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Now that I've analyzed your blood samples,
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it's way too dangerous
to get out in the world.
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(GRUNTS)
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MALE CROOK: Thunderball, did you get it?
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No. I couldn't pierce
that nasty green skin.
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JENNIFER: Previously on She-Hulk...
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I've got court documents
filed by Titania Worldwide LLC.
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She's suing for trademark misuse.
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You're using my name
to sell your trashy products.
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To be my client,
dress like you respect yourself
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and not like a football player
pleading no contest to a DUI.
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Luke, this is the She-Hulk.
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Oh, my God.
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JENNIFER: Because I made
a dating profile as She-Hulk,
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every single one of those dates
is a corroborating witness.
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Would you have gone on the date
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if She-Hulk had instead presented
as Jennifer Walters?
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She's not really my type.
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The court finds in favor
of Jennifer Walters, aka She-Hulk.
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This isn't over, hater.
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(PARTY HORN TOOTING)
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Oh, goodie.
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No, Jen, you don't need to bring
a Luke Jacobson business suit
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to the wedding.
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I wanna see the supersuit
that he made you.
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JENNIFER: Why? I'll never wear it.
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NIKKI: Come on.
You're killing me!
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It's double the sin to kill a fun person.
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No, no, no. Look at the dress that Luke
made me for the rehearsal dinner.
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-What?
-Yeah.
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-Oh, my God!
-Do you love it?
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You're gonna look hot as Shulky.
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That's a reason
to go to the wedding.
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Yes! That's actually
the reason I'm really excited to go.
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Why does anyone
have a wedding on a Thursday?
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Oh, Lulu's an old friend from high school.
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She's like... She knows my whole family.
My cousin Ched is DJing the wedding.
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-What?
-Yes.
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But we just, like, gradually
grew apart and we don't talk anymore.
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Why are you a bridesmaid?
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'Cause she...
I think she just felt obligated to ask me.
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And I felt obligated to say yes because
how do you say no to being a bridesmaid?
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You just say no.
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I hate that Mallory has
to pick up my slack at work.
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It's just a divorce case.
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It gives me the opportunity
to work so much closer with Miss Mallory.
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-Hmm.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Yes, it's a self-contained
wedding episode.
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And if you think this is happening
at an inconvenient time, you're right.
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'Cause that's how weddings always are.
But I'm gonna look great, so let's go.
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Let's do it!
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(THE VIBES BY SAFIRE PLAYING)
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HEATHER: Wow, Jen!
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Everything about you is just working!
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Thank you, Heather!
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You took that "Toned Up for the
Big Day" workout plan seriously.
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-Yeah, I did.
-Yeah.
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Girl, your ass looks crazy right now.
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Incredible!
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Everybody has an ass. Hi, Jen.
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Hi, Lulu! Oh, my God!
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Um, can I talk to you for a second?
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-I can't believe you're doing this.
-What?
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Taking all the attention away
from me with your... This.
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No one's gonna be looking at me.
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All eyes will be on you.
It's your big day.
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I know it's my big day.
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I don't want you to be
Hulk-y at my wedding.
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Promise me, Jen.
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Promise?
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I promise. I will just show up
as regular Jen at your wedding.
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-Thank you.
-Yeah. Okay. You're okay.
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(GASPS)
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(SCOFFS)
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It's my big day!
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(CHUCKLES POLITELY)
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Obviously, this is the one time
I didn't wanna show up as just Jen.
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LULU: Jackson, Sam, Greg, and Mark.
They're Adam's groomsmen.
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So if everyone's coupled up,
do I not have a groomsman?
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Jen! We would not
leave you hanging like that.
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Do you think we want
our wedding to look insane? (LAUGHS)
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You're gonna be walking with Jonathan.
He'll be at the ceremony tomorrow.
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Oh, my God! Jonathan! I love him.
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Jonathan is literally the best!
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Oh! Awesome. Okay!
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MALLORY: All right, Mr. Hollis.
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MR. IMMORTAL: Uh, Mr. Immortal.
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I'm sorry. Didn't you say
your name was Craig Hollis?
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It is. But I go by Mr. Immortal.
It's pithier.
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Sure.
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Mr. Immortal, you were saying.
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Right. Yes, I know that this is
not your typical divorce case
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but I need you to help me out,
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otherwise this settlement
could bleed me dry.
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Mmm. Divorce is hard.
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Yeah. It's not like
I didn't try marriage out.
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I did. Several times.
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In fact, it could be said
that no one has tried more than me.
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Probably literally.
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I'm a good guy.
I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings.
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But you know, inevitably, things go stale.
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But that is a tough conversation.
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"I don't want to be
married to you anymore.
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"I find that you are
emotionally suffocating me,
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"and you wear weird pajamas."
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Can you blame me for
walking out into traffic during rush hour
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and putting an end
to the whole issue right there?
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-Wait, what?
-Let me get this straight.
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Are you saying that instead of
having a conversation with your wife,
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you kill yourself
to get out of the relationship?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't kill myself.
I'm immortal. So, I can't die.
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You think this woman
with a law degree doesn't know
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what immortal means?
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Well, but in, in my case,
I do die, but only in the legal sense.
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So you die.
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I do, "I die." But only for a...
"Kinda die" for... But I do die.
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Did you ever feel bad about this tactic?
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-Like I said, I'm a nice guy.
-You said that.
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Yeah, if you have the opportunity,
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I think this is the most considerate way
to end a marriage.
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That's not the word you want.
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No, you just don't know how to have
any sort of confrontation whatsoever.
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Oh, I thought that this...
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That lawyers were supposed
to not be judgmental.
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No, they just have to represent you.
I'm tapping out.
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Obviously, ending a relationship is hard.
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-But so is grieving the death of a spouse.
-(ARGUES INDISTINCTLY)
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I'm not sure who I should worry about.
The government, tax?
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Was there an insurance claim?
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(NIKKI ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)
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(GLASS BREAKS)
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-(THUDDING)
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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(CAR ALARM BEEPING)
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(LIMBS CRACKING)
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Well, at least now we know how he does it.
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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Oh, Jen. Jen. I'm the worst.
We haven't even gotten to catch up at all.
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How are you? What have you been up to?
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Oh, I'm...
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Actually, I'm the head
of a new department at GLK and H,
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which is, like, one of the most
prestigious law firms in the country,
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and I mean, as you saw,
I now have superpowers, which is nuts.
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No, I didn't mean... I don't want that.
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Are you dating a guy?
Is there a boy in your life?
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(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
Oh. No. No, no. No.
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Oh, no! I'm sorry.
You'll find someone. Don't feel bad.
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Oh, I don't feel bad.
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That's right! You know what,
you still have a little time.
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Lulu! Team Edward or Jacob?
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Oh, my... Let it rest!
You know I dated both those actors.
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What the hell?
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Hey, Jen! So good to see you.
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I love that you never make
any effort at all.
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What are you doing here?
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This is my friend's very real wedding!
You can't pull your crap here!
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Okay. Well, I see the chit-chat is over.
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The answer to your extremely rude question
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is that I happen to be dating
a friend of the groom, and he invited me.
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-Titania!
-Hey, girl, hey!
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You made it! You're so busy, though.
You have, like, 5,000 businesses.
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-I do.
-Yeah.
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What? No. No. She has weaseled her way
into this wedding to mess with me.
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That is so obvious.
Why does nobody else see that?
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Okay, you're being very loud.
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Jen, I hear you. Again. I do.
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-But you sound insane right now.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Titania wouldn't just
show up to my wedding,
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try and trying to kill you
or something.
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I'm literally just here to celebrate
the love of Lulu and her groom.
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-That's all, okay?
-LULU: That's so sweet.
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Yeah. See?
Not everything is about you, Jennifer.
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Whatever!
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-Sorry. I know this is a little weird.
-Oh, sorry.
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I haven't perfected the least
awkward way to approach a stranger.
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JENNIFER: Oh.
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-Yeah, could use a little work.
-Yeah.
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Work on that for the next time
I bungle another intro.
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-Cool.
-I'm Josh.
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-Jen.
-Bride or groom?
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-Bride. I went to high school with Lulu.
-Mmm.
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-Wow.
-Mmm-hmm.
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-You?
-Groom.
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But it all blends together.
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-Can I ask you a question?
-Yeah.
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Did they give you a plus one?
I don't understand how they decided.
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-Yeah, they didn't, but I don't mind.
-Mmm.
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See, my plan was to
strike up a very normal conversation
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with a beautiful woman
stuffing her face with candied nuts.
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-Oh!
-I'm very good at sticking to my plans.
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-Yeah. I can tell.
-Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh, Jen.
Oh, my gosh, I'm so happy I found you.
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Half the staff is quitting
because of "how I'm treating them."
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Could you help me
clean up around here?
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Straighten up?
Take up some of these empties, tidy up?
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I could use your help.
It's on the inside, please?
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-Yeah. Yep.
-Thank you, Jen.
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-Yeah, yeah.
-See you later.
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Bye.
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$75,000 of credit card debt,
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and Paul conveniently disappears
the day the bill came.
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Well, I never saw a dime for raising
Spencer Jr. alone for all those years.
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I spent $10,000
on a New Orleans jazz funeral
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after Arnie accidentally
swallowed a cyanide pill.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I hear you, believe me.
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Can I ask how you all first became
aware of Mr. Immortal's
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pattern of behavior?
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It was because of me.
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My friend sent me a link to a video
posted on that site, Intelligencia.
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The one for hateful man babies?
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Yep, that's the one.
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You saw this man walk into
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a busy intersection and then he gets
hit by four different cars.
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His body regenerates and then
he just gets up and walks away.
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I, of course, immediately recognized
my idiot husband, Roger.
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(WOMEN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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(WHISPERS) This is what
I was worried about.
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Not only did you
fake your own death multiple times,
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but you also forged
multiple fake identities.
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Frankly, all of these spouses
should be filing criminal charges.
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You are lucky you're not in prison.
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I will never understand women
if I lived to be a... And I will.
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Understand this.
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I'll get you the best deal
under the circumstances.
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-Thank you.
-Don't touch me.
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But let me tell you this.
You're gonna have to pay.
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Why are you smiling?
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It's kinda fun.
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HEATHER: No, she'll totally do it.
This is such a Jen job.
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I make her do stuff like this.
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Oh! Hey! So, the groomsmen
were playing Mario Kart
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and their shirts got wrinkled.
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JENNIFER: Oh, my God,
from a video game?
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Yeah. Video games are sports now.
They're on ESPN and everything.
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-Yeah.
-So you're on ironing duty, right?
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-I am?
-Yeah. Go bride squad!
236
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,680
Thank you so much. Amazing.
237
00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:22,430
LULU: Jen! Your groomsman is here!
HEATHER: Oh, my God! He's here!
238
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Jonathan is here! Jonathan!
239
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,180
BRIDESMAID: Look who you get to
walk down the aisle with!
240
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LULU: He's so brave.
We had to resuscitate him this morning.
241
00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:33,640
Jonathan, of course.
242
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,930
Um...
243
00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:41,640
Ladies, Sebastian, how about this?
244
00:13:41,730 --> 00:13:44,730
I still have all of those
Apple shares I bought in 1981,
245
00:13:44,810 --> 00:13:48,520
plus all the gold left to me
by my first wife, Baroness Cromwell.
246
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,600
How about we split it evenly,
eight ways, and call it a day?
247
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,390
-Very fair.
-Generous and fair.
248
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,600
Then everyone
can move on with their lives.
249
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,770
I will draw up
the paperwork immediately
250
00:13:57,850 --> 00:14:00,480
-and we will get this all sorted out.
-Just a minute.
251
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:04,350
We were married for 18 years
and she was only with him for three.
252
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:06,180
Why should she get the same amount?
253
00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:08,850
Because I had a kid with this fool.
254
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:12,930
-Why should I be punished for her mistake?
-My son is not a mistake.
255
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,600
You used the word "mistake."
256
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,310
-EX-WIFE 1: I just want my 18 years...
-You made a mistake.
257
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,770
Mistake, mistake, mistake.
258
00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:23,180
-Yo, yo, what's going on, my party people?
-(OBNOXIOUS HORN EFFECT PLAYING)
259
00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:28,730
-(GUESTS CHEERING)
-It's your boy, DJ In-ch-ch-chedible Hulk!
260
00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:30,350
-Let's get it started...
-Unbelievable.
261
00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:31,480
...for the new couple!
262
00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:34,020
Hit me with a heavy pour, buddy.
263
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,680
That will be an extra $5.
264
00:14:38,230 --> 00:14:39,310
JENNIFER: Of course.
265
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:43,520
What else am I gonna do
for the next four hours?
266
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,270
(WALKING ON BROKEN GLASS
BY ANNIE LENNOX PLAYING)
267
00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:02,350
Okay, I got you.
Sebastian, this is what we're gonna do.
268
00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:05,230
You are gonna be reimbursed
for the Lake Lawn mausoleum.
269
00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:07,480
Jazz funeral, so chic. I love your style.
270
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,020
Taylor, you will receive
backpay for the two years
271
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:14,850
that you quit your job to help Paul
run a rare jade shop in Piedmont.
272
00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:17,020
Cheryll, cash.
You want it? You get it.
273
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:18,480
-Cash money!
-Amy.
274
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,560
Yes.
275
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:25,020
You are going to receive a sincere apology
with meaningful eye contact.
276
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:28,890
-Oh, my God. Thank you.
-Lasting at least 15 seconds.
277
00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:31,600
Okay? And remember, everyone.
What's our mantra?
278
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-FORMER SPOUSES: Never again!
-Yes!
279
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:37,390
And I feel like that is it. Okay. Mallory?
280
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,730
That all work for you?
281
00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:43,310
Yep. Does... I have a...
282
00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:47,180
(WHISPERS) Is that the absolute best
you can do on eye contact?
283
00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:49,430
Amy, that's 20 seconds
of eye contact.
284
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,980
That seems interminable.
285
00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:55,980
This got ugly.
There's absolutely no doubt about that.
286
00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:59,770
But I truly did love each and every...
287
00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:01,060
ALL: No, save it!
288
00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:04,310
MALLORY: Okay! We are done here.
289
00:16:04,390 --> 00:16:07,480
Ms. Ramos, unconventional and excellent.
290
00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:09,390
EX-WIFE 1: Yes!
291
00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:12,430
-Nice job.
-Get me my money, yeah.
292
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,560
-(FORMER SPOUSES CLAMORING)
-(CHUCKLES)
293
00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:17,230
Bruce, where are ya?
294
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:21,430
I've been trying to get a hold of you for
weeks, or months, or days, or whatever.
295
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,140
Call me back, you ding dong.
296
00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:27,390
CHED: Do not get lazy on me now.
Let's get these feet shufflin', baby.
297
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,810
-Josh! I thought Lulu had eaten you.
-Oh, my gosh.
298
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:31,890
Oh, no, I'm here.
299
00:16:31,980 --> 00:16:35,430
This is the most fun I've seen you have
all Wednesday and Thursday.
300
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:39,230
Josh. Joshua. Joshinson.
301
00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:40,850
-(JOSH LAUGHS)
-It's a good name.
302
00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:42,060
My parents.
303
00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:43,230
-Really?
-Yeah.
304
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:45,560
-They gave you a good face, too.
-Oh, did they?
305
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,680
Wow, thank you for that compliment.
306
00:16:47,770 --> 00:16:49,640
I was wondering
when you would notice.
307
00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:53,230
I just had my brain on way too much
of this wedding stuff,
308
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:54,980
big dumb marriage, and love...
309
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:58,430
So you're a romantic? That's what it is?
310
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,850
-I don't actually hate love.
-Oh.
311
00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:05,770
I just wanted to come to one wedding
312
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,180
and show that I was
actually doing pretty good.
313
00:17:08,930 --> 00:17:11,810
-I don't have a boyfriend or a husband.
-Good to know.
314
00:17:11,890 --> 00:17:14,430
Let me tell you a secret.
Come here. Listen.
315
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,520
Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming.
316
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:20,270
Okay, so I'm actually
doing really so good.
317
00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:24,600
And I have a great job. Lawyering the law.
318
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,310
And I am so strong.
319
00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:28,560
Dude, I'm really strong.
320
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,020
Yeah, I can... It's tight.
321
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:33,980
Yeah. And you haven't seen
what my She-Hulk hair looks like!
322
00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:35,230
Oh, I would love to see it.
323
00:17:35,310 --> 00:17:36,430
-Really?
-Yeah.
324
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:38,980
I can't do it here.
325
00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:40,230
Okay.
326
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:43,140
You know, everyone is always so...
327
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:46,020
Saying about how She-Hulk is amazing...
328
00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:50,810
They're always saying it.
I wanted to be amazing tonight.
329
00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:54,980
I don't know. I...
I think you're pretty great.
330
00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:00,850
You do?
331
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,600
I do.
332
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,770
Oh, no.
333
00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:14,310
-Are you okay?
-Oh, no, it's happening.
334
00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:15,390
What's, what's...
335
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,520
(VOMITS)
336
00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:23,480
TITANIA: Yeah, let it out, babe.
Let it all out.
337
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,850
(GRUNTS)
338
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:33,230
Knew it!
339
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:36,930
Obviously.
I literally said this isn't over.
340
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:40,390
So now I am I'm going to
publicly destroy you.
341
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,890
Oh, come on!
I won that fair and square. Get over it.
342
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:45,310
I don't get over anything.
343
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,770
(GROANS)
344
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:50,060
Are you not gonna turn?
345
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,180
I can take you like this.
346
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,600
(GRUNTS)
347
00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:59,180
(GROANS)
348
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:01,930
TITANIA: This is just sad.
349
00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:05,430
It's no fun unless you're She-Hulk.
Come on!
350
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,270
Why are you so obsessed with me?
351
00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:12,020
I am not obsessed with you.
Although it seems like everyone else is.
352
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:16,270
You don't get to ruin everything for me
for something you don't even want.
353
00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:18,430
Something you don't even deserve.
354
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,680
So now I am forced to prove it.
So green up!
355
00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:23,930
(SIGHS)
356
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:27,140
Okay, just this one time I turn She-Hulk.
357
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,180
(GRUNTS)
358
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:36,980
Oh, no, I forgot how to do it.
359
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,430
This is pathetic.
360
00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:40,560
Ugh! Give me a second!
361
00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:55,980
(TITANIA GRUNTS)
362
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,730
-(OBNOXIOUS HORN PLAYS)
-We got a wedding fight!
363
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,270
(ELECTRIC BOOGIE
BY MARCIA GRIFFITHS PLAYING)
364
00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:38,430
(GROWLS)
365
00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:41,600
(CROWD GASPS)
366
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,680
(CAMERA CLICKS)
367
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:52,020
TITANIA: My veneers!
368
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:53,600
You think this is funny?
369
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:57,560
Are you showing your
11 followers on Instagram?
370
00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,180
Where are you going? And I'm taking this!
371
00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:02,310
This wedding sucks!
372
00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:04,060
(SIGHS)
373
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,600
(OBNOXIOUS HORN SOUNDS)
374
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,480
Oh, Lulu. I know I promised.
375
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:17,850
She sucker-punched me when I was
throwing up. Like, who does that?
376
00:21:22,270 --> 00:21:23,980
Oh, my God.
377
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,520
(SLURRING) She-Hulk is at my wedding?
378
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:33,770
-Yeah.
-I love you so much. I'm a fan.
379
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:36,810
-Whoa! Huge boobs!
-Yes, they're big.
380
00:21:36,890 --> 00:21:39,810
Okay, huge boobs. Congrats. Whatever.
381
00:21:39,890 --> 00:21:41,390
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
382
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,730
I love the photobooth here.
The guy is so hot.
383
00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:49,770
MALLORY: I mean,
I just don't understand
384
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,770
why anyone that afraid of conflict
keeps getting married.
385
00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:53,850
Oh, yeah.
386
00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:57,850
And I just can't believe that guy got
eight different people to marry him.
387
00:21:57,930 --> 00:21:59,850
You must not be single in Los Angeles.
388
00:21:59,930 --> 00:22:02,230
I have been married a long time.
389
00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:05,520
-You're married?
-Eleven years this October.
390
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,640
-What?
-The day after my son's birthday. Yeah.
391
00:22:08,730 --> 00:22:12,180
Hold on. You have children?
You have a child. You have a kid.
392
00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:14,230
-Mallory Book has...
-Enough questions.
393
00:22:14,310 --> 00:22:16,100
-Okay.
-Let's see here.
394
00:22:16,930 --> 00:22:18,310
Wait, I gotta look at this.
395
00:22:18,390 --> 00:22:20,810
What is this? She-Hulk...
396
00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:22,730
Hulking? Wait, what the hell?
397
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,230
"Comma, she was so gross.
398
00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:30,560
-"She was 30. Ew!" Okay.
-Oh, God.
399
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,730
That's believable.
400
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:35,140
I just copied and pasted
what guys have said to me on the Internet.
401
00:22:35,930 --> 00:22:39,560
Accepted.
Hashtag, friends with bros. Okay.
402
00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:49,430
NIKKI: This is... What? What is this?
Mal, "How do we kill She-Hulk?"
403
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,390
This is dark. We gotta talk to Jen.
404
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,350
No, we do not. No.
405
00:22:54,430 --> 00:22:55,560
Are you reading this?
406
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,180
Yes. Why would you wanna
put that mess in her head?
407
00:22:58,270 --> 00:23:00,140
But some of these are death threats.
408
00:23:00,230 --> 00:23:01,600
MALLORY: Nikki, they're just trolls.
409
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,180
Any attention at all gives them
what they want.
410
00:23:04,270 --> 00:23:07,980
Jen is better off.
Just let her live her life.
411
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,520
Fine.
412
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,730
It's called Intelligencia and it's all of
these, like, memes and death threats.
413
00:23:16,810 --> 00:23:19,270
Okay? But Mallory said
not to tell you because
414
00:23:19,350 --> 00:23:22,560
she said it would make you feel bad
and we should protect you
415
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,350
and let you live your life. But...
416
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,390
I mean, you know,
obviously, I didn't do that.
417
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,600
It's probably nothing.
418
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:33,310
So, just give me a call
when you get this and I love you so much.
419
00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:35,850
(PHONE BEEPS)
420
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:38,730
-Did we hit?
-Yeah, it's hit.
421
00:23:38,810 --> 00:23:40,730
Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm gettin' in there.
422
00:23:41,850 --> 00:23:43,600
Careful, don't hurt yourself.
423
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,140
I won't. Get a little dip.
424
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,560
(TYPING)
425
00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:53,810
(COMPUTER BEEPING)
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