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(soft eerie music)
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(energetic orchestral music)
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(gentle cheerful music)
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(gentle cheerful music)
(carts rattling)
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(intercom rings)
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Attention Victory shoppers,
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the time is now 10:00 and
the store is now closed.
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Please bring all your items to
the front--
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(intercom cuts out)
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To the front.
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(clicking buttons)
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- First night as closing
manager and you break the phone.
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- Anyways, that should
be the last customer.
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Where's Hale?
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Hale!
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The phone just broke.
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(Hale sighs)
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- Better get your shit together,
old man.
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My paper feeder's been jamming
all day.
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Yeah?
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Proven fact that receipt paper
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tends to act finicky around
sluts.
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- Oh no you didn't just--
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Bailey, just forget it.
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- Just keep counting please.
- He just called me a slut.
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Hale, jerk.
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I'm gonna take five, Jesus,
asshole.
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(screams)
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(laughs)
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Where you off to, sexy?
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Bathroom.
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Hot, right?
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Oh, very. (chuckles)
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Stop, not here.
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I'm not gonna be the first
manager to be written up by Hale
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for making out by the cookies.
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He's a dick.
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No, he's just,
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okay yeah, he is.
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I don't know, it's just,
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I think
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there's a lot of years there and
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they weren't all good.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Look, my only concern is that
this weekend
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my parents are at Foxwood,
so, you're coming over, right?
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- [Cass] I'm looking forward to
it.
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Good.
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Stop it.
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What?
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I have to pee.
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(sighs)
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(Cass giggles)
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(sighs)
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(exasperated exhale) What?
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(sighs) Get put in charge for
one night.
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(gasps) Oh fuck.
(flushing toilet)
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Oh. (whining)
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Shit.
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(sighs)
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Ug, Bailey, you can't leave that
out.
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Bailey?
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Hale!
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Ryan!
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(door rattles)
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Could somebody please,
(static hissing)
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(phone clicks)
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(soft suspenseful music)
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Guys?
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(soft suspenseful music)
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You guys, this isn't funny.
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Ryan?
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Ug, Bailey!
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(soft suspenseful music)
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Bailey?
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(fearful breathing)
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(gasps)
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What happened, are you okay?
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Bailey?
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(screaming)
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Bailey!
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What is--
(screaming)
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Anybody!
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I'm gonna get help!
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(screaming)
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Somebody!
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(man screaming)
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(gasps)
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Ryan!
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Ryan. (crying)
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- Who did this?
- It's still here.
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Who did this?
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Who?
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It's coming.
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Who's coming?
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(screaming)
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Hide, hide, hide! (screaming)
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(cart rattling)
(Ryan screaming)
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(screaming)
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(cart rattling)
(screaming)
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(screaming)
(slow suspenseful music)
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(keys jingling)
(screaming)
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(cart rattling)
(screaming)
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(panicked crying)
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(bangs head)
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(pained yelling)
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(cart rattling)
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(nervous breathing)
(cart rattling)
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(slow suspenseful music)
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(whimpering)
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Come on.
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Come on.
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(slow suspenseful music)
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Run!
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(screaming)
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(energetic suspenseful music)
(card rattling)
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- Quick, (muttering
incoherently)
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(cart thumps)
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(Cass muttering incoherently)
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Shut up, Cass.
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- (cart banging)
- Please help me, please.
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That didn't just happen.
(sobbing)
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- Oh it fuckin' happened all
right.
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- Shopping carts can't kill
people!
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- Quiet, quiet!
(sobbing)
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I'm sorry kid, but if
you wanna stay alive,
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just do as I say, okay?
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(Cass whimpering)
Breath, breath.
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(cart creaks)
Breath.
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- (nervous breathing) Why'd it
stop?
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Why'd it cut the phone lines?
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Why'd it try to cut the power?
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Why aren't you and I dead yet?
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It's enjoying this too much.
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- Please tell me what's going
on. (crying)
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It happened so fast.
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It came after me first and I
fought it off
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so it chased after your
boyfriend when he ran outside.
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I guess it knew which of
us was the weaker prey.
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Why, why? (crying)
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They're killers, all of 'em.
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They might not always strike,
but they always want to.
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They devote their existence to
shoppers
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and what do they get in return?
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Abused, mistreated, hit by cars
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because people can't walk the 10
feet
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to put 'em back in their proper
place.
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They're stolen by homeless,
raced by drunk teens.
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Well, every once in a
while, one just snaps.
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- (crying) What are you talking
about?
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- I'd heard the stories,
even been around long enough
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to be damn sure I'd seen
some shit, but honestly,
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I don't know that I even really
believed it until tonight.
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This is insane, you're insane!
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Am I?
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Trust your eyes, Cass, you saw
it.
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(dramatic music)
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I suppose it's just us left now.
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Bailey.
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What?
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(panicked breathing)
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- I think Bailey's still out
there.
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- Jesus, I thought she'd
be the first to go.
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Well then fuck it!
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You stay inside.
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Lock the door behind me.
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You're going out there?
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I can't, in good conscious,
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leave her there to die now, can
I?
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(slow suspenseful music)
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Wait, lift up your shirt.
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- [Hale] I'm fine--
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Just do it!
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(panicked breathing)
(suspenseful music)
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[Hale] All right, thanks.
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- You're not leaving me in--
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Yes, I am.
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No, we're gonna get Bailey
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and we're all gonna leave
together.
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(slow suspenseful music)
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(distant clattering)
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You gonna poke it to death?
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- Any moment now, I'm gonna wake
up.
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- Whatever you need to tell
yourself.
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(slow suspenseful music)
(panicked breathing)
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Bailey.
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(gasping)
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(whimpering)
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Oh my God.
(slow eerie music)
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(gasps)
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(screaming)
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(dramatic suspenseful music)
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(body thumps)
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(screaming)
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Come on, run!
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(deep rumbling)
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Go!
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(tool whirring)
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My truck's in the back!
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(grunting)
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(screaming)
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(cart rattling)
(screaming)
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No, no!
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(cart rattling)
(screaming)
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Fucker!
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(cart rattles)
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(Hale screaming)
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Get up!
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(cart rattling)
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Okay. (gasps)
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(slow dramatic orchestral music)
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(Cass whispering inaudibly)
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(cart rattling)
(Hale grunting)
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- Cass!
- Shh!
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(cart rattling)
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Give me your keys.
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(labored breathing) Yeah.
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Okay.
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(cart creaking)
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- I'm here, you piece of shit,
come on!
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(dramatic orchestral music)
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Come on.
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(cart creaking)
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Now!
(engine roars to life)
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(screaming)
(cart rattles)
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(dramatic orchestral music)
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(Cass grunting)
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(tool buzzing)
(screaming)
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(door slamming)
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(compactor buzzing)
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[Hale] Run, get outta here!
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No Hale, we beat it.
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(compactor buzzing)
(cart crunching)
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No.
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It's only the beginning.
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(slow suspenseful music)
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(distant screaming)
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(carts rattling)
(dramatic music)
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(power tool buzzing)
(screaming)
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(dramatic orchestral music)
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(crickets chirping)
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(dramatic eerie music)
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(crickets chirping)
(distant music playing)
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(goat bleats)
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(cheerful jazzy music)
(woman laughing)
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Oh la la.
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(music cuts out)
250
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:46,083
No, no!
(clicking remote)
251
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,250
(goat bleating)
252
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,292
(can thumps)
253
00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:52,167
(refrigerator humming)
254
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,708
Course I'm outta beer.
255
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,042
(pan clanks)
256
00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:59,875
(water trickling)
257
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,875
(water splashes)
258
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,917
(light buzzing)
259
00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:08,417
(goat bleats)
260
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:11,875
(water splashes)
261
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:14,792
(soft eerie music)
262
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:20,500
(beeping electronics)
263
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:25,000
(distant screeching)
(pained grunting)
264
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,750
(distant pained grunting)
265
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:32,083
(low suspenseful music)
266
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,625
(door creaks)
267
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:41,625
(low suspenseful music)
(crickets chirping)
268
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:53,000
(man vomiting)
(coughing)
269
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,833
(cans clattering)
270
00:16:57,208 --> 00:17:00,542
(low suspenseful music)
271
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,333
(rattling)
272
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:21,583
(woman laughing)
(cheerful jazzy music)
273
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,500
(lamp clatters)
274
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:29,458
(woman laughing)
(cheerful jazzy music)
275
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:34,458
(rustling)
(cheerful jazzy music)
276
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:45,417
(squishy groaning)
277
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:50,417
(screaming)
(energetic dramatic music)
278
00:17:58,125 --> 00:17:59,500
Goddam chupacabra.
279
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,917
(energetic dramatic music)
280
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:12,375
Show yourself you little pecker
wood.
281
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:15,375
(table rattles)
282
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:18,792
Took my finger and I can't abide
by that!
283
00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:21,708
(table clattering)
284
00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:28,375
(distant shrieking)
285
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,833
(cabinets clattering)
286
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:31,833
Cock sucker!
287
00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:38,083
Aha!
(hammer clatters)
288
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:42,833
(screeching)
(screaming)
289
00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:56,000
(squishy thump)
290
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,458
(grunts)
(energetic music)
291
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:04,208
(screeching)
(screaming)
292
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,625
(pained screaming)
293
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:08,458
Mommy!
294
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,833
(pans clattering)
295
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,292
(hammer banging)
296
00:19:24,292 --> 00:19:29,292
(screeching)
(hammer banging)
297
00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:38,250
Fuck you!
298
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:41,583
Fuck you!
299
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:50,000
(screeching)
(energetic dramatic music)
300
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:05,000
(explosion blasts)
301
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,250
(fire alarm shrieking)
302
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:17,917
No shit.
303
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,500
(cheerful strumming music)
304
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,708
(chuckles) Tonight really turned
out.
305
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:32,917
(distant growling)
(crickets chirping)
306
00:20:32,917 --> 00:20:36,750
(energetic suspenseful music)
307
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:48,542
(creatures growling)
308
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,625
Shoulda seen this coming.
309
00:20:56,625 --> 00:21:01,625
(creatures growling)
(laughs maniacally) No!
310
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,000
- Whoa whoa, whoa, paint the man
cave?
311
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,958
Over my dead body.
312
00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:15,208
(energetic rock music)
313
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,792
Put those brushes down right
now.
314
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:23,208
You're not painting the man
cave, Kitten Whiskers Purple.
315
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:26,500
No, no, I won't come
home and paint with you.
316
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,458
Ever.
317
00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:30,125
Besides, I'm out with
the guys tonight, late.
318
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,000
You don't tell me what to
do, I tell you what to do.
319
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,375
I'll be home when I get home
and that's when I'll get home.
320
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:42,250
(sighs) Okay, 9:00,
321
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,583
or whenever I feel like it.
322
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:47,750
(sighs) Right, yeah, no later
than 9:30.
323
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:53,958
(grunts) Goddamn you!
(phone clinks)
324
00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:55,625
Hey, go get that.
325
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,208
- Get it!
- All right, Jesus.
326
00:21:58,208 --> 00:21:59,458
- Chop, chop, I ain't got all
day.
327
00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:01,000
- Okay.
- You want a tip?
328
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:01,875
Go find a home.
329
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:06,458
(energetic rock music)
330
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,375
What's that now?
331
00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:12,458
Oh, I am listening to you.
332
00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:15,458
You're going on about
uh, biceps or something.
333
00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:18,708
(energetic rock music)
334
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:25,792
(laughs) No, don't, it's
just a little loud in here.
335
00:22:28,792 --> 00:22:31,208
(ice clinks)
336
00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:35,917
You got nothing to worry
about, it's only guys here.
337
00:22:35,917 --> 00:22:39,167
(energetic rock music)
338
00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:46,625
(phone ringing)
339
00:22:50,167 --> 00:22:51,000
Hey.
340
00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:54,083
Oh come on, babe.
341
00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:56,417
I only get to see these
guys like once a year.
342
00:22:57,583 --> 00:22:59,750
I'll look for a job tomorrow.
343
00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:01,667
You know, if I have time before
my gig.
344
00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:04,417
Besides, that RCA guy is
supposed to be calling this week.
345
00:23:05,458 --> 00:23:07,667
No, you say that every week.
346
00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:13,042
Yeah, you know, beep, I think
your phone,
347
00:23:13,042 --> 00:23:16,083
beep, yeah, your phone might be
dying.
348
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:18,417
Like I hope you do!
349
00:23:20,125 --> 00:23:22,125
Oh, Hoobastank.
350
00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:23,875
(cheerful rock music)
351
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:25,958
(pee trickling)
352
00:23:25,958 --> 00:23:30,958
(phone clicking)
(distant music playing)
353
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,250
(phone notification rings)
354
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:42,583
(distant music playing)
355
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:47,625
(loud thumping)
356
00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:49,750
Someone's in here.
357
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:50,708
(pee trickles)
358
00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:52,667
(laughing)
359
00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:53,750
That's pretty good. (laughing)
360
00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:56,000
- [Man] That's a lot
of potatoes. (laughing)
361
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,583
(men laughing)
362
00:24:07,292 --> 00:24:10,250
Are you all right, Peter?
363
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,167
(crying) I'm afraid of Marie.
364
00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:13,542
Your housekeeper?
365
00:24:13,542 --> 00:24:15,875
No, Marie, my wife, you idiot.
366
00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:17,292
- [Brett] Yeah, the Mexican
broad you're banging.
367
00:24:17,292 --> 00:24:18,667
What?
368
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:19,500
She's not,
369
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,542
Marie is my wife.
370
00:24:22,542 --> 00:24:26,667
Maria is our housekeeper
and she's Ecuadorian.
371
00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:31,667
She's part horse?
372
00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:33,042
Why are you so afraid of her?
373
00:24:33,042 --> 00:24:34,750
Is this about the bruises?
374
00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:36,292
Has she been hitting you again?
375
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:38,250
Goddammit!
(thumps counter)
376
00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:39,750
[Peter] Whoa, dude, relax.
377
00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:43,542
- I can't relax, she can't
(sighs)
378
00:24:43,542 --> 00:24:45,792
it's just that, (sighs)
379
00:24:47,542 --> 00:24:48,708
I'm just so horny.
380
00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:53,792
I'm okay, I'm fine, it's just
uh,
381
00:24:55,917 --> 00:25:00,917
I've been married for about a
year now and I uh, (chuckles)
382
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,167
I thought it was gonna be all,
you know,
383
00:25:04,167 --> 00:25:05,750
running through the house butt
naked,
384
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:07,750
having fun times in the shower,
you know,
385
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:12,417
maybe occasional blowie on
a road trip, but it's not.
386
00:25:15,292 --> 00:25:16,792
It's not. (laughing)
387
00:25:16,792 --> 00:25:21,000
You know, when I wanna, she's
all, eh.
388
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,833
So now, I gotta sneak around
like a ninja
389
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:27,250
with lube in the garage just to
get off,
390
00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:29,167
which I never had to goddam do
before!
391
00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:32,958
(sighs) Peter, it's not right.
392
00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:36,000
I mean, I've lost all
respect for you as a man.
393
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,750
Wait, let me be clear about
that,
394
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:41,917
you're not a man, but
you're still my friend.
395
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,000
I mean, I'd kill her.
396
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,292
Woman laid her hands on me, I'd
kill her.
397
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,333
You could divorce her.
398
00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:52,208
I'm no quitter.
399
00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:54,792
So?
400
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:56,792
So what?
401
00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:02,333
(laughing) No.
402
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:05,500
(laughing) I couldn't
do that to my own wife.
403
00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:09,333
I mean, I signed on for forever,
right?
404
00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:12,042
So it's forever.
405
00:26:12,042 --> 00:26:13,000
Shit, I'll do it.
406
00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:15,958
Then you'd have to kill mine.
407
00:26:15,958 --> 00:26:19,125
(slow dramatic music)
408
00:26:21,292 --> 00:26:24,292
(laughing)
409
00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:27,208
I'm just messing with you guys.
(laughing)
410
00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:29,958
(group laughing)
411
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,958
- I suppose we're supposed to
kill each other's wives too.
412
00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:36,708
(group laughing)
413
00:26:39,042 --> 00:26:42,125
(scattered laughter)
414
00:26:54,542 --> 00:26:57,792
- (playful music)
- What?
415
00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:03,542
(gravel crunching)
(playful music)
416
00:27:03,542 --> 00:27:06,375
(thumping ground)
417
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,875
- How do you know they won't be
found?
418
00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:18,333
Where are we anyway?
419
00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:20,458
- Yeah, this place looks
familiar.
420
00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:22,875
It's Wilma Horton's place,
421
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:24,542
bought it from the bank
when they foreclosed it.
422
00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:25,750
The witch?
423
00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:27,458
This is old widow Horton's
place?
424
00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:29,125
She's a goddam witch, Doug.
425
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,500
- There's no such thin, ya
pussy,
426
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,208
what do you think it's cursed?
427
00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:34,208
(thunder rumbles)
428
00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:36,958
Oh, and I suppose you're
gonna read into that.
429
00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:38,417
Pick up your shovel.
430
00:27:38,417 --> 00:27:41,583
(thumping the ground)
431
00:27:45,292 --> 00:27:47,958
(alarm beeping)
432
00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:54,542
(grunts)
(tapping clock)
433
00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:56,708
(sighing)
434
00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:01,542
(slow dramatic music)
435
00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:05,083
Morning.
436
00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:07,792
(phone rings)
What is it?
437
00:28:07,792 --> 00:28:09,292
Is my hair a mess?
438
00:28:11,542 --> 00:28:14,542
I'll fix it in a few minutes.
(laughs)
439
00:28:18,458 --> 00:28:19,667
Yeah? (sighs)
440
00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:24,333
- [Willie] I got a little
problem here, Dougie.
441
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:25,917
[Doug] Same here.
442
00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:28,792
Who are you talking to?
443
00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:33,833
- No one darling, go back to
sleep.
444
00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:37,792
Was that who I think it was?
445
00:28:37,792 --> 00:28:41,417
- Yeah, and Brett called
me this morning frantic.
446
00:28:42,417 --> 00:28:45,208
He seems to be having a similar
issue.
447
00:28:45,208 --> 00:28:47,542
(screaming)
448
00:28:48,458 --> 00:28:50,542
- [Woman] What the hell
is the matter with you?
449
00:28:50,542 --> 00:28:52,000
(screaming)
450
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,042
Shit, anyone heard from Peter?
451
00:28:56,625 --> 00:28:58,875
(birds chirping)
452
00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:01,542
(bag crinkling)
453
00:29:04,292 --> 00:29:06,292
(laughing)
454
00:29:06,292 --> 00:29:11,292
(water trickling)
(dramatic music)
455
00:29:30,917 --> 00:29:33,250
(screaming)
456
00:29:41,792 --> 00:29:45,167
Are you done? (sighs)
457
00:29:45,167 --> 00:29:47,750
My mother is coming for a visit
today
458
00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:51,208
so I need you to help
Maria clean the house.
459
00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:52,792
Understand?
460
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:54,875
(knocking at the door)
461
00:29:54,875 --> 00:29:57,167
Oh, that'll be Maria.
462
00:29:57,167 --> 00:30:00,417
I'm gonna get her started on the
windows.
463
00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:08,417
Hi.
464
00:30:08,417 --> 00:30:12,333
(Maria muttering incoherently)
465
00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:15,417
What are we gonna do?
466
00:30:16,417 --> 00:30:18,250
God knows, I don't know.
467
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,917
Just give me some time
to figure something out.
468
00:30:22,167 --> 00:30:23,917
What the hell?
469
00:30:23,917 --> 00:30:25,833
What the hell are we
supposed to do until then?
470
00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:29,667
- And that's how I got
down to two packs a day.
471
00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:30,875
Oh.
472
00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:32,667
- Yeah, (laughs) great.
- Mmhmm.
473
00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:35,708
What's the matter with him?
474
00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:37,583
He looks like a fricken retard.
475
00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:41,417
- I know he's been like
that all goddam day.
476
00:30:41,417 --> 00:30:43,000
I'm starting to get worried.
477
00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:44,708
Hm.
478
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:50,250
Oh sweetheart, I'm
kinda worried about you,
479
00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:52,375
you're looking a little thin
there.
480
00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:54,000
Oh. (giggles)
481
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,417
(phone ringing)
482
00:30:57,417 --> 00:31:01,875
- (muttering) No, that's my
phone.
483
00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:05,875
- Sorry, Brett's not gonna
make it to anymore gigs.
484
00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:08,792
He's busy growing up!
485
00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:11,458
(Brett whining)
486
00:31:12,917 --> 00:31:15,875
Ah, here's one for data entry.
487
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:18,417
You can enter data, right?
488
00:31:18,417 --> 00:31:20,167
- What's data--
- I'm circling it.
489
00:31:21,208 --> 00:31:26,208
(Brett whining)
(playful music)
490
00:31:32,833 --> 00:31:35,375
(humming)
491
00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:36,542
(chuckles)
492
00:31:36,542 --> 00:31:38,708
(humming)
493
00:31:41,917 --> 00:31:45,250
- Oh, (shivering) hey
boo. (laughs nervously)
494
00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:47,667
- Mm, a man shaving is such a
turnon.
495
00:31:49,542 --> 00:31:50,375
Ew, oh.
496
00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:54,042
Oh, what are we doing?
497
00:31:54,042 --> 00:31:56,500
(chuckles) Hey.
498
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:59,375
Bradley Cooper, Bradley Cooper,
Bradley Cooper, Bradley Co--
499
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:02,167
Oh, em, gee. (gasps)
500
00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:04,583
Look at this one, Champaign
Tickle!
501
00:32:05,583 --> 00:32:09,375
That is adorable,
Champaign Tickle, so cute.
502
00:32:11,042 --> 00:32:13,958
That looks a lot like the
Summer Wheat we used in the den.
503
00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:18,708
Still, Champagne Tickle,
that is the cutest thing.
504
00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:20,875
(chuckles) Who names them, I
wonder.
505
00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:24,417
That's someone's job, isn't that
crazy?
506
00:32:24,417 --> 00:32:27,917
Someone actually got paid to
think of Champaign Tickle.
507
00:32:27,917 --> 00:32:30,625
I wonder if I could do
that, I bet I could.
508
00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,583
Anyway, where's Pecan Cream
again?
509
00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:33,958
I can't find it.
510
00:32:33,958 --> 00:32:35,042
Um,
511
00:32:36,458 --> 00:32:38,708
you liked that one, I think.
512
00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,333
Can't remember when I showed it
to you,
513
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:43,292
you like smiled or something.
514
00:32:43,292 --> 00:32:45,875
I distinctly got the impression
you like--
515
00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:48,375
(club thumps)
516
00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:52,042
(slow eerie music)
517
00:32:52,042 --> 00:32:54,792
Here it is, it was on the floor.
518
00:32:54,792 --> 00:32:58,542
Pecan Cream, that is another
cute name.
519
00:32:58,542 --> 00:33:00,083
(chuckles) I love it.
520
00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:03,375
(gasps) Anyway.
521
00:33:03,375 --> 00:33:05,833
(sobbing)
522
00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:06,750
Honey?
523
00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:10,292
- Oh, my dogs are barking.
(sighs)
524
00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:12,208
Rub a little harder.
525
00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:15,708
(playful energetic music)
526
00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:18,500
(gagging)
527
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:22,000
(playful bluegrass music)
528
00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:34,333
(shrieking)
529
00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:37,833
(playful bluegrass music)
530
00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:51,583
Baby, you forgot your lunch.
531
00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:54,875
I told you, Applebee's
just gets too expensive.
532
00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:58,375
(playful bluegrass music)
533
00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:01,750
(tires screech)
(car thumps)
534
00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:05,250
(playful bluegrass music)
535
00:34:12,958 --> 00:34:15,500
(surprised grunt)
Sweetie!
536
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,000
Have a good day, there's
an apple in there.
537
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
I think you like apples.
538
00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:21,583
Bye dear.
539
00:34:27,417 --> 00:34:28,250
Bye baby.
540
00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:34,208
(door clicks)
541
00:34:37,667 --> 00:34:41,583
(grass crunching)
(engine humming)
542
00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:43,833
- I've been looking for
you guys for an hour!
543
00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:47,458
- God!
- Okay, everybody agrees?
544
00:34:47,458 --> 00:34:48,667
It's what we want?
545
00:34:48,667 --> 00:34:53,833
(group agreeing)
(expressing frustration)
546
00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:54,750
- You guys all brought
something?
547
00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:55,875
Yeah, right on.
548
00:34:55,875 --> 00:34:59,583
- Jesus Peter, shit snacks,
this isn't Red Fricken Dawn!
549
00:34:59,583 --> 00:35:00,417
What?
550
00:35:02,125 --> 00:35:02,958
Willie?
551
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,167
Oh come on, seriously?
552
00:35:10,167 --> 00:35:11,208
(Peter laughing)
553
00:35:11,208 --> 00:35:13,917
- You said bring a gun,
so I brought a gun.
554
00:35:13,917 --> 00:35:16,625
It's not like everybody has
guns laying around their house.
555
00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:18,125
It was my grandfather's you
know?
556
00:35:18,125 --> 00:35:19,042
This is the only thing--
557
00:35:19,042 --> 00:35:20,958
Jesus does it work?
558
00:35:20,958 --> 00:35:21,917
Yes it works.
559
00:35:21,917 --> 00:35:26,583
- Fine, make sure your guns
are loaded and pick a guy.
560
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:27,417
I got Brett.
561
00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,917
(slow dramatic music)
562
00:35:56,125 --> 00:35:58,625
Hey Glory, wanna join us here?
563
00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:01,833
Shut up.
564
00:36:07,083 --> 00:36:09,000
Okay, cock your guns.
565
00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:13,542
(laughing) Sorry.
566
00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:17,167
It'll all be over soon, boys.
567
00:36:18,417 --> 00:36:19,500
On the count of three.
568
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:21,958
One,
569
00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:22,958
- (gun blasts)
- Whoa!
570
00:36:22,958 --> 00:36:23,917
What the hell?
(shrieking)
571
00:36:23,917 --> 00:36:25,250
(men panicking)
572
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:26,708
Where the hell were you guys?
573
00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:29,000
I was supposed to shoot
Brett, you asshole.
574
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,292
What the shit, you said on
three.
575
00:36:31,292 --> 00:36:33,125
- Yeah, I didn't even
get to three, you idiot.
576
00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:34,792
- You weren't counting
backwards?
577
00:36:34,792 --> 00:36:35,667
What?
578
00:36:35,667 --> 00:36:38,833
(slow dramatic music)
579
00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,625
Oh, good for William.
580
00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:44,750
(gun blasts)
581
00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:47,833
(dramatic orchestral music)
582
00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:49,917
(guns blast)
583
00:36:49,917 --> 00:36:53,083
(soft dramatic music)
584
00:37:00,042 --> 00:37:02,708
(alarm beeping)
585
00:37:12,792 --> 00:37:15,750
(slow suspenseful music)
586
00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:18,083
(screaming)
587
00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:30,125
(blaring electric guitar music)
588
00:37:36,167 --> 00:37:41,167
(birds chirping)
(labored breathing)
589
00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:50,000
Hey, what's up?
590
00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:51,875
You suck.
591
00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:56,333
You fuckin' suck! (spits)
592
00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:59,167
(chaotic yelling)
593
00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:05,250
(slow suspenseful music)
594
00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:06,708
Did you try the whammy bar?
595
00:38:09,958 --> 00:38:10,792
Yeah.
596
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:18,250
Okay son, the time has come.
597
00:38:19,292 --> 00:38:20,708
It's time for you to have this.
598
00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:25,583
This thing has been in
the family a long time.
599
00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:27,000
I think it will help you.
600
00:38:32,833 --> 00:38:36,000
(dramatic loud music)
601
00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:38,583
Whoa.
602
00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:44,708
- Yeah, this'll make you
good, like crazy good.
603
00:38:46,208 --> 00:38:47,667
How?
604
00:38:47,667 --> 00:38:52,458
- Your great grandpa
signed a contract for it.
605
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:56,708
With Satan.
606
00:38:59,292 --> 00:39:00,125
Cool.
607
00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:04,667
Satan's cool. (laughing)
608
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:14,125
Oh and Lars, this gift of the
dark lord
609
00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:16,542
comes with some rules.
610
00:39:16,542 --> 00:39:19,417
One, you can only play it at
night.
611
00:39:19,417 --> 00:39:22,750
Two, you can't use it to make
money
612
00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:25,750
and three, don't do that thing
613
00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:27,417
where you pretend it's your
dick,
614
00:39:27,417 --> 00:39:29,292
while playing it like this.
615
00:39:30,208 --> 00:39:33,375
(dramatic slow music)
616
00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:35,667
Lars.
617
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:40,458
(slow dramatic music)
618
00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:47,792
Hail Satan.
619
00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:53,000
(loud electric guitar music)
620
00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:07,417
(energetic rock music)
(electric zapping)
621
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,667
(gurgling)
622
00:40:18,667 --> 00:40:21,083
(screaming)
623
00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:23,333
(gurgling)
624
00:40:26,375 --> 00:40:29,542
Did you hear how good I was?
625
00:40:29,542 --> 00:40:31,083
(whooshing)
626
00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:33,750
(screaming)
627
00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:34,583
Oh shit.
628
00:40:38,042 --> 00:40:41,667
(energetic rock music)
(electric zapping)
629
00:40:41,667 --> 00:40:44,000
(screaming)
630
00:40:46,958 --> 00:40:49,583
Oh shit.
631
00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:51,917
(screaming)
632
00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:55,708
(grunts)
633
00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,875
(gasping)
634
00:40:57,875 --> 00:41:00,708
- What are you doing?
(screaming)
635
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:02,458
(screaming)
(energetic rock music)
636
00:41:02,458 --> 00:41:05,208
(grunting)
(screaming)
637
00:41:05,208 --> 00:41:06,042
Fuck.
638
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,917
Who's a good baby?
639
00:41:09,917 --> 00:41:12,833
(screams) My baby!
640
00:41:17,292 --> 00:41:18,542
Shit on my fuck.
641
00:41:19,583 --> 00:41:21,167
(screaming)
642
00:41:21,167 --> 00:41:25,417
I wanna die.
643
00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:28,500
Thy will be done. (chuckles)
644
00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:32,458
Thine own self be true. (laughs)
645
00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:36,958
No, I'm your master!
646
00:41:36,958 --> 00:41:39,208
No! (screams)
647
00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:43,750
(grunts)
(squirting)
648
00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:45,542
(gurgling)
649
00:41:45,542 --> 00:41:48,792
(energetic rock music)
650
00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:57,000
(gentle eerie music box music)
651
00:42:09,458 --> 00:42:14,458
(engine humming)
(gentle eerie music)
652
00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:35,458
It came, it came!
653
00:42:37,292 --> 00:42:38,458
[LouAnne] Open it.
654
00:42:38,458 --> 00:42:40,125
Careful Red, careful.
655
00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:42,292
(gasping)
656
00:42:44,292 --> 00:42:49,292
Dear Seretta and LouAnne,
657
00:42:49,708 --> 00:42:54,292
I am pleased to inform you that
your
658
00:42:54,292 --> 00:42:59,250
Cheesy Burger Bites recipe
is the grand prize winner!
659
00:43:00,917 --> 00:43:02,417
What? (shrieks)
660
00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:06,375
(screaming)
(laughing)
661
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:11,375
- As a restaurateur and
lover of the culinary arts,
662
00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:15,625
I am thrilled to be a part
of this amazing event.
663
00:43:15,625 --> 00:43:18,042
(laughing)
664
00:43:18,042 --> 00:43:20,833
Please join me, oh,
665
00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:25,875
at the awards ceremony
featuring a concert by my band.
666
00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:29,458
Rock on, Johnny Depp.
667
00:43:29,458 --> 00:43:33,750
Asterisks, airfare not included.
668
00:43:35,167 --> 00:43:40,167
(laughing)
(playful dramatic music)
669
00:43:57,333 --> 00:44:01,917
(screaming)
(laughing)
670
00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:18,875
We're going to the concert, woo!
671
00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:20,417
You know what this means?
672
00:44:20,417 --> 00:44:21,542
Everything's gonna change!
673
00:44:21,542 --> 00:44:23,500
- This is our chance!
- Our chance.
674
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:26,250
- After the concert, the
Depper's gonna meet us
675
00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:28,083
and he's gonna ask us to be--
676
00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:30,500
[Together] His personal chefs.
677
00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:32,250
Lunch ladies my ass!
678
00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:37,542
(loud protesting)
679
00:44:39,375 --> 00:44:42,792
- Order, order!
(whistle shrieking)
680
00:44:42,792 --> 00:44:46,208
(playful dramatic music)
681
00:44:53,917 --> 00:44:58,833
(rumbling fart)
(laughing)
682
00:45:00,125 --> 00:45:03,500
Order, order!
(playful music)
683
00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:06,958
(whistle shrieking)
684
00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:09,375
- Fuck me, I'd rather eat a
tampon.
685
00:45:11,958 --> 00:45:13,417
(chuckles)
686
00:45:13,417 --> 00:45:18,417
(playful dramatic music)
(whistle shrieking)
687
00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:27,167
(splatting)
(shrieking)
688
00:45:27,167 --> 00:45:29,458
(laughing)
689
00:45:29,458 --> 00:45:32,625
(playful dramatic music)
690
00:45:32,625 --> 00:45:34,667
- Hey, hey.
(sobbing)
691
00:45:34,667 --> 00:45:39,000
(labored breathing)
Keep your eye on the prize.
692
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,167
(slow dramatic music)
693
00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:10,042
(intercom buzzes)
694
00:46:10,042 --> 00:46:12,708
- [Principal] Ladies, this
is Principal Grossfetig.
695
00:46:12,708 --> 00:46:15,917
I simply cannot allow these
subpar lunches to continue.
696
00:46:15,917 --> 00:46:17,750
What a load of junk, you shit!
697
00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:20,667
- Sir, sir, we are doing our
best.
698
00:46:20,667 --> 00:46:24,958
We're giving 100%, but we
can't be at the top of our game
699
00:46:24,958 --> 00:46:26,333
if our produce ain't fresh.
700
00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:30,333
- [Principal] Ladies, a real
chef can create a masterpiece
701
00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:31,708
from what's at hand.
702
00:46:31,708 --> 00:46:32,708
Bottom line,
703
00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:36,042
you are not working up
to Melvin High potential.
704
00:46:36,042 --> 00:46:39,875
If lunch doesn't improve
tomorrow for surprise Friday,
705
00:46:39,875 --> 00:46:44,583
I have no choice but to replace
you with vending machines!
706
00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:47,333
I hope you understand, lunch
ladies.
707
00:46:47,333 --> 00:46:51,083
We're chefs, not lunch ladies!
708
00:46:51,083 --> 00:46:55,875
Fuck you, Melvin High, Johnny
wants us!
709
00:46:55,875 --> 00:46:58,042
We are out of here!
710
00:46:58,042 --> 00:47:02,583
- Red, Red, Red, Red, honey,
we cannot lose our jobs.
711
00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:06,542
Buy that airfare and get to the
concert.
712
00:47:06,542 --> 00:47:08,542
(sighs)
713
00:47:10,250 --> 00:47:12,208
Johnny's concert.
714
00:47:12,208 --> 00:47:13,125
Asterisk?
715
00:47:14,958 --> 00:47:19,958
Airfare not included. (crying)
716
00:47:21,917 --> 00:47:22,750
Goddammit!
717
00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:29,833
(screaming)
(cart clattering)
718
00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:34,542
(splashing)
719
00:47:34,542 --> 00:47:36,708
(gasping)
720
00:47:39,708 --> 00:47:43,125
(playful dramatic music)
721
00:47:59,542 --> 00:48:02,375
(door squeaks)
722
00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:04,458
(crying)
723
00:48:05,792 --> 00:48:08,542
(toilet flushes)
724
00:48:11,583 --> 00:48:14,875
Hey, lunch lady, (chuckles)
725
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,500
that is the ugliest shirt I've
ever seen.
726
00:48:23,542 --> 00:48:26,917
(sobbing)
Is that your dad, lunch lady?
727
00:48:26,917 --> 00:48:29,958
- It's Johnny Depp and he's
hiring us
728
00:48:29,958 --> 00:48:34,958
to be his personal chefs.
(sobbing)
729
00:48:38,167 --> 00:48:41,000
- Uh huh, congrats, but
seriously,
730
00:48:43,167 --> 00:48:45,250
do you guys masturbate to him?
731
00:48:46,375 --> 00:48:47,750
Everybody wants to know.
732
00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:49,583
Don't
733
00:48:50,917 --> 00:48:51,750
push
734
00:48:53,208 --> 00:48:54,375
me.
735
00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:59,000
(stressful breathing)
736
00:48:59,000 --> 00:48:59,833
Oh fuck.
737
00:49:00,792 --> 00:49:03,250
(Red crying)
738
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:06,083
Now I know why your food
always tastes like shit,
739
00:49:06,083 --> 00:49:10,458
it's got lunch lady
Johnny giz all over it.
740
00:49:13,625 --> 00:49:18,625
(screaming)
(dramatic music)
741
00:49:24,708 --> 00:49:29,708
(grunting)
(dramatic music)
742
00:49:30,292 --> 00:49:33,500
(exhales) Goddam kids.
743
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:38,500
(grunting)
(dramatic music)
744
00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:51,750
(labored breathing)
(playful music)
745
00:50:09,708 --> 00:50:14,708
- I uh, (labored
breathing) I did something.
746
00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:20,375
Bad. (labored breathing)
747
00:50:20,375 --> 00:50:23,542
(emotional muttering)
748
00:50:27,667 --> 00:50:29,083
Think about it.
749
00:50:31,917 --> 00:50:33,750
Do you think Johnny's gonna
want us to be his personal chefs
750
00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:35,042
when he finds out about this?
751
00:50:35,042 --> 00:50:36,542
- I'm sorry.
- Oh.
752
00:50:36,542 --> 00:50:40,958
(crying)
(muttering)
753
00:50:40,958 --> 00:50:43,708
(gasping)
Hey, look.
754
00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:46,250
- [Man] Have a good
high potential, ladies.
755
00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:49,375
Yes, Principal Grossfetig.
756
00:50:49,375 --> 00:50:52,042
(cart rumbling)
757
00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:57,500
(blowing nose)
758
00:50:57,500 --> 00:51:00,250
Sh, shut up and let me think.
759
00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:03,500
- (panicked muttering)
We're going to the pokey
760
00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:06,167
and we'll never meet the Depper.
761
00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:09,292
Wait a minute.
762
00:51:09,292 --> 00:51:10,750
Wait
763
00:51:10,750 --> 00:51:11,583
a
764
00:51:12,583 --> 00:51:13,417
minute.
765
00:51:16,958 --> 00:51:18,583
W-W-J-D.
766
00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:22,583
- [Together] What would Johnny
do?
767
00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:26,792
(gasps)
768
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:29,958
(slow dramatic music)
769
00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:59,458
(buzzing saw)
(rattling)
770
00:52:06,875 --> 00:52:08,875
(sighs)
771
00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:11,417
- A lot more blood than a
raccoon.
772
00:52:12,542 --> 00:52:15,708
(slow dramatic music)
773
00:52:22,542 --> 00:52:25,042
(camera clicks)
774
00:52:25,042 --> 00:52:30,042
(slow dramatic music)
(blood dripping)
775
00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:53,625
(rumbling wheels)
(squeaking)
776
00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:58,375
(labored breathing)
777
00:52:59,417 --> 00:53:02,750
(slow orchestral music)
778
00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:23,375
(humming machine)
779
00:53:23,375 --> 00:53:26,292
(crank rattles)
780
00:53:26,292 --> 00:53:31,292
(machine chugging)
(buzzing)
781
00:53:53,542 --> 00:53:58,417
♪ I hear you, Johnny Depp ♪
782
00:54:02,042 --> 00:54:07,042
(bubbling liquid)
(gentle slow music)
783
00:54:11,417 --> 00:54:14,583
(cheerful slow music)
784
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:24,000
(ticking clock)
(cheerful slow music)
785
00:54:37,458 --> 00:54:40,292
(twinkling music)
786
00:54:45,083 --> 00:54:48,458
- [Principal] Good morning,
Melvin High ferrets.
787
00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:52,208
Seniors, graduation gowns are in
788
00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:55,542
so please visit the
Jostens rep in room 107
789
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:58,083
and remember, cash only.
790
00:54:59,125 --> 00:55:00,500
Whoever stole that rug that was
791
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:03,583
in front of Miss Christman's
desk, please return it.
792
00:55:03,583 --> 00:55:05,250
It really tied the room
together.
793
00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:11,208
And lastly, for lunch
today, it's surprise Friday.
794
00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:15,042
(students groaning)
795
00:55:16,042 --> 00:55:19,125
- I don't know, maybe we
shoulda tasted it first.
796
00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:20,625
- I mean, what if--
- What,
797
00:55:20,625 --> 00:55:23,083
you're driving me crazy.
798
00:55:23,083 --> 00:55:27,250
(sighs)
(bell rings)
799
00:55:27,250 --> 00:55:30,250
(gentle slow music)
800
00:55:54,667 --> 00:55:56,792
Those flowers and fruit,
801
00:55:56,792 --> 00:55:59,542
get right in the far, distant
plains
802
00:55:59,542 --> 00:56:04,042
where were afar, the sun beams
shoot,
803
00:56:04,042 --> 00:56:08,167
where a more bunctious nature
reigns.
804
00:56:08,167 --> 00:56:13,042
Her, (sniffing)
805
00:56:13,042 --> 00:56:15,792
(sighs)
806
00:56:15,792 --> 00:56:19,458
(dramatic orchestral music)
807
00:56:22,792 --> 00:56:25,000
(bell ringing)
808
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:30,000
(students clamoring)
(yelling)
809
00:56:34,750 --> 00:56:38,208
(door rattling)
810
00:56:38,208 --> 00:56:42,458
- Well, whatever happens,
we stick together, right?
811
00:56:48,542 --> 00:56:52,125
- [Together] Sisters forever,
Johnny forever, wah, wah.
812
00:56:53,583 --> 00:56:56,250
(door rattling)
813
00:57:01,417 --> 00:57:06,417
(collective sigh)
(slow happy music)
814
00:57:07,125 --> 00:57:11,542
- Those are the most beautiful
pies I have ever seen.
815
00:57:14,625 --> 00:57:16,167
(whistle shrieking)
816
00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:18,500
Order, order, form a line!
817
00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:23,958
(whistle shrieking)
818
00:57:23,958 --> 00:57:27,542
(energetic cheerful music)
819
00:57:48,125 --> 00:57:51,167
(ringing music)
820
00:57:51,167 --> 00:57:54,500
(gentle cheerful music)
821
00:57:57,250 --> 00:57:58,500
[Student] Mm.
822
00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:05,292
[Girl] That's mine.
823
00:58:05,292 --> 00:58:10,292
(people chomping)
(cheerful music)
824
00:58:16,542 --> 00:58:19,667
(chattering happily)
825
00:58:19,667 --> 00:58:20,500
Ladies.
826
00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:24,833
(slow playful music)
827
00:58:27,958 --> 00:58:31,792
Today, you not only met
Melvin High potential,
828
00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:37,083
you exceeded it. (chuckles)
829
00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:39,917
I don't know what you lunch
ladies did differently today,
830
00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:41,750
but keep it up.
831
00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:44,208
[Together] Yes, sir.
832
00:58:45,208 --> 00:58:48,208
(gentle slow music)
833
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,167
(slow dramatic music)
834
00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:25,625
(energetic rock music)
835
00:59:33,083 --> 00:59:36,000
♪ You can bury my money, but not
my soul ♪
836
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,708
♪ Maybe I'll die and never get
old ♪
837
00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:41,583
♪ Burning in hell and
I dream where I live ♪
838
00:59:41,583 --> 00:59:44,333
♪ I win a lot of prize
with a lot to give ♪
839
00:59:44,333 --> 00:59:47,167
♪ I free my heart on a highway's
end ♪
840
00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:50,083
♪ I roll like the stone
and I move like the wind ♪
841
00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:52,875
♪ I travel with the sun
until the days is end ♪
842
00:59:52,875 --> 00:59:55,708
♪ I can drive without a motor,
how you know I've been ♪
843
00:59:55,708 --> 00:59:58,958
(energetic rock music)
844
01:00:01,208 --> 01:00:03,792
♪ Live another day, I
feel a little older ♪
845
01:00:03,792 --> 01:00:06,708
♪ And times are goin' by,
throw one over your shoulder ♪
846
01:00:06,708 --> 01:00:09,167
♪ You gotta make time
for what you gotta do ♪
847
01:00:09,167 --> 01:00:12,667
♪ Before it all blows down
and gets away from you ♪
848
01:00:12,667 --> 01:00:15,917
(energetic rock music)
849
01:00:18,042 --> 01:00:21,375
♪ Take them by surprise ♪
850
01:00:23,917 --> 01:00:27,667
(loud music muffling lyrics)
851
01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:33,750
♪ She's a queen of my (music
fades) ♪
852
01:00:35,625 --> 01:00:39,167
(gentle suspenseful music)
853
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,500
(dog barking)
854
01:00:58,333 --> 01:01:01,000
(tree rustling)
855
01:01:02,750 --> 01:01:05,125
(dog whining)
856
01:01:05,125 --> 01:01:06,583
(dog barking)
857
01:01:06,583 --> 01:01:09,417
- Iggy, what are you doing out
here?
858
01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:11,083
Iggy.
859
01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:14,167
Where have you been?
860
01:01:14,167 --> 01:01:16,375
What happened, what happened to
your foot?
861
01:01:17,333 --> 01:01:18,792
What happened?
862
01:01:18,792 --> 01:01:21,917
Come on, come on, buddy, let's
go get cleaned up, huh baby?
863
01:01:24,625 --> 01:01:25,792
You get in there.
864
01:01:25,792 --> 01:01:28,958
What do you think you're doing,
Mr. Man?
865
01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:31,542
(door thumps)
866
01:01:31,542 --> 01:01:35,042
(loud dramatic music)
867
01:01:35,042 --> 01:01:37,125
Iggy, what happened, huh?
868
01:01:38,542 --> 01:01:41,833
You out fighting,
fighting over a girl, huh?
869
01:01:43,208 --> 01:01:45,750
You tell me who it is, I'll get
'em.
870
01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:50,042
Such a good boy, so brave.
871
01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:53,000
So brave.
872
01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:56,292
Oh, sweetie pie.
873
01:01:57,792 --> 01:01:58,625
Aw, Iggy.
874
01:02:01,542 --> 01:02:02,375
Mm.
875
01:02:04,958 --> 01:02:08,167
Today we got the rosemary
chicken.
876
01:02:08,167 --> 01:02:11,083
Tomorrow, the classic.
877
01:02:11,958 --> 01:02:16,958
And the next day, the
barbecue for some variety.
878
01:02:16,958 --> 01:02:19,500
And maybe a bag of vegetables.
879
01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:24,958
And for you, diet kibble.
880
01:02:24,958 --> 01:02:26,458
(dog grunts)
881
01:02:26,458 --> 01:02:27,917
No, no, no, no.
882
01:02:28,958 --> 01:02:30,292
Not for you.
883
01:02:31,375 --> 01:02:33,542
What did the vet say, hm?
884
01:02:33,542 --> 01:02:34,667
(dog panting)
885
01:02:34,667 --> 01:02:37,958
The vet said that you are a
little pig
886
01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:39,875
and you have to eat little diet
meals.
887
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,500
Little Jenny Craig for dogs.
888
01:02:43,792 --> 01:02:46,458
Mama is going out on the town.
889
01:02:47,583 --> 01:02:49,167
I'm gonna hoist these girls up.
890
01:02:51,542 --> 01:02:53,542
(dog whines)
I know, you're adorable,
891
01:02:53,542 --> 01:02:55,458
but look at the hair on the bed.
892
01:02:55,458 --> 01:02:58,375
I'm going out tonight and
we're getting a new daddy
893
01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:01,458
and we cannot have hair on the
bed, okay?
894
01:03:01,458 --> 01:03:02,375
No more on the bed.
895
01:03:04,250 --> 01:03:06,167
Thank you, puddin' pie.
896
01:03:12,958 --> 01:03:14,708
Good night.
897
01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:16,417
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
898
01:03:19,042 --> 01:03:24,042
(chuckles) sweet dreams.
(doorbell rings)
899
01:03:25,458 --> 01:03:27,958
(dog panting)
900
01:03:36,417 --> 01:03:38,917
(dog whining)
901
01:03:41,875 --> 01:03:44,375
(dog howling)
902
01:03:49,333 --> 01:03:51,833
(dog panting)
903
01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:58,083
(dog howling)
(slow eerie music)
904
01:04:10,833 --> 01:04:13,833
(slow gentle music)
905
01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:41,625
(sniffing)
906
01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:48,167
(squishy chewing)
907
01:04:58,417 --> 01:05:01,250
(thumps onto bed)
908
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:07,167
(distant dog barking)
909
01:05:09,250 --> 01:05:12,583
(cheerful gentle music)
910
01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:23,875
(door rattles)
(bell rings)
911
01:05:23,875 --> 01:05:27,042
(distant dog barking)
912
01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:36,625
(energetic cheerful music)
(dogs barking)
913
01:05:59,125 --> 01:06:01,625
(dog howling)
914
01:06:05,167 --> 01:06:07,750
- No, no, thank you for the
ride.
915
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:13,333
Fine, I gave you the
opportunity, you don't want me,
916
01:06:13,333 --> 01:06:16,375
that's fine, I don't
want you either, Russel.
917
01:06:16,375 --> 01:06:18,875
Go drive away in your Ford
Expedition
918
01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:20,458
or whatever the hell you drive.
919
01:06:21,375 --> 01:06:26,375
I am not rating you well on
Uber, on Yelp, I don't care.
920
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,833
Oh my God, did I leave this
thing open?
921
01:06:30,833 --> 01:06:32,125
What the hell?
922
01:06:32,125 --> 01:06:35,042
(door thumps shut)
923
01:06:36,750 --> 01:06:39,417
(switch clicks)
924
01:06:42,125 --> 01:06:46,542
Oh.
(soft gentle music)
925
01:06:46,542 --> 01:06:50,125
Why, hello. (gasps)
926
01:06:50,125 --> 01:06:54,833
Where have you been all my life?
927
01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:57,917
(playful slow music)
928
01:06:59,958 --> 01:07:03,833
My engine's ready, my sweet.
929
01:07:03,833 --> 01:07:07,250
Here we go, for you, for me.
930
01:07:08,583 --> 01:07:09,417
Sit.
931
01:07:12,458 --> 01:07:16,000
Here's um, to us.
932
01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:20,167
(glasses clink)
933
01:07:20,167 --> 01:07:22,417
(laughing)
934
01:07:23,792 --> 01:07:25,958
Mm, mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm,
935
01:07:28,542 --> 01:07:30,125
keep it going, keep it going,
keep it,
936
01:07:30,125 --> 01:07:32,917
oh my God, it is time.
937
01:07:32,917 --> 01:07:34,375
Let's keep it going, huh?
938
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:41,333
(bed rattling)
(groaning)
939
01:07:46,458 --> 01:07:49,333
(growling)
940
01:07:49,333 --> 01:07:52,083
(gently snoring)
941
01:07:55,167 --> 01:07:57,500
(chuckling)
942
01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:06,042
(sleepy breathing)
943
01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:16,500
Hey.
944
01:08:19,250 --> 01:08:21,167
What are you doing in mama's
bed, huh?
945
01:08:22,958 --> 01:08:24,333
Hm?
946
01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:25,333
You bad boy.
947
01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:28,458
Come on, out, out, come on, out.
948
01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:30,083
Oh, God.
949
01:08:32,125 --> 01:08:33,625
Are you kidding me?
950
01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:39,083
(gentle dramatic music)
951
01:09:04,833 --> 01:09:08,167
(gentle cheerful music)
952
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:34,125
(slow dramatic music)
953
01:09:41,292 --> 01:09:46,292
(screaming)
(labored breathing)
954
01:10:26,125 --> 01:10:26,958
(inhales)
955
01:10:26,958 --> 01:10:28,333
Shut up, nope.
956
01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:29,167
- But--
957
01:10:29,167 --> 01:10:30,167
What do you want me to do?
958
01:10:30,167 --> 01:10:32,042
- (labored breathing) It's
happening.
959
01:10:35,250 --> 01:10:36,208
We chant then.
960
01:10:38,208 --> 01:10:42,292
(chanting in a foreign language)
961
01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:51,000
(loud rumbling)
962
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:52,833
- Hey guys--
963
01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:54,042
- Shit.
- Sorry.
964
01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:58,458
(door rattling)
(squeaking)
965
01:10:58,458 --> 01:11:00,250
Sorry guys, sorry.
966
01:11:01,167 --> 01:11:02,458
Sorry, my.
967
01:11:03,375 --> 01:11:04,417
(candle thumps)
968
01:11:04,417 --> 01:11:05,250
Goddammit.
969
01:11:08,667 --> 01:11:10,417
(exhales) Okay, yeah,
970
01:11:10,417 --> 01:11:12,333
I told 'em I had to be out by
like 2:00
971
01:11:12,333 --> 01:11:14,875
and they said as long as I
had all the Hitachi's unloaded
972
01:11:14,875 --> 01:11:16,625
and I was like, "Shit,
I'll be out of there early,
973
01:11:16,625 --> 01:11:17,458
"that's no problem."
974
01:11:17,458 --> 01:11:19,333
But they were the 60 inchers,
975
01:11:19,333 --> 01:11:21,583
which aren't like heavy,
but they're awkward.
976
01:11:21,583 --> 01:11:24,083
- Oh my God, just give
me the fucking book.
977
01:11:24,083 --> 01:11:26,000
Oh, right, sorry.
978
01:11:36,583 --> 01:11:38,333
Oh uh yeah, the guy told me to--
979
01:11:38,333 --> 01:11:41,208
- To shut up, did he tell you to
shut up?
980
01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:43,500
Uh, okay, sorry.
981
01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:54,125
(muttering quietly)
982
01:11:54,125 --> 01:11:55,458
Here it is.
983
01:11:55,458 --> 01:11:58,125
(robe rustling)
984
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:04,917
God dammit.
985
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:09,000
(muttering quietly)
986
01:12:21,917 --> 01:12:22,750
Hey Jan.
987
01:12:23,625 --> 01:12:27,708
(chanting in a foreign language)
988
01:12:39,042 --> 01:12:42,792
(singing nonsensical lyrics)
989
01:12:44,708 --> 01:12:47,417
Goddammit.
990
01:12:47,417 --> 01:12:51,333
(speaking in foreign language)
991
01:12:56,875 --> 01:12:57,708
(woman groaning)
992
01:12:57,708 --> 01:12:59,292
I call ye forth, Lucifer,
993
01:12:59,292 --> 01:13:01,667
arch fiend of the beastly
netherworld.
994
01:13:01,667 --> 01:13:05,375
Beholden to the power of
my satanic name, Marduk.
995
01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:10,708
I call ye forth,
Mephostaphalise, Prince of perdition,
996
01:13:10,708 --> 01:13:15,458
compelled by the force of
my dark name, Zahguhrim!
997
01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:20,542
- I call ye forth, Diabolis,
our fallen angel of pain,
998
01:13:20,542 --> 01:13:25,333
obligated by the doom of
my true name, Aranunna!
999
01:13:25,333 --> 01:13:28,458
(screaming)
1000
01:13:28,458 --> 01:13:33,458
- I call ye forth the
devil with my name...
1001
01:13:36,292 --> 01:13:38,250
Greg
1002
01:13:38,250 --> 01:13:42,333
- Oh come on. (labored
breathing)
1003
01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:47,042
- I didn't know we were doing
names.
1004
01:13:47,042 --> 01:13:49,708
(chanting in a foreign language)
1005
01:13:49,708 --> 01:13:54,292
(screaming)
(chanting)
1006
01:13:59,750 --> 01:14:01,542
Oh uh Steve?
1007
01:14:01,542 --> 01:14:03,208
(chanting)
1008
01:14:03,208 --> 01:14:04,042
Steve.
1009
01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:07,333
Steve.
1010
01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:13,125
- Get ready, at last, our
dark master is coming.
1011
01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:19,250
(labored breathing)
(screaming)
1012
01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:23,875
- Marduk, whatever, I
really, really think--
1013
01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:26,208
(screaming)
1014
01:14:28,625 --> 01:14:30,875
(muttering)
(screaming)
1015
01:14:30,875 --> 01:14:32,000
I think that--
1016
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:36,083
(chanting in a foreign language)
1017
01:14:37,542 --> 01:14:39,708
He's here to destroy it all.
1018
01:14:39,708 --> 01:14:41,083
Destroy it all!
1019
01:14:41,083 --> 01:14:42,875
It is the great reckoning.
1020
01:14:42,875 --> 01:14:46,333
With the power of this book
of darkness, we summon thee!
1021
01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:48,458
(screaming)
1022
01:14:48,458 --> 01:14:53,458
- Oh geez.
(screaming)
1023
01:15:00,458 --> 01:15:03,792
(gentle dramatic music)
1024
01:15:16,125 --> 01:15:18,292
(blood splats)
1025
01:15:18,292 --> 01:15:22,042
(gentle inspirational music)
1026
01:15:29,917 --> 01:15:32,333
(bell rings)
1027
01:15:35,250 --> 01:15:37,375
ps)
1028
01:15:37,375 --> 01:15:38,958
Jesus Chri...
1029
01:15:38,958 --> 01:15:43,958
♪ God be with you 'til we meet
again ♪
1030
01:15:44,458 --> 01:15:49,458
♪ By his council's guide uphold
you ♪
1031
01:15:50,375 --> 01:15:55,375
♪ With his sheep securely fold
you ♪
1032
01:15:55,917 --> 01:16:00,917
♪ God be with you 'til we meet
again ♪
1033
01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:08,500
♪ 'Til we meet, 'til we
meet, 'til we meet again ♪
1034
01:16:09,208 --> 01:16:14,208
♪ 'Til we meet at Jesus' feet ♪
1035
01:16:15,917 --> 01:16:20,917
♪ 'Til we meet, 'til we
meet, 'til we meet again ♪
1036
01:16:23,708 --> 01:16:28,125
♪ God be with you 'til we meet
again ♪
63537