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♪
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[chuckles]
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You again.
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["Rockin' Around
the Christmas Tree" playing]
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It seems my attempts to kill you
have only made you stronger.
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Oh, hey.
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-Is that Grandpa's?
-It is.
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Ronee sent over a box of Dad's
old Christmas decorations.
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I know.
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Where's a package thief
when you need one?
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Aw, come on, he's fun.
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Plus, this little guy taught me
it's okay for men to dance.
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You doing all right?
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Yeah, I'm just sitting here
thinking.
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I used to hate Dad's
Christmas decorations and now
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even this old Rudolph wreath
is making me sentimental.
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Aw. Want me to hang it up?
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I said I was wistful,
not insane.
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I loved those Christmases
in Seattle.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Now we're all scattered about.
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I miss those times.
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Yeah, maybe I should have
gotten a tree this year.
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It just didn't seem right.
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Huh.
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-What?
-Hmm.
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Just, uh, had an idea
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-for a cool gift for you.
-Mm.
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Something that could bring you
back to those days.
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If it's a La-Z-Boy
or a Jack Russell, don't bother.
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Still, I'm worried
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it's gonna feel kind of empty
around here this year.
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Well, why don't we...
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invite a few people over
for Christmas Eve.
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I mean, it's kind of
last minute, but,
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fortunately,
most of my friends are losers.
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So are mine.
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Yeah, plus, it doesn't
have to be some big,
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formal, elegant thing.
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Some big, formal,
elegant thing.
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-No, no, no.
-Yes, yes, yes.
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We could have a giant banquet
and some music, carols...
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...a dress code!
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Dad, do you think you're maybe
getting a little nuts
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about this party idea as a way
of avoiding
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your feelings of grief
about Grandpa?
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I think my best response to that
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is a three-word phrase
that's often used
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in psychiatric circles.
The first word is "No,"
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the third word is...
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"Sherlock."
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It's two days away.
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Y-You don't have time
to plan a big, fancy thing.
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It'll be a disaster.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, no, you're probably right.
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We'll keep it simple.
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[bell ringing]
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Hear ye, hear ye!
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You are officially invited
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to the Crane Christmas Soiree
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at the Frasier Crane residence
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this 24th of December
at 5:00 p.m.
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Dad, didn't we say no to this,
like, 40 minutes ago?
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And where'd you get a scroll?
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Hear ye, hear ye!
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Um,
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so I don't think
I'm gonna make it
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to your dad's party tonight.
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Oh, no. You sure?
There's gonna be mulled wine.
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It's like sangria you left
in your car on a hot day.
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Uh, it's just...
it's our first Christmas
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since Adam and all, and, uh,
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I don't want
to bring everyone down.
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We're talking about people
who are available
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on a day's notice
for a Christmas Eve party.
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Bring 'em down to where?
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I-I get it. I miss him, too.
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-You gonna be okay?
-Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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Just going to put John to bed,
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and I have
a Hallmark movie lined up.
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It's really on the nose,
even by Hallmark standards.
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It's called
A Christmas for the Holidays.
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Want me to check in on you?
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No, no, no. I don't
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want you to have
to miss your dad's party.
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Eve, please.
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I think I can handle helping
two people in one night.
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After all, I, uh...
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do make my living as a hero.
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Mm, you were so close
to being sweet,
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and then, bam,
you douched it up.
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Yeah, well...
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Thank you.
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Hero.
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[phone vibrates]
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Oh, sorry, Dad. I was
hoping your gift would be
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here in time for the party,
but doesn't look like it will.
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Oh, please.
We have fine wine, champagne,
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homemade eggnog,
the Brandenburg String Quartet,
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a Christmas goose
from Elysian Farms and...
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my son.
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Everything's perfect.
Assuming you are going to
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change out of those rags.
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Feliz Navidad, fam.
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And a half a belated happy
Hanukkah to you, Freddy.
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Thank you very much, David.
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My dad told me your flight
got delayed till tomorrow.
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That's all right. Now I get
to see your dad's reaction.
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My reaction to what?
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You intended to order 24 chairs
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and one Christmas tree, right?
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Yes...
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[gasps]
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Oh, holy night.
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Okay, well, the Christmas
side of me loves it.
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The firefighter side
of me is thinking,
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"Oh, this building's gonna
make the local news tonight."
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I was in such
a hurry when I ordered,
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I must have
transposed the numbers.
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-It's okay, Dad.
-It's not okay.
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It's a Sylvan Nightmare.
There's nowhere to mingle.
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There's nowhere to jingle.
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What about my sit-down dinner?
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Well, maybe we make it a buffet.
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Perfect.
Christmas at the Sizzler.
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And where are
the flowers I ordered?
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FLORIST:
I'm the florist.
The flowers are back here.
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Dad, you don't have to worry.
I'll take care of all this.
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Just focus on the big picture.
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I'm trying, but I can't see
the florist for the trees.
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Oh, Frederick.
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Well, this does
look much better.
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But I fear there may be
more troubles that lie ahead.
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One might say we're
not out of the woods yet.
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Or you might not. I'll
check on the hors d'oeuvres.
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You see, just as Scrooge
was visited by three ghosts,
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I fear that because
of my hurried planning,
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we may be visited
by a trio of mishaps.
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Uh, wait.
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So you think
you made two other mistakes
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-besides this tree thing?
-No, no, no, no.
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The trees are just Marley
warning us of what's to come.
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Stay by my side tonight.
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Yeah, don't worry, Dad.
I'll-I'll be here.
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I'll keep you from
Frasiering all over everything.
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I have asked you not
to use my name as a verb.
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I...
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[knocking on door]
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-Welcome.
-FRASIER [laughing]: Oh!
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-May I take your coats?
-Yes, please.
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Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
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Thank you for coming.
Please, come in.
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Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Business doesn't stop
for the holidays.
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Really? Business stopped for me
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the Wednesday
before Thanksgiving.
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So, um,
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how does this work, Frasier?
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Do I just tag the one I want
and you tie it to my car?
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Okay. Sent.
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I cannot stay long. I'm sorry.
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[chuckles] Thank you.
Evaluations are due tonight.
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But evaluations
were due yesterday.
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Oh, yeah, but then
I evaluate the evaluations,
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and then the dean evaluates my
evaluation of the evaluations.
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It's, it's a lot, but that's
the thrill of bureaucracy.
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-[knocking on door]
-Oh.
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-Hey.
-[laughs]
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-Hey, buddy, merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas...
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You a big party guy, sir?
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Oh, not so much, no.
I find chitchat between people
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a bit tedious, you know?
Like, um...
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now, for instance.
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I totally understand.
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Perhaps there's something
we could do to spice up
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our social interactions.
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I'm barely listening, but go on.
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For example,
what if we try to slip
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the names of all nine reindeer
into casual conversation
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without anyone noticing?
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That's the most idiotic
and pointless idea.
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I'm slowly warming to it.
It's brilliant and I'm in.
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Ah, Professor Roupel.
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And who is this "Vixen"?
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[chuckles]
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[mouths]
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Hey, I know
you said you were fine,
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and by the looks of it,
you totally are,
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but I thought you might
still like some cookies.
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So...
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You doing okay on your own?
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[crying]:
Yeah.
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Okay, well, I'm convinced.
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But, just out of my own
peace of mind,
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I'm going to find you
some company.
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-Huh? Be right back.
-Oh, no, you don't have to.
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Can you bring more cookies?
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Yeah.
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-Dips?
-What?
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-Maybe a protein?
-Okay.
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[door closes]
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Hello, men.
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-Talking about the Patriots?
-No.
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My brother's in
the Peace Corps and there's
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-political unrest--
-Can you believe their defense?
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They're always "Blitzen,"
am I right?
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Two.
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Hey, guys, I got
to be here for my dad,
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but would you mind keeping
Eve company for a bit?
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She's feeling a little down.
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Sure, we just got here,
but I've had enough.
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-Look who I found.
-Hey, merry Christmas.
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Oh, my God. Merry Christmas.
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-Aw, how you doing, kid?
-Hi.
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Thank you for bringing
the guys over.
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Take a seat, take a seat.
I feel so bad.
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It's not festive in here.
I don't even have a tree.
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Be right back again.
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So, what are you watching?
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Oh, uh, it's a TV movie
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about a big city businesswoman
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who gets stuck in
a small town for the holidays.
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Oh, she just met the town's
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-only ambulance driver.
-Oh.
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WOMAN:
Sorry, I have to go.
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Santa's not the only one
with a deadline tonight.
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MAN: Hey, you can't
work all the time.
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It's Christmas.
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They're total opposites.
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There's no way
this will work out.
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WOMAN: Yes, but my client
is expecting me.
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MAN:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.
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You know what I like
most about this snowman?
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He's not in a hurry
to get anywhere.
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Come on. He's wearing flannel,
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she's in a business suit.
There's just no way.
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Freddy.
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Freddy. Freddy, where are you?
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-Right here, Dad.
-Oh, gosh.
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Our first ghost has appeared.
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In my haste,
I over-whisked the eggnog.
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So, what, it's a little thick?
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If you don't see
this as a disaster,
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the eggnog is not the only
thing that's a little thick.
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Dad, everyone's
having a good time.
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The party isn't ruined.
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Just put enough brandy in it,
no one will notice.
251
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,338
Thank you, thank you.
252
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:46,080
Your calmness has, has given me
some measure of relief.
253
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,560
I-I reached out to your Uncle
Niles and this is what he wrote.
254
00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:49,910
"Twas the night before Christmas
255
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,433
"and all through the house,
not a creature
256
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,609
"was stirring except Frasier
who went overboard
257
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,829
and ruined the eggnog."
258
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:58,092
No, I-I would love to date more.
259
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,834
I-I just, I have a hard time
meeting people outside of work.
260
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:03,097
So you've yet to be struck by...
261
00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:05,229
"Cupid's" arrow?
262
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,624
Tortured way
of putting it, but sure.
263
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,366
That's three.
264
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,412
Am I drinking flan?
265
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,290
ALL:
Drink!
266
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,813
[laughter]
267
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:27,077
Oh, my gosh.
Freddy, thank you.
268
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,731
Uh, um, we're playing a game.
269
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:31,168
Every time you see a Christmas
cliché, you have to drink.
270
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,735
WOMAN: These are just
like the ginger snaps
271
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:33,910
I had as a little girl.
272
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,130
Wistful childhood memory. Drink.
273
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,959
-ALL: Drink!
-MAN 2: A little help, Sharon.
274
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,309
Bumbling dad tangled
in Christmas lights.
275
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,311
ALL:
Drink!
276
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:45,313
Isn't this
just constant drinking?
277
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:46,618
Congratulations, Freddy.
278
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,272
You figured out the point
of drinking games.
279
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:49,839
Look at you,
280
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,885
out of your blanket.
Feeling any better?
281
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:54,322
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm actually having fun.
282
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:57,455
It's too bad, though, that
we're almost out of the booze.
283
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,501
Say no more. My dad has,
284
00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:01,982
like, $1,000-worth
of champagne over there.
285
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,505
Oh, how much
champagne did he get?
286
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:04,985
Two bottles.
287
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,988
WOMAN:
It's snowing.
288
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,816
Snowfall right before
a kiss in the woods.
289
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:12,079
ALL:
Drink!
290
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:16,170
Are there more movies like this,
or is this the only one?
291
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:21,349
Freddy, we've had
our second haunting.
292
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:24,178
Oh, cool, you're sticking
with that metaphor.
293
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,788
Got a major problem
with the quartet.
294
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,748
[string music
playing out of tune]
295
00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:33,448
I don't know,
I'd say it's more of a...
296
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,406
-minor problem.
-Freddy!
297
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,844
I did not hire
the Brandenburg String Quartet,
298
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,628
I hired the Brandenburg
Elementary School
299
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:40,977
-String Quartet.
-Dad,
300
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,762
don't panic.
I'll take care of the kids.
301
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,720
You just try and relax.
Have some fun.
302
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,375
Dev. Louise. Ah, welcome.
303
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:48,811
-How are you?
-Sorry we're late.
304
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,813
We just came
from a charity event.
305
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,336
Really? Which one?
306
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,121
Save the Trees.
307
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,300
How about some champagne?
308
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,739
Well, it's already all gone.
309
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,959
Uh, Freddy? Freddy.
310
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,570
Oh, goodness.
I wonder where it all went.
311
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:10,441
Glug, glug, glug.
[chuckles]
312
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,749
Oh, hey, Smokey.
You here for my dad's party?
313
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,838
Oh, God, no, no, no, no.
Not my scene.
314
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:18,058
Moose just texted
they're all at Eve's.
315
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,843
What are you up to?
Oh, just running back and forth,
316
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,584
trying to keep
two sad people happy.
317
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:23,846
Been there.
318
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,761
[phone rings]
319
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,241
Oh, I got to take this.
320
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,982
It's about my dad's gift.
Would you give those to Eve?
321
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:31,158
-Sure.
-Thank you.
322
00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:33,725
Smokey, you're here
for my party?
323
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:37,207
-Uh... oh...
-And you brought some champagne.
324
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,340
The same brand of high-end
champagne we just ran out of.
325
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:42,169
My God, it's a Christmas
miracle. Come on in.
326
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:45,912
This is a party?
327
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,784
Well, it's a little
slow right now, but...
328
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,091
alcohol will help.
329
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,919
Mm-hmm.
330
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:55,443
-[kids giggling]
-Oh!
331
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,837
Oh, I'm sorry, Louise, uh...
332
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,317
My son Frederick said
he would be minding them.
333
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:01,579
Uh, Frederick?
334
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,103
-Freddy!
-And you can take that
335
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:07,324
to the bank, or my name's
not Alan "Prancer" Cornwall.
336
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,938
I'm worried
our game is too easy.
337
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:15,463
I know. What if
we get other people to say
338
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,944
the remaining reindeer names
without realizing?
339
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,684
Oh, now that sounds impossible.
340
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:22,949
Alan, I wanted to tell you what
happened at the haberdasher.
341
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:26,169
I was being suited like
I was Rudolph Valentino.
342
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:29,346
Why? Because of the new comet
exhibit at the Harvard...
343
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:32,088
Yes, yes, lovely story, Dev.
Lovely.
344
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,525
Thank you very much
for ruining our game.
345
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,310
[knocking on door]
346
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:37,702
Yes?
347
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,661
I have a Christmas goose
for Frasier Crane.
348
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,184
Oh, wonderful, wonderful.
349
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,186
Uh, listen, just, uh,
put it on the kitchen counter.
350
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,974
Now, you listen to me, you
little sugar-fueled rodents.
351
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:51,847
I need you to start behaving
in a professional manner.
352
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,718
I want you to stop playing
353
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,982
and start playing.
354
00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,855
[gasps]
355
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:04,991
Freddy? Freddy, come quick.
356
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:08,037
My goose is not cooked!
357
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:11,040
[playing out of tune]
358
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,183
[string music
playing out of tune]
359
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,228
♪
360
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,974
The time has come, goose.
361
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,976
I'm gonna do to you what those
kids have been doing
362
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,761
to Tchaikovsky out there.
363
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,415
I'll grab some more beers.
364
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,069
-Oh, oh.
-Oh, God, excuse me.
365
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,375
-Oh, sorry.
-Sorry, my fault.
366
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,681
Hey, you're Dr. Crane's boss.
367
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,118
Oh, yes. Olivia.
368
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,294
And-and you're Freddy's
work colleague.
369
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,644
Bernard, but
everyone calls me Moose.
370
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,559
Oh, right, like the dessert.
371
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:52,908
Yeah, exactly.
372
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,692
Well, it's, uh, nice to see you,
373
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,346
Bernard, but I-I have to go.
374
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:59,262
Santa's not the only one
with a deadline tonight.
375
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,659
Hey.
376
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,704
You can't work all the time.
377
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,141
It's Christmas.
378
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,621
Well, yeah, but
the dean is expecting me to...
379
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,797
Whoa, slow down.
380
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:15,017
You know what I like most
about this snowman?
381
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,587
He's not in a hurry
to get anywhere.
382
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:22,198
-What?
-Come on. Stay for a drink.
383
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,635
Ah, what the heck?
384
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,813
I'm in the movie.
385
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,643
[playing out of tune]
386
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,040
That's it. I'm out.
387
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,130
I would have hated this
even if they played good.
388
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,482
I'm going to
the party across the hall.
389
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:48,877
There's another party?
390
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,797
We could finish our game
at the other party,
391
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,277
but the right
thing to do is stay.
392
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,106
No, I-I can't hear you over
the playing, I'm afraid.
393
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,325
Can you say this
all again over here?
394
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,196
Oh, uh, yes.
The, uh, we could...
395
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,199
No, no, no, no, no.
I still can't hear you.
396
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,940
-This way, this way.
-Yes, but... No.
397
00:17:08,983 --> 00:17:10,724
-But the right...
-No, no, no, this way.
398
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:13,031
The right thing to...
399
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:15,643
[phone rings]
400
00:17:15,685 --> 00:17:17,426
Niles. Merry Christmas.
401
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,907
Yes. Yes, David is here. Yes.
402
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,387
Well, I'm sorry
to disappoint you,
403
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,912
but the Christmas party
is a big hit.
404
00:17:23,954 --> 00:17:26,435
I'm staring
at a fabulous Christmas goose
405
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,221
e'en as we speak.
406
00:17:28,263 --> 00:17:31,746
-Oh, yes, it's very fresh.
-[honks]
407
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,705
That's, uh, the Christmas
clown is here. Got to go.
408
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:37,012
Merry Christmas.
409
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:41,060
Freddy. Freddy!
410
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,675
So, everyone's left the party.
411
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,071
I'm...
412
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,336
I'm all alone.
413
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,816
On Christmas.
414
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,386
My son, who swore
he'd stay by my side,
415
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,823
has abandoned me.
416
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:10,219
[violin playing "O Tannenbaum"]
417
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,533
Oh, sure, now you can play.
418
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,012
All right. All right, then.
419
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:24,103
Um, what's your fourth
favorite Elton John song?
420
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,843
I don't know, "Tiny Dancer."
421
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,150
BOTH:
"Dancer."
422
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,761
All right, last one.
Our hardest one yet.
423
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,154
I don't know if we can do it.
424
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,895
Oh, David.
No, we mustn't give up.
425
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:37,159
And I refuse to get to know
these people better.
426
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:40,815
That's great. My dad's
going to be so excited.
427
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:43,209
Thanks. Yes!
428
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:46,734
[music and lively chatter
nearby]
429
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,175
-ALL: Hey!
-FREDDY: No, no, no.
430
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,003
What is going on? You're not
supposed to be having fun.
431
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:57,005
You're supposed to be
over at my dad's party.
432
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,399
Merry Christmas.
Thank you for coming.
433
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,140
Off you go, then.
434
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,359
Here's hoping that Santa Claus
435
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:06,145
brings you the gift of rhythm.
436
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:10,975
[music playing faintly]
437
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,812
No, I'm serious, guys.
You got to get
438
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,771
back over there before...
439
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:26,382
Is this...?
440
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,384
That's my Christmas tree.
441
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,777
That's my champagne.
442
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,257
My guests.
443
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,607
FREDDY: Yeah, things
might have got a little
444
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,261
-out of hand.
-Yes, they certainly did.
445
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,088
You know, Crane parties have
always had
446
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,699
their little setbacks.
A dead seal,
447
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:40,614
a bird on the head,
448
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:42,398
a bed through the ceiling.
449
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,183
A corpse.
450
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:48,056
But never has a party of mine
snuck across the hall
451
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:50,145
and gone to another party
without me.
452
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,409
Never in the history of
parties has there been one
453
00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:57,196
with so much betrayal
since the Donner party.
454
00:19:57,848 --> 00:20:00,199
BOTH:
"Donner!"
455
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,635
Dad!
456
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,332
Dad, I'm sorry.
457
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:04,986
It's unbelievable.
458
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,901
I really needed you tonight,
459
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,295
-and I got this.
-I know.
460
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,253
I know, and I'm sorry,
it's just...
461
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,299
I was trying to help
Eve out, too, and then
462
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,083
I stepped outside to take care
of your gift, which should
463
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,650
-be here any minute.
-Who cares about some
464
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,913
-silly gift?
-It's not silly, it's...
465
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:22,308
Dad, I know you wanted
a big party tonight, but...
466
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:26,094
I think this-this gift might be
what you need even more.
467
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,837
What I need right now
is a little space.
468
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,492
You go back to your party.
469
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,755
Dad, I... [sighs]
470
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,863
[sucks teeth]
471
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,278
[sighs]
472
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,980
Dad, I really miss you.
473
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:29,288
["Rockin' Around
the Christmas Tree" playing]
474
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,333
[music slows, stops]
475
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:40,951
[phone vibrates]
476
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:46,087
"Your gift is at the door."
477
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:58,055
-Roz!
-Hi.
478
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,632
You look like crap.
479
00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:12,287
What are you doing here?
480
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,463
Well, I got a call from
Freddy a couple of days ago,
481
00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:16,117
and he said you were down
482
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,206
and that you could really stand
to see an old friend.
483
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:19,642
Gosh.
484
00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:21,688
He's a good kid, huh?
485
00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:23,298
Yeah, he is.
486
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,561
-Can I get you a drink?
-Yeah, I would love one.
487
00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:27,824
-[glass breaks]
-[goose honks]
488
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:32,394
-Can I take you to a bar?
-Yeah. [chuckles]
489
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,397
How's your father doing?
490
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,965
Mm. He's with Roz now,
so he'll be fine.
491
00:22:38,008 --> 00:22:40,576
So, no need to keep
tidying up out of guilt then.
492
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:42,839
There you are.
493
00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:46,843
Well, thank you
494
00:22:46,887 --> 00:22:49,106
for taking care of me
and your dad.
495
00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:51,935
Neither of us would have
made it if it wasn't for you.
496
00:22:51,979 --> 00:22:55,461
You know what you're
making me sound like, right?
497
00:22:55,504 --> 00:22:57,767
A hero.
498
00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:01,423
It's nothing.
499
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:03,469
You guys are both going
through a tough time.
500
00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:05,601
What about you?
501
00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:07,168
What do you mean?
502
00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:10,824
Well, yeah, your dad and I
each lost people we loved,
503
00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:13,392
but you lost
both of those people.
504
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:16,177
I'm okay.
505
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:17,439
Are you sure?
506
00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:20,703
I mean, we all have
our own ways of coping.
507
00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:22,270
Maybe yours is running around,
508
00:23:22,313 --> 00:23:24,054
trying to make
everyone else happy
509
00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:27,231
so that you don't have
to think about how you feel.
510
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,497
Maybe.
511
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:34,369
Okay, well,
512
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:38,199
just know that we are both here
if you ever need us.
513
00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:40,810
Thanks.
514
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,335
Matter of fact,
515
00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:46,512
there is something
I could use your help with.
516
00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:49,079
Oh, sounds like you need...
517
00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:52,431
...a hero.
518
00:23:53,693 --> 00:23:56,217
Yeah, see, I'm not hearing
the problem. You sound cool.
519
00:23:57,740 --> 00:23:59,002
Pardon my presumption,
520
00:23:59,046 --> 00:24:00,526
but I'd say your sister engages
521
00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:01,962
with you antagonistically
522
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:04,399
'cause she's jealous of you.
523
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,096
Yes, exactly.
524
00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:08,751
It's got to be hard for you,
you know, being the pretty one.
525
00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:12,233
It is. Mm-hmm.
526
00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:14,714
Oh, I wish I could
stand here and listen to you
527
00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:17,891
keep bashing my sister, but
I have to get back to work.
528
00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:20,110
I think I left my planner
across the hall.
529
00:24:20,154 --> 00:24:22,983
Well, I'll walk you over.
It's a sketchy hallway.
530
00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:29,685
Well, I had a lot of fun.
531
00:24:29,729 --> 00:24:32,688
As did I.
Most fun I've ever had sober.
532
00:24:32,732 --> 00:24:34,385
You've had six whiskeys.
533
00:24:34,429 --> 00:24:36,387
British sober.
534
00:24:36,431 --> 00:24:38,825
Well, then, uh, Merry Christmas.
535
00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:41,088
Merry Christmas to you.
536
00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:45,484
-Or...
-"Twelve Days of Christmas"?
537
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:48,617
Louise, my turtledove,
how are you?
538
00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:54,797
Ooh, I can't see
anything in here.
539
00:24:55,668 --> 00:24:58,540
Oh. Uh... oh.
540
00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:00,760
There it is.
[laughs]
541
00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:03,806
Wow.
542
00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:05,373
These lights are beautiful.
543
00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:07,418
This is almost perfect.
544
00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:08,768
Almost?
545
00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:10,552
Well, we're in the woods.
It's Christmas Eve.
546
00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:12,989
There should be snow.
That's all.
547
00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:15,035
Oh.
548
00:25:23,478 --> 00:25:25,785
-Close enough?
-Close enough.
549
00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:33,009
Um, I hate to ruin
such a perfect moment,
550
00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:35,272
but I just realized
there's a really important
551
00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:37,623
phone number on that paper.
552
00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:46,109
-Here's to old friends.
-Mm.
553
00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:49,286
And to those who are
no longer with us.
554
00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:51,550
To Martin.
555
00:25:55,815 --> 00:25:58,295
He was one of the greats.
556
00:25:58,339 --> 00:25:59,775
Yeah.
557
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:02,561
He always treated me
just like one of his own kids.
558
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:05,781
He treated his own kids like
they were from another planet.
559
00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:08,523
I miss him.
560
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,786
I miss him, too.
561
00:26:13,528 --> 00:26:15,312
You know,
the only thing I regret is
562
00:26:15,356 --> 00:26:17,706
that he didn't have a chance
to see me reconnect with Freddy.
563
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:21,580
To see how I'm trying to be
the kind of father he was.
564
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:24,060
I'd like to think
he'd be proud of me.
565
00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:26,106
Are you kidding?
[scoffs]
566
00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:28,412
He's so proud of you.
567
00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:30,763
He's always been proud of you.
568
00:26:30,806 --> 00:26:32,721
I bet he's up there right now
569
00:26:32,765 --> 00:26:35,637
smiling ear to ear, watching
the two of you together,
570
00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:39,119
laughing his ass off
at how stupid your party went.
571
00:26:40,076 --> 00:26:42,601
-That's a nice thought. Mostly.
-[chuckles]
572
00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:45,734
So, how's little Alice?
573
00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:47,431
She's good. She's good.
574
00:26:47,475 --> 00:26:50,957
She's been dating the same guy
for, like, four years.
575
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,742
You know how many boyfriends
I could have had in that time?
576
00:26:53,786 --> 00:26:56,615
-You've raised an underachiever.
-Yeah.
577
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:58,529
She's actually spending
Christmas with his family
578
00:26:58,573 --> 00:27:00,357
-this year.
-Ah!
579
00:27:00,401 --> 00:27:03,230
So you've been abandoned
by your child, as well.
580
00:27:04,013 --> 00:27:05,928
Oh, boy.
What happened with Freddy?
581
00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:07,843
Well, we were supposed
to spend the evening together.
582
00:27:07,887 --> 00:27:11,412
He went over and spent time
with his friend Eve instead.
583
00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:15,503
Oh, a little holiday romance?
584
00:27:15,546 --> 00:27:18,375
No, no, they're just friends.
585
00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:21,074
Eve's boyfriend died last year.
586
00:27:21,117 --> 00:27:23,903
He was also
Freddy's best friend.
587
00:27:23,946 --> 00:27:26,035
I'm sorry.
588
00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:27,950
You're mad at Freddy
589
00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:31,606
because he went to be with his
dead best friend's girlfriend
590
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,914
on her first Christmas
without him?
591
00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:43,444
-She also has a baby.
-Oh.
592
00:27:45,751 --> 00:27:47,404
Damn it, Frasier.
593
00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:50,277
Wow, I haven't
said that in a long time.
594
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,061
It feels good.
595
00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:53,367
You're right.
596
00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:56,849
He was just being there
for her, too, just...
597
00:27:56,892 --> 00:27:59,590
So what if he just missed
a couple of moments at my party?
598
00:27:59,634 --> 00:28:01,854
A few moments?
599
00:28:01,897 --> 00:28:04,421
You said he abandoned you.
600
00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:07,120
Emotionally, he did.
601
00:28:07,163 --> 00:28:09,078
-Damn it, Frasier.
-Oh.
602
00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:11,559
You're right. It's like a warm
hug from an old friend.
603
00:28:11,602 --> 00:28:13,474
[laughs]:
Yeah.
604
00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:17,260
You know...
[clears throat]
605
00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:19,001
I better get back there.
606
00:28:19,045 --> 00:28:20,786
He's probably still at Eve's.
I can apologize to him.
607
00:28:20,829 --> 00:28:22,091
You want to come along?
608
00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:23,919
Oh, what, a party
full of firefighters?
609
00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:26,139
I don't know,
I'm actually kind of busy.
610
00:28:26,182 --> 00:28:28,576
-Let's do this.
-Okay.
611
00:28:34,321 --> 00:28:36,976
[knocking]
612
00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:42,938
Oh, I guess everybody went home.
Uh...
613
00:28:42,982 --> 00:28:47,638
[music and lively chatter
nearby]
614
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:51,991
ALL:
Hey!
615
00:28:52,034 --> 00:28:54,950
-[overlapping greetings]
-Merry Christmas.
616
00:28:54,994 --> 00:28:56,038
Welcome! Hey, Roz.
617
00:28:56,082 --> 00:28:57,474
-Glad you could make it.
-Hi, Freddy.
618
00:28:57,518 --> 00:28:58,737
FRASIER: My goodness!
Merry Christmas.
619
00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,782
-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.
620
00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:02,392
Merry Christmas, Alan.
621
00:29:02,436 --> 00:29:04,090
-Merry Christmas, Frasier.
-Merry Christmas, as always.
622
00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:05,265
-Hi, Doc.
-Merry Christmas.
623
00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:06,483
Merry Christmas.
624
00:29:06,527 --> 00:29:08,964
-Hey, Dad.
-[chuckling]: Well,
625
00:29:09,008 --> 00:29:11,053
what is all this, huh?
626
00:29:11,097 --> 00:29:13,099
We, uh, wanted to give you
the Christmas you had in mind,
627
00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:14,970
so rounded up
a few extra chairs,
628
00:29:15,014 --> 00:29:18,321
called in a few favors,
and here we are.
629
00:29:18,365 --> 00:29:19,888
Thank you.
630
00:29:19,932 --> 00:29:23,326
And also I'd like to apologize
631
00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:25,546
for Frasiering
all over everything.
632
00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,504
[chuckles]
633
00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:28,941
Just want to give you
a good Christmas, Dad.
634
00:29:28,984 --> 00:29:32,205
You know, you're a lot
like your grandfather.
635
00:29:32,248 --> 00:29:35,774
You look after everybody else
before looking after yourself.
636
00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:39,821
But, uh, are you okay?
637
00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:41,518
I'm okay.
638
00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:44,086
And I know I can
come to you if I'm not.
639
00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:47,176
-Glad you're here.
-[both laugh]
640
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,830
Everyone, Merry Christmas!
641
00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:51,180
Thank you so much.
God bless you, everyone.
642
00:29:51,224 --> 00:29:52,529
My goodness.
643
00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:54,009
Now...
644
00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:56,490
how do you feel
about killing a goose?
645
00:30:06,369 --> 00:30:07,936
One, two, three.
646
00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:11,026
[playing "Tossed Salads and
Scrambled Eggs" out of tune]
647
00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:26,955
♪ But I don't know what♪
648
00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:31,481
♪ To do with those tossed
salads and scrambled eggs♪
649
00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:35,659
♪ Life's callin' again.♪
650
00:30:36,573 --> 00:30:38,314
Merry Christmas, everybody!
651
00:30:38,358 --> 00:30:39,881
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