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Aunt rachel,
Could you please hurry up?
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Somebody might see me
Like this.
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Stand still.
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Besides, you look
Kind of cute.
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That's it.
I'm taking this thing off.
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Your mother wants to wear this
Tonight. I'll be done.
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The dress is bad enough. But
This push up bra is killing me.
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Oww!
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Oh. Sorry.
It's just a little pin.
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Darn. That was
The last one.
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Don't move.
I'll be right back.
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Edward.
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Dad.
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Son, I think it's time
We had a little talk.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you,
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Mom, we got to talk.
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Clean your room.
Talk later.
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I want my room
As I like it.
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That room belongs
To your father and me.
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We're letting you use it
Till you go to college.
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If I clean it,
Can I go to the dance?
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I told you no.
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Is that
Your final word?
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It was my final word
Last month, last week,
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And until you're 15,
And that's final.
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Aunt rachel, how old
Were you when you
Started dating?
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Oh, gosh, honey.
I waited a long time.
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I didn't have my first date
Until 10 or 11.
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Mom.
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No.
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Hi.
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Hi, baby.
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Daddy's home!
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I missed you
So much today.
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I missed you, too.
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By the way, can I go
To a party saturday?
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Sounds great.
Have fun.
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Carl, she's 13.
She's too young to date.
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When eddie was 13,
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You let him take
Brenda jackson
Roller-skating.
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That was a date.
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That's true.
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Yeah, and eddie
Hasn't been the same since.
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That's also true.
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You know, mom,
In some countries,
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Girls get married
At 13.
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Sure...And they die
At 30.
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You want to die young?
Go to the dance.
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Was that a yes?
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No. I think that was
A threat on your life.
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Mom just doesn't
Understand me,
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But you do.
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You're the greatest dad
In the whole wide world.
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I know what
You're trying to do.
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It's working?
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Yeah.
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I'll go talk to her.
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Honey.
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Uh-huh?
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We ought to let laura
Go to the party.
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Carl, she's 13.
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If she's starts
Dating now,
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She'll get serious,
He'll get serious,
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And then they both get serious
And that's serious.
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Harriette, will you
Get serious?
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This is a dance.
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She's got to be home
By 10:00.
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It's not a good idea.
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Honey, her friends
Are going. Let her go.
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To make you feel better,
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I'll have the squad car
Check on her every hour.
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Carl, if you want
Her to go, fine.
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Remember, I'm dead set
Against it.
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Aw, thank you, honey.
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I'm glad we agree
On this.
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* every step I take *
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* you will be there *
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* every step I make *
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* we'll be together.. *
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Laura,
Close that book.
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The dance
Is tomorrow.
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Let's get
You a date.
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Forget it.
It's too late.
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The good guys are taken.
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Hey, there's
Your brother.
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He's so cool.
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My brother...Cool?
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You are
A sick person.
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Hey, sis.
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Want to sit
With us, eddie?
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Penny, penny,
Penny.
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I'm in high school now.
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I can't be seen sitting
With seventh graders.
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I was just kidding.
I'm a great kidder.
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I thought
I should warn you.
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Steve urkel's outside.
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He's going to ask you
To the dance.
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Hey,
That's great.
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You really think
I would go out
With steve urkel,
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The mouse eater?
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The kid eats one mouse,
And he's branded for life.
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You're just
Building your reputation.
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You can't afford to date guys
With mice on their breath.
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Wow. Your brother's
Good-looking and smart.
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Why do want me
To go with urkel?
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You wouldn't.
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True,
But I have a date.
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You waited too long
To put yourself
On the market.
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Face it, girl.
You're at
The sale table.
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Not urkel,
Not now, not ever.
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Well,
Don't look now,
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But he's coming
This way.
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Hi, laura.
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I hear you can't
Get a date for the dance,
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So you want
To go with me?
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Take a hike, urkel.
She'd rather eat worms.
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Okay. Some other
Time then.
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Look. There's
Mark newhouse.
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Don't look.
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You can forget mark.
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He'll ask
Jo beth hensley.
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How do you know?
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If you paid
More attention
In study hall
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Instead of studying,
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You'd know
These things.
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I don't believe
This is happening to me.
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If I don't
Get a date,
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I'll be humiliated.
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Don't get upset.
We'll find somebody.
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Did I mention my dad
Knows wayne newton?
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Make him go away.
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Get out of here, goat-face.
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Excuse me.
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Finish your
Brussels sprouts.
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Brussels sprouts
Make me want to puke.
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At my table,
Eat them.
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What you do
On your time
Is your business.
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I know this dance
Is a big moment
In your life,
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So I'll make
Your dress,
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Something with puffy sleeves.
What do you think?
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I think you can save yourself
The trouble.
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Nobody's asked me
To the dance.
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Well, honey, I'm sure
Somebody will.
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Rachel's right. There's
Plenty of boys out there
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Trying to get
The courage to call you.
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That phone will
Ring any minute.
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That's right.
You're right.
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Are we going
To wait long?
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Nobody's
Ever going to call.
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I go through this
Every dance.
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00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,056
I know when
A dance is coming up.
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The phone goes dead.
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See, carl,
I told you
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She's just too young
For this dating thing.
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Rachel, you make
That dress.
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Laura will get a date.
I guarantee it.
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Hello. Mr. Urkel?
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Yes. Carl winslow.
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Right. Remember,
We met at the pet shop.
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You were buying mice.
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Right.
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Well, listen,
I need a little favor.
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Does your son steve,
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By any chance,
Happen to have a date
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To the party
Tomorrow night?
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00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,004
Oh, no?
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00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,839
Well, listen...
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00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,617
Are you okay?
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00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:20,654
Not really.
I'd like to be alone.
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00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,690
I understand.
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00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:31,131
You're putting yourself
Under a lot of pressure.
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So what if you don't
Have a date for the dance?
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I can tell you
From years of experience
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Dating's no big deal.
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Say what?
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Well, it's very overrated.
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I mean, think about it.
What is a date?
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00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:48,581
Two very nervous people
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Trying to think
Of cool things to say
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00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:53,420
So one doesn't think
The other one's stupid.
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Be thankful
Nobody called.
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That's the biggest crock
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I've ever heard
In my life.
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00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,564
Okay, look.
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00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:07,701
I know you have
A crush on mark newhouse.
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00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,737
If you want him
To take you,
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00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,139
Call him
And ask him.
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00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,541
What if he doesn't wanna
Go with me?
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00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:17,410
Then you'll look
Like a fool.
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00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,350
That's why I can't call him.
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00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,685
No guts, no glory.
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00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,221
I'm going
To shoot some hoops.
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00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,994
Laura...
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00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,763
Any guy who wouldn't
Go out with you
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00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,398
Isn't good enough
For you anyway.
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00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,200
Thanks, eddie.
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00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,568
Hello, mark?
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00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,071
This is laura winslow.
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00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,740
Look, I may be risking
Humiliation here,
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00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:23,143
But...
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00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:26,479
Do you want to go to
The dance with me or what?
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00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,491
Okay.
Here's the party girl.
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Ohh!
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00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,567
Laura, you look
Beautiful!
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00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,837
What about the dress?
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00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,339
Wait a minute.
That looks familiar.
224
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,573
When we were kids,
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00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,944
Didn't you make
That for your
Betsy-wetsy doll?
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00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,278
Yeah.
To put this on,
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00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:01,648
We didn't have to take
Laura's arms off.
228
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:04,151
A loose thread.
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00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:06,987
Mom!
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00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,294
Why did you do that?
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00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:18,031
I didn't know it was
A tear-away dress.
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00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,968
What am I gonna do? I can't go
To the dance like this.
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00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,670
I can fix it.
Get me some thread.
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00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,739
Hurry. She doesn't
Have much time.
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00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,243
She would if someone
Didn't pull the threads.
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00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,413
You don't see me yanking
Other people's threads.
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00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,849
I know why
Threads are there--
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00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:36,917
To keep the dress on.
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00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,452
Get upstairs!
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00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:45,893
Hi, honey.
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00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,827
Hi, babe.
Dinner's going to be late.
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00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,897
I'm helping laura
Get ready.
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00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,866
Oh, she got a date.
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00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,902
I had a feeling
That would happen.
245
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:58,671
So did steve--
Uh...A boy call?
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00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,007
Yes. She's
Getting ready now.
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00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,008
[doorbell rings]
248
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,310
Get that.
I'll help rachel.
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00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,650
Hi, mr. Winslow.
250
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:13,420
I'm steve urkel.
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00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,926
Is laura ready
For the dance?
252
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,997
Yeah, steve.
Come right on in.
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00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,301
She'll be right down.
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00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,403
I have to tell you,
Mr. Winslow,
255
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,006
When dad said
You'd fixed me up
With laura,
256
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,408
Why, I thought
I'd wet my pants.
257
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,683
I've been
Crazy about her
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00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,285
Since the first grade,
259
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,955
But she always thought
I was a freak.
260
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:50,123
Go figure.
261
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,564
Well, I didn't know
She felt that way.
262
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,366
Nice flowers.
263
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,400
Yeah, thanks.
264
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:04,104
On the way over, I
Stopped by the cemetery.
265
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,045
Why not go
In the kitchen
266
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,081
And wash the roots?
267
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,383
Good idea, mr. Winslow.
268
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,388
Nice house for a cop.
269
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,557
Thanks.
270
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:31,164
Excuse me.
271
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,604
What have I done?
272
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,507
Laura?
273
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,941
Sweetheart?
274
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,743
You're, uh...
275
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,179
Date is here.
276
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,348
He's here?
277
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,550
Stall him. I gotta
Put this dress back together.
278
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:54,087
I can't work
Under this kind of pressure.
279
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,927
Hey, dad.
This is tyrone.
280
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,929
Nice to meet
You, tyrone.
281
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,697
He's taking laura
To the dance.
282
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,634
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Whoa.
283
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,701
What do you mean,
284
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,537
He's taking laura
To the dance?
285
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,139
I felt sorry for her.
286
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,974
I gave tyrone
10 bucks to take her.
287
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,710
I set her up
With urkel.
288
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,546
The mouse eater?
289
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,882
He eats mice?
290
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:23,983
Well,
It's probably
Just a rumor.
291
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,119
Does she know
He's taking her?
292
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,887
Of course she does.
293
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,557
Has anyone actually
Seen him eat a mouse?
294
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,793
I've better things
To do than watch
Steve urkel eat.
295
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:37,530
What about tyrone?
I already gave him
The 10 bucks.
296
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:44,037
Now, that dress
Looks even better.
297
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,772
You look
Wonderful, honey.
298
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:46,773
Thanks, mom.
299
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,808
Hey, laura.
Look who's here.
300
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,477
Tyrone.
301
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,312
Oh, hi, tyrone.
302
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,714
He's your date
For the night.
303
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,784
No, he's not.
304
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,488
Yes, he is.
I gave him 10 bucks.
305
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,992
You hired tyrone
To take me
To the dance?
306
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,560
Oh, eddie.
307
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,562
Oh, eddie!
308
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,266
Eddie, I don't
Need charity.
309
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,834
I can't believe
You did this.
310
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,704
Your sister was right.
She can find her own dates.
311
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,072
But, dad--
312
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,441
I don't want to hear
Another word about it.
313
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:24,677
Eddie was just trying
To do something nice.
314
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,447
[doorbell rings]
315
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,251
Hi. I'm mark newhouse.
316
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,320
Mark, come on in.
317
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,855
Well, what
Is he doing here?
318
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,091
Dad, mark is my date.
319
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,427
Your date?
320
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,664
Yes, carl.
Her date.
321
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,467
Why do you think
She's been getting
All dressed up?
322
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,002
Well, better
Get going, kids.
323
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,571
Don't want to miss
The big dance.
324
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:52,772
Have a good time.
325
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,342
Hi, laura.
326
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,944
These are for you.
327
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:01,080
Wow! Are you
Wearing a bra?
328
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,587
Who are you,
329
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:10,457
And why are those flowers
Dripping on my floor?
330
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,394
I can explain this.
331
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,764
You called laura
To ask her out, right?
332
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,432
Why should I?
333
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,868
My dad said you
Set it all up.
334
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:26,539
You did what?
335
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,840
Well, honey--
336
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:31,878
I can't believe this.
I've never been
So embarrassed.
337
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,681
But, laura, I...
338
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:39,118
Thank you,
What's your name, sugar?
339
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,421
Steve.
340
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,990
Steve and tyrone,
341
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,558
We won't be
Needing you tonight.
342
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,395
Come on, tyrone.
Let's bail. Date's over.
343
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,913
Laura, want to talk?
344
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:12,519
Mom, do you
Have any idea how
Humiliating this is?
345
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:16,155
Laura, your father
And eddie acted
Like fools,
346
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,290
But they meant well.
347
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:20,660
They paid guys
To go out with me.
348
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:23,496
I'm sure your father
Didn't pay steve a cent.
349
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,734
This is the worst day
Of my life.
350
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:33,072
Laura, you
Should be happy.
351
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:35,508
A very nice boy
Asked you to the dance.
352
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,678
Mark didn't ask me.
I asked him.
353
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,480
You did?
354
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,782
Oh.
355
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,552
Well, he said yes.
356
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,720
That should
Tell you something.
357
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,089
Mom, he and his girlfriend
Had a fight.
358
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,791
He was on the rebound.
359
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:55,428
He probably would've
Gone with anybody.
360
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,465
Mom, what's wrong
With me?
361
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,368
Nothing. There's
Nothing wrong with you.
362
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,869
You're smart.
You're funny.
363
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,771
You have
A great personality.
364
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,839
Great personality?
365
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,641
Oh, I get it.
I'm ugly.
366
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:12,078
You're not ugly.
You're beautiful.
367
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:15,181
Then why didn't mark
Ask me out himself?
368
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,216
Boys are
Scared to death,
369
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,151
Just like you.
370
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,721
But that
Will change.
371
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,956
Mom, dating is hard.
372
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:28,194
Honey, it's hard
For everyone.
373
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,362
It took your father
Six weeks
374
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,231
To get the courage
To ask me out,
375
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:35,067
But I'm glad he did.
376
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:36,936
Now come on.
377
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,908
You go in there
And go with mark.
378
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,710
I think
He likes you.
379
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:44,944
How can you tell?
380
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,346
I'm a mother.
381
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:49,215
I have a feeling
About these things.
382
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,784
Thanks, mom.
383
00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:01,628
Dear lord, please,
Let this boy like her.
384
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:14,574
You still want to go
To the dance with me?
385
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,709
Sure.
386
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,712
You know,
I'm glad you called.
387
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,715
I've liked you
For a long time.
388
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,319
Goodnight, mom.
389
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,521
Goodnight, kids.
Have a good time.
390
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:33,793
Ahem.
391
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,995
Don't be late.
392
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:41,968
Laura, laura,
I got it!
393
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,203
Rachel, rachel!
What?
394
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:45,372
She's gone.
395
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:47,974
She can wear that
On her next date.
396
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,043
[humming]
397
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:57,316
Hope you don't mind
If I stay a while.
398
00:21:57,384 --> 00:22:00,420
My parents told me
To stay out
Till 10:00.
399
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:06,559
Got any cheese?
400
00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:23,976
So, how was my
Little girl's first date?
401
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,712
It was okay.
402
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:29,482
Well, now, that's it,
Just okay?
403
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,619
Well, for about
Three hours,
404
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,353
Guys stood on one
Side of the room,
405
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:35,755
Girls on the other.
406
00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:37,924
Mostly, I
Talked to penny.
407
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,926
Which I could have
Done here.
408
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,360
Didn't you dance at all?
409
00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:44,397
A little. With
15 minutes left,
410
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:47,299
Mark finally got
Enough nerve
To ask me.
411
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,901
Then we had fun.
412
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,202
I'm looking forward
To being older
413
00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:53,172
When boys
Are braver.
414
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:55,374
Well, sweetheart...
415
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,810
If they get too brave,
You let me know.
416
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,381
Okay, dad.
417
00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:04,817
And, sweetheart...
418
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:08,721
I am real sorry
About what I did tonight.
419
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,157
That's
Alright, dad,
420
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,426
But the next time
You feel like
Fixing me up,
421
00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:16,162
Do me a favor,
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