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Come and knock on our door
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we've been waiting for you
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where the kisses are hers
and hers and his
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three's company too
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come and dance on our floor
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take a step that is new
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we've a lovable space
that needs your face
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three's company too
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you'll see that life
is a ball again
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laughter is
calling for you
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down at our rendezvous
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three's company too
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ya? Oh, hey, janet, come
o n in for a second, will
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sure.
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You know i finished that spicy
book you gave me to read.
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That was quick.
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I just gave it to you yesterday.
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L.
Yeah, well i'm no foo
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wn. I went straight for the pa
ges with the corners turned do
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i read it last night in bed.
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M. It was like reading a
gour met menu at a health far
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well, i'm glad
you enjoyed it.
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Oh, don't go
yet. Come on, sit down a minute
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y. I haven't spoken to
a s oul in this whole da
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well, what about mr. Roper?
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S, him-huh-all i get from
him is one grunt for ye
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er. Two grunts for no, and a
b urp when he wants his dinn
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rs. That's all i've go tten for 20 yea
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well, almost-it'll be 20 yea
rs day after tomorrow
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your anniversary?
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Ah.
Ye
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oh, wow, how great!
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Are you gonna see a show
or anything?
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A," oh, yes, yes, we'll see
a show, all right, "barett
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followed by "charlie's angels."
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This is our social calendar.
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Ary. He won't even remem
ber it's our annivers
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ah, i can't imagine anybody
forgetting a thing like that.
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Le. Oh i do envy y ou, young peop
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aah, the life you lead
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oh, there's nothing to it.
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You just have to be flat broke.
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G. Yeah, but there's y
our boyfriends and everythin
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yeah, but they're only
after one thing.
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U!
Oh, i do envy yo
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stupid doctor!
That stupid doctor!
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Stanley, what happened?
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He said
i was in perfect shape.
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Isn't that good?
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Not to stanley
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y when he goes for a checkup
he thinks he's wasting his mone
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im. Unless the doctor find
s something wrong with h
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there's plenty
wrong with me.
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I can't argue with that
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helen.
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Oh, i'm sorry, stanley, did you
tell him about your pain?
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No, we didn't talk about you.
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Oh, by the way, you wife
was just telling me
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that day after tomorrow
is a very special day.
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Special?
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Uh-huh.
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Wednesday?
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"Baretta"!
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"Charlie's angels"!
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See?
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I tried.
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See ya later.
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Ah, hold it.
Hold it. Hold it.
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I want you to talk to your
roommate, chrissy,
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and warn her.
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Okay-about what?
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Ock well, i was looking out
this window about three o'cl
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aked in the morning and i
saw her walking around half-n
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wn.
In her nightgo
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what-oh my god-she's
sleep walking, again!
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D. Sleep walking-e h-this
is a decent neighborhoo
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ep, now, if she wants to w alk in her sle
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you tell her to get dresse
d before going to bed.
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That's a brilliant idea!
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All right, stanley, how did you
just happen to be peeping
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out the window at three o'clock
in the morning?
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Peeping?
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Me-i wasn't peeping.
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L-i wanted to see what th
e weather was like.
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Then why didn't you look
out our bedroom window?
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And wake you up?
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You wouldn't want me to wake yo
up in the middle of the night,
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would you?
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Heaven's no!
And break your perfect record?
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You mean i walked out
into the street in my nightie?
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Oh, janet, i am so embarrassed!
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Oh, hey, forget embarrassed.
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I'm just glad that you
weren't hurt, that's all
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now, chrissy, what's making you
walk in your sleep this time?
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Chrissy, what's bothering you-
- what's-
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well, chrissy, what?
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Oh, it must be mr. Rogers.
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His secretary's out sick and i'
substituting for her this week.
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Oh, is he giving you
a rough time?
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Oh, i just can't
keep up with him.
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He dictates too fast?
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It's not his dictation-
it's his hands.
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The girls in the office call
him christopher columbus.
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What?
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The explorer?
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Hey, why don't you
complain to his boss?
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He is the boss
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you have got a problem.
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Hi!
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And the one thing i'm concerned
about with now
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is the sleep walking, though.
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Sleep walking-what are yo
u talking about?
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Jack, chrissy walked
in her sleep last night
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right out into the street.
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Are you serious?
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How long has this been going on?
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Oh, it started
when i was a kid.
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You know it wasn't easy
being a minister's daughter
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i had to be the best in school,
the best in bible class-
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and when i couldn't do that
, i got so nervous,
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i started walking in my sleep.
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Well, just relax.
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I've got something that wil
l take your mind off of it.
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I wonder what
he's up to this time.
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What've you got
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oh what a sweet little thing.
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Yeah-
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oh, oh, how cute.
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Oh, where did you get him?
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My friend, larry,
gave him to me.
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Honest larry-
the used car salesman?
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Only thing larry ever gave
anyone was the business.
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Oh, come on-just because
he calls himself "honest larry"
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doesn't mean he's a croo
k.
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Besides, this time
i gave him the business.
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How?
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Well, larry has a soft spot
for animals,
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and he wanted to get rid of this
litter of pups so i took one.
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And that's giving him
the business?
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Well, i also owed him $25
and i told him
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that if i took a puppy,
he'd have to cancel the debt.
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Ah, you've got a soft spot, too
, right here.
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What do ya mean?
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We can't keep it.
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Why not?
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Oh, janet-
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oh, now come on, you guys,
you know roper's rules-
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no dogs or babies allowed.
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Oh
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yeah, well, we're keeping half
of the bargain-so far.
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If we keep this dog, mr. Roper
will cancel our lease.
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We'll be out on the street!
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She's right, ja
ck.
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Well, what am i
supposed to do, now?
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Hey.
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Larry's not gonna
take that dog back-
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that lousy, used car salesman!
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Hi, larry, we were just
talking about you!
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Hi, jack!
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Come on in!
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You know larry.
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Hi.
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Sure-what are you giving away
this time-
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your pet tarantula?
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Larry, it's about the dog-
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me. I know. I know.
You don't have to tell
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oh, that's a relief.
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I thought you'd object.
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Why would i object
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isn't he something?
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Er. And, i'm not go ing
to charge for it, eith
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charge for what?
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Ah, this rubber bone
- i forgot to give it to jack.
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It's good for the teeth
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i didn't know your teeth were
giving you trouble, jack.
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It's for the puppy.
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Larry, you're gonna
have to take this dog back.
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You don't want that sweet
, little-cute,
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little-loveable, little
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larry, we are not
allowed to have any pets.
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U?
You've got him, haven't yo
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he's housebro
ken.
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Here.
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No, no, wait, whoa, whoa- wha
t about the 25 bucks
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i'll pay you somehow-here.
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Ow. Hey, she really likes yo u, you kn
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larry-
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she knows you wouldn't-
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you-
betray her-
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larry, please, we just
can't have a dog!
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Oh, much as we love her-
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why don't you hold her
for a minute, chrissy.
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Larry!
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Okay, okay, i get
the message.
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Well, that's it, little girl,
i've tried everybody i know
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nobody seems to want you.
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I guess i'll just to have to-
- you know-
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at?
Have to wh
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have her put to sleep.
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Larry, hey, that
horror story stuff
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is not gonna work here, man.
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Yeah, well, ah, you mustn't
blame yourselves.
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We-we won't.
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Okay.
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It's the last time
you'll be seeing her.
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You wanna give her one, la
st, little stroke, chrissy
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larry?
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Yeah?
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Bye.
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I'm going.
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Well-
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e?
Anyone for coffe
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hey, he won't do it-
you know?
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Not larry-that old softie.
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How about a cookie?
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I mean, he will have to get
rid of it somehow-
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what
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i mean he'll give it
to someone else.
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Y? Would you li ke a cookie, chriss
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anyway, it's not my
responsibility, is it?
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Nd- look at this -
it's your favorite ki
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chocolate chip
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got nothing to do with me!
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I'm not gonna lose any sleep
over a stupid little puppy!
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Oh for heavens sakes
- go get the dog
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right.
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Hey lar-
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i'll see ya, you old softie
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chrissy... chrissy.
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Oh my god.
Oh, jack! Jack!
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What is it?
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Chrissy is walking in her sleep
again-come on!
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Chrissy-
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oh boy, just as i
was dozing off.
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Why can't she sleep walk
in the daytime?
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Stop shouting.
You'll wake her.
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I'm not shouting!
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Owww ieeee!
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Quietly.
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I almost broke my neck
on this garbage can.
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I don't know how to do
that quietly.
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Ht- that's a girl-in the doo
r-that's right-that's rig
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no-
okay-no-no-no-
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that's it.
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Go, now-back to bed.
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I don't know she can make i
t down those steps asleep.
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I'm awake and i fall down
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that's a girl.
She's getting back in bed
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is she really still asleep?
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Yeah.
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Oh boy, i hope she doesn'
t keep walking all night.
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Yeah, well, maybe i'll just
leave my bedroom door open
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just in case.
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Maybe not-
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well, i'll just go put
some iodine on this graze.
256
00:10:58,392 --> 00:11:00,359
Goodnight.
257
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,362
Don't worry about me.
258
00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:04,363
It's just a flesh wound,
i'll be fine.
259
00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:27,887
Shh-shhh-shhh-
260
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:38,898
you'll wake the ropers.
Quiet! Shh!
261
00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:40,399
If roper catches you, he'll sel
l you to the burger joint
262
00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,902
on the corner!
263
00:11:44,939 --> 00:11:47,406
What's the matter little, girl?
Hmm-hmm-
264
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,909
what's going on?
265
00:11:49,944 --> 00:11:51,410
Little thing can't sleep.
266
00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:52,411
You know-maybe she's hungry.
267
00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:52,912
Yeah.
268
00:11:52,947 --> 00:11:54,914
You better feed her.
269
00:11:54,949 --> 00:11:56,916
You wanna have some din-din
, huh, little baby?
270
00:11:56,951 --> 00:11:58,417
Watch out for that table.
271
00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,420
Oh, boy.
272
00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:03,422
Oh what are we gonna do?
273
00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:06,926
Chrissy, chrissy?
274
00:12:09,964 --> 00:12:12,932
Oh, that's cute!
275
00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:14,433
Yeah, there's nothing
a girl likes more
276
00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:15,434
than a little tickle
on the tummy.
277
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:24,443
Not like that! Like this.
278
00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:28,447
Yeah, is that better?
279
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:30,449
Ooohhh, that is much better.
280
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:31,951
You are so beautiful!
281
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:35,955
A blanket.
282
00:12:35,990 --> 00:12:37,957
Oh, no, it's warm enough
in here.
283
00:12:37,992 --> 00:12:41,460
Oh, ooohhhh,
i love your eyes.
284
00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:41,961
Ooohhh-
285
00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:43,462
here you go.
286
00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,464
This is gonna make
you feel so goooood.
287
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:52,972
Ooh-i could kiss
every inch of you!
288
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,978
No, jack!
Not on the table!
289
00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:04,984
On the floor
is better-
290
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:07,486
all right,
you guys, knock it off!
291
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:12,491
Hi.
292
00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:15,494
Hi.
293
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,997
Hi.
294
00:13:22,036 --> 00:13:25,004
Oh, doesn't anybody sleep
at night anymore?
295
00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,006
It's probably larry tryin
g to sell some used ear plugs.
296
00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:31,010
E?
You got a dog up her
297
00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:35,514
what makes you think that?
298
00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:36,015
I've been hea
ring a lot of whimpering.
299
00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:37,016
Oh, you mean like this?
300
00:13:40,054 --> 00:13:42,521
Yeah.
301
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:47,526
And, uh-
302
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:49,528
when i hurt myself, i cry,
and that's the way i cry.
303
00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:55,034
You really are
a very strange person.
304
00:13:58,072 --> 00:13:59,538
You know, lucky for you,
you don't have a dog up here,
305
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,040
otherwise, you'd be out
on the street,
306
00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:03,542
and that goes for all of you!
307
00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:10,049
Toe-
308
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,053
very strange.
309
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:19,558
We gotta get rid of that dog.
310
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:27,066
Oh, i hope jack finds
someone to take her.
311
00:14:27,101 --> 00:14:29,568
Yeah, but you know he's already
made about 20 calls.
312
00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:31,570
I feel so sorry
for the poor little thing.
313
00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:33,072
She's no place to go.
314
00:14:33,107 --> 00:14:34,573
Are you kidding?
315
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,075
I counted six places
she's gone already.
316
00:14:39,113 --> 00:14:41,080
Ck?
Any lu
317
00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:42,581
no luck.
318
00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:47,086
Here, would you take
a look at this dog food?
319
00:14:47,121 --> 00:14:47,586
See if it's supposed
to be heated.
320
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,093
Oh, janet, i'm sorry
to bother you
321
00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:55,594
but i need to borrow some milk.
322
00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:57,096
Milk?
323
00:14:57,131 --> 00:14:57,596
Milk.
324
00:15:00,134 --> 00:15:01,600
Of course you can borrow
some milk, mrs. Roper.
325
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,604
Of course you can mrs. Roper.
326
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:11,610
See i had a quart
but it went sour.
327
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:15,614
Mr. Roper fixed our fridge, and
you know how he fixes things.
328
00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:17,616
Now it defrosts every time
we flush the toilet.
329
00:15:21,155 --> 00:15:24,623
How nice.
330
00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:26,625
Chrissy, would you bring
mrs. Roper some milk?
331
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,128
Oh, you girls don't have
to wait on me.
332
00:15:29,163 --> 00:15:30,629
I'll get it myself.
333
00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:32,631
Oh you wanna go into the kitchen
yourself mrs. Roper?
334
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:37,136
Do find it a trifle
noisy in here, dear?
335
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,644
Come in, mrs. Roper.
336
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:46,645
Hi, here you are.
337
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:47,646
Oh, thank you, chrissy.
338
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,649
Hello, jack.
339
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:54,653
Oh, oh, is that something you
made in cooking school today?
340
00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,158
Yes as a matter of fact,
it is.
341
00:15:59,193 --> 00:16:02,161
It's a beef borgignon
342
00:16:02,196 --> 00:16:04,563
oh, that's french isn't it
343
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:08,067
uh, most of it.
344
00:16:08,102 --> 00:16:10,569
That looks delicious!
345
00:16:10,604 --> 00:16:13,572
Oh, but that's not enough for
the three of you is it?
346
00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:16,075
Uh, leftovers.
I was just throwing this out.
347
00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:18,077
Oh, no, no,
don't throw it out.
348
00:16:18,112 --> 00:16:19,578
Oh yes, there's too much
for us.
349
00:16:19,613 --> 00:16:21,080
Yes.
350
00:16:21,115 --> 00:16:23,082
Oh, well, it'll be a nice chang
e for mr. Roper.
351
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,587
The only time he tries something
french
352
00:16:28,622 --> 00:16:31,090
is when he gets a side order
with his big mac.
353
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:35,594
Mrs. Roper, i can't
let you have that.
354
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:36,595
Why not?
355
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:39,598
Uh, well, it's uh, cold.
356
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:41,100
Oh, i'll heat it up
in a jiffy.
357
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,101
Thanks, kids.
358
00:16:42,136 --> 00:16:44,603
Sure.
359
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:46,105
Oh, what are we gonna do now?
360
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,107
I don't know.
361
00:16:48,142 --> 00:16:49,108
I guess the little puppy will
just have to go hungry.
362
00:16:50,144 --> 00:16:52,111
Hold it. Hold it.
363
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:57,116
Hey, we can't let roper
eat dog food.
364
00:16:57,151 --> 00:17:01,620
Oh, why not?
365
00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:04,123
It's only horse meat.
366
00:17:04,158 --> 00:17:06,125
Well, you know a lot of people
do eat horse meat.
367
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,127
Yeah, maybe with
a b? Éarnaise sauce
368
00:17:08,162 --> 00:17:09,628
but not with added bone meal
and marrow bone jelly.
369
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:13,632
Maybe it'll give roper
a nice glossy coat.
370
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,636
Besides maybe he just
won't eat it.
371
00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:20,139
Right, there is only
one way to tell.
372
00:17:20,174 --> 00:17:21,640
The next time we see roper,
we'll throw a stick.
373
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,642
If he fetches-
374
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:26,645
i think i'd better
go down and stop him.
375
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:32,651
I fixed that drain pipe.
376
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:36,155
I must of gone up and down that
ladder 50 times today.
377
00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,656
Well, you should be
getting the hang of it soon.
378
00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:42,161
So much to do around here.
379
00:17:42,196 --> 00:17:44,663
You know that ladder's really
been a big help to me.
380
00:17:44,698 --> 00:17:45,664
Why don't you bring it
into the bedroom sometime?
381
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,671
I hope you got
something good to eat.
382
00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:53,672
I'm so hungry i could eat
a horse!
383
00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:59,178
Special treat
for your tonight, stanley.
384
00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:02,181
Jack made it.
It's beef borgignon.
385
00:18:05,219 --> 00:18:06,185
What's all that j
elly stuff in there
386
00:18:08,222 --> 00:18:10,189
it's supposed to be in there.
387
00:18:10,224 --> 00:18:11,190
Ny.
Smells fun
388
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,692
it's french!
389
00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:16,695
Oh.
390
00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:18,697
Why aren't you having some?
391
00:18:18,732 --> 00:18:20,699
Oh, well, there wasn't enough
for both of us
392
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,701
so i'm just having this ste
w that was leftover
393
00:18:22,736 --> 00:18:25,204
from last night.
394
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:28,207
Sure this stuff is good?
395
00:18:28,242 --> 00:18:32,211
Oh, for heavens sake,
stanley, jack made it.
396
00:18:32,246 --> 00:18:34,213
It's a gourmet dish.
397
00:18:34,248 --> 00:18:36,715
It's wonderful.
398
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:37,716
Then you eat it.
399
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,720
I'm gonna stick with the stew.
400
00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:43,722
T. I'm not in the mo od to experimen
401
00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:45,724
you never are.
402
00:18:50,264 --> 00:18:51,730
Your stew's not very good, but
at least i'm used to it.
403
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:54,233
Oh, hi, jack.
404
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:55,734
I'm sorry to bust in
on you like this.
405
00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:56,735
I can't let you eat that,
mr. Roper.
406
00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:58,737
Wait a minute-wait a minute!
407
00:18:58,772 --> 00:18:59,738
Hey. Hey. Hey.
408
00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:02,741
I'll just dump this
down the sink here.
409
00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:05,244
Helen, stop him!
410
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:06,745
I'll explain later,
mr. Roper.
411
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,247
That was my dinner.
412
00:19:08,282 --> 00:19:11,750
Yes, well, goodnight.
413
00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:13,252
He dumped my dinner
down the sink.
414
00:19:13,287 --> 00:19:15,254
I heard.
415
00:19:15,289 --> 00:19:17,256
What is he,
crazy or something?
416
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:20,759
Oh, he's probably just shy abou
t people eating his cooking
417
00:19:20,794 --> 00:19:22,761
when he's still a student
418
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,264
he dumped my dinner
down the sink!
419
00:19:25,299 --> 00:19:28,267
Oh, now don't get
excited stanley.
420
00:19:28,302 --> 00:19:30,269
My dinner's floating out to sea
and you tell me
421
00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:32,771
not to get excited?
422
00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:33,772
I'll fix you something else
423
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:37,276
never mind, never mind.
424
00:19:37,311 --> 00:19:38,777
I'll eat some of this french-
- uh-whatever you call it
425
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:53,792
janet, i've just been
in the bathroom.
426
00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:55,294
Oh! Must you announce
those things?
427
00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:57,796
The puppy's not there,
it's gone!
428
00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,298
What?
429
00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,300
I thought you took it
to bed with you.
430
00:20:01,335 --> 00:20:03,302
No, i wouldn't do that.
What about the fleas?
431
00:20:03,337 --> 00:20:04,303
I don't think
the dog would mind.
432
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,307
Janet, that little puppy
could not climb
433
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:09,808
out of the box herself.
434
00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:10,809
Someone must have taken it!
435
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:11,810
Chrissy?
436
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:12,811
Yeah. Chrissy!
437
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:13,812
Yeah?
438
00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:16,315
Oh, jack!
439
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,317
Oh! I'm sorry.
440
00:20:18,352 --> 00:20:20,319
Oh, no, no.
Listen, that's my fault.
441
00:20:20,354 --> 00:20:21,320
I shouldn't stick my nose
into other people's doors
442
00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:25,324
ee?
Want some coff
443
00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:26,325
oh, no time,
i've gotta get to work.
444
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,826
Chrissy, have you seen
the puppy?
445
00:20:27,861 --> 00:20:28,327
Oh, yeah.
The ropers have it.
446
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,830
What?!
447
00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:33,832
Chrissy, wait a minute!
448
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:34,833
How did that pup
py get down there
449
00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:35,334
well i gave it to them.
450
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:36,835
At?
You wh
451
00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:38,337
why did you give it
to the ropers?
452
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:40,339
Well, i had to find a good home
for it
453
00:20:40,374 --> 00:20:41,840
and this way
we have visiting rights.
454
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,842
Oh, good chrissy,
you blew it.
455
00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:44,843
Now, we've really had it.
456
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,345
The ropers know we were
keeping a dog up here.
457
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:48,347
No they don't.
458
00:20:48,382 --> 00:20:50,349
But if you gave it to them
, they have to
459
00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:53,352
ah, ah-see, they don't k
now that i gave it to them.
460
00:20:53,387 --> 00:20:56,355
What'd you do, wear a mask?
461
00:20:56,390 --> 00:20:58,357
No, i wore my robe.
462
00:20:58,392 --> 00:21:00,859
See i put it out on their
front door step this morning.
463
00:21:00,894 --> 00:21:02,861
Oh, you didn't leave
that little puppy down there
464
00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:03,862
all by itself did you?
465
00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:05,364
Of course not.
466
00:21:05,399 --> 00:21:07,866
I waited until i saw
mrs. Roper pick it up.
467
00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:08,867
See, i put in a place where i
knew they wouldn't miss it-
468
00:21:08,902 --> 00:21:11,370
on top of their morning paper.
469
00:21:11,405 --> 00:21:12,371
I bet that put a damper
on their news.
470
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:22,381
Chrissy, what made, what made
you think that, uh, mrs. Roper
471
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:23,882
would want a dog?
472
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:27,386
Well, anybody who loves
parakeets must love dogs.
473
00:21:27,421 --> 00:21:28,887
What about mr. Roper?
474
00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:30,889
Well, i guess she loves him too,
475
00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:31,790
otherwise she wouldn't
stay with him.
476
00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:33,792
Chrissy!
477
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:34,793
I got to get to work, janet.
478
00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:39,298
E!
Wait a minut
479
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,300
good morning, chrissy.
480
00:21:41,335 --> 00:21:43,802
Oh, ho, ho.
Isn't he darling?
481
00:21:49,843 --> 00:21:51,810
Where did you get it?
482
00:21:54,348 --> 00:21:57,816
Some blonde left him
on my doorstep.
483
00:21:57,851 --> 00:21:59,818
Oh, you saw me-i mean her
484
00:21:59,853 --> 00:22:01,320
ar.
I'm afraid so, de
485
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:02,821
oh.
486
00:22:02,856 --> 00:22:04,823
Oh. Oh. Hey, gee.
487
00:22:04,858 --> 00:22:06,825
I must've been
sleep walking again.
488
00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:09,328
Yes, she walks
around the neighborhood.
489
00:22:09,363 --> 00:22:10,329
You always put on your robe
and slippers
490
00:22:10,364 --> 00:22:13,332
before you go sleep walking,
chrissy?
491
00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:16,835
Uh, well, uh, mrs. Roper,
we can explain.
492
00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:19,338
You see i know it looks
really strange-
493
00:22:19,373 --> 00:22:21,840
did you tell him about that
french food i ate last night?
494
00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:24,343
Hey! That's a dog.
495
00:22:24,378 --> 00:22:25,344
Very good, stanley.
496
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,349
You ate that stu
ff i sent down last night
497
00:22:30,384 --> 00:22:31,850
yeah. What's a dog doing
in my building?
498
00:22:31,885 --> 00:22:33,352
I don't allow that.
499
00:22:33,387 --> 00:22:37,356
Oh, now stanley,
stop pretending.
500
00:22:37,391 --> 00:22:39,358
It's the cutest little
anniversary present
501
00:22:39,393 --> 00:22:40,859
you ever gave me.
502
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,362
What?
503
00:22:43,397 --> 00:22:44,363
Happy anniversary, mr. Roper.
504
00:22:44,398 --> 00:22:45,864
Anniversary?
505
00:22:45,899 --> 00:22:48,367
And what a darling way to give
him to me-
506
00:22:48,402 --> 00:22:52,371
to surprise me that way-
- leaving him on the doorstep.
507
00:22:52,406 --> 00:22:53,372
Yeah, well-
508
00:22:53,407 --> 00:22:55,874
isn't that right, chrissy
509
00:22:55,909 --> 00:22:58,877
yeah.
510
00:22:58,912 --> 00:23:01,380
Just what i always wanted.
511
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,384
Well l-i knew that.
512
00:23:05,419 --> 00:23:09,388
Thank you, stanley.
513
00:23:09,423 --> 00:23:13,392
Oh, i almost forgot the-
- the reason i came up here-
514
00:23:13,427 --> 00:23:15,394
about that french food
that i ate last night.
515
00:23:15,429 --> 00:23:16,395
Oh, i'm sorry.
516
00:23:16,430 --> 00:23:17,896
I thought i flushed that
down the drain.
517
00:23:17,931 --> 00:23:20,399
No, that was
my wife's dinner.
518
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:23,402
Your stuff was delicious.
519
00:23:23,437 --> 00:23:26,405
Do me a favor will you?
Give my wife the recipe.
520
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,408
I mean-the stuff she feed
s ain't fit for a dog.
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00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:59,738
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