE
THEIR LITTLE FACES
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LIGHT UP WITH JOY
ON CHRISTMAS MORNING.
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00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,907
RIGHT.
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00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,983
AFTER ALL,
WE LOVE OUR KIDS,
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00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:20,353
AND LOVE IS WHAT
CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT.
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YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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FINALLY.
ONE FREDDY TEDDY, PLEASE.
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I'M SORRY, FOLKS,
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00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,506
BUT THIS IS
THE LAST FREDDY TEDDY.
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00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:40,674
WHAT?
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COME ON.
193
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,813
BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!
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00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,716
I'M SORRY,
BUT WE'RE SOLD OUT.
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00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:51,184
THIS BOHUNK
BUTTED IN LINE.
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00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:53,787
I DID NOT!
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00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,355
OH, YES, HE DID!
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00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,590
NOW THAT'S MY
FREDDY TEDDY!
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WAIT JUST A MINUTE!
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00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,062
DIDN'T HE BUTT IN LINE?
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00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:03,764
YEP. SO DID YOU.
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00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,999
THAT'S
MY FREDDY TEDDY!
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00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,435
THIS IS NOT YOURS!
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
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00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,004
DON'T DO THAT!
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00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:14,441
POLICEMAN IN DISTRESS!
I NEED BACKUP!
I NEED BACKUP!
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00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,409
HELP!
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00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:20,213
OH, OH, OH, NO.
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00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,614
HELP! OH.
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00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,917
OH, OH, NO!
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HI, MOM.
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00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,535
HELLO.
FINISH YOUR SHOPPING?
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00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,037
YEAH.
THE MALL WAS MOBBED.
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00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,606
THE STORES
ONLY HAD STUFF LEFT
THAT NOBODY WANTS.
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00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,242
WHERE'S JUDY'S
COMPACT DISC?
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00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:55,382
WILLARD SCOTT SINGS
HIS FAVORITE CAMP SONGS?
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WELL, THAT'S ALL
THEY HAD.
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OOH, LOOK.
BRYANT GUMBEL
SINGS BACKUP.
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00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,460
OH, WHAT'S
THE MATTER, HONEY?
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00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,630
WELL...
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00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,066
I GUESS I'M FEELING
A LITTLE GUILTY.
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00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,467
ABOUT WHAT?
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00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,770
THE WAY I TREATED STEVE.
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00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:20,573
WHEN HE BROKE
MY ORNAMENT,
I JUST...FREAKED.
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00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,877
OH, HONEY,
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:27,414
STEVE CAN'T SEEM
TO HELP BEING CLUMSY.
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00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,849
I KNOW.
WHEN HE WAS A BABY,
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00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,384
I BET
HIS FIRST WORDS WERE,
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00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,987
"DID I DO THAT?"
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00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,227
SO YOU WANT TO
APOLOGIZE?
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00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,129
NO.
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00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,932
BUT I GUESS
I SHOULD, HUH?
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EARLIER, I HEARD HIM
SINGING IN HIS BASEMENT.
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EITHER THAT, OR SOMEBODY'S
TORTURING A CAT.
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00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:01,714
* HAVE MYSELF
A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS *
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00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,651
* MAKE THE YULETIDE
BRIGHT *
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00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,119
* FROM NOW ON *
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00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:10,323
* MY TROUBLES WILL BE
OUT OF SIGHT *
238
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,002
WELL, MY TREE IS UP.
239
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,409
WHAT DO I DO NOW?
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00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,777
I KNOW.
241
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,713
I'LL COUNT
MY CHRISTMAS CARDS AGAIN.
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ONE.
243
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,254
NOW I'LL READ IT.
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00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,558
"WARMEST HOLIDAY
GREETINGS
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FROM ALL YOUR FRIENDS
AT THE ALLERGY INSTITUTE."
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00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,865
[DING]
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00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,434
OH, CHRISTMAS DINNER
IS READY.
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00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,616
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,683
WHO IS IT?
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00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:11,818
LAURA.
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00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:12,819
OH, WOW.
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00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,022
UH, JUST A MINUTE.
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00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,673
HELLO, STEVE.
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00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,043
OH, LAURA,
MY CHRISTMAS COOKIE.
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00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,844
WHY, YOU LOOK PRETTIER
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00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,914
THAN A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE.
257
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,815
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
258
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,985
WEREN'T YOU GOING TO
YOUR UNCLE CECIL'S?
259
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,020
OH, WELL,
HE GOT ARRESTED.
260
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,690
OH. WHAT HAPPENED?
261
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,459
HE DRANK EGGNOG,
262
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,963
PUT ON HIS STOCKING CAP,
AND WENT CAROLING.
263
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,164
WELL, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THAT?
264
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,933
ALL HE HAD ON
WAS HIS STOCKING CAP.
265
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:08,608
SO YOU'RE SPENDING
CHRISTMAS ALL ALONE?
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00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:09,676
YEP.
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00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,146
YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP.
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00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,547
ARE YOU
OKAY?
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00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,648
WHY, SURE.
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00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:18,285
I'VE GOT MY CHRISTMAS TREE,
MY CHRISTMAS CARD
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00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:21,121
AND, HEY,
A CHRISTMAS DINNER.
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00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,425
LOOK, STEVE,
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M SAYING THIS,
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00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:28,461
BUT WOULD YOU
SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE
AT OUR HOUSE?
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00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,565
WITH YOU?
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00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,433
YES.
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00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,602
AND YOUR FAMILY?
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00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:36,336
YES.
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00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,270
OH.
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00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:40,607
YOU MEAN ACTUALLY
INSIDE YOUR HOUSE?
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00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,409
YES.
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00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,411
OH! OH.
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00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,279
MAYBE YOU CAN
STAY OVERNIGHT.
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00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,081
OH! OH!
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00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,449
STEVE, SIT DOWN.
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00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:50,783
OH! OH!
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00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,619
UH!
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00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,887
LAURA?
YEAH?
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00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,125
I'VE FALLEN,
AND I CAN'T GET UP.
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00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:24,984
OH!
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00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,454
OH, BOY.
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00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,821
OH, BOY.
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00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,557
OH, OH, BOY!
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00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,395
WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
SANTA CAME!
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00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:38,065
EVERYBODY WAKE UP!
IT'S CHRISTMAS!
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00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,735
* DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH *
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00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,372
* O'ER THE FIELDS WE GO,
LAUGHING ALL THE WAY *
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00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,574
* HA HA [SNORT]
DA DA DA DA DA *
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00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:54,314
WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
WAKE UP! IT'S CHRISTMAS!
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00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,984
DID SANTA COME?
DID SANTA COME?
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00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,387
HE SURE DID.
LOOK, LOOK.
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00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,455
WOW, WE REALLY
CLEANED UP.
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00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,490
YEAH.
303
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,596
CARL, WHAT IN SAM HILL
TOOK YOU SO LONG?
304
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,398
WHAT TIME IS IT?
305
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,400
5:30 A.M.
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00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,601
GOOD NIGHT.
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00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,473
OH! OH, YEAH!
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00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,475
EXCUSE ME.
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00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,077
EXCUSE ME.
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00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,312
HA HA HA!
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00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,481
COFFEE'S ON.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYBODY!
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00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,682
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,619
AND, CARL,
THANK YOU
FOR MY TRUMPET.
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00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,287
WELL, HEY.
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00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,161
YAY!
WHOO!
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00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,165
A CD PLAYER!
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00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:48,868
LOOK OUT!
I'M MUSICALLY
ARMED AND DANGEROUS.
318
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:52,205
WHOA! CHECK OUT
MY NEW BOOM BOX.
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00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,808
HEY, PLEASE
TELL ME WE GOT THEM
HEADPHONES, TOO.
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00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,076
THANK GOD.
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00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,847
HEY, GUYS, LOOK AT ME.
I'M STYLING.
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00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,750
WHOO!
WHOO!
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00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,789
HERE, STEVE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,224
THANK YOU, LAURA.
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00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,526
OH, THIS IS FOR YOU.
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00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,897
WOW! A WALLET!
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00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,600
OOH, AND GENUINE CANVAS.
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00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,137
OH, THANK YOU, SWEETUMS.
329
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:27,106
I'LL PUT YOUR PICTURE
AND TAPE IT TO MY HEART.
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00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,041
THAT'S NOT NECESSARY,
STEVE.
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00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:34,080
OH, YES, IT IS.
THAT'S WHERE I ALWAYS
KEEP MY WALLET.
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00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,415
YOU LEARN A FEW TRICKS
333
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,818
WHEN YOU'VE BEEN SHAKEN
DOWN FOR MILK MONEY.
334
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,623
WHAT'S THIS?
335
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,658
OH, NO.
336
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,195
OH, YES.
337
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:51,631
YOUR VERY OWN
STEVE URKEL DOLL.
338
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,667
I MADE IT MYSELF.
339
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:58,571
NOW YOU'LL ALWAYS
HAVE ME WITH YOU.
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00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,474
WELL, GO AHEAD,
PULL THE STRING.
341
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,511
DID I DO THAT?
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00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,180
STEVE,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE,
343
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,583
AND, UH, I CAN'T
EMPHASIZE THAT ENOUGH.
344
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,922
HA HA HA [SNORT SNORT].
345
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,761
I'VE FALLEN,
AND I CAN'T GET UP.
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00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,100
RICHIE, SWEETHEART.
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00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,638
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
THE BIKE SANTA BROUGHT YOU?
ISN'T IT HOT?
348
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:35,742
YEAH, IT'S GREAT,
BUT I REALLY LIKE
IS MY FREDDY TEDDY.
349
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,612
UH, WHAT FREDDY TEDDY?
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00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,649
THIS FREDDY TEDDY.
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00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:44,851
CARL?
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00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:45,952
I DIDN'T GET IT.
353
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,887
ME, NEITHER.
354
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,456
STEVE, DID YOU GET IT?
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00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,790
NOT ME.
356
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,062
OH, COME ON, WHERE DID IT
COME FROM?
357
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:59,532
SANTA BROUGHT IT,
RIGHT, UNCLE STEVE?
358
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:02,269
WELL, NONE OF US DID.
IT HAD TO BE SANTA.
359
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,139
BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
360
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,876
MY GOODNESS, STILL
THE DOUBTING EDDO.
361
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,644
YOU WANT MORE PROOF?
362
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,681
OPEN THAT LETTER I SENT
BY REGISTERED MAIL.
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00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,250
LET'S SEE IF STEVE
GOT WHAT HE WANTED.
364
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,822
HERE IT IS.
365
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,428
"DEAREST LAURA
AND DOUBTING EDDO,
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00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,363
"TO PROVE
THERE IS A SANTA,
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00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,300
"I'LL ASK HIM FOR AN
IMPOSSIBLE PRESENT--
368
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:39,171
"TO SPEND CHRISTMAS
WITH MY FAVORITE PEOPLE
IN THE WORLD--
369
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,773
THE WINSLOWS."
370
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,648
THANKS, SANTA.
371
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,753
OH, I LOVE THIS SONG.
372
00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:02,395
* HAVE YOURSELF
A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS *
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00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,831
* LET YOUR HEARTS BE LIGHT *
374
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:12,271
* FROM NOW ON OUR TROUBLES
WILL BE OUT OF SIGHT *
375
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:21,581
* THROUGH THE YEARS,
WE ALL WILL BE TOGETHER *
376
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:25,852
* IF THE FATES ALLOW *
377
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:31,791
* HANG A SHINING STAR
UPON THE HIGHEST BOUGH *
378
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,630
* AND HAVE YOURSELF *
379
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:42,769
* A MERRY LITTLE
CHRISTMAS NOW *
380
00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,340
* OH, YEAH *
381
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:05,725
* BOM BOM BOM *
382
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:06,826
* AAH *
383
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:07,994
* BOM BOM BOM *
384
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,996
* AAH *
385
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,532
* AAH *
386
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:21,207
* HAVE YOURSELF
A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS *
387
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:25,177
* MAKE THE YULETIDE BRIGHT *
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00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:28,247
* HAVE A MERRY LITTLE *
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00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:31,350
* CHRISTMAS NOW *
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