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All aboard! 5 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,279 Oh! 6 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:00,120 Oh, let me help you with your... 7 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,439 Oh, thank you! 8 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:04,520 Thank you so much. 9 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,240 Oh! 10 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,919 Fudge? 11 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,200 Home-made. 12 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:36,719 Keep the paper. 13 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,000 I've chosen a horse. 14 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,360 Sweet tooth, I see. 15 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,360 Are you going up to London to study? 16 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,400 No, my studying days are long gone. 17 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:01,479 Luke Obiako Fitzwilliam. 18 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,119 Soon to be of Whitehall. 19 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,119 Lavinia Pinkerton. Pleased to meet you. 20 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,040 You're Nigerian? I guessed. 21 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,159 Papa was stationed there. 22 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,559 Though why anyone would leave such beauty 23 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:16,279 for these dreary shores, I do not know. 24 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:17,919 Won't you miss home? 25 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:19,999 Won't home miss you? 26 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,760 I think I'm here to make home proud. 27 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,199 Sir William Ossington of the Colonial Office - 28 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,999 I was his attache. 29 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,199 Always said I was wasted in regional government. 30 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,559 So, when he was recalled, he asked for me 31 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:33,319 to work for him at Whitehall. 32 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,319 Whitehall, you say? 33 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:40,879 Perhaps you might happen to know what time Scotland Yard closes? 34 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,359 It's vital I don't miss them. 35 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,679 You see, I must get back to Algernon, 36 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,800 but I have to report... 37 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,279 ..murder. 38 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:50,679 Murder? 39 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,239 Murder. 40 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,080 Tommy Pierce, pushed. 41 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,999 I found him on the parapet. 42 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,999 Harry Carter, the publican 43 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,719 down in the next village, Ashe Bottom, drowned. 44 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,999 Two murders? Perhaps three. 45 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,679 If my suspicions are correct. 46 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,040 But I do know for certain there'll be more. 47 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,199 The murderer has a point to make 48 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,240 and will keep killing until it's made. 49 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,999 I must stop them. But if you know the murderer's identity, 50 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,759 why not tell the police? 51 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:23,399 I tried! 52 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,999 The village policeman is fine with lost cats, 53 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:30,679 but to listen to an old Auntie talking mass murder? 54 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:34,199 Especially when the suspect is a respectable person. 55 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,159 No, not many people do, you know? 56 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,560 Listen. 57 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,999 Scotland Yard is my last hope. 58 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,599 But, Auntie... 59 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,799 ..how can someone murder three people in an English village 60 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,880 without it being noticed? 61 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:55,040 I noticed, my dear. 62 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:57,999 And murder is easy 63 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,200 for a certain type of person. 64 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:08,879 Well, we mustn't miss the race. 65 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,079 Have you picked a winner? 66 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,800 I love the Derby, don't you? Oh... 67 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,639 It's absurd to think a grown woman can't place a bet 68 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:40,719 without opprobrium in this day and age! 69 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:45,559 Papa and I did Port Harcourt races every week. 70 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:48,999 He could always spot a winner - as indeed can I, I believe. 71 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,999 I've... I've sent my bags ahead. 72 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,040 Can I...? Can I accompany you to Scotland Yard. 73 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,399 No need. 74 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,199 Whatever happens now, 75 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,359 someone else knows the truth. 76 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,400 Someone I can trust, can't I? 77 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:09,799 Yes. 78 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,159 Yes, of course. Last bets! 79 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,559 Last bets! Oh, hurry! 80 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,000 Last bets, everybody! 81 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,879 40-1 on Jujube II! 82 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,439 40-1! Auntie, are you quite sure? 83 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:23,520 Perfectly. 84 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,639 20 guineas on Jujube II. 85 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:29,999 And they're lining up now. 86 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,439 And, er... Lining up. 87 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:34,079 ..all this on Never Say Die. 88 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,680 1954 Epsom Derby. 89 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,719 On second thought, Jujube II. 90 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,039 They're coming up rather quickly... Jujube II. 91 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,999 All right. It could be a go first time. 92 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,479 Starters giving the nod. He looks happy. 93 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:49,839 And they're off first time to a very good start! 94 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:51,239 Extremely good start! 95 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,799 Moonlight Express coming on the stand side. 96 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,719 Then comes Arabian Phoenix and Never Say Die. 97 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:00,279 Dark Corsair is very well placed, and it's Never Say Die 98 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,359 from Dark Corsair! 99 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,439 Arabian Phoenix falling back! 100 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,239 And here comes Jujube II! 101 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:08,719 Jujube II coming on the wide outside to beat them all! 102 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,399 50 yards to go! 103 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,360 Jujube II is going to win it! 104 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,920 Jujube II the winner! 105 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,320 Here you are, mate. Take your winnings. 106 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,319 Officer! 107 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,599 Officer, erm... 108 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,999 I know this woman! 109 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,639 I have... I have her money here! 110 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,999 See? My name is Luke Obiako Fitzwilliam. 111 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,400 That's O-B... 112 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,000 I... 113 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,159 My mistake. Never mind. 114 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:16,880 Officer, I saw a car. 115 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,759 A respectable old woman, Jimmy. 116 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,479 Talking one minute, dead the next. 117 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:39,000 While I stood there with her Derby winnings in my hand! 118 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:44,359 Maybe I should find her village, 119 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:47,639 pay my respects to her family as the last person to see her...? 120 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:51,159 Very admirable, cousin, but how? 121 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:54,439 And what about Whitehall and your old employer? 122 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,719 Sir William Ossington. 123 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,719 Ossington? 124 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,119 That colonial butcher? 125 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:04,999 Heh! Behold the Imperial African! 126 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,239 Self-colonised, collaborating with his oppressors! 127 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,520 Hey, no wonder you sound like an Englishman. 128 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,319 He offered me a job. As what? 129 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,800 His man Friday? 130 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,199 I do hope you can type. 131 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,599 How is your filing? 132 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,999 As his attache here in London. 133 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,239 It's a senior diplomatic post. 134 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,439 There'll be no typing. 135 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:27,640 Ngozi! Eh, eh? 136 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,839 But that poor, poor woman. 137 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,199 Obi, please, I beg. 138 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,559 Stop talking about this Auntie. 139 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:00,999 She was talking of murder! 140 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,599 Murders in her village. 141 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,759 She said he'd kill again, and now she's dead. 142 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,159 Doesn't that seem...? 143 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,999 Someone should go there and... 144 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,999 Let me get this straight, oh, great black saviour. 145 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:16,639 You roll up to some deep bush place full of homicide... 146 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,999 And start asking questions about murder? 147 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,319 Do you want to be arrested? 148 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,239 Shouldn't someone at least return her money? 149 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,999 Shouldn't someone be in his own village, 150 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,999 helping his own people gain independence back home? 151 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,000 When were you last home, Miss Ngozi? 152 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,559 You've been in England "studying" for years. 153 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:38,359 Or perhaps you've become fond of the climate? Oh... 154 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,999 Ngozi, the hook only catches the fish 155 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,199 with its mouth open. 156 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,599 Or perhaps we both owe it to our people 157 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,239 to do what's right and make them proud, 158 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,999 whether that's back home in the village 159 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,560 or somewhere in England? No! 160 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,199 No! 161 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,759 You're not going to any village - you're going to bed! 162 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,440 And tomorrow, Whitehall! 163 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,160 Mm. 164 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,599 No, that's fine. 165 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,040 Thanks for letting me know. 166 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,559 And what did they say? 167 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,479 Sir William is away. 168 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,999 Nothing to worry about. 169 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,999 I have to wait for his letter before reporting for duties. 170 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,320 Just a couple of days. 171 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,240 Miss? 172 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,039 Miss, can you, err...? 173 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,999 Can you point me to the family of a Miss Pin...? 174 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,440 Hurry, or we'll miss the verdict. 175 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,999 Lacking witnesses to the demise of Harry Carter, publican 176 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,999 of The Seven Stars, Ashe Bottom, 177 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,999 I am dispensing a verdict of death by drowning 178 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,479 at Wychwood watermill, 179 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:35,399 whilst under the influence of strong liquor. 180 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,000 For the avoidance of doubt... 181 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,199 ..an accident. 182 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,639 Next case. 183 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:45,479 Tommy Pierce, window cleaner of Ashe Bottom. 184 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,440 Major Horton to the stand! 185 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:57,479 Well, he was larking around on the balcony balustrade 186 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,999 at Ashe Manor, East Wing. 187 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,999 Doing impressions. 188 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,440 Impressions of whom? 189 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,999 Well, Lord Whitfield, I believe. 190 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:14,639 Well, I shook my fist and carried on walking with me dogs. 191 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,999 Didn't see him fall. 192 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,639 Calling Dr Thomas to the stand. 193 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:24,559 The impact of said fall resulted in the complete bisection 194 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,320 of C3 and C4. 195 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,080 He broke his neck. 196 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,040 Thank you, Dr Thomas. 197 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:40,319 Calling Miss Waynflete to the stand. 198 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,319 So Tommy Pierce had been employed to clean the windows 199 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,439 at Ashe Manor. 200 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,999 Where were you at this time? 201 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,439 I was working downstairs, 202 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,599 labelling Lord Whitfield's Anglo-Saxon goblets. 203 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,999 I heard his impressions, 204 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,599 but I didn't see him fall. 205 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,279 So who found the body? 206 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,560 Lavinia Pinkerton to the stand! 207 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,680 Where is she? 208 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,559 Oh, dear old Pinkerton. 209 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,279 She's probably looking after Algernon. 210 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,159 Not present. 211 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,559 In which case... Oh! Oh, blast! 212 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,159 ..with no more witnesses 213 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,879 and given we have heard ample evidence of the deceased, 214 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,999 Thomas Pierce's history of delinquent 215 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,839 and foolhardy behaviour, 216 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,519 I confidently bring this inquest to a close 217 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:24,040 with a verdict of accidental death. 218 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,759 So, you're a journalist? 219 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,080 That explains it. 220 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,359 Oh, a rather bad journalist. 221 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,759 Me? no! 222 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,719 I thought you might have been. 223 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,559 Just your averagely observant secretary. 224 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,639 I live in Wychwood, 225 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,399 so there's precious little to challenge 226 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,800 my powers of observation. 227 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,200 Until you arrived. 228 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,239 Fitzwilliam. 229 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,999 Er, Luke Fitzwilliam. 230 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,479 And what brings you to Wychwood, Er Fitzwilliam? 231 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,239 Our sparkling society? 232 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,120 Actually... Because we haven't any. 233 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,319 Fresh air and exercise? 234 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,799 Convalescence? 235 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,599 Are you an invalid, Mr Fitzwilliam? 236 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,119 I find myself in excellent health. 237 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,520 I'm pleased to hear it. 238 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,999 Though I hope you have a reason to be here in Wychwood, 239 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,800 otherwise I am obliged to inform the authorities. 240 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,040 What if I'm on a secret mission? 241 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,040 Blink twice if you're a spy. 242 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,159 Cultural anthropologist. 243 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,319 Bless you. Thank you. 244 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,799 No. Me. 245 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,159 I-I am. 246 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,999 A cultural anthropologist. 247 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,399 Researching a book. 248 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:08,680 Er, Comparing Customs and Folklore in Rural England and Nigeria. 249 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,239 I'll be in Wychwood a while, comparing the local... 250 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:16,559 ..customs and folklore. 251 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,720 Hmm. 252 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Well, satanic rituals are every third Tuesday of the month. 253 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,999 Very amusing. 254 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,160 Er... 255 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,560 Well, a pleasure to have met you, Miss, er...? 256 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,120 Conway. 257 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,440 Bridget Conway. 258 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,960 Innkeeper's out. 259 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,000 Thank you. 260 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,280 The murderer has a point to make. 261 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,960 I must stop them. 262 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,080 Think you'll find you're in the wrong place, sir. 263 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,960 His Lordship and the other guests will be inside the house. 264 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,320 Lord Whitfield? 265 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,999 I received your very generous invitation 266 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 and I just wanted to... Mr Fitzwilliam? 267 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,799 We have never had a cultural anthropologist for supper, 268 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,880 so we thought we'd have you for starters. 269 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,559 Mr Fitzwilliam, Lord Whitfield. Hmm. 270 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:29,520 My Bridget tells me you are writing a book on superstitions. 271 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,159 Yes. 272 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,399 Yes. 273 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,679 Similarities between cultures, the remarkable universality... 274 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,759 Yeah, I've never approved of superstitions. 275 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,759 Have I, Bridget? 276 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,879 Mm... 277 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,159 "Have nothing to do with foolish and irreverent myths. 278 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,879 "Rather, train yourself for Godliness" - 279 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,040 Timothy, 4:7. 280 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,799 So, what sort of man are you, Mr Fitzwilliam? 281 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,359 Old Fashioned? 282 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,999 Dark 'n' Stormy? 283 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,319 A Highball chap, I'd say. 284 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,640 I'll mix you one. 285 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,800 You recall Dr Thomas from the inquest? 286 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,599 Reverend and Mrs Humbleby. 287 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,999 And their daughter, Rose. 288 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,799 Delighted to meet you, young man. 289 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,519 Pleased to make your acquaintance. 290 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,799 You know, some say the books are the key to the castle. 291 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,800 And look where they have got you. 292 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,600 From your mud hut... 293 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,240 ..to all this. 294 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,479 Thanks. 295 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,200 Dinner is served. 296 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,680 My love? Thank you. 297 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,799 Bridget used to be his secretary. 298 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,159 Now they're engaged. 299 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,519 So romantic. 300 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,040 Come, Rose. 301 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,999 I'm comparing everyday pagan practices 302 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,560 in a typical English village to those in Nigeria. 303 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,999 You hear that? "Pagan practices!" 304 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,280 In Wychwood, Reverend Humbleby! 305 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,439 This isn't the Middle Ages, my Lord. 306 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,119 The Church is increasingly forward thinking. 307 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,999 So, Fitzwilliam, 308 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,880 d-do you make a decent living book-writing? 309 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,639 Never had to find out. Well, how's that? 310 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,239 My father's village is very fortunate. 311 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,359 2,000 square miles of arable land and, er, 312 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,600 mud huts. 313 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,519 Oh, and oil. 314 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,759 Hmm! 315 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,319 You'll be running yourselves before you know it. 316 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,159 Well, Fitzwilliam, I'm in cement, 317 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,639 which holds the modern world together. 318 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,679 My father was the village cobbler. 319 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,039 But I just pulled myself up by... 320 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,680 A spot of wartime profiteering? 321 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,320 ..my bootstraps... 322 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,999 Ahem! 323 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,680 ..righteous hard work and the grace of God. 324 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,920 Mm. 325 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,799 The chapter I'm working on now? 326 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,999 Well, it concerns popular beliefs around violent death, 327 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,999 falls or accidents. 328 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,439 Many cultures believe when a life is cut short 329 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,199 it's spirit lives on, 330 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,879 restlessly walking the earth. 331 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,159 Goodness! How terrifying. 332 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,559 Quite right. 333 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,559 No-one wants the likes of Harry Carter 334 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,999 restlessly walking around. 335 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,919 Mr Carter was rather a terror. 336 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,119 That drunk violently accosted me on my own estate! 337 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,159 Didn't he, Bridget? Hmm? 338 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,759 And as for Tommy Pierce! 339 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,479 Oh, impertinent devil... 340 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,799 Voice of an angel. 341 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,359 In my medical opinion, the lad was unbalanced 342 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,999 in more ways than one. 343 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,560 You didn't mention that interesting detail at the inquest, Dr Thomas. 344 00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,160 Sad. Many deaths recently. 345 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,400 Yes, and now Miss Pinkerton! 346 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,159 What? 347 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,319 Dead? 348 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,679 How? 349 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:18,999 Struck down. 350 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,359 Yesterday in London. 351 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:23,999 What? I should've been notified of any accident. 352 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,359 It's protocol. Dead? Are you absolutely certain? 353 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:29,399 Yes. Mr Fitzwilliam, how could you possibly know this? 354 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,240 Woman struck down by car. 355 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,799 It was in The Standard, late edition. 356 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,759 They don't deliver it here? 357 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,320 Poor, dear Lavinia. 358 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,040 Another tragic accident. 359 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,200 Such a shame. 360 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,159 I'm sorry, I still don't quite understand. 361 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,279 What was it that drew your attention to the death 362 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,999 of a perfect stranger? 363 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,999 I happened to notice her address. 364 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,799 Wychwood. 365 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,399 Such a coincidence. 366 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,480 Such. 367 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,040 How did they identify her? 368 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,440 Her name was engraved on her umbrella, I believe. 369 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,479 Miss Pinkerton left no relatives? 370 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,480 Only Algernon Jones. 371 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,999 Her cat. 372 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,279 Poor old Pinkerton, 373 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,679 not living to see my Whitfield New Town! 374 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,519 None of us shall, providence willing. 375 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,720 Gentlemen. 376 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,439 No business talk now. 377 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,839 If I'd had my way, 378 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:44,999 Whitfield New Town would be fully erected by now. 379 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,119 The cement beacon lighting our way to a brighter future! 380 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,279 If some people weren't dead set against me. 381 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,000 A brighter future for whom? 382 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,479 Certainly not the people of Ashe Bottom. 383 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,759 You sit here in your mansion, 384 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,679 drawing up your elaborate plans 385 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:07,120 instead of building some decent, affordable homes! 386 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,879 This is a new town, 387 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,159 carrying my name. 388 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,319 No-one gives a fig for your name! 389 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,919 Steady on, Vicar, old chap. And you, Doctor. 390 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,519 What exactly do you on the board? 391 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:25,319 Apart from toady to his lordship's pipe dream? 392 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,159 I said at the last board meeting, and as your priest, 393 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,399 it's pure vanity! 394 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,640 It won't do! 395 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,840 It won't... 396 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,040 Arthur? Father? 397 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,559 A-Arthur, what's wrong? 398 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,040 Stand aside, man! 399 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,040 He's just fainted. 400 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,999 We'll get him home safely. 401 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,320 Goodbye. 402 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,519 Well, hope all's well for Saturday. 403 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,839 We need the Humblebys for the mixed doubles. 404 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:12,999 You too, Fitzwilliam. 405 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,199 Too much of your excellent port, my Lord. 406 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,040 Nothing a strong coffee and an aspirin won't fix. 407 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,759 Thank you. 408 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,000 Miss Conway? 409 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,600 Goodnight. 410 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,000 Help! 411 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,720 Help! 412 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,999 Constable Reed! Anyone! 413 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,120 Help! 414 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,919 It's my maid, Amy! 415 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,200 She's in her room! 416 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,359 Something dreadful! 417 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,120 The door's locked from the inside! 418 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,400 It's the first door on the left! 419 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,439 Amy! 420 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,999 Amy! Amy! 421 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,760 Stay with me! Stay with me! 422 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,320 Amy! 423 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,160 No! 424 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,639 I'm sorry. 425 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,999 I was just too late. 426 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,559 Couldn't have saved her anyway. 427 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,999 Oxalic acid. 428 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,719 Red hat paint. 429 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,479 Her internal organs must be liquified. 430 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:19,999 Poisoned? 431 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,799 You think someone might've...? 432 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,999 Forced her to drink hat paint? 433 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,199 I gave her some cough linctus yesterday. 434 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,759 She must have mixed up the bottles. 435 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,599 A very silly girl 436 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,040 had a very silly accident. 437 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,999 What a frightful morning. 438 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,599 Poor Amy. 439 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:44,999 You knew her? 440 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,439 An orphan. 441 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,599 The Carters took her in. 442 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,719 Sent into service at 15, 443 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,040 but she was too free spirited for the work. 444 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,040 What a tragic life. 445 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,040 Wychwood can be welcoming. 446 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,519 But it rather depends. 447 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,879 Depends? 448 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,359 On what? 449 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,520 Where you came from. 450 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,599 I hope the Vicar is recovered? 451 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,119 An infection. 452 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,120 Dr Thomas has given him Penicillin. 453 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,999 Take care, Mr Fitzwilliam. 454 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,280 Constable. 455 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,279 This village really is... 456 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,399 A deep bush place full of homicide? 457 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,519 Exactly. 458 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,319 Were there any relatives there? 459 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,239 No, there's no relatives to return the money to. 460 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,639 A girl just died. 461 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,999 Right in front of me. 462 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,279 And everyone's insisting it's an accident. 463 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,119 Please do forward the letter from Whitehall 464 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,999 when it arrives, Ngozi. 465 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,040 But now I must go find out how to drown a man. 466 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,239 Murder... 467 00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:25,559 ..Harry Carter... 468 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,519 ..the publican down in the next village... 469 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:28,639 ..Ashe Bottom... 470 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,680 ..drowned... 471 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:14,680 Mr Fitzwilliam? 472 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,680 I've stopped the water. 473 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:22,600 That's quite a pickle you've got yourself into. 474 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,679 Now that I've saved your life, 475 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,520 perhaps this might be the time to... 476 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,519 To ask you, 477 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,000 Mr Fitzwilliam... 478 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,359 ..what it is you are doing here? 479 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,639 Me? 480 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,279 Nothing! 481 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,279 I could ask you the same question. 482 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,000 Well, I'm here because I am always here. 483 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,680 Lived here all my life. 484 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,239 Whereas you... 485 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:06,439 Are you one of those men 486 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,800 who never know when to leave well enough alone? 487 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,000 You clever women are the cruellest. 488 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:17,999 Well, there is precious little reward for our cleverness, 489 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,360 so we must get our small pleasures where we can. 490 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,839 So, spanking new tweeds, 491 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,239 turning up at stranger's inquest, 492 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:42,759 spurious book on folklore 493 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,639 about which you know virtually nothing. 494 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:50,159 The only area in which you seem to show any expertise 495 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,039 is Miss Pinkerton's death, 496 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,999 a subject on which you are so well informed 497 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,719 I can only conclude 498 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,360 that you killed Miss Pinkerton. 499 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,999 I know she was killed. 500 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,479 Deliberately. And even if Carter wasn't pushed... 501 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,479 He drank, fell, drowned. 502 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,799 Accident. 503 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:10,999 All right. 504 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,439 What about Amy Gibbs and her red hat paint? 505 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,839 Amy Gibbs and her what? 506 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,599 Amy Gibbs and... 507 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,280 Red hat paint. Amy Gibbs mistook her cough linctus for oxalic acid. 508 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,839 She most certainly did not! 509 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,559 You accuse me of killing old women, but draw the line at hat paint? 510 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,279 Only a man wouldn't! 511 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,239 And that is because no-one has used hat paint since the war! 512 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,999 And if Amy Gibbs wanted a different colour hat, she'd buy a new one! 513 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,999 And it would never be red! Why not? 514 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,519 Amy Gibbs had flaming red hair, 515 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,320 and redheads don't wear red hats! 516 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,200 You... 517 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,400 You're right. 518 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,680 See, that never would have occurred to a man. 519 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,999 Right. 520 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,999 I'm going to pay Miss Waynflete a visit, 521 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,840 get an explanation for this cough linctus hat paint nonsense. 522 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:06,720 Are you coming? 523 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,679 I was concerned for you 524 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,639 after this morning's tragic events. 525 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,160 Thank you, Mr Fitzwilliam. 526 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,679 I thought she might help you with your research. 527 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,599 Miss Waynflete is quite the history buff. 528 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,159 Amateur curiosity. 529 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,759 I curate Lord Whitfield's private collection and library. 530 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,199 Sugar? Yes. 531 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:44,400 Four, please. 532 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,639 I've no wish to upset you further, Miss Waynflete. 533 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,199 Could I search Amy's room? 534 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,439 I just... I may have lost my watch. 535 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,760 This morning. 536 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:06,999 Her door was locked? 537 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,079 Strange girl. 538 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,360 Insisted on shutting herself in at night. 539 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,119 Oh, poor Algernon Jones! 540 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,679 He has a nasty ear infection. 541 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,359 But he was Lavinia's 542 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,520 so I can't let him go to strangers. 543 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,200 Ah, Algernon. 544 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,879 Oh, look! There's your watch. 545 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,559 Oh, thanks. 546 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,839 Well spotted, Miss Waynflete! 547 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,799 Had Amy been with you long? 548 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,999 No. 549 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,559 It's unchristian to speak ill of the dead, 550 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,519 but Amy was a far from ideal maid. 551 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,999 Lord Whitfield dismissed her 552 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,839 because her tongue tended to run away with her, I'm afraid. 553 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,000 Still, I doubt she died of insolence. Yes. 554 00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,479 Dr Thomas said Amy mixed up her bottles, 555 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,040 but there's only the one here. 556 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,040 Even in the dark, Amy couldn't mix up one bottle. 557 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,999 If there is a murderer, why didn't Miss Pinkerton give you a name? 558 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,999 She only said the killer was a "respectable" man 559 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,199 with a point to make. 560 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,240 And we know that he was in London when Miss Pinkerton was killed. 561 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,759 What about the car that killed her? 562 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,239 It sped away. 563 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:28,319 The police at the scene were rather... 564 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,999 I was unable to identify the driver. 565 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,160 So? 566 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,999 Who was out of the village on Derby Day? 567 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,399 Augustus! Come here, sir! 568 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,679 Nelly! Nelly, don't be a madam. 569 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,240 Hello, Major. Hmm... 570 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:47,840 Hmm. 571 00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,999 Is that gentleman perfectly well? 572 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,399 Major Horton? 573 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:06,199 He has been a tad peculiar since his wife died last year. 574 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,439 Though she left him all her money, 575 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:13,999 and was, quite frankly, a bit of a gorgon. 576 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,680 Even the dogs have had a spring in their step since she died. 577 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,240 You know, Miss Pinkerton did mention a third victim. 578 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,999 How did Mrs Horton die? 579 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,999 A horrid gastric bug. 580 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,320 So they say. 581 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,599 What if there is a murderer walking among us? 582 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:38,319 And what if he finds out you aren't who you say you are 583 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,239 and you know what you know, 584 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:42,800 and then he comes for you and...? 585 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,480 There's something I'd like to show you. 586 00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:58,720 Miss Conway, can I escort you home? 587 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,479 If you like, Luke Fitzwilliam. 588 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:04,680 Obiako. 589 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:08,600 Luke Obiako Fitzwilliam. 590 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,000 Oh! 591 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:14,999 I'm sorry to have to ask, 592 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,999 but where was Lord Whitfield on Derby Day? 593 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,439 Don't you worry about Gordon. 594 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,560 He has the perfect alibi - me. 595 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,879 The parapet. 596 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,240 Miss Pinkerton said she found Tommy's body... 597 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,040 ..here... 598 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:53,559 Tommy's body couldn't fall from here 599 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:54,719 and land there 600 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,440 without considerable velocity. 601 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,560 In other words... Tommy was pushed. 602 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:02,880 It wasn't an accident. 603 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,240 None of them were. 604 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,159 No. 605 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,400 It was murder. 606 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,560 We need to find a link. 607 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,120 A connection between the victims. 608 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,079 Well, none of them were saints. 609 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:25,320 They had enemies. 610 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,839 Perhaps. 611 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,320 Though I wouldn't honestly know because they... 612 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,799 All three are from Ashe Bottom! 613 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,279 Down by the brickworks. 614 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,520 Sort of the other side of the tracks. 615 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,999 Then I need to go there, 616 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,519 find out what point this killer's trying to make 617 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,640 and who was out of the village on Derby Day. 618 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,399 No, watch it or it's going to fall! 619 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,680 Oh! 620 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,519 Could I, er... 621 00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:37,720 Could I see a menu? 622 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:47,480 Then a pint of your finest and some pork, er, scratchings? 623 00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,280 My condolences for Amy Gibbs. 624 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,759 What's that about my niece? 625 00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:02,320 I'll thank you not to come here and stir up feelings! 626 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,599 Oh... 627 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,759 Oh... 628 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,320 What is this diabolical stuff?! 629 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,400 Ugh! 630 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,279 "Nelly! Come here, madam! 631 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,759 "Augustus! I say!" 632 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,159 It's Horton! 633 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,999 "It's my moral duty to name this pub after me, 634 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,919 "isn't it, Bridget?" 635 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,359 Lord Whitfield. Yes! 636 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,200 Our capitalist running dog lord of the manor. 637 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,999 I hear it all, driving. 638 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,719 His schemes and plans. 639 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,239 D'you know what I don't hear? 640 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:43,599 Any work in Ashe Bottom. Hmm... 641 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:47,399 He'll have his shiny new town, and we'll have sweet F—A. 642 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,639 Like always. 643 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,999 Well, Lord Whitfield's a respectable man. 644 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,239 Surely he'll... 645 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:54,759 Respectable? 646 00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,479 No more respectable than anyone else from Ashe Bottom. 647 00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:59,599 He's one of us! 648 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,239 Well, he used to be. 649 00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:04,359 Born and raised on this street. Mm-hm. 650 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:07,199 He paid for his peerage from his wartime profiteering, 651 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,319 a few backhanders in the right people's pockets. 652 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,719 He climbed the greasy pole to "respectability" 653 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,239 and pulled the ladder up behind him 654 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,200 quicker than he could yell "Bridget!" 655 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,759 Come on, your turn. 656 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,439 Yeah, let's hear it. 657 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,280 I can do Dr Thomas. 658 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,560 Nah, not him. 659 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,479 Nothing funny about Dr Thomas. 660 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,639 He's only got time for his private patients 661 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,119 and nothing but linctus for us. 662 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:33,639 Linctus? 663 00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:34,999 What kind of linctus? 664 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,559 Cheap codeine. 665 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,760 It's the only medicine we ever get from him. 666 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,639 Even children? 667 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:43,040 He put Tommy on it. 668 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,999 Lad was leaning like the Tower of Pisa. 669 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,319 Just another brown bottle for Harry to drown his woes in. 670 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,839 Until he drank enough to knock himself out. 671 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,999 Amy was coughing like a consumptive before he saw her. 672 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,320 And what did he give her? 673 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,999 Codeine linctus. 674 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,400 Bet they won't look into Amy's death any more than they did Tommy's. 675 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,239 Huh. 676 00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,640 Welcome to Wychwood. 677 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,999 Keep taking the penicillin. 678 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,999 It'll mop up the last of the infection in your hand. 679 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,759 Dr Thomas! 680 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,120 Ah! Ooh! 681 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:39,280 Ah! 682 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,240 I wonder if you might check me over? 683 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,479 Reverend Humbleby. 684 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:50,999 Not still unwell, I hope? 685 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,439 Don't let that one fleece you! 686 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,599 He charges extra for the good stuff. Father! 687 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,359 What? Dr Thomas is only... 688 00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,239 Oh, all that flattering and fawning doesn't fool me! 689 00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:00,719 Greasing his wheels! 690 00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:04,200 There's nothing that young man won't do to get what he wants! 691 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,639 I was hoping to be in shape for tennis 692 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,279 up at the manor. 693 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:16,079 Hmm... An old rugby injury playing up. 694 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,519 Probably the weather. 695 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,999 OK. 696 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,720 Well, walk to the window and back. 697 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,799 How's the book going? 698 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,199 Did I mention I'm writing a book myself? 699 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,639 Oh, really? 700 00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,799 On what topic? 701 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,480 Leg seems fine... 702 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:43,560 Yes, a scientific guide to improving society. 703 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,439 Fascinating. 704 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:47,999 How? 705 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,679 Judicious elimination. 706 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:51,999 Of whom? 707 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,279 Oh, you know the sort. 708 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,399 People like... 709 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,399 ..Carter. 710 00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:58,839 The wife-beating drunk? 711 00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,679 No loss there! 712 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,999 Didn't Tommy's death save us all from his inevitable future life 713 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,319 of crime? 714 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,559 Interesting thought, no? 715 00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,999 I'm not sure your patients would agree. 716 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,280 How would they know? 717 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,799 It's one thing you Africans have right. 718 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:18,359 The power of life and death lies solely in the hands 719 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,400 of Chief Bongo Bongo. 720 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,719 It's not that simple. 721 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:25,999 We have laws. 722 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,519 Laws. Of course. 723 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,400 But now you take me for a mass murderer! 724 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,759 Would a murderer be so frank? 725 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,479 I'm merely making a scientific point. 726 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:39,319 A point? Yesterday, you said Amy mixed up her bottles. 727 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,799 Unpleasant accident. 728 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,479 Miss Waynflete only found the one. 729 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,240 I kept the other for testing. 730 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,919 You see? 731 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,039 There's always a scientific explanation. 732 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,559 Some would call that tampering with evidence, Dr Thomas. 733 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,159 I'm a doctor! Criminology is my hobby. 734 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,799 I always follow protocol. 735 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,999 Protocol? 736 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,199 Augustus! 737 00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:01,040 Conduct yourself properly in the proper manner, sir. 738 00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,880 It wasn't followed after Miss Pinkerton's death. 739 00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,079 Where were you on Derby Day? 740 00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,799 Three villages away, attending a birth. 741 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,160 Here we are. 742 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,959 Kreuzhammer's Inferiority and Crime, 743 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,999 translated from the German. 744 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,120 And... Race Hygiene. 745 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:38,400 A scientific programme would weed out the degenerates. 746 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,320 You keep these in stock? 747 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,439 Aren't they on prescription? 748 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,040 Just a codeine linctus. 749 00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,359 Cures most common ills. 750 00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:01,479 One step up from a placebo, really. 751 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,840 Why? Want some? 752 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,599 Kedu? 753 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,639 You speak Igbo? 754 00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,000 And Efik. 755 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,719 Some Ijaw. 756 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:29,799 I've been trying to ascertain your precise tribe 757 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:30,999 since the inquest, 758 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,040 before extending a proper greeting. 759 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,599 Glad I backed the right horse. 760 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,639 Let's go to a proper pub. 761 00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,399 I cannot believe you built the rugby pitch 762 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,639 I played upon! 763 00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:51,000 With these very hands, my son! 764 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,799 Your headmaster was a very dear friend. 765 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,799 He was a huge influence upon me. 766 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,160 Yes, I can hear that. 767 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,639 Did you know Miss Pinkerton, sir? 768 00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,279 Pinky? Of course! 769 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:08,159 We used to pore over the Racing Post together every week. 770 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,920 Loved the gee-gees, did Pinky. 771 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:12,559 How was the Derby? 772 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,920 Ah, Jujube II! 773 00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:17,999 Winged feet! 774 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,360 I said to the Vicar, "Back the nag!" 775 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,520 We were there, Humbleby and I. 776 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,399 OK, raise your glass. 777 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,040 Here's to my dear wife. 778 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:37,240 Her loss must have affected you deeply. 779 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,880 Well, she was getting so much better. 780 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,319 Then sudden relapse, 781 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,759 wasn't herself. 782 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,839 She told Amy she was being poisoned. 783 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:52,879 Amy Gibbs was your maid, too? Mm. 784 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,280 A nasty business. 785 00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:58,680 By the way, Major... 786 00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:01,560 ..who was the doctor that treated your wife? 787 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:04,799 Why, that young snapper, 788 00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,280 Dr Thomas. 789 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,639 Ha! Well, that was a breeze. 790 00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,599 That last ball was definitely out. 791 00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,359 It was halfway to Chipping Norton. 792 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,239 Sorry, er... 793 00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:20,440 What did you say? 794 00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:25,679 What did you say?! I don't think so. 795 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,720 Chalk flew, didn't it, Gordon? 796 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:30,960 Yes, like a bird! 797 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,119 Ha, good. 798 00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,560 Like a dead bird. 799 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,839 Dr Thomas treated Mrs Horton. 800 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,239 She was his first victim. 801 00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:42,999 The one Miss Pinkerton wasn't sure of? 802 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,999 She told people she was being poisoned, 803 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,439 and Amy was her maid. 804 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,479 She must've known too much, so he killed her too! 805 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,999 Dr Thomas had opportunity and means to kill Amy, 806 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,639 gave Carter and Tommy codeine linctus like Amy 807 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,599 and he was out of the village on Derby Day. 808 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,759 Where is the good doctor? 809 00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:59,439 With a patient? 810 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:00,760 Or murdering one. 811 00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,040 The thing is... 812 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,440 ..Mrs Horton wasn't from Ashe Bottom. 813 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:12,200 Which means the next victim... Could be anyone. 814 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:17,999 Oh, come on! 815 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,040 That was clearly my shot! 816 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,159 Don't look at me like that. Miss Conway? 817 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,719 Mm? 818 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:27,920 Oh, Bridget, why are you marrying that man? 819 00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:35,119 Do you know what a secretary earns? 820 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:36,999 Of course you don't. 821 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:41,999 Well, pennies compared to Lady Whitfield. 822 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,719 For very different duties. 823 00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:45,000 Really? 824 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:50,320 I doubt Gordon will even kiss me goodnight after a year. 825 00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,479 Why do you care? 826 00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:57,680 You'll be in Whitehall. 827 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,520 Because it's not what you deserve. 828 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,080 This is not... What? 829 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,000 Love? 830 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,080 Have you tried it? 831 00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,400 Loving until it hurts? 832 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,200 Only to be jilted for some millionaire widow? 833 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,800 A broken... 834 00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,000 ..engagement... 835 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,879 ..is the perfect cure 836 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,040 for dangerously romantic tosh. 837 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,239 I simply want to be safe, 838 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:46,040 not just from being poor. 839 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,480 From feelings. 840 00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:08,839 Fitzwilliam! 841 00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,440 You're up next with the doctor. 842 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,840 Knee's better, then, Fitzwilliam. 843 00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,439 Yes. 844 00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:25,399 Thank you. 845 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,999 Only I cannot stop thinking about your theory, Doctor. 846 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,240 Not a theory. 847 00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:32,680 Science! 848 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,159 Tommy. 849 00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:36,399 Carter. 850 00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:37,999 Amy. 851 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,640 So who's next for judicious elimination? 852 00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:45,320 Degenerates - was that the word you used? 853 00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:49,359 Humbleby! 854 00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,199 Listen, these, er... 855 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,439 These pagan rites that Fitzwilliam and my Bridget 856 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,319 are busy uncovering, 857 00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:57,519 I want them stopped. 858 00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,879 So who's next, Doctor? Nothing wrong with tradition... 859 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:02,440 One of the lower races? Me? 860 00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,839 Well, scripture instructs us to rebuke those 861 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:06,999 who persist in sin. 862 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,599 He who casts the first stone. 863 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,079 Mrs Humbleby? 864 00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,039 As Wychwood's leading citizen... 865 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,280 Rose? 866 00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,919 God has more to worry about... 867 00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:20,639 So, who is it going to be, Doctor? ..in Wychwood... 868 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:21,840 Oh! 869 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:31,680 Arthur? 870 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,720 In Wychwood! 871 00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:39,200 Arthur! 872 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:49,479 Doctor? 873 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,760 Doctor? 55732

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