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♪
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I heard the singing down
the hall. Whose birthday was it?
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Oh, I don't know.
I wasn't there.
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♪ Happy birthday...♪
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It's not my birthday.
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So, there was another
office gathering
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to which I was not invited?
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Well, yes, but think of all
the good you're doing.
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If not for you,
there wouldn't be an in-crowd.
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I can't believe
I'm having such a hard time
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fitting in at Harvard.
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Kind of hard to fall back
on the old line,
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"They're just intimidated
by your intellect."
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Don't take it personally.
You're still new.
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Besides, no one else we know
was at the party.
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Alan, there you are.
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There's ice cream, too?
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OLIVIA:
I was just delivered something
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that made me fly over here.
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ALAN:
Interesting,
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because I, too,
received something that, uh,
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would be a real
feather in my cap.
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So, if you got the flu...?
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It would be avian in nature.
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I'm gonna freak out
if I'm not included real soon.
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I got the golden plume.
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I, too, was plumed.
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[Alan and Olivia laugh]
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"You've been cordially invited
to attend
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"the Founders' Society mixer.
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Join the president and fellows
of Harvard University."
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What is this?
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It's no big deal. It's just
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an extremely selective group
of Harvard's brightest minds
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who help shape the
university's future. [laughing]
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I'm kidding,
it's a very big deal.
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ALAN:
I heard, in their cellar,
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they have a bottle of Scotch
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from Shackleton's
1917 expedition.
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[gasps] What I wouldn't give
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to have a piece of history
like that burn my esophagus.
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OLIVIA:
Every Harvard president
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started out as a member
of the Founders' Society.
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Oh, my sister's
gonna be so jealous.
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-[chuckles]
-[phone chimes]
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Text Monica. [clears throat]
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-"I'm about to be president."
-[phone chimes]
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"I'm about to be pregnant."
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Eh, she'll still
be jealous. Send.
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You know, this is
what's wrong with academia.
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Look at the two of you,
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acting like a couple
of giddy children
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because of an invitation for
some pretentious, elitist clique
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-that just had to...
-[gasps]
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I got a golden plume.
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We all got a plume.
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I've got a plume. Oh, my God.
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-[knock on door]
-Oh, there they are.
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-I'll get it.
-Thank you, Freddy.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
-FRASIER: My,
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you look ravishing.
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Well, I tried something fun
with my hair.
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Oh, this is so exciting.
The three of us together.
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Aren't you all
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competing against each other
to get into that club?
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Technically, yes,
but we've gamed the system
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by forming an alliance.
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See, working together allows you
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to brag about one other,
which is endearing,
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but when you brag
about yourself, it's obnoxious.
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Yes, the whole thing
was my idea.
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It's a brilliant idea.
I mean, with my connections,
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Dr. Crane's celebrity,
and also Alan,
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um, we're shoo-ins
for the Founders' Society.
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"The Founders' Society."
[laughs]
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Isn't this whole thing
just a little pretentious?
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-Yes, of course it is.
-Absolutely.
-Very much so.
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Look, and we all have
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very good reasons
for wanting to get in.
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I mean, I for one would like
to find a place
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where I feel like I belong.
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-Scotch-related gluttony for me.
-Mm.
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Naked ambition here.
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Here we are. Champagne.
Plus, it gives
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Alan and I an opportunity
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to exorcise some demons.
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Ah, yes,
the Bullingdon Club incident.
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-[Frasier and Alan laugh]
-A classic story.
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It was back when we were both
attending Oxford.
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We tried to get into
their most exclusive club,
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and while we were pledging...
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You got lights-out drunk
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and snuck into the library.
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Freddy, please.
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Olivia and Eve
have not heard this story.
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So, once we were inebriated,
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we thought we would sneak into
the library and try to steal...
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Oscar Wilde's walking stick.
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Olivia, please.
Eve has not heard this story.
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So, once we absconded
with the stick we were...
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Tackled by a pack
of surprisingly spry librarians
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and forever banned
from the club.
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[imitating Frasier]:
It was my darkest hour.
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I do not sound like that.
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So, you've all heard this story?
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[laughs] Dad,
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you and Alan have five stories.
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No, no. Have you heard
the one about... [laughs]
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-we tried to rescue a poodle...
-[laughing]
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...from the deck of a catamaran,
and we ended up...
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ALL:
Naked in Denmark.
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You know, you tell these stories
so often that I'm afraid
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that John's first words
are gonna be...
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[imitating Alan]:
"And that crazy drunk chick
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turned out to be
Princess Margaret."
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I apologize for the humiliation
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I'm about to inflict
on you, Eve,
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but you're doing
an East Sussex accent,
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and I come from West Sussex.
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Ooh, Alan, zing.
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-[laughs] Oh.
-[phone buzzes]
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Our chariot awaits. Here we go.
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All right, well,
you kids have fun.
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Don't eat anything endangered.
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You really do look fabulous.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you so much.
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Oh, David. Hello. See you soon.
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[Freddy sighs]
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What is up, cousin?
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Oh, you know, just excited
about a quiet night in
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at home, by myself.
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I like the sound of that.
I'll join you.
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So what is up
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in Freddy Land?
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Is there a-a Mrs. Freddy
on the horizon?
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Nope. No girlfriend
at the moment.
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That's a shame.
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-Mm.
-You sure there's nothing
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going on between you and Eve?
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-What? No.
-Why not?
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I mean, you have
all this history,
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you've lived together
for a while.
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Also, you've seen each other
in your pajamas.
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David, you know she used to date
my buddy before he...
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Trust me,
nothing can happen there.
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Cool, cool. Smart.
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In that case,
I'm gonna ask her out.
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What? No. You can't ask her out.
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Got it. You love her.
I'll back off.
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Okay, David. [clears throat]
Please listen to me.
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I don't have any feelings
for Eve.
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Okay? We're just friends.
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Understood.
I'm clear for takeoff.
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No. Oh, my God.
Y-You're a teenager.
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She's almost 30. Her boyfriend
died barely a year ago.
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She has a baby
you're not even allowed to hold.
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A baby I'm afraid to hold.
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And trust me,
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she wants this.
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You know what? Go for it.
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Ask her out. See what happens.
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-Thank you for your blessing.
-Mm-hmm.
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[door opens]
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Eve, what a lovely surprise.
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Why? I live here.
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[Eve laughs]
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EVE:
What? Are you serious?
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He cleared you for takeoff?
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This place is so stuffy.
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I love it.
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Looks like the sort of place
you retire to
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after a long day hunting man.
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Okay, every second counts.
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We have two hours
to meet and impress
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as many members as possible,
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after which they will
get together and vote
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to select the new inductees.
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The most important person
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is the chair of the econ
department, Dean Melvin.
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He is the head of the society.
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What are you doing?
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I'm trying on a priceless
antique gauntlet.
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-What's it look like I'm doing?
-Why?
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Because the helmet
would mess up my hair.
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I do not want a repeat
of the Bullingdon club incident.
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Please take the gauntlet off
before someone sees you.
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It's stuck.
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What do you mean, it's stuck?
Give me that.
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[stammers]
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Curse the tiny hands
of the 14th century chevaliers.
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Founders incoming. Be cool.
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-Dr. Finch.
-Oh.
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-Glad you could make it.
-Oh. [laughs]
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Dr. Bowen, Dr. Sharma.
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It's so great to see you.
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These are my colleagues
Dr. Crane and Dr. Cornwall.
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-Yeah, lovely to see you.
Oh, thank you so much. Hi.
-Hello.
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Charmed.
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DR. BOWEN:
Dr. Finch, everyone
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is buzzing about how you're
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transforming
the psych department.
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Thank you, but Dr. Crane here
is the true game-changer.
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Oh, now, Dr. Cornwall
invented game-changing.
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Oh, please, game-changing
was game over
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until Dr. Finch changed
the game-changing game.
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DR. SHARMA:
Oh.
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You all sound like
real game-changers.
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-[laughs]
-I'm thinking the same thing.
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We could use that around here.
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DR. SHARMA:
Plus, it is refreshing
to see such a spirit
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of camaraderie.
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Not everyone here
is always that supportive.
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You should know how
to parallel park by now.
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We were on a hill.
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[laughs]
We killed it.
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Frasier, your alliance idea
was brilliant.
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I think this calls for a drink.
[chuckles]
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You know, usually
I refrain from statements
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that might come back
to haunt me,
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but I believe that we are
going to get into this club,
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and nothing is going
to stop that from happening.
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Well, it is a great group
of candidates.
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It sure is.
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It's too bad we only have room
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for two new members this year.
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So, two spots
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and...
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three of us.
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Puts our alliance
in a precarious situation.
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What to do? What to do?
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You know, it's times like this
I like to remind myself,
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Dr. Crane, I hired you.
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Yes, but what's more important:
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a job that forces you to work
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a soul-crushing
eight hours a week,
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or a decades-long
friendship with a man
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whom you recently described
as ravishing?
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[sighs]
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Or maybe
the strongest bond of all
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is between two people,
a man and a woman,
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whose faces have never been
on a billboard.
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FRASIER:
All right, let's just stop it.
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Two of us can still get in
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if we maintain
our alliance. Please,
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just remember the inspiring
words of Cincinnatus
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as he addressed his troops,
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"Oblivisci societatis.
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Pascamus eam lupis."
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00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:50,388
Yes.
250
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,826
To which his crowd cheered,
251
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:55,611
"Sub curru laciamus eam."
252
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,353
Ah, exactly.
253
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,572
And then Cincinnatus said,
254
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,444
in the spirit of harmony,
255
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,881
"Ita callidi sumus,
256
00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:08,842
plane ea Latine nescit."
257
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:12,976
[chuckles]
258
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,849
I'm so glad we're a team.
259
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,943
-Ah, here comes
the happy couple.
-You let him do this?
260
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,858
Well, in my defense,
I thought it would be funny.
261
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:27,730
And, in my further defense,
it was.
262
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:30,298
It's not that he asked me out.
263
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:31,865
It's how he asked me out.
264
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:34,824
What, this charmer? Come on,
couldn't have been that bad.
265
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:39,699
How'd you ask her out?
266
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:43,877
Stop. Stop.
267
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,574
Wow.
268
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,706
DAVID:
This is not my forte.
269
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,317
I'm not suave like you are.
270
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,927
You've kissed, what,
271
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,277
four, five girls?
272
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:56,890
Four... [sighs] David.
273
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,543
I'm Mr. July
274
00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:01,633
in the firefighters' calendar.
275
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,766
I'm a man in uniform
with a full head of hair.
276
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,682
I-I carry women
out of burning buildings.
277
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,772
You think they just want
to shake my hand after?
278
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,382
Ooh, big talk
coming from the guy
279
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:12,906
sitting at home reading...
280
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:15,778
Little Women.What?
281
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,912
I'd like to see you try coming
of age during the Civil War.
282
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:21,915
Your cousin has no idea
how to talk to girls.
283
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,613
It would be very nice
if you would help him.
284
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:25,919
But...
285
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,795
Okay, fine.
286
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,928
David, tonight
I'm gonna teach you
287
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:38,801
how to strike up conversation
with a real live human woman.
288
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,281
That's right,
289
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:43,632
I am gonna give you the gift
290
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:46,287
of game.
291
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,855
Loser. Okay, you know what?
292
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,421
I'm gonna stay and help.
293
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,815
Really? How many girls
have you kissed?
294
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:55,470
More than you, babe.
295
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:57,994
Oh.
296
00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:00,736
There he is, Dean Melvin.
[chuckles] Okay, um,
297
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,520
I need to get some air
before I speak to him.
298
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,348
-Do not start without me.
-No, of course.
-Of course, of course.
299
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,611
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
300
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,485
-What a pleasure to meet you.
-Oh,
301
00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:13,314
likewise. Sorry, I'm just
looking for a bottle opener.
302
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:14,750
Oh, well, allow me.
303
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,060
Thank you.
304
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:23,237
Wow, wish you two
were around all the time.
305
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:26,675
[laughs] I think
that could be arranged.
306
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,416
[laughter]
307
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,551
Dean Melvin, hello.
308
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,989
"Voluptatem, ut semper."
309
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,861
Oh, Dr. Finch. I'd forgotten
you're a fellow Latin buff.
310
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,385
Not a very useful skill
these days, is it?
311
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,257
Oh, you'd be surprised.
312
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,693
[laughs]
313
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,782
Uh, where are your colleagues?
314
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,393
I think they think that
schmoozing with the waiter
315
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,482
is going to get them
into the club.
316
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,528
You know, something
I'm wondering, actually, is,
317
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,878
what is your take on Keynesian
318
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,967
theory versus neoclassical?
319
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,404
What's the difference?
320
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,580
Fascinating.
321
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:05,192
[laughs]
322
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,236
So, what you're saying is
323
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,630
they're really different sides
324
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:11,198
of the same coin.
325
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,504
You're a trip, man.
326
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,245
[laughs]
327
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:18,205
-Can I get you a drink?
-Oh, we should be
getting you a drink.
328
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,554
Where's that damn waiter?
329
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,730
I don't know. Where is he?
330
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:25,342
[all laugh]
331
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,823
-Almost ready.
-What's with the whistle?
332
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,259
Well, at the fire station
we run drills
333
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:30,391
till we get things right.
334
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,045
Tonight you
335
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,656
are gonna master walking up to
a woman and making small talk.
336
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,397
Eve will be your practice girl.
337
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:40,488
Can we not refer to me
as a practice girl?
338
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:43,404
Okay, uh, please
approach your...
339
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:44,753
rehearsal human...
340
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,234
...and introduce yourself.
341
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:50,367
Hello, milady.
342
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,803
[whistle blows]
343
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,762
She's not Maid Marian. Go back,
344
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:56,939
try again.
Speak like people your own age.
345
00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,550
Sup, queen?
346
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:00,769
[whistle blows]
347
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:01,726
Nope. Do it again.
348
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,772
This is really hard.
349
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:06,949
Are you sure I have to talk
to someone to date them?
350
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,778
Uh, let's just pretend
you're at a club.
351
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,475
Talk about your surroundings.
352
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,444
It's really loud in here!
353
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:24,706
[whistle blows]
354
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,838
Yeah, that was my bad.
355
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:29,406
Let's say it's a coffee shop.
356
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:30,538
How loud is it?
357
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,496
You're the only
two people there.
358
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:33,976
Why? Does it have
a bad health score?
359
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,848
-David.
-Sorry, sorry.
360
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:39,373
-Who's your favorite magician?
-[whistle blows]
361
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:42,506
So, you want to hear
some facts about whales?
362
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:43,812
[whistle blows]
363
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,379
What's your favorite word?
364
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,207
Mine's a tie between
"conquistador" and "lemon."
365
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,643
[whistle blows]
366
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,427
I'm a gentleman,
so I'll ask first,
367
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:51,776
may I smell your hair?
368
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,604
[whistle blows]
369
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,476
Want to guess
how many toes I have?
370
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,956
Hint, it's lower.
371
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,740
[whistle blowing]
372
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,702
Why am I so bad at this
when my father
373
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,704
was such a ladies' man?
374
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:09,925
You're making this way too hard.
Keep it simple.
375
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,493
Confidence is attractive.
376
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,538
Stand straight.
Freddy, show him.
377
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,543
Then just try
to make eye contact. Freddy?
378
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,461
If she looks away,
she's not feeling it,
379
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,247
but if she looks back,
she might be.
380
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:33,253
Then just to make conversation.
Freddy?
381
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,385
Hey, I noticed
382
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,387
the book you were reading.
Any good?
383
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,824
Yeah, it's so good.
384
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,826
-I actually already finished it.
-Oh.
385
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,699
-Do you want to borrow it?
-I'd love to,
386
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:48,268
but then I'd need
to get your number.
387
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,879
You know, so I can return it.
388
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:53,403
Sure.
389
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,579
I hope you're a fast reader.
390
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,453
Wow.
391
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,630
I'm really bad
at reading people,
392
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,632
but I could've sworn
you two were into each other.
393
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,549
Great acting. Even you, Eve.
394
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,729
FRASIER:
So you play quite
an important role here?
395
00:17:14,771 --> 00:17:17,297
I'm just here to serve people.
396
00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:20,821
Such a noble way
of looking at it.
397
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:24,130
That's what I keep trying
to tell my mom.
398
00:17:24,868 --> 00:17:27,785
Well, she's a fool
if she's not proud.
399
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,614
You guys get me.
400
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:34,401
Listen, I should probably
go out and make the rounds.
401
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:37,491
Yes, of course. We just wanted
some face time with the dean.
402
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,754
Who's Dean?
403
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:42,191
Well, you are. [chuckles]
Dean Melvin.
404
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,281
I'm Kevin.
That guy's Dean Melvin.
405
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:54,943
What are you doing?
406
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:57,380
I'm attempting
to flip her the bird.
407
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:58,947
Hey, listen,
408
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:01,602
if you guys want
to get high later,
409
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,473
just let me know.
410
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:10,611
[clears throat] I'm in.
411
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,874
Dean Melvin loved me
and said that he will make sure
412
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:16,269
that I am accepted,
but, more importantly,
413
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:18,662
"Servus te amavit?"
414
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,751
Well, he asked us to get high,
415
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,145
so I think he liked us
pretty well.
416
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:27,628
Well, good news for you is that
417
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,412
Dean Melvin is interested
in my recommendation
418
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:30,979
for the final spot.
419
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,982
And, for the record, I am
very open to accepting bribes.
420
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:37,377
Oh, please, Olivia,
our friendship is rock solid.
421
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,379
We're not about to start
competing with each other...
422
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,467
I'll give you my son.
423
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:41,859
What?
424
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:45,689
Don't play so coy, sister. I've
seen the way you look at him.
425
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,518
I know when he showers.
I can get you...
426
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:49,911
What the hell am I doing?
427
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:52,783
What you're doing
is making a deal. Keep talking.
428
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,830
I know I've said no
a hundred times, Olivia,
429
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,311
but now I am prepared...
[deep inhale]
430
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,530
to go ice-skating with you.
431
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:03,490
Alan, do not mess with me.
432
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:04,882
Oh, come on, it's obvious
433
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,319
who's Founders' Society
material around here.
434
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,755
Hint: it's the one of us
435
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:10,192
who doesn't need a can opener
to check his watch.
436
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,628
ALAN:
So we're just
437
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:14,457
trading jabs now, are we? Fine.
438
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:18,374
Then it is time
to throw down the gauntlet.
439
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:22,683
-Oh, that would've been so good.
-Hmm.
440
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,859
Decide between yourselves
and then let me know.
441
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,469
Right now Alan is ahead.
442
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,602
-[phone chimes]
-Text Monica.
443
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,343
"I finally found
a skating partner."
444
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,432
-[phone chimes]
-"I finally found
a mating partner."
445
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,521
That is much better.
446
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,523
All right.
447
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,220
I think I've come up
with a solution
448
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,352
that'll make us both happy.
449
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:40,483
Go on.
450
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,268
You bow out.
451
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,357
What? Why should I bow out?
452
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,707
Because this is important to me,
and as far as I can tell,
453
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,230
nothing is important to you.
454
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,753
Plus, you owe me.
455
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,973
I owe you? What the hell
does that mean?
456
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,757
You know perfectly well
what it means.
457
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:56,499
Explain it to me
like I'm a student at Tufts.
458
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:00,547
You...
459
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:03,245
are the one...
460
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:06,901
who wanted to steal
Oscar Wilde's cane.
461
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,511
You...
462
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:11,906
are the one who wanted to play
with that poodle.
463
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:17,259
You take nothing seriously,
464
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:20,741
and I am always the one
who has to pay a price for it.
465
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:23,961
You make me sound
like some reckless buffoon.
466
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,713
Anyway, this place
isn't that great, you know.
467
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:39,673
A huge crack in that table.
468
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:48,290
Will you please, please
469
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:51,685
not ruin this one thing for me?
470
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,731
I see.
471
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:58,039
I had no idea
this is how you felt about us,
472
00:20:58,082 --> 00:20:59,301
and I'm very sorry.
473
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,824
I will of course
474
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:03,262
bow out, and I'll help you
secure that final spot.
475
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:04,915
Thank you. Now,
476
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:07,440
let's go talk me up
to some of the other members.
477
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:08,702
We're almost out of time.
478
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:11,966
Uh, if I may, uh,
one tiny request first.
479
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:15,317
I'd like you to help me meet
a rather special lady.
480
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:19,539
Really? Who is the intoxicating
little creature, eh?
481
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:23,847
ALAN:
She's beautiful, isn't she?
482
00:21:23,891 --> 00:21:26,633
Gorgeous. Now, can we go?
483
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,678
You act like you've never seen
a bottle of alcohol before.
484
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:35,381
It's a vintage
Chateau Chien Blanc.
485
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:37,818
Oh, I'll give you two
some privacy.
486
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:41,430
I noticed something on the way
in. I just want to check it.
487
00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:43,998
Ah, Lady Chien.
488
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:46,957
Well, I don't mean to brag,
but I was right.
489
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:49,003
-About?
-Well, on our way in here,
490
00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:53,312
I accidentally locked the door,
and we're stuck down here.
491
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,748
What?
492
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:57,577
Yeah, I know, I know,
we're both upset.
493
00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,013
If only there were
494
00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:01,842
something in this room
that could help
495
00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:04,453
calm our nerves.
496
00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:09,502
All right, David,
this is the final drill.
497
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:11,286
Releasing you into the wild.
498
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,983
Remember, the goal
is just to meet someone
499
00:22:13,027 --> 00:22:16,596
and have a conversation.
You see anyone interesting?
500
00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:18,946
I don't know if I can do this.
501
00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:20,687
I forgot how people talk.
502
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:23,690
Maybe I could just build
a girlfriend. That seems easier.
503
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:25,692
I don't disagree, but, uh,
504
00:22:25,735 --> 00:22:27,389
I think you should
give it a try.
505
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:28,695
I need a drink.
506
00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:32,481
He's joking about building
a girlfriend, right?
507
00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:35,266
I don't know.
I've seen the schematics.
508
00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:38,835
Tonic soda, grenadine back,
don't skimp on the ice.
509
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,664
Sorry.
510
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:45,233
Just taking the edge off.
I'm... I'm really nervous.
511
00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:46,539
[sighs]
512
00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:48,671
Oh, I get it.
513
00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:50,804
I'm the same way.
514
00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:52,545
Uh, sometimes, when I'm nervous,
515
00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:55,635
I close my eyes
and recite state capitals.
516
00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:57,419
I do the same thing
with presidents.
517
00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:59,552
Yes. We can both say Lincoln.
518
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,597
[both laugh]
519
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:04,208
Uh, you know what
really calms me down?
520
00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:05,558
Sniffing old books?
521
00:23:05,601 --> 00:23:08,648
Get out of my head.
522
00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:11,302
Th-There's an old bookstore
around the corner,
523
00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:12,434
if you want to go check it out.
524
00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:14,610
I'd love to. [chuckles]
525
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:18,919
Sorry, guys.
526
00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:21,748
I-I don't think
it's gonna work out tonight.
527
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:24,228
I'll do better next time,
I promise.
528
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:28,407
Milady.
529
00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:36,545
Did he just pick up a girl
without even realizing it?
530
00:23:36,589 --> 00:23:40,244
You know, now and then,
in this workaday world,
531
00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:43,378
things do happen in a delightful
532
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,467
storybook fashion,
533
00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,426
and what a comfort it is.
534
00:23:48,601 --> 00:23:49,776
Is that a quote
from Little Women?
535
00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:51,255
It's a classic for a reason.
536
00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:55,782
No signal down here, of course.
537
00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:58,785
So, the Founders' Society
mixer is almost over,
538
00:23:58,828 --> 00:24:01,614
the only people we've mixed with
are each other and Kevin.
539
00:24:01,657 --> 00:24:04,791
And, again, I'm sorry.
I promise you, in future,
540
00:24:04,834 --> 00:24:08,577
I won't pull you into any more
of my silly antics.
541
00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:11,406
Now, just put your hands
like this.
542
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,755
Thank you.
543
00:24:14,365 --> 00:24:15,541
Alan.
544
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,546
Well, we're gonna be
down here awhile.
545
00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:22,852
We might as well have something
warm in our bellies.
546
00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:24,724
[chuckles]
547
00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:26,203
Oh, yes.
548
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:29,206
This is a big joke. Does
anything actually matter to you?
549
00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:32,819
I can think of two things
I care deeply about:
550
00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:35,778
my cat and you.
551
00:24:37,737 --> 00:24:40,522
I was sure you were
going to say Scotch.
552
00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:45,353
I know I can be flippant
about things, and that
553
00:24:45,396 --> 00:24:48,530
you've had to
pay the price, so...
554
00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:50,880
I'm sorry if I've
mucked things up again.
555
00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:54,362
Thank you.
556
00:24:54,405 --> 00:24:56,625
And I'm sorry if I seem to take
557
00:24:56,669 --> 00:24:58,627
things a bit too seriously
sometimes.
558
00:24:58,671 --> 00:25:00,934
I've always wondered
why that is.
559
00:25:02,457 --> 00:25:04,328
You know, it's funny.
560
00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:08,507
The thing about me is, I...
561
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:12,206
I've always wanted to fit in
somewhere, you know?
562
00:25:12,249 --> 00:25:13,860
I mean, even when I was
563
00:25:13,903 --> 00:25:17,298
back in Boston, I-I used to be
a regular at a bar, and yet...
564
00:25:17,341 --> 00:25:20,388
Nobody knew your name?
565
00:25:21,824 --> 00:25:25,436
Well, not-not exactly,
but, um...
566
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,570
I still have this longing
567
00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:30,354
to find the place
where I belong.
568
00:25:30,398 --> 00:25:33,619
Ugh, have you still got passion?
569
00:25:34,924 --> 00:25:36,578
We're in our 60s, man.
570
00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:39,407
What's wrong with "good enough"?
What's wrong with "this'll do"?
571
00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:41,627
What's wrong with
572
00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:44,368
limping towards the finish line?
573
00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:45,631
[laughs]
574
00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:49,243
What's wrong? Well, let's see.
575
00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:51,637
We're locked in a basement,
576
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,248
uh, you've got a, a gauntlet
577
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:56,380
stuck on your arm.
578
00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:58,426
And you're drinking
century-old booze
579
00:25:58,469 --> 00:26:00,602
with your best-looking friend.
580
00:26:01,516 --> 00:26:03,518
Sounds delightful.
581
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:06,303
The only thing I would change...
582
00:26:06,347 --> 00:26:08,697
is that terrible Scotch.
583
00:26:09,959 --> 00:26:12,353
Why am I chewing?
584
00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:18,489
Well, if nothing else,
consider this,
585
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:21,623
we've got the sixth story
to bore everyone with.
586
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:24,713
[laughs] That's a hell
of a silver lining.
587
00:26:24,757 --> 00:26:26,846
[laughs] You know,
I don't remember
588
00:26:26,889 --> 00:26:29,457
one thing about
that Bullingdon Club,
589
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:32,199
but I'll never forget
being tackled by those
590
00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:34,854
rabid librarian bullies.
591
00:26:34,897 --> 00:26:36,464
[laughs] Gosh.
592
00:26:36,507 --> 00:26:39,554
That is something
I will always remember.
593
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,164
Me, too.
594
00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:44,690
So you're no longer mad at me
for messing up your evening?
595
00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:46,474
No, of course not.
596
00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:49,695
Good, because I lied
about the door being locked.
597
00:26:49,738 --> 00:26:52,219
What? You mean
the door's been unlocked
598
00:26:52,262 --> 00:26:55,309
-all this time?
-No, no, have a look.
There isn't a door.
599
00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:02,185
What? You locked me in a room
without a door?
600
00:27:03,012 --> 00:27:05,711
Not bad for a reckless buffoon.
601
00:27:07,408 --> 00:27:09,671
No, I just thought we ought to,
uh, hash things out.
602
00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:11,455
[chuckles]
603
00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:13,153
I've certainly
learned my lesson.
604
00:27:13,196 --> 00:27:16,243
Who cares
about this ridiculous club?
605
00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:19,420
I've got you. I don't need them.
606
00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:23,816
Dr. Crane. I've been dying
to speak with you all night.
607
00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:27,428
We would be honored if you
would like to join our society.
608
00:27:42,225 --> 00:27:43,705
I'd love to.
609
00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:46,229
Wonderful.
610
00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:55,499
The fact that you paused at all
is a huge step forward.
611
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,725
["Tossed Salads
& Scrambled Eggs" playing]
612
00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:06,206
FRASIER:
Y'all know how this goes.
613
00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:09,209
♪ Hey, baby,
I hear the blues a-callin'♪
614
00:28:09,252 --> 00:28:13,213
♪ Tossed salads
and scrambled eggs♪
615
00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:16,520
♪ And maybe I seem
a bit confused♪
616
00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:19,306
Yeah, maybe.
But I got you pegged.
617
00:28:19,349 --> 00:28:21,221
[chuckles]
618
00:28:22,091 --> 00:28:24,398
♪ But I don't know
what to do with those♪
619
00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:27,706
♪ Tossed salads
and scrambled eggs♪
620
00:28:28,837 --> 00:28:32,275
♪ Life's callin' again.♪
621
00:28:32,928 --> 00:28:36,236
Good night, everybody!
622
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,719
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