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NARRATOR: Jennifer Walters, Esq.Lawyer, millennial,
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searching for a way to balancea career and her personal life.
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Then, an accidental doseof gamma-radiated blood
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alters her body chemistry.
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And now, when Jennifer Waltersgrows angry or outraged,
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a startling metamorphosis occurs.
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(GRUNTING)
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The creature is driven by rage
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and pursued by online trolls.
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Don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
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NARRATOR: She is provoked into a rampage
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that has landed her in prison.
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And now, she is seen onlyfor the raging spirit
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that dwells within her.
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(ROARS)
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(BUZZER SOUNDS)
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, buddy.
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How you doin'?
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I'm all right.
Did you manage to get a hold of Bruce?
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We left multiple messages.
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I managed to sound very calm,
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considering I was calling
the freaking Hulk himself.
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-Let's get down to brass tacks.
-Yes.
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We need to identify every individual
who hacked my private information.
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They need to be prosecuted...
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Hold on. Forget them.
We need to discuss your case.
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This was a targeted attack.
They must be held responsible for this.
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You took their bait.
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I was angry!
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Which is how anyone
would respond in that situation.
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You're not just anyone.
You are an out-of-control Hulk.
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That's what all the witnesses saw.
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We have an offer for a plea deal.
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The DA won't file charges
related to the incident.
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What are the terms?
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(DEVICE BEEPS)
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ELAINE: Hey.
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Oh, no, sweetheart. It's all right.
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-People go to prison every day.
-ELAINE: Every day.
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I stole all the food and drinks
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and put them in your car
'cause screw this place.
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Thank you.
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But I will continue to work here
because they pay me nicely.
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Don't worry about me, you guys.
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Thanks for the help.
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PUG: We always have your back, Jen.
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The female cousin of the Hulk,popularly known as She-Hulk,
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-has been released from custody.
-(JENNIFER SCOFFS)
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Terms of the deal
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permanently bar Jennifer Waltersfrom transforming into her She-Hulk...
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A neighbor who wishedto remain anonymous is uncomfortable
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-that an unstable super being...
-Unstable?
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-...lives next door.
-REPORTER: She-Hulk!
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Are they outside my house?
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(REPORTERS CLAMORING INDISTINCTLY)
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REPORTER: Excuse me, Jen Walters.
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Do you care to comment
about losing your superpowers?
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MORRIS: Jen,
if no one ever hires you again,
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you can always move back here with us.
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-Thanks, Dad.
-Of course.
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But my gym stuff is in your room now,
and I work out every day at 7:00 a.m.
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You should join me. Workout buddies.
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Oh, this will be fun.
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REPORTER: There she is!
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-Jennifer, any plans to go to rehab?
-Hey!
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Hey! Get off my damn lawn!
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I don't care if there is a drought.
I got water pressure for days.
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NIKKI: No! Just a sparkling water,
a turkey sandwich, chips, and guac.
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Yes, I wanna see
those baby pictures, Elaine.
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Thank you. Oh, my God. I love Elaine.
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Okay, what've you got for me?
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Finding the identity of these guys
has been a dead end.
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We know that HulkKing
is admin on Intelligencia,
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but the site security
is annoyingly airtight.
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I've looked into the platform,
and it's owned by several shell companies
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that are operating
outside of US jurisdiction.
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Which... How am I supposed to sue
these guys if I don't know who they are?
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Okay, look. Intelligencia is made up
of exclusively dumb dudes.
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One of them will slip up,
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and they will give us information
to track them down.
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Then we will find them, and we will
destroy them by any and all means.
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Legally.
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I said, "By any and all means."
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No, I am going to sue them
for defamation and invasion of privacy
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and get them charged
with unauthorized access
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-to a protected computer.
-Ugh. Boring.
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If you wanna be all Jen Walters about it,
that's cool.
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Okay. I actually found this guy...
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-ELAINE: Sweetie!
-One second. Food. Hello.
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I'm packing up treats
for you to take home with you.
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-Including black and white cookies?
-Yeah.
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NIKKI: Thank you.
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You also might get a kick out
of this video that Jen and her friends
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-made in law school.
-No, Mom!
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-It's my mission in life to see this!
-No! No! No!
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Out! We have work to do. Don't watch it.
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When will this work be
out of my living room?
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Once I get justice for what's happened.
I can't do that if you're hovering.
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Okay! Sheesh.
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-Send that to me, please?
-Already did.
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Goodbye, Mom. I am suing both of you
for emotional distress.
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-Oh, boy.
-DENNIS: Intimately.
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-Jen.
-That's correct.
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We worked together at the DA's office,
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and we datedfor a significant amount of time.
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And let me tell you, she was psychoway before she got those superpowers.
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-I blame her grandmother.
-Huh?
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ELAINE: Jennifer! Can you move
the big bookcase for me?
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-I think I want it closer to the window.
-No!
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ELAINE: Oh, that's right.
You can't be Girl-Hulk anymore.
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It's She-Hulk, Mom. Or was.
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But never again.
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Which I know is what I said I wanted,
but this doesn't feel right.
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This isn't even
a reluctant superhero story.
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I'm just getting screwed over.
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Is this what you guys want?
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NARRATOR: Jennifer Waltersis a woman at a new low.
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-She has no fight left.
-No, not doing a narrator.
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We're not that off the rails.
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"Hey, what you up to?"
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He's AWOL.
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Emil would understand.
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Mmm. (SIGHS)
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Well, he said come anytime.
This is a time.
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I'm not running from my problems.
It's a mental health break.
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Found this vid of She-Hulk in college.
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Forgive me, Jen, for this transgression.
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Oh, hey there, HulkKing.
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Okay, well, that was easy.
Or am I a genius?
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"Hell yeah, I'll be there."
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Pug, are you still here?
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I need a favor.
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Jen.
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-What a pleasant surprise.
-Yeah. I hope this is okay.
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I need a place
to stay for a couple of days.
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Of course.
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-I'll set you up with a guest room.
-Okay.
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-And a hug.
-Okay.
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JENNIFER: "Our hearts beat the same.
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"If you say I'm the monster,
what does that make you?"
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This book sucks.
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Okay, we're here.
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Pug, you need to go in and mingle, okay?
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Find out all about these dweebs.
Don't fret. I'll be on the phone with you.
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Won't it look suspicious
that I'm walking around with an earbud in?
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Trust me, you're not the only one. Okay?
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Please, don't make me do this.
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You have to, okay?
You gotta blend in with these trolls.
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And remember to always refer
to women as females.
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(GROANS)
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Jen's life is on the line, okay?
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So, I need you to get your head
in the game, buddy!
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Off you go. Thank you.
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MAN: You didn't get
that it was a good movie.
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-Sit your sweet ass down. Let me explain.
-NIKKI: Stop stalling, all right?
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-(MUFFLED) Talk to people.
-It's coming in real choppy.
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-Don't pretend like you can't hear me.
-No. Reception here sucks.
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Okay, so walk around.
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MAN: Why does there even needto be a She-Hulk?
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It's not like there's a He-Hulk.
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And Lady Thor?
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-Hey, guys, she just sucks, okay?
-Yes.
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I'm not saying
that because she's a female.
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I would have the same criticisms
if she was a man.
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MAN: Yeah, too many emotions.
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Come on, Pug, talk to them.
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MAN: ...no one's allowed
to make jokes anymore.
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-Nope. Can't do it, Nikki.
-Yes, you can.
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Let's do it, Pug.
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PUG: Okay. Come on,Pug. Be gross.
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(GRUNTS)
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-Females, am I right?
-MAN 1: Yeah, man.
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MAN 2: Yes. Yes, you are.
MAN 3: Yeah.
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Mother Pugger.
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Todd Phelps?
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NIKKI: Todd? Oh, wait, that tracks.
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Man, of course you're one of us.
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Come here, man.
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Huh?
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Yeah?
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Welcome, bro.
I'm so happy that you're here.
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Yeah. Me, too. So happy.
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This guy rules, all right?
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You heard it from me first.
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He rules and he's hot.
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MAN 1: I'd smash you.
MAN 2: What?
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-TODD: And let's be honest, okay?
-Come on.
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TODD: He knows what I'm talking about.
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-Is She-Hulk better than the Hulk?
-MEN: No.
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Is she as strong as him?
Is she as smart as him?
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-MEN: No.
-No!
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She wouldn't even have
her powers without him, right?
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So, why do we have to act
like she earned everything?
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Here's where I'm at.
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Superpowers should go
to the best person for the job.
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-Right?
-Exactly.
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-Right?
-Yeah, totally.
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Say she got everything through nepotism.
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She got everything through nepotism.
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-TODD: Yeah, exactly.
-(ALL AGREEING)
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-That's what I'm sayin', dude.
-(CHEERS)
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Think she boned Holliway?
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-That's their boss.
-MAN: Oh.
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-Did she?
-Say yes!
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Yes.
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Like you're mad about it.
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Yeah, and it pisses me off.
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-MEN: Yeah!
-Yes.
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Pug, we are vibing, my man.
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Gross. Keep him talkingabout something relevant.
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How did you get involved
with this group here?
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-(MEN LAUGH)
-(CHUCKLES) Dude, I created Intelligencia.
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I'm HulkKing.
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Oh, my God.
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(PHONE BEEPS)
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Oh, come on.
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It's okay. He can improvise.
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(SCOFFS) The guy can't improv.
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(CLAPS) Come on, everyone!
Let's circle up.
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Let's get it together, right?
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I'm really proud of us
for hacking She-Hulk's phone...
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-MEN: Yeah.
-(ALL CLAPPING)
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...because we showed the world
what a real monster she is.
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But we also showed them
that we're not just talk...
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-MEN: Yeah!
-We're real action,
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and we're just getting started.
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ALL: Yeah!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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-Let's go!
-(ALL CHEER)
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Hi.
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Hey, Jen.
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You look like you could use
a cup of tea and a friend's ear.
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Yeah.
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Saracen got me into this Pu'er tea,
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but you gotta watch him
'cause he likes to slip in chicken blood.
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Thanks. Yeah, but I don't think
anybody could really understand
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what I'm going through,
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except Emil since he went
through the exact same thing.
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Someone's cooking up
one heck of a group-share tomorrow.
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I think I'd rather just talk
to Emil about this.
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-Where is he?
-He's down in the lodge.
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Some private event down there.
244
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Thanks.
245
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,180
Hmm. Kind of miss the chicken blood.
246
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TODD: I would like to introduce
our very special guest speaker.
247
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He cost a ton, so you'd better cheer.
248
00:13:01,770 --> 00:13:05,890
Give it up for the Abomination!
249
00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:07,680
(CROWD CHEERING)
250
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:14,060
Thank you. Thank you.
251
00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,480
Nice to meet you all.
252
00:13:18,270 --> 00:13:21,560
-Welcome to the Summer Twilight's Lodge.
-(CHEERING)
253
00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:26,730
It's really an honor to be
your humble life coach for the evening.
254
00:13:26,850 --> 00:13:28,140
(ALL CHEERING)
255
00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:31,980
I hear your group has all been
making amazing progress.
256
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:34,850
Every single person seizing their goal.
Am I right?
257
00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:36,140
CROWD: Yeah!
258
00:13:40,350 --> 00:13:45,810
Todd has told me that you were all
unsatisfied with your place in the world.
259
00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:48,020
-CROWD: Yeah.
-Don't ask permission!
260
00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:50,180
ALL: Do not ask permission!
261
00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:51,600
ABOMINATION: Be powerful!
262
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,680
ALL: Be powerful!
263
00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:55,350
ABOMINATION: You are the only boss.
264
00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:56,560
CROWD: Yeah!
265
00:13:58,430 --> 00:13:59,430
Emil?
266
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,640
Jennifer.
267
00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:03,430
(CROWD CLAMORING)
268
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,350
Jen Walters.
269
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,310
Todd, what are you doing here?
270
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,680
Actually, I don't care.
271
00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:12,430
Emil, you've been transforming
into the Abomination?
272
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,520
Uh, yeah, I do speaking engagements.
Nothing bad.
273
00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:16,810
Strictly for profit.
274
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,140
I vouched for you.
275
00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:21,890
Jen, I'm sorry that you're upset.
276
00:14:22,850 --> 00:14:25,430
Was there a real apology
in there that I missed?
277
00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:29,390
Nikki? What are you doing here?
278
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,060
We need to get out of here.
279
00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:32,770
These guys are Intelligencia.
280
00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:34,890
Todd created the site. He's HulkKing.
281
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,350
-You're HulkKing?
-TODD: No doi!
282
00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:39,480
(CROWD CHEERING)
283
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,850
You remember your attractive date, Josh?
284
00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:45,890
You think the sex tape
was the worst part.
285
00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:48,480
I hired him to seduce you
and steal your blood.
286
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,930
-Oh!
-Wait. What are you talking about?
287
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,140
Steal my blood?
288
00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:56,640
My team also synthesized your blood,
so it could safely give me all the powers
289
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:57,980
you never should've been given
290
00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:59,890
-in the first place.
-CROWD: Yeah!
291
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:03,100
See, I didn't just get handed superpowers.
292
00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:06,020
I had to earn them.
293
00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:07,640
(CROWD CLAMORING)
294
00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:08,730
(GRUNTS)
295
00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:12,060
This is not gonna work, right?
296
00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:14,270
We're not actually doing this?
297
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,850
Why isn't it... (GRUNTS)
298
00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:20,230
Ugh! Gross.
299
00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:23,890
(GROANING)
300
00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:30,140
This can't possibly be
where this season was going.
301
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,390
(WARBLES)
302
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,180
(GRUNTS)
303
00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:36,770
(EXCLAIMS)
304
00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:40,770
Yeah, come at me, bro.
305
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,020
(CHEERING AND LAUGHING)
306
00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:45,230
TITANIA: Surprise, losers.
MAN: I'm out of here, man.
307
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:48,270
Come on.
Titania, too? This isn't messy enough?
308
00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:49,980
God! Does that bitch ever use a door?
309
00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:51,100
You!
310
00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:52,310
ABOMINATION: Jen, watch out!
311
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,640
Emil!
312
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,230
Get her!
313
00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:58,270
JENNIFER: Stop!
314
00:16:00,270 --> 00:16:01,600
(ROARS)
315
00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:04,680
-JENNIFER: Bruce?
-Let go of my cousin, asshole.
316
00:16:04,770 --> 00:16:05,930
It's not what you think.
317
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:07,770
Is this necessary?
318
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,230
What is even happening here?
319
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,520
-No. Uh-uh.
-Nope.
320
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:16,270
This is a mess. None of these storylines
make any sense.
321
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,060
Is this working for you?
322
00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:23,770
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
323
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,270
This menu is not gonna stop me.
324
00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:28,140
Just gonna breakthis inhibitor real quick.
325
00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:29,350
(DEVICE BEEPS)
326
00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:30,810
(GRUNTS)
327
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,180
All right, let's see here.
328
00:16:33,270 --> 00:16:34,270
No.
329
00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:36,140
Uh... No!
330
00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:38,600
Ah! Marvel: Assembled. That'll do.
331
00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:48,770
MAN 1: So, tell me about
the Infinity Gauntlet. It's amazing.
332
00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:51,560
MAN 2: So back when we were working
on the first Thor movie,
333
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,850
they had come to me and asked me
to make a gauntlet.
334
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,390
(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
335
00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:19,060
Guys, what do we get
if the entirety of the second season
336
00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:20,770
is one extended dream sequence?
337
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,770
WRITER 1: I love that idea.
WRITER 2: That's the one.
338
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,310
WRITER JESSICA: Isn't she
supposed to have an inhibitor?
339
00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:32,890
Hey. Is everything okay?
340
00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:34,390
JENNIFER: What the hell, you guys?
341
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,480
What kind of stupid finale is this?
342
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:40,100
We thought it'd be really cool,
and like unexpected.
343
00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:41,810
Yeah, like fun, kind of with a twist.
344
00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:42,890
JENNIFER: A twist?
345
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:46,730
The bad guy steals my blood
in order to give himself superpowers.
346
00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:49,560
Where did you come up
with that original idea?
347
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,390
Was that from every other
superhero story ever?
348
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:57,140
There are certain things that are
supposed to happen in a superhero story.
349
00:17:57,230 --> 00:17:58,600
-Exactly.
-(THUDS)
350
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,390
-(WRITERS GASP)
-Why don't we just do things our own way?
351
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,020
-This is the story that K.E.V.I.N. wants.
-Yeah.
352
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,140
Okay, then I wanna talk to Kevin.
353
00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:10,890
(ALL LAUGH)
354
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:14,640
No one talks to K.E.V.I.N.
355
00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:17,430
K.E.V.I.N.'s value is immeasurable, okay?
356
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,600
JESSICA: Yes.
You'll never even get close to him.
357
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,930
I would murder you to protect K.E.V.I.N.
358
00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:24,060
Okay, this is very creepy.
359
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:26,560
The way you're talking about him,
it's not healthy.
360
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,020
I'm going to go talk to Kevin now.
361
00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:31,930
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
362
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,230
Oh, wow, She-Hulk.
363
00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:42,810
I'm here to see Kevin. It's urgent.
364
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,560
Okay, great.
365
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,930
I'll just have you sign
our nondisclosure agreement,
366
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:48,180
and then have a seat.
367
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,020
I've got She-Hulk here.
368
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,180
For K.E.V.I.N.
369
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,560
(ALARM BLARING)
370
00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:00,930
Why make me sign
if you were gonna do that?
371
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:02,560
Everyone has to sign the NDA.
372
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:13,890
(GRUNTS)
373
00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:17,270
(GROANS)
374
00:19:20,890 --> 00:19:22,060
(BEEPS)
375
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,140
Bye-bye now.
376
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,020
BRUCE ON TV:
That's my secret, Cap.
377
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,980
-Whoa!
-I'm always angry.
378
00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:45,020
What is this?
379
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,810
Hello, Jennifer.
380
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,560
Kevin?
381
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:58,390
It stands for "Knowledge EnhancedVisual Interconnectivity Nexus."
382
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,600
Were you expecting a man?
383
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:05,560
Yeah. Why would I expect
a giant AI brain and not a man?
384
00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:09,390
Wait. So, you're the one
who's making all the decisions here?
385
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:14,020
I will answer your questions,but you must transform back to Jennifer.
386
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,140
Why?
387
00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:16,770
You are very expensive.
388
00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:17,850
Oh, sure.
389
00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:20,020
But wait until the camera is off you.
390
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:23,270
The visual effects team has moved on
to another project.
391
00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:26,140
-Okay.
-There. Do it now.
392
00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:27,230
(RUSTLING)
393
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:29,430
-Better?
-Thank you.
394
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:33,640
And to answer your question...Yes, I make the decisions.
395
00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:37,810
I possess the most advancedentertainment algorithm in the world,
396
00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:40,060
and it produces near-perfect products.
397
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:41,640
Near-perfect?
398
00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:43,390
Some are better than others,
399
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,810
but I leave that debateup to the Internet.
400
00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:49,180
Well, Kevin, I'm not happy
with what's happening in my story.
401
00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:51,020
You do not get to choose.
402
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:54,100
Why not? It's my show.
403
00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:57,310
Incorrect. It's K-E-V-I-N's show.
404
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,810
Well, regardless of creative ownership,
405
00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:02,730
can we agree that it is a legal comedy?
406
00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:04,930
If that's what you prefer to call it.
407
00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:07,230
Then I would like
to give my closing argument.
408
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,930
Oh, ha-ha, I see what you did there.
409
00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:11,230
You may proceed.
410
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:12,770
Thank you.
411
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:19,890
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is known
412
00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:23,730
for its big spectacles
and high-stakes plotlines,
413
00:21:23,810 --> 00:21:27,680
but it's often said that Marvel movies
all end the same way...
414
00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:29,310
Wait, who's saying that?
415
00:21:29,390 --> 00:21:33,100
Perhaps, this is a result
of following some unwritten rule
416
00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:36,560
that you have to throw
a bunch of plot, and flash,
417
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:41,270
and a whole blood thing
that seems super suspiciously close
418
00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:44,770
to Super Soldier Serum
at the audience in the climax.
419
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,310
I propose we don't have to do that.
420
00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:48,810
Huh.
421
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,890
It distracts from the story,
which is that my life fell apart
422
00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:54,850
right when I was learning
to be both Jen and She-Hulk.
423
00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:58,810
Those are my stakes, K.E.V.I.N.
424
00:22:00,430 --> 00:22:03,640
The K-E-V-I-N is processing this new data.
425
00:22:03,730 --> 00:22:05,480
What is the ending you propose?
426
00:22:08,770 --> 00:22:11,480
Well, can we not do
"Todd gets Hulk powers"?
427
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,270
Like, the powers aren't the villain.
He is.
428
00:22:14,350 --> 00:22:15,810
Erasing blood plot.
429
00:22:15,890 --> 00:22:20,930
And Bruce swooping down from literal
outer space to save the day in my story?
430
00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:22,060
Uh-uh.
431
00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:25,310
But Bruce is supposed to returnto explain what he was doing...
432
00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:27,270
No. We don't need to hear any of that.
433
00:22:27,350 --> 00:22:29,020
But we were going to introduce...
434
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:30,350
Save it for the movie.
435
00:22:30,430 --> 00:22:33,560
Recalculating. And Abomination?
436
00:22:33,890 --> 00:22:36,560
After all that, I just want him
to hold himself accountable.
437
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:38,480
Um... Okay.
438
00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:40,520
And enough with this angsty nighttime.
439
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,480
Let's do this big climax in daylight.
440
00:22:44,810 --> 00:22:46,520
-Yeah.
-Are we done here?
441
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,640
Oh, would not mind seeing Daredevil again.
A woman has needs.
442
00:22:50,730 --> 00:22:53,810
Historically, we've been lightin that department.
443
00:22:54,270 --> 00:22:57,100
-Oh! While I've got you here...
-Oh, wait, you are sitting?
444
00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:58,890
What's with all the daddy issues?
445
00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:00,890
-We got Tony Stark. Daddy issues.
-Jen.
446
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:04,560
Thor. Daddy issues.
Loki. Same daddy, same issues.
447
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:08,100
-Oh, boy.
-Star-Lord. Two daddies, two issues.
448
00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:09,600
Jen, please stop.
449
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,270
And when are we getting the X-Men?
450
00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:12,980
I cannot tell you that.
451
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:14,270
Okay, back to She-Hulk.
452
00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:16,640
I have thoughts
about Season 2's direction.
453
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:19,850
You will not be ableto access the K-E-V-I-N again.
454
00:23:19,930 --> 00:23:21,810
-What?
-That error on our platform
455
00:23:21,890 --> 00:23:22,890
has been fixed.
456
00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:23,980
Th...
457
00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:25,810
-That's it? We're done?
-That's it?
458
00:23:25,890 --> 00:23:28,980
You obliteratedthe thrilling ending K-E-V-I-N formulated.
459
00:23:29,390 --> 00:23:30,810
Yeah, that's what Hulks do.
460
00:23:30,890 --> 00:23:35,140
We smash things. Bruce smashes buildings.
I smash fourth walls and bad endings.
461
00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:36,640
And sometimes, Matt Murdock.
462
00:23:36,730 --> 00:23:39,390
Okay, now get back to the show.
463
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,810
See you on the big screen.
464
00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:43,770
-Really?
-No.
465
00:23:43,850 --> 00:23:45,730
Oh, whatever, K.E.V.I.N.
466
00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:49,180
Should I transform back or is it...
467
00:23:49,270 --> 00:23:51,430
What's the most budget-friendly way
to do this?
468
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,180
TITANIA: Hey, Titaniacs.
469
00:23:53,270 --> 00:23:55,230
-So, I just destroyed...
-Todd!
470
00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:57,390
OMG, you guys.
471
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,230
We are about to witness a murder.
472
00:23:59,310 --> 00:24:01,270
Now I'm ready to deal with you.
473
00:24:01,430 --> 00:24:02,730
This is amazing.
474
00:24:03,770 --> 00:24:04,810
Just do it.
475
00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:11,230
I'll see you in court,
476
00:24:12,270 --> 00:24:13,430
babe.
477
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,810
Look, I didn't mean to...
478
00:24:18,430 --> 00:24:19,560
Jen, I'm here to help.
479
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,600
Hey, Daredevil! You missed it.
480
00:24:21,890 --> 00:24:23,310
We're done. I'm sorry.
481
00:24:23,390 --> 00:24:24,730
Everything? Oh, man.
482
00:24:24,810 --> 00:24:28,060
It was great, though,
and I'm happy to see you.
483
00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:29,640
Oh. Thanks.
484
00:24:29,730 --> 00:24:31,180
-Happy to see you, too.
-(CHUCKLES) Okay.
485
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:33,600
Oh, my God. Did they hook up?
Are they a thing?
486
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,480
Yeah. Just take it down a notch, Pug.
487
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,020
I'm gonna go. One sec.
488
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,140
Sure.
489
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:40,560
Hi, Daredevil.
490
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,560
All right, as your legal counsel,
491
00:24:43,770 --> 00:24:47,770
if you sign this, you go back to prison
for ten years for parole violation.
492
00:24:47,850 --> 00:24:50,930
Yep. It's the karmic price
I pay for my actions.
493
00:24:51,930 --> 00:24:54,350
Well, maybe you can write
some haikus about it.
494
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:55,850
Sarcasm?
495
00:24:55,930 --> 00:24:57,310
Can't wait to read them.
496
00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:13,480
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
497
00:25:13,810 --> 00:25:15,600
CHED: Why shouldn't
I have my own currency?
498
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,020
Go ahead. You can't.
499
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:21,020
Now, Matt, Jen tells me
you have your own practice.
500
00:25:21,310 --> 00:25:22,680
Yeah, in Hell's Kitchen.
501
00:25:22,770 --> 00:25:24,560
Hear that, Rebecca? His own practice.
502
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,430
Hell's Kitchen doesn't sound like
a very nice area.
503
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,060
(CHUCKLES) It's not glamorous,
but I grew up there.
504
00:25:30,140 --> 00:25:33,020
I always wanted to help those
who can't afford legal services.
505
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,520
So, you don't make much money.
506
00:25:35,390 --> 00:25:38,270
Aunt Rebecca, you don't ask people
how much money they make.
507
00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:39,930
It's fine. I don't do it for the money.
508
00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:42,430
-But you do make some money, right?
-Dad!
509
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,930
It's very expensive raising kids in LA.
510
00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:47,060
He's staying for a week.
511
00:25:47,140 --> 00:25:49,350
I didn't expect this conversation
to go this way.
512
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,180
Matt, I'm gonna tell you right now,
513
00:25:51,270 --> 00:25:54,680
every conversation
is going in that direction, so buckle up.
514
00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,890
-(CHUCKLES)
-I really am. I'm just visiting.
515
00:25:57,230 --> 00:25:58,810
Why not stay?
516
00:25:59,270 --> 00:26:00,390
Um, well...
517
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,520
UNCLE TUCKER:
Why not help with the hamburgers?
518
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,930
AUNT REBECCA: So, I would like
for you to taste my...
519
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,020
Um...
520
00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:09,270
-Jen, I could use a co-counsel here.
-I got ya.
521
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,140
-I think that...
-Welcome to my life.
522
00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:13,640
-(CHUCKLES)
-BRUCE: Hey, everyone.
523
00:26:13,730 --> 00:26:14,850
Whoa-ho!
524
00:26:15,230 --> 00:26:16,430
(ALL CLAMORING)
525
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,310
What's up? Hold on.
526
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,060
Cousin. Bruce.
527
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,730
I know I've been away
on Sakaar for a while.
528
00:26:23,810 --> 00:26:25,230
I'll tell you all about it.
529
00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:26,390
But first,
530
00:26:26,810 --> 00:26:29,310
I have someone here
that I'd like you all to meet.
531
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,640
This is my son, Skaar.
532
00:26:32,730 --> 00:26:33,770
(ALL GASP)
533
00:26:33,850 --> 00:26:35,180
REBECCA: Bruce!
MELANIE: Bruce!
534
00:26:35,270 --> 00:26:36,640
CHED: What's up with the space thing?
535
00:26:36,730 --> 00:26:37,810
ELAINE: Hi, honey!
536
00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:38,930
Wow, your family.
537
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:40,060
ELAINE: You know about this?
538
00:26:40,980 --> 00:26:43,020
REPORTER: In light of
a criminal conspiracy,
539
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:46,060
She-Hulk, the superpowered woman,
cousin of the Hulk
540
00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:48,060
is cleared of her previous conviction.
541
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:49,180
She-Hulk!
542
00:26:49,270 --> 00:26:52,930
Can you share details about your lawsuit
against Todd Phelps and Intelligencia?
543
00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:56,270
People like Todd Phelps have
to be held responsible for their actions.
544
00:26:56,350 --> 00:27:00,350
The message is that if you attack,
harm, or harass innocent people,
545
00:27:00,430 --> 00:27:01,600
I'm coming for you.
546
00:27:01,810 --> 00:27:04,020
Do you mean in a courtroom
or as a superhero?
547
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,680
Both.
548
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,560
Tell our viewers,
who are you wearing today?
549
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:11,680
Okay.
550
00:27:12,850 --> 00:27:15,180
The Difficult Diva of Law herself.
551
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,810
You took your time.
552
00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:12,310
Emil, my apologies for the delay.
553
00:29:12,430 --> 00:29:14,770
You got sucked
in another show, didn't you?
554
00:29:15,890 --> 00:29:19,730
We're really in an era of Peak TV.
Do you have all your things?
555
00:29:19,850 --> 00:29:22,270
Yeah. What's the guest policy
at Kamar-Taj?
556
00:29:22,810 --> 00:29:23,930
Shared fridge?
557
00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:25,680
We're kind of all one with everything.
558
00:29:25,770 --> 00:29:28,140
-What about Wi-Fi?
-We have Wi-Fi.
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