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WOMAN: She-Hulk?
PEOPLE: She-Hulk. She-Hulk.
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NIKKI: Lady-Hulk, Girl-Hulk, She-Hulk.
Give 'em what they want.
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JENNIFER: Previously on She-Hulk...
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That name better not stick.
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What if you made a profile as She-Hulk?
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I'm not proud of this.
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Is there anything worse
than dating in your 30s?
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I have to admit, I was a fan.
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I mean, your battle with Titania in court,
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-it was incredible.
-(CRASHING)
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REPORTER ON TV: Supporters of the
Free Titania movement are celebrating
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-that she's been cleared of all charges.
-Boo.
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I've got court documents
filed by Titania Worldwide LLC.
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She's suing me over the name "She-Hulk"?
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But that's my name.
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WOMAN: Strength is beauty.
Beauty is strength.
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What makes you beautiful?
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She-Hulk by Titania.
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Be strong, be beautiful. Own who you are.
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She-Hulk by Titania.
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I am strength. I am beauty.
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I own who I am.
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She-Hulk by Titania,
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a luxurious new line of skin care,
beauty, and wellness products
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created by Titania exclusively for you.
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She-Hulk by Titania.
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MAN: You're listening to Pro Say,
Law 360's podcast.
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A quick word from our sponsor.
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WOMAN: Hey, Titaniacs,
can't wait to see you all.
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY
OVER PODCAST)
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(GASPS)
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-Ched!
-Yo. What's up, Jen?
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You can't just walk into my house!
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What do you want me to tell you?
I just did.
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I'm making a killing
selling these signed She-Hulk products.
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They love you.
The people love the She-Hulk.
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-So I need your John Hancock for me.
-I'm not signing those.
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What do you mean?
I'm supporting your business venture.
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No, this is not mine.
It has nothing to do with me.
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-It's got your name here on the label.
-This is someone else.
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This woman, Titania,
has trademarked my name.
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That's dumb.
Why would you let her do that?
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I didn't let her, Ched.
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Huh.
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You know, Jen,
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the way trademark works is,
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whoever gets there first, gets it.
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So if you would've done yours first,
she wouldn't have been able to do that.
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(SCREAMS)
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(WOMAN READING)
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Thank you.
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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She tweeted that she'd be here
connecting with her fans.
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You follow her?
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It's for reconnaissance.
Where are you going?
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-To talk to her.
-Yeah, we are.
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But we're not waiting in line.
You kidding?
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We enter with confidence.
That's how it works. Excuse us.
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What is this?
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"Snake venom lip plumper."
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She's literally selling snake oil.
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"Beauty serum."
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"Beauty oil."
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"Beauty tonic." How are these
not all exactly the same thing?
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Are you kidding?
They're completely different.
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Free samples?
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These are all for me and that girl.
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-(WOMAN CHUCKLES)
-Thank you so much, thank you.
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I'm so sorry, little child,
but the line starts way back there.
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I don't wanna cut.
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I want you to stop,
and take all of this down.
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What's the issue?
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You're using my name to sell
your trashy products, and you're suing me?
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Get over it, Jennifer.
The name She-Hulk is mine.
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Excuse me?
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Could you take a photo?
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Oh, my God, yes. Back up a little bit.
Just give me some space.
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-She's gonna...
-You taking it?
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Just one, and that is it.
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JENNIFER: I can't believe
she stole my name.
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But you said you didn't like
that name anyways.
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-I don't.
-Okay.
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It's just what people
decided to call me. It's not who I am.
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I'm still Jennifer Walters.
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She-Hulk is just a thing
that happened to me.
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-That's a really good perspective to have.
-I admit there are parts that I enjoy.
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-Okay, you're not done.
-Like the amazing hair, no hangover.
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Walking home with headphones on
without being afraid.
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-Every woman's dream.
-But I'm not a different person
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who needs a different name.
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Okay. So you're not mad
at the name She-Hulk?
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No, I don't care about it.
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-Okay. So you're totally over it?
-Yeah, like, the most over it.
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You're crushing your stapler.
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What?
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NIKKI: Why does she have to charge
her fans so much for everything?
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Because that's smart, Nikki.
That's why she is rich and you're broke.
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What's happening, Nik?
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Oh, I was just talking to myself.
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I can't pretend I'm here
for a friendly visit. I need a favor.
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Oh. well, you know my price.
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-Return favor. Plus interest.
-Done.
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-Okay.
-Stand in line with me
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waiting for a sneaker drop?
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The Iron Man Threes are coming out.
They're limited to one pair per customer.
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Why do you need two pairs?
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One to rock and one to stock.
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Okay, so you're telling me
that you collect shoes
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to look at that you're never gonna wear?
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I respect that.
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I'm not gonna brag to you or anything,
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but I do have some
pretty rare limited editions
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that I got from my drip broker.
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Through your... Excuse me, your what?
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Yeah, I got a guy, Alonzo,
the drip broker.
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He can find anything you're looking for,
fashion-wise.
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Can this drip broker
find someone who could do custom clothing
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for, say, a super-human sized person?
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No doubt.
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Okay. I'm gonna need
to call in my favor right now.
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-You haven't done my favor.
-I'm letting you slide on the interest.
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You're right.
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-You're right. Slick Nik. Slick Nik.
-(CHUCKLES)
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I just wanted to thank
all of my beloved Titaniacs
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-for helping me reach my...
-I'm over it. I really am.
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NIKKI: This is a boba café.
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Alonzo says that it's a front
for a superhero clothing business.
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Okay.
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-Hi, are you ready to order?
-Hey, how you doing, man?
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My boy Alonzo sent me.
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Alonzo. Okay, what's the order?
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No, no. My boy, Alonzo,
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the drip broker.
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He sent me.
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(WHISPERS) For the superhero stuff.
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This is a boba café.
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(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
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What is that, Chinese? I'm not Chinese.
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Well, I said we're not cops.
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And I said it in Chinese.
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I feel so much shame.
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-He's mad. I offended him. I...
-BARISTA: Okay.
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(BOTH GASP)
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Come to the back.
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-All right.
-Creepy back-room situation.
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-This kind of hustle.
-Okay.
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What do you need? I got everything.
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Captain America shield, Thor hammer.
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Avengers T-shirt.
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This says, "Avongers."
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BARISTA: You don't like Avongers?
I got Avingers.
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Oh, with an I.
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I kind of like this.
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Okay, no, we don't want
bootleg stuff, okay?
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I want custom-made clothing
for a superhero.
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Question, if you're not the guy,
then do you know who the guy is?
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He won't meet you. He's exclusive.
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Okay. So you do know the guy.
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(SIGHS) Okay, fine.
I'll buy one of your Avongers T-shirts.
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-And a matching hat.
-Yes, I wanna complete the ensemble.
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Okay.
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MAN OVER SPEAKER: No.
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Hi.
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I wanted to talk to you
about making clothing for my client...
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Do you have a referral?
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Titania referred me.
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I saw you shrug. Rejected.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Actually, my client is an Avenger.
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-She's one of the top-tier ones, sir.
-Yes.
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MAN: Fifteen-minute consultation.
My assistant will set up the appointment.
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I can still see you.
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-Okay. Okay.
-Yes, sir. Thank you.
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Is everything all right, sir?
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No.
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Why did I pass a billboard
on Santa Monica Boulevard today
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advertising a She-Hulk
booty boost smoothie?
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Oh, so, that's not actually me.
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So that name
was never really mine, officially.
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Everyone in the media
just started calling me that.
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But now this incredibly awful,
slightly super-powered woman...
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Uh, yeah, I'm gonna stop you,
'cause none of that's my concern.
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Okay.
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GLK and H made She-Hulk the face
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of our superhuman law division.
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And now, we find ourselves
in the middle of a frivolous lawsuit.
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No one hires a firm
that can't handle its own messes.
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I am going to fix this, sir.
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(CHUCKLES) No, you won't.
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I'm surprised and relieved
you aren't foolish enough
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to try to represent yourself.
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At least you know that basic rule.
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I'm taking this on
as a professional courtesy,
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but moving forward, we are not colleagues.
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I'm the attorney, you're the client.
That's the only way this can work.
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Agreed?
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Agreed.
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Why didn't you trademark your pseudonym?
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I never even thought about it, you know?
Why would I?
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Did Doctor Strange have to trademark
his name? Did Thor?
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You chose two examples
of people who use their real names.
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Mmm-hmm.
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This is the person
who legally outmaneuvered you?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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We need to show strength. Countersue.
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Establish you were using the name
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in a professional capacity
before the trademark date,
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and Titania is profiting
off name recognition
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already established in the marketplace.
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If you're gonna be my client,
dress like you respect yourself,
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and not like a football player
pleading no contest to a DUI.
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Nikki?
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Yes? Wasn't lurking. I was close by.
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You obviously spend a lot of time
thinking about what you wear.
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-Why don't you help her?
-I'm actually already on top of that.
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I got you a consultation with the guy
who makes clothing for superheroes.
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-Oh, I don't think I really need that.
-BOTH: You do, yeah.
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Oh.
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
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Nice suit, Shrek.
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BAILIFF: All rise.
Court is now in session.
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Your Honor, we move to dismiss
this entirely frivolous suit.
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My client owns the trademark for She-Hulk.
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Ms. Book may enjoy
wasting the court's time,
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but you can be certain that I do not.
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Ms. Book?
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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As you will see,
there are no issues of fact here
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that would require proceeding to trial.
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Since the first public appearance
of Jennifer Walters in her Hulk form,
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the public has unanimously identified her
with the name She-Hulk.
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In fact, the name had not even
been recorded
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in public discourse until that debut.
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We have a number of news items
and broadcast quotes
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I'd like to enter into record.
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Simply put,
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the defendant is exploiting goodwill
towards my client
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and her better-known cousin,
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in order to sell
her non-FDA approved sham products.
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We ask the court to grant our motion
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for summary judgment,
and order our requested remedies.
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Okay.
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First of all, "sham"?
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Why don't you try telling that
to the thousands of testimonials
246
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from my fans who have had nothing
but amazing results
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with my exclusive line
of She-Hulk Foot Exfoliants,
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which I just so happen to have
a little sample of,
249
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and offer into evidence, thank you.
250
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JUDGE: No, we don't need...
251
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Can we please stay on track here?
252
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What my client is trying to say
is that She-Hulk was not...
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You can sit down.
254
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What my client is trying to say
is that Ms. Walters was not interested
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in the She-Hulk name
until it became associated
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with this incredibly
successful line of products.
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If we may.
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-REPORTER: She-Hulk! Hey, She-Hulk!
-I will not answer to that name.
259
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You know why? 'Cause it's not my name.
260
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She-Hulk! She-Hulk!
261
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My name never has been,
and never will be She-Hulk.
262
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It's lazy, it's reductive,
and it's straight-up garbage.
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Any response, Ms. Book?
264
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Actually, yes.
We have one more clip to show.
265
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Tell us, how did you come up
with the name She-Hulk?
266
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Some random guy
on the news came up with it.
267
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But it stuck, and so now,
whether I like it or not,
268
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I am forever She-Hulk.
269
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My client clearly stated
that she is She-Hulk.
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This is just one instance.
271
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Can you prove a pattern of Ms. Walter's
personal use of the name?
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Yes, Your Honor,
we definitely have more to present.
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JUDGE: You'd better.
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Or I'm inclined to side
with the defendant.
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We'll recess until Thursday.
276
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-(BEEPS)
-Appointment for She-Hulk.
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-We told him you're an Avenger.
-What?
278
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MAN: ...all of the care instructions
on the tag.
279
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I will not be held responsible
for customer stupidity.
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This one.
281
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Oh, my God!
282
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Is the hag convention in town?
283
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(CHUCKLES)
284
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Luke, Nikki Ramos. This is the She-Hulk.
285
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-Jennifer Walters.
-Never heard of you.
286
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My client list is very exclusive
because my work is impeccable.
287
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Well, like I told you before,
she's gonna be one of the Avengers.
288
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-You said she was one.
-It hasn't been announced yet.
289
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They're still working out the deal,
but she is.
290
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The Hulk is her cousin.
291
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-By blood?
-Yeah.
292
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And she is going to be a megastar.
293
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-Her?
-Okay, is this really necessary?
294
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I just want you to make me a new suit.
295
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,100
Okay, what kind
of superhero-ing do you do?
296
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Do you need built-in weaponry?
Waterproofing, fire-resistance?
297
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:03,680
No, I don't need a suit like that.
I just need a business suit.
298
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Everything I make stands up
to the highest combat standards.
299
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I don't make basic shit.
300
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Yeah, I don't really need any of that.
I'm a lawyer. (CHUCKLES)
301
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(SNICKERS)
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She's a... You're a...
303
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-A lawyer.
-She's a lawyer.
304
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,100
That's so cute. I love that.
That's so cute.
305
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This one. Thank you.
306
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This is a waste of my time and my talents.
Please get out.
307
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Okay, but she needs a suit
308
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that's gonna fit her both as Jen
and as She-Hulk.
309
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Something that requires a lot of talent.
Can we show him?
310
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Yeah. All the way down, small, impish.
311
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-(RUSTLING)
-Large, superhuman.
312
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Do you think you could design a suit
that would adapt to both of my bodies?
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Come on. Ever done a Hulk before?
314
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-This is huge. This is huge.
-Tinsley!
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Order extra bolts of the stretch wool.
We're going to need
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a lot of fabric.
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JENNIFER: Why was he so mean?
NIKKI: In fashion, it's cool to be mean.
318
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She's so impeccable. Where does she shop?
319
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Somewhere with valet parking.
320
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Oh, no. Remember that date I went on
with the guy with the fetish?
321
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-I know her.
-She's a client. Of course, you do.
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He's so creepy and disgusting. Monstrous.
323
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-Hi! Todd, right?
-She-Hulk!
324
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Didn't know you worked here.
325
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Yeah! Are you a client, or...
326
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I am. I'm one of the biggest.
327
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Just had a meeting with
my favorite lady lawyer.
328
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No touching.
329
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:41,770
We should, um...
330
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,140
Yeah, we should reconnect soon.
331
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-Absolutely. That would be great.
-Yeah. Drinks on me.
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Okay.
333
00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:56,270
-You rolled over so quickly.
-So quickly.
334
00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:58,310
-But the drinks are on him.
-So quickly.
335
00:17:58,390 --> 00:17:59,390
See you outside in ten.
336
00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:03,730
Yeah, and you looked at that guy's
dating profile and you were like,
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"I'll give him a couple
of precious hours of my life."
338
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And I sat across... No, She-Hulk.
339
00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:13,230
She-Hulk sat across from him
for an entire dinner.
340
00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:15,980
Yeah, and he for sure
is telling all his friends like,
341
00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:17,980
"Yo, bro. Went on a date with She-Hulk."
342
00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:20,060
-Oh, my God.
-What?
343
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He went on a date with She-Hulk.
344
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,390
Yeah.
345
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Because I made a dating profile
as She-Hulk,
346
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and went on several dates as She-Hulk,
showing a clear pattern of using the name.
347
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Every single one of those dates
is a corroborating witness. This...
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Is how I win this case.
349
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By parading all the questionable men
you dated in a courtroom.
350
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:44,230
-Jen, that's going to be embarrassing.
-Yeah.
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(GAVEL BANGS)
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Ms. Book.
353
00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:59,850
Your Honor, we have compelling evidence
my client did in fact self-identify
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with the moniker She-Hulk
355
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well before Titania filed
for the trademark.
356
00:19:03,770 --> 00:19:04,770
Please proceed.
357
00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:07,390
My client used "She-Hulk,"
358
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not as a name to exploit
in order to sell product,
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but as a genuine part of her identity.
360
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:19,850
As you can see in the "About Me" section,
my client wrote, and I quote,
361
00:19:19,930 --> 00:19:23,310
"Mean, green and straight-poured
into these jeans."
362
00:19:23,390 --> 00:19:24,480
Ew.
363
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,850
And to answer the question,
"What are you looking for in a partner?"
364
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my client wrote,
365
00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:33,770
"A sturdy back
and reinforced king-size bed.
366
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"JK. JK. JK."
367
00:19:37,890 --> 00:19:39,680
We'd like to call our witnesses.
368
00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:46,390
'Sup?
369
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:51,520
Yeah, she's like, "It's me.
The real She-Hulk. Impressed much?"
370
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:54,310
She came across a little tryhard,
to be honest.
371
00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:56,480
I'm just not about that.
372
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:01,730
I specifically remember her
referring to herself as She-Hulk,
373
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in the third person,
and as a writer myself,
374
00:20:05,810 --> 00:20:07,180
I found that grating.
375
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,560
TODD: Yeah, no, she confided in me
376
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that she was initially embarrassed
by the name She-Hulk.
377
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,350
But then she embraced it.
378
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,680
That's the beautiful part.
379
00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:18,560
I guess I'm the kind of guy
a woman can really open up to.
380
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:22,810
So you would say
you really connected with She-Hulk?
381
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:26,770
She-Hulk and I had an intense connection.
382
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,020
We had a great date.
383
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,350
She battled demons, I mean, come on.
384
00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:35,600
Would you have gone on the date
385
00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:39,930
if She-Hulk had instead presented
as Jennifer Walters?
386
00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:43,020
(SIGHS) Look,
I don't mean to be rude, but...
387
00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:44,930
No.
388
00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:48,770
She's not really my type.
389
00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:53,600
But She-Hulk. She-Hulk's incredible.
She's amazing.
390
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:03,520
In light of this new testimony,
the court finds in favor of...
391
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,980
Jennifer Walters, aka She-Hulk.
392
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:09,730
Motion for summary judgement is granted.
393
00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:13,310
Titania and her subsidiaries
will cease usage
394
00:21:13,390 --> 00:21:15,850
of the She-Hulk name
effective immediately.
395
00:21:15,930 --> 00:21:18,930
All current products
on the market must be recalled.
396
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:20,560
(GAVEL BANGS)
397
00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:27,140
This isn't over, hater.
398
00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:33,140
-Hey, Titania.
-What?
399
00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:35,020
I'm so sorry that happened to you.
400
00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:38,060
-What you getting into later?
-Fine. You can buy me things. Let's go.
401
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:39,310
Hey.
402
00:21:50,270 --> 00:21:52,730
MAN: I love you so much, Titania.
403
00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:54,520
MAN 2: Titania!
404
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,680
Thank you for that.
405
00:21:56,390 --> 00:22:00,640
I mean, I might need to schedule
several sessions of therapy,
406
00:22:00,730 --> 00:22:02,350
but we won.
407
00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:05,140
Look, Walters,
408
00:22:05,890 --> 00:22:08,520
what that extremely attractive man
said in there,
409
00:22:09,140 --> 00:22:11,680
you can do better. You deserve better.
410
00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:20,230
-Can I buy you a drink to say thanks?
-Sure.
411
00:22:22,430 --> 00:22:26,560
Here you go.
I'm so happy we're doing this. Cheers.
412
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:28,730
Quite a strategy.
413
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:31,850
I don't know any other lawyer
414
00:22:31,930 --> 00:22:34,520
who would humiliate themselves
that way to win a case.
415
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:38,430
Yeah, you can always count on me
to throw myself under the bus.
416
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,640
It's why Holliway pays me
the medium bucks.
417
00:22:41,730 --> 00:22:43,350
He couldn't have gone through that.
418
00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:46,770
He's never had to prove his value
to a parade of underwhelming men.
419
00:22:46,850 --> 00:22:47,930
(LAUGHS) Right?
420
00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:52,100
Like, think about everything
that She-Hulk brings to the table,
421
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:54,060
and those guys were my best option.
422
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,810
You can have literal superpowers,
423
00:22:55,890 --> 00:22:58,770
and some guy with Internet
will still think he can do better.
424
00:22:58,850 --> 00:23:02,430
(LAUGHS) Yes! Oh, my God!
The things we put up with.
425
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,850
I am so happy we're friends now.
426
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:11,520
What... Did I just say that out loud?
427
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,930
-Thanks for the drink.
-Of course.
428
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,640
I thought you were getting better clothes.
429
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,230
Oh, yeah, my clothes!
430
00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:32,180
Hey, Luke.
431
00:23:33,390 --> 00:23:34,730
Just here to get my suits.
432
00:23:44,270 --> 00:23:45,980
(TUTS) Uh-uh-uh.
433
00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:48,810
Here. Try this.
434
00:23:48,930 --> 00:23:50,020
Thank you.
435
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:53,680
Ooh! I like it!
436
00:23:53,770 --> 00:23:56,020
Of course you do, because I'm a genius.
437
00:23:58,890 --> 00:24:00,140
Oh!
438
00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:04,640
I made you a little something extra.
439
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,810
-I don't know that I'll really have an...
-Just say thank you, Jennifer.
440
00:24:14,890 --> 00:24:15,890
JENNIFER: Thank you.
441
00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:18,890
Hello, this shouldn't be left out
in the open. (SCOFFS)
442
00:24:19,270 --> 00:24:22,730
Tinsley, does client confidentiality
mean nothing to you?
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