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Give me some room! 8 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,550 God, it stinks. 9 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,678 Did you find his other bowling shoe down there? 10 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,159 No, just the eyelets. 11 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,996 I'm gonna go throw this thing in the back yard. 12 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,755 That's a good idea, honey. Just put it out with Buck's house. 13 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,834 You know how he likes to roll around with your father's old things. 14 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:06,956 Well, I guess he's not finished... 15 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:10,948 ...with your father's "Home of the Whopper" jockey shorts. 16 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,670 Well, Peg, I got them. 17 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,633 Third row, center aisle. 18 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,758 The best seats in the house for the greatest show on earth. 19 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,752 What, Public Enemy? 20 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:29,312 Nirvana? 21 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,357 Carla and Her Disappearing Vegetables? 22 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,674 I-- I mean the rock group. 23 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,913 Not the blond stripper who's making a squash disappear for Thanksgiving. 24 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,392 No, pig-in-training. 25 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:56,114 These are tickets to The Jeffersons Live. 26 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,715 It's their "Moving On Up" tour. 27 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:05,632 What, was the Facts of Life "Eating On Up" tour all sold out? 28 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,798 Oh, Marcie, I can't believe it. 29 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,190 We are actually gonna see George and Weezy... 30 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:14,757 ...perform episodes from their sitcom live on stage. 31 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,231 Now, when you say "live" do you mean... 32 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:23,157 ...live as opposed to on TV, or live as opposed to Daddy? 33 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,597 Look, we are talking about the Jeffersons. 34 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,592 They made me understand the greatness... 35 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,916 ...of the African-American culture. 36 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:36,197 I used to think I was a hip white chick... 37 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,596 ...but then I saw George and Weezy... 38 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,469 ...and they me realize that I'm just a square honky peg... 39 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,188 ...in a round, black world. 40 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:52,839 Well, I guess I can relate. 41 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:57,079 If Beavis and Butthead did a live show 90 years from now, I'd be there. 42 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,718 Kelly, Beavis and Butthead are cartoons. 43 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,110 They prefer to be called "dimensionally challenged," Bud. 44 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:12,670 - Why do I feel so alone? - Because no one likes you? 45 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,153 Peg. 46 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,879 Peg, I got good news. 47 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,873 - So do we. - No one cares. 48 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,438 Peg, I heard they're opening up... 49 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,710 ...a brand-new sports bar in the neighborhood. 50 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,190 Finally, a place a man can relax after work. 51 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,799 Well, what about home? 52 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,474 Finally, a place a man can relax after work. 53 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,718 A place where women bring you food. 54 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,111 Chips and pretzels, nuts with sugar on them. 55 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,635 Al, you haven't even asked us about our good news. 56 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,108 I'm sorry, Peg. What is it? 57 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,749 - We got four tickets-- - Another thing they'll have: 58 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,877 Twelve TVs, each with a different game on. 59 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,394 Peg, I tell you, I'm so hot. 60 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,598 If Marcie wasn't here, I'd take you on the floor right now. 61 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,631 Get out, Marcie. 62 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,795 Never mind. The mood has passed. 63 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,752 Well, all I can say is I'm glad my man is evolved to the point... 64 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,912 ...where he doesn't need a sports bar to go to. 65 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,198 Hey, Al. 66 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,792 Did you hear about the new sports bar? 67 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,272 Sure did. 68 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:40,636 Ickey Shuffle. 69 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,793 Did you hear they'll have a pair of Ali's gloves on display? 70 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:51,716 - Yes, I did. And Mantle's spikes. - Plus Michael Jordan's putter. 71 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:56,192 Yes, but are they gonna have the actual door that George Jefferson slammed... 72 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,953 ...in the Willis' face? 73 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,480 Speaking of Michael Jordan... 74 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:10,349 ...I bet you don't know who was picked ahead of him in the 1984 NBA draft. 75 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,558 - Sam Bowie. Went to the Trail Blazers. - Good call, buddy. 76 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:17,559 All right, Al, I got one for you. 77 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:20,115 When was the last time the Cubs won the World Series? 78 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,509 1908. 79 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:25,675 And you can't remember the year we were married? 80 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,075 Same year, 1908. 81 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:36,791 Only difference is, baseball's still interesting. 82 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:46,390 Well, maybe that's because they score more than once a season. 83 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,832 Okay, Al. 84 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,312 I've got one that's gonna stump you. 85 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:58,637 All right, who was in the very first light-beer commercial? 86 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:02,509 No problem. You're talking beer, you're talking my language. 87 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:06,389 You're talking beer, you're talking his belly. 88 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:12,589 Why do I have an uncontrollable urge to play T-ball? 89 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,557 - The answer is Bubba Smith. - Billy Martin. 90 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,792 Bubba Smith. Wore a blue shirt with a black penguin on the pocket. 91 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,271 Hey, Al, what was I wearing the day you met me? 92 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,589 Too much makeup. 93 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,237 - It was Billy Martin. - Bubba Smith. 94 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:32,754 - Billy. - Bubba. Bubba. 95 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,035 - Bubba. - Billy. 96 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:35,229 - Bubba. - Billy. 97 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:40,395 Hello, Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms? 98 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:43,518 Yeah, I have an alcohol question. 99 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,955 Who was in the first light-beer commercial? Now, I say-- 100 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,833 Now, I say it was Bubba Smith, but my friend here says it was-- 101 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,359 Hello? 102 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,318 Hello? 103 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,555 He said it was Bubba. 104 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:03,993 - Billy. - Bubba. 105 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,155 - Billy. - Billy. 106 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,793 Bubba. 107 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,630 That's no fair. You stole that from Bugs Bunny. 108 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,114 - Daffy. - Bugs. 109 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,839 - Daffy. Daffy. - Bugs. Bugs. 110 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:21,552 Hey, hey, why are you two introducing yourselves to each other? 111 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,114 You guys have been doing this for two days. 112 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:28,238 And we demand you pay us some attention. 113 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,592 All right. 114 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,193 - Bubba. - Billy. 115 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:33,668 You know what we can do? 116 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,950 We can ask them Friday night at the sports bar. 117 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,191 - Yeah, great. - Friday? 118 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,556 Friday night is our play. 119 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,833 What play? 120 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,436 The Jeffersons "Moving on Up" tour. 121 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:51,510 What are they moving on up to, channel 99? 122 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,512 Al, we have been talking about this for two days. 123 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:01,514 - You never listen to me. - Well, why would I? I got a TV. 124 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:08,914 I know. It's the only thing you've turned on in 20 years. 125 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,076 If you came with a remote and mute button... 126 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,953 ...I might turn you on too every now and then. 127 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:23,038 Listen to me. I gotta be there opening night. You know who's gonna be there? 128 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,475 Johnny Bench, Ernie Banks and Joe Namath. 129 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:29,078 Yawn, gag and snore. 130 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,757 - Now, listen here, Peg. - No, no, no, Al. You listen to me. 131 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,434 Now, you weren't there when Kelly was born. 132 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,716 You weren't there when Bud was born. 133 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,077 I don't think you were even there when they were conceived. 134 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:46,830 Now, this play is important to me and you will be there. 135 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:50,595 Do I even have to open my mouth? 136 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,228 Nope, nope. I'm there. 137 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:58,156 Moving on up to the East Side, the West Side, all around the town. 138 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:03,068 Fine. Now that that's settled, let's go buy some clothes. 139 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:07,108 Oh, you're right. We must accessorize for the theater. 140 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:21,192 Oh, God, how sad. 141 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,357 Anyway, Dad... 142 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:28,275 ...I just heard the sports bar's opening the same night as the Jeffersons tour. 143 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:31,592 Which one are you going to? 144 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,068 Yeah. 145 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:40,548 Kids, you wanna do old Dad a favor before he kills you? 146 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,436 You know, they call Chicago the second city... 147 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,995 ...because we're supposed to be inferior to New York. 148 00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:00,949 But with theater like this, we have nothing to be ashamed of. 149 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,191 Let's open our "Moving On Up" souvenir bags. 150 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,718 We can use them when our dinner starts moving on up. 151 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:18,355 Okay, Al. Who am I? 152 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,397 Patrick Ewing? 153 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,877 No, you Philistine. I'm Weezy. 154 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,678 Well, I'm woozy. 155 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,997 Ladies and gentlemen, a brief announcement before our show starts. 156 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:37,234 Tonight the role of Ralph the Doorman will be played by Erik Estrada. 157 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:46,075 Well, he was Ponch. 158 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,108 There go the lights. 159 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,157 You know what we have to do. 160 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:59,076 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Jeffersons. 161 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:47,955 Look at this, Jefferson. Every sport known to man. 162 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,679 Baseball, football... 163 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:53,272 ...girls in bikinis wrestling in lettuce. 164 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,516 Jefferson, if I thought heaven was like this... 165 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,274 ...I'd have put a bullet in my brain years ago. 166 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:04,832 If I thought you had a chance in hell of getting in, I'd do it for you, buddy. 167 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,271 - Thanks, man. I love you. - Yeah. 168 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,512 Al, Al. Over there. 169 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,958 It's Ernie Banks. Gotta get a picture with him! 170 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:24,196 Wait a second. You can't just go up to Mr. Cub and drool all over him. 171 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,795 That's a-- That's a legend, a Hall of Famer. 172 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,270 You gotta respect his privacy. 173 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:32,432 You know, you-- Shoot it, damn it! 174 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,989 I'm blind. 175 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:39,836 You hit 512 homers. Imagine how good you'd be if you could see. 176 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,752 We're just kidding, Ernie. You okay? 177 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,912 - Yeah, I guess. - Good. Shoot, Al! 178 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,394 - Thanks, pal. - Ernie Banks. 179 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,596 I can't see. 180 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,112 What a great guy. 181 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,554 Officer Dan. Let me guess. 182 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,472 Jeffersons Live. 183 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:12,395 I would have been here sooner, but my kids showed up late. 184 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,079 Okay, watch this, Al. 185 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:42,756 Now, Florence is gonna hold up a jock strap and say, "What's that?" 186 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,275 And then George is gonna say, "That's my cup." 187 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:49,638 And she's gonna say, "How the heck you gonna drink out of that?" 188 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,832 - What's that? - Oh, that's my cup. 189 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,149 How the heck do you drink out of that? 190 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,870 And you wanted to go to a sports bar. 191 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,669 Hey, where's the guy who says "Dynomite"? 192 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:13,828 No, that's the other show, Gimme a Stroke. 193 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,792 This is the lowest thing that I have ever done. 194 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:26,677 Okay, the lowest thing I've ever been paid to do. 195 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:33,719 Okay, the lowest thing I've ever been paid to do that I didn't enjoy. 196 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:41,593 If you ask me, the Willis' were way ahead of their time. 197 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:47,238 Your hands are moist like mine. 198 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,234 But then watching The Jeffersons always made me horny. 199 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:58,995 What say the next time the scenes change and the lights go out, we... 200 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,356 What's wrong with women? Don't they know what real fun is? 201 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,309 I know what you mean. Check out Shaquille's foot. 202 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,670 The size of it alone is better than anything... 203 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,717 - ...the Jeffersons have ever done. - Yeah. 204 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,757 And look at that massive hand imprint. 205 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,558 Who's is it? Wilt Chamberlain's? 206 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,633 "Martina Navratilova." 207 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,551 You know what they say about big hands? 208 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,270 - Johnny Bench! - Johnny Bench! 209 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,398 Quick! 210 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,231 Get a picture! 211 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,830 It's okay. He never won a pennant. 212 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,119 Or scored four touchdowns in a single game, eh, John? 213 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:53,996 - Who is that guy? - How do I know? I'm blind. 214 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:57,835 We never settled our bet about who was in the first light-beer commercial. 215 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,789 Now, there must be somebody around here that knows it was Billy Martin. 216 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,753 There must be somebody here that knows it was Bubba Smith. 217 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,468 Wait a second. I know just who to ask. 218 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,829 Yo, barkeep. 219 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,234 Joe Namath! Give me the camera! 220 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,836 I'm blind. 221 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,719 Joe-- 222 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:30,871 Joe, I-- I've followed your career from Alabama to Super Bowl III... 223 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:34,590 ...to that pain-ointment thing you do now. 224 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,958 Thanks. 225 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,276 - You a shoe salesman? - Yeah. 226 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,351 Told you. 227 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,114 You-- You know, Joe, I got just one question for you. 228 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,750 Oh, I know, I know. Did I really believe I'd win the Super Bowl? 229 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,228 No, no. 230 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,749 Who was in the first light-beer commercial? 231 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,199 Who cares? 232 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,428 See, he said Bubba. 233 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,033 It was Billy. 234 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,589 I couldn't help overhearing you two... 235 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:10,879 ...and after sucking down 20 cold ones and a couple of warm ones... 236 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,714 ...my memory and my bladder have been jogged. 237 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,555 - It was Bubba Smith. - Thank you. 238 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,555 And that's the law talking. 239 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,995 It was Billy Martin. I know, I have it on tape. 240 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,708 Bubba Smith. I know, I don't know anything except that. 241 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,273 - Billy Martin. - Bubba Smith. 242 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,198 - Billy Martin. - Bubba Smith. 243 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,749 - Billy Martin. - Bubba Smith. 244 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,874 I cannot believe this actually worked. 245 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:54,318 Mom was so convinced I was Dad, she picked my pocket during the show. 246 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:58,316 What are you complaining about? At least you didn't get a hickey. 247 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,077 - Billy Martin! - Bubba Smith! 248 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,072 - Billy Martin! - Bubba Smith! 249 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:10,950 Fellas, fellas, fellas. Now, what are we fighting about? 250 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,839 Here we are in the playground of the gods. 251 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:17,152 We got bimbos on the tube, we got the law on the floor... 252 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,630 ...we got sugar on our nuts... 253 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,591 ...and we got our wives at The Jeffersons. 254 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:27,992 Who gives a rat's patoot who was in the first light-beer commercial? 255 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,993 - He's right! - Yeah. 256 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:35,153 Especially since we all know it was Bubba Smith. 257 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,471 Sometimes I wish I was back in the game, where it's safe. 258 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,199 You left the game? 259 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,749 Two years after my knees did. 260 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,675 Watch it, now! Watch it, now! 261 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,070 Watch it, now! 262 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,759 - Billy Martin! - Bubba Smith! 263 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,752 - Billy Martin! - Bubba Smith! 264 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,077 Jefferson, watch my camera! 265 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,116 I got it, Al. 266 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:20,908 You have the right to remain... 267 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,830 ...unconscious. 268 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,277 I'll kill you. I'm gonna kill you. 269 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,799 Well, did you learn your lesson? 270 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,871 We have. 271 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,715 It was a pretty good sports-trivia bar-fight, though, hey, buddy? 272 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,508 The best. 273 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,398 Give me five. 274 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,599 On second thought... 275 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,035 ...give me one five times. 276 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,437 Well, boys, we'll see you in about a week. 277 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,433 We're going to see the "Moving On Up" tour in Milwaukee. 278 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:19,673 Yeah, we bought a "See America With the Jeffersons" rail pass. 279 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,559 It includes transportation, theater tickets... 280 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:26,076 ...and a box lunch with both Lionels. 281 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,232 Can we get you anything before we go? 282 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:33,473 - As a matter of fact, my pain medicine-- - Gotta run. See you later. 283 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:39,148 Oh, well, at least they're gone and we've got a game on the tube. 284 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:50,270 And now stay tuned for our 24-hour Jeffersons marathon. 285 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:55,119 Starting with "The Jeffersons Go to Hawaii." 286 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,510 Hey, now, kids. Hey, now! 287 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,557 Change the channel here! 288 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:08,233 Oh, my God. It's Weezy in a bathing suit! 22904

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