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(groovy intro)
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(suspenseful music)
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(crowd cheering)
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- What up motherfuckers?
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(crowd cheering)
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What up L.A.?
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(crowd cheering)
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Let me hear you say, "whoo whoo!"
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- [Crowd] whoo whoo!
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(crowd cheering)
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- What the fuck?
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Where that L.A. line,
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where that cop tonight.
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Y'all know this my shit right here.
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I'm about to do the whip.
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This ain't no comedy show, nigga.
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I'm bout to bust the whip, right now.
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One, one, two, three, wah !
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This my shit.
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Shout out to everybody
in this motherfucker.
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(crowd cheering)
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We 'bout to get it cracking tonight.
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Give it up for yourselves for coming out.
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(crowd cheering)
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Give it up for yourselves for coming out.
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It's been a long time coming.
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There's a lot of people
said I couldn't do it.
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Look around, bitch.
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(crowd cheering)
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(laughs)
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We 'bout to turn up now.
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Shit, all these cameras
cost a lot of money.
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We had eight people earlier.
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I was like, "Well, better take
some of them cameras back."
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(crowd cheering)
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Paying no cameras.
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Shout out to everybody that live in L.A..
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If you from L.A., let me
hear you say, "whoo whoo!"
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- [Crowd] whoo whoo!
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- So y'all know what it is.
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We in a land of role playing.
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(laughing)
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Everybody like to role play out here.
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'Cause you ain't got shit, you
act like you got everything.
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Your motherfucking phone
'bout to get cut off tonight,
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'cause you came here.
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Your license off, you done
bought some extra candy
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from the 99 cent store.
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That's what you,
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you can get away with this
kind of stuff in L.A..
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I ain't getting my life
together, bitch, turn up.
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(laughing)
(crowd cheering)
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Life?
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Turn up, bitch.
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I'ma get my life together, this weekend.
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Labor day weekend, that's a lot of bills
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gon be overdue Tuesday.
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(laughing)
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You gon be knocking shit over,
walking into their house.
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You got a nice place, bitch.
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What was that?
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Fucking footstool.
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Why is it in the living room?
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And I hate when people role play out here
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because it throw me off.
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I only role play when I'm
dealing with somebody, you know?
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I had somebody role play
with me on BET weekend.
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Bitch hit me up, talking
about, "Nigga, turn up."
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I was like , "Bitch, turn up."
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(laughing)
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She like, "You gonna
fly a bitch out there."
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And I'm like, "Fly you where?"
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Talking about, "Fly me in LAX.
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We doing it big."
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I'm like, " Bitch, you live in Hawthorne."
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(crowd laughing)
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That's a unnecessary flight.
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I'm not flying you nowhere.
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You live up the street from me.
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I thinking, she role playing.
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She dead serious, talking about,
"Me and my bitches coming."
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I was like, "Well, meet me there.
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Get in the Uber."
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(crowd laughing)
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Let me tell you something, people.
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When you fly into Los
Angeles, you flying to LAX.
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And then she talking
about, "Get us a hotel."
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And I'm like, "I'm not
getting no whole hotel room.
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And you think I'm about to
stay with you all night?
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Bitch, I'm married."
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(laughing)
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"You got three niggas that like you,
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two of em stalking you,
your baby daddy mad,
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all this old shit.
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You can't answer your phone.
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I can't answer my phone.
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We scared in the room
(laughing)
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and I just spent $269, you fuck that."
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(crowd cheering)
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I'm not spitting that kind of money
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knowing I'ma get in trouble.
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I'ma die.
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(laughing)
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I can't swipe my credit card at no hotel.
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My wife do all the bills.
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She talking about, "Well,
where this $269 come from?"
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I was like, "Shit, I was filming a movie."
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Get you ass out of here, you
ain't filming no fucking movie.
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And you had to pay for your own room?
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What kinda movie was this?
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(laughing)
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Let me tell you something, lady.
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When you flying to LAX,
you don't get no hotel.
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If you staying local, you get a motel.
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Tourists, when they fly in.
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When you flying in from
Houston, shout out to Houston.
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When they fly into LAX,
(crowd cheering)
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they get a hotel.
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They stay at the Hyatt and the Holiday Inn
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and all that big shit out there.
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Not me and you, bitch.
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You live up the street from me.
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I meet you on 104th in Broadway.
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(crowd cheering)
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Shout out to everybody know
about that Hi Lite Motel.
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If you know about the Hi Lite Motel,
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let me hear you say, "whoo whoo!"
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- [Crowd] whoo whoo!
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You can get a room there
for $6.50 for two hours.
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And stand in line with a whole
bunch of other gang bangers
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and nobody will bother you,
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'cause everybody tryin' to fuck.
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(crowd chatter)
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I get up to the window, I be like,
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"Give me four hours, please.
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60, that's a great
deal, give me two extra.
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Bro, you need, I'll pay for his room too.
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The guy behind me.
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He's real nice."
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(laughing)
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Some of y'all was a little
bougier than others.
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So you took your women to the Snooty Fox,
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over there on Western
Ave off King Boulevard.
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If y'all know where the Snooty Fox is,
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Let me hear you say, "whoo whoo!"
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- [Crowd] whoo whoo!
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- At Snooty Fox you gon
get a room over there
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for three hours for $25.
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What?
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Some of y'all grew up way West.
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So you don't know what I'm
talking about right now.
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So you took your women up
there on Stocker and La Brea,
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to the Summit Motel.
(crowd cheering)
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If you know about the Summit,
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let me hear you say, "whoo whoo!"
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- [Crowd] whoo whoo!
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- I remember the Summit Motel.
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They had a view in the room.
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I took a ratchet in there.
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This bitch gon jump
over the twin size bed,
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run to the bathroom, jumped in the tub
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and opened that little bit,
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Yeah, that's what I'm talking about,
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"You know how to treat a
bitch, that's what's up.
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I see the view of the airport.
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Oh, I'm about to give you some pussy."
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I'm like, "Get your
ass off the fucking tub
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before you fall.
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(crowd laughing)
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Slip and fall and burst
your ass in that tub.
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Bitch, I got two warnings.
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I'm going to jail."
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(crowd laughing)
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Y'all gotta be careful out here.
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Men, y'all gotta be careful.
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A lot of y'all,
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a lot of y'all niggas is alcoholics
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'cause you're depressed.
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You can't drink every motherfucking day,
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talking about, "Everything good."
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No, it's not.
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Talk to me.
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I can help you.
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(crowd laughing)
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There's no reason, you people
turn up every fucking day?
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And that's why you end up in the bed
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with a tranny and you mad.
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(crowd cheering)
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You wanna kill the tranny,
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but you had a whole fifth of vodka.
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Like you don't know who nobody is
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when they get to the room with you.
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I know what trannies look like.
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Bitch, if you my height,
I'm not fucking with you.
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I'm just saying.
(crowd laughing)
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Let's just eliminate all the bullshit.
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Some of y'all wanna date
a woman your height.
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That's how you gauge the shit.
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If you date a woman, I'm 6'2", bitch.
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If you 6'2", I'm cool.
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(crowd laughing)
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I ain't gon take no chance,
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you might be a beautiful
basketball player.
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I don't know, but I'm not taking a chance.
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Listen, we're playing dominoes
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and my slap is the same as your slap,
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I'm not fucking with you, bitch.
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Your hands are the same size as mine.
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(crowd cheering)
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I be like, "Give me 25."
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She like, "Give me 30."
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(crowd laughing)
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I quit, bitch.
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You won, you won.
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I thought this was a fair
game with a man and a woman.
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I see it ain't.
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Some of y'all don't even
know what a tranny look like.
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You know, if you ask a woman,
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when you dating them, ask them questions.
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A lot of you men don't ask no quest,
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'cause you see some ass,
you lose your damn mind.
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I ask questions like, "what did you do
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when you were younger?"
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You know, 'cause you always wanna ask
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about people's childhoods.
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She'll be like, "Oh, I used
to play Chase on the roof."
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That's a sign of being a boy, bitch.
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'Cause I don't know
(crowd laughing)
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no girl that played Chase on the roof.
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They were playing Double
Dutch on the ground.
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They kept their feet on the ground.
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Well, what games you played
in elementary school?
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I just played on the monkey bar
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Bitch, on monkey bars?
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I'm not fucking with you.
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I want a girl that used to
double dutch with footies on.
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She had a footy with the pink ball on.
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She had a doll, with all her hair,
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had different changes of clothes
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and she only hung with other girls.
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She wouldn't have, if you were a tomboy,
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"I was not fucking with you, bitch.
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'Cause I'm like, "She gon
trick somebody later."
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When a woman say, "I used to be a tomboy."
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Strike.
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(crowd laughing)
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You weren't, you didn't
used to be a tomboy, bitch.
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You used to be a boy, just say it.
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(crowd laughing)
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Anytime you go over a woman
house and she ain't in the house
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and she slide up from under the car,
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stop dating her ass.
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She be changing the transmissions,
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talking about, "Well, I
ain't got no man around."
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Bitch, you a man.
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That's why.
(crowd laughing)
259
00:09:40,787 --> 00:09:42,130
"Well, I gotta do it by myself."
260
00:09:42,130 --> 00:09:42,963
No, the fuck you don't.
261
00:09:42,963 --> 00:09:44,187
You can go to Midas.
262
00:09:44,187 --> 00:09:46,240
(crowd laughing)
263
00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,073
You trynna prove a point.
264
00:09:47,073 --> 00:09:49,230
A lot of you women are all
trynna prove a fucking point.
265
00:09:49,230 --> 00:09:52,260
You prove a point and talk
yourself out of some good dick,
266
00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:53,859
because you might have a dick.
267
00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:54,815
I don't know.
268
00:09:54,815 --> 00:09:57,813
(crowd cheering)
269
00:09:57,813 --> 00:10:00,490
You gon be dropping no transmissions
270
00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:02,530
and wanna talk about,
"Take a selfie with me."
271
00:10:02,530 --> 00:10:04,413
Nah-uh, bitch, mm-mm.
272
00:10:04,413 --> 00:10:06,263
I'm not getting in that picture.
273
00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,680
Some of you women, y'all
want too much from a man.
274
00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:13,461
Some of y'all, you know,
some of you educated women,
275
00:10:13,461 --> 00:10:14,966
y'all get on my fucking nerves.
276
00:10:14,966 --> 00:10:17,670
Ladies, if you have an
education, your own job,
277
00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:20,510
your own car and can't no
man tell you what to do,
278
00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:21,633
let me hear you say, "whoa whoa!"
279
00:10:21,633 --> 00:10:23,452
- [Crowd] Whoo whoo!
280
00:10:23,452 --> 00:10:24,802
- Get the fuck out of here.
281
00:10:26,888 --> 00:10:29,270
Fuck you and your cap and gown.
282
00:10:29,270 --> 00:10:31,228
(crowd laughing)
283
00:10:31,228 --> 00:10:32,910
Oh, independent ass.
284
00:10:32,910 --> 00:10:35,920
Bitch you independent and
lonely, every holiday.
285
00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:36,953
Fuck you.
286
00:10:39,275 --> 00:10:41,360
Gon have a woman asked
me a educated question.
287
00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,350
I don't have an education.
288
00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:45,180
So I don't know how to
answer educated questions.
289
00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:46,013
I don't understand.
290
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,113
Can y'all shut the fuck up?
291
00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:49,274
(crowd shouting)
292
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,750
Even you in the front?
293
00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,452
You know you, you need
a whole lot of light for
294
00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:55,381
while you're running
your motherfucking mouth.
295
00:10:55,381 --> 00:10:56,963
(crowd shouts)
296
00:10:56,963 --> 00:10:57,796
Stop.
297
00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:01,843
Last warning.
298
00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,760
I got 30 minutes on anybody.
299
00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,433
How y'all feel?
300
00:11:09,433 --> 00:11:12,168
(crowd cheering)
301
00:11:12,168 --> 00:11:13,001
Shit.
302
00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:17,875
But anyway (laughs),
303
00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:21,150
I don't like dating educated women.
304
00:11:21,150 --> 00:11:22,877
Some of you fellas, y'all
be dating educated women
305
00:11:22,877 --> 00:11:24,480
and you niggas is dumb as rocks.
306
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,313
I don't get it.
307
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,760
Knock it off, fellas.
308
00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:29,770
That ain't, that's above your pay grade.
309
00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:31,010
Let her go.
310
00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:32,881
Date another bitch that's dumb like you.
311
00:11:32,881 --> 00:11:34,760
Y'all good together.
312
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,070
Let me tell you it works.
313
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,120
Build the foundation with somebody.
314
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:39,416
You can't build a foundation with somebody
315
00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:41,710
and she's smart, you dumb.
316
00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:43,190
I had a woman asked me a question
317
00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:45,190
and I felt dumb when
she asked the question.
318
00:11:45,190 --> 00:11:46,720
I couldn't even answer
it because I was shocked.
319
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,420
Like, "Why she asked me that shit?"
320
00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:52,690
She gon ask me, "Where you
see yourself in five years?"
321
00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:54,867
I was like, "Bitch, wait a minute.
322
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,110
I just bought a lobster dinner for you.
323
00:11:58,110 --> 00:11:58,943
Wait a minute."
324
00:11:58,943 --> 00:11:59,776
I started counting and shit.
325
00:11:59,776 --> 00:12:03,670
Wait, five, five years,
where you see me in five?
326
00:12:03,670 --> 00:12:05,093
I was like, "Ah, bitch, living with you.
327
00:12:05,093 --> 00:12:06,136
What the fuck?"
328
00:12:06,136 --> 00:12:07,834
(crowd laughing)
329
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:08,667
Fuck you think this is?
330
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:09,760
You think we just be going together?
331
00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,450
This ain't no game, I'm almost
about to die, because I'm 47.
332
00:12:12,450 --> 00:12:13,400
It's almost over.
333
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,373
Like, I'm in the third quarter of my life.
334
00:12:14,373 --> 00:12:17,253
I ain't about to be recreational dating.
335
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,350
Some of y'all be recreational dating.
336
00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:22,073
I ain't fucking with that.
337
00:12:22,073 --> 00:12:24,830
Some of you women, you know, you mad
338
00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:29,180
because you work with me at Macy's.
339
00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:30,330
You got a degree, I don't.
340
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,163
You mad.
341
00:12:31,163 --> 00:12:33,680
You want to fold the
shirts with the attitude.
342
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,824
You ever seen this broad at Macy's.
343
00:12:35,824 --> 00:12:38,574
(crowd laughing)
344
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:43,913
And I'll be on the
other side of the table,
345
00:12:43,913 --> 00:12:45,517
"Why are you doing all
that shaking, bitch?"
346
00:12:45,517 --> 00:12:47,943
(crowd laughing)
347
00:12:47,943 --> 00:12:50,400
We here all day, we here
till five o'clock, bitch.
348
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,940
Pace yourself.
(crowd laughing)
349
00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:52,773
We gotta get the mediums over there,
350
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:53,606
we gotta get the largest right here,
351
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,063
we gotta get the extra largest right here.
352
00:12:55,063 --> 00:12:57,130
Can't have no attitude
when somebody walk up,
353
00:12:57,130 --> 00:12:58,007
'cause I'm gonna tell, bitch.
354
00:12:58,007 --> 00:12:59,710
I'ma snitch.
355
00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:01,383
I had your job and my job.
356
00:13:04,630 --> 00:13:06,150
Shout out to the women
that go to school online.
357
00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:07,630
Anybody here go to school online?
358
00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:08,560
If you go to school online,
359
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,969
let me hear you say, "whoa, whoa"
360
00:13:09,969 --> 00:13:11,259
- [Crowd] Whoo whoo!
361
00:13:11,259 --> 00:13:12,750
All right, thank you for being truthful.
362
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,630
I like her.
363
00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:16,343
Ain't nobody fucking with
you and that degree though.
364
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,820
Got that online degree.
365
00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:21,400
Fuck that.
366
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,703
I had a home girl.
367
00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:25,430
I had a home girl, don't worry.
368
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,263
I had a home girl,
369
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,100
she went to school online
370
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,800
and I didn't know she
went to school online
371
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,034
'cause we always went to happy hour.
372
00:13:32,034 --> 00:13:33,970
(crowd laughing)
373
00:13:33,970 --> 00:13:37,130
One day she gon tell me,
"I got to go to class."
374
00:13:37,130 --> 00:13:37,980
I'm like, "Class?
375
00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:38,813
Whatchu got?
376
00:13:38,813 --> 00:13:40,587
AA meetings or something?"
377
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,823
(crowd laughing)
378
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,910
Like that's the only school
I think she can go to.
379
00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:47,150
She ain't that fucking bright.
380
00:13:47,150 --> 00:13:49,690
She talking 'bout, "Nah,
I go to school online."
381
00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:50,780
I was like, "For real?
382
00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:51,613
What you go to?
383
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,226
Fire Stick University or something?
384
00:13:53,226 --> 00:13:55,552
(crowd laughing)
385
00:13:55,552 --> 00:13:57,397
You go to Amazon College?"
386
00:13:58,668 --> 00:14:01,070
Talking about, "Nah, I go
to University of Phoenix."
387
00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:04,864
I was like, "Oh, well why
you didn't go to Phoenix?
388
00:14:04,864 --> 00:14:06,780
(crowd laughing)
389
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:07,617
That's dumb."
390
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:12,520
Talking about, "Nah, you know,
I can do it at my own time.
391
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,460
And I'm almost done.
392
00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:14,930
You gon come to my graduation."
393
00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:18,527
I was like, "No, I'm not
driving all the way out there.
394
00:14:18,527 --> 00:14:20,330
And you shouldn't neither.
395
00:14:21,198 --> 00:14:22,983
The fuck you gon drive
all the way out there for
396
00:14:22,983 --> 00:14:24,850
and you don't know the students,
397
00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:26,140
you don't know the teachers,
398
00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,547
you don't know the dean?"
399
00:14:29,126 --> 00:14:30,897
I said, "Bitch, if you
go to school online,
400
00:14:30,897 --> 00:14:32,604
you should graduate online."
401
00:14:32,604 --> 00:14:35,475
(crowd laughing)
402
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:38,236
Can you imagine somebody
graduating online?
403
00:14:38,236 --> 00:14:41,030
They put their cap and gown on and shit
404
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:43,000
and sit in front of their laptop.
405
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,792
(crowd laughing)
406
00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:48,459
(crowd chatter)
407
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:04,685
To walk across the stage, drag your mouse.
408
00:15:04,685 --> 00:15:08,518
♪ Tararararaaan, tararararaan ♪
409
00:15:15,828 --> 00:15:18,661
♪ Tararararaaaran ♪
410
00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,334
To receive diploma, right click.
411
00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:24,167
Get your ass of here.
412
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:26,087
Bitch, ain't no real school(laughs).
413
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:34,053
It is not a real school.
414
00:15:36,199 --> 00:15:37,550
And I ain't mad at you bitch,
415
00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:39,715
but I got a PPO, I can go
to any doctor I want to.
416
00:15:39,715 --> 00:15:41,260
I gotta ask questions
417
00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:44,140
'cause a lot of people
don't know about them,
418
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:46,290
what do they call it, Internal Medicine?
419
00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:47,343
And they go, "Whoa, wait,
where's at degree nigga?
420
00:15:47,343 --> 00:15:49,470
I don't see nothing on the
wall, but baby pictures.
421
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,950
Mm-mm, I need to see some degrees, nigga
422
00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:54,790
Wait, you ain't got
nothing with your license,
423
00:15:54,790 --> 00:15:58,220
you ain't won no awards for
the hospital or nothing?"
424
00:15:58,220 --> 00:15:59,640
Don't let that person operate on you.
425
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,603
They ain't got no awards already.
426
00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:03,770
Going to a clinic, nigga.
427
00:16:03,770 --> 00:16:07,038
He just got some shit for,
from the Compton parade, no.
428
00:16:07,038 --> 00:16:07,871
(crowd laughing)
429
00:16:07,871 --> 00:16:11,670
(laughs)The Compton parade
recognized this doctor,
430
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,360
Dr. Jenkins,
(crowd laughing)
431
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:18,187
for doing all these illegal
OB-GYN practices (laughs).
432
00:16:24,624 --> 00:16:26,970
It's funny that I'm
standing here right now,
433
00:16:26,970 --> 00:16:29,704
because shit, 2010,
that nigga was homeless.
434
00:16:29,704 --> 00:16:31,050
Give it up for me.
435
00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:34,763
I ain't homeless no more.
(crowd cheering)
436
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:39,460
I was straight homeless, like
I ain't had nowhere to go,
437
00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:41,010
but I wasn't like homeless, homeless.
438
00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:44,160
Like I wasn't like, bout to
sleep on the curb, nowhere.
439
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,117
Like I wasn't that low, 'cause
I didn't burn no bridges.
440
00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:48,180
Now this nigga talking,
441
00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:50,510
with a pink ass dolphin on his shirt.
442
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,360
You need to sit your
ass in the back, nigga.
443
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,217
You probably a girl
with hair on your face.
444
00:16:55,217 --> 00:16:56,780
(crowd cheering)
445
00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:57,613
I don't give a fuck what you paid for,
446
00:16:57,613 --> 00:17:00,123
you need to pay to get them
teeth closed up, nigga.
447
00:17:02,025 --> 00:17:04,310
I'ma get this whole row.
448
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:06,250
Yeah, you care.
449
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,863
You can't even close your mouth, nigga,
450
00:17:07,863 --> 00:17:12,863
Zzz.
(crowd laughing)
451
00:17:14,421 --> 00:17:16,860
When your girl tongue kiss
you, she just turns sideways,
452
00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:18,181
get right through that gap.
453
00:17:18,181 --> 00:17:21,220
(crowd laughing)
454
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:22,510
Probably be mad, "I don't want to kiss.
455
00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:23,343
I don't want to kiss."
456
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,976
She be like, "Shut up,
you ain't got no choice."
457
00:17:24,976 --> 00:17:27,726
(crowd laughing)
458
00:17:33,717 --> 00:17:34,740
And I lead church.
459
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,640
I'm homeless, but I'm
still giving up money.
460
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,203
I had my, I did gave the
church, my move in fee.
461
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:44,090
So it's funny, one day I went to church.
462
00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:46,670
'Cause, you know, I get
my $200, $300 a month,
463
00:17:46,670 --> 00:17:47,517
I was doing that.
464
00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:49,030
You walk in, you see they thinking,
465
00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:49,987
they give you the envelope.
466
00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:51,050
And this particular day,
467
00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:52,440
I weren't supposed to grab the envelope,
468
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,374
but I'm just so mesmerized by the envelope
469
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,989
and putting stuff in it, I grab one.
470
00:17:56,989 --> 00:17:59,700
I should have kept walking.
471
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:00,533
So, I got in there,
472
00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:03,180
I got into church and I'm looking around
473
00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:06,330
'cause you know, people
in church nosy as fuck.
474
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:08,380
They more nosy than people on the street.
475
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,307
So I'm, you know, not benediction,
476
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,550
it was offering time.
477
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,990
Offering time came,
478
00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:15,534
I opened up my envelope
479
00:18:15,534 --> 00:18:17,650
and I didn't have $200 this day.
480
00:18:17,650 --> 00:18:19,423
I only had five.
481
00:18:20,369 --> 00:18:24,350
I put the five in the
envelope, sealed it up,
482
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:25,838
wrote 200 on the envelope.
483
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,080
(crowd laughing)
484
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,530
This between me and the Lord.
485
00:18:29,754 --> 00:18:32,160
This ain't got nothing to do with man.
486
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,296
Figured by the time they
get it, I'll be gone.
487
00:18:34,296 --> 00:18:37,213
(crowd chattering)
488
00:18:38,342 --> 00:18:39,950
So, the little offering bucket came,
489
00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:42,070
I dropped it in there, bow!
490
00:18:42,070 --> 00:18:44,475
Got my blessing, passed it down.
491
00:18:44,475 --> 00:18:45,308
Benediction came.
492
00:18:45,308 --> 00:18:47,820
I love benediction 'cause I
go through shit every week.
493
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:49,997
So I'm skipping to the
front to benediction,
494
00:18:49,997 --> 00:18:51,368
two ushers grab me.
495
00:18:51,368 --> 00:18:53,300
(crowd laughing)
496
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,620
Two big ass ushers, grab me on each side,
497
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,190
carry me all the way to the lawn.
498
00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:00,550
I'm like, "Man, this better be good.
499
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:01,670
Better be better than the Lord.
500
00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:03,270
I know the Lord calling me right now.
501
00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:04,900
Y'all better let me know what's popping
502
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:07,080
'cause I beats ushers up on Sunday.
503
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,180
Don't get it twisted."
504
00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:11,027
So they gon hang me up, talking about,
505
00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:13,570
"Sir, there's something
wrong with your envelope."
506
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,010
I was like, "Well, what's
wrong with my envelope?"
507
00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:18,725
They said, "Well, you
wrote $200 on the envelope,
508
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,760
but there's only five in the envelope."
509
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,505
I said, "Well, one of y'all owe me $195.
510
00:19:23,505 --> 00:19:26,255
(crowd cheering)
511
00:19:28,662 --> 00:19:29,912
You let me go."
512
00:19:31,299 --> 00:19:33,249
And I went right back into benediction.
513
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,970
So I got kicked out of church, it's cool.
514
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:41,070
So now I'm doing to church from my Camry.
515
00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:43,250
From my 94 Camry, I'm doing church.
516
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,720
You know, a lot of times
when you doing bad,
517
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,070
you trynna find scripture in the Bible.
518
00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:50,160
Now I don't know the
Bible, like most of y'all.
519
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,550
Y'all probably really know the Bible.
520
00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:53,330
I don't know the Bible like that,
521
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:55,040
but I try.
522
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,410
So I'm just flipping through the pages,
523
00:19:56,410 --> 00:19:58,510
'cause you know, I'm looking for a job,
524
00:19:58,510 --> 00:20:01,470
can't find a job, I'm
trynna work at McDonald's,
525
00:20:01,470 --> 00:20:04,044
they say, "My nigga, you
like to steal meat, we good."
526
00:20:04,044 --> 00:20:06,794
(crowd laughing)
527
00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:12,120
So, as I'm looking for a job,
528
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:16,050
I'm flipping through
the Bible and see jobs,
529
00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:17,168
all in the Bible.
530
00:20:17,168 --> 00:20:19,002
(crowd laughing)
531
00:20:19,002 --> 00:20:22,202
I was like, "Damn, I should
have looked here first."
532
00:20:22,202 --> 00:20:24,533
It was pages and pages of jobs.
533
00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:26,369
(crowd cheering)
534
00:20:26,369 --> 00:20:31,369
I'm like, "Ah!"
(crowd chattering)
535
00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:33,710
I start reading it,
536
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:34,750
'cause I'm thinking it's gon tell me
537
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,849
about filling out an
application or something.
538
00:20:36,849 --> 00:20:40,278
And I'm reading, I'm like,
"Ooh, I don't want this job."
539
00:20:40,278 --> 00:20:41,506
(crowd laughing)
540
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:44,820
Uh, God talking to him right
now, and he's still claiming,
541
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:47,010
and I'm like, "Ooh, I ain't
ready for this position.
542
00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:49,530
Just, you know, I'll
work my way up" (laughs).
543
00:20:51,971 --> 00:20:54,400
(crowd murmuring)
544
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,160
Ain't nothing wrong with
big women in this city.
545
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,821
Y'all look good, y'all trynna
lose weight every year.
546
00:20:58,821 --> 00:21:01,650
Every year, you tryin' to
get ready for the summer.
547
00:21:01,650 --> 00:21:03,920
What summer are y'all talking about?
548
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,484
This one's almost over.
549
00:21:05,484 --> 00:21:08,234
(crowd laughing)
550
00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:11,060
I get ready for the summer.
551
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:13,943
You mean, next year, not this one.
552
00:21:13,943 --> 00:21:15,790
You off to a very bad start,
553
00:21:15,790 --> 00:21:17,290
'cause you got one weekend left.
554
00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:19,545
I'll be saying, "Let me
see your pull that off."
555
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:22,980
(crowd laughing)
556
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:25,163
Right, ain't gon happen.
557
00:21:26,730 --> 00:21:27,563
Some of y'all talking about,
558
00:21:27,563 --> 00:21:29,237
you trying to get in your prom dress.
559
00:21:29,237 --> 00:21:31,113
"I'ma get in my prom dress."
560
00:21:31,113 --> 00:21:33,040
You had that prom dress in the 12th grade,
561
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,876
your ass in the 53rd grade now.
562
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,340
(crowd laughing)
563
00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:39,793
Donate that dress,
'cause you can't wear it.
564
00:21:39,793 --> 00:21:42,403
(crowd laughing)
565
00:21:42,403 --> 00:21:44,003
Give it to somebody who need it.
566
00:21:47,013 --> 00:21:49,160
Y'all be tripping me out,
567
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,250
acting like you big.
568
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,787
You ain't big.
569
00:21:51,787 --> 00:21:54,330
You just self conscious about it.
570
00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:56,830
You know, 'cause you had
these fucked up relationships
571
00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:58,760
and your ex-dude, this
nigga that had no car,
572
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,430
he had to drive your car all
the time, called you fat.
573
00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:02,930
And that messed you up.
574
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:05,970
'Cause to us in public, you look good.
575
00:22:05,970 --> 00:22:06,803
All y'all.
576
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,241
Give it up for yourselves,
577
00:22:08,241 --> 00:22:09,800
(crowd cheering)
578
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,010
for being a middle-aged thick woman.
579
00:22:12,010 --> 00:22:13,343
You look good as shit.
580
00:22:14,941 --> 00:22:17,500
And you can get whatever man you want,
581
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:20,363
you just gotta know or
think that you can get it.
582
00:22:21,662 --> 00:22:24,438
Y'all ladies be trying to
get a trainer and shit.
583
00:22:24,438 --> 00:22:26,286
If you don't knock it off,
584
00:22:26,286 --> 00:22:28,779
if it's a trainer in here, fuck you.
585
00:22:28,779 --> 00:22:30,493
(crowd laughing)
586
00:22:30,493 --> 00:22:34,401
Them trainers, these niggas
just be fucking everybody girl.
587
00:22:34,401 --> 00:22:36,490
(crowd laughing)
588
00:22:36,490 --> 00:22:38,030
They came out with the gray sweats.
589
00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:40,010
I bet you, they came out
with the gray sweats shit.
590
00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:42,690
Just, having you meet them at
eight o'clock in the morning.
591
00:22:42,690 --> 00:22:45,560
You up here taking vacation
days, to go work out.
592
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,170
You ain't going to lose it
'cause you know your mama fat,
593
00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:51,297
your grandma fat, you great
great grandma was fat.
594
00:22:51,297 --> 00:22:53,518
Your ass gon' be fat.
595
00:22:53,518 --> 00:22:55,640
You go get you some chili
cheese fries with pastrami
596
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,932
and stopped playing
with people's emotions.
597
00:22:57,932 --> 00:22:59,820
(crowd laughing)
598
00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:01,433
You ain't gon' lose that weight.
599
00:23:04,993 --> 00:23:07,860
Some of y'all work out for
approximately six days,
600
00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:10,970
then when Taco Tuesday come,
you bitches lose your mind.
601
00:23:12,103 --> 00:23:16,010
Announcing it, "Taco
Tuesday," all on Facebook.
602
00:23:16,010 --> 00:23:17,960
I get on Facebook and be like,
"Well, what about your diet?"
603
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,480
"I'ma eat chicken taco."
604
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,880
Bitch, what about the shale?
605
00:23:21,790 --> 00:23:24,192
(crowd laughing)
606
00:23:24,192 --> 00:23:26,053
You forgot sour cream.
607
00:23:29,102 --> 00:23:30,660
"Don't worry about me, you hating."
608
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,547
Nah, I'm not hating.
609
00:23:32,547 --> 00:23:33,580
I'm just letting you know,
610
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,743
you big and you ain't gotta be.
611
00:23:37,050 --> 00:23:39,500
Some of y'all it's in your
family, it's in your genes.
612
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,700
It's okay, live your fucking life.
613
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:43,370
And some of your friends are haters.
614
00:23:43,370 --> 00:23:44,850
They telling you to lose weight
615
00:23:44,850 --> 00:23:46,040
and you don't have to lose weight.
616
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,810
'Cause they ass lost 20 pounds,
617
00:23:47,810 --> 00:23:48,960
and they think they the shit.
618
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,710
That bitch still delaying on her bills.
619
00:23:50,710 --> 00:23:51,940
Still borrowing money,
620
00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:54,750
from your thick ass.
(crowd laughing)
621
00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:56,310
'Cause thick women always
got money, don't they?
622
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,230
I ain't never seen a broke thick woman.
623
00:23:58,230 --> 00:23:59,509
Never, in my life.
624
00:23:59,509 --> 00:24:01,000
(crowd laughing)
625
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,131
They always got money.
626
00:24:02,131 --> 00:24:04,798
(crowd chatter)
627
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:11,157
You go to the bar as a grown
man, thick women walk up,
628
00:24:11,157 --> 00:24:12,273
"Whatchu drinking baby?"
629
00:24:12,273 --> 00:24:13,894
You like, "What?"
630
00:24:13,894 --> 00:24:15,123
(crowd laughing)
631
00:24:15,123 --> 00:24:16,005
Why you think the big women winning?
632
00:24:16,005 --> 00:24:18,310
'Cause they ain't scared
to spend their money.
633
00:24:18,310 --> 00:24:19,380
These motherfucking, these
little prissy bitches
634
00:24:19,380 --> 00:24:20,787
walking around this motherfucker,
635
00:24:20,787 --> 00:24:23,320
"I get treated all the time."
636
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,153
You get to her house,
637
00:24:24,153 --> 00:24:26,089
this bitch ain't even got a coffee table.
638
00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:29,170
(crowd laughing)
639
00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:32,456
She got one beanbag, they
ain't got no real furniture.
640
00:24:32,456 --> 00:24:35,206
(crowd laughing)
641
00:24:36,459 --> 00:24:39,197
You pretty busy got a
beanbag in your house.
642
00:24:40,782 --> 00:24:42,667
Don't fuck with these women (giggles).
643
00:24:44,421 --> 00:24:45,950
(crowd murmuring)
644
00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:47,663
People dying left and right.
645
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,530
I scroll down my Facebook page
646
00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:53,027
and I be scared 'cause I'm like,
647
00:24:53,027 --> 00:24:56,177
"Shit, everybody passing away, man."
648
00:24:56,177 --> 00:24:57,665
"You hear what happened to Kevin?"
649
00:24:57,665 --> 00:24:59,750
I'm like, "No, what happened?"
650
00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:02,540
And then everybody, " Oh,
I give you my condolences.
651
00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:03,700
I'm praying for the family."
652
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:05,826
I'm like, "What the fuck happened?
653
00:25:05,826 --> 00:25:08,040
(crowd laughing)
654
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,707
Nobody ever say what happened."
655
00:25:11,397 --> 00:25:12,613
"Pray for Dante."
656
00:25:12,613 --> 00:25:13,823
What did Dante do?
657
00:25:17,180 --> 00:25:19,240
Dante probably be getting
chased by the police,
658
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,073
'cause he robbed the bank.
659
00:25:20,073 --> 00:25:22,460
You want us to pray that
the nigga get away, uh-uh.
660
00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:25,210
(crowd laughing)
661
00:25:27,010 --> 00:25:27,860
Pray for him.
662
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:28,730
Pray for everybody.
663
00:25:28,730 --> 00:25:29,563
Why?
664
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,370
Why did Kevin pass away?
665
00:25:32,370 --> 00:25:33,960
Oh, Kevin had a heart attack.
666
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,890
I'm like, "Fuck!"
667
00:25:35,890 --> 00:25:37,297
In my place, you know,
I know a lot of people
668
00:25:37,297 --> 00:25:38,940
that's my age or older.
669
00:25:38,940 --> 00:25:41,830
So, when I'm scrolling down,
it's like more and more death.
670
00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:43,630
And every time I scroll down,
671
00:25:43,630 --> 00:25:46,673
I start to exercise on my Facebook page.
672
00:25:46,673 --> 00:25:49,090
I be scrolling down like, "Oh shit.
673
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,818
This nigga dead too?"
674
00:25:50,818 --> 00:25:52,437
(crowd laughing)
675
00:25:52,437 --> 00:25:54,437
I'm doing crunches, right now (giggles).
676
00:25:58,733 --> 00:26:01,113
I started eating asparagus.
677
00:26:01,113 --> 00:26:02,427
That shit nasty as fuck.
678
00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:05,100
They say asparagus is good for you,
679
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:07,116
but not if you already got cancer.
680
00:26:07,116 --> 00:26:09,381
(crowd laughing)
681
00:26:09,381 --> 00:26:11,203
Shit, you gotta be careful.
682
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,260
Everybody take Facebook too seriously.
683
00:26:15,260 --> 00:26:17,660
Y'all put too much stuff on Facebook.
684
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:21,160
Y'all be in the hospital on Facebook live.
685
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,203
If you don't knock it the fuck off.
686
00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:28,413
You got tubes out of your nose and shit.
687
00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:30,940
I have one of my Facebook friends,
688
00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:33,827
had an open heart surgery,
just there on Facebook live.
689
00:26:33,827 --> 00:26:35,324
"Yeah, that's a nigga heart.
690
00:26:35,324 --> 00:26:37,270
(crowd laughing)
691
00:26:37,270 --> 00:26:39,100
Look at it pump, ooh, shit.
692
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:40,300
I hope they can fix it."
693
00:26:46,179 --> 00:26:47,920
Fuck you on Facebook live for?
694
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,373
You 'posed to be getting
better, taking pictures.
695
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,550
I had somebody take a picture
696
00:26:52,550 --> 00:26:54,950
they acting like they was
dead already (laughs).
697
00:26:56,230 --> 00:26:59,300
This nigga in the hospital, in
the bed with his eyes closed.
698
00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:01,260
And I'm like, "Damn,
may he rest in peace."
699
00:27:01,260 --> 00:27:02,507
He text back tomorrow, "Nah, I ain't dead.
700
00:27:02,507 --> 00:27:04,050
I just had my eyes closed."
701
00:27:04,050 --> 00:27:05,350
(crowd laughing)
702
00:27:05,350 --> 00:27:08,500
Don't be playing with me like that?
703
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:09,730
I'm like, "Somebody going to hell,
704
00:27:09,730 --> 00:27:11,350
putting this picture up of this dead man.
705
00:27:11,350 --> 00:27:13,397
May he rest in peace."
706
00:27:13,397 --> 00:27:14,430
"No, dog, I'm just saying, you know,
707
00:27:14,430 --> 00:27:16,430
I'm a nigga trying to get his likes up."
708
00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:21,423
Oh, knock it off.
709
00:27:29,020 --> 00:27:31,200
I'm about to be 48, Saturday.
710
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,557
Give it up for me.
711
00:27:32,557 --> 00:27:34,434
(crowd cheering)
712
00:27:34,434 --> 00:27:35,267
I made it.
713
00:27:36,769 --> 00:27:38,360
It's hard getting to 48.
714
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:41,280
Shout out to my 60s and my 70s babies.
715
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,113
Where are you at?
716
00:27:42,113 --> 00:27:43,491
Let me you say "Whoa whoa!"
717
00:27:43,491 --> 00:27:45,410
(crowd cheering)
718
00:27:45,410 --> 00:27:46,913
We made it, shit.
719
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,433
And I'm scared of the police again.
720
00:27:52,790 --> 00:27:54,380
I was scared of 'em when I was younger,
721
00:27:54,380 --> 00:27:57,100
then I had little hiatus,
now I'm scared again.
722
00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:58,900
It's bullshit.
723
00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:02,188
And I be telling people like
now it's at this age, I'm 47.
724
00:28:02,188 --> 00:28:05,020
Like a lot of y'all don't
take your body seriously.
725
00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:09,019
When you get signs, you 'posed
to acknowledge the signs.
726
00:28:09,019 --> 00:28:11,570
You know like, when you
gotta booboo, go booboo.
727
00:28:11,570 --> 00:28:13,500
(crowd laughing)
728
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,437
Why you holding it?
729
00:28:15,437 --> 00:28:17,427
"I'm trying to watch the next quarter."
730
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:22,273
Fuck around that booboo
slide right out your ass.
731
00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:26,373
It happened to me.
732
00:28:27,710 --> 00:28:28,610
It happened to me.
733
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:30,553
And I'm childish as shit.
734
00:28:30,553 --> 00:28:32,360
I wanna keep eating.
735
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,550
My body said, "Ooh, time to go."
736
00:28:34,550 --> 00:28:35,806
I was like, "Nah, I got it."
737
00:28:35,806 --> 00:28:38,350
See, we don't have that
little rubber band no more
738
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:40,280
like we used to have.
739
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,500
Yeah, the little nice
tight little rubber band.
740
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:45,423
Like, you can hold a booboo all day.
741
00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:48,753
Fuck around and laugh too hard one day,
742
00:28:48,753 --> 00:28:51,090
shit was funny, " Ah, ah, shit!
743
00:28:51,090 --> 00:28:52,130
I gotta go, y'all, I'll be back.
744
00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:54,297
I'll hola at y'all niggas.
745
00:28:55,983 --> 00:28:58,063
I booboo one time in a grocery store.
746
00:29:01,266 --> 00:29:02,833
And I knew it was coming too.
747
00:29:03,930 --> 00:29:04,990
All I had to do was go right there
748
00:29:04,990 --> 00:29:06,190
to the restroom in the grocery store,
749
00:29:06,190 --> 00:29:07,993
but I was being, I was in a rush.
750
00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:11,760
And I felt the ground thunder in my chest.
751
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,228
I felt it.
752
00:29:13,228 --> 00:29:15,703
Like it was big, like, it was serious.
753
00:29:16,817 --> 00:29:19,600
And I didn't go to the
bathroom and now, you know,
754
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,600
I said, "Let me go get me one more thing
755
00:29:22,615 --> 00:29:23,865
and then I'ma check out."
756
00:29:25,070 --> 00:29:27,220
And I was reaching for
that one more thing.
757
00:29:28,244 --> 00:29:30,350
Now you know how black
people, we pass gas,
758
00:29:30,350 --> 00:29:32,197
We try to kick a leg out.
759
00:29:32,197 --> 00:29:33,507
Ts, you know.
760
00:29:33,507 --> 00:29:36,760
(crowd laughing)
761
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:37,600
We do that, we slick.
762
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,510
Black people, we creative.
763
00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:39,470
That's why white people hate us.
764
00:29:39,470 --> 00:29:41,597
Coz we just make up stuff, it's just.
765
00:29:41,597 --> 00:29:42,820
"My nigga when you pass gas, nigga,
766
00:29:42,820 --> 00:29:44,694
just let your leg out,
it won't make no noise."
767
00:29:44,694 --> 00:29:45,527
"Really?
768
00:29:45,527 --> 00:29:46,985
Ts, oh okay.
769
00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:47,818
Okay."
770
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,700
This day I had to booboo,
tried to kick my leg out,
771
00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:54,533
thought it was gas.
772
00:29:54,533 --> 00:29:55,366
'Cause let me tell you something,
773
00:29:55,366 --> 00:29:57,300
you get this age, it ain't gas ever.
774
00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:58,490
Just say that.
(crowd laughing)
775
00:29:58,490 --> 00:30:00,550
Say that with me one time, all right?
776
00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:03,010
On the count of three, we
gonna say, "It ain't gas ever."
777
00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:04,391
One, two, three.
778
00:30:04,391 --> 00:30:07,426
It ain't gas, ever
- it ain't gas, ever.
779
00:30:07,426 --> 00:30:08,350
(crowd laughing)
780
00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:09,750
Let that be a lesson to you.
781
00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:13,720
Fucking around and reached
us some salad dressing
782
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:17,744
and reached up too far, and
I couldn't clench my ass,
783
00:30:17,744 --> 00:30:19,425
(crowd laughing)
784
00:30:19,425 --> 00:30:21,960
And I thought it was gas,
so I kicked my leg out,
785
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,107
like, "Ts, and it didn't stop (hisses).
786
00:30:27,850 --> 00:30:30,257
I'm looking down, like, "
That's a, what the fuck?
787
00:30:30,257 --> 00:30:31,200
That's a lot of booboo."
788
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,370
I mean, it's a trail of booboo
789
00:30:33,370 --> 00:30:36,040
following me, I'm (hisses)
790
00:30:37,450 --> 00:30:39,294
I'm like, "It's coming out fast too."
791
00:30:39,294 --> 00:30:40,650
I'm like, "What the fuck did I eat?"
792
00:30:40,650 --> 00:30:41,600
Like damn (hisses).
793
00:30:42,950 --> 00:30:44,130
It's two ratchets behind me,
794
00:30:44,130 --> 00:30:45,830
talking about, "Ew, nigga, really?
795
00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:47,890
Really my nigga?"
796
00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:49,393
There was so many so I hid in they hair.
797
00:30:49,393 --> 00:30:51,267
"Nigga, you got us fucked up."
798
00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:53,100
I was like, "Oh, bitch."
799
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:54,959
She was like, "Nigga you need
to go to aisle number 13.
800
00:30:54,959 --> 00:30:56,756
Go get you some baby wipes,
go to to aisle number 12
801
00:30:56,756 --> 00:30:57,770
and get you some toilet paper,
802
00:30:57,770 --> 00:30:58,603
get the fuck out of our store."
803
00:30:58,603 --> 00:30:59,720
I was like, "Y'all better
get your little ass
804
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:00,553
out of my fucking business."
805
00:31:00,553 --> 00:31:01,650
I started flinging booboo on them.
806
00:31:01,650 --> 00:31:04,400
(crowd cheering)
807
00:31:06,385 --> 00:31:07,802
Fuck out of here.
808
00:31:10,950 --> 00:31:12,910
Shout out to you women
that's in your mid-40s
809
00:31:12,910 --> 00:31:14,190
that still don't know how to suck dick.
810
00:31:14,190 --> 00:31:15,203
Where you at?
811
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,990
Right, boo their ass right up outta here.
812
00:31:18,990 --> 00:31:21,240
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
813
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,721
God don't like ugly.
814
00:31:22,721 --> 00:31:25,258
(crowd laughing)
815
00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:29,515
47 years old, don't know
how to suck dick, really?
816
00:31:29,515 --> 00:31:32,090
When Jesus come back, he'll
walk right by your ass.
817
00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:33,635
He's like, "I done taught you everything
818
00:31:33,635 --> 00:31:37,420
and you still don't listen.
(crowd laughing)
819
00:31:37,420 --> 00:31:40,163
Fuck out of here.
(clapping)
820
00:31:41,260 --> 00:31:43,390
Some of y'all got a attitude
when you gotta suck dick.
821
00:31:43,390 --> 00:31:45,470
Why you got a attitude?
822
00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:48,173
You gon look at the dick, talking about,
823
00:31:48,173 --> 00:31:49,630
"Why do I gotta do this
every time I come over?"
824
00:31:49,630 --> 00:31:51,370
'Cause bitch, your car
keep getting repoed,
825
00:31:51,370 --> 00:31:52,564
trying to get your car out of repo.
826
00:31:52,564 --> 00:31:54,490
(crowd laughing)
827
00:31:54,490 --> 00:31:55,887
Anytime you gotta park
your car on the busy street
828
00:31:55,887 --> 00:31:57,250
and you live on a back street,
829
00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:58,900
you hiding from the repo man.
830
00:31:58,900 --> 00:31:59,733
Don't have me call him.
831
00:31:59,733 --> 00:32:00,786
Don't play with me.
832
00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:01,930
(crowd laughing)
833
00:32:01,930 --> 00:32:03,566
Some of y'all don't even
know how to hold a dick.
834
00:32:03,566 --> 00:32:06,391
You suck a dick too long,
your jaws start hurting.
835
00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:08,250
"My face hurts."
836
00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:09,584
'Cause you ain't doing it right?
837
00:32:09,584 --> 00:32:11,822
(crowd laughing)
838
00:32:11,822 --> 00:32:14,400
You don't know what the fuck you doing.
839
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,610
You ain't gotta suck
the dick the whole time.
840
00:32:17,610 --> 00:32:19,843
Hand placement is everything, ladies.
841
00:32:20,751 --> 00:32:24,207
Y'all wanna hold dick
down here at the bottom.
842
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,330
All this dick up here, at the top, cold,
843
00:32:29,330 --> 00:32:30,453
about to catch the flu.
844
00:32:30,453 --> 00:32:33,071
(crowd laughing)
845
00:32:33,071 --> 00:32:34,668
Wondering why I'm sick all of of a sudden.
846
00:32:34,668 --> 00:32:36,693
Top of my dick froze.
847
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,727
Anytime he jump, you jump.
848
00:32:44,033 --> 00:32:45,218
Fuck you keep jumping for?
849
00:32:45,218 --> 00:32:46,593
You throwing me off.
850
00:32:53,413 --> 00:32:54,573
You want to keep looking at the dick,
851
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:56,227
"What's that keep coming out the tip?"
852
00:32:56,227 --> 00:32:57,150
"What's that?
853
00:32:57,150 --> 00:32:57,983
What's that?
854
00:32:57,983 --> 00:32:58,956
What's that?
855
00:32:58,956 --> 00:32:59,789
What's that?
856
00:32:59,789 --> 00:33:00,622
What's that?
857
00:33:00,622 --> 00:33:01,455
What's that?
858
00:33:01,455 --> 00:33:02,288
What's that?
859
00:33:02,288 --> 00:33:03,121
Ew, what's that?
860
00:33:03,121 --> 00:33:03,954
Why it keep coming out?
861
00:33:03,954 --> 00:33:04,864
I'ma stop."
862
00:33:04,864 --> 00:33:06,373
(crowd laughing)
863
00:33:06,373 --> 00:33:08,233
Get the fuck out of my house.
864
00:33:12,070 --> 00:33:12,910
You gon keep wiping it off.
865
00:33:12,910 --> 00:33:15,730
That's juice, taste it, it tastes great.
866
00:33:15,730 --> 00:33:18,800
I've been drinking pineapple
juice for two and a half weeks,
867
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,620
waiting for you to fly into town
868
00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:22,837
so you can taste some good pineapply dick.
869
00:33:22,837 --> 00:33:26,370
(crowd laughing)
870
00:33:26,370 --> 00:33:28,652
Fellas if you feel me, let me
hear you say, "whoa, whoa!"
871
00:33:28,652 --> 00:33:29,880
- [Crowd] Whoa, whoa!
872
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,449
- I don't play no games with that.
873
00:33:31,449 --> 00:33:34,366
(microphone thuds)
874
00:33:43,970 --> 00:33:45,520
Raise your fucking hand up.
875
00:33:46,970 --> 00:33:48,670
Put your hand up there on the tip.
876
00:33:49,580 --> 00:33:52,230
Where all feeling is at,
that's where all the fun at.
877
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:54,800
You want to go past Red Lobster?
878
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:55,633
Do this.
879
00:33:56,967 --> 00:34:00,430
'Cause Red Lobster ain't
shit, let me tell you.
880
00:34:00,430 --> 00:34:01,283
This Red Lobster,
881
00:34:02,936 --> 00:34:04,580
(crowd laughing)
882
00:34:04,580 --> 00:34:05,880
or All You Can Eat Shrimp.
883
00:34:09,570 --> 00:34:10,403
Put your hand up here at the tip.
884
00:34:10,403 --> 00:34:12,004
You hear that shit ladies?
885
00:34:12,004 --> 00:34:12,837
(microphone muffles)
886
00:34:12,837 --> 00:34:13,670
You hear that?
887
00:34:13,670 --> 00:34:14,906
It's gon sound just like that.
888
00:34:14,906 --> 00:34:16,260
(crowd laughing)
889
00:34:16,260 --> 00:34:17,780
That's when you know
you in the right spot.
890
00:34:17,780 --> 00:34:19,670
You look up at him when
you hitting that tip
891
00:34:19,670 --> 00:34:20,977
and if he jumping like this, "Oh shit!"
892
00:34:22,622 --> 00:34:23,938
(crowd laughing)
893
00:34:23,938 --> 00:34:27,244
(microphone muffles)
894
00:34:27,244 --> 00:34:30,063
Stop, give me a second.
895
00:34:31,793 --> 00:34:32,763
Give me a second.
896
00:34:34,170 --> 00:34:35,720
You're gonna make me nut quick.
897
00:34:37,907 --> 00:34:41,370
She cut her dick-sucking
time in half, just like that.
898
00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:42,750
And then some women better than others.
899
00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:44,150
Some of y'all do that swirl.
900
00:34:50,126 --> 00:34:51,480
Some of y'all better in that, one.
901
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,245
When, y'all do that two hand twist, yeah.
902
00:34:54,245 --> 00:34:56,000
Yeah, this don't apply to me.
903
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,833
My dick too little.
904
00:34:56,833 --> 00:34:58,232
So it's like two fingers.
905
00:34:58,232 --> 00:35:01,330
(crowd laughing)
906
00:35:01,330 --> 00:35:03,134
You got that crescent wrench look.
907
00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:05,884
(crowd laughing)
908
00:35:12,022 --> 00:35:14,420
You got a woman that you
don't ever wanna take
909
00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:17,530
to your mama house, 'cause
this bitch is dangerous.
910
00:35:17,530 --> 00:35:18,550
Fellas if you with a woman
911
00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:21,666
and her phone continuously ring, vibrate,
912
00:35:21,666 --> 00:35:24,140
you look at her Facebook and she got like
913
00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:28,680
277 notifications, 900 inboxes.
914
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,360
She know how to suck dick very well.
915
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,320
(crowd laughing)
916
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,550
Don't fuck with her,
917
00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:36,350
'cause she'll come in the
house and look up at you,
918
00:35:36,350 --> 00:35:38,347
she'll drop to her knees and be like,
919
00:35:38,347 --> 00:35:40,770
"Nigga, I'ma change your soul."
920
00:35:40,770 --> 00:35:43,235
You'll be like, "Bitch,
(crowd laughing)
921
00:35:43,235 --> 00:35:45,310
I ain't never heard that before."
922
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,790
She drop to her knees
and she go right to work,
923
00:35:47,790 --> 00:35:48,974
she get that tip.
924
00:35:48,974 --> 00:35:49,994
(microphone muffles)
925
00:35:49,994 --> 00:35:53,835
Do the swirl, do the two hand twisting,
926
00:35:53,835 --> 00:35:57,063
Then she do the ultimate (spitting)
927
00:35:57,063 --> 00:35:58,783
(microphone thuds)
928
00:35:58,783 --> 00:36:01,533
(crowd cheering)
929
00:36:20,842 --> 00:36:23,127
Let me tell you something, bitch.
930
00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:26,143
I love you so much
931
00:36:26,143 --> 00:36:27,292
and I don't even know
(crowd laughing)
932
00:36:27,292 --> 00:36:31,125
you little ass name (laughs).
933
00:36:42,797 --> 00:36:43,980
But it's funny because a lot of you dudes,
934
00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:45,413
y'all don't eat coochie right.
935
00:36:45,413 --> 00:36:47,430
I ain't letting y'all off the hook.
936
00:36:47,430 --> 00:36:49,196
I heard about you nibbling ass niggas.
937
00:36:49,196 --> 00:36:51,500
(crowd laughing)
938
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,050
She sucked your dick for 30 minutes,
939
00:36:53,050 --> 00:36:54,490
you wanna lick her shit twice.
940
00:36:54,490 --> 00:36:55,797
No, no, no, no.
941
00:36:56,860 --> 00:36:58,530
You doing it all wrong, brother.
942
00:36:58,530 --> 00:37:00,530
A woman deserves 100%.
943
00:37:00,530 --> 00:37:03,947
If she only gets 75, I'm the other 25.
944
00:37:03,947 --> 00:37:06,380
Ladies, if you like for a
man to go downtown on you
945
00:37:06,380 --> 00:37:08,930
and do it right, let me
hear you say, "Whoa, whoa!"
946
00:37:10,295 --> 00:37:11,130
And I love to do it too,
947
00:37:11,130 --> 00:37:12,883
I put a monkey bite on your colon.
948
00:37:13,747 --> 00:37:14,621
(crowd laughing)
949
00:37:14,621 --> 00:37:16,493
I go all the way up in there.
950
00:37:18,050 --> 00:37:20,703
I be like, "Bitch, you
'bout to have a baby.
951
00:37:23,987 --> 00:37:25,900
You don't need no ultrasound,
952
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:27,807
there's a baby floating in there."
953
00:37:32,810 --> 00:37:33,643
I eat coochie.
954
00:37:33,643 --> 00:37:35,883
That's how I got my wife.
955
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,220
I eat her good, 'cause
I don't look that good.
956
00:37:39,220 --> 00:37:40,053
I'm not a pretty boy.
957
00:37:40,053 --> 00:37:40,886
I'm not pretty boy.
958
00:37:40,886 --> 00:37:43,210
So, you got the gold teeth, bald hair.
959
00:37:43,210 --> 00:37:45,560
You know, you ain't
even gotta eat coochie.
960
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,440
Where my light skin men at?
961
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,150
Hey, you probably don't even eat coochie.
962
00:37:48,150 --> 00:37:49,311
He ain't got to look like light skin,
963
00:37:49,311 --> 00:37:51,240
"I ain't gonna got there
and fuck up my gold teeth.
964
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,465
For what?
965
00:37:52,465 --> 00:37:53,480
(crowd laughing)
966
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,574
I'm a motherfucking pimp."
967
00:37:55,574 --> 00:37:58,310
Not me, I'm dark skin, nigga.
968
00:37:58,310 --> 00:37:59,787
Some man out here nasty,
we don't give a fuck.
969
00:37:59,787 --> 00:38:02,450
Oh, I'm nasty, "I done ate
some bumpy coochie before."
970
00:38:02,450 --> 00:38:03,910
I just put my hand over the bumps
971
00:38:03,910 --> 00:38:05,127
and licked under them (laughs).
972
00:38:05,127 --> 00:38:07,877
(crowd laughing)
973
00:38:09,273 --> 00:38:11,323
I was like a Knight Rider light (laughs).
974
00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:17,070
I ain't about to turn
down this opportunity,
975
00:38:17,070 --> 00:38:19,003
she may not ever talk to me again.
976
00:38:26,791 --> 00:38:27,624
Oh shit.
977
00:38:31,650 --> 00:38:34,130
Me getting old, but I
still hold on to the past.
978
00:38:34,130 --> 00:38:36,200
How many of y'all hold on to the past?
979
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,033
Round of applause.
980
00:38:37,033 --> 00:38:37,866
How many of y'all hold on to the past?
981
00:38:37,866 --> 00:38:39,690
You hold on onto the past?
982
00:38:39,690 --> 00:38:42,150
Just to have fun, we're
talking about having-fun-wise.
983
00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:43,640
You always remember back in the day,
984
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,640
the things you used to do
and you still try to do 'em.
985
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,898
Give it up if y'all still
hold on to the past?
986
00:38:48,898 --> 00:38:50,493
(crowd cheering)
987
00:38:50,493 --> 00:38:51,910
You still like to have fun.
988
00:38:51,910 --> 00:38:54,050
When you go to the club
and you hear your song,
989
00:38:54,050 --> 00:38:58,300
you lose your mother fucking
mind, like, shit like that.
990
00:38:58,300 --> 00:38:59,240
How many of y'all remember
we used to go to them
991
00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:00,940
lunch school dances back in the day?
992
00:39:00,940 --> 00:39:02,568
Let me hear you say, "whoa, whoa!"
993
00:39:02,568 --> 00:39:03,795
- [Crowd] Whoa, whoa!
994
00:39:03,795 --> 00:39:04,880
I remember them lunch school dances.
995
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,280
That shit was serious, back in the day.
996
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,290
Remember we used to
practice the night before?
997
00:39:10,290 --> 00:39:11,490
You did your one little dance
998
00:39:11,490 --> 00:39:13,405
in the medicine cabinet mirror.
999
00:39:13,405 --> 00:39:15,370
When you got to the lunch school dance,
1000
00:39:15,370 --> 00:39:17,580
you just stood there
until your song came on,
1001
00:39:17,580 --> 00:39:19,705
You like, "I ain't dancing,
till I hear my song."
1002
00:39:19,705 --> 00:39:21,867
But then when you heard these horns.
1003
00:39:21,867 --> 00:39:24,133
(suspenseful tune)
1004
00:39:24,133 --> 00:39:26,385
And you came out there
and start doing the Freak,
1005
00:39:26,385 --> 00:39:27,218
(groovy music)
1006
00:39:27,218 --> 00:39:29,417
(crowd cheering)
1007
00:39:29,417 --> 00:39:31,870
It be you and two of your homeboys,
1008
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:32,757
y'all was cool as hell.
1009
00:39:32,757 --> 00:39:34,283
And there was three
women on the other side,
1010
00:39:34,283 --> 00:39:35,950
everybody sweaty.
1011
00:39:35,950 --> 00:39:37,960
Didn't nobody care about
no one, no bottle service.
1012
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,215
You looked at them and you
start turning, remember that?
1013
00:39:40,215 --> 00:39:42,629
(groovy music)
1014
00:39:42,629 --> 00:39:43,462
(crowd cheering)
1015
00:39:43,462 --> 00:39:45,483
Then you came back went side to side.
1016
00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:50,912
Remember two times, one, two, oh, shit!
1017
00:39:50,912 --> 00:39:53,807
Remember we used to pause it?
1018
00:39:53,807 --> 00:39:56,020
They used to bust that gate,
1019
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,902
Right when your part come on,
1020
00:39:57,902 --> 00:40:00,485
(groovy music)
1021
00:40:03,094 --> 00:40:03,927
Cut it off, DJ.
1022
00:40:03,927 --> 00:40:06,277
They know nothing about that.
1023
00:40:06,277 --> 00:40:07,930
That was back in the day.
1024
00:40:07,930 --> 00:40:09,533
(crowd cheering)
1025
00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:11,830
That was back in the day when
your mama had a douche bag
1026
00:40:11,830 --> 00:40:14,052
hanging off the shower hook.
1027
00:40:14,052 --> 00:40:16,802
(crowd laughing)
1028
00:40:17,965 --> 00:40:19,837
How many y'all remember
your mama douche bag?
1029
00:40:19,837 --> 00:40:21,297
Let me hear you say, "whoa, whoa!"
1030
00:40:21,297 --> 00:40:22,570
- [Crowd] Whoa, whoa!
1031
00:40:22,570 --> 00:40:24,852
- I used to play with my mama douche bag,
1032
00:40:24,852 --> 00:40:27,378
'cause I thought it was a toy.
1033
00:40:27,378 --> 00:40:29,550
I couldn't wait till the
water got high enough
1034
00:40:29,550 --> 00:40:31,520
to make bubbles with my mama douche bag.
1035
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,787
So as the water got about right here, now
1036
00:40:36,596 --> 00:40:39,346
(crowd laughing)
1037
00:40:44,963 --> 00:40:47,780
when I got tired of making
bubbles with my mama douche bag,
1038
00:40:47,780 --> 00:40:49,780
I started blowing in my mama douche bag.
1039
00:40:53,772 --> 00:40:58,272
And all this stuff came out
that plastic rubber thing.
1040
00:41:01,180 --> 00:41:03,202
I'm like, "Why my mama got
vinegar in the bathroom?"
1041
00:41:03,202 --> 00:41:05,952
(crowd laughing)
1042
00:41:07,690 --> 00:41:10,463
I grew up back in the day, we
used to sing nursery rhymes.
1043
00:41:12,435 --> 00:41:14,530
My favorite nursery rhyme was Yuck Mouth.
1044
00:41:14,530 --> 00:41:15,990
Y'all remember that Yuck Mouth song?
1045
00:41:15,990 --> 00:41:17,280
Y'all remember that shit.
1046
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,150
You remember this?
1047
00:41:18,150 --> 00:41:20,208
♪ They called me Yuck Mouth ♪
1048
00:41:20,208 --> 00:41:21,880
♪ 'Cause I don't brush ♪
1049
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,194
♪ And I like my teeth like this ♪
1050
00:41:24,194 --> 00:41:26,439
♪ They call me Yuck Mouth ♪
1051
00:41:26,439 --> 00:41:29,027
♪ No, I won't brush ♪
1052
00:41:29,027 --> 00:41:31,048
♪ How's about a little kiss (smooch) ♪
1053
00:41:31,048 --> 00:41:32,522
♪ I got roast beef in my teeth ♪
1054
00:41:32,522 --> 00:41:33,822
♪ Got some chicken too ♪
1055
00:41:33,822 --> 00:41:35,866
♪ Ouch, that's a cavity ♪
1056
00:41:35,866 --> 00:41:37,004
♪ Hey, that's new ♪
1057
00:41:37,004 --> 00:41:38,516
♪ So if you don't brush your teeth ♪
1058
00:41:38,516 --> 00:41:40,337
♪ Then guess you too ♪
1059
00:41:40,337 --> 00:41:41,323
♪ Can be a Yuck Mouth ♪
1060
00:41:41,323 --> 00:41:42,156
Don't be a Yuck Mouth.
1061
00:41:43,241 --> 00:41:46,550
(crowd cheering)
1062
00:41:46,550 --> 00:41:48,717
Those are 70s babies shit.
1063
00:41:50,170 --> 00:41:52,670
I grew up back in the day
when shit was different.
1064
00:41:53,660 --> 00:41:54,493
I grew up back in the day,
1065
00:41:54,493 --> 00:41:55,590
when your mama told you to do a chore,
1066
00:41:55,590 --> 00:41:57,810
it was a whole list under that one chore.
1067
00:41:57,810 --> 00:41:59,390
Y'all remember that?
1068
00:41:59,390 --> 00:42:02,310
Shout out to everybody got
teenage kids right now.
1069
00:42:02,310 --> 00:42:05,760
You got teenage kids, let me
hear you say, "Whoa, whoa!",
1070
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:06,859
Go home and slap the fuck out of 'em
1071
00:42:06,859 --> 00:42:09,090
because they lazy.
1072
00:42:09,090 --> 00:42:10,403
And you know it.
1073
00:42:11,650 --> 00:42:14,240
You tell 'em to do something,
they half ass do it.
1074
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,490
You tell 'em to wash the
dishes, what they do?
1075
00:42:16,490 --> 00:42:17,813
Just wash the dishes.
1076
00:42:18,810 --> 00:42:21,710
They don't dry 'em,
they don't put them up,
1077
00:42:21,710 --> 00:42:23,760
they wanna drive your car all weekend.
1078
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,693
Get your ass out my house.
1079
00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:29,150
Back in the day, when your mama
told you to wash the dishes,
1080
00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:31,880
it was a whole agenda
under wash the dishes.
1081
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,200
Y'all remember that agenda?
1082
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,390
It was wash the dishes, dry
the dishes, put the dishes up,
1083
00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:39,500
sweep the floor, mop the flow
and take out the damn trash.
1084
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:42,333
(crowd cheering)
1085
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,812
And if you missed one of those
chores, she woke your ass up
1086
00:42:46,812 --> 00:42:50,155
at three o'clock in the morning
and make you do every chore,
1087
00:42:50,155 --> 00:42:52,340
all over again.
1088
00:42:52,340 --> 00:42:53,853
I'm a 70s baby.
1089
00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:56,847
Shit was different, back in the day.
1090
00:42:56,847 --> 00:42:59,020
You know, back in the day,
we used to roll the street
1091
00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:01,302
out here in L.A. called Crenshaw.
1092
00:43:01,302 --> 00:43:04,135
(crowd cheering)
1093
00:43:10,784 --> 00:43:12,432
I'ma let him finish.
1094
00:43:12,432 --> 00:43:14,290
(crowd laughing)
1095
00:43:14,290 --> 00:43:16,490
Whoever he is, he's
sitting far in the back.
1096
00:43:17,930 --> 00:43:19,670
We used to roll Crenshaw back in the day.
1097
00:43:19,670 --> 00:43:21,760
You remember every song was our song
1098
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,240
and we used to get out the car and dance
1099
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,933
if the light was red too long.
1100
00:43:25,830 --> 00:43:27,605
We be sitting on one street,
1101
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,812
waiting for the light to turn green
1102
00:43:29,812 --> 00:43:32,857
and them horns come on, "Where the DJ at?"
1103
00:43:35,666 --> 00:43:36,499
Really?
1104
00:43:38,443 --> 00:43:40,683
This nigga gon get fired in the middle.
1105
00:43:40,683 --> 00:43:43,820
(crowd laughing)
1106
00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:44,990
He probably had to booboo.
1107
00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:47,443
Got that warning, he like nigga.
1108
00:43:47,443 --> 00:43:49,515
"Shit, I'll be right back."
1109
00:43:49,515 --> 00:43:52,265
(crowd laughing)
1110
00:43:56,181 --> 00:43:57,620
I got a little something for everybody.
1111
00:43:57,620 --> 00:43:58,640
I had wrote shit down.
1112
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,927
Let me see something, goddammit!
1113
00:44:00,927 --> 00:44:02,877
I think I got one more to go (giggles).
1114
00:44:04,455 --> 00:44:05,410
Yeah, I remember back in the day
1115
00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:07,820
we used to be at the red light on Crenshaw
1116
00:44:07,820 --> 00:44:09,580
and everybody had rims.
1117
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:12,630
I was happy because I had a
Nissan truck back in the day
1118
00:44:12,630 --> 00:44:15,941
that was equivalent to a
Range Rover back in the day.
1119
00:44:15,941 --> 00:44:17,126
(crowd laughing)
1120
00:44:17,126 --> 00:44:18,520
A Nissan truck.
1121
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:22,893
My truck was approximately
$9,000, with taxes.
1122
00:44:26,470 --> 00:44:27,920
And I had sounds in the back,
1123
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:28,753
you couldn't tell me nothing.
1124
00:44:28,753 --> 00:44:30,810
I used to be a security
guard back in the day.
1125
00:44:30,810 --> 00:44:32,800
So I was happy I had my
little Nissan trucker,
1126
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,880
'cause everybody pulled on the side of me
1127
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,160
'cause I had a lot of speakers in the back
1128
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,010
and I used to play
everybody favorite song.
1129
00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:42,120
There was one song, everybody dance to it.
1130
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,930
I'm talking about, when you
heard these horns right here.
1131
00:44:43,930 --> 00:44:46,994
(energetic music)
1132
00:44:46,994 --> 00:44:48,400
Then everybody in the
middle of the street,
1133
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,770
throw they hands up.
1134
00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:51,680
I want everybody throw they hands up.
1135
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,031
Remember when we used
to do a dance like this?
1136
00:44:53,031 --> 00:44:54,251
Remember that dance?
1137
00:44:54,251 --> 00:44:56,834
(groovy music)
1138
00:44:58,283 --> 00:45:00,947
One hand, remember that?
1139
00:45:00,947 --> 00:45:02,815
♪ Brush your teeth ♪
1140
00:45:02,815 --> 00:45:04,045
Then we get this,
1141
00:45:04,045 --> 00:45:05,397
(groovy music)
1142
00:45:05,397 --> 00:45:08,461
(crowd cheering)
1143
00:45:08,461 --> 00:45:09,317
Y'all don't know about that?
1144
00:45:09,317 --> 00:45:11,905
They do this dance right
now, they do this in church.
1145
00:45:11,905 --> 00:45:13,336
Remember this dance right here?
1146
00:45:13,336 --> 00:45:15,919
(groovy music)
1147
00:45:17,950 --> 00:45:21,540
Then when you was good, you
backed up and cleared the crowd
1148
00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:22,792
and did the guess
1149
00:45:22,792 --> 00:45:25,580
(groovy music)
1150
00:45:25,580 --> 00:45:26,844
When you was good, you broke it down.
1151
00:45:26,844 --> 00:45:28,354
(groovy music)
1152
00:45:28,354 --> 00:45:31,019
(crowd cheering)
1153
00:45:31,019 --> 00:45:32,269
Cut it off, DJ.
1154
00:45:33,262 --> 00:45:35,424
That was back in the day.
1155
00:45:35,424 --> 00:45:38,257
(crowd cheering)
1156
00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:41,140
See, I grew up back in the day
1157
00:45:41,140 --> 00:45:43,360
where it was so many
kids in the neighborhood,
1158
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,690
you didn't know who was it.
1159
00:45:44,690 --> 00:45:46,440
So you made everybody put their foot in.
1160
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,310
You remember that shit?
1161
00:45:47,310 --> 00:45:48,389
Put your foot in.
1162
00:45:48,389 --> 00:45:50,130
(crowd laughing)
1163
00:45:50,130 --> 00:45:52,353
Yeah, 15 dirty ass shoes in the circle.
1164
00:45:54,532 --> 00:45:56,020
Had the one little gay cousin,
1165
00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:56,870
that didn't wanna put his foot in
1166
00:45:56,870 --> 00:45:58,310
and play hide and go seek with us.
1167
00:45:58,310 --> 00:46:00,710
He wanted to play down
down baby with the girls.
1168
00:46:01,890 --> 00:46:03,571
Girls, y'all remember me Down Down Baby?
1169
00:46:03,571 --> 00:46:05,288
♪ Down, down, baby ♪
1170
00:46:05,288 --> 00:46:06,147
♪ Down, down ♪
1171
00:46:06,147 --> 00:46:07,252
♪ The roller coaster ♪
1172
00:46:07,252 --> 00:46:08,640
♪ Sweet, Sweet baby ♪
1173
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:09,701
♪ Sweet, sweet ♪
1174
00:46:09,701 --> 00:46:10,969
♪ Don't let me go ♪
1175
00:46:10,969 --> 00:46:12,808
♪ Shimmy shimmy cocoa pop ♪
1176
00:46:12,808 --> 00:46:14,085
♪ Shimmy shimmy pow ♪
1177
00:46:14,085 --> 00:46:14,918
Remember that?
1178
00:46:14,918 --> 00:46:16,409
♪ Shimmy shimmy cocoa pop ♪
1179
00:46:16,409 --> 00:46:17,509
♪ Shimmy shimmy pow ♪
1180
00:46:17,509 --> 00:46:18,342
I can't hear you.
1181
00:46:18,342 --> 00:46:20,648
♪ I had a girlfriend ♪
1182
00:46:20,648 --> 00:46:21,794
♪ A biscuit. ♪
1183
00:46:21,794 --> 00:46:22,858
Oho!
1184
00:46:22,858 --> 00:46:25,691
(crowd cheering)
1185
00:46:27,471 --> 00:46:28,971
That was the shit.
1186
00:46:33,843 --> 00:46:34,676
Go ahead.
1187
00:46:41,430 --> 00:46:43,920
We got some over here,
we got some over here.
1188
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,083
Give it up for 'em ,
loving their childhood.
1189
00:46:46,083 --> 00:46:48,450
(crowd cheering)
1190
00:46:48,450 --> 00:46:50,807
That's what we did back in the day.
1191
00:46:50,807 --> 00:46:53,020
When we convinced him to
put his shoe in the circle,
1192
00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:55,872
we had 16 dirty ass shoes in the circle.
1193
00:46:55,872 --> 00:46:58,540
We were all friends and
nobody cared what kind of shoe
1194
00:46:58,540 --> 00:47:00,320
you had on back in the day.
1195
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,910
You had that one friend had
holes in the bottom of his shoe,
1196
00:47:02,910 --> 00:47:04,280
you gave him a piece of cardboard.
1197
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,187
Folded it in half and gave it to him,
1198
00:47:06,187 --> 00:47:08,140
like, "Here, you my friend.
1199
00:47:08,140 --> 00:47:10,260
Put this in your shoe, I saw you."
1200
00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:16,283
Then we sang Engine Engine Number Nine,
1201
00:47:17,530 --> 00:47:18,905
Y'all remember that shit?
1202
00:47:18,905 --> 00:47:20,786
♪ Engine, engine, number nine ♪
1203
00:47:20,786 --> 00:47:22,813
♪ Going down Chicago line ♪
1204
00:47:22,813 --> 00:47:24,867
♪ If the train drop off the track ♪
1205
00:47:24,867 --> 00:47:26,911
♪ Do you want your money back ♪
1206
00:47:26,911 --> 00:47:28,308
Yes.
1207
00:47:28,308 --> 00:47:30,970
(crowd cheering)
1208
00:47:30,970 --> 00:47:32,933
Everybody said yes, back in the day.
1209
00:47:34,690 --> 00:47:37,592
Whoever said no, work for
the federal government today.
1210
00:47:37,592 --> 00:47:39,460
(crowd laughing)
1211
00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:40,643
Check your friends.
1212
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,761
Remember how we finished it,
1213
00:47:43,761 --> 00:47:45,437
after we said yes?
1214
00:47:45,437 --> 00:47:48,007
♪ Y-E-S spells yes ♪
1215
00:47:48,007 --> 00:47:50,270
♪ And you are not ♪
1216
00:47:50,270 --> 00:47:51,704
I wanna play right now.
1217
00:47:51,704 --> 00:47:53,830
(crowd cheering)
1218
00:47:53,830 --> 00:47:56,040
It's my birthday, we gon do what I say do.
1219
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,530
I'm a Virgo.
(crowd cheering)
1220
00:47:57,530 --> 00:48:01,310
We gonna play, I'm it, y'all run, go.
1221
00:48:01,310 --> 00:48:02,143
Go.
1222
00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:06,470
I said I was it,
1223
00:48:06,470 --> 00:48:08,353
(crowd laughing)
1224
00:48:08,353 --> 00:48:10,610
You know no nobody wanna be it.
1225
00:48:10,610 --> 00:48:11,713
I'm it, run.
1226
00:48:13,987 --> 00:48:15,623
So y'all think this is a game.
1227
00:48:15,623 --> 00:48:16,920
(crowd laughing)
1228
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,790
When somebody arch they
leg back like this,
1229
00:48:18,790 --> 00:48:20,523
that pivot is a motherfucker.
1230
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:24,244
Y'all remember this?
1231
00:48:24,244 --> 00:48:26,128
♪ There's a blue bird on my shoulder ♪
1232
00:48:26,128 --> 00:48:27,721
♪ Shall I kill it ♪
1233
00:48:27,721 --> 00:48:28,630
(crowd cheering)
1234
00:48:28,630 --> 00:48:29,687
You better go.
1235
00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:36,020
We have one fat kid on every block.
1236
00:48:36,020 --> 00:48:37,840
He couldn't run like we ran.
1237
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:38,990
We made him run.
1238
00:48:38,990 --> 00:48:41,903
We didn't know this boy had
congestive heart failure.
1239
00:48:41,903 --> 00:48:44,530
(crowd laughing)
1240
00:48:44,530 --> 00:48:45,760
We made his ass run,
1241
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:46,593
but, he what he do?
1242
00:48:46,593 --> 00:48:47,567
He ran back to base.
1243
00:48:47,567 --> 00:48:48,810
"I'm at base, I'm at base.
1244
00:48:48,810 --> 00:48:50,200
You didn't give me a chance to run.
1245
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:52,250
I'm at base, you better go get somebody."
1246
00:48:55,450 --> 00:48:57,470
Let me tell you how we
grew up in the hood.
1247
00:48:57,470 --> 00:49:00,480
We were creative because
all we had was each other.
1248
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:02,480
Shout out to everybody
that grew up in the hood.
1249
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,313
If you grew up in the hood,
1250
00:49:03,313 --> 00:49:05,296
let me hear you say, "Whoa, whoa!"
1251
00:49:05,296 --> 00:49:06,640
- [Crowd] Whoo whoo!
1252
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,030
So, you know, all we had was each other,
1253
00:49:08,030 --> 00:49:10,960
we didn't have no games to
play, we had no board games.
1254
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,440
We didn't have no Sorry, we
didn't have no Candy Land,
1255
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:14,850
we didn't have no Monopoly.
1256
00:49:14,850 --> 00:49:16,073
We had each other.
1257
00:49:17,430 --> 00:49:20,520
Every Saturday at 12 noon,
everybody met outside,
1258
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,510
everybody cleaned their whole house,
1259
00:49:22,510 --> 00:49:24,610
everybody hand smelled like bleach
1260
00:49:24,610 --> 00:49:25,853
and we had each other.
1261
00:49:30,830 --> 00:49:32,260
We be like, "what we gon play next?"
1262
00:49:32,260 --> 00:49:34,870
And you just keep thinking until
you come up with something.
1263
00:49:34,870 --> 00:49:37,120
When we got tired of
playing hide and go seek
1264
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:40,260
what we change the game to hide go get it.
1265
00:49:40,260 --> 00:49:42,356
This when I started going
to church, I'm sorry.
1266
00:49:42,356 --> 00:49:43,189
(crowd laughing)
1267
00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:45,823
I had to go thank the Lord myself.
1268
00:49:47,551 --> 00:49:50,350
Let me tell you something about
playing hide and go get it.
1269
00:49:50,350 --> 00:49:51,967
We weren't having sex, were we?
1270
00:49:51,967 --> 00:49:52,800
- [Crowd] Nope.
1271
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,383
- We was just humping.
1272
00:49:54,383 --> 00:49:56,210
And making that humping sound.
1273
00:49:56,210 --> 00:49:58,107
Y'all remember that
humping sound (hisses),
1274
00:49:59,340 --> 00:50:01,800
(crowd laughing)
1275
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:02,699
My name is Screw Roy Rice.
1276
00:50:02,699 --> 00:50:04,210
I gotta get outta here.
1277
00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:05,656
(crowd cheering)
1278
00:50:05,656 --> 00:50:06,900
God bless y'all
1279
00:50:08,155 --> 00:50:11,383
Thank you so much for supporting me, L.A.
1280
00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:13,303
I appreciate y'all so much.
1281
00:50:14,198 --> 00:50:15,921
Y'all better not make me cry.
1282
00:50:15,921 --> 00:50:17,065
(crowd cheering)
1283
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I love y'all.
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(groovy outro)
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