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JENNIFER: Previously on She-Hulk...
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
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(CRASHING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Who the hell is that?
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Who forced you to escape this
insanely high-security prison undetected?
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A Sorcerer Supreme of the Mystic Arts,
and his name is...
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Wong. Just Wong.
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He's either a sorcerer
who lives in New York,
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or a librarian who lives in Nepal.
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Jen, there is the nicest young man
who works at the coffee shop that I go to.
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-His name is Yusuf.
-Do not set me up, Mom.
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No. No. He's much too young for you.
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JENNIFER: I'm not gonna be a superhero.
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Jen, when you have powers like this,
it's like putting a target on your back.
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(GASPS)
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If you're gonna strut around
showing off your powers,
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you better be able to back it up.
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-(SCREAMING)
-(THUDS)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CHANTING "OM")
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The ancient art of levitation.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Are you not amazed? Summoning fire.
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Fire. Behold flame.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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For my next illusion,
the great Donny Blaze
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-needs assistance from a volunteer.
-Ooh!
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-Oh!
-Miss, if you may. Round of applause.
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(ALL APPLAUDING)
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And what is your name, young lady?
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Madisynn, with two N's, one Y,
but it's not where you think.
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Well, as the great Billy Shakes once said,
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"A rose by any other name
would smell as sweet."
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Ah!
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Donny Blaze!
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(AUDIENCE MURMURS QUIETLY)
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Do the thing. Do the thing.
Do it, do it, do it.
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How about I try something
with a little more heat?
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(EXHALES SHARPLY)
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(WHISPERING) Come on.
Please, please, please.
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Come on. Please.
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Come on.
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(CROWD GASPING)
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(ALL APPLAUDING)
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Donny Blaze!
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(LAUGHS)
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FYI, these don't smell like anything.
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Ew!
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(THEME SONG PLAYING FROM TV)
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(GROANS)
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-(SCREAMS)
-(THUDS)
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Oh.
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Where am I?
What happened to all the goblins?
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Who are you? Are you the goblin king?
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No, I'm not. Where did you come from?
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I grew up in Fort Lauderdale,
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but now my dad lives in Phoenix
with his new family,
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so I go there sometimes.
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-He married this woman...
-Did a cut-rate magician send you?
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Um, not exactly.
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He sent me to a diff dimensh
and a talking goat helped me escape
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a lava pit in exchange for
six drops of my blood.
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Oop. Then I kinda like browned out
and now I'm here.
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(BELL DINGING)
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Okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay, no, no, no.
I'm gonna send you home.
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-What's your address?
-I don't even remember.
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(GASPS)
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Wait. This is the one
where they kill Adriana.
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It was so sad.
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-You just ruined it.
-I cried for three days.
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Donny Blaze is going to pay for this.
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Mmm. You look happy.
I guess you saw that Wong is back.
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God, everybody loves Wong.
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It's like giving the show
Twitter armor for a week.
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-Good morning, sweetheart.
-Dad, what are you doing here?
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Well, after that scare you had,
I am here to beef up security.
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I've got new locks, cameras,
an alarm system and pepper spray.
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-What's the shovel for?
-Digging holes.
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-Let's just leave it at that.
-I don't need you to do any of this.
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My daughter gets attacked by four men,
and I'm supposed to do nothing?
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Your daughter's a Hulk. I'm gonna be fine.
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-What did the police say?
-Oh, they said, um, police stuff.
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You didn't call them?
Are you serious, Jen?
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I was a prosecutor long enough to know
that they're not gonna catch these guys.
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-Well, what if they come back?
-I will kick their ass again.
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And you can use the shovel.
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(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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(CLICKING)
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(BELL DINGING)
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Perfect.
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NIKKI: Hey, hey.
They're airing your interview again.
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I think you should watch this time.
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JENNIFER ON TV:
My client's name is Emil Blonsky.
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Okay. We have got to
get you some new clothes.
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There's a very limited selection
of clothing that fits my body.
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Clearly.
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How did you come up
with the name She-Hulk?
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-You ding-dongs dubbed me that.
-JENNIFER: Funny story, I didn't.
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Ms. Walters, I have a legal situation
of the greatest importance.
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Okay. Good luck with that, Jen.
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Nice to see you again, Wong.
How can I help you?
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I'm having an issue with a "magician."
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Notice how I used the word
"magician" in quotes.
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-I did, yes.
-It's because he's not an actual magician.
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This charlatan goes by
the name of Donny Blaze.
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He's a former student of the Mystic Arts
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but he was kicked out after a week
when he summoned three kegs
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and his former fraternity brother
Ky-Dog to Kamar-Taj.
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He's now performing cheap human tricks
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here in Los Angeles
at the "Mystic Castle."
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-Notice how I...
-Not mystic. Not a castle. Got it.
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Recently, Donny has been using
our sacred teachings in his shows,
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sending volunteers into
other realms for casual fun.
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But he barely has a grasp of the basics
of inter-dimensional portaling.
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Practicing the Mystic Arts without
proper training not only endangers people,
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it risks untangling the material
and astral planes.
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-Completely.
-I need to make an example of Donny Blaze.
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Set a precedent that no unlicensed persons
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ever attempt to practice
the Mystic Arts again.
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This might be pretty straightforward.
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Did Mr. Blaze sign an NDA
or a non-compete?
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No.
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Was there a contract
when he began training?
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Students pledge themselves to be
loyal servants of the Mystic Arts.
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-And did you get that in writing?
-No.
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Ms. Walters, we answer to a higher power
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that abides by the metaphysical laws
of the time-space continuum.
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Sure. But this is
the American legal system.
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No judge is gonna take this seriously
unless we do things by the book.
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-Oh, The Book of Vishanti.
-No, the book of American laws.
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(GROANS)
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Do you want to leave
your information with me this time?
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-Oh! Okay, that's very good.
-Cheap human tricks.
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-Okay, done with Wong's cease and desist.
-Okay. Great.
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Now your dating profile.
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Onto the last bit of
the Blonsky parole brief.
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Whoo-whoo!
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-Did you just "whoo-whoo" a parole brief?
-Mmm-hmm.
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I hated it as soon as it
came out of my mouth.
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-Okay.
-Yeah.
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Excuse me, ladies. I hate to see
two stunning women sitting all alone.
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Okay, well, there's two of us.
So by definition, not alone.
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Can I buy you sexy ladies
a round of drinks?
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Okay, sir, we're clearly
in the middle of work here.
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When you change your mind,
I'll be at the bar.
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See, that guy is exactly why I don't date.
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Oh, my God.
You don't have to date that guy. Jesus.
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There are plenty of non-gross people
out there for you to date.
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-Show me your Matcher profile.
-No.
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(GASPS) Jennifer. Again. Baby steps.
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-There we go.
-All right.
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-Quite nice, actually.
-Oh, my God.
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We're not using your corporate headshot
as your profile photo.
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What's your first date gonna be? Webinar?
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-This is why I didn't want to show you.
-Okay, there's no judgment.
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But that was a really bad choice.
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-Oh, okay.
-Oh, my God. Are you swiping?
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Yes, of course.
Come on. It's a numbers game, all right?
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After 500 swipes, you'll get
about a third of those as matches.
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And that's when
the real filtering happens.
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-Oof. Hetero life is grim.
-Nikki, you're not helping.
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Yes, I am. Come on. This is good.
What if you made a profile,
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hear me out, as She-Hulk?
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-I thought you hated the name She-Hulk.
-I do.
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I don't know. I can't stop saying it.
It's really catchy.
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No. If I'm gonna date,
it's gonna be as Jen.
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-All right.
-Regular old Jen.
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I already have to be
She-Hulk in the office.
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-She-Hulk.
-(SIGHS) She-Hulk.
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-(PHONE CHIMES)
-Ah. See? A match.
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I do not have to be She-Hulk
to get a date.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-Now give me back my phone.
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You're killing me.
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So, consider this an official warning
to cease all practices of the Mystic Arts.
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-Absurd. You can't own magic.
-Yeah, you can't own magic.
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And you can't trademark a spirit,
register a soul, copyright art.
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You can copyright art. Yes.
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-This is a farce.
-This is a farce.
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Are you just hype-manning him?
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-Maybe.
-What's the matter, Wong?
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Are you scared I'll become
more mystical than you? (BLOWS)
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The Sorcerer Supreme
doesn't engage in competition,
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but I am more mystical in my sleep.
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-Prove it.
-Yeah, prove it.
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No. No one is proving anything.
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-Here is a cease and desist.
-Cease and desist?
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What cease and desist?
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-(SIGHS)
-Fantastic.
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-Yeah, it's sticking out of your shirt.
-No, it isn't.
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All right.
We will see you gentlemen in court.
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-(PHONE CHIMES)
-Oh, shit.
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DONNY: Ooh, someone's on Matcher.
JENNIFER: Ooh.
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-What's Matcher?
-Hey, swipe right for a hot date.
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(SCOFFS)
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Ew!
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Got your ball.
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"No, Officer. That stroller hit me."
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And that's how I got a lifetime ban
from Winnipeg, Canada.
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Anyway, I hate LA.
Everyone here is so phony.
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See, I'm a New Yorker,
through and through.
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-Oh, how long did you live there?
-Fourteen months.
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But I decided I couldn't just be
a yes-man to some stiff boss, you know?
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-Mmm-hmm.
-That's why I'm an entrepreneur.
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-Hmm. In what field?
-TBD.
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-(CLEARS THROAT) So what do you do?
-Uh, I'm a lawyer.
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I just started at a firm downtown,
GLK and H. Have you heard of it?
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Yeah, I know downtown.
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I'm running a superhuman law division.
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(PHONE CHIMES)
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-'Cause I have superpowers.
-Okay.
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-I'm a Hulk.
-Mmm-hmm.
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I can lift a full-size sedan
with one hand.
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Okay.
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-This has been so great.
-Yeah, it really has.
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(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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All right, thank you
so much for the drinks.
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Yeah. For sure.
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-Hey, we should do this again.
-There's an idea.
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-(PHONE CHIMES)
-This is Alan. She's, like a six, maybe.
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Oh, my God.
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Your Honor, we have filed a complaint
and a motion for preliminary injunction
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against the defendant citing
unfair competition and gross negligence.
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JUDGE HANNA: I must say, Counselor,
I am hard-pressed
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to believe that a magic trick
could constitute gross negligence.
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Do you have any witnesses
who can corroborate your claim?
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-No, no, no, no.
-Do you want to win this or not?
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(SIGHS)
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Wong? Yes, we do, Your Honor.
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I'm gonna show you
my high school dance routine right now.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Wongers!
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(GIGGLING)
234
00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:41,430
Hi.
235
00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:44,770
Oh, did you get a ticket for texting?
236
00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:47,770
Just say you were texting 911.
They can't prosecute.
237
00:13:47,980 --> 00:13:49,980
That isn't what this is
and that's not true.
238
00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:52,930
I wanna ask you a few questions,
so if you come this way...
239
00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:54,390
-MADISYNN: I'd love that.
-Yeah.
240
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,430
-Have a seat over there.
-Okay. This is fun.
241
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,640
Guanyin, please give us extra mercy.
242
00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:00,810
You can't bring that drink in here.
243
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,810
You can finish it if you want.
I'm not sick.
244
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,890
I promise to tell the truth.
245
00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:13,730
-No, seriously.
-Could you state your name for the record?
246
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:20,180
Madisynn King. Madisynn is with two N's,
one Y, but it's not where you think.
247
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,310
-Could you just spell it for us?
-Absolutely, I will. For sure.
248
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,980
M-A-D-I-S-Y-N-N.
249
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:31,310
Could you tell us about the night you
participated in Donny Blaze's show?
250
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:35,730
Oh, sure. So, first he gave me roses
that didn't smell like anything.
251
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:40,520
-And then he pushed me into a fire land.
-JENNIFER: That must have been terrifying.
252
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,680
How did you escape?
253
00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:45,680
I made a pact with a demon
that I cannot discuss.
254
00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:49,850
Otherwise he said he would "reap my soul
and the souls of all I love,"
255
00:14:49,980 --> 00:14:52,890
which, honestly, is so dramatic.
And I hate drama.
256
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,100
-Okay, this was a mistake.
-It was your idea.
257
00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,430
The demon, I think his name is Jake.
258
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,480
-I know Jake. Yeah.
-You do?
259
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,060
Opened a portal that dropped me off
at Wongers' house,
260
00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:05,480
and that's how we became besties.
261
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,890
And how would you describe your
emotional state during this saga?
262
00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:10,980
Great question.
263
00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:16,270
At first it was fun.
Then scary, then fun again.
264
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,600
Then spooky but in a fun way.
265
00:15:18,930 --> 00:15:21,600
Yeah, that's... Thank you.
Madisynn, you can sit down.
266
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:23,810
-Welcome.
-Yeah.
267
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:27,060
-Your Honor, I move to dismiss.
-JENNIFER: Let's go.
268
00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:32,520
As you can see, Donny's performance
is a fun and spooky experience,
269
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,180
which is the sweet spot for magic,
in my professional opinion.
270
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:39,600
The bottom line,
you cannot copyright magic.
271
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,520
-No.
-There is precedent.
272
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,810
JENNIFER: The precedent
that you are referring to
273
00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:49,310
is for card tricks
and disappearing women who never speak.
274
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:54,060
This is very different because
the Mystic Arts is, in fact, real magic.
275
00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:57,350
-How dare you?
-(SCOFFS) Real magic?
276
00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,640
Is this not real magic, Your Elegancy?
277
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,020
-Black.
-CORNELIUS: Ooh.
278
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,810
-Can you believe your eyes?
-(COUGHS)
279
00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:07,980
CORNELIUS: Wow.
280
00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:09,100
It changed color.
281
00:16:09,230 --> 00:16:10,390
(EXCLAIMING SOFTLY)
282
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,100
-More real magic?
-Oh, my God. Even the lawyer's a magician.
283
00:16:14,730 --> 00:16:16,230
-(BANGS GAVEL)
-That is enough.
284
00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:19,020
-If I may say a few words, Your Highness?
-Uh...
285
00:16:19,140 --> 00:16:20,270
(CLAPS)
286
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:24,680
This case travels beyond
these courtroom walls.
287
00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:29,180
The men you see are seeking
to wield the power of gods.
288
00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:32,060
And that places us
on the edge of a precipice.
289
00:16:32,770 --> 00:16:36,640
One man in the mortal realm has
the ability to cause a ripple so great,
290
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,770
it reverberates through every dimension.
291
00:16:39,850 --> 00:16:44,230
And that ripple through galaxies
has the ability to destroy all life
292
00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:46,980
within the known and unknown universe.
293
00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:51,810
Case closed!
294
00:16:51,890 --> 00:16:54,390
Okay. No. This case is far from closed.
295
00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:58,180
I'll need to review the motion, and you'll
have my decision in a few weeks.
296
00:16:58,270 --> 00:17:01,850
Your Honor, in the interim, could you
grant us the preliminary injunction
297
00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:04,600
to stop the defendant
from engaging in this dangerous behavior?
298
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:09,310
This is my life.
My art. Mi pasion. Magic!
299
00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:11,980
Stop throwing smoke bombs.
300
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:14,230
How did he get these
through security, anyway?
301
00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:18,310
Aw.
302
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,140
I have to agree with Mr. Blaze.
303
00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:24,390
He may continue to practice his livelihood
pending my decision.
304
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,810
-(BANGS GAVEL)
-Court is adjourned.
305
00:17:25,890 --> 00:17:27,850
Fantastico!
306
00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:29,520
-(LAUGHING)
-Whoo!
307
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,270
-Real magic prevails.
-CORNELIUS: Yes. Yes.
308
00:17:31,390 --> 00:17:33,930
You know, I also have a bird.
309
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:35,980
(LAUGHING)
310
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,890
(ALL APPLAUDING)
311
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,020
Can we send Donny to the Mirror Dimension?
He probably won't even die.
312
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,770
I would love that,
but that will ruin our case.
313
00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:48,180
-Wongers, can we get froyo?
-No.
314
00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:51,390
-We can talk about The Sopranos.
-Fine. No more spoilers.
315
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:54,140
Whatever. I was over it after
Tony killed Christopher, anyway.
316
00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:55,480
Madisynn.
317
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,770
What? I mean, he was like
a son to him. It was so sad.
318
00:17:58,850 --> 00:18:00,020
(SIGHS WEARILY)
319
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,180
Nikki, I'm just finishing this brief.
320
00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:06,350
Do you think you can proof it
for me tomorrow?
321
00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:08,600
NIKKI: You are aware that tomorrow
is Saturday, right?
322
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,600
Yeah. I am totally aware
that tomorrow is Saturday.
323
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,140
-Uh-huh.
-Which makes tonight Friday.
324
00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:15,230
Another thing I knew.
325
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:17,310
You aren't in your pajamas
already, are you?
326
00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:19,390
No, I'm not already in my pajamas.
327
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:23,350
I have a big night, lots of plans due to
successful swiping. Gotta go. Bye.
328
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,600
(PHONE CHIMES)
329
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,140
Oh, why is that an alert?
330
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,680
(SIGHS)
331
00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:39,230
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
332
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:40,560
I'm not proud of this.
333
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,680
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
334
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,640
Sweet.
335
00:18:57,100 --> 00:19:00,730
(PHONE CHIMES CONTINUOUSLY)
336
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,770
(CHUCKLES)
337
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,770
Well, that is demoralizing for Jen.
338
00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:16,390
-You look stunning.
-Thank you. You look very nice too.
339
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:19,520
-Hey. Can I ask you a personal question?
-Of course.
340
00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:23,680
-How much can you deadlift?
-A literal ton?
341
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,020
-Hmm.
-(CHUCKLES)
342
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:28,310
Well, I just did 600.
I'm not even a superhero.
343
00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:32,020
-Hey! Can somebody take our order?
-Okay.
344
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:36,060
My movie just premiered at Sundance.
It was actually about a lawyer.
345
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:38,600
His expertise is constitutional law,
346
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,430
and that is how he became
the attorney to the vice-president.
347
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:45,060
I have to admit
I was a fan before we matched.
348
00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:48,930
I mean, your battle with Titania in court,
it was incredible.
349
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,230
Uh, people love using that word around me.
350
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:53,390
-Oh, because... Yeah.
-Yeah.
351
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,430
-Because of my cousin. Yeah.
-Yeah.
352
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:59,100
-So is it true? Are you indestructible?
-Oh, I don't know.
353
00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:02,230
I haven't really tested it out.
I'm not looking to get myself killed.
354
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:07,230
Yeah. Yeah. Well, what about super-speed?
Night vision? Impenetrable skin?
355
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:10,600
Yeah. My skin is impenetrable,
at least with anything on Earth.
356
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:11,680
Even vibranium?
357
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:14,480
Why? Do you have some on you?
You want to test it out?
358
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:18,600
(LAUGHS) No, no, no. I wish.
God, you're just so powerful.
359
00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:23,060
-What a specimen.
-Did you just call me a specimen?
360
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,560
As a compliment.
361
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,020
Is there anything worse
than dating in your 30s?
362
00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:36,560
-So what's your story, buddy?
-I'm in medicine.
363
00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:39,310
Oh, what's that, like,
code for selling Adderall?
364
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:40,560
(LAUGHS)
365
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,730
I'm a pediatric oncologist.
366
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,600
Oh.
367
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,350
Can I be honest with you?
368
00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:51,930
I've been on so many first dates,
and I hate talking about myself.
369
00:20:53,270 --> 00:20:54,310
Tell me about you.
370
00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:56,770
Oh.
371
00:20:56,930 --> 00:21:00,100
Also, should we split some fries?
372
00:21:00,850 --> 00:21:03,060
Yeah. Let's get those to go.
373
00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:05,520
-(DONNY LAUGHING)
-(CROWD CLAPPING)
374
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:09,430
Now, I want you to close your eyes.
Concentrate very hard.
375
00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:13,390
-Oh.
-Imagine you're in a faraway land.
376
00:21:13,930 --> 00:21:15,980
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
377
00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:18,770
(CROWD GASPING)
378
00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:21,140
Oh. Um, uh-uh.
379
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,390
You did the same trick
in a show last week,
380
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,850
and my friend Kaylah ended up
stranded in a parking garage in Pomona.
381
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,930
Come on. Just close your eyes.
382
00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:32,980
Um, no. I'm not gonna get into
your weird fire hole.
383
00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:34,680
(CROWD LAUGHS)
384
00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:36,180
WOMAN: Lame.
385
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,770
-MAN: Lame.
-Fine. No fire hole.
386
00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:45,640
How about we try something
a little different? Yeah.
387
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,230
-(CROWD GASPS)
-(ALL APPLAUDING)
388
00:21:54,890 --> 00:21:56,390
DONNY: Ah-ha!
389
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,020
(DONNY EXCLAIMS)
390
00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:03,730
-Nailed it.
-Amazing.
391
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,890
(CHIRPING)
392
00:22:15,770 --> 00:22:16,770
Aw.
393
00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:18,640
-(GROWLS)
-(SHRIEKS)
394
00:22:20,430 --> 00:22:21,560
(ALL GASP)
395
00:22:21,890 --> 00:22:24,100
Okay. It's okay.
Donny Blaze will handle this.
396
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:34,350
Ta-da! Hey! All part of the show.
397
00:22:34,430 --> 00:22:35,680
(APPLAUDING)
398
00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:38,140
Yes.
399
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:40,730
Oh, God.
400
00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:42,730
-(GROWLS)
-(SCREAMS)
401
00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:44,270
Oh, God. No!
402
00:22:44,390 --> 00:22:45,520
(CROWD CLAMORING)
403
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,560
DONNY: It's okay.
Don't worry. Come back!
404
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,390
The show was just getting started!
405
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:55,140
It's like he can see things before
they happen, you know?
406
00:22:56,310 --> 00:22:57,890
I mean, he can see you three.
407
00:23:00,270 --> 00:23:02,020
Wong! My main man.
408
00:23:02,270 --> 00:23:05,810
-Donny Blaze, what did you do?
-Fun story. I'm not exactly sure.
409
00:23:07,140 --> 00:23:08,310
(DONNY WHIMPERS)
410
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,100
Hey, I could really use your help.
411
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,390
Just for the record, I'm doing this
for the universe, not for you.
412
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,270
-Great. Perfect. What should I do?
-Call my lawyer.
413
00:23:18,350 --> 00:23:21,890
Right in the middle of the lobby,
in front of everyone, I had to transform.
414
00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:23,680
-(PHONE VIBRATING)
-It was so embarrassing.
415
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:27,140
Wow, I, uh, I can totally see
how your boss springing that on you
416
00:23:27,230 --> 00:23:29,480
-on the first day would make you spiral.
-Hmm.
417
00:23:29,730 --> 00:23:31,180
Tell me more about how you felt.
418
00:23:31,270 --> 00:23:32,350
(PHONE VIBRATING)
419
00:23:32,430 --> 00:23:34,480
Oh! Let me just...
420
00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:37,520
All right. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
421
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,310
You know, I gotta say,
this is the best date I've had in a while.
422
00:23:41,390 --> 00:23:44,640
-I mean, swipe-dating is so dehumanizing.
-Yes.
423
00:23:44,730 --> 00:23:47,730
Everyone treats you like some
soulless avatar on their phone.
424
00:23:47,810 --> 00:23:48,890
(PHONE VIBRATING)
425
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,730
-Do you need to get that?
-It can wait.
426
00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:58,890
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God. Shoot.
427
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,350
Oh, uh, shoot. I got it on your couch too.
428
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,350
-Just one second, okay?
-Yeah.
429
00:24:17,310 --> 00:24:18,600
A little club soda and salt.
430
00:24:19,310 --> 00:24:21,560
-Smart!
-Where did my shirt go?
431
00:24:22,430 --> 00:24:23,520
(MUMBLES) I don't know.
432
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,100
Ms. Walters, why aren't you answering
your mobile phone?
433
00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:29,350
-Never mind. I see.
-Uh... Wong, what is it?
434
00:24:29,430 --> 00:24:32,020
Donny Blaze opened the wrong portal.
I need your help.
435
00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:35,770
-It's of the greatest urgency.
-Uh, I'll be right back.
436
00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:38,930
Come on. I feel like your dad.
437
00:24:39,230 --> 00:24:40,270
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
438
00:24:41,850 --> 00:24:44,680
Oh! Actual demons? Wong!
439
00:24:44,770 --> 00:24:48,270
WONG: I've been fending them off.
I have to repair the portal.
440
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:51,640
I'm not sure exactly what
I'm supposed to be doing here.
441
00:24:51,730 --> 00:24:52,770
Be a Hulk.
442
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,640
(GRUNTS)
443
00:24:56,770 --> 00:24:57,890
They don't die?
444
00:25:03,180 --> 00:25:04,270
(WONG GRUNTS)
445
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,890
You know, these are
technically billable hours.
446
00:25:07,980 --> 00:25:09,680
WONG: Demons, Ms. Walters.
447
00:25:10,390 --> 00:25:11,730
Send them all through here.
448
00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:14,060
I'm sorry, Cornelius.
I don't know what went wrong.
449
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:15,680
Wong.
450
00:25:17,060 --> 00:25:18,060
Yes.
451
00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:23,230
(GRUNTS)
452
00:25:23,310 --> 00:25:24,890
Oh, wow. Look at that.
453
00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:26,310
(YELLS)
454
00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:37,600
After so many bad dates, I finally meet
a guy who's sweet and listens.
455
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,310
Focus, Ms. Walters!
456
00:25:39,850 --> 00:25:44,140
And he's very, very hot.
Not that that matters. But it does.
457
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,600
(GROWLS)
458
00:25:48,810 --> 00:25:52,310
And instead of kissing his
very hot face right now... Oh, God.
459
00:25:52,390 --> 00:25:55,810
They're growing, and now
I'm covered in demon goo,
460
00:25:56,770 --> 00:26:01,980
at a magic show, which is
the worst part of this whole thing.
461
00:26:03,180 --> 00:26:04,480
(GRUNTS)
462
00:26:11,390 --> 00:26:12,520
(BOTH GASP)
463
00:26:13,270 --> 00:26:15,430
-Hello, fellas.
-Good evening, my lady.
464
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,810
Before I send my little friend here
back to his own dimension,
465
00:26:18,890 --> 00:26:21,520
would you agree to the terms
of our cease and desist?
466
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,680
-Maybe.
-Absolutely.
467
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,600
-Fine. Okay, we agree.
-My office will be in touch.
468
00:26:35,850 --> 00:26:39,430
Uh, you got a little something
right there. Right there.
469
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,560
-Okay.
-To the... Yeah, right there.
470
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,350
-Oh, that's just demon claw.
-Cool.
471
00:26:44,430 --> 00:26:45,850
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
472
00:26:45,930 --> 00:26:46,930
Cool.
473
00:26:47,350 --> 00:26:48,680
(JENNIFER CHUCKLES)
474
00:26:49,850 --> 00:26:51,310
Whoa!
475
00:26:54,850 --> 00:26:56,230
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
476
00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:02,980
(PHONE CHIMES)
477
00:27:12,350 --> 00:27:14,640
REPORTER ON TV:
Supporters of the Free Titania movement
478
00:27:14,730 --> 00:27:15,730
are celebrating today
479
00:27:15,810 --> 00:27:19,140
as the super-powered influencer
has been cleared of all charges...
480
00:27:19,230 --> 00:27:20,810
-Boo.
-...relating to an earlier incident
481
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:22,520
at the Metropolitan Courthouse.
482
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:26,060
-Um, who are you?
-Um, Jen.
483
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:30,520
Just not in Hulk form. Just Jen.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
484
00:27:30,770 --> 00:27:32,230
Oh. Um...
485
00:27:32,390 --> 00:27:34,730
-Cool. Cool.
-Yeah.
486
00:27:34,890 --> 00:27:37,020
That's cool. Unexpected.
487
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:40,230
-I made breakfast.
-Yeah, I'm gonna go.
488
00:27:43,390 --> 00:27:44,850
And, uh, don't worry about the sweater.
489
00:27:47,930 --> 00:27:49,270
(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
490
00:27:49,850 --> 00:27:52,020
Whatever. Hot doctor's a cliche, anyway.
491
00:27:52,310 --> 00:27:54,390
(RHYTHMIC KNOCKING AT DOOR)
492
00:27:55,890 --> 00:27:57,430
Yeah, that was super... Oh.
493
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,390
I got a special delivery for
one Jennifer Walters.
494
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,600
I recognize a process server
when I see one.
495
00:28:02,770 --> 00:28:04,020
Ha! Right.
496
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,060
I've got court documents filed by
Titania Worldwide LLC.
497
00:28:08,140 --> 00:28:12,430
Titania? If she's coming after me
because of our fight, she's delusional.
498
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,180
No. She's suing you for
misuse of a trademark.
499
00:28:16,140 --> 00:28:18,350
Misuse of a trademark? What trademark?
500
00:28:20,390 --> 00:28:24,100
She's suing me over the name "She-Hulk"?
But that's my name.
501
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:25,560
Not if she trademarked it first.
502
00:28:25,730 --> 00:28:27,390
-Oh, is that how it works, Your Honor?
-Yeah.
503
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,640
-Get outta here.
-All right. Sorry. Thank you.
504
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,140
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
505
00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:36,350
Kind of a bummer way to end this episode.
I bet there's a fun tag.
506
00:30:25,310 --> 00:30:28,850
No, I talk, you listen. I don't...
507
00:30:28,930 --> 00:30:31,520
MADISYNN: Wongers,
have you ever had a tequila sunrise?
508
00:30:31,890 --> 00:30:34,230
-I think so.
-Long Island iced tea?
509
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:35,680
Yeah.
510
00:30:36,930 --> 00:30:41,020
-Blue curacao?
-No. What's blue curacao?
511
00:30:41,980 --> 00:30:43,890
-I don't know. It's blue.
-Ah.
512
00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:46,480
-Manhattan?
-Yeah. Manhattan, I have.
513
00:30:46,890 --> 00:30:49,180
-Sloe gin fizz?
-No.
514
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:51,850
Just vodka straight?
515
00:30:52,230 --> 00:30:54,230
-No, I've had...
-Goldschlagers?
516
00:30:54,430 --> 00:30:57,230
Vodka and yak milk. Never again.
517
00:30:58,430 --> 00:31:00,310
Do you have any of that here?
518
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,390
Uh, actually, we still have some left
from the wedding, yeah.
519
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,020
-I would love to try some yak milk.
-Yeah.
520
00:31:07,430 --> 00:31:11,430
-What's your favorite drink?
-Well, gin and tonic.
521
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,560
(GASPS) Wongers!
522
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,890
-(EXCLAIMS)
-(CHUCKLES) Okay.
523
00:31:16,980 --> 00:31:20,230
I don't know if they do bottomless
gin and tonic but we will find it.
524
00:31:20,310 --> 00:31:22,770
-Okay.
-Oh, my God. Yum.
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