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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:11,958 (soft eerie music) 4 00:00:18,292 --> 00:00:22,042 (energetic orchestral music) 5 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:25,542 (gentle cheerful music) 6 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:32,333 (gentle cheerful music) (carts rattling) 7 00:01:51,208 --> 00:01:52,042 (intercom rings) 8 00:01:52,042 --> 00:01:53,917 Attention Victory shoppers, 9 00:01:53,917 --> 00:01:57,250 the time is now 10:00 and the store is now closed. 10 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:59,375 Please bring all your items to the front-- 11 00:01:59,375 --> 00:02:02,708 (intercom cuts out) 12 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:03,583 To the front. 13 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:07,625 (clicking buttons) 14 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:10,667 - First night as closing manager and you break the phone. 15 00:02:11,667 --> 00:02:14,333 - Anyways, that should be the last customer. 16 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:15,167 Where's Hale? 17 00:02:16,208 --> 00:02:17,042 Hale! 18 00:02:18,958 --> 00:02:20,250 The phone just broke. 19 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,958 (Hale sighs) 20 00:02:25,917 --> 00:02:27,917 - Better get your shit together, old man. 21 00:02:27,917 --> 00:02:30,083 My paper feeder's been jamming all day. 22 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,292 Yeah? 23 00:02:31,292 --> 00:02:32,583 Proven fact that receipt paper 24 00:02:32,583 --> 00:02:34,500 tends to act finicky around sluts. 25 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:36,958 - Oh no you didn't just-- 26 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:38,250 Bailey, just forget it. 27 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:39,417 - Just keep counting please. - He just called me a slut. 28 00:02:39,417 --> 00:02:41,125 Hale, jerk. 29 00:02:41,125 --> 00:02:44,833 I'm gonna take five, Jesus, asshole. 30 00:02:48,417 --> 00:02:50,583 (screams) 31 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:52,417 (laughs) 32 00:02:52,417 --> 00:02:53,667 Where you off to, sexy? 33 00:02:53,667 --> 00:02:54,708 Bathroom. 34 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:55,542 Hot, right? 35 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:56,792 Oh, very. (chuckles) 36 00:02:56,792 --> 00:02:58,833 Stop, not here. 37 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:01,375 I'm not gonna be the first manager to be written up by Hale 38 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:03,375 for making out by the cookies. 39 00:03:04,708 --> 00:03:05,667 He's a dick. 40 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:06,792 No, he's just, 41 00:03:08,042 --> 00:03:10,125 okay yeah, he is. 42 00:03:10,125 --> 00:03:11,333 I don't know, it's just, 43 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:13,500 I think 44 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:18,833 there's a lot of years there and 45 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:22,583 they weren't all good. 46 00:03:23,708 --> 00:03:24,542 Yeah, whatever. 47 00:03:24,542 --> 00:03:28,250 Look, my only concern is that this weekend 48 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:32,750 my parents are at Foxwood, so, you're coming over, right? 49 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:34,417 - [Cass] I'm looking forward to it. 50 00:03:34,417 --> 00:03:35,250 Good. 51 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:36,333 Stop it. 52 00:03:36,333 --> 00:03:37,167 What? 53 00:03:37,167 --> 00:03:38,167 I have to pee. 54 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:39,958 (sighs) 55 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:42,542 (Cass giggles) 56 00:03:52,542 --> 00:03:54,542 (sighs) 57 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,958 (exasperated exhale) What? 58 00:04:00,958 --> 00:04:03,250 (sighs) Get put in charge for one night. 59 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:10,750 (gasps) Oh fuck. (flushing toilet) 60 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,083 Oh. (whining) 61 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:13,917 Shit. 62 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:25,667 (sighs) 63 00:04:27,042 --> 00:04:30,125 Ug, Bailey, you can't leave that out. 64 00:04:33,583 --> 00:04:34,542 Bailey? 65 00:04:37,167 --> 00:04:38,042 Hale! 66 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:41,583 Ryan! 67 00:04:46,667 --> 00:04:49,250 (door rattles) 68 00:04:58,542 --> 00:05:02,375 Could somebody please, (static hissing) 69 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:05,625 (phone clicks) 70 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:09,125 (soft suspenseful music) 71 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:10,250 Guys? 72 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:13,667 (soft suspenseful music) 73 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:20,208 You guys, this isn't funny. 74 00:05:24,417 --> 00:05:25,292 Ryan? 75 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:27,458 Ug, Bailey! 76 00:05:29,292 --> 00:05:32,500 (soft suspenseful music) 77 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,583 Bailey? 78 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,333 (fearful breathing) 79 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:36,542 (gasps) 80 00:05:36,542 --> 00:05:38,875 What happened, are you okay? 81 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:41,417 Bailey? 82 00:05:41,417 --> 00:05:43,042 (screaming) 83 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:43,875 Bailey! 84 00:05:45,375 --> 00:05:49,917 What is-- (screaming) 85 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,583 Anybody! 86 00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:52,917 I'm gonna get help! 87 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:55,583 (screaming) 88 00:05:55,583 --> 00:05:56,417 Somebody! 89 00:05:59,167 --> 00:06:01,833 (man screaming) 90 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:08,750 (gasps) 91 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:10,708 Ryan! 92 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:13,458 Ryan. (crying) 93 00:06:13,458 --> 00:06:14,917 - Who did this? - It's still here. 94 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,208 Who did this? 95 00:06:16,208 --> 00:06:17,042 Who? 96 00:06:17,917 --> 00:06:18,833 It's coming. 97 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:22,250 Who's coming? 98 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:24,583 (screaming) 99 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:33,750 Hide, hide, hide! (screaming) 100 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:43,000 (cart rattling) (Ryan screaming) 101 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:54,917 (screaming) 102 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:02,583 (cart rattling) (screaming) 103 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:08,750 (screaming) (slow suspenseful music) 104 00:07:10,042 --> 00:07:12,208 (keys jingling) (screaming) 105 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:17,208 (cart rattling) (screaming) 106 00:07:25,292 --> 00:07:28,083 (panicked crying) 107 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:29,875 (bangs head) 108 00:07:29,875 --> 00:07:32,875 (pained yelling) 109 00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:35,542 (cart rattling) 110 00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:41,708 (nervous breathing) (cart rattling) 111 00:07:42,417 --> 00:07:45,833 (slow suspenseful music) 112 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:49,750 (whimpering) 113 00:07:50,875 --> 00:07:51,708 Come on. 114 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:55,917 Come on. 115 00:07:55,917 --> 00:07:58,292 (slow suspenseful music) 116 00:07:58,292 --> 00:07:59,333 Run! 117 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:01,667 (screaming) 118 00:08:02,708 --> 00:08:07,708 (energetic suspenseful music) (card rattling) 119 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,208 - Quick, (muttering incoherently) 120 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:13,500 (cart thumps) 121 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,583 (Cass muttering incoherently) 122 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:16,958 Shut up, Cass. 123 00:08:16,958 --> 00:08:19,083 - (cart banging) - Please help me, please. 124 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:20,833 That didn't just happen. (sobbing) 125 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,750 - Oh it fuckin' happened all right. 126 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:25,417 - Shopping carts can't kill people! 127 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:28,042 - Quiet, quiet! (sobbing) 128 00:08:28,042 --> 00:08:30,042 I'm sorry kid, but if you wanna stay alive, 129 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:31,625 just do as I say, okay? 130 00:08:31,625 --> 00:08:34,833 (Cass whimpering) Breath, breath. 131 00:08:34,833 --> 00:08:37,917 (cart creaks) Breath. 132 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:41,333 - (nervous breathing) Why'd it stop? 133 00:08:42,417 --> 00:08:43,958 Why'd it cut the phone lines? 134 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,375 Why'd it try to cut the power? 135 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:49,625 Why aren't you and I dead yet? 136 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:51,375 It's enjoying this too much. 137 00:08:54,833 --> 00:08:57,000 - Please tell me what's going on. (crying) 138 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,417 It happened so fast. 139 00:08:58,417 --> 00:09:00,417 It came after me first and I fought it off 140 00:09:00,417 --> 00:09:03,125 so it chased after your boyfriend when he ran outside. 141 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:07,167 I guess it knew which of us was the weaker prey. 142 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:10,542 Why, why? (crying) 143 00:09:10,542 --> 00:09:13,083 They're killers, all of 'em. 144 00:09:13,083 --> 00:09:16,292 They might not always strike, but they always want to. 145 00:09:16,292 --> 00:09:18,250 They devote their existence to shoppers 146 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:19,958 and what do they get in return? 147 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:22,875 Abused, mistreated, hit by cars 148 00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:24,583 because people can't walk the 10 feet 149 00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:26,875 to put 'em back in their proper place. 150 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:30,125 They're stolen by homeless, raced by drunk teens. 151 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:35,417 Well, every once in a while, one just snaps. 152 00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:39,458 - (crying) What are you talking about? 153 00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:42,000 - I'd heard the stories, even been around long enough 154 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,667 to be damn sure I'd seen some shit, but honestly, 155 00:09:45,667 --> 00:09:49,125 I don't know that I even really believed it until tonight. 156 00:09:49,125 --> 00:09:51,708 This is insane, you're insane! 157 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:52,958 Am I? 158 00:09:52,958 --> 00:09:55,625 Trust your eyes, Cass, you saw it. 159 00:09:57,458 --> 00:10:00,208 (dramatic music) 160 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:02,958 I suppose it's just us left now. 161 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:05,458 Bailey. 162 00:10:05,458 --> 00:10:07,083 What? 163 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:09,958 (panicked breathing) 164 00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:11,625 - I think Bailey's still out there. 165 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:14,625 - Jesus, I thought she'd be the first to go. 166 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,583 Well then fuck it! 167 00:10:18,042 --> 00:10:19,500 You stay inside. 168 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,083 Lock the door behind me. 169 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:21,958 You're going out there? 170 00:10:21,958 --> 00:10:23,292 I can't, in good conscious, 171 00:10:23,292 --> 00:10:25,000 leave her there to die now, can I? 172 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:29,875 (slow suspenseful music) 173 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:32,458 Wait, lift up your shirt. 174 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:33,292 - [Hale] I'm fine-- 175 00:10:33,292 --> 00:10:34,333 Just do it! 176 00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:43,500 (panicked breathing) (suspenseful music) 177 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:46,042 [Hale] All right, thanks. 178 00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:46,917 - You're not leaving me in-- 179 00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:48,042 Yes, I am. 180 00:10:48,042 --> 00:10:49,875 No, we're gonna get Bailey 181 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:51,625 and we're all gonna leave together. 182 00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:56,625 (slow suspenseful music) 183 00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:59,708 (distant clattering) 184 00:11:02,708 --> 00:11:04,250 You gonna poke it to death? 185 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,458 - Any moment now, I'm gonna wake up. 186 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,375 - Whatever you need to tell yourself. 187 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:14,542 (slow suspenseful music) (panicked breathing) 188 00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:15,750 Bailey. 189 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:18,375 (gasping) 190 00:11:18,375 --> 00:11:20,792 (whimpering) 191 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,917 Oh my God. (slow eerie music) 192 00:11:29,917 --> 00:11:31,708 (gasps) 193 00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:34,417 (screaming) 194 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:38,167 (dramatic suspenseful music) 195 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:06,250 (body thumps) 196 00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:09,958 (screaming) 197 00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:11,208 Come on, run! 198 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:15,917 (deep rumbling) 199 00:12:15,917 --> 00:12:16,750 Go! 200 00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:20,792 (tool whirring) 201 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,917 My truck's in the back! 202 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,542 (grunting) 203 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:28,875 (screaming) 204 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:34,167 (cart rattling) (screaming) 205 00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:35,292 No, no! 206 00:12:35,292 --> 00:12:40,292 (cart rattling) (screaming) 207 00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:42,917 Fucker! 208 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,375 (cart rattles) 209 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:49,042 (Hale screaming) 210 00:12:49,042 --> 00:12:49,875 Get up! 211 00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:55,375 (cart rattling) 212 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,542 Okay. (gasps) 213 00:12:57,542 --> 00:13:01,625 (slow dramatic orchestral music) 214 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,208 (Cass whispering inaudibly) 215 00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:08,000 (cart rattling) (Hale grunting) 216 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,083 - Cass! - Shh! 217 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,125 (cart rattling) 218 00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:16,625 Give me your keys. 219 00:13:24,042 --> 00:13:26,250 (labored breathing) Yeah. 220 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,792 Okay. 221 00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:30,875 (cart creaking) 222 00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:33,208 - I'm here, you piece of shit, come on! 223 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:38,875 (dramatic orchestral music) 224 00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:41,417 Come on. 225 00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:44,333 (cart creaking) 226 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:46,250 Now! (engine roars to life) 227 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:50,542 (screaming) (cart rattles) 228 00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:54,500 (dramatic orchestral music) 229 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,167 (Cass grunting) 230 00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:05,083 (tool buzzing) (screaming) 231 00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:14,750 (door slamming) 232 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,250 (compactor buzzing) 233 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,625 [Hale] Run, get outta here! 234 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,917 No Hale, we beat it. 235 00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:25,000 (compactor buzzing) (cart crunching) 236 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:25,833 No. 237 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,333 It's only the beginning. 238 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:35,375 (slow suspenseful music) 239 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:40,417 (distant screaming) 240 00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:45,417 (carts rattling) (dramatic music) 241 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:55,875 (power tool buzzing) (screaming) 242 00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:59,542 (dramatic orchestral music) 243 00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:06,625 (crickets chirping) 244 00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:11,875 (dramatic eerie music) 245 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:21,125 (crickets chirping) (distant music playing) 246 00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:22,750 (goat bleats) 247 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:27,750 (cheerful jazzy music) (woman laughing) 248 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:34,083 Oh la la. 249 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:41,083 (music cuts out) 250 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:46,083 No, no! (clicking remote) 251 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,250 (goat bleating) 252 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,292 (can thumps) 253 00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:52,167 (refrigerator humming) 254 00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,708 Course I'm outta beer. 255 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,042 (pan clanks) 256 00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:59,875 (water trickling) 257 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,875 (water splashes) 258 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,917 (light buzzing) 259 00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:08,417 (goat bleats) 260 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:11,875 (water splashes) 261 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:14,792 (soft eerie music) 262 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:20,500 (beeping electronics) 263 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:25,000 (distant screeching) (pained grunting) 264 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,750 (distant pained grunting) 265 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:32,083 (low suspenseful music) 266 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,625 (door creaks) 267 00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:41,625 (low suspenseful music) (crickets chirping) 268 00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:53,000 (man vomiting) (coughing) 269 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,833 (cans clattering) 270 00:16:57,208 --> 00:17:00,542 (low suspenseful music) 271 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,333 (rattling) 272 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:21,583 (woman laughing) (cheerful jazzy music) 273 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,500 (lamp clatters) 274 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:29,458 (woman laughing) (cheerful jazzy music) 275 00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:34,458 (rustling) (cheerful jazzy music) 276 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:45,417 (squishy groaning) 277 00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:50,417 (screaming) (energetic dramatic music) 278 00:17:58,125 --> 00:17:59,500 Goddam chupacabra. 279 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,917 (energetic dramatic music) 280 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:12,375 Show yourself you little pecker wood. 281 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:15,375 (table rattles) 282 00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:18,792 Took my finger and I can't abide by that! 283 00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:21,708 (table clattering) 284 00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:28,375 (distant shrieking) 285 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,833 (cabinets clattering) 286 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:31,833 Cock sucker! 287 00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:38,083 Aha! (hammer clatters) 288 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:42,833 (screeching) (screaming) 289 00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:56,000 (squishy thump) 290 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,458 (grunts) (energetic music) 291 00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:04,208 (screeching) (screaming) 292 00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,625 (pained screaming) 293 00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:08,458 Mommy! 294 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,833 (pans clattering) 295 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,292 (hammer banging) 296 00:19:24,292 --> 00:19:29,292 (screeching) (hammer banging) 297 00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:38,250 Fuck you! 298 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:41,583 Fuck you! 299 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:50,000 (screeching) (energetic dramatic music) 300 00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:05,000 (explosion blasts) 301 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,250 (fire alarm shrieking) 302 00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:17,917 No shit. 303 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,500 (cheerful strumming music) 304 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,708 (chuckles) Tonight really turned out. 305 00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:32,917 (distant growling) (crickets chirping) 306 00:20:32,917 --> 00:20:36,750 (energetic suspenseful music) 307 00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:48,542 (creatures growling) 308 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,625 Shoulda seen this coming. 309 00:20:56,625 --> 00:21:01,625 (creatures growling) (laughs maniacally) No! 310 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,000 - Whoa whoa, whoa, paint the man cave? 311 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,958 Over my dead body. 312 00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:15,208 (energetic rock music) 313 00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,792 Put those brushes down right now. 314 00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:23,208 You're not painting the man cave, Kitten Whiskers Purple. 315 00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:26,500 No, no, I won't come home and paint with you. 316 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,458 Ever. 317 00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:30,125 Besides, I'm out with the guys tonight, late. 318 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,000 You don't tell me what to do, I tell you what to do. 319 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,375 I'll be home when I get home and that's when I'll get home. 320 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:42,250 (sighs) Okay, 9:00, 321 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,583 or whenever I feel like it. 322 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:47,750 (sighs) Right, yeah, no later than 9:30. 323 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:53,958 (grunts) Goddamn you! (phone clinks) 324 00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:55,625 Hey, go get that. 325 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,208 - Get it! - All right, Jesus. 326 00:21:58,208 --> 00:21:59,458 - Chop, chop, I ain't got all day. 327 00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:01,000 - Okay. - You want a tip? 328 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:01,875 Go find a home. 329 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:06,458 (energetic rock music) 330 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,375 What's that now? 331 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:12,458 Oh, I am listening to you. 332 00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:15,458 You're going on about uh, biceps or something. 333 00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:18,708 (energetic rock music) 334 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:25,792 (laughs) No, don't, it's just a little loud in here. 335 00:22:28,792 --> 00:22:31,208 (ice clinks) 336 00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:35,917 You got nothing to worry about, it's only guys here. 337 00:22:35,917 --> 00:22:39,167 (energetic rock music) 338 00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:46,625 (phone ringing) 339 00:22:50,167 --> 00:22:51,000 Hey. 340 00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:54,083 Oh come on, babe. 341 00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:56,417 I only get to see these guys like once a year. 342 00:22:57,583 --> 00:22:59,750 I'll look for a job tomorrow. 343 00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:01,667 You know, if I have time before my gig. 344 00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:04,417 Besides, that RCA guy is supposed to be calling this week. 345 00:23:05,458 --> 00:23:07,667 No, you say that every week. 346 00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:13,042 Yeah, you know, beep, I think your phone, 347 00:23:13,042 --> 00:23:16,083 beep, yeah, your phone might be dying. 348 00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:18,417 Like I hope you do! 349 00:23:20,125 --> 00:23:22,125 Oh, Hoobastank. 350 00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:23,875 (cheerful rock music) 351 00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:25,958 (pee trickling) 352 00:23:25,958 --> 00:23:30,958 (phone clicking) (distant music playing) 353 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,250 (phone notification rings) 354 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:42,583 (distant music playing) 355 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:47,625 (loud thumping) 356 00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:49,750 Someone's in here. 357 00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:50,708 (pee trickles) 358 00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:52,667 (laughing) 359 00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:53,750 That's pretty good. (laughing) 360 00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:56,000 - [Man] That's a lot of potatoes. (laughing) 361 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,583 (men laughing) 362 00:24:07,292 --> 00:24:10,250 Are you all right, Peter? 363 00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,167 (crying) I'm afraid of Marie. 364 00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:13,542 Your housekeeper? 365 00:24:13,542 --> 00:24:15,875 No, Marie, my wife, you idiot. 366 00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:17,292 - [Brett] Yeah, the Mexican broad you're banging. 367 00:24:17,292 --> 00:24:18,667 What? 368 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:19,500 She's not, 369 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,542 Marie is my wife. 370 00:24:22,542 --> 00:24:26,667 Maria is our housekeeper and she's Ecuadorian. 371 00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:31,667 She's part horse? 372 00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:33,042 Why are you so afraid of her? 373 00:24:33,042 --> 00:24:34,750 Is this about the bruises? 374 00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:36,292 Has she been hitting you again? 375 00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:38,250 Goddammit! (thumps counter) 376 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:39,750 [Peter] Whoa, dude, relax. 377 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:43,542 - I can't relax, she can't (sighs) 378 00:24:43,542 --> 00:24:45,792 it's just that, (sighs) 379 00:24:47,542 --> 00:24:48,708 I'm just so horny. 380 00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:53,792 I'm okay, I'm fine, it's just uh, 381 00:24:55,917 --> 00:25:00,917 I've been married for about a year now and I uh, (chuckles) 382 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,167 I thought it was gonna be all, you know, 383 00:25:04,167 --> 00:25:05,750 running through the house butt naked, 384 00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:07,750 having fun times in the shower, you know, 385 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:12,417 maybe occasional blowie on a road trip, but it's not. 386 00:25:15,292 --> 00:25:16,792 It's not. (laughing) 387 00:25:16,792 --> 00:25:21,000 You know, when I wanna, she's all, eh. 388 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,833 So now, I gotta sneak around like a ninja 389 00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:27,250 with lube in the garage just to get off, 390 00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:29,167 which I never had to goddam do before! 391 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:32,958 (sighs) Peter, it's not right. 392 00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:36,000 I mean, I've lost all respect for you as a man. 393 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,750 Wait, let me be clear about that, 394 00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:41,917 you're not a man, but you're still my friend. 395 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,000 I mean, I'd kill her. 396 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,292 Woman laid her hands on me, I'd kill her. 397 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,333 You could divorce her. 398 00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:52,208 I'm no quitter. 399 00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:54,792 So? 400 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:56,792 So what? 401 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:02,333 (laughing) No. 402 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:05,500 (laughing) I couldn't do that to my own wife. 403 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:09,333 I mean, I signed on for forever, right? 404 00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:12,042 So it's forever. 405 00:26:12,042 --> 00:26:13,000 Shit, I'll do it. 406 00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:15,958 Then you'd have to kill mine. 407 00:26:15,958 --> 00:26:19,125 (slow dramatic music) 408 00:26:21,292 --> 00:26:24,292 (laughing) 409 00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:27,208 I'm just messing with you guys. (laughing) 410 00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:29,958 (group laughing) 411 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,958 - I suppose we're supposed to kill each other's wives too. 412 00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:36,708 (group laughing) 413 00:26:39,042 --> 00:26:42,125 (scattered laughter) 414 00:26:54,542 --> 00:26:57,792 - (playful music) - What? 415 00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:03,542 (gravel crunching) (playful music) 416 00:27:03,542 --> 00:27:06,375 (thumping ground) 417 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,875 - How do you know they won't be found? 418 00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:18,333 Where are we anyway? 419 00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:20,458 - Yeah, this place looks familiar. 420 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:22,875 It's Wilma Horton's place, 421 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:24,542 bought it from the bank when they foreclosed it. 422 00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:25,750 The witch? 423 00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:27,458 This is old widow Horton's place? 424 00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:29,125 She's a goddam witch, Doug. 425 00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,500 - There's no such thin, ya pussy, 426 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,208 what do you think it's cursed? 427 00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:34,208 (thunder rumbles) 428 00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:36,958 Oh, and I suppose you're gonna read into that. 429 00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:38,417 Pick up your shovel. 430 00:27:38,417 --> 00:27:41,583 (thumping the ground) 431 00:27:45,292 --> 00:27:47,958 (alarm beeping) 432 00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:54,542 (grunts) (tapping clock) 433 00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:56,708 (sighing) 434 00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:01,542 (slow dramatic music) 435 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:05,083 Morning. 436 00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:07,792 (phone rings) What is it? 437 00:28:07,792 --> 00:28:09,292 Is my hair a mess? 438 00:28:11,542 --> 00:28:14,542 I'll fix it in a few minutes. (laughs) 439 00:28:18,458 --> 00:28:19,667 Yeah? (sighs) 440 00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:24,333 - [Willie] I got a little problem here, Dougie. 441 00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:25,917 [Doug] Same here. 442 00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:28,792 Who are you talking to? 443 00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:33,833 - No one darling, go back to sleep. 444 00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:37,792 Was that who I think it was? 445 00:28:37,792 --> 00:28:41,417 - Yeah, and Brett called me this morning frantic. 446 00:28:42,417 --> 00:28:45,208 He seems to be having a similar issue. 447 00:28:45,208 --> 00:28:47,542 (screaming) 448 00:28:48,458 --> 00:28:50,542 - [Woman] What the hell is the matter with you? 449 00:28:50,542 --> 00:28:52,000 (screaming) 450 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,042 Shit, anyone heard from Peter? 451 00:28:56,625 --> 00:28:58,875 (birds chirping) 452 00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:01,542 (bag crinkling) 453 00:29:04,292 --> 00:29:06,292 (laughing) 454 00:29:06,292 --> 00:29:11,292 (water trickling) (dramatic music) 455 00:29:30,917 --> 00:29:33,250 (screaming) 456 00:29:41,792 --> 00:29:45,167 Are you done? (sighs) 457 00:29:45,167 --> 00:29:47,750 My mother is coming for a visit today 458 00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:51,208 so I need you to help Maria clean the house. 459 00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:52,792 Understand? 460 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:54,875 (knocking at the door) 461 00:29:54,875 --> 00:29:57,167 Oh, that'll be Maria. 462 00:29:57,167 --> 00:30:00,417 I'm gonna get her started on the windows. 463 00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:08,417 Hi. 464 00:30:08,417 --> 00:30:12,333 (Maria muttering incoherently) 465 00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:15,417 What are we gonna do? 466 00:30:16,417 --> 00:30:18,250 God knows, I don't know. 467 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,917 Just give me some time to figure something out. 468 00:30:22,167 --> 00:30:23,917 What the hell? 469 00:30:23,917 --> 00:30:25,833 What the hell are we supposed to do until then? 470 00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:29,667 - And that's how I got down to two packs a day. 471 00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:30,875 Oh. 472 00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:32,667 - Yeah, (laughs) great. - Mmhmm. 473 00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:35,708 What's the matter with him? 474 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:37,583 He looks like a fricken retard. 475 00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:41,417 - I know he's been like that all goddam day. 476 00:30:41,417 --> 00:30:43,000 I'm starting to get worried. 477 00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:44,708 Hm. 478 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:50,250 Oh sweetheart, I'm kinda worried about you, 479 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:52,375 you're looking a little thin there. 480 00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:54,000 Oh. (giggles) 481 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,417 (phone ringing) 482 00:30:57,417 --> 00:31:01,875 - (muttering) No, that's my phone. 483 00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:05,875 - Sorry, Brett's not gonna make it to anymore gigs. 484 00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:08,792 He's busy growing up! 485 00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:11,458 (Brett whining) 486 00:31:12,917 --> 00:31:15,875 Ah, here's one for data entry. 487 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:18,417 You can enter data, right? 488 00:31:18,417 --> 00:31:20,167 - What's data-- - I'm circling it. 489 00:31:21,208 --> 00:31:26,208 (Brett whining) (playful music) 490 00:31:32,833 --> 00:31:35,375 (humming) 491 00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:36,542 (chuckles) 492 00:31:36,542 --> 00:31:38,708 (humming) 493 00:31:41,917 --> 00:31:45,250 - Oh, (shivering) hey boo. (laughs nervously) 494 00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:47,667 - Mm, a man shaving is such a turnon. 495 00:31:49,542 --> 00:31:50,375 Ew, oh. 496 00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:54,042 Oh, what are we doing? 497 00:31:54,042 --> 00:31:56,500 (chuckles) Hey. 498 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:59,375 Bradley Cooper, Bradley Cooper, Bradley Cooper, Bradley Co-- 499 00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:02,167 Oh, em, gee. (gasps) 500 00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:04,583 Look at this one, Champaign Tickle! 501 00:32:05,583 --> 00:32:09,375 That is adorable, Champaign Tickle, so cute. 502 00:32:11,042 --> 00:32:13,958 That looks a lot like the Summer Wheat we used in the den. 503 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:18,708 Still, Champagne Tickle, that is the cutest thing. 504 00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:20,875 (chuckles) Who names them, I wonder. 505 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:24,417 That's someone's job, isn't that crazy? 506 00:32:24,417 --> 00:32:27,917 Someone actually got paid to think of Champaign Tickle. 507 00:32:27,917 --> 00:32:30,625 I wonder if I could do that, I bet I could. 508 00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,583 Anyway, where's Pecan Cream again? 509 00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:33,958 I can't find it. 510 00:32:33,958 --> 00:32:35,042 Um, 511 00:32:36,458 --> 00:32:38,708 you liked that one, I think. 512 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,333 Can't remember when I showed it to you, 513 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:43,292 you like smiled or something. 514 00:32:43,292 --> 00:32:45,875 I distinctly got the impression you like-- 515 00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:48,375 (club thumps) 516 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:52,042 (slow eerie music) 517 00:32:52,042 --> 00:32:54,792 Here it is, it was on the floor. 518 00:32:54,792 --> 00:32:58,542 Pecan Cream, that is another cute name. 519 00:32:58,542 --> 00:33:00,083 (chuckles) I love it. 520 00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:03,375 (gasps) Anyway. 521 00:33:03,375 --> 00:33:05,833 (sobbing) 522 00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:06,750 Honey? 523 00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:10,292 - Oh, my dogs are barking. (sighs) 524 00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:12,208 Rub a little harder. 525 00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:15,708 (playful energetic music) 526 00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:18,500 (gagging) 527 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:22,000 (playful bluegrass music) 528 00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:34,333 (shrieking) 529 00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:37,833 (playful bluegrass music) 530 00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:51,583 Baby, you forgot your lunch. 531 00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:54,875 I told you, Applebee's just gets too expensive. 532 00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:58,375 (playful bluegrass music) 533 00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:01,750 (tires screech) (car thumps) 534 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:05,250 (playful bluegrass music) 535 00:34:12,958 --> 00:34:15,500 (surprised grunt) Sweetie! 536 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,000 Have a good day, there's an apple in there. 537 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000 I think you like apples. 538 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:21,583 Bye dear. 539 00:34:27,417 --> 00:34:28,250 Bye baby. 540 00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:34,208 (door clicks) 541 00:34:37,667 --> 00:34:41,583 (grass crunching) (engine humming) 542 00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:43,833 - I've been looking for you guys for an hour! 543 00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:47,458 - God! - Okay, everybody agrees? 544 00:34:47,458 --> 00:34:48,667 It's what we want? 545 00:34:48,667 --> 00:34:53,833 (group agreeing) (expressing frustration) 546 00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:54,750 - You guys all brought something? 547 00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:55,875 Yeah, right on. 548 00:34:55,875 --> 00:34:59,583 - Jesus Peter, shit snacks, this isn't Red Fricken Dawn! 549 00:34:59,583 --> 00:35:00,417 What? 550 00:35:02,125 --> 00:35:02,958 Willie? 551 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,167 Oh come on, seriously? 552 00:35:10,167 --> 00:35:11,208 (Peter laughing) 553 00:35:11,208 --> 00:35:13,917 - You said bring a gun, so I brought a gun. 554 00:35:13,917 --> 00:35:16,625 It's not like everybody has guns laying around their house. 555 00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:18,125 It was my grandfather's you know? 556 00:35:18,125 --> 00:35:19,042 This is the only thing-- 557 00:35:19,042 --> 00:35:20,958 Jesus does it work? 558 00:35:20,958 --> 00:35:21,917 Yes it works. 559 00:35:21,917 --> 00:35:26,583 - Fine, make sure your guns are loaded and pick a guy. 560 00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:27,417 I got Brett. 561 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,917 (slow dramatic music) 562 00:35:56,125 --> 00:35:58,625 Hey Glory, wanna join us here? 563 00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:01,833 Shut up. 564 00:36:07,083 --> 00:36:09,000 Okay, cock your guns. 565 00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:13,542 (laughing) Sorry. 566 00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:17,167 It'll all be over soon, boys. 567 00:36:18,417 --> 00:36:19,500 On the count of three. 568 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:21,958 One, 569 00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:22,958 - (gun blasts) - Whoa! 570 00:36:22,958 --> 00:36:23,917 What the hell? (shrieking) 571 00:36:23,917 --> 00:36:25,250 (men panicking) 572 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:26,708 Where the hell were you guys? 573 00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:29,000 I was supposed to shoot Brett, you asshole. 574 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,292 What the shit, you said on three. 575 00:36:31,292 --> 00:36:33,125 - Yeah, I didn't even get to three, you idiot. 576 00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:34,792 - You weren't counting backwards? 577 00:36:34,792 --> 00:36:35,667 What? 578 00:36:35,667 --> 00:36:38,833 (slow dramatic music) 579 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,625 Oh, good for William. 580 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:44,750 (gun blasts) 581 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:47,833 (dramatic orchestral music) 582 00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:49,917 (guns blast) 583 00:36:49,917 --> 00:36:53,083 (soft dramatic music) 584 00:37:00,042 --> 00:37:02,708 (alarm beeping) 585 00:37:12,792 --> 00:37:15,750 (slow suspenseful music) 586 00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:18,083 (screaming) 587 00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:30,125 (blaring electric guitar music) 588 00:37:36,167 --> 00:37:41,167 (birds chirping) (labored breathing) 589 00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:50,000 Hey, what's up? 590 00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:51,875 You suck. 591 00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:56,333 You fuckin' suck! (spits) 592 00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:59,167 (chaotic yelling) 593 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:05,250 (slow suspenseful music) 594 00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:06,708 Did you try the whammy bar? 595 00:38:09,958 --> 00:38:10,792 Yeah. 596 00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:18,250 Okay son, the time has come. 597 00:38:19,292 --> 00:38:20,708 It's time for you to have this. 598 00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:25,583 This thing has been in the family a long time. 599 00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:27,000 I think it will help you. 600 00:38:32,833 --> 00:38:36,000 (dramatic loud music) 601 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:38,583 Whoa. 602 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:44,708 - Yeah, this'll make you good, like crazy good. 603 00:38:46,208 --> 00:38:47,667 How? 604 00:38:47,667 --> 00:38:52,458 - Your great grandpa signed a contract for it. 605 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:56,708 With Satan. 606 00:38:59,292 --> 00:39:00,125 Cool. 607 00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:04,667 Satan's cool. (laughing) 608 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:14,125 Oh and Lars, this gift of the dark lord 609 00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:16,542 comes with some rules. 610 00:39:16,542 --> 00:39:19,417 One, you can only play it at night. 611 00:39:19,417 --> 00:39:22,750 Two, you can't use it to make money 612 00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:25,750 and three, don't do that thing 613 00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:27,417 where you pretend it's your dick, 614 00:39:27,417 --> 00:39:29,292 while playing it like this. 615 00:39:30,208 --> 00:39:33,375 (dramatic slow music) 616 00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:35,667 Lars. 617 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:40,458 (slow dramatic music) 618 00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:47,792 Hail Satan. 619 00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:53,000 (loud electric guitar music) 620 00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:07,417 (energetic rock music) (electric zapping) 621 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,667 (gurgling) 622 00:40:18,667 --> 00:40:21,083 (screaming) 623 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:23,333 (gurgling) 624 00:40:26,375 --> 00:40:29,542 Did you hear how good I was? 625 00:40:29,542 --> 00:40:31,083 (whooshing) 626 00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:33,750 (screaming) 627 00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:34,583 Oh shit. 628 00:40:38,042 --> 00:40:41,667 (energetic rock music) (electric zapping) 629 00:40:41,667 --> 00:40:44,000 (screaming) 630 00:40:46,958 --> 00:40:49,583 Oh shit. 631 00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:51,917 (screaming) 632 00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:55,708 (grunts) 633 00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,875 (gasping) 634 00:40:57,875 --> 00:41:00,708 - What are you doing? (screaming) 635 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:02,458 (screaming) (energetic rock music) 636 00:41:02,458 --> 00:41:05,208 (grunting) (screaming) 637 00:41:05,208 --> 00:41:06,042 Fuck. 638 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,917 Who's a good baby? 639 00:41:09,917 --> 00:41:12,833 (screams) My baby! 640 00:41:17,292 --> 00:41:18,542 Shit on my fuck. 641 00:41:19,583 --> 00:41:21,167 (screaming) 642 00:41:21,167 --> 00:41:25,417 I wanna die. 643 00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:28,500 Thy will be done. (chuckles) 644 00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:32,458 Thine own self be true. (laughs) 645 00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:36,958 No, I'm your master! 646 00:41:36,958 --> 00:41:39,208 No! (screams) 647 00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:43,750 (grunts) (squirting) 648 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:45,542 (gurgling) 649 00:41:45,542 --> 00:41:48,792 (energetic rock music) 650 00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:57,000 (gentle eerie music box music) 651 00:42:09,458 --> 00:42:14,458 (engine humming) (gentle eerie music) 652 00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:35,458 It came, it came! 653 00:42:37,292 --> 00:42:38,458 [LouAnne] Open it. 654 00:42:38,458 --> 00:42:40,125 Careful Red, careful. 655 00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:42,292 (gasping) 656 00:42:44,292 --> 00:42:49,292 Dear Seretta and LouAnne, 657 00:42:49,708 --> 00:42:54,292 I am pleased to inform you that your 658 00:42:54,292 --> 00:42:59,250 Cheesy Burger Bites recipe is the grand prize winner! 659 00:43:00,917 --> 00:43:02,417 What? (shrieks) 660 00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:06,375 (screaming) (laughing) 661 00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:11,375 - As a restaurateur and lover of the culinary arts, 662 00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:15,625 I am thrilled to be a part of this amazing event. 663 00:43:15,625 --> 00:43:18,042 (laughing) 664 00:43:18,042 --> 00:43:20,833 Please join me, oh, 665 00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:25,875 at the awards ceremony featuring a concert by my band. 666 00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:29,458 Rock on, Johnny Depp. 667 00:43:29,458 --> 00:43:33,750 Asterisks, airfare not included. 668 00:43:35,167 --> 00:43:40,167 (laughing) (playful dramatic music) 669 00:43:57,333 --> 00:44:01,917 (screaming) (laughing) 670 00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:18,875 We're going to the concert, woo! 671 00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:20,417 You know what this means? 672 00:44:20,417 --> 00:44:21,542 Everything's gonna change! 673 00:44:21,542 --> 00:44:23,500 - This is our chance! - Our chance. 674 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:26,250 - After the concert, the Depper's gonna meet us 675 00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:28,083 and he's gonna ask us to be-- 676 00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:30,500 [Together] His personal chefs. 677 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:32,250 Lunch ladies my ass! 678 00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:37,542 (loud protesting) 679 00:44:39,375 --> 00:44:42,792 - Order, order! (whistle shrieking) 680 00:44:42,792 --> 00:44:46,208 (playful dramatic music) 681 00:44:53,917 --> 00:44:58,833 (rumbling fart) (laughing) 682 00:45:00,125 --> 00:45:03,500 Order, order! (playful music) 683 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:06,958 (whistle shrieking) 684 00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:09,375 - Fuck me, I'd rather eat a tampon. 685 00:45:11,958 --> 00:45:13,417 (chuckles) 686 00:45:13,417 --> 00:45:18,417 (playful dramatic music) (whistle shrieking) 687 00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:27,167 (splatting) (shrieking) 688 00:45:27,167 --> 00:45:29,458 (laughing) 689 00:45:29,458 --> 00:45:32,625 (playful dramatic music) 690 00:45:32,625 --> 00:45:34,667 - Hey, hey. (sobbing) 691 00:45:34,667 --> 00:45:39,000 (labored breathing) Keep your eye on the prize. 692 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,167 (slow dramatic music) 693 00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:10,042 (intercom buzzes) 694 00:46:10,042 --> 00:46:12,708 - [Principal] Ladies, this is Principal Grossfetig. 695 00:46:12,708 --> 00:46:15,917 I simply cannot allow these subpar lunches to continue. 696 00:46:15,917 --> 00:46:17,750 What a load of junk, you shit! 697 00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:20,667 - Sir, sir, we are doing our best. 698 00:46:20,667 --> 00:46:24,958 We're giving 100%, but we can't be at the top of our game 699 00:46:24,958 --> 00:46:26,333 if our produce ain't fresh. 700 00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:30,333 - [Principal] Ladies, a real chef can create a masterpiece 701 00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:31,708 from what's at hand. 702 00:46:31,708 --> 00:46:32,708 Bottom line, 703 00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:36,042 you are not working up to Melvin High potential. 704 00:46:36,042 --> 00:46:39,875 If lunch doesn't improve tomorrow for surprise Friday, 705 00:46:39,875 --> 00:46:44,583 I have no choice but to replace you with vending machines! 706 00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:47,333 I hope you understand, lunch ladies. 707 00:46:47,333 --> 00:46:51,083 We're chefs, not lunch ladies! 708 00:46:51,083 --> 00:46:55,875 Fuck you, Melvin High, Johnny wants us! 709 00:46:55,875 --> 00:46:58,042 We are out of here! 710 00:46:58,042 --> 00:47:02,583 - Red, Red, Red, Red, honey, we cannot lose our jobs. 711 00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:06,542 Buy that airfare and get to the concert. 712 00:47:06,542 --> 00:47:08,542 (sighs) 713 00:47:10,250 --> 00:47:12,208 Johnny's concert. 714 00:47:12,208 --> 00:47:13,125 Asterisk? 715 00:47:14,958 --> 00:47:19,958 Airfare not included. (crying) 716 00:47:21,917 --> 00:47:22,750 Goddammit! 717 00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:29,833 (screaming) (cart clattering) 718 00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:34,542 (splashing) 719 00:47:34,542 --> 00:47:36,708 (gasping) 720 00:47:39,708 --> 00:47:43,125 (playful dramatic music) 721 00:47:59,542 --> 00:48:02,375 (door squeaks) 722 00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:04,458 (crying) 723 00:48:05,792 --> 00:48:08,542 (toilet flushes) 724 00:48:11,583 --> 00:48:14,875 Hey, lunch lady, (chuckles) 725 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,500 that is the ugliest shirt I've ever seen. 726 00:48:23,542 --> 00:48:26,917 (sobbing) Is that your dad, lunch lady? 727 00:48:26,917 --> 00:48:29,958 - It's Johnny Depp and he's hiring us 728 00:48:29,958 --> 00:48:34,958 to be his personal chefs. (sobbing) 729 00:48:38,167 --> 00:48:41,000 - Uh huh, congrats, but seriously, 730 00:48:43,167 --> 00:48:45,250 do you guys masturbate to him? 731 00:48:46,375 --> 00:48:47,750 Everybody wants to know. 732 00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:49,583 Don't 733 00:48:50,917 --> 00:48:51,750 push 734 00:48:53,208 --> 00:48:54,375 me. 735 00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:59,000 (stressful breathing) 736 00:48:59,000 --> 00:48:59,833 Oh fuck. 737 00:49:00,792 --> 00:49:03,250 (Red crying) 738 00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:06,083 Now I know why your food always tastes like shit, 739 00:49:06,083 --> 00:49:10,458 it's got lunch lady Johnny giz all over it. 740 00:49:13,625 --> 00:49:18,625 (screaming) (dramatic music) 741 00:49:24,708 --> 00:49:29,708 (grunting) (dramatic music) 742 00:49:30,292 --> 00:49:33,500 (exhales) Goddam kids. 743 00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:38,500 (grunting) (dramatic music) 744 00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:51,750 (labored breathing) (playful music) 745 00:50:09,708 --> 00:50:14,708 - I uh, (labored breathing) I did something. 746 00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:20,375 Bad. (labored breathing) 747 00:50:20,375 --> 00:50:23,542 (emotional muttering) 748 00:50:27,667 --> 00:50:29,083 Think about it. 749 00:50:31,917 --> 00:50:33,750 Do you think Johnny's gonna want us to be his personal chefs 750 00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:35,042 when he finds out about this? 751 00:50:35,042 --> 00:50:36,542 - I'm sorry. - Oh. 752 00:50:36,542 --> 00:50:40,958 (crying) (muttering) 753 00:50:40,958 --> 00:50:43,708 (gasping) Hey, look. 754 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:46,250 - [Man] Have a good high potential, ladies. 755 00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:49,375 Yes, Principal Grossfetig. 756 00:50:49,375 --> 00:50:52,042 (cart rumbling) 757 00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:57,500 (blowing nose) 758 00:50:57,500 --> 00:51:00,250 Sh, shut up and let me think. 759 00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:03,500 - (panicked muttering) We're going to the pokey 760 00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:06,167 and we'll never meet the Depper. 761 00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:09,292 Wait a minute. 762 00:51:09,292 --> 00:51:10,750 Wait 763 00:51:10,750 --> 00:51:11,583 a 764 00:51:12,583 --> 00:51:13,417 minute. 765 00:51:16,958 --> 00:51:18,583 W-W-J-D. 766 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:22,583 - [Together] What would Johnny do? 767 00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:26,792 (gasps) 768 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:29,958 (slow dramatic music) 769 00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:59,458 (buzzing saw) (rattling) 770 00:52:06,875 --> 00:52:08,875 (sighs) 771 00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:11,417 - A lot more blood than a raccoon. 772 00:52:12,542 --> 00:52:15,708 (slow dramatic music) 773 00:52:22,542 --> 00:52:25,042 (camera clicks) 774 00:52:25,042 --> 00:52:30,042 (slow dramatic music) (blood dripping) 775 00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:53,625 (rumbling wheels) (squeaking) 776 00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:58,375 (labored breathing) 777 00:52:59,417 --> 00:53:02,750 (slow orchestral music) 778 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:23,375 (humming machine) 779 00:53:23,375 --> 00:53:26,292 (crank rattles) 780 00:53:26,292 --> 00:53:31,292 (machine chugging) (buzzing) 781 00:53:53,542 --> 00:53:58,417 ♪ I hear you, Johnny Depp ♪ 782 00:54:02,042 --> 00:54:07,042 (bubbling liquid) (gentle slow music) 783 00:54:11,417 --> 00:54:14,583 (cheerful slow music) 784 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:24,000 (ticking clock) (cheerful slow music) 785 00:54:37,458 --> 00:54:40,292 (twinkling music) 786 00:54:45,083 --> 00:54:48,458 - [Principal] Good morning, Melvin High ferrets. 787 00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:52,208 Seniors, graduation gowns are in 788 00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:55,542 so please visit the Jostens rep in room 107 789 00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:58,083 and remember, cash only. 790 00:54:59,125 --> 00:55:00,500 Whoever stole that rug that was 791 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:03,583 in front of Miss Christman's desk, please return it. 792 00:55:03,583 --> 00:55:05,250 It really tied the room together. 793 00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:11,208 And lastly, for lunch today, it's surprise Friday. 794 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:15,042 (students groaning) 795 00:55:16,042 --> 00:55:19,125 - I don't know, maybe we shoulda tasted it first. 796 00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:20,625 - I mean, what if-- - What, 797 00:55:20,625 --> 00:55:23,083 you're driving me crazy. 798 00:55:23,083 --> 00:55:27,250 (sighs) (bell rings) 799 00:55:27,250 --> 00:55:30,250 (gentle slow music) 800 00:55:54,667 --> 00:55:56,792 Those flowers and fruit, 801 00:55:56,792 --> 00:55:59,542 get right in the far, distant plains 802 00:55:59,542 --> 00:56:04,042 where were afar, the sun beams shoot, 803 00:56:04,042 --> 00:56:08,167 where a more bunctious nature reigns. 804 00:56:08,167 --> 00:56:13,042 Her, (sniffing) 805 00:56:13,042 --> 00:56:15,792 (sighs) 806 00:56:15,792 --> 00:56:19,458 (dramatic orchestral music) 807 00:56:22,792 --> 00:56:25,000 (bell ringing) 808 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:30,000 (students clamoring) (yelling) 809 00:56:34,750 --> 00:56:38,208 (door rattling) 810 00:56:38,208 --> 00:56:42,458 - Well, whatever happens, we stick together, right? 811 00:56:48,542 --> 00:56:52,125 - [Together] Sisters forever, Johnny forever, wah, wah. 812 00:56:53,583 --> 00:56:56,250 (door rattling) 813 00:57:01,417 --> 00:57:06,417 (collective sigh) (slow happy music) 814 00:57:07,125 --> 00:57:11,542 - Those are the most beautiful pies I have ever seen. 815 00:57:14,625 --> 00:57:16,167 (whistle shrieking) 816 00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:18,500 Order, order, form a line! 817 00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:23,958 (whistle shrieking) 818 00:57:23,958 --> 00:57:27,542 (energetic cheerful music) 819 00:57:48,125 --> 00:57:51,167 (ringing music) 820 00:57:51,167 --> 00:57:54,500 (gentle cheerful music) 821 00:57:57,250 --> 00:57:58,500 [Student] Mm. 822 00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:05,292 [Girl] That's mine. 823 00:58:05,292 --> 00:58:10,292 (people chomping) (cheerful music) 824 00:58:16,542 --> 00:58:19,667 (chattering happily) 825 00:58:19,667 --> 00:58:20,500 Ladies. 826 00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:24,833 (slow playful music) 827 00:58:27,958 --> 00:58:31,792 Today, you not only met Melvin High potential, 828 00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:37,083 you exceeded it. (chuckles) 829 00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:39,917 I don't know what you lunch ladies did differently today, 830 00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:41,750 but keep it up. 831 00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:44,208 [Together] Yes, sir. 832 00:58:45,208 --> 00:58:48,208 (gentle slow music) 833 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,167 (slow dramatic music) 834 00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:25,625 (energetic rock music) 835 00:59:33,083 --> 00:59:36,000 ♪ You can bury my money, but not my soul ♪ 836 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,708 ♪ Maybe I'll die and never get old ♪ 837 00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:41,583 ♪ Burning in hell and I dream where I live ♪ 838 00:59:41,583 --> 00:59:44,333 ♪ I win a lot of prize with a lot to give ♪ 839 00:59:44,333 --> 00:59:47,167 ♪ I free my heart on a highway's end ♪ 840 00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:50,083 ♪ I roll like the stone and I move like the wind ♪ 841 00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:52,875 ♪ I travel with the sun until the days is end ♪ 842 00:59:52,875 --> 00:59:55,708 ♪ I can drive without a motor, how you know I've been ♪ 843 00:59:55,708 --> 00:59:58,958 (energetic rock music) 844 01:00:01,208 --> 01:00:03,792 ♪ Live another day, I feel a little older ♪ 845 01:00:03,792 --> 01:00:06,708 ♪ And times are goin' by, throw one over your shoulder ♪ 846 01:00:06,708 --> 01:00:09,167 ♪ You gotta make time for what you gotta do ♪ 847 01:00:09,167 --> 01:00:12,667 ♪ Before it all blows down and gets away from you ♪ 848 01:00:12,667 --> 01:00:15,917 (energetic rock music) 849 01:00:18,042 --> 01:00:21,375 ♪ Take them by surprise ♪ 850 01:00:23,917 --> 01:00:27,667 (loud music muffling lyrics) 851 01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:33,750 ♪ She's a queen of my (music fades) ♪ 852 01:00:35,625 --> 01:00:39,167 (gentle suspenseful music) 853 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,500 (dog barking) 854 01:00:58,333 --> 01:01:01,000 (tree rustling) 855 01:01:02,750 --> 01:01:05,125 (dog whining) 856 01:01:05,125 --> 01:01:06,583 (dog barking) 857 01:01:06,583 --> 01:01:09,417 - Iggy, what are you doing out here? 858 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:11,083 Iggy. 859 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:14,167 Where have you been? 860 01:01:14,167 --> 01:01:16,375 What happened, what happened to your foot? 861 01:01:17,333 --> 01:01:18,792 What happened? 862 01:01:18,792 --> 01:01:21,917 Come on, come on, buddy, let's go get cleaned up, huh baby? 863 01:01:24,625 --> 01:01:25,792 You get in there. 864 01:01:25,792 --> 01:01:28,958 What do you think you're doing, Mr. Man? 865 01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:31,542 (door thumps) 866 01:01:31,542 --> 01:01:35,042 (loud dramatic music) 867 01:01:35,042 --> 01:01:37,125 Iggy, what happened, huh? 868 01:01:38,542 --> 01:01:41,833 You out fighting, fighting over a girl, huh? 869 01:01:43,208 --> 01:01:45,750 You tell me who it is, I'll get 'em. 870 01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:50,042 Such a good boy, so brave. 871 01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:53,000 So brave. 872 01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:56,292 Oh, sweetie pie. 873 01:01:57,792 --> 01:01:58,625 Aw, Iggy. 874 01:02:01,542 --> 01:02:02,375 Mm. 875 01:02:04,958 --> 01:02:08,167 Today we got the rosemary chicken. 876 01:02:08,167 --> 01:02:11,083 Tomorrow, the classic. 877 01:02:11,958 --> 01:02:16,958 And the next day, the barbecue for some variety. 878 01:02:16,958 --> 01:02:19,500 And maybe a bag of vegetables. 879 01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:24,958 And for you, diet kibble. 880 01:02:24,958 --> 01:02:26,458 (dog grunts) 881 01:02:26,458 --> 01:02:27,917 No, no, no, no. 882 01:02:28,958 --> 01:02:30,292 Not for you. 883 01:02:31,375 --> 01:02:33,542 What did the vet say, hm? 884 01:02:33,542 --> 01:02:34,667 (dog panting) 885 01:02:34,667 --> 01:02:37,958 The vet said that you are a little pig 886 01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:39,875 and you have to eat little diet meals. 887 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,500 Little Jenny Craig for dogs. 888 01:02:43,792 --> 01:02:46,458 Mama is going out on the town. 889 01:02:47,583 --> 01:02:49,167 I'm gonna hoist these girls up. 890 01:02:51,542 --> 01:02:53,542 (dog whines) I know, you're adorable, 891 01:02:53,542 --> 01:02:55,458 but look at the hair on the bed. 892 01:02:55,458 --> 01:02:58,375 I'm going out tonight and we're getting a new daddy 893 01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:01,458 and we cannot have hair on the bed, okay? 894 01:03:01,458 --> 01:03:02,375 No more on the bed. 895 01:03:04,250 --> 01:03:06,167 Thank you, puddin' pie. 896 01:03:12,958 --> 01:03:14,708 Good night. 897 01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:16,417 Don't let the bedbugs bite. 898 01:03:19,042 --> 01:03:24,042 (chuckles) sweet dreams. (doorbell rings) 899 01:03:25,458 --> 01:03:27,958 (dog panting) 900 01:03:36,417 --> 01:03:38,917 (dog whining) 901 01:03:41,875 --> 01:03:44,375 (dog howling) 902 01:03:49,333 --> 01:03:51,833 (dog panting) 903 01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:58,083 (dog howling) (slow eerie music) 904 01:04:10,833 --> 01:04:13,833 (slow gentle music) 905 01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:41,625 (sniffing) 906 01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:48,167 (squishy chewing) 907 01:04:58,417 --> 01:05:01,250 (thumps onto bed) 908 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:07,167 (distant dog barking) 909 01:05:09,250 --> 01:05:12,583 (cheerful gentle music) 910 01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:23,875 (door rattles) (bell rings) 911 01:05:23,875 --> 01:05:27,042 (distant dog barking) 912 01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:36,625 (energetic cheerful music) (dogs barking) 913 01:05:59,125 --> 01:06:01,625 (dog howling) 914 01:06:05,167 --> 01:06:07,750 - No, no, thank you for the ride. 915 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:13,333 Fine, I gave you the opportunity, you don't want me, 916 01:06:13,333 --> 01:06:16,375 that's fine, I don't want you either, Russel. 917 01:06:16,375 --> 01:06:18,875 Go drive away in your Ford Expedition 918 01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:20,458 or whatever the hell you drive. 919 01:06:21,375 --> 01:06:26,375 I am not rating you well on Uber, on Yelp, I don't care. 920 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,833 Oh my God, did I leave this thing open? 921 01:06:30,833 --> 01:06:32,125 What the hell? 922 01:06:32,125 --> 01:06:35,042 (door thumps shut) 923 01:06:36,750 --> 01:06:39,417 (switch clicks) 924 01:06:42,125 --> 01:06:46,542 Oh. (soft gentle music) 925 01:06:46,542 --> 01:06:50,125 Why, hello. (gasps) 926 01:06:50,125 --> 01:06:54,833 Where have you been all my life? 927 01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:57,917 (playful slow music) 928 01:06:59,958 --> 01:07:03,833 My engine's ready, my sweet. 929 01:07:03,833 --> 01:07:07,250 Here we go, for you, for me. 930 01:07:08,583 --> 01:07:09,417 Sit. 931 01:07:12,458 --> 01:07:16,000 Here's um, to us. 932 01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:20,167 (glasses clink) 933 01:07:20,167 --> 01:07:22,417 (laughing) 934 01:07:23,792 --> 01:07:25,958 Mm, mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm, 935 01:07:28,542 --> 01:07:30,125 keep it going, keep it going, keep it, 936 01:07:30,125 --> 01:07:32,917 oh my God, it is time. 937 01:07:32,917 --> 01:07:34,375 Let's keep it going, huh? 938 01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:41,333 (bed rattling) (groaning) 939 01:07:46,458 --> 01:07:49,333 (growling) 940 01:07:49,333 --> 01:07:52,083 (gently snoring) 941 01:07:55,167 --> 01:07:57,500 (chuckling) 942 01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:06,042 (sleepy breathing) 943 01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:16,500 Hey. 944 01:08:19,250 --> 01:08:21,167 What are you doing in mama's bed, huh? 945 01:08:22,958 --> 01:08:24,333 Hm? 946 01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:25,333 You bad boy. 947 01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:28,458 Come on, out, out, come on, out. 948 01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:30,083 Oh, God. 949 01:08:32,125 --> 01:08:33,625 Are you kidding me? 950 01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:39,083 (gentle dramatic music) 951 01:09:04,833 --> 01:09:08,167 (gentle cheerful music) 952 01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:34,125 (slow dramatic music) 953 01:09:41,292 --> 01:09:46,292 (screaming) (labored breathing) 954 01:10:26,125 --> 01:10:26,958 (inhales) 955 01:10:26,958 --> 01:10:28,333 Shut up, nope. 956 01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:29,167 - But-- 957 01:10:29,167 --> 01:10:30,167 What do you want me to do? 958 01:10:30,167 --> 01:10:32,042 - (labored breathing) It's happening. 959 01:10:35,250 --> 01:10:36,208 We chant then. 960 01:10:38,208 --> 01:10:42,292 (chanting in a foreign language) 961 01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:51,000 (loud rumbling) 962 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:52,833 - Hey guys-- 963 01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:54,042 - Shit. - Sorry. 964 01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:58,458 (door rattling) (squeaking) 965 01:10:58,458 --> 01:11:00,250 Sorry guys, sorry. 966 01:11:01,167 --> 01:11:02,458 Sorry, my. 967 01:11:03,375 --> 01:11:04,417 (candle thumps) 968 01:11:04,417 --> 01:11:05,250 Goddammit. 969 01:11:08,667 --> 01:11:10,417 (exhales) Okay, yeah, 970 01:11:10,417 --> 01:11:12,333 I told 'em I had to be out by like 2:00 971 01:11:12,333 --> 01:11:14,875 and they said as long as I had all the Hitachi's unloaded 972 01:11:14,875 --> 01:11:16,625 and I was like, "Shit, I'll be out of there early, 973 01:11:16,625 --> 01:11:17,458 "that's no problem." 974 01:11:17,458 --> 01:11:19,333 But they were the 60 inchers, 975 01:11:19,333 --> 01:11:21,583 which aren't like heavy, but they're awkward. 976 01:11:21,583 --> 01:11:24,083 - Oh my God, just give me the fucking book. 977 01:11:24,083 --> 01:11:26,000 Oh, right, sorry. 978 01:11:36,583 --> 01:11:38,333 Oh uh yeah, the guy told me to-- 979 01:11:38,333 --> 01:11:41,208 - To shut up, did he tell you to shut up? 980 01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:43,500 Uh, okay, sorry. 981 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:54,125 (muttering quietly) 982 01:11:54,125 --> 01:11:55,458 Here it is. 983 01:11:55,458 --> 01:11:58,125 (robe rustling) 984 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:04,917 God dammit. 985 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:09,000 (muttering quietly) 986 01:12:21,917 --> 01:12:22,750 Hey Jan. 987 01:12:23,625 --> 01:12:27,708 (chanting in a foreign language) 988 01:12:39,042 --> 01:12:42,792 (singing nonsensical lyrics) 989 01:12:44,708 --> 01:12:47,417 Goddammit. 990 01:12:47,417 --> 01:12:51,333 (speaking in foreign language) 991 01:12:56,875 --> 01:12:57,708 (woman groaning) 992 01:12:57,708 --> 01:12:59,292 I call ye forth, Lucifer, 993 01:12:59,292 --> 01:13:01,667 arch fiend of the beastly netherworld. 994 01:13:01,667 --> 01:13:05,375 Beholden to the power of my satanic name, Marduk. 995 01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:10,708 I call ye forth, Mephostaphalise, Prince of perdition, 996 01:13:10,708 --> 01:13:15,458 compelled by the force of my dark name, Zahguhrim! 997 01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:20,542 - I call ye forth, Diabolis, our fallen angel of pain, 998 01:13:20,542 --> 01:13:25,333 obligated by the doom of my true name, Aranunna! 999 01:13:25,333 --> 01:13:28,458 (screaming) 1000 01:13:28,458 --> 01:13:33,458 - I call ye forth the devil with my name... 1001 01:13:36,292 --> 01:13:38,250 Greg 1002 01:13:38,250 --> 01:13:42,333 - Oh come on. (labored breathing) 1003 01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:47,042 - I didn't know we were doing names. 1004 01:13:47,042 --> 01:13:49,708 (chanting in a foreign language) 1005 01:13:49,708 --> 01:13:54,292 (screaming) (chanting) 1006 01:13:59,750 --> 01:14:01,542 Oh uh Steve? 1007 01:14:01,542 --> 01:14:03,208 (chanting) 1008 01:14:03,208 --> 01:14:04,042 Steve. 1009 01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:07,333 Steve. 1010 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:13,125 - Get ready, at last, our dark master is coming. 1011 01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:19,250 (labored breathing) (screaming) 1012 01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:23,875 - Marduk, whatever, I really, really think-- 1013 01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:26,208 (screaming) 1014 01:14:28,625 --> 01:14:30,875 (muttering) (screaming) 1015 01:14:30,875 --> 01:14:32,000 I think that-- 1016 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:36,083 (chanting in a foreign language) 1017 01:14:37,542 --> 01:14:39,708 He's here to destroy it all. 1018 01:14:39,708 --> 01:14:41,083 Destroy it all! 1019 01:14:41,083 --> 01:14:42,875 It is the great reckoning. 1020 01:14:42,875 --> 01:14:46,333 With the power of this book of darkness, we summon thee! 1021 01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:48,458 (screaming) 1022 01:14:48,458 --> 01:14:53,458 - Oh geez. (screaming) 1023 01:15:00,458 --> 01:15:03,792 (gentle dramatic music) 1024 01:15:16,125 --> 01:15:18,292 (blood splats) 1025 01:15:18,292 --> 01:15:22,042 (gentle inspirational music) 1026 01:15:29,917 --> 01:15:32,333 (bell rings) 1027 01:15:35,250 --> 01:15:37,375 ps) 1028 01:15:37,375 --> 01:15:38,958 Jesus Chri... 1029 01:15:38,958 --> 01:15:43,958 ♪ God be with you 'til we meet again ♪ 1030 01:15:44,458 --> 01:15:49,458 ♪ By his council's guide uphold you ♪ 1031 01:15:50,375 --> 01:15:55,375 ♪ With his sheep securely fold you ♪ 1032 01:15:55,917 --> 01:16:00,917 ♪ God be with you 'til we meet again ♪ 1033 01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:08,500 ♪ 'Til we meet, 'til we meet, 'til we meet again ♪ 1034 01:16:09,208 --> 01:16:14,208 ♪ 'Til we meet at Jesus' feet ♪ 1035 01:16:15,917 --> 01:16:20,917 ♪ 'Til we meet, 'til we meet, 'til we meet again ♪ 1036 01:16:23,708 --> 01:16:28,125 ♪ God be with you 'til we meet again ♪ 63537

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