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Thanks for lettin' me
Practice on you steve.
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I really wanna ace
This first aid class.
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No problemo, eddo.
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I have a lot of personal
Experience in first aid.
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I got a nose bleed at birth.
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My doctor slapped
The wrong end.
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I'll be right back.
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I'm gonna go
Get the plaster.
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No rush.
I'm a patient patient.
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He-he-he!
[snorts]
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Carl! Big guy.
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My buddy with the badge.
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My pal on patrol.
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How was your day
On the mean streets?
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Cops and robbers.
Good guys, bad guys.
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Heroes and hairballs.
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The man who risk his--
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill
Our house with happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you,
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Ohh.
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Well?
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Well, what do you think?
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Mom, you look hot.
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Thank you, honey.
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Harriette, you'll sweep carl
Right off his feet.
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Well, carl and I haven't had
A romantic dinner date
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Since the carter
Administration.
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Harriette!
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Harriette.
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Feast your ever-lovin'
Eyes on these.
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Tickets to le miz?
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Better.
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Janet jackson?
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M.C. Hammer?
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No.
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The black hawks
And the penguins!
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Hockey?
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Yeah!
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And look where
We're sitting--
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Right behind
The goalie.
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Great.
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We'll dodge pucks
All night.
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Yeah!
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Uh...
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You're not wearing
That, are you?
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No, I'll slip into
Something more comfortable...
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Like a helmet
And shinguards!
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Gee, thanks, babe.
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You won't regret it.
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You'll have
A great time,
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Especially when they start
Beating each other up!
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Hustle up, babe, okay?
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I'm married to the most
Wonderful woman in the world.
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[bell rings]
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Wait!
Don't give me a tardy!
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Hi, laura!
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Waaa!
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I pledge allegiance
To the flag
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Of the united states
Of amer--
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We only do that
When I hold the flag!
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Good morning,
Miss steuben.
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Good morning, steven.
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Miss steuben!
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Now, take your seat.
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Carefully.
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Hi, laura.
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Hi, steve.
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Alright, class.
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Today we're going to--
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Excuse me.
I need a moment.
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I'm all set, miss steuben.
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Teach me!
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Thank you.
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Oh. Alright.
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Countries...
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Cities...
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Neighborhoods.
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Now...
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All of these
Are built upon
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Smaller social units,
Like the family.
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Ohh! Ohhh!
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Yes, yes,
Yes, steven.
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Actually, miss steuben,
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Current geopolitical constructs
Are much more complex
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Than your simplistic
Concentric circle model
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Would have us believe.
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Fengler's point--
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My point is
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That the family
Is the center
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For all
Social interaction.
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Ahem.
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And the foundation
For most families
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Is marriage, so...
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Oh...
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For the next...
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Two weeks,
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The class will be
Paired off
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Into
Married couples.
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You'll all
Have to figure out
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How to live
On a budget.
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You will make
Decisions about jobs,
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Homes, children.
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And each of you
Will grade your partner.
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Do we get to pick
Who we marry?
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Write down your
Top three choices.
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I'll try and pair
Everyone up.
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The names of
The happy couples
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Will be posted
Tomorrow.
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Heh heh heh.
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Heh heh heh.
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Hee hee hee.
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Hee hee hee.
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Whoo hee whoo hee.
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Steven, you cannot put
The same name three times.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Hi, honey.
How's your head?
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How do you think?
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I got hit
By a hockey puck.
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That was a great stop.
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You deserved
That standing ovation.
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Oh, carl,
I called chez josephine's,
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And we're confirmed
For 8:00 tonight.
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Oh. Oh, babe,
I'm sorry.
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I meant to call you.
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There's been a little
Change in plans.
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Now what?
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You remember joe hitchborn,
Traffic control?
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Shy guy,
Couldn't get a date?
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Yeah?
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They switched him
To hooker patrol.
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He's getting married
This weekend.
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Oh, my lord. Just picture
The bridesmaids.
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The guys decided
To throw him a bachelor party.
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Mind if I go?
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It's up to you,
Carl.
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Thanks, babe.
You are the best.
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Don't wait up.
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Harriette, how could you let
Carl get away with that?
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What was I
Supposed to do,
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Beg him to take me
To dinner?
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Carl is my son,
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And in my eyes,
He can do no wrong.
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But he's
Your husband.
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You should have
Knocked him
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Into the middle
Of next week.
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Look, I'd like carl
To be more romantic,
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But I can't force it
Out of him.
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You know, he used
To send me flowers
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For no reason at all,
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And he'd leave me funny little
Notes around the house.
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He'd even call me
Four times a day
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Just to say
He loved me.
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He doesn't do
Those things anymore.
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Well, harriette, doesn't
That make you angry?
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No.
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It makes me scared.
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Look who you got.
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Eddie, eddie!
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Laura, I got him!
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For the next
Two weeks,
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I am mrs. Mark healy. Yes!
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Who did I get,
Derek or jeff?
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I was so excited
I forgot to look.
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Spread out! Spread out!
Spread out!
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Give my wife some air!
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Mommy.
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Yes,
Sweetie?
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I'm glad
Uncle carl is back.
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He didn't
Go anywhere.
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Yes, he did.
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Aunt harriette said that
He was in the dog house.
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Laura, I called rachel's
Place two hours ago.
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Where have you been?
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Just walking.
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Well, sit down.
You almost missed dinner.
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[humming
Here comes the bride]
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Very funny.
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What's the matter?
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Lose your sense of humor,
Mrs. Urkel?
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Eddie, is that your face,
Or did your neck throw up?
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Now children,
No fighting at the table.
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Hi, honey.
I'm home!
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Laura, my little
Nuptial nymph,
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You're eager to begin
Our life together,
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But I must have a word
With your father.
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What is it, steve?
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Well, carl,
Call me old-fashioned,
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But before I marry laura,
I'd like your blessing.
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Well, steve,
I appreciate that,
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00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,080
But I wouldn't
Stand in your way
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If you two are
Really really in love.
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Dad!
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You won't
Be sorry, sir.
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We urkels
Are a fine family
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With a proud name.
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You know that in kenya,
Urkel means a benign cyst
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On the foreleg
Of a wildebeest?
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00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,156
Are you ready for dessert,
My crepe suzette?
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00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:09,429
Steve, I'm full. You cooked
Seven meals for me today.
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It would have
Been eight,
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But I didn't like the smell
Of that sushi.
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I finished
The housework.
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Deep in your fridge,
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I found a fascinating
Mold specimen
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Thriving on an ancient
Cheese wheel.
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Go home.
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Not yet.
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This is our last night
Of wedded bliss.
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Yeah. I've been
Blowing up balloons.
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[strangers in
The night plays]
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What are you doing?
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Setting the mood,
My darling.
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For two wonderful weeks,
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You and I have pretended
To be man and wife.
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Now, on this,
Our last night,
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We can make each other's
Dreams come true...
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With a kiss.
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00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,225
Steve, did you eat
That moldy cheese?
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Don't hold back.
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Let yourself go.
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Do what you feel.
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Ooh! I felt
The earth move.
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Steve, we're supposed to grade
Each other on this assignment,
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And right now you're staring
Down the barrel of an "F."
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One kiss.
A peck on the cheek.
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A momentary
Osculation.
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I have a headache.
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I thought you might say that,
So I came prepared.
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Aspirin, baby.
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Steve,
I want a divorce.
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00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,442
Go home to your mother.
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00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,346
My manly ardor
Has frightened you.
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00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,255
That's okay. It
Won't happen again.
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00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:18,691
I'm prepared to wait
Forever if need be.
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00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,727
I hope you'll
Accept this gift
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As a memento of our
Two glorious weeks.
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00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,636
Steve, this is
Really beautiful.
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1/3 karat diamond
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00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,975
With 1/10 the sparkle
Of your lovely eyes.
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00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,747
This is real? Where did you
Get the money?
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00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,015
From my
Stay-away fund.
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00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,816
Every year, my relatives
Send money
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00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,053
In hope that I
Won't visit them.
265
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,357
Steve,
I can't accept this.
266
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,791
It's too expensive.
267
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,426
But my
Little baguette,
268
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:56,029
It was a mere $800.
269
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:59,632
$800? Are you
Out of your mind?
270
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,234
This is
A school assignment.
271
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,636
It's pretend.
We're not married.
272
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,638
We're not
Even dating,
273
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,540
And we never
Will be.
274
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,575
But I thought
You'd like--
275
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,678
What I'd like is for you
To leave me alone.
276
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:26,893
Laura, I know
I'm not worthy of you,
277
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,896
But I just can't
Help loving you.
278
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,299
It's like wanting
To touch a star.
279
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,467
You know you'll
Never reach it,
280
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,237
But you've just
Got to keep trying.
281
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,478
Steve,
282
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:49,182
Why do you always
Say things like that?
283
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,219
These last two weeks
Have been wonderful for me.
284
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,522
It's the closest I'll ever get
To marrying you.
285
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,291
That's why I wanted you
To have this.
286
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:02,029
No strings attached.
Just the one to my heart.
287
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:17,977
Busy, mom?
288
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:21,648
No. Just pruning
Your father...
289
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,350
Fern.
290
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,852
Something
On your mind?
291
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,187
Yeah. Steve.
292
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,955
He did a good job
On my oven.
293
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,791
Tell him we're
Out of easy-off.
294
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,626
I can't.
295
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,495
He just went home.
296
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,632
Mom, I think
I hurt steve's feelings.
297
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,902
What happened?
298
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,704
He's smothering me.
299
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,973
He sent me
A roomful of roses.
300
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,675
He calls me every hour.
301
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,477
He waits on me
Hand and foot.
302
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,846
A person can only take
So much devotion.
303
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,183
You don't know
How lucky you are.
304
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,585
Steve may not be
Your dream man,
305
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:02,055
But it's wonderful when somebody
Loves you that much.
306
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,494
Mom, he sent me
An 8-foot giraffe.
307
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,232
It's not funny.
308
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,936
I'm sorry, honey.
309
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,606
But you got to
Admit one thing--
310
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:23,009
Steve sure never
Takes you for granted.
311
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,677
I wish he would.
312
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,779
I'm all urkeled out.
313
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,216
Well...
314
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,251
Steve is a pest.
315
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,220
No question about that.
316
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,188
But he adores you, laura,
317
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,889
And he shows it.
318
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:40,293
Being romantic is a good quality
For a husband to have.
319
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:56,276
Mark healy is selfish,
Conceited, and inconsiderate.
320
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,779
He cheated on me
321
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:03,383
With
An older woman.
322
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,652
I caught him at the movies
With a ninth grader,
323
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,356
So I divorced him.
324
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,259
Mark, I give you
An f-minus.
325
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,264
Well...
326
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:20,733
We've learned that
Not everyone is compatible.
327
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,669
But I'm glad to see
Maxine and mark
328
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:25,872
Have resolved their
Differences maturely.
329
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,743
Jerk!
330
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,145
Dweeb!
331
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:37,950
Alright. Let's move on
To our last couple.
332
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:41,554
Oh. Steven,
You may begin.
333
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,696
Obviously, laura
Was the perfect wife,
334
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:53,132
Brilliant mother,
Helpmate, and manager.
335
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,434
I'll always be proud
336
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:55,902
She was the first
Mrs. Urkel.
337
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,174
She's an "A"
All the way.
338
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,377
Thank you.
339
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:08,215
Laura, your grade
For steven.
340
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,789
Well...
341
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:23,263
Steve is incredibly
Annoying and a pest.
342
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:26,633
Well, you just want to
Slap him all the time.
343
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:35,742
But he's also
Hard-working and caring.
344
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,779
He really tried
To make me happy.
345
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:40,980
He was a good husband.
346
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,250
I gave him an "A+."
347
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,321
Snookums!
348
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,824
You do love me.
349
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,563
What have I done?
350
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:05,738
Hi, hon.
351
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,976
Do I know you?
352
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,712
Okay.
353
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,381
I deserve that.
354
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,717
Harriette, last night...
355
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:22,555
Well, I overheard
You talking to laura.
356
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:25,057
And what you said to her,
357
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,158
It made me realize
358
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,995
That I've been acting
Like a jerk,
359
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,764
An idiot, a fool,
An ignoramus.
360
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,501
Stop me whenever
You like, harriette.
361
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,438
Oh, no,
You're doing fine.
362
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:44,210
Harriette, you are
The most important person
363
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,279
In the world to me,
364
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,481
And you always will be.
365
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:51,784
I thank god everyday
That we're together.
366
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,654
But now it's time I start
Thanking you.
367
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,828
I want you to put on
That beautiful new dress
368
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:05,865
Because we have an 8:00
Reservation at chez josephine's.
369
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:09,168
And, sweetheart,
When you walk in there,
370
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,471
I'd like you to wear this.
371
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,475
Oh, carl.
372
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:20,547
It's a little
"I love you" present.
373
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,683
Oh, carl.
374
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,285
Thank you.
It's beautiful.
375
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,522
But, sweetheart,
376
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:32,525
Not as beautiful as you.
377
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,298
Ooh. Sparkle city!
378
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:45,338
I know I shouldn't ask,
But how much?
379
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:48,040
Well, I got a good deal.
380
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,643
I bought it off urkel.
381
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:54,280
He tried to bargain,
382
00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,048
But the kid
Was overmatched.
383
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:59,452
He caved in at 1,000.
384
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:03,490
Ooh, carl,
That's way too much.
385
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,992
But he threw in a little
Something extra.
386
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:14,367
[strangers in
The night plays]
387
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:34,454
Worth every penny.
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