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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,523 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,625 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,627 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,296 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,931 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:24,201 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,203 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:28,205 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:31,041 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:34,144 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,047 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,916 ♪ you'll see that Life is a ball again ♪ 13 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:43,353 ♪ laughter is calling for you ♪ 14 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,456 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,148 ♪ three's company too ♪ 16 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:11,448 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 17 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,204 ♪ three's company too. ♪ 18 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,787 Send him in. 19 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:22,124 Good morning. You wanted To see me, mr. Travers? 20 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:23,993 Sit down, jack. 21 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:26,262 We have something very Important to talk about. 22 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:29,366 Mr. Travers, if this is about Sally woodrow, it was a big mistake. 23 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:31,200 - jack... - no, you don't understand. 24 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:34,537 Her locker is right next to mine and When she dropped her pots and pans, 25 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:38,129 We bent down to pick them up. I Thought I was grabbing her double boiler. 26 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,246 Jack, I'm not interested In her double boiler. 27 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,215 You're not? Then why Did you call me in here? 28 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:49,675 I didn't call you in Here, jack. Destiny did. 29 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:53,756 - oh. - jack, 30 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,359 Why do you think I became Dean of this school? 31 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:58,728 Because of the money? 32 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:01,063 No, not because of the money. 33 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:04,501 - because it's easy? - no, it's not easy! 34 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:07,959 - because I'm a nice guy? - no, you're not a nice guy. 35 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,808 No, no, no. I mean, You are a nice guy, 36 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:13,776 But that's not why you uh... 37 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,078 What was the question? 38 00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:18,681 Come over here, jack, And I'll show you why. 39 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:20,683 You're looking at My pride and joy... 40 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:23,520 First place in the california Tech school bake-off, 41 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:26,322 - nine years in a row. - hey, that's really good. 42 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:28,925 Three years ago, this Was our baked alaska. 43 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:31,628 The year before that, this Was our strawberry tart. 44 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,933 Aren't they a Little stale by now? 45 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:38,100 - sorry. - and this year, jack, 46 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:40,703 You're our chocolate mousse. 47 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:44,473 - excuse me... What? - you are gonna represent Our school in the bake-off. 48 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,375 Me?! 49 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:49,712 Well, I'm... I'm terribly flattered, Mr. Travers, but why me? 50 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:53,550 Because your pastry teacher says You are our most promising chef. 51 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:56,419 This is the rose Bowl of baking, jack. 52 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:59,556 And I need the o.J. Simpson of crusts. 53 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,692 Wow, I'm truly Honored, mr. Travers. 54 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,727 Of course you are. 55 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:06,963 - it's not Gonna be easy, jack. - oh, I know that. 56 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:09,432 I mean, it's gonna Be a lot of tasting, 57 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:11,434 Testing, perfecting, 58 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:14,270 No distraction, jack! The next few weeks, 59 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:17,596 You'll be eating, sleeping, And drinking mousse pie. 60 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,512 That's certainly not gonna Be a piece of cake, is it? 61 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:26,148 Pie... I'm sorry. 62 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:29,586 My roommates are gonna Understand. Don't worry about that. 63 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,688 Oh, that's right. 64 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,523 I mean, the last time we Talked, you were living... 65 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:37,259 - with a number of girls. - no, two... Only two. 66 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:39,283 "Only two." 67 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:43,566 Well, this is gonna take A lot of your time, jack. 68 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:46,402 I mean, don't you think you Ought to change the way you live? 69 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:49,505 No, no, the way I live is a Definite plus, mr. Travers. 70 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:52,597 - I'm cooking all the time. - really? 71 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:57,546 Well, that's about it, jack, 72 00:03:57,570 --> 00:04:00,216 But before you go let Me give you some advice. 73 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,118 - yeah. - don't get uptight. 74 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:04,520 - don't get panicky. - no. 75 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:06,188 - and don't get nervous. - I won't. 76 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:08,713 - and most important... Don't lose. - yes sir. 77 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:19,468 - hi, jack. - "Hi, jack"? Chrissy, This isn't a "Hi, jack" day. 78 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:22,438 - this is a "Wow, jack" day. - why? What happened? 79 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:25,341 Only the best thing that's Ever happened to me in my life. 80 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:28,344 You made out with that Blonde in your pastry class? 81 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:30,346 Second best thing 82 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:33,282 That's ever happened To me in my life. 83 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:35,918 - jack, don't keep us In suspense. Tell us. - all right. 84 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,354 The tech schools of california 85 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:41,524 Are holding their annual Bake-off competition... 86 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:44,661 Jack, that's so terrific, That's fantastic, 87 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,496 That's so exciting! 88 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,465 Chrissy, wait a minute. 89 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,567 He didn't tell us the Good news yet, okay? 90 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:55,126 - come on, jack, tell us. - only if she'll promise To do that again. 91 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:58,741 Okay, she promises. Now tell it. 92 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:02,278 I just talked to my dean. He Wants my chocolate mousse pie 93 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,514 - to represent our school! - no kidding. 94 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,048 - oh, jack... - the bake-off. 95 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:08,952 - I'm so proud of you. - yeah, I can't believe it. 96 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,354 - janet: that's great. - all right, girls. Sit down. 97 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:13,523 - I wanna talk to you. - chrissy and janet: okay. 98 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:16,960 Stop... 99 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,929 All right. Now, listen, girls, 100 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:21,998 I'm gonna be trying out 101 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,601 A lot of different Kinds of recipes, okay? 102 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:27,069 - so I'm gonna Be very, very busy. - we understand. 103 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:30,172 Yeah, but that means things are Gonna have to change around here. 104 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:32,575 - okay. Like what? - well, for openers, 105 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:35,544 You girls gotta stop hugging And kissing me this week. 106 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:37,646 I've got no time for that. 107 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:40,516 - "Hugging and kissing"? - yeah, I know it's not Gonna be easy. 108 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,484 And I don't want you sneaking 109 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,453 Into my room late at Night for a little fun. 110 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:47,489 - huh? - oh, I can see You're upset, 111 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,391 You crazy kids. 112 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:52,128 I understand you're Disappointment, so I'll tell you what, 113 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:55,031 Let's get this week's hugging And kissing over with right now. 114 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:58,356 - oh, jack... - jack, I have a headache! 115 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,042 - chrissy: jack? - not now, chrissy. 116 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,577 - whatever it is, ask janet. - she's not home. 117 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:11,247 Chrissy, I don't have Time for questions. 118 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:13,415 I don't have time for anything. 119 00:06:13,439 --> 00:06:16,908 okay, jack. I just needed You in the bedroom, that's all. 120 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:22,391 Why didn't you say It was important? 121 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:26,229 - I didn't want to disturb you. - chrissy, the day you stop Disturbing me 122 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:28,898 Is the day I run And see my doctor. 123 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:31,134 Can you help me make the bed? 124 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,136 You don't have to go To all that trouble. 125 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,337 Jack, will you cut it out? 126 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:38,763 - just grab an end. - I was trying to. 127 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:42,211 - of the sheets. - okay, okay, okay. 128 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,680 - I can't get The corners on. - all right. 129 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:46,515 - okay, just pull. - chrissy, come on. 130 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:50,586 - give me some slack. - they don't fit. 131 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,755 Okay, chrissy. Here, I've got an idea. 132 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:56,159 - all right, look, I'll bend this up... - yeah. 133 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:59,717 Okay? Now, you hold this, while I put the end over this corner. 134 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:06,402 Now get the sheet. Here's the sheet. 135 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,238 That was good, chrissy. 136 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:12,931 - what's going on? - well, jack was just Giving me a hand. 137 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,178 Don't you ever stop? 138 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,547 We're having a little Problem making the bed. 139 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:20,917 You wouldn't if You got off it first. 140 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,319 Here, chrissy, you take The rent down to the ropers, 141 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:25,254 - I'll take Care of the bed. - oh, good deal. 142 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,556 - yeah. - okay, this is gonna be A little problem. 143 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:29,558 - pardon me? - first things first. 144 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:32,595 I will hold this end, then We'll get the mattress... 145 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,485 How did you do that?! 146 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,936 - both: oh. - hi, mrs. Roper. 147 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,405 Oh, chrissy, hey, listen, Do you have any aspirin? 148 00:07:43,429 --> 00:07:45,608 I think I'm coming Down with a cold. 149 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:49,100 That's funny, I was just Coming down with the rent. 150 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,617 - here's the rent. - oh, thanks. 151 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,619 I think I have some Aspirin in my purse. 152 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,888 You know, this morning I Woke up with a headache. 153 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:02,525 - you did? So did I. - mine was pounding. 154 00:08:02,549 --> 00:08:04,727 Mine was snoring. 155 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:12,535 Hey, you. You're in A good mood today. 156 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:15,938 I was just thinking about Jack. It was so funny. 157 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:18,074 Yeah? What? Tell me, Tell me what happened. 158 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:20,777 You should've seen us. I asked Jack to help me make the bed, 159 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,112 And we couldn't get the Sheets on the mattress. 160 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:25,081 I'd pull my corner And his would fall off. 161 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:28,017 Then he'd pull his corner, Mine would fall off. 162 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:30,553 We made a complete Shambles of the bedroom. 163 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:32,510 Mrs. Roper: oh, that Must've been fun. 164 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:37,582 No matter how hard we tried, Jack and I could not get it on. 165 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,634 Then we started laughing And janet walked in, 166 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:47,625 And she found the Two of us in bed. 167 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,373 - hold it, hold it. - oh, stanley. 168 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:53,442 - where's jack now? - he's in there with janet. 169 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,386 He's trying to Get it on with her. 170 00:08:57,604 --> 00:09:00,083 Jack is so clumsy About those things. 171 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:03,485 And so is stanley. 172 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:05,621 Wait a minute, wait a minute! 173 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:08,390 I want those two out of That bedroom right now. 174 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:11,594 Why? You want them to drag The bed out on the front porch 175 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,551 And make it there? 176 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:17,667 What?! 177 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:20,136 - hi, mr. Roper, Hi, mrs. Roper. - mrs. Roper: oh, hi. 178 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,680 Don't ever ask me To try that again. 179 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,344 I knew jack wouldn't change. 180 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,768 You can't tinker With a tinkerbell. 181 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,817 You got it all Wrong, stanley, but... 182 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:37,687 No, never mind. I'll explain it later. 183 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,356 Mr. Roper, did you come up Here for something special? 184 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,359 Oh, yeah. I'm fixing The garage door. 185 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,795 I need somebody with Muscles to help me. 186 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,797 - oh, okay. I'll get jack. - not jack. 187 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:50,488 I came up to get helen. 188 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:56,639 After 15 unsuccessful tries, 189 00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:59,976 I've finally come up with A guaranteed winner. 190 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,812 Presenting the ultimate pastry, 191 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:05,081 A new high in chocolativity, 192 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,517 The tripper mousse pie mark 16! 193 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,619 Yes, sir. 194 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:12,655 Oh, jack, you know, This is really exciting. 195 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:16,525 Oh, yeah, janet. This is really An important day for me. 196 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,861 My whole future Could depend on that pie. 197 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:21,530 Listen, I got a couple of Hours before the contest, 198 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:24,834 - so I better change Change and shower now. - anything I can do to help? 199 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,436 Yeah. Take your choice. Do you Wanna change me or shower me? 200 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,206 Oh, I'm not gonna Do anything to you. 201 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:33,142 - do we have any tissues? - yeah, there's a new box In the kitchen. 202 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,278 - oh, thanks. - hey, janet? What do you Think I should wear? 203 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,415 - gosh, jack, I don't know. - see, I wanna look humble, 204 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,051 But not too humble. I wanna Look proud, but not too proud. 205 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,020 I wanna look like a winner! 206 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,244 Then wear a blue ribbon. 207 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,525 "Wear a blue ribbon." You tickle me, janet. 208 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:49,892 Yeah? 209 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:52,683 - now I'm gonna Tickle you. - no! Jack! 210 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,801 Hey, chrissy, did You find the tissue... 211 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:03,394 Boy, this is the best Pie jack ever made. 212 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:14,617 Oh, I feel awful. 213 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:17,754 I feel terrible. 214 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,656 But how was I supposed to know? Jack's made so many pies this week. 215 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,625 I didn't know this was the one. 216 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,526 Yeah. Well... 217 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:28,330 It was a mistake, chrissy. Anybody could make a mistake. 218 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,299 Yeah, but this was stupid! 219 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,791 It's not like me to Do stupid things. 220 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,877 - well, honey... - oh, janet. 221 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,445 No, chrissy, listen, What's done is done. 222 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:46,215 - but jack's gonna kill me. - you're exaggerating. 223 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:49,473 - tell me the truth. - he's gonna kill you. 224 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:53,622 If only I could think of Some way to make it up to him. 225 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:57,515 - well... - I mean besides that. 226 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,252 Nothing. 227 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,433 Unless we could Get a substitute. 228 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,502 Oh, good idea. I'll move out 229 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:09,305 And you get a substitute. 230 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:12,041 No, chrissy, not for you. Not for you, honey, for the pie. 231 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,010 We buy another pie. 232 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,912 - we do? - yeah. 233 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:19,448 Jack told me this morning there was one Just like this at the hoffmeier's bakery. 234 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,584 Janet, that's dishonest. I couldn't do that. 235 00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,821 Sure. When jack comes Out of the shower, 236 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,123 You just go in and tell Him you ate his prize pie. 237 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,813 - let's go to hoffmeier's. - yeah. 238 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:33,296 Hi, girls. 239 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,397 Hi, jack. What are you doing? 240 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:39,268 I'm going to the kitchen. 241 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,270 No! What for? 242 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:44,273 I wanna get my pie out of the Fridge. I don't want it to be frozen. 243 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,497 No, jack. Uh... 244 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,579 Why don't you let chrissy And I do that for you? 245 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:54,217 Yeah. You have so many things to Do, getting ready for the contest. 246 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:57,320 Right. I mean, just Take a look at you. 247 00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,323 You're not gonna go to the Contest like that, are you? 248 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:03,125 Of course not, I'm Gonna put on my shoes. 249 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,196 You're gonna put on Shoes. I can't believe it. 250 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,531 That's so funny. 251 00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:12,101 - jack, I think you Should get dressed. - okay. 252 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,872 That really breaks me up. You're gonna wear shoes. 253 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,908 We've a couple of minutes. It'll Take him a while to get dressed. 254 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,609 - how do we get the pie? - I don't know, 255 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,880 'cause we have to stay and Keep him out of the kitchen. 256 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,215 We can get mrs. Roper To go get it for us. 257 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:29,752 Chrissy, you just Had a smart idea! 258 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,321 Oh, thank you. 259 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:36,480 - gosh, I guess there's A first time for everything. - yeah... 260 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,631 What's keeping mrs. Roper? 261 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:46,002 Can you relax, please? It's only Been 10 minutes since we called her. 262 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,959 Chrissy, chrissy, chrissy! 263 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,341 - okay. - now, listen to me. 264 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:55,411 Everything is just Gonna be perfectly fine, 265 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,080 - as long as jack stays In his bedroom. - yeah. 266 00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,383 Hi, girls. 267 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:04,120 What is the matter with you Two today? You're both so jumpy. 268 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:07,556 - who? Us? - we're okay. 269 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,094 Stop it! 270 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,430 - where are you going, jack? - I'm gonna get my pie. 271 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,899 - no, you can't Get your pie. - why not? 272 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:19,768 Because... Be... Because... 273 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:23,239 Because... 274 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:27,009 You're not planning on going to the Bake-off dressed like that, are you? 275 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:30,579 - like what? - well, that tie, Of course. 276 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,781 What's wrong with it? 277 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,851 He doesn't know. 278 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,820 Jack, 279 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,456 Of course everyone knows That polka dots are bad luck. 280 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,347 Yeah. 281 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:47,930 Oh, come on, that's Superstitious nonsense. 282 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:51,655 I don't... I don't need to depend On luck to win any contest. 283 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,139 You really think polka Dots are bad luck? 284 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,841 Why take any chances, Jack? You know what I mean? 285 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,111 Yeah, you might be right. Why take any chances? 286 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,980 That's right. You get in There. You change that tie. 287 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:08,939 Oh, mrs. Roper, where are you? 288 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,296 Both: I'll get it! 289 00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:16,358 Mrs. Roper, we are So glad to see you. 290 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,494 - janet, which tie Do you like best? - hmm? 291 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,119 Janet: uh... 292 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,890 - this one, definitely. - who's at the door, Chrissy? 293 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,772 Wrong number. 294 00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:32,774 - you better go Get that tie on. - which? This? 295 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,844 Yeah, the brown one. Definitely, The brown one looks so good on you. 296 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,813 That's a real good Color for you, jack. 297 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,449 Mrs. Roper, we're So glad to see you. 298 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,473 You could've fooled me. 299 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,488 Let's get a look At that pie, okay? 300 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,224 Yeah, what do you See? Isn't that perfect? 301 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,459 - oh, chrissy, Take it into the kitchen. - right. 302 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,194 - chrissy. - what? 303 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,862 - get rid Of the other pie. - right. 304 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:57,299 Stanley is driving us to the bake-off. I better get him to warm up the car. 305 00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:01,058 - that car is hard to start. - everything stanley's got Is hard to start. 306 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,509 Well, how do you like it? 307 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,893 Uh... What, jack? How do I like what? 308 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,382 - never mind. I'm gonna get my pie. - no, jack! 309 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,608 Uh... Don't go in The kitchen, jack. 310 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,198 Wait a minute, janet. I don't wanna be late. 311 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:32,568 Oh, jack, you see, It... It's your tie. 312 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,693 - what's wrong with it? - oh, that... Oops, see, Look at that. 313 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,813 - come on, janet, hurry up. - it's not straight Yet, jack. 314 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,882 - can't we straighten it On the way? - hey! 315 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,307 Want this tie to Be straight or not? 316 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,498 All right, janet, Enough's enough! 317 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,788 - I'm gonna get my pie. - no, jack, jack! 318 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:16,033 - what is your problem? - oh, jack, I just want you To look really good. 319 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:32,883 What's with you, chrissy? You look like The cat that just swallowed the canary. 320 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,423 Chrissy, you didn't?! 321 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,914 Janet, I feel sick. 322 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:56,151 - I would too If I ate a whole pie. - this isn't what I mean. 323 00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:58,754 I mean, what I've done is wrong. 324 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,944 - it's dishonest. - oh, chrissy, 325 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,761 Well, I don't know what More I could've done, jack. 326 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,196 I've worked hard, I've planned, 327 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,733 I've organized, I prayed. 328 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,491 - I made The best pie I could. - that might help too. 329 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,606 Oh, look at that Gorgeous trophy. 330 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,008 I'd love to get My hands on that. 331 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:22,966 - jack? - I'd love to get My hands on that. 332 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,115 Mr. Travers, I'd like you to Meet one of my roommates, 333 00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,551 - this is chrissy snow. - oh, well... I mean... 334 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:32,154 It's a pleasure to Finally meet you. 335 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:35,157 - chrissy. - this is my other roommate, Janet wood... Mr. Travers. 336 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:38,460 - how do you do, sir? - oh, you two must be Pretty proud of jack. 337 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:42,264 - not easy to get a pie in here. - you can say that again. 338 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:46,602 In just a few minutes jack's Pie is gonna win me my trophy. 339 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,137 Well... What if it doesn't? 340 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:52,874 Well, I'd hate to see jack looking For a new school next year. 341 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,736 - you okay, jack? - peachy, just peachy. 342 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,651 - jack... - chrissy, what's the matter with you? 343 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,242 - you're acting like that Was your pie. - so are you. 344 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:11,059 Oh, hi. Gosh, what took you Guys so long to get in here? 345 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,530 Stanley was too chintzy To pay for a parking lot. 346 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,065 We had to walk four blocks... 347 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,067 And park in an alley. 348 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,169 I don't trust the Guys in those lots. 349 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:24,606 Last time I pulled into a parking Lot the paint got chipped off my car. 350 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:28,065 That was your fault, for Trying to drive under the chain. 351 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:33,103 Stanley, let's look around. 352 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:37,519 Uh-oh, they're about To start the judging. 353 00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:40,856 Boy... I don't know how Anybody can tell anything, 354 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,091 - all those pies Look alike to me. - oh, no, janet, 355 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,327 Any great chef can tell His own food instantly, 356 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:49,119 - just by tasting it. - no kidding. 357 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:55,125 - hey. Hey, look, That's mr. Hoffmeier. - where? 358 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:01,944 - hoffmeier, the baker. - that's right, he's One of the judges. 359 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:07,349 It's a pleasure having you As a judge, mr. Hoffmeier. 360 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,451 That's understandable. 361 00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:12,120 We turned out some great Chefs from our school. 362 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:15,891 Chefs?! Cookie cutters. 363 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:19,395 Chrissy, will you stop Acting so nervous? 364 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:22,197 I can't help it. 365 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,199 I have something to tell you. 366 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,156 What is it? 367 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,906 Jack, that isn't Your pie, up there. 368 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:34,910 Ha-ha-ha. Don't be silly, Of course it's my pie. 369 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:39,047 It isn't, it isn't. Mrs. Roper bought That pie at mr. Hoffmeier's bakery. 370 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,417 She what? 371 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:44,787 It's all my fault. I ate Your pie by mistake. 372 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:48,256 - you what?! - I'm sorry, it wasn't My fault. 373 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,626 Oh, chrissy, I'm ruined. What am I gonna do...? 374 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,365 It's all right. Don't cry 375 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:59,034 Don't cry, chrissy. It's okay. 376 00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:02,270 How could you make Such a stupid mistake? 377 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,272 - shh... - I'm sorry. 378 00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:07,416 You're having a little Trouble with your harem? 379 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:11,913 I have a problem Here, mr. Travers... 380 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,982 - she ate my pie. - no, she didn't. 381 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:17,085 - there's your pie, Safe on that table. - no, you don't understand. 382 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,255 I just found out That is not my pie. 383 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,124 Joking, ha-ha-ha, always joking. 384 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:25,093 No. I wish I were Joking. It's true. 385 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,429 I'm... I'm gonna have to Withdraw from the contest. 386 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,598 - you're not joking? - no. Mr. Travers, 387 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:33,502 It wouldn't be right for me To win with somebody else's pie. 388 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,905 Jack, you don't know how Good it is to hear you say that. 389 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,341 As an educator, It's pleasing to know 390 00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:41,877 That you've learned Something about integrity. 391 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,912 Yeah, thank you. I'll get my pie. 392 00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:46,448 You do it, and I'll Break your arm. 393 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:49,485 Mr. Travers, it's immoral. I'm gonna get my pie. 394 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:52,153 - now wait a minute! Jack! - no, I've made up My mind. 395 00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:55,190 - mr. Hoffmeier... I'm withdrawing my pie. - don't listen to him. 396 00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,859 - no, you're not. - yes, I am. 397 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,027 No, you're not! 398 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,897 Get away from me. Get away from me! 399 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:04,733 - you dummkopf! - it was an accident. 400 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:08,737 - accident? I'll show you an accident. - I'm sorry about that. 401 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:16,366 Oh, stanley, you Look ridiculous. 402 00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:32,550 Janet: oh, this is awful. 403 00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:38,800 Janet: mrs. Rop... 404 00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:41,358 - oh, mrs. Roper. - mrs. Roper: oh, janet. 405 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,433 - no, no, no! Wait a minute. - what?! 406 00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:59,254 Stop it! Stop it this instant. 407 00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:02,090 I think this is Disgraceful! Disgraceful! 408 00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:05,927 I came here tonight to Win this trophy and I want it. 409 00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:08,485 Do you hear me? I want it! 410 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,214 It's all your fault, helen. 411 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:30,118 I let you talk me into Wear my best suit?! 412 00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:34,122 I let you talk me into driving Jack and his chocolate mousse... 413 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,291 To this stupid place?! 414 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:39,261 That's the trouble with me? I Let you talk me into everything! 415 00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:42,730 Not everything, stanley. 416 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:46,734 I don't know what you mean. Besides, I'm in no mood to fool around. 417 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:49,404 That's what I mean. 418 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,973 One more crack... 419 00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:55,210 One more crack, Helen... And so help me. 420 00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:58,579 You wouldn't dare? 421 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,381 - oh, no? - no. 422 00:24:00,405 --> 00:24:03,318 No, no, no, mr. And Mrs. Roper, not you two. 423 00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:06,521 Please don't fight. Look, What happened tonight 424 00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:10,425 Was just one of those things. It wasn't your fault, mrs. Roper. 425 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,560 And it wasn't your fault. 426 00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:15,752 If it was anybody's Fault, it was my fault. 427 00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:52,901 Ritter's voice: three's Company was videotaped 428 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:55,025 in front of a studio audience. 34698

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