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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,630 Uh, name? 2 00:00:22,705 --> 00:00:24,308 Oh, my God. 3 00:00:24,341 --> 00:00:26,145 Well, that's a grim way to start the morning. 4 00:00:26,178 --> 00:00:29,686 - With coffee? Seems normal. - With watching an assassination! 5 00:00:29,719 --> 00:00:31,919 Technically, we don't know that it was an assassination. 6 00:00:31,943 --> 00:00:36,299 - A drone shot a man in the head! - Which makes it an execution, Cyril. 7 00:00:36,332 --> 00:00:39,171 It's only an assassination if he was famous. 8 00:00:39,204 --> 00:00:42,411 Connor Fairchild, former low-level security guard at IIA. 9 00:00:42,444 --> 00:00:44,482 Ugh, he was always rude to me. 10 00:00:44,516 --> 00:00:46,687 Well, who can't come in the commissary 11 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,291 without their badge now, Mr. Connor? 12 00:00:50,661 --> 00:00:53,249 - Is that too dark? - Connor is one of a dozen former 13 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:56,540 IIA employees to be killed by drones in the last 24 hours. 14 00:00:56,573 --> 00:01:00,515 - My memory is a little hazy... - Probably from all the concussions. 15 00:01:00,548 --> 00:01:02,585 - And drinking. - And elderly dementia. 16 00:01:02,618 --> 00:01:05,825 My memory is a little hazy, but didn't we beat IIA? 17 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:07,762 Yes, the organization was dismantled. 18 00:01:07,795 --> 00:01:11,469 But until now, most of the employees survived, including us. 19 00:01:11,503 --> 00:01:13,273 Technically, I was never an employee. 20 00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:15,410 I always fill out my start paperwork incorrectly 21 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:16,747 so I don't have to pay taxes. 22 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:19,218 You know that's not how taxes work, right? 23 00:01:19,251 --> 00:01:21,590 All I know is, I haven't paid taxes in 20 years 24 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,460 or gone to the dentist. 25 00:01:23,494 --> 00:01:25,163 My point is, someone has a grudge 26 00:01:25,196 --> 00:01:26,834 against ex-IIA employees. 27 00:01:26,867 --> 00:01:29,372 We need to figure out who that is and stop them. 28 00:01:29,405 --> 00:01:32,311 And until then, we keep our heads on a swivel. 29 00:01:32,344 --> 00:01:34,549 - Hmm. - Hmm? 30 00:01:34,582 --> 00:01:37,756 - O-Okay, don't shoot the messenger. - That's the drone's job. 31 00:01:37,789 --> 00:01:40,561 But while I was secretly temping at IIA... 32 00:01:40,594 --> 00:01:42,364 - Double agent. - Bless you. 33 00:01:42,397 --> 00:01:45,571 Fabian asked me to place an order for, let's call it, 34 00:01:45,604 --> 00:01:47,441 5,000 weaponized smart drones. 35 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:48,644 What? 36 00:01:48,677 --> 00:01:50,648 We don't know that it's related. 37 00:01:50,681 --> 00:01:52,451 But y'all, it's probably related. 38 00:01:52,484 --> 00:01:54,723 Oh, my God, I do not have time for this. 39 00:01:54,756 --> 00:01:57,629 The UN is holding hearings today on private spy agencies, 40 00:01:57,662 --> 00:01:59,298 and I've gotta make a presentation 41 00:01:59,331 --> 00:02:00,891 about all the good work that we've done. 42 00:02:00,915 --> 00:02:02,772 Ooh, I wouldn't show them these videos. 43 00:02:02,805 --> 00:02:05,712 We need to make sure there are no new videos. 44 00:02:05,745 --> 00:02:07,615 And it seems like there's only one person 45 00:02:07,648 --> 00:02:08,948 who can help us sort this out. 46 00:02:09,886 --> 00:02:12,345 The dead barista? 47 00:02:12,592 --> 00:02:17,669 Well, well, well, look what the cat vomited up. 48 00:02:17,702 --> 00:02:23,213 Um, that's not how that goes. Idiot. 49 00:02:57,222 --> 00:03:00,262 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- Addic7ed.com -- 50 00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:05,263 Sterling Archer. You look old. 51 00:03:05,296 --> 00:03:07,702 And you look imprisoned. 52 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,810 Is that a squash court? 53 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:14,549 - What kind of prison is this? - Uh, Swiss. 54 00:03:14,582 --> 00:03:17,822 Remind me to get imprisoned for war crimes in Switzerland. 55 00:03:17,855 --> 00:03:20,962 I mean, if I commit war crimes, which I won't. 56 00:03:20,995 --> 00:03:22,699 Can we make this fast? 57 00:03:22,732 --> 00:03:25,437 We can only reserve the courts for an hour. 58 00:03:25,470 --> 00:03:27,374 I don't believe we've met. 59 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,579 Zara Khan, formerly Interpol, currently top agent 60 00:03:29,612 --> 00:03:31,784 - at the Agency. - What? Says who? 61 00:03:31,817 --> 00:03:34,556 - My achievements, dumbass. - Can we focus? 62 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,292 Any reason why drones might be murdering 63 00:03:36,325 --> 00:03:37,829 everybody who worked for IIA? 64 00:03:37,862 --> 00:03:41,570 What? Oh, no-fault severance. 65 00:03:41,603 --> 00:03:43,439 Should I punch you before or after 66 00:03:43,472 --> 00:03:44,772 you explain what that means? 67 00:03:44,776 --> 00:03:48,316 At IIA, whenever we needed to cut ties 68 00:03:48,349 --> 00:03:49,953 with a troublesome employee, 69 00:03:49,986 --> 00:03:53,994 we'd check a little box in their file called "no-fault severance." 70 00:03:54,027 --> 00:03:55,832 And pop, out flew a drone. 71 00:03:55,865 --> 00:03:58,571 Whatever second-rate government bureaucrat 72 00:03:58,604 --> 00:04:02,579 - that's now liquidating IIA must... Ow! - I got tired of waiting. 73 00:04:02,612 --> 00:04:05,648 - But also, how do we turn them off? - You can't. 74 00:04:05,651 --> 00:04:07,321 The drones are controlled by an automated 75 00:04:07,354 --> 00:04:08,958 facility in Liechtenstein. 76 00:04:08,991 --> 00:04:12,431 - And I'm the only one with access. - Great, you're coming with us. 77 00:04:12,464 --> 00:04:14,836 One, not your call. Two, no, he's not. 78 00:04:14,869 --> 00:04:18,744 - Three, what achievements, Zara? - I'm afraid you won't get past 79 00:04:18,777 --> 00:04:20,515 the fingerprint scanner without me. 80 00:04:20,548 --> 00:04:21,884 We will if I cut off your hand. 81 00:04:21,917 --> 00:04:24,723 - Well, there's also a retinal scanner. - And your eye. 82 00:04:24,756 --> 00:04:27,327 - And the voice identification... - And your vocal chords. 83 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,431 At a certain point, bringing him seems easier 84 00:04:29,464 --> 00:04:32,028 - than bringing all these pieces. - We'll put them in a bag! 85 00:04:32,037 --> 00:04:35,443 I'm happy to help without being dismembered. 86 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:39,886 As a former IIA employee, I'm a drone target myself. 87 00:04:39,919 --> 00:04:42,491 And I'd prefer to enjoy my daily bike ride 88 00:04:42,525 --> 00:04:44,896 without being gunned down from the sky. 89 00:04:44,929 --> 00:04:47,906 Daily bike ride? How the hell is your prison 90 00:04:47,907 --> 00:04:49,047 life better than my free life? 91 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:52,377 - We still have to break him out. - This is a Swiss prison. 92 00:04:52,410 --> 00:04:55,851 Anyone with Interpol ID can sign me out for the weekend. 93 00:04:57,387 --> 00:05:00,528 - Well, God bless Swiss prisons. - Best in the world. 94 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:02,732 They really focus on rehabilitating 95 00:05:02,765 --> 00:05:04,870 the whole person, you know? 96 00:05:04,903 --> 00:05:07,374 - What is this? - Insurance. 97 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,512 This stays on until you're back in prison. 98 00:05:09,545 --> 00:05:11,516 The whole mission? What if you gotta take a leak? 99 00:05:11,549 --> 00:05:13,687 - We'll hold it. - A wise precaution. 100 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,423 But will it be enough? 101 00:05:15,456 --> 00:05:18,062 Even now, an army of IIA loyalists 102 00:05:18,095 --> 00:05:21,402 is no doubt working to secure my freedom. 103 00:05:21,435 --> 00:05:23,155 Hmm. In that case... 104 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,684 I immediately have to pee. 105 00:05:35,129 --> 00:05:36,900 Damn it, window seat. 106 00:05:36,933 --> 00:05:38,804 - Pam, go across the aisle. - No! 107 00:05:38,837 --> 00:05:41,777 I'm not taking the window seat with killer drones on the loose. 108 00:05:41,810 --> 00:05:43,110 Also, I still have to pee. 109 00:05:43,112 --> 00:05:44,816 Maybe you should have thought about this 110 00:05:44,849 --> 00:05:46,954 before you handcuffed yourself to two people? 111 00:05:46,987 --> 00:05:48,824 Don't tell me what I should have thought of. 112 00:05:48,857 --> 00:05:50,561 But yeah, maybe. 113 00:05:50,594 --> 00:05:53,667 If it's any consolation, we won't be on the train long. 114 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:55,705 You seriously think people are coming to help you? 115 00:05:55,738 --> 00:05:58,577 - Why wouldn't they? - Yeah, you know, you weren't 116 00:05:58,610 --> 00:06:00,146 the world's greatest boss, 117 00:06:00,179 --> 00:06:02,986 what with ratting out a lot of people on your way to prison, 118 00:06:03,019 --> 00:06:07,127 and now sending drones to kill 'em. Yeah, not great. 119 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:12,104 The board sent those drones. And I only ratted as necessary. 120 00:06:12,137 --> 00:06:14,441 You can fight about it while I'm in the john. 121 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,834 - Where's the handcuff key? - Oh, I don't have one. 122 00:06:16,858 --> 00:06:19,451 - What, why? - I'm committing to the method, Pam. 123 00:06:19,484 --> 00:06:21,890 The first thing a rescuer will ask for is a handcuff key. 124 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:24,461 - Or a bone saw. - No one carries those around. 125 00:06:24,495 --> 00:06:26,600 Fine, I guess we're all going to the bathroom. 126 00:06:26,633 --> 00:06:29,873 - Oh, God, no. - I'm not happy about it, either. 127 00:06:29,906 --> 00:06:32,477 Hey, order us drinks... lots of drinks. 128 00:06:32,511 --> 00:06:36,118 - Ooh, what looks good? - Ugh, I really don't care. 129 00:06:36,151 --> 00:06:38,156 Well, I do. 130 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,109 It's my first time talking to the United Nations. 131 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,598 Or-or is it before the United Nations? 132 00:06:42,631 --> 00:06:45,470 Do we address the nations? Oh, my God. Lana! 133 00:06:45,504 --> 00:06:48,877 Just let me do the talking, okay? And relax, all right? 134 00:06:48,910 --> 00:06:51,182 The UN never actually does anything. 135 00:06:51,215 --> 00:06:55,591 I mean, these people are total idiots. 136 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:59,164 - Do you need to turn this on or... - It's already on. 137 00:07:02,671 --> 00:07:05,611 Hello, nations. 138 00:07:05,644 --> 00:07:09,051 - Nope, that feels wrong. - I'm trying my best, you dicks. 139 00:07:09,084 --> 00:07:10,921 I don't think these bathrooms were designed 140 00:07:10,954 --> 00:07:12,525 for three people handcuffed together. 141 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:14,629 And I don't think sarcasm makes this process faster. 142 00:07:14,662 --> 00:07:16,032 Are you done? 143 00:07:16,065 --> 00:07:18,036 - Haven't even started yet. - What? 144 00:07:18,069 --> 00:07:20,229 Tell this guy to stop peeking through the cracks! 145 00:07:20,253 --> 00:07:23,681 I can't help where my head is based on where my arms are. 146 00:07:31,529 --> 00:07:33,767 Whatever you're doing in there, 147 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:37,975 - I promise there's an easier way. - How's this way? 148 00:07:38,008 --> 00:07:40,080 Huh, are we slowing down? 149 00:07:40,113 --> 00:07:44,923 - Yes, it's the end of the line. - Carlotta, my loyal number two, 150 00:07:44,956 --> 00:07:48,196 come to my unnecessary but grateful res... 151 00:07:48,229 --> 00:07:50,109 - Someone's in here! - We gotta get out of here! 152 00:07:50,133 --> 00:07:54,776 - After Pamela washes her hands. - I didn't touch anything. 153 00:07:54,809 --> 00:07:56,680 Carlotta, watch your fire. 154 00:07:56,713 --> 00:07:59,552 She's shooting at you, moron. Come on. 155 00:07:59,585 --> 00:08:02,692 - What's the problem? - I'm not leaving. 156 00:08:02,725 --> 00:08:04,529 You got three seconds, asshole. 157 00:08:04,562 --> 00:08:05,998 And I'm shooting your elbow in one. 158 00:08:06,031 --> 00:08:08,871 Okay, okay. Carlotta, they're trying to... 159 00:08:13,245 --> 00:08:15,751 - You're welcome. - For what? 160 00:08:15,784 --> 00:08:18,590 - For rescuing you. - They were rescuing me. 161 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:21,028 What? They were trying to kill you. 162 00:08:21,061 --> 00:08:23,734 Says the man who pulled me out of a moving train. 163 00:08:23,767 --> 00:08:28,009 - Well, you're alive, aren't you? - Guys, I don't think this tree is... 164 00:08:30,981 --> 00:08:32,995 Nope, it's not. 165 00:08:36,827 --> 00:08:39,164 They were obviously trying to assassinate you. 166 00:08:39,197 --> 00:08:42,872 What possible reason would my employees have to kill me? 167 00:08:42,905 --> 00:08:44,241 I think we're clear for now. 168 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:47,180 Uh, how about, you made their lives miserable and they hate you? 169 00:08:47,213 --> 00:08:50,353 The brightest emerald is forged in the hardest granite. 170 00:08:50,386 --> 00:08:52,658 Hey, can we focus on the real problem? 171 00:08:52,691 --> 00:08:53,994 Being lost in the woods? 172 00:08:54,027 --> 00:08:56,332 Hmm, the ex-IIA hit squad coming for us? 173 00:08:56,365 --> 00:08:58,269 - The drones? - Oh, right. 174 00:08:58,302 --> 00:09:01,910 - Yeah, and if that hit squad... - AKA rescue squad. 175 00:09:01,943 --> 00:09:04,014 AKA, you're delusional. 176 00:09:04,047 --> 00:09:07,017 If the hit squad kills Fabian, he can't deactivate the drones, 177 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:08,624 and they'll kill all of us. 178 00:09:08,657 --> 00:09:12,999 So by the transitive property, you must keep me alive. 179 00:09:13,032 --> 00:09:16,973 That's not the transitive property. It's a contrapositive conditional. 180 00:09:17,006 --> 00:09:18,844 Well, on the bright side, Ray and Zara 181 00:09:18,877 --> 00:09:22,017 - are probably already coming for us. - Oh, my God! 182 00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:24,021 Look at those mountains. 183 00:09:24,054 --> 00:09:26,125 Um, Zara? 184 00:09:26,158 --> 00:09:27,995 The drinks on this train are free. 185 00:09:28,028 --> 00:09:29,699 I got one for you, but then I drank it. 186 00:09:29,732 --> 00:09:33,156 - These are for me. - Hey, whenever y'all are done whispering 187 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:35,276 and pointing at shit, can you bring me a mimosa? 188 00:09:36,646 --> 00:09:40,119 - Um, where are they going? - To Liechtenstein! 189 00:09:40,152 --> 00:09:42,190 We're walking to another country? 190 00:09:42,223 --> 00:09:45,631 - Unless you have a better idea. - Uh, yeah, let the drones kill us. 191 00:09:45,664 --> 00:09:47,367 I have an even better idea. 192 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,873 I defeat you in unarmed combat 193 00:09:49,906 --> 00:09:52,377 and reunite with my cadre of faithfuls. 194 00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:54,816 Get your hand off my wrist. 195 00:09:54,849 --> 00:09:59,124 I believe the parlance is, compel me, brother. 196 00:09:59,157 --> 00:10:01,328 Can you not while I'm attached to you? 197 00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:06,585 Any chance that's a totally unrelated drone? 198 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,712 - I mean, some. - Run! 199 00:10:14,054 --> 00:10:17,995 - Can we please stop falling off things? - Oh, boy, they're coming. 200 00:10:18,028 --> 00:10:20,066 Fabian, I hope you can hold your breath for three minutes 201 00:10:20,099 --> 00:10:22,270 because that's how long I'm holding you underwater. 202 00:10:22,303 --> 00:10:23,807 That won't work, I'm afraid. 203 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,078 These drones are top of the line. 204 00:10:26,111 --> 00:10:29,318 They cannot be fooled by water or darkness or disguise. 205 00:10:29,351 --> 00:10:31,823 They are relentless and unbamboozable. 206 00:10:31,856 --> 00:10:33,496 Maybe use a less silly word for the drones 207 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:36,398 - coming to kill us. - Screw the words. What do we do? 208 00:10:36,431 --> 00:10:38,436 Make peace with the god you choose, 209 00:10:38,469 --> 00:10:40,741 for the day of judgment is at hand. 210 00:10:45,283 --> 00:10:47,254 We're alive! 211 00:10:47,287 --> 00:10:49,291 Uh, although, I guess this could also be hell. 212 00:10:49,324 --> 00:10:52,364 - What just happened? - My guess, Ray bought shitty drones 213 00:10:52,397 --> 00:10:54,101 that couldn't detect us through the mud. 214 00:10:54,134 --> 00:10:56,706 But he spent the entire drone budget. 215 00:10:57,942 --> 00:11:00,914 Oh, what they don't know can't kill them won't kill them. 216 00:11:01,783 --> 00:11:03,754 More daiquiri, Mr. Gillette? 217 00:11:03,787 --> 00:11:05,758 What do you think, dummy? 218 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:08,897 Oi, more of these and these and some crisps, yeah? 219 00:11:08,930 --> 00:11:11,368 For me and those snobs across the aisle 220 00:11:11,401 --> 00:11:13,172 who clearly think they're better than me. 221 00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:15,043 And how long does it take three people 222 00:11:15,076 --> 00:11:17,480 handcuffed together to use the bathroom? 223 00:11:17,514 --> 00:11:21,121 Um, this doesn't feel administrative. 224 00:11:21,154 --> 00:11:24,361 Secretary General Hernandez, a pleasure, as always. 225 00:11:24,394 --> 00:11:27,233 I wish I could say the same. 226 00:11:27,266 --> 00:11:28,870 Yeah, what's the deal here, guys? 227 00:11:28,903 --> 00:11:31,075 I thought this was basically a meet-and-greet. 228 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:33,045 This is a disciplinary hearing 229 00:11:33,078 --> 00:11:35,784 to determine if independent spy agencies 230 00:11:35,817 --> 00:11:39,358 will be allowed to continue operating on the global stage. 231 00:11:39,391 --> 00:11:41,395 What? And you're telling me now? 232 00:11:41,428 --> 00:11:43,199 I told your secretary. 233 00:11:43,232 --> 00:11:45,470 Uh, I'm an office administrator. 234 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:49,077 - Cheryl, what are you doing here? - I'm a surprise witness. 235 00:11:49,110 --> 00:11:51,983 - A surprise witness for what? - The United Nations. 236 00:11:52,016 --> 00:11:53,520 We're in their house, silly. 237 00:11:53,553 --> 00:11:55,356 So the surprise is against us? 238 00:11:55,389 --> 00:11:59,097 - Well, they offered me immunity. - Immunity from what? 239 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:00,934 We haven't done anything wrong. 240 00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:04,174 - Well... - Nothing legally wrong. 241 00:12:04,207 --> 00:12:06,445 Oh, my God, Lana, when someone offers you immunity, 242 00:12:06,478 --> 00:12:08,316 you take it. 243 00:12:08,349 --> 00:12:10,349 And all I had to do was tell him all the bad things 244 00:12:10,373 --> 00:12:12,525 - we ever did ever. - Shall we begin? 245 00:12:12,558 --> 00:12:14,261 - No. - No? 246 00:12:14,294 --> 00:12:17,178 No! You already had your chance to pee on the train. 247 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,560 My chance to pee with the door open 248 00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:21,442 - that got interrupted by a gunfight. - More than some people get. 249 00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:23,179 Do those people also have to hold it 250 00:12:23,212 --> 00:12:25,316 while falling out of a moving train 251 00:12:25,349 --> 00:12:27,229 and then slogging through a river covered in mud 252 00:12:27,253 --> 00:12:28,557 that they can't clean off 253 00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:30,360 or a cheap-ass drone will come and kill them? 254 00:12:30,393 --> 00:12:32,097 I also have to pee. 255 00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:35,103 Don't worry. You'll be peeing very soon. 256 00:12:35,136 --> 00:12:37,040 Carlotta, thank goodness. 257 00:12:37,073 --> 00:12:40,246 Tell my friends you're here to rescue me and then kill them. 258 00:12:40,279 --> 00:12:44,021 - Rescue? I'm here to kill you. - You, them? 259 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:46,559 You as in you, you pompous, abusive, 260 00:12:46,592 --> 00:12:48,897 culturally ambiguous middle manager. 261 00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:52,237 Middle manager? I led the company! 262 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:53,807 That's what you got from that? 263 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,811 Jesus, this is why everyone hates you. 264 00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:58,550 Carlotta, I assure you, I did my best. 265 00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:01,355 Anything you disagreed with, that was the board. 266 00:13:01,388 --> 00:13:04,177 There was no board! You just made them up 267 00:13:04,178 --> 00:13:07,200 to have someone to blame for all your bad choices. 268 00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:09,237 Whoa, that's actually a good idea. 269 00:13:09,270 --> 00:13:12,277 Technically, the board did exist for a week. 270 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:15,149 - And then had them killed. - Tell them I say hello. 271 00:13:15,182 --> 00:13:17,022 Wait, he's the only one who can stop the drones 272 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,391 - that are coming to kill us all. - I'll take that risk. 273 00:13:21,328 --> 00:13:24,134 - Ow! God damn it. - Sorry. 274 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,508 Take it down! 275 00:13:34,053 --> 00:13:37,026 - What the hell, Archer? - Sorry, it was instinct. 276 00:13:37,059 --> 00:13:40,032 - To save me? - God, no, to save the mission. 277 00:13:40,065 --> 00:13:42,571 Um, guys, do I have as little mud on my face 278 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,107 as you do on yours? 279 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:46,245 How could I possibly make that comparison? 280 00:13:47,581 --> 00:13:49,081 Go! 281 00:13:54,562 --> 00:13:57,167 Okay, state your name for the record. 282 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,004 - Uh, pass. - What? 283 00:13:59,037 --> 00:14:00,440 I just prefer not to. 284 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,477 - You understand. - I don't. 285 00:14:02,511 --> 00:14:05,216 Well, the surprise witness is surprising the surprisers. 286 00:14:05,249 --> 00:14:08,122 No one at the office is answering. We are not ready for this. 287 00:14:08,155 --> 00:14:10,661 Lana, our record speaks for itself. We do good in the world. 288 00:14:10,694 --> 00:14:12,197 And Cheryl is wearing them down. 289 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:14,000 State your name for the record! 290 00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:16,205 Let's just move on to the evidence. 291 00:14:16,238 --> 00:14:19,244 Can you confirm that this is the work of the Agency? 292 00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:21,415 Yep. Uh-huh. 293 00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:22,618 Uh, probably. 294 00:14:22,651 --> 00:14:24,421 Yeah. 295 00:14:24,454 --> 00:14:27,528 In our defense, that was full of hydrogen. 296 00:14:27,561 --> 00:14:29,364 Oh, God, I was wrong about our record. 297 00:14:29,397 --> 00:14:31,368 - We're monsters. - Can you not? 298 00:14:31,401 --> 00:14:33,072 Not what? 299 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:35,577 Pam, can you not look at me while we're doing this? 300 00:14:35,610 --> 00:14:37,247 You choose the handcuffs. 301 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:40,052 I chose where I look. Boi-oi-oing. 302 00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:41,488 They all hate me. 303 00:14:41,522 --> 00:14:44,294 - After everything I did for them. - Okay. 304 00:14:44,327 --> 00:14:46,207 On the bright side, we made it to Liechtenstein. 305 00:14:46,231 --> 00:14:48,169 Pants up and never speak of this on three. 306 00:14:48,202 --> 00:14:50,006 One, two, three. 307 00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:51,543 Hey, I hear cars that way. 308 00:14:51,576 --> 00:14:53,379 We can find a ride. 309 00:14:53,412 --> 00:14:55,216 Seriously? We're almost there. 310 00:14:55,249 --> 00:14:56,451 What are you doing, Fabian? 311 00:14:56,484 --> 00:14:59,592 I'm giving up. Let the drones take me. 312 00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:03,132 For what is life without the respect of my peers? 313 00:15:03,165 --> 00:15:05,069 Hey, bud, you have my respect. 314 00:15:05,102 --> 00:15:07,106 I don't really care about that. 315 00:15:11,763 --> 00:15:15,189 - You have my respect, Fabian. - Really? 316 00:15:15,222 --> 00:15:17,193 Yeah, you know, I still hate you, 317 00:15:17,226 --> 00:15:19,364 but you're a semi-worthy adversary. 318 00:15:19,397 --> 00:15:21,368 I feel the same way! 319 00:15:21,401 --> 00:15:24,307 In spite of everything, we're not so different. 320 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,679 No, I didn't say that. We're very, very different. 321 00:15:26,712 --> 00:15:30,521 You handcuffed us together so we could bond. 322 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:34,461 Two lone wolves, learning to survive as a pack. 323 00:15:36,464 --> 00:15:38,469 I'm coming around to death by drone. 324 00:15:38,503 --> 00:15:40,406 Oh, shit, I hear something else coming around. 325 00:15:43,312 --> 00:15:45,216 Ha, ha, found our ride. 326 00:15:45,249 --> 00:15:48,990 - You mean the guys that wanna kill us? - I have an idea. 327 00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:56,171 You've been got... oh! 328 00:15:57,173 --> 00:16:00,413 Oh, damn, dude, that just popped right off. 329 00:16:00,446 --> 00:16:02,150 Why was his neck so weak? 330 00:16:02,183 --> 00:16:04,589 More importantly, how are we all fitting on this thing? 331 00:16:07,794 --> 00:16:10,132 - Hang on. - It's a short drive. 332 00:16:10,165 --> 00:16:14,274 Yeah, it better be. Oh, God, crows are pecking at the head. 333 00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:18,415 I forgive you, friend. 334 00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:20,186 Great, 'cause I'm about to do it again. 335 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:32,377 Champagne to go. I mean, who does that? 336 00:16:32,411 --> 00:16:33,613 Switzerland does it. 337 00:16:33,646 --> 00:16:37,353 Can you believe the others spent the entire ride in the toilet? 338 00:16:38,423 --> 00:16:40,661 I did until a second ago. 339 00:16:44,635 --> 00:16:46,004 - We're close. - How close? 340 00:16:46,037 --> 00:16:48,881 - Time or distance? - Will we die before we get there? 341 00:16:48,905 --> 00:16:53,018 That depends on one thing: the intimacy of our friendship. 342 00:16:53,051 --> 00:16:55,424 Can you not say stuff like that while we're penis to penis? 343 00:16:55,457 --> 00:16:56,693 Just say nose to nose. 344 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:03,172 I was born to an Albanian seamstress. 345 00:17:03,205 --> 00:17:04,976 It was a breech birth. 346 00:17:05,009 --> 00:17:07,548 For my fifth birthday, I was gifted a kitten by my uncle 347 00:17:07,581 --> 00:17:10,420 but gave it up upon discovering a mild allergy. 348 00:17:10,453 --> 00:17:11,573 What the hell are you doing? 349 00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:13,693 Bonding by sharing traumas. 350 00:17:13,726 --> 00:17:16,365 You call those traumas? I never knew my father. 351 00:17:16,399 --> 00:17:19,037 My mother started me drinking at eight to keep me quiet. 352 00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:22,310 I lost my virginity and my dog to a Brazilian au pair. 353 00:17:22,343 --> 00:17:25,651 My archrival killed and later dated my one true love. 354 00:17:25,684 --> 00:17:27,688 Thank you for sharing. I see you. 355 00:17:27,721 --> 00:17:30,561 I wasn't connecting. I was one-upping. 356 00:17:41,782 --> 00:17:44,087 Damn it, probably shouldn't have handcuffed my gun hand. 357 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,091 I can help. Give me a gun. 358 00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:48,396 Better idea, I'll just shoot myself in the face 359 00:17:48,429 --> 00:17:51,301 - and cut out the middleman. - Sterling, trust me. 360 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,575 We're all about to die. Just give him the damn gun. 361 00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:56,110 Ugh. 362 00:17:58,215 --> 00:17:59,685 Bang, bang. 363 00:17:59,718 --> 00:18:01,589 Just kidding, my friend. 364 00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:11,108 I'm out. 365 00:18:11,141 --> 00:18:12,745 - We're here. - Brake! 366 00:18:16,084 --> 00:18:17,788 Oh, dear God. 367 00:18:17,821 --> 00:18:20,059 What is happening with necks in this country? 368 00:18:20,092 --> 00:18:21,392 We've got bigger problems. 369 00:18:21,395 --> 00:18:23,733 Specifically, lots of smaller problems. 370 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,480 - Are those... - The good drones. 371 00:18:37,661 --> 00:18:42,370 Well, if I have to die, I'm glad it's next to friends. 372 00:18:42,404 --> 00:18:44,040 Stop making this something it's not. 373 00:18:45,677 --> 00:18:48,181 Damn it, who buys a drone with knives? 374 00:18:53,726 --> 00:18:55,263 The same person with two thumbs 375 00:18:55,296 --> 00:18:58,235 and no more champagne... this guy. 376 00:18:58,268 --> 00:19:01,074 I am still drunk from the train. 377 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,379 Get inside and deactivate these fuckers. 378 00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:05,550 - Not cool. - Excuse me? 379 00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:08,790 - What are you doing? - Speaking truth to power. 380 00:19:08,823 --> 00:19:10,661 And the truth is, this isn't cool. 381 00:19:10,694 --> 00:19:12,531 You called us in here for an ambush. 382 00:19:12,564 --> 00:19:15,671 Mr. Figgis, this is a fact-finding meeting. 383 00:19:15,704 --> 00:19:18,828 Oh, yeah, with quorum of member states as required 384 00:19:18,829 --> 00:19:21,952 to adopt a resolution, per the UN rules of procedure? 385 00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:24,254 That's what I thought. You're grandstanding. 386 00:19:24,287 --> 00:19:25,727 You already know what you plan to do. 387 00:19:25,751 --> 00:19:28,162 But guess what? We're the Agency. 388 00:19:28,195 --> 00:19:32,236 We're used to ambushes and bad odds and terrible situations. 389 00:19:37,313 --> 00:19:39,552 That's where we thrive... 390 00:19:39,585 --> 00:19:41,105 because we're not just the front lines. 391 00:19:41,129 --> 00:19:42,429 We're a step beyond that. 392 00:19:45,195 --> 00:19:48,436 If we do our job right, there never is a front line. 393 00:19:48,469 --> 00:19:50,709 So you can look at the screen and see our failures, sure. 394 00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:53,312 - What the...? - But the world you're living in, 395 00:19:53,345 --> 00:19:55,316 the world you're living in right now, 396 00:19:55,349 --> 00:19:57,153 that is our success. 397 00:20:01,395 --> 00:20:04,200 - I tried. Your turn. - I don't have a gun. 398 00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:05,871 You can't shoot me! 399 00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:08,274 I never filled out my starting paperwork! 400 00:20:16,892 --> 00:20:18,292 You're welcome. 401 00:20:21,334 --> 00:20:22,607 What the hell happened? 402 00:20:22,678 --> 00:20:25,444 The door only allows one person through at a time. 403 00:20:25,477 --> 00:20:27,180 Getting pretty droney out here. 404 00:20:27,213 --> 00:20:28,883 How do I deactivate the drones? 405 00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:31,488 You can't, not without my handprint for the scanner. 406 00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:38,503 We almost made it all the way, didn't we, friend? 407 00:20:38,536 --> 00:20:40,474 I couldn't have made it this far without you. 408 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,343 But I've got it from here, friend. 409 00:20:43,646 --> 00:20:46,586 Ow! What the shit? 410 00:20:46,619 --> 00:20:48,355 Thanks for the hand, friend. 411 00:20:49,758 --> 00:20:51,462 Protocol deactivated. 412 00:20:57,808 --> 00:21:02,250 - So how we all feeling? - Better than Fabian. 413 00:21:02,283 --> 00:21:04,688 Can you believe he doesn't wanna be friends anymore? 414 00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,959 - You cut off his hand. - For a good cause. 415 00:21:06,992 --> 00:21:09,932 - And I gave it back to him. - After you shot him the bird with it. 416 00:21:09,965 --> 00:21:11,368 That was Zara's idea. 417 00:21:11,402 --> 00:21:13,238 - And it was hilarious. - Thanks. 418 00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:14,875 It's not my first dismemberment. 419 00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:16,546 Going forward, no more cutting off hands 420 00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,382 and taunting people with them. 421 00:21:18,416 --> 00:21:20,656 The UN came after us today, but we really dodged a bullet 422 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,390 by saving them from bullets. 423 00:21:22,424 --> 00:21:24,662 I just wanna say I was only siding 424 00:21:24,695 --> 00:21:27,701 - with the UN for immunity. - Yeah, you told us. 425 00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:29,438 Oh, no. Uh, guys? 426 00:21:29,471 --> 00:21:30,951 In light of recent events, 427 00:21:30,974 --> 00:21:33,245 it is with overwhelming support 428 00:21:33,278 --> 00:21:35,984 from our member nations that this council votes 429 00:21:36,017 --> 00:21:38,957 to declare all private independent 430 00:21:38,990 --> 00:21:41,696 spy agencies illegal. 431 00:21:41,729 --> 00:21:44,935 They will be given 30 days to disband. 432 00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:52,862 Is that 30 calendar days or business days? 433 00:21:53,452 --> 00:21:55,914 God damn it. 434 00:21:56,323 --> 00:22:00,200 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- Addic7ed.com -- 34608

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