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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Heraklion.
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The local time is 3 am, and
the temperature is 28 degrees Celsius.
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Please remain in your seats
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until the aircraft
has come to a complete standstill
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and the captain has switched off
the "fasten seat belt" sign.
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Please take care
when opening the overhead bins
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as items may have been
dislodged during the flight.
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We thank you for flying with us today
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and look forward to
seeing you again soon.
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Please check with ground staff
for connecting flights
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or further travel
to your final destination.
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Say uh, ah, Malia!
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Say uh, ah, Malia!
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I'll tell you why I'm so tired.
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- That would be you, Em.
- Why?
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What do you mean, "why"? What about
when she was booking the holiday?
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You did no work.
All this "I'm exhausted."
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I woke up to 20 messages from you.
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"We have to be there four hours before!"
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If it wasn't for me,
would you be here?
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Would you be here?
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Ah! We're in Malia, babe! Baby!
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It's kinda cold.
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I'm going in! Come on!
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Oh, she's in! She's in! She's in!
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Oh!
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I don't think we should do this.
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I don't think it's supposed
to be this cold.
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You'll get used to it.
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♪ Oh my God, oh my God
When I see you I should run
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♪ I'm saying things I've never said
Doing things I've never done
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I fucking love you guys.
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- I fucking love you guys!
- Best holiday ever!
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Oh, no, look at my fags!
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Where?
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I'll get them, I'll get them!
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No! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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I'm so sorry.
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It's so cold.
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What the fuck?
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MUM: GET THERE OK? XX
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TARA: X
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Ah, fuck's sake!
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Set me a fag. Mine are fucked.
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I swear my mum would've called
on the plane if she could have.
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I'm not sure
Mum's even clocked we've left.
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This is all we have
between all of us?
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- Yeah, just one.
- This is it to get dry?
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- Guys, I'm fucking starving.
- I swear you're always hungry.
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Why is the sea so cold?
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You know we still got
loads of time to kill?
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Do you wanna get chips?
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- Yes, 100%.
- Chips! Chips! Chips!
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- I want a big fucking big portion.
- Large! Large, large, extra-large.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Sorry, um...
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I was just wondering if maybe
we could have a room with, like, a...
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like, a pool view?
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Pool view?
No, no, no.
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All gone. I'm sorry.
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OK. Um...
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I tried.
Apparently, they're all gone.
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Hi!
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- Hi.
- Um, my name's Tara.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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Um, so, the thing is...
I just spat, sorry.
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Um, the thing is,
we're going to need pool view,
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because... see our friend Skye there?
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She can't swim very well,
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so we need to, like,
keep eyes on her at all times.
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- Like, we have to see her.
- We can be lifeguards.
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We can just dive in
if anything happens.
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We're excellent swimmers,
like, really good.
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- Save you guys the trouble.
- I actually swim for the county.
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We were hoping
we could use this holiday
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to help teach her...
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to doggy-paddle.
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- All right, all right.
- Thanks.
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Oh, my God! This is insane!
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Oh, my God!
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Look at this swan!
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- I fucking love the curtains.
- He left us swans.
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- Taz...
- Oh, babe, stunning!
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Outfit number one sorted!
Outfit number...
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Oh, there's butterflies
everywhere as well!
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Um... Skye! What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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- Deep-fried fags.
- You're a nutter!
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- But I will have one, thank you. OK.
- They are already dry.
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- We got our own fridge!
- Fucking luxury.
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This room is huge!
Like, a whole room.
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Where? Let's see.
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Ey! Pool view!
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Let me see!
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Best view I've ever seen in my life!
Whoo!
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Ooh! Whoo!
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Sorry about that,
but I needed my doughnut.
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Breakfast!
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Breakfast!
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And... breakfast!
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Dinner one!
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- Shit! Sorry.
- Can you not?
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Oi, whoever gets laid the most wins this.
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Apple punch for sex?
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- No. No, no, no.
- Actually...
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This.
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Titty glasses.
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What do we get if we're sick the most?
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Um, nothing,
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because we're not
going to plan for that, you nutter.
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All right. All right.
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Bonus prize.
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Party girl!
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Guys, I've been thinking,
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whoever's getting laid the most,
they should kinda get the main room.
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Yeah.
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And everyone else
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just kinda sleep where they land.
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Me, I'm going to be refraining
from sleep this holiday.
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Don't lie! You're going to be, like,
asleep in the club.
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Oi, you look beaut!
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Come here, try this.
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You should just go out like that.
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Like this?
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You look banging
no matter what you wear.
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Can I borrow some of that lip gloss?
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Yeah, let me do it for you.
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Look at you.
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If you don't get laid on this holiday
then you never will.
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No, I can't die a virgin!
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HOW TO HAVE SEX
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69!
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Fuck!
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Wait, wait, wait, we're not ready.
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Oi! Oi!
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Whereabouts you all from?
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We don't have any change.
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What, am I homeless or something?
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♪ Call me
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♪ Call me by my name
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♪ Or call me by my number
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♪ You put me through it
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♪ I'll still be doing it the way I do it
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♪ And yet, you try to make me forget
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♪ Who I really am
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♪ I am the one and only
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♪...all this time
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♪ I've tried to walk with dignity... ♪
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Oh, my God!
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Not like that! Give it here!
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Oh, oh.
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- I'm too thirsty. Hmm.
- Tara.
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I'm going to be sick.
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Night one in the Big Brother house,
Em is sick.
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Fuck! She's actually going to be sick.
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Hold the microphone.
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♪ I am the one and only ♪
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Can we have three more shots, please?
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I love you, Taz.
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I love you, too.
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Besties for life, yeah?
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I've just been to the bar and got shots.
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Check it out.
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No, no, no.
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Yes!
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Oi, what happens
if I fail every exam?
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Fuck school!
Let's all just find jobs together.
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Oi.
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You're fucking smart.
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I'm actually going to fail.
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Taz, even if you failed everything,
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you could talk your way in.
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- Tara!
- I need a wee.
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Chips are technically vegetables,
aren't they?
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Skye, is it my night to throw up yet?
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You already threw up.
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Don't laugh at me!
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Tara!
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What happens if I go to this good school
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and then no one even likes me
when I get there?
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Oh, Em, that's silly.
Don't think like that.
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No one likes you anyway.
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Why do you think
we ended up with you?
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- I'm joking.
- Here come on babe! Babe, babe! Babe!
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It's, like, a win-win situation.
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Either you fail
and you stay with us wasters,
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- or...
- I don't wanna fail!
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Or you get in and then you're really rich
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and you can bring us
on holiday every year.
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Vets aren't rich.
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They don't have loads
and loads of money.
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Yeah, but you're just, like,
really smart. You always have been.
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I can't even do a backflip.
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Thing is, I don't know what I wanna do.
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- I think...
- I wanna do a backflip.
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I think maybe I'll just do business,
'cause everything is business now.
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Every day, like, just all the time.
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We got to go
into business together.
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I heard that as well.
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Oh, my God!
These cheesy chips, man!
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- What?
- Ow!
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Oi, I am actually going to
open my own restaurant
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and just serve cheesy chips.
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Oi, you can come and work for me
while Em fucks off to finish school.
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I'll come.
I'll go every single day.
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- I think...
- I'll come three times.
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- I think we should...
- Breakfast and dinner.
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I think we should go to bed now.
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All I need to do to go to good school
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is if I get lots of As. Say As in...
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Em!
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- Shut up! You're stressing me out.
- Oi! The thing is, though...
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- ...is that...
- I'll hold it in that hand.
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...is that you two are actually
my best mates.
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- Gang, gang, gang.
- Gang, gang, gang.
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All right? I'm Paige.
Nice to meet you, ladies.
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- My name's Paddy.
- Nice to meet you.
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Whoo!
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Oi, I thought you left me for dead
with this clown.
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Oi!
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You know, I love youse a lot,
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but none of us are going to get laid
if we just hang out with each other.
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Last night was a disaster.
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Come on, then.
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Everyone in the entire hotel
must be having a shower right now.
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Oi, Taz, you should wear this.
You'd look so sexy in it.
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Don't you think, Em?
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I don't know,
looks mad uncomfortable to me.
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Skye, is this yours?
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- Yeah, why?
- Can I borrow it?
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Do you know
what you're doing with it?
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- Yeah, it's just...
- Come on, I'll show you.
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No my, my robot
is actually sick, though.
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Oh, my God!
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You look insane! What the fuck?
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Yeah, OK, I kinda get,
you look incredible.
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- Ah, she's ready to go out!
- Whoo!
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Yo!
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Sexy!
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Oi, smoke show!
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I know you can hear me.
I can see you smiling.
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You lot going out later?
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You should come round here for pres.
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Yeah, I can ask the girls.
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Fucking hell!
Talk about selective hearing.
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What's your name?
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Tara.
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That's a nice name, innit?
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I'm Badger.
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That's a bit of a weird name, innit?
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It's my nickname.
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Who's this?
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Romeo, Romeo, where is you? Yeah.
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00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:45,478
Room 341, yeah?
256
00:16:45,812 --> 00:16:47,603
All right, easy, Tiger.
257
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,312
We only just met.
258
00:16:53,187 --> 00:16:55,812
- Oi, no, what the fuck is that?
- What?
259
00:16:56,437 --> 00:16:57,436
Ohh...!
260
00:16:57,437 --> 00:16:58,853
- Who's done that?
- I did it.
261
00:16:58,978 --> 00:17:01,895
They're fucking ridiculous,
like two massive slugs on your face.
262
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,687
Wait, how old
do you think they are, though?
263
00:17:04,812 --> 00:17:08,145
Oi, guys, remember your phone
and keys and money.
264
00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:11,270
I think, maybe, like, 19, 21.
265
00:17:11,478 --> 00:17:13,895
Yeah, so, what are we going to say?
We're, like, 18?
266
00:17:14,062 --> 00:17:16,478
You guys just going to fall in love
and leave me to it again?
267
00:17:16,479 --> 00:17:18,978
I think, like, 18,
just finished college, yeah?
268
00:17:19,312 --> 00:17:21,978
- Yeah, obviously I drive a BMW.
- Ha! You wish!
269
00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:24,853
- All right, come on, Taz!
- I think I'm doing a degree
270
00:17:24,854 --> 00:17:26,645
to be the next Prime Minister.
271
00:17:27,145 --> 00:17:29,645
Bro, if you can tell me
who the current Prime Minister is,
272
00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:31,978
then I'll consider
you taking his job, yeah?
273
00:17:31,979 --> 00:17:33,269
Go on.
274
00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:35,853
All right, for fuck's sake,
just come on! Shut up!
275
00:17:35,978 --> 00:17:37,603
Does this actually look all right?
276
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:41,062
- Mad uncomfortable, innit?
- Yeah.
277
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:43,187
You look fit as fuck, though!
278
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,520
- So do you, mate.
- Quick.
279
00:17:46,645 --> 00:17:49,312
- Taz, your phone, I said!
- Yeah, give it, then.
280
00:17:49,313 --> 00:17:50,811
- I need my bag.
- Keys!
281
00:17:50,812 --> 00:17:53,228
Taz, you have got
to sort those eyebrows out.
282
00:17:53,853 --> 00:17:55,270
Paddy, your go.
283
00:17:55,395 --> 00:17:57,395
Nah, it's Paige's go.
284
00:17:57,603 --> 00:18:01,437
Never have I ever crashed a quad
into a parked car.
285
00:18:01,562 --> 00:18:04,062
Badger this morning
still pissed out his head.
286
00:18:04,437 --> 00:18:06,020
I'm usually a sick driver.
287
00:18:06,228 --> 00:18:08,311
I fucking drive vans for a living.
It's me job.
288
00:18:08,312 --> 00:18:10,752
You don't crash them into parked cars
at work, though, do you?
289
00:18:11,645 --> 00:18:15,603
Never have I ever had a threesome.
290
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,520
- Get shots out.
- Yeah, let's get some shots.
291
00:18:26,728 --> 00:18:28,187
There's one.
292
00:18:31,687 --> 00:18:33,062
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
293
00:19:01,687 --> 00:19:03,895
Spin, spin.
Faster, faster, faster, go on.
294
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:06,437
Three, two, one...
295
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:07,978
Stop! Stop!
296
00:19:08,978 --> 00:19:11,498
Oi, no, spillage is lickage, it's fine.
297
00:19:11,499 --> 00:19:14,020
- Go on, Em!
- That is disgusting.
298
00:19:14,145 --> 00:19:15,937
What you doing?
299
00:19:16,062 --> 00:19:17,415
- No, no, no, no...
- Yeah!
300
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:18,770
I saw that. That was cheating.
301
00:19:20,187 --> 00:19:23,228
Do you know where the vet's are?
'Cause I got two swans that are sick.
302
00:19:31,645 --> 00:19:34,062
Never have I ever had sex.
303
00:19:34,562 --> 00:19:36,687
Fucking hell!
Come off it, we're not 12.
304
00:19:39,895 --> 00:19:42,728
Never have I ever slept
with two birds in one night.
305
00:19:43,062 --> 00:19:45,437
I'm not drinking that
'cause I'm a fucking saint.
306
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,187
- Oi.
- Chill out.
307
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,270
What happens on holiday
stays on holiday!
308
00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:56,353
- What are you doing?
- I was only joking, babe.
309
00:19:56,478 --> 00:19:58,228
I wasn't going to call you out, obviously.
310
00:19:58,229 --> 00:19:59,394
Yeah, sure!
311
00:19:59,395 --> 00:20:01,895
No one cares if you're a virgin,
it's very chill.
312
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,437
So, why are you bringing it up, then?
313
00:20:05,978 --> 00:20:07,312
'Cause it's funny.
314
00:20:08,395 --> 00:20:09,936
It's not funny.
315
00:20:09,937 --> 00:20:12,228
Skye, it's not funny.
316
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:13,853
Got a drink?
317
00:20:14,645 --> 00:20:16,770
Paddy is fit, though!
318
00:20:17,187 --> 00:20:18,853
You should try it with him.
319
00:20:19,562 --> 00:20:20,895
Or I might.
320
00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:22,062
Oh!
321
00:20:25,603 --> 00:20:26,603
Oi!
322
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,020
Whoo!
323
00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:48,187
Oi, matchy-matchy, night bossman.
324
00:20:49,728 --> 00:20:52,437
Top graft on these lot,
they're about as cool as your sister.
325
00:20:52,438 --> 00:20:54,270
Chill out, mush,
we're on holiday!
326
00:20:54,271 --> 00:20:55,311
What's the matter?
327
00:20:55,312 --> 00:20:57,186
Did you hear?
They're talking about us.
328
00:20:57,187 --> 00:20:59,145
We need to, like,
not let on our age at all.
329
00:20:59,270 --> 00:21:00,686
- To them.
- Yeah.
330
00:21:00,687 --> 00:21:03,353
Ooh, I miss my BMW so much!
331
00:21:03,853 --> 00:21:05,270
Subtle!
332
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:07,770
Listen. Listen.
333
00:21:07,895 --> 00:21:09,687
Do you think Paige is gay?
334
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,603
Are you joking?
335
00:21:12,728 --> 00:21:14,727
- J... I don't know.
- Are you joking?
336
00:21:14,728 --> 00:21:16,728
- Are you telling a joke?
- Let's hope she's gay.
337
00:21:16,729 --> 00:21:18,145
Of course she's gay.
338
00:21:19,353 --> 00:21:20,562
Oooh!
339
00:21:23,062 --> 00:21:24,228
I saved that!
340
00:21:24,853 --> 00:21:27,228
- Tipped it straight over.
- Don't lie. That went right in.
341
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:29,812
- Fuck off!
- That's cheating.
342
00:21:29,978 --> 00:21:32,228
- Right, come on.
- Look at you sat down.
343
00:21:32,478 --> 00:21:33,686
- Come on.
- No!
344
00:21:33,687 --> 00:21:34,895
What the fuck!
345
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,228
Let's go.
346
00:21:45,728 --> 00:21:47,187
Come on, get it down you.
347
00:21:47,188 --> 00:21:48,603
Come on Badger.
348
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,978
Uh, ah, Malia!
349
00:22:19,812 --> 00:22:21,770
Oi! Paddy! Move.
350
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,520
I'm in a bad way!
351
00:22:39,437 --> 00:22:40,895
...two, three!
352
00:22:43,312 --> 00:22:44,937
Feeling any better?
353
00:22:45,687 --> 00:22:47,187
No.
354
00:22:48,228 --> 00:22:49,520
I think I can help.
355
00:22:49,521 --> 00:22:51,103
Um...
356
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:54,020
So, I sold my hoover
the other day, yeah?
357
00:22:54,312 --> 00:22:55,312
Yeah.
358
00:22:55,437 --> 00:22:58,062
'Cause all it was doing
was collecting dust.
359
00:23:02,103 --> 00:23:05,437
Think! I got more, I got more.
360
00:23:05,562 --> 00:23:10,770
What is the difference
between a plum and a rabbit?
361
00:23:12,353 --> 00:23:13,812
I don't know.
362
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,644
One is purple, and one isn't...
363
00:23:17,645 --> 00:23:19,978
- Oh, wait! No, I got it wrong.
- Oh!
364
00:23:20,145 --> 00:23:22,062
I got it wrong.
365
00:23:22,937 --> 00:23:24,603
No, no, no...
366
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:26,437
You're good.
367
00:23:26,562 --> 00:23:28,978
I don't think you've got
anything else left, to be honest.
368
00:23:34,353 --> 00:23:38,353
Why... Why do you never see
pigs hiding in trees?
369
00:23:40,895 --> 00:23:42,978
'Cause they're pretty good at it.
370
00:24:27,853 --> 00:24:29,478
Oi, what's that?
371
00:24:30,645 --> 00:24:33,687
Nah! Nah...!
You little cheating bastard.
372
00:24:33,853 --> 00:24:37,395
No, that's a classic one.
I'm going, I'm going.
373
00:24:41,478 --> 00:24:42,770
Shh...
374
00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:56,812
Nah.
375
00:24:57,645 --> 00:24:58,978
Bedtime.
376
00:25:27,437 --> 00:25:30,228
Come on, girls.
Up you get, you beautiful lot.
377
00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:32,415
Buses for Crush in five. Let's go.
378
00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:34,603
Oi! Hurry up! Crush is happening!
379
00:25:34,812 --> 00:25:35,894
Let's go!
380
00:25:35,895 --> 00:25:38,103
See you at gate in five!
381
00:25:38,395 --> 00:25:39,687
No.
382
00:25:39,812 --> 00:25:41,645
Surely, we have more
than five minutes, no?
383
00:25:41,978 --> 00:25:43,686
Why are we doing this to ourselves?
384
00:25:43,687 --> 00:25:46,353
No, if it's started,
we got to get a move on.
385
00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:48,645
We can be a bit late.
386
00:25:51,770 --> 00:25:53,061
Oh, my God.
387
00:25:53,062 --> 00:25:55,062
- Come on.
- Look at the state of him.
388
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,937
See you in a bit, yeah?
Come Badger.
389
00:26:06,645 --> 00:26:08,353
I didn't bring any.
390
00:26:08,354 --> 00:26:10,062
Oi! Put this on.
391
00:26:11,562 --> 00:26:13,187
What did he just say?
392
00:26:13,188 --> 00:26:15,103
He's so fit.
393
00:26:18,187 --> 00:26:19,770
Everything hurts.
394
00:26:19,895 --> 00:26:23,603
I think that with this...
395
00:26:23,728 --> 00:26:26,312
- Skye, how does this work?
- Underneath.
396
00:26:26,437 --> 00:26:28,228
You need to cover your bits.
397
00:26:30,478 --> 00:26:33,770
I swear to God,
you guys need to get some life!
398
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,353
The only way through this for me
is with another drink.
399
00:26:38,478 --> 00:26:41,228
- No!
- What's that called? Dog of hair?
400
00:26:41,353 --> 00:26:43,228
- Dog of hair!
- Hair of dog.
401
00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:46,228
- That's a thing.
- Yeah, my mum does it all the time.
402
00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:48,062
See? It's proper.
403
00:26:48,187 --> 00:26:50,311
I'm not fucking dressing you.
I'm not your mum.
404
00:26:50,312 --> 00:26:52,707
- Thanks, mum.
- Where's the hair straighteners?
405
00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:55,103
No, wait, Skye,
I need something else on with it.
406
00:26:55,228 --> 00:26:56,853
- What? What?
- It's see-through.
407
00:26:56,978 --> 00:26:58,228
It's not that see-through!
408
00:26:58,353 --> 00:27:00,937
In the water it will be.
I thought this is a pool party.
409
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:04,290
Right come on orange!
Come on, that's it.
410
00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:07,395
Come on, girls!
Let's get it down you!
411
00:27:07,728 --> 00:27:09,645
Use those double-Ds!
412
00:27:09,770 --> 00:27:12,353
How are they not choking on that?
413
00:27:14,270 --> 00:27:16,520
That's it, girls!
Double-Ds, babes!
414
00:27:17,312 --> 00:27:18,937
We have a winner!
Well done, babes.
415
00:27:19,103 --> 00:27:20,687
Well done Sir, that's fantastic.
416
00:27:20,978 --> 00:27:22,270
One more girl! Anyone!
417
00:27:23,187 --> 00:27:25,770
- Taz! Taz!
- No, Skye.
418
00:27:25,895 --> 00:27:27,270
We've got one here! Taz!
419
00:27:29,062 --> 00:27:30,603
In the green, yeah? Come on!
420
00:27:30,728 --> 00:27:33,395
Come on, baby girl,
you got this one, you got this!
421
00:27:33,396 --> 00:27:36,645
One brave boy to play the game.
422
00:27:36,853 --> 00:27:39,312
Hey, here we go.
Look at him, he's eager.
423
00:27:39,437 --> 00:27:41,228
- You all right, bruv? Ready?
- Yeah. Yeah.
424
00:27:41,353 --> 00:27:43,228
Right, up there you pop.
Go on, son.
425
00:27:43,437 --> 00:27:45,895
Go on, Taz. Whoo!
426
00:27:46,687 --> 00:27:48,187
- Oh!
- Hello, little flower.
427
00:27:48,312 --> 00:27:49,394
How are you?
428
00:27:49,395 --> 00:27:50,603
- You okay?
- Yeah.
429
00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,895
- Who've we got?
- I'm Tara.
430
00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:54,270
Hello, Tara!
431
00:27:54,437 --> 00:27:55,977
You know what this kind of game is?
432
00:27:55,978 --> 00:27:58,644
- I guess so.
- It's a bit naughty. Are you sure?
433
00:27:58,645 --> 00:28:01,228
All right, he's got a big fake willy,
that looks like a beer,
434
00:28:01,229 --> 00:28:02,895
and you're going to drink it.
435
00:28:03,062 --> 00:28:04,186
Right, ready?
436
00:28:04,187 --> 00:28:07,395
Beer in the mouth, blowjob-style.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
437
00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:11,728
That's it, that's it!
Go on, get back in there!
438
00:28:12,187 --> 00:28:13,603
That's it! Not in her eyes.
439
00:28:14,645 --> 00:28:17,445
That's it. More, more, more, more.
Go on, keep going. Push it. Push it!
440
00:28:17,687 --> 00:28:20,603
Put your back into it, mate.
That's it, that's it, that's it!
441
00:28:20,812 --> 00:28:22,270
Keep going, keep going!
442
00:28:22,395 --> 00:28:24,937
Get in there!
That's it, that's it, that's it!
443
00:28:25,103 --> 00:28:28,103
Come on, open your mouth more,
Jesus Christ!
444
00:28:28,270 --> 00:28:30,270
No boy's going to be happy with you!
445
00:28:30,395 --> 00:28:31,853
Christ!
446
00:28:32,103 --> 00:28:33,395
Tragic. I love you though.
447
00:28:33,728 --> 00:28:35,687
Yeah, I'm not good at that game.
448
00:28:35,812 --> 00:28:37,437
I dunno, you look pretty good to me.
449
00:28:37,562 --> 00:28:39,937
- Come on, guys! All right!
- Another one?
450
00:28:40,062 --> 00:28:41,645
- That's enough.
- That's enough.
451
00:28:41,646 --> 00:28:43,103
Off, off! You lost.
452
00:28:43,895 --> 00:28:45,436
You lost, girl!
453
00:28:45,437 --> 00:28:47,352
You can cuddle
in your own time.
454
00:28:47,353 --> 00:28:50,020
- Right, we need another boy!
- One more boy, please.
455
00:28:52,353 --> 00:28:54,020
Come on!
456
00:28:55,728 --> 00:28:57,520
You had a good time, yeah?
457
00:28:57,645 --> 00:29:00,562
Let me see those hands up! Yeah?
458
00:29:00,687 --> 00:29:03,228
If you've got a drink in your hands,
down it!
459
00:29:03,353 --> 00:29:06,062
Go! Now! Go, go, go! Down it!
460
00:29:06,063 --> 00:29:07,312
Beautiful, I like that.
461
00:29:09,395 --> 00:29:11,270
Who else is fucked?
462
00:29:11,478 --> 00:29:12,978
Where are you?
463
00:29:22,353 --> 00:29:24,020
Wait, it's fine.
464
00:29:25,853 --> 00:29:27,728
It's still fine. It still works.
465
00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:33,770
No, no! Stop it!
466
00:29:35,478 --> 00:29:36,812
Aah, get off me.
467
00:29:37,937 --> 00:29:40,353
Don't you think he's kinda fit, yeah?
468
00:29:43,270 --> 00:29:45,812
I mean, he's a complete clown, no?
469
00:29:47,812 --> 00:29:50,145
No, but a sexy clown.
470
00:29:50,437 --> 00:29:52,812
Come on, I think he's proper jokes.
471
00:29:53,853 --> 00:29:55,437
Nah, he's butters.
472
00:29:57,562 --> 00:29:59,062
You can do much better.
473
00:30:01,895 --> 00:30:03,062
Come on.
474
00:30:36,978 --> 00:30:38,103
Taz!
475
00:31:01,978 --> 00:31:04,103
Yes, Malia! Yes!
476
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,187
What you telling me, guys,
you had a good night, yeah?
477
00:31:08,978 --> 00:31:11,812
We're about to get you lot
so fucking horny.
478
00:31:11,813 --> 00:31:13,270
So fucking ready!
479
00:31:13,562 --> 00:31:14,644
Let's have it.
480
00:31:14,645 --> 00:31:16,603
Let's fucking have it Malia!
Come one guys.
481
00:31:16,604 --> 00:31:18,269
Sorry, I just stepped on you.
482
00:31:18,270 --> 00:31:19,769
We're drunk.
We're fucking drunk.
483
00:31:19,770 --> 00:31:22,312
OK, we're going to play a game.
We're going to play a last game.
484
00:31:22,313 --> 00:31:23,602
Final game of the night, yeah?
485
00:31:23,603 --> 00:31:25,144
- It's a mad one.
- It's a big one.
486
00:31:25,145 --> 00:31:26,853
You got to give it your all, okay?
What do we need?
487
00:31:26,854 --> 00:31:28,770
- You going to do it?
- If you do it with me.
488
00:31:28,771 --> 00:31:29,895
Yeah, OK.
489
00:31:31,312 --> 00:31:32,853
OK, let's do this...
490
00:31:34,062 --> 00:31:35,270
Come on.
491
00:31:35,437 --> 00:31:36,727
One more, right?
492
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,102
Final!
It's the fucking final, guys.
493
00:31:39,103 --> 00:31:42,270
Get your game faces on.
Stretch it out! Ready?
494
00:31:42,478 --> 00:31:44,562
We need two boys
up on this stage now.
495
00:31:44,563 --> 00:31:45,686
Get me two boys!
496
00:31:45,687 --> 00:31:48,228
- Who've we got? Hands up!
- So many hands!
497
00:31:48,229 --> 00:31:50,520
I can't hear you.
498
00:31:50,645 --> 00:31:51,687
Who's wants it?
499
00:31:51,812 --> 00:31:53,228
Oi, oi, look who it is.
500
00:31:53,353 --> 00:31:56,312
Yes, let's have our loser from
earlier back, come on, in the blue.
501
00:31:56,437 --> 00:31:58,562
Let's get you up.
Prove yourself this time.
502
00:31:59,937 --> 00:32:01,687
Let's go!
503
00:32:04,395 --> 00:32:05,978
Yeah!
504
00:32:06,312 --> 00:32:08,478
- Who we got here?
- Up you get, up you get, up you get!
505
00:32:08,479 --> 00:32:09,603
Badger.
506
00:32:10,103 --> 00:32:11,478
Badger!
507
00:32:12,478 --> 00:32:14,437
Over here we got Badger!
508
00:32:15,353 --> 00:32:18,187
Badger! Badger! Badger!
509
00:32:18,312 --> 00:32:19,937
What's your name, boy?
510
00:32:20,062 --> 00:32:21,937
My name's Tom
and I'm from fucking London!
511
00:32:21,938 --> 00:32:23,770
Tom from fucking London, yeah!
512
00:32:23,771 --> 00:32:25,145
We love a Londoner!
513
00:32:27,645 --> 00:32:30,227
Oi! Now, listen up,
the game we are playing
514
00:32:30,228 --> 00:32:35,187
is these two lovely boys have got
to get fucking hard, all right?
515
00:32:36,270 --> 00:32:38,770
- We need some girls!
- We need some fucking girls.
516
00:32:45,145 --> 00:32:47,478
- Come on...
- Oh, no.
517
00:32:47,603 --> 00:32:50,353
Oh, this one's a lucky boy, eh?
518
00:32:50,937 --> 00:32:53,853
Three girls over here.
That's it, over here! That's it.
519
00:32:53,978 --> 00:32:56,520
That is amazing technique.
How are you not hard?
520
00:32:57,770 --> 00:32:59,853
Ooh, Jesus Christ, she's gagging.
521
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:02,437
Come on, Badger,
go to your happy place, mate.
522
00:33:02,562 --> 00:33:04,603
Go on, girls! That's it!
523
00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:06,937
That's it! Oh, my God!
524
00:33:07,062 --> 00:33:10,270
Yeah! My fucking boy!
525
00:33:13,228 --> 00:33:15,020
Let's go, darling.
Go on, deep-throat him.
526
00:33:15,145 --> 00:33:17,353
Yes! Yes!
527
00:33:17,687 --> 00:33:19,770
What are we saying?
What are we fucking saying?
528
00:33:21,687 --> 00:33:23,395
Yes, yes, yes! He's hard!
Badger is hard!
529
00:33:38,895 --> 00:33:39,895
Oh.
530
00:34:02,187 --> 00:34:03,270
Skye?
531
00:34:04,895 --> 00:34:06,145
Yeah.
532
00:34:06,853 --> 00:34:08,687
Is that bed free yet?
533
00:34:15,228 --> 00:34:16,645
Yeah, mate.
534
00:34:17,062 --> 00:34:18,520
Go on.
535
00:34:18,645 --> 00:34:20,562
And take the pan with you, innit?
536
00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,520
Oh fuck!
537
00:34:26,145 --> 00:34:27,187
Thanks.
538
00:34:37,270 --> 00:34:38,437
Yo!
539
00:34:38,562 --> 00:34:41,770
You've got a big smirk on your face.
Have you got something to tell us?
540
00:34:41,978 --> 00:34:42,977
Go on!
541
00:34:42,978 --> 00:34:45,353
Go on, get in there!
He just got a second.
542
00:34:45,478 --> 00:34:46,812
Shh!
543
00:34:47,145 --> 00:34:48,395
Please, Badger.
544
00:34:48,562 --> 00:34:51,103
I wondered when youse lot would surface.
545
00:34:51,228 --> 00:34:52,603
Morning.
546
00:34:55,937 --> 00:34:57,645
Not feeling too good, lass?
547
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,895
Get some brekkie down ya,
round two starting soon.
548
00:35:02,145 --> 00:35:04,395
Fucking hell, you're really in
for the worst, aren't you?
549
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,728
I thought you southern fairies knew
how to party, you fucking jokers.
550
00:35:08,103 --> 00:35:10,478
Don't feel very jokes right now.
551
00:35:21,103 --> 00:35:22,645
Gorgeous, pet!
552
00:35:27,270 --> 00:35:28,395
Fuck!
553
00:35:29,687 --> 00:35:31,728
Why so early?
554
00:35:32,728 --> 00:35:34,645
I don't remember anything at all.
555
00:35:36,395 --> 00:35:37,937
Is Taz at theirs?
556
00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:40,478
Must be.
557
00:35:44,145 --> 00:35:45,270
Hm.
558
00:35:53,895 --> 00:35:56,270
Eating's cheating, babe.
559
00:35:58,145 --> 00:35:59,770
Oh, my God, please stop.
560
00:35:59,895 --> 00:36:01,812
You're going to make me sick again.
561
00:36:02,770 --> 00:36:04,478
What, you want some?
562
00:36:07,478 --> 00:36:09,520
Oi, do us a favour
and wake Tara up.
563
00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:11,562
Me and her have got
some unfinished business.
564
00:36:11,728 --> 00:36:14,853
We all know how you finish
your business now, Badger.
565
00:36:15,895 --> 00:36:17,353
You lot up for pool?
566
00:36:18,270 --> 00:36:19,937
- Yeah.
- Em?
567
00:36:20,437 --> 00:36:22,228
- Yeah.
- Worst bit is, yeah,
568
00:36:22,353 --> 00:36:23,603
I've got no memory of it.
569
00:36:24,437 --> 00:36:27,353
Probably the greatest thing to ever
happen to me in my whole entire life.
570
00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:28,812
No memory.
571
00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:31,270
That was the best thing?
572
00:36:31,645 --> 00:36:33,394
Hopefully,
them girls feel the same.
573
00:36:33,395 --> 00:36:35,145
Yeah, I hope
they don't remember it either.
574
00:36:36,145 --> 00:36:38,395
Your life sounds proper shit.
575
00:36:39,187 --> 00:36:40,395
Rinsed.
576
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,353
Oi! Last night
were crazy, you know?
577
00:36:42,478 --> 00:36:44,707
Taz, come out here! Mush!
578
00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:46,937
Stop screaming, you lunatic.
579
00:36:47,562 --> 00:36:49,312
Well, if you won't get her
out here...
580
00:36:50,645 --> 00:36:52,227
She's with you, no?
581
00:36:52,228 --> 00:36:53,957
Yeah! Ain't she at yours?
582
00:36:53,958 --> 00:36:55,687
No, why would she be here?
583
00:36:56,478 --> 00:36:58,062
Well, she came back with you.
584
00:36:58,853 --> 00:37:00,645
She not at yours?
585
00:37:01,228 --> 00:37:03,978
He's joking about.
Just bring her out.
586
00:37:04,270 --> 00:37:06,353
On my Mum's life, I'm not joking.
587
00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:12,687
Check your phone.
588
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,145
She would've said something.
589
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,520
This is typical Tara behaviour.
590
00:37:20,145 --> 00:37:21,770
She's always on one.
591
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,770
See, last seen in the apartment, now.
592
00:37:33,770 --> 00:37:35,228
Damn!
593
00:37:35,562 --> 00:37:37,228
I guess girl got laid.
594
00:37:41,437 --> 00:37:43,978
What she doing
leaving her phone here?
595
00:37:45,728 --> 00:37:47,770
- Why are you being weird?
- I'm not.
596
00:37:50,645 --> 00:37:53,728
- Oi, just look proper, yeah?
- Yeah, check.
597
00:37:53,729 --> 00:37:55,562
Mate, I'd know if she came here.
598
00:37:55,812 --> 00:37:57,603
She's definitely still on it.
599
00:38:07,145 --> 00:38:08,770
I don't like it.
600
00:38:09,395 --> 00:38:10,812
Just chill out.
601
00:38:12,437 --> 00:38:15,812
It's nothing major, is it?
Just fucking stop panicking.
602
00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:18,062
Should have moved quicker, bro.
603
00:38:18,853 --> 00:38:21,228
Don't you get jealous, you.
It doesn't suit you.
604
00:38:24,895 --> 00:38:26,978
What are you trying to get at?
605
00:38:30,562 --> 00:38:31,978
Where is she, then?
606
00:38:32,228 --> 00:38:34,228
- You chat shit.
- I don't know.
607
00:38:35,395 --> 00:38:38,020
I can't just sit here.
I'm going to talk to reception, okay?
608
00:38:45,687 --> 00:38:47,457
See you down the pool, yeah?
609
00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:49,228
Come on, boys, let's go.
610
00:38:49,812 --> 00:38:51,187
Badger, you coming?
611
00:38:58,353 --> 00:38:59,687
Oi!
612
00:39:08,603 --> 00:39:10,437
Do you want to come and chill here?
613
00:39:38,187 --> 00:39:40,312
I'm so proud of Tara, man.
614
00:39:43,645 --> 00:39:44,978
Proud?
615
00:39:48,937 --> 00:39:50,895
I bet she's finally...
616
00:39:55,228 --> 00:39:57,145
She's wanted to for so long.
617
00:40:00,395 --> 00:40:02,103
What are you on about?
618
00:40:07,145 --> 00:40:09,187
She's a massive virgin, mate.
619
00:40:23,895 --> 00:40:25,603
Do you think she's all right?
620
00:40:27,187 --> 00:40:29,437
Mate, she's having
the time of her life.
621
00:40:37,062 --> 00:40:38,645
Are you jealous?
622
00:40:40,603 --> 00:40:43,062
No, it's...
it's not that, it's just...
623
00:40:47,770 --> 00:40:49,937
Well, we could go looking for her.
624
00:40:51,145 --> 00:40:53,020
Yeah, maybe that's a good idea.
625
00:41:13,937 --> 00:41:15,687
Ho, ho, this one's a lucky boy, eh?
626
00:41:18,103 --> 00:41:19,311
Let's go darling!
627
00:41:19,312 --> 00:41:20,770
Go on, deep throat him.
628
00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:23,062
Jesus Christ, she's gagging.
629
00:41:25,937 --> 00:41:26,978
Hi darling.
630
00:41:48,562 --> 00:41:49,977
All right, you?
631
00:41:49,978 --> 00:41:51,645
- Paddy!
- What are you doing?
632
00:41:51,646 --> 00:41:53,937
Um... not going home.
633
00:41:54,437 --> 00:41:56,562
Is it past your bedtime already?
634
00:41:57,562 --> 00:41:59,103
Where's everyone else?
635
00:41:59,853 --> 00:42:01,394
Still going, I think.
636
00:42:01,395 --> 00:42:03,915
Yeah? Oh, come on,
you can't go to bed.
637
00:42:03,916 --> 00:42:06,437
Me and you are always
last ones standing.
638
00:42:06,812 --> 00:42:09,062
You're not going leave me
on my own, are you?
639
00:42:11,478 --> 00:42:12,895
We go to beach?
640
00:42:14,895 --> 00:42:17,103
Come on! I know you want to.
641
00:42:18,228 --> 00:42:19,895
Come on!
642
00:42:26,270 --> 00:42:28,270
- Sit there.
- Here?
643
00:42:33,895 --> 00:42:35,937
You don't fancy the strip, then, no?
644
00:42:35,938 --> 00:42:37,937
- No.
- Why?
645
00:42:38,895 --> 00:42:40,437
I don't know.
646
00:42:43,770 --> 00:42:45,687
Don't you think it's mad how, like,
647
00:42:46,437 --> 00:42:48,353
sand just gets everywhere?
648
00:42:48,895 --> 00:42:50,395
No, we're on a beach.
649
00:42:51,853 --> 00:42:53,311
What are you on about?
650
00:42:53,312 --> 00:42:56,520
Yeah but, it just gets everywhere.
651
00:43:05,895 --> 00:43:08,770
I've not noticed it before,
but you're proper beautiful, you know?
652
00:43:15,978 --> 00:43:19,645
Some kind of compliment
in there somewhere.
653
00:43:21,853 --> 00:43:23,853
You're into our lad, though,
aren't you?
654
00:43:29,645 --> 00:43:31,645
So, what are you into, then?
655
00:43:35,062 --> 00:43:36,145
Hmm...
656
00:43:37,603 --> 00:43:40,603
Pasta and cheesy chips.
657
00:43:42,103 --> 00:43:44,187
You're fucking jokes, you!
658
00:43:53,645 --> 00:43:55,770
Oi, let's go skinny dipping.
659
00:43:55,937 --> 00:43:57,103
- No.
- Why?
660
00:43:57,270 --> 00:43:59,062
- 'Cause it's so cold.
- Come on! Come on!
661
00:43:59,063 --> 00:44:00,895
Paddy, no! No!
662
00:44:01,103 --> 00:44:03,853
Paddy, no! I don't want to!
Put me down!
663
00:44:03,854 --> 00:44:05,853
Paddy! No!
664
00:44:06,062 --> 00:44:08,645
No! Put me down!
665
00:44:10,270 --> 00:44:13,020
- It's all right once you're in it!
- It's not, alright at all Paddy.
666
00:44:13,021 --> 00:44:14,228
It's fucking freezing!
667
00:44:14,645 --> 00:44:16,270
Come here.
668
00:44:17,270 --> 00:44:18,353
Come here.
669
00:44:22,187 --> 00:44:24,145
You're going to lose all your teeth.
670
00:44:26,228 --> 00:44:27,645
Come here.
671
00:44:31,020 --> 00:44:33,103
What you laughing at?
672
00:44:35,478 --> 00:44:37,187
Paddy, stop!
673
00:44:37,312 --> 00:44:39,395
- What?
- Stop.
674
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,187
All right, I won't touch you.
675
00:44:51,895 --> 00:44:53,770
No!
676
00:44:54,103 --> 00:44:55,478
- Come here.
- What?
677
00:44:55,687 --> 00:44:56,978
I'm cold!
678
00:44:59,478 --> 00:45:02,437
I think it's a bit unfair how it don't
work both ways, though, really.
679
00:45:02,562 --> 00:45:04,270
I'm cold.
680
00:45:07,437 --> 00:45:08,895
Come on, then.
681
00:45:22,103 --> 00:45:23,895
Weren't me, boss!
682
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,895
What?
683
00:45:26,187 --> 00:45:28,853
I can't help it when it's wiggling
in front of me like that, can I?
684
00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:31,978
What are you so uptight for?
685
00:45:32,145 --> 00:45:33,437
I'm not.
686
00:45:34,270 --> 00:45:36,145
I thought you were the fun one.
687
00:45:36,895 --> 00:45:38,770
- Are you cold?
- Yes.
688
00:45:39,728 --> 00:45:41,020
Come on.
689
00:45:42,187 --> 00:45:43,812
Wet clothes make you colder.
690
00:45:57,603 --> 00:46:00,312
Chill out, it's not like
I'm asking you to marry me, is it?
691
00:46:01,770 --> 00:46:04,645
What do you mean,
this isn't the wedding?
692
00:46:16,853 --> 00:46:18,145
Yeah?
693
00:46:26,853 --> 00:46:28,270
Yeah?
694
00:46:31,228 --> 00:46:32,728
Yeah.
695
00:48:34,062 --> 00:48:36,103
What's your name?
696
00:48:36,104 --> 00:48:37,562
Tara.
697
00:48:38,478 --> 00:48:39,687
What's yours?
698
00:48:40,062 --> 00:48:41,353
I'm Fi.
699
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,687
- Oi, you lot, this is Tara.
- Tara!
700
00:49:03,728 --> 00:49:05,603
Are you okay?
701
00:49:06,353 --> 00:49:07,937
Yeah, sorry.
702
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,312
Where's your mates at?
703
00:49:11,728 --> 00:49:12,977
Um.
704
00:49:12,978 --> 00:49:14,687
We got split up.
705
00:50:11,395 --> 00:50:13,520
Do you want to come back?
706
00:50:13,687 --> 00:50:14,978
Yeah? Come on.
707
00:50:15,228 --> 00:50:18,103
Right, oi, wait! Hold!
One, two... right!
708
00:50:18,228 --> 00:50:20,020
Move!
709
00:50:21,145 --> 00:50:23,520
Let's go. Party back at our place!
710
00:50:29,812 --> 00:50:31,937
Tara! Tara! Tara!
711
00:50:35,895 --> 00:50:37,478
Three, two, one!
712
00:50:41,478 --> 00:50:42,978
That was stunning!
713
00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:50,978
You can sleep on the sofa,
I can go in with Josh.
714
00:50:51,103 --> 00:50:52,937
No, no, no.
715
00:50:53,062 --> 00:50:55,187
I'm just going to have a quick nap,
716
00:50:55,312 --> 00:50:57,103
and then, then I'll be fine.
717
00:50:57,603 --> 00:50:59,312
- That's not happening.
- It's fine.
718
00:50:59,478 --> 00:51:00,812
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
719
00:51:00,937 --> 00:51:04,312
So, like, are you and Josh
together, like?
720
00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:08,437
No, no, no, no, we're, like,
we're, like, basically family.
721
00:51:08,770 --> 00:51:11,937
- No, right, come on, seriously, in!
- No!
722
00:51:12,187 --> 00:51:13,312
- Yes!
- This is comfy!
723
00:51:13,437 --> 00:51:16,999
Well, at least just stay inside.
Everyone's, like, proper sound.
724
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,562
No, I know, everyone is so nice,
but I'm... this is good for me.
725
00:51:21,062 --> 00:51:24,228
All right, fine. Okay, but you know
where we are if you need us.
726
00:51:24,770 --> 00:51:25,894
Thank you.
727
00:51:25,895 --> 00:51:28,187
- Night!
- Good night.
728
00:53:13,895 --> 00:53:15,187
Guess who's back!
729
00:53:15,188 --> 00:53:16,395
Hey!
730
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,978
- Tara!
- I fucking told you lot.
731
00:53:20,895 --> 00:53:22,061
Snap!
732
00:53:22,062 --> 00:53:24,020
Right, right, right.
That's one that you've won.
733
00:53:24,021 --> 00:53:25,353
Yeah, alright...
734
00:53:25,354 --> 00:53:26,687
You must have...
735
00:53:28,145 --> 00:53:29,145
Snap!
736
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:33,186
Come on, details!
737
00:53:33,187 --> 00:53:34,687
You were going to say?
738
00:53:34,812 --> 00:53:37,478
It was a sick night.
739
00:53:58,937 --> 00:54:00,853
So, did you and Paige...?
740
00:54:01,312 --> 00:54:04,062
No, we were going to
this afternoon, but...
741
00:54:04,312 --> 00:54:05,770
I don't know, I think...
742
00:54:05,895 --> 00:54:08,145
I think she's kind of nervous,
you know?
743
00:54:09,270 --> 00:54:11,228
Don't change the subject.
744
00:54:11,645 --> 00:54:13,312
Where've you been?
745
00:54:13,895 --> 00:54:15,937
You know, I was really freaking out.
746
00:54:16,312 --> 00:54:18,562
And, what,
you left your phone here, too.
747
00:54:21,645 --> 00:54:23,103
Taz.
748
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:29,228
I, I slept with Paddy.
749
00:54:32,103 --> 00:54:34,062
No fucking way!
750
00:54:37,895 --> 00:54:40,145
When? How did that happen?
751
00:54:41,020 --> 00:54:42,603
On the beach.
752
00:54:43,187 --> 00:54:44,978
Oh, on the beach!
753
00:54:47,395 --> 00:54:49,187
Sounds really romantic.
754
00:54:50,062 --> 00:54:51,520
No.
755
00:54:51,812 --> 00:54:53,312
Was it good?
756
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:54,812
Um...
757
00:54:58,437 --> 00:55:02,145
And then I met
these absolute legends in a club,
758
00:55:02,270 --> 00:55:06,353
danced for hours,
and then went back to their villa.
759
00:55:06,478 --> 00:55:09,145
And it was really mental,
but they were really cool, so...
760
00:55:10,103 --> 00:55:11,312
I was there all night.
761
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,520
So, what did I miss?
762
00:55:13,728 --> 00:55:15,020
Who was it?
763
00:55:17,603 --> 00:55:19,812
Oh, you're proper sneaky,
you know?
764
00:55:21,062 --> 00:55:22,562
All of this,
we got to stick together,
765
00:55:22,687 --> 00:55:24,437
have each other's back,
blah-blah-blah.
766
00:55:24,562 --> 00:55:27,020
Runs off, has sex and gets new mates.
767
00:55:27,312 --> 00:55:28,687
Who was it?
768
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:31,853
Paddy.
769
00:55:32,937 --> 00:55:34,395
Oh my God!
770
00:55:36,937 --> 00:55:39,103
Holiday romance brewing!
771
00:55:39,437 --> 00:55:40,437
No.
772
00:55:40,562 --> 00:55:43,437
Don't you think it's weird that
he hasn't said anything to youse?
773
00:55:43,603 --> 00:55:45,645
No.
774
00:55:46,478 --> 00:55:48,520
I mean,
it'll defo happen again, won't it?
775
00:55:49,645 --> 00:55:52,437
Hey, come on.
Let's get back into it.
776
00:55:52,728 --> 00:55:54,728
There's much to be celebrating,
ain't there?
777
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,123
Get some more shots in!
You run out of shots?
778
00:56:00,124 --> 00:56:02,728
- All right, shots!
- Yeah, shots, shots!
779
00:56:02,729 --> 00:56:04,895
To Taz, the fucking legend!
780
00:56:05,270 --> 00:56:06,478
Yes!
781
00:56:06,603 --> 00:56:09,145
Round four, let's go!
782
00:56:12,228 --> 00:56:13,562
- Thank you.
- Ugh!
783
00:56:13,687 --> 00:56:15,062
Mm!
784
00:56:18,270 --> 00:56:20,312
- You all right?
- Yeah.
785
00:56:22,145 --> 00:56:25,145
Right! I'll see you lot later.
White Party.
786
00:56:25,270 --> 00:56:27,145
- We'll have pres here.
- Yeah.
787
00:56:38,603 --> 00:56:40,853
Last night was very jokes.
788
00:56:55,103 --> 00:56:56,687
Oi, Taz.
789
00:56:57,812 --> 00:57:00,728
Do you think you're going to sleep
with Paddy again tonight?
790
00:57:01,603 --> 00:57:02,978
Mm, no.
791
00:57:15,395 --> 00:57:17,312
Guys, Mum's just text.
792
00:57:17,728 --> 00:57:19,812
The results,
apparently they've got them.
793
00:57:21,478 --> 00:57:22,895
Oh my God.
794
00:57:26,353 --> 00:57:29,145
- I don't think I can look.
- I'm going to shower.
795
00:57:29,312 --> 00:57:31,103
You not going to look?
796
00:57:31,312 --> 00:57:33,103
No, I know that I fucked it.
797
00:57:35,812 --> 00:57:37,062
Yeah, me too.
798
00:57:39,395 --> 00:57:40,936
She said I did it.
799
00:57:40,937 --> 00:57:43,437
Oh my God, yes mate,
I knew you'd smash it!
800
00:57:48,687 --> 00:57:52,145
MUM
INCOMING CALL
801
00:57:53,812 --> 00:57:57,395
Look, you can always retake, okay?
802
00:57:57,812 --> 00:58:00,811
Just don't worry about it for now.
Just have a good time,
803
00:58:00,812 --> 00:58:03,812
and we'll talk about it
when you're home, okay?
804
00:58:03,813 --> 00:58:05,228
We love you.
805
00:58:33,103 --> 00:58:36,020
Guys, I'm a fucking genius.
806
00:58:36,312 --> 00:58:37,812
Yes, you are, bitch!
807
00:59:02,978 --> 00:59:05,144
- Taz, get the door.
- Taz, go get the door.
808
00:59:05,145 --> 00:59:07,812
- I've only got one eyelash on.
- Police! Open up!
809
00:59:07,813 --> 00:59:09,645
Ah! We got you there!
810
00:59:10,020 --> 00:59:12,728
Yo, we met these down at t' pool.
Hope you don't mind.
811
00:59:13,145 --> 00:59:16,187
No, the more the merrier.
Do youse want a drink?
812
00:59:18,270 --> 00:59:20,020
- A shot? Well how many you got?
- Yeah.
813
00:59:21,145 --> 00:59:23,603
- Wait, what's your name?
- I'm Gemma.
814
00:59:23,604 --> 00:59:25,562
- Gemma.
- Leah.
815
00:59:26,853 --> 00:59:28,687
Gemma, Leah,
I'm Skye, this is Em.
816
00:59:30,145 --> 00:59:32,728
- Tara.
- Em, send me a cup!
817
00:59:33,853 --> 00:59:36,603
- Catch.
- Fucking hell. Sorry, love.
818
00:59:36,853 --> 00:59:38,395
I know what a Libra looks like
819
00:59:38,728 --> 00:59:39,853
Where's them balloons then?
820
00:59:40,145 --> 00:59:41,978
Yeah, come on,
let's go out for a fag.
821
00:59:41,979 --> 00:59:43,270
It's too warm in here.
822
00:59:46,020 --> 00:59:47,978
- Oh.
- Take one of them.
823
00:59:48,353 --> 00:59:49,937
And you. Oi.
824
00:59:50,062 --> 00:59:51,312
Taz.
825
00:59:52,103 --> 00:59:53,603
You good?
826
00:59:59,687 --> 01:00:03,937
Imagine, yeah,
this genius got ten As!
827
01:00:04,062 --> 01:00:06,603
Let's get fucked up!
828
01:00:07,770 --> 01:00:11,353
Oi, shut up!
You did so fucking well.
829
01:00:11,478 --> 01:00:14,062
- So well!
- Wait, you looked?
830
01:00:14,187 --> 01:00:16,353
Yeah. Taz, I persuaded her, innit?
831
01:00:16,978 --> 01:00:19,812
I thought you said
you weren't going to check results.
832
01:00:19,937 --> 01:00:23,062
She might even be able
to come with me next year.
833
01:00:26,562 --> 01:00:28,102
Don't be sad, Taz.
834
01:00:28,103 --> 01:00:29,937
Whatever you do,
you're going to be great.
835
01:00:30,062 --> 01:00:32,645
When are we going?
836
01:00:32,770 --> 01:00:35,020
- Are we going soon?
- Come on, Taz.
837
01:00:37,270 --> 01:00:39,187
Oh, it's going be so fun.
838
01:00:39,312 --> 01:00:41,312
White Party!
839
01:00:52,603 --> 01:00:55,353
We got to keep an eye on Em tonight.
She's already looking fucked.
840
01:00:55,478 --> 01:00:58,103
We're not going to babysit her, though.
841
01:00:58,228 --> 01:01:01,103
Like, it's results night,
she's worked for it.
842
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:04,937
Pretty sure you don't need ten As
to open a restaurant anyway.
843
01:01:05,728 --> 01:01:07,437
I'll get you on front desk.
844
01:01:07,687 --> 01:01:10,103
What restaurant have you been to
what has a front desk?
845
01:01:10,228 --> 01:01:12,812
Two coats? Any bags?
Yeah, that's four pounds!
846
01:01:12,937 --> 01:01:15,812
That's not front desk,
that's a cloakroom!
847
01:01:15,978 --> 01:01:18,353
I'm not going to be working
on a cloakroom.
848
01:01:18,603 --> 01:01:21,187
Yeah, I'm not sure you've got
much choice at this point.
849
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:27,937
Nah, come on.
850
01:01:28,895 --> 01:01:30,145
I'm joking.
851
01:01:32,603 --> 01:01:35,062
I would be kinda jokes
in a cloakroom, though.
852
01:01:40,145 --> 01:01:42,187
So what, is Paddy good, then?
853
01:01:46,353 --> 01:01:47,770
Yeah, I guess.
854
01:01:48,770 --> 01:01:51,145
Like, he knew
what he was doing, innit?
855
01:01:53,562 --> 01:01:55,270
Yeah, he looks like it.
856
01:01:57,812 --> 01:01:59,270
Did he, like...
857
01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:02,353
pick you up and throw you
about and that?
858
01:02:03,978 --> 01:02:05,395
Kind of.
859
01:02:06,728 --> 01:02:08,603
Like, he's strong.
860
01:02:11,478 --> 01:02:14,187
Then you should deffo go
for round two with him.
861
01:02:25,312 --> 01:02:26,978
- That's yours.
- Thanks.
862
01:02:27,728 --> 01:02:31,103
All right, you two,
save it for the bedroom.
863
01:02:32,562 --> 01:02:34,062
You all right?
864
01:02:34,187 --> 01:02:35,603
Yeah, you all right?
865
01:02:39,812 --> 01:02:42,687
Sorry about last night.
I was trashed.
866
01:02:43,645 --> 01:02:45,270
What do you mean?
867
01:02:49,228 --> 01:02:50,728
It's fine.
868
01:03:16,437 --> 01:03:18,020
Fuck...
869
01:03:20,645 --> 01:03:21,895
Fucking, yeah...
870
01:03:32,187 --> 01:03:33,978
It's giving me a migraine.
871
01:03:34,853 --> 01:03:36,477
Come on then, let's have a shot.
872
01:03:36,478 --> 01:03:38,853
No, I don't want vodka,
I just want a shot. Go on.
873
01:05:42,895 --> 01:05:44,103
Oi oi!
874
01:05:44,812 --> 01:05:47,353
Where the fuck
have you been all night?
875
01:05:51,562 --> 01:05:53,353
We're going skinny dipping.
876
01:05:56,020 --> 01:05:57,645
At the hotel?
877
01:05:57,770 --> 01:05:59,478
No, at the beach.
878
01:06:00,562 --> 01:06:01,978
I'm good.
879
01:06:02,812 --> 01:06:05,978
Come on! It's your last night here.
Stop being a little weirdo.
880
01:06:06,895 --> 01:06:09,103
I don't wanna get sand everywhere.
881
01:06:09,645 --> 01:06:11,645
It's just fucking sand!
882
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:14,978
I'm all right.
883
01:06:16,145 --> 01:06:17,812
Stop being a freak, Taz.
884
01:06:20,145 --> 01:06:21,187
Okay.
885
01:06:22,645 --> 01:06:25,062
Tara come on, I'm only joking.
886
01:06:29,562 --> 01:06:31,145
Oi, come Badger.
887
01:06:31,270 --> 01:06:33,562
No. I'd better walk her back.
888
01:06:35,603 --> 01:06:37,020
Fuck!
889
01:06:45,145 --> 01:06:46,270
Oh ho!
890
01:06:48,353 --> 01:06:50,102
What you doing, bro?
891
01:06:50,103 --> 01:06:51,978
Going down t' beach?
Everyone's there.
892
01:06:51,979 --> 01:06:53,520
Yeah, of course.
893
01:06:55,228 --> 01:06:57,187
Come on. Paddy's coming.
894
01:06:59,895 --> 01:07:01,437
She loves it on t' beach, her.
895
01:07:04,353 --> 01:07:05,603
Come.
896
01:07:10,187 --> 01:07:11,770
I'll come and find you later on.
897
01:07:45,395 --> 01:07:47,062
Do you want a drink?
898
01:07:56,353 --> 01:07:57,353
Cuppa?
899
01:08:01,270 --> 01:08:02,812
Yeah, sure.
900
01:08:05,020 --> 01:08:09,103
What would you rather be,
a baby goat or a mata baby?
901
01:08:10,978 --> 01:08:12,853
What's a mata baby?
902
01:08:13,270 --> 01:08:15,562
I don't know baby,
what's the matter with you?
903
01:08:24,937 --> 01:08:26,770
Do you want any sugar?
904
01:08:27,353 --> 01:08:28,895
Uh-huh.
905
01:11:12,187 --> 01:11:14,937
- Party! Party! Party!
- Taz! Taz!
906
01:11:15,062 --> 01:11:17,687
Where were you?
We missed you, mate.
907
01:11:18,895 --> 01:11:22,812
- Come on, gorgeous!
- Party! Party! Party! Party!
908
01:11:23,062 --> 01:11:25,937
- What time is it?
- We didn't come here to sleep.
909
01:11:26,062 --> 01:11:27,562
We bought you a present.
910
01:11:28,478 --> 01:11:30,353
- Got a dead weight!
- Sort her out.
911
01:11:30,728 --> 01:11:32,853
Wake up, you lazybones.
912
01:11:33,437 --> 01:11:35,812
- You're not even asleep.
- Come on!
913
01:11:36,020 --> 01:11:38,853
- What's the matter with you?
- Party! Party! Party!
914
01:11:38,978 --> 01:11:42,312
- Oi, Badger, where's the fags?
- Get up! Stop being lazy.
915
01:11:48,853 --> 01:11:50,145
Hi.
916
01:11:55,228 --> 01:11:56,645
Hi.
917
01:11:58,395 --> 01:12:00,020
I just want to say...
918
01:12:01,895 --> 01:12:03,978
last night were amazing.
919
01:12:12,478 --> 01:12:14,145
I'm asleep.
920
01:12:15,353 --> 01:12:17,103
I just came to say hi.
921
01:12:19,228 --> 01:12:20,520
Hi.
922
01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:29,312
What are you doing?
923
01:12:29,603 --> 01:12:31,187
Sleeping here.
924
01:12:44,145 --> 01:12:45,770
Did you not like it?
925
01:12:52,728 --> 01:12:54,937
Yo, I've got a drink
for you here, bro.
926
01:12:55,103 --> 01:12:56,812
I'm all right, me, bro.
927
01:12:57,437 --> 01:13:00,562
I'm good. I'm going to go to bed, me,
I'm pretty tired.
928
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:05,312
I'm a taken man now, aren't I?
929
01:13:22,895 --> 01:13:24,728
What are you wearing?
930
01:13:28,020 --> 01:13:29,895
Get these off you, you'll be red hot.
931
01:13:46,812 --> 01:13:48,520
Everyone's here, Paddy,
and I'm asleep.
932
01:13:48,521 --> 01:13:50,228
All right, all right.
933
01:13:52,312 --> 01:13:53,937
Taz?
934
01:13:56,937 --> 01:13:58,187
Tara?
935
01:13:58,395 --> 01:13:59,853
Yeah, Em?
936
01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:02,520
Love you.
937
01:14:04,728 --> 01:14:06,270
I love you, too, mate.
938
01:14:08,020 --> 01:14:09,478
You all right?
939
01:14:10,853 --> 01:14:12,020
Yeah.
940
01:14:12,187 --> 01:14:13,687
I am,
941
01:14:14,312 --> 01:14:16,353
but I'm a bit pissed, though, mate.
942
01:14:17,562 --> 01:14:20,312
I think I'm really going to
miss you next year.
943
01:14:20,978 --> 01:14:22,978
Are we still going to hang out?
944
01:14:23,478 --> 01:14:25,145
Yeah, mate, we will.
945
01:14:25,812 --> 01:14:27,895
We'll be best friends for life.
946
01:14:29,270 --> 01:14:30,353
Hm.
947
01:14:53,562 --> 01:14:55,687
Don't move. Let me do it.
948
01:15:00,395 --> 01:15:02,187
Am I too fast?
949
01:15:02,562 --> 01:15:04,353
You like it fast, don't you?
950
01:15:04,853 --> 01:15:06,519
My neck is killing me...
951
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:08,562
Let us in the bed, for fuck's sake.
952
01:15:11,770 --> 01:15:16,020
That floor is fucking rough,
mate, my neck's fucked.
953
01:15:24,812 --> 01:15:26,645
Told you you would.
954
01:15:28,978 --> 01:15:30,728
I love you, mate.
955
01:15:33,228 --> 01:15:35,437
Best holiday ever.
956
01:16:34,603 --> 01:16:36,562
Probably won't go out tonight.
957
01:16:40,645 --> 01:16:42,645
Went a bit hard, innit?
958
01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:58,687
You can't pretend you can't hear me.
959
01:16:59,187 --> 01:17:01,020
I made it onto your balcony now.
960
01:17:02,312 --> 01:17:04,228
Yeah, sorry, I'm just tired.
961
01:17:08,312 --> 01:17:10,227
Wake up legends!
962
01:17:10,228 --> 01:17:12,937
Mission complete! On t' next one!
963
01:17:13,187 --> 01:17:14,603
Round...
964
01:17:15,145 --> 01:17:17,062
Fucking what round is it?
965
01:17:17,270 --> 01:17:18,603
Morning, gorgeous. All right?
966
01:17:25,562 --> 01:17:27,145
What you saying?
967
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:29,270
Nothing, I'm chilling, bro.
968
01:17:34,145 --> 01:17:36,020
Fucking hell! Good chat lads!
969
01:17:51,353 --> 01:17:53,395
He's a nightmare of a guy.
970
01:17:55,312 --> 01:17:56,687
Mm...
971
01:18:06,145 --> 01:18:07,853
I've known him since I were little.
972
01:18:09,812 --> 01:18:13,062
His mum and my mum,
they're best mates.
973
01:18:20,312 --> 01:18:22,145
And we live on the same street.
974
01:18:24,187 --> 01:18:25,812
That's nice.
975
01:18:50,312 --> 01:18:51,687
See you back home.
976
01:18:51,812 --> 01:18:53,978
Yeah, we'll come down.
It'll be well jokes.
977
01:18:54,103 --> 01:18:55,603
Yeah, or we'll come up.
978
01:18:55,728 --> 01:18:57,227
See how you northern lot do it.
979
01:18:57,228 --> 01:18:59,270
Anyway, we're all
coming back next year.
980
01:18:59,271 --> 01:19:01,353
Same time, same place, no excuses.
981
01:19:01,354 --> 01:19:03,062
Yeah, no excuses.
982
01:19:03,270 --> 01:19:04,812
No early bedtimes either, Taz.
983
01:19:04,937 --> 01:19:06,186
Call her, then, innit.
984
01:19:06,187 --> 01:19:07,937
Make sure you text me
when you get home.
985
01:19:07,938 --> 01:19:09,562
You gave Paddy your number, yeah?
986
01:19:09,563 --> 01:19:10,937
See you later.
987
01:19:14,978 --> 01:19:16,415
- Bye.
- See ya.
988
01:19:16,416 --> 01:19:17,853
See you gorgeous!
989
01:21:22,395 --> 01:21:24,478
Uh, I'm going to get
some munch from here.
990
01:21:25,728 --> 01:21:27,062
What do youse want?
991
01:21:27,187 --> 01:21:29,437
- Chips if they have them.
- Yeah, chips also.
992
01:21:30,562 --> 01:21:31,853
Banging.
993
01:21:35,062 --> 01:21:37,145
Give us all the details then.
994
01:21:37,562 --> 01:21:39,687
There's not really anything to add to it.
995
01:21:44,062 --> 01:21:46,228
I reckon we'll come back next year.
996
01:21:52,312 --> 01:21:54,312
Oi, you did it again last night, innit?
997
01:22:00,062 --> 01:22:01,562
I swear!
998
01:22:03,145 --> 01:22:05,937
Oh, was it better
the second time, yeah?
999
01:22:12,478 --> 01:22:14,603
Why are you being sheepish?
1000
01:22:14,728 --> 01:22:16,478
Come on, give us the details.
1001
01:22:16,687 --> 01:22:18,062
No.
1002
01:22:18,228 --> 01:22:20,437
It didn't count.
It weren't really proper.
1003
01:22:20,438 --> 01:22:23,103
- How can it not be proper?
- Here.
1004
01:22:25,645 --> 01:22:26,853
What are you pair saying?
1005
01:22:26,978 --> 01:22:28,915
Just saying about last night.
1006
01:22:28,916 --> 01:22:30,853
Taz is saying it didn't count.
1007
01:22:32,395 --> 01:22:33,687
He's fit.
1008
01:22:34,020 --> 01:22:35,187
In my opinion, anyway.
1009
01:22:36,062 --> 01:22:37,353
I would have.
1010
01:22:39,728 --> 01:22:41,145
Yeah, he is fit.
1011
01:22:41,645 --> 01:22:43,978
Who'd have thought
you two would get laid the most?
1012
01:22:47,978 --> 01:22:49,728
Yeah, I don't know, he's just...
1013
01:22:50,228 --> 01:22:51,687
a weird guy, innit?
1014
01:22:52,062 --> 01:22:53,728
What do you mean,
he's a weird guy?
1015
01:22:53,729 --> 01:22:55,062
Forget him!
1016
01:22:56,395 --> 01:22:58,687
We're going out
as soon as we get home, yeah?
1017
01:22:59,062 --> 01:23:01,312
We got local man to get on, now!
1018
01:23:01,687 --> 01:23:03,812
Huh! Fuck Paddy, man!
1019
01:23:03,937 --> 01:23:05,895
You can do so much better.
1020
01:23:14,937 --> 01:23:16,353
Taz?
1021
01:23:21,145 --> 01:23:22,520
I like, I was...
1022
01:23:25,145 --> 01:23:26,687
asleep, so...
1023
01:23:33,103 --> 01:23:34,520
Are you saying...?
1024
01:23:38,312 --> 01:23:40,687
What, Taz, was he like that
with you both nights?
1025
01:23:52,228 --> 01:23:53,562
It's fine.
1026
01:23:58,562 --> 01:24:00,270
You should've said something, like.
1027
01:24:00,770 --> 01:24:02,312
I didn't clock, I...
1028
01:24:05,062 --> 01:24:06,395
Taz...
1029
01:24:07,395 --> 01:24:09,937
No, you're right, I should've,
I should've said something.
1030
01:24:12,103 --> 01:24:13,353
It's fine.
1031
01:24:18,812 --> 01:24:20,020
No, it's not.
1032
01:24:20,645 --> 01:24:23,062
We should buy stuff here.
It's much cheaper.
1033
01:24:23,437 --> 01:24:26,020
I didn't even get a tattoo
or anything on this holiday.
1034
01:24:27,103 --> 01:24:28,645
You were busy.
1035
01:24:32,562 --> 01:24:34,145
Oi, smell that.
1036
01:24:35,270 --> 01:24:37,561
- It's banging, that.
- Mm.
1037
01:24:37,562 --> 01:24:39,645
- ...to London, Luton.
- Yeah.
1038
01:24:39,770 --> 01:24:41,978
Fuck! You guys know
this is our plane boarding, innit?
1039
01:24:42,687 --> 01:24:43,727
Come on!
1040
01:24:43,728 --> 01:24:46,395
...the gate will be closing
in five minutes. Final call...
1041
01:24:46,645 --> 01:24:48,687
Go! Go! Go! Go...
1042
01:25:03,937 --> 01:25:05,270
We got this.
1043
01:25:11,937 --> 01:25:13,937
We're coming home!
1044
01:25:14,305 --> 01:26:14,695
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