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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,608 --> 00:00:30,775 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Heraklion. 2 00:00:30,942 --> 00:00:35,025 The local time is 3 am, and the temperature is 28 degrees Celsius. 3 00:00:35,233 --> 00:00:37,358 Please remain in your seats 4 00:00:37,358 --> 00:00:39,608 until the aircraft has come to a complete standstill 5 00:00:39,817 --> 00:00:42,442 and the captain has switched off the "fasten seat belt" sign. 6 00:00:42,608 --> 00:00:44,650 Please take care when opening the overhead bins 7 00:00:44,858 --> 00:00:47,483 as items may have been dislodged during the flight. 8 00:00:47,483 --> 00:00:49,775 We thank you for flying with us today 9 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:52,692 and look forward to seeing you again soon. 10 00:00:52,900 --> 00:00:55,275 Please check with ground staff for connecting flights 11 00:00:55,275 --> 00:00:57,567 or further travel to your final destination. 12 00:00:57,733 --> 00:01:00,358 Say uh, ah, Malia! 13 00:01:00,483 --> 00:01:03,442 Say uh, ah, Malia! 14 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:08,108 I'll tell you why I'm so tired. 15 00:01:08,567 --> 00:01:11,358 - That would be you, Em. - Why? 16 00:01:11,358 --> 00:01:13,942 What do you mean, "why"? What about when she was booking the holiday? 17 00:01:13,942 --> 00:01:16,233 You did no work. All this "I'm exhausted." 18 00:01:16,233 --> 00:01:18,858 I woke up to 20 messages from you. 19 00:01:18,983 --> 00:01:21,442 "We have to be there four hours before!" 20 00:01:21,567 --> 00:01:23,108 If it wasn't for me, would you be here? 21 00:01:23,108 --> 00:01:24,442 Would you be here? 22 00:01:25,483 --> 00:01:28,983 Ah! We're in Malia, babe! Baby! 23 00:01:45,358 --> 00:01:47,067 It's kinda cold. 24 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,358 I'm going in! Come on! 25 00:01:51,358 --> 00:01:53,900 Oh, she's in! She's in! She's in! 26 00:01:54,025 --> 00:01:55,650 Oh! 27 00:01:55,650 --> 00:01:57,233 I don't think we should do this. 28 00:01:57,233 --> 00:01:59,067 I don't think it's supposed to be this cold. 29 00:01:59,067 --> 00:02:00,858 You'll get used to it. 30 00:02:04,567 --> 00:02:08,317 ♪ Oh my God, oh my God When I see you I should run 31 00:02:08,317 --> 00:02:12,317 ♪ I'm saying things I've never said Doing things I've never done 32 00:02:16,567 --> 00:02:18,858 I fucking love you guys. 33 00:02:18,858 --> 00:02:22,567 - I fucking love you guys! - Best holiday ever! 34 00:02:38,650 --> 00:02:40,233 Oh, no, look at my fags! 35 00:02:40,525 --> 00:02:42,067 Where? 36 00:02:42,775 --> 00:02:44,358 I'll get them, I'll get them! 37 00:02:44,525 --> 00:02:47,192 No! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 38 00:02:47,858 --> 00:02:49,483 I'm so sorry. 39 00:02:49,983 --> 00:02:51,442 It's so cold. 40 00:02:52,150 --> 00:02:53,400 What the fuck? 41 00:03:00,983 --> 00:03:04,067 MUM: GET THERE OK? XX 42 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,483 TARA: X 43 00:03:06,483 --> 00:03:08,150 Ah, fuck's sake! 44 00:03:08,358 --> 00:03:10,317 Set me a fag. Mine are fucked. 45 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:13,233 I swear my mum would've called on the plane if she could have. 46 00:03:13,233 --> 00:03:15,733 I'm not sure Mum's even clocked we've left. 47 00:03:17,692 --> 00:03:19,483 This is all we have between all of us? 48 00:03:19,650 --> 00:03:22,108 - Yeah, just one. - This is it to get dry? 49 00:03:23,358 --> 00:03:26,233 - Guys, I'm fucking starving. - I swear you're always hungry. 50 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:29,067 Why is the sea so cold? 51 00:03:29,775 --> 00:03:32,108 You know we still got loads of time to kill? 52 00:03:32,525 --> 00:03:34,233 Do you wanna get chips? 53 00:03:34,733 --> 00:03:36,650 - Yes, 100%. - Chips! Chips! Chips! 54 00:03:36,775 --> 00:03:40,025 - I want a big fucking big portion. - Large! Large, large, extra-large. 55 00:03:41,317 --> 00:03:43,358 Oh, excuse me. 56 00:03:43,692 --> 00:03:45,233 Sorry, um... 57 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,942 I was just wondering if maybe we could have a room with, like, a... 58 00:03:47,942 --> 00:03:49,150 like, a pool view? 59 00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:51,775 Pool view? No, no, no. 60 00:03:52,317 --> 00:03:54,775 All gone. I'm sorry. 61 00:03:55,108 --> 00:03:56,650 OK. Um... 62 00:03:58,025 --> 00:04:00,108 I tried. Apparently, they're all gone. 63 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:02,858 Hi! 64 00:04:03,817 --> 00:04:05,817 - Hi. - Um, my name's Tara. 65 00:04:05,942 --> 00:04:07,483 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 66 00:04:07,483 --> 00:04:10,150 Um, so, the thing is... I just spat, sorry. 67 00:04:10,275 --> 00:04:13,275 Um, the thing is, we're going to need pool view, 68 00:04:13,525 --> 00:04:16,233 because... see our friend Skye there? 69 00:04:16,442 --> 00:04:18,150 She can't swim very well, 70 00:04:18,150 --> 00:04:20,733 so we need to, like, keep eyes on her at all times. 71 00:04:20,733 --> 00:04:23,275 - Like, we have to see her. - We can be lifeguards. 72 00:04:23,275 --> 00:04:25,233 We can just dive in if anything happens. 73 00:04:25,233 --> 00:04:27,358 We're excellent swimmers, like, really good. 74 00:04:27,358 --> 00:04:29,858 - Save you guys the trouble. - I actually swim for the county. 75 00:04:29,983 --> 00:04:31,942 We were hoping we could use this holiday 76 00:04:31,942 --> 00:04:33,400 to help teach her... 77 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:34,775 to doggy-paddle. 78 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,942 - All right, all right. - Thanks. 79 00:04:45,442 --> 00:04:49,567 Oh, my God! This is insane! 80 00:04:49,692 --> 00:04:51,067 Oh, my God! 81 00:04:51,192 --> 00:04:52,483 Look at this swan! 82 00:04:52,608 --> 00:04:54,942 - I fucking love the curtains. - He left us swans. 83 00:04:55,150 --> 00:04:57,608 - Taz... - Oh, babe, stunning! 84 00:04:58,067 --> 00:05:00,525 Outfit number one sorted! Outfit number... 85 00:05:00,650 --> 00:05:04,942 Oh, there's butterflies everywhere as well! 86 00:05:04,942 --> 00:05:07,483 Um... Skye! What are you doing? 87 00:05:07,733 --> 00:05:09,233 What are you doing? 88 00:05:09,358 --> 00:05:12,775 - Deep-fried fags. - You're a nutter! 89 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:15,358 - But I will have one, thank you. OK. - They are already dry. 90 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,900 - We got our own fridge! - Fucking luxury. 91 00:05:18,233 --> 00:05:21,275 This room is huge! Like, a whole room. 92 00:05:21,692 --> 00:05:22,983 Where? Let's see. 93 00:05:23,650 --> 00:05:26,025 Ey! Pool view! 94 00:05:27,025 --> 00:05:28,733 Let me see! 95 00:05:29,817 --> 00:05:33,317 Best view I've ever seen in my life! Whoo! 96 00:05:41,733 --> 00:05:43,483 Ooh! Whoo! 97 00:05:44,067 --> 00:05:46,150 Sorry about that, but I needed my doughnut. 98 00:05:46,358 --> 00:05:47,650 Breakfast! 99 00:05:48,192 --> 00:05:49,608 Breakfast! 100 00:05:50,025 --> 00:05:51,400 And... breakfast! 101 00:05:51,608 --> 00:05:52,858 Dinner one! 102 00:05:53,817 --> 00:05:55,733 - Shit! Sorry. - Can you not? 103 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:59,233 Oi, whoever gets laid the most wins this. 104 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:01,067 Apple punch for sex? 105 00:06:01,192 --> 00:06:02,858 - No. No, no, no. - Actually... 106 00:06:04,275 --> 00:06:05,358 This. 107 00:06:06,608 --> 00:06:08,192 Titty glasses. 108 00:06:08,858 --> 00:06:11,233 What do we get if we're sick the most? 109 00:06:11,233 --> 00:06:12,650 Um, nothing, 110 00:06:12,983 --> 00:06:15,358 because we're not going to plan for that, you nutter. 111 00:06:15,358 --> 00:06:16,983 All right. All right. 112 00:06:16,983 --> 00:06:18,858 Bonus prize. 113 00:06:18,858 --> 00:06:20,442 Party girl! 114 00:06:21,858 --> 00:06:24,567 Guys, I've been thinking, 115 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:27,858 whoever's getting laid the most, they should kinda get the main room. 116 00:06:28,025 --> 00:06:29,233 Yeah. 117 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:30,775 And everyone else 118 00:06:31,567 --> 00:06:33,650 just kinda sleep where they land. 119 00:06:34,525 --> 00:06:37,650 Me, I'm going to be refraining from sleep this holiday. 120 00:06:37,775 --> 00:06:40,150 Don't lie! You're going to be, like, asleep in the club. 121 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:43,150 Oi, you look beaut! 122 00:06:44,525 --> 00:06:45,858 Come here, try this. 123 00:06:51,108 --> 00:06:53,442 You should just go out like that. 124 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:55,692 Like this? 125 00:07:00,525 --> 00:07:03,317 You look banging no matter what you wear. 126 00:07:03,317 --> 00:07:04,983 Can I borrow some of that lip gloss? 127 00:07:05,108 --> 00:07:06,775 Yeah, let me do it for you. 128 00:07:13,858 --> 00:07:15,317 Look at you. 129 00:07:15,442 --> 00:07:17,983 If you don't get laid on this holiday then you never will. 130 00:07:18,108 --> 00:07:20,775 No, I can't die a virgin! 131 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,442 HOW TO HAVE SEX 132 00:07:34,817 --> 00:07:36,400 69! 133 00:07:37,233 --> 00:07:38,233 Fuck! 134 00:07:42,650 --> 00:07:44,358 Wait, wait, wait, we're not ready. 135 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,025 Oi! Oi! 136 00:07:48,942 --> 00:07:50,525 Whereabouts you all from? 137 00:07:50,650 --> 00:07:52,317 We don't have any change. 138 00:07:53,858 --> 00:07:55,817 What, am I homeless or something? 139 00:07:58,233 --> 00:08:00,025 ♪ Call me 140 00:08:00,692 --> 00:08:03,358 ♪ Call me by my name 141 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:07,983 ♪ Or call me by my number 142 00:08:08,192 --> 00:08:10,400 ♪ You put me through it 143 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:14,150 ♪ I'll still be doing it the way I do it 144 00:08:14,358 --> 00:08:18,692 ♪ And yet, you try to make me forget 145 00:08:18,817 --> 00:08:22,108 ♪ Who I really am 146 00:08:24,942 --> 00:08:28,233 ♪ I am the one and only 147 00:08:28,567 --> 00:08:30,483 ♪ ...all this time 148 00:08:30,483 --> 00:08:33,483 ♪ I've tried to walk with dignity... ♪ 149 00:08:33,650 --> 00:08:34,692 Oh, my God! 150 00:08:35,608 --> 00:08:38,317 Not like that! Give it here! 151 00:08:38,650 --> 00:08:40,233 Oh, oh. 152 00:08:40,608 --> 00:08:42,858 - I'm too thirsty. Hmm. - Tara. 153 00:08:44,275 --> 00:08:46,025 I'm going to be sick. 154 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:49,525 Night one in the Big Brother house, Em is sick. 155 00:08:50,275 --> 00:08:53,358 Fuck! She's actually going to be sick. 156 00:08:53,483 --> 00:08:55,358 Hold the microphone. 157 00:08:59,942 --> 00:09:03,525 ♪ I am the one and only ♪ 158 00:09:03,858 --> 00:09:05,442 Can we have three more shots, please? 159 00:09:08,233 --> 00:09:09,442 I love you, Taz. 160 00:09:09,442 --> 00:09:11,108 I love you, too. 161 00:09:14,733 --> 00:09:16,317 Besties for life, yeah? 162 00:09:16,442 --> 00:09:18,942 I've just been to the bar and got shots. 163 00:09:18,942 --> 00:09:20,692 Check it out. 164 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,442 No, no, no. 165 00:09:22,567 --> 00:09:23,692 Yes! 166 00:09:46,692 --> 00:09:49,858 Oi, what happens if I fail every exam? 167 00:09:50,025 --> 00:09:52,192 Fuck school! Let's all just find jobs together. 168 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:53,775 Oi. 169 00:09:54,192 --> 00:09:56,233 You're fucking smart. 170 00:09:57,317 --> 00:09:58,942 I'm actually going to fail. 171 00:09:58,942 --> 00:10:01,483 Taz, even if you failed everything, 172 00:10:01,858 --> 00:10:03,608 you could talk your way in. 173 00:10:04,608 --> 00:10:06,317 - Tara! - I need a wee. 174 00:10:06,442 --> 00:10:09,442 Chips are technically vegetables, aren't they? 175 00:10:10,650 --> 00:10:12,608 Skye, is it my night to throw up yet? 176 00:10:12,733 --> 00:10:15,233 You already threw up. 177 00:10:20,025 --> 00:10:21,942 Don't laugh at me! 178 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:27,067 Tara! 179 00:10:27,067 --> 00:10:29,150 What happens if I go to this good school 180 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:31,775 and then no one even likes me when I get there? 181 00:10:31,775 --> 00:10:34,858 Oh, Em, that's silly. Don't think like that. 182 00:10:34,983 --> 00:10:36,233 No one likes you anyway. 183 00:10:36,358 --> 00:10:38,483 Why do you think we ended up with you? 184 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:44,275 - I'm joking. - Here come on babe! Babe, babe! Babe! 185 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,317 It's, like, a win-win situation. 186 00:10:46,317 --> 00:10:49,233 Either you fail and you stay with us wasters, 187 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,192 - or... - I don't wanna fail! 188 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,942 Or you get in and then you're really rich 189 00:10:52,942 --> 00:10:54,817 and you can bring us on holiday every year. 190 00:10:54,942 --> 00:10:56,108 Vets aren't rich. 191 00:10:56,108 --> 00:10:58,108 They don't have loads and loads of money. 192 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:02,067 Yeah, but you're just, like, really smart. You always have been. 193 00:11:02,858 --> 00:11:05,067 I can't even do a backflip. 194 00:11:05,858 --> 00:11:09,233 Thing is, I don't know what I wanna do. 195 00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:11,567 - I think... - I wanna do a backflip. 196 00:11:11,692 --> 00:11:14,983 I think maybe I'll just do business, 'cause everything is business now. 197 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,108 Every day, like, just all the time. 198 00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:18,983 We got to go into business together. 199 00:11:18,983 --> 00:11:20,442 I heard that as well. 200 00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:23,400 Oh, my God! These cheesy chips, man! 201 00:11:23,608 --> 00:11:25,942 - What? - Ow! 202 00:11:27,108 --> 00:11:29,067 Oi, I am actually going to open my own restaurant 203 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,900 and just serve cheesy chips. 204 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:35,400 Oi, you can come and work for me while Em fucks off to finish school. 205 00:11:37,692 --> 00:11:39,692 I'll come. I'll go every single day. 206 00:11:39,692 --> 00:11:41,442 - I think... - I'll come three times. 207 00:11:41,442 --> 00:11:43,317 - I think we should... - Breakfast and dinner. 208 00:11:43,442 --> 00:11:45,317 I think we should go to bed now. 209 00:11:45,442 --> 00:11:48,150 All I need to do to go to good school 210 00:11:48,150 --> 00:11:51,150 is if I get lots of As. Say As in... 211 00:11:51,317 --> 00:11:52,942 Em! 212 00:11:53,525 --> 00:11:56,858 - Shut up! You're stressing me out. - Oi! The thing is, though... 213 00:11:58,275 --> 00:12:00,817 - ...is that... - I'll hold it in that hand. 214 00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:03,525 ...is that you two are actually my best mates. 215 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,608 - Gang, gang, gang. - Gang, gang, gang. 216 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:49,025 All right? I'm Paige. Nice to meet you, ladies. 217 00:13:49,150 --> 00:13:51,317 - My name's Paddy. - Nice to meet you. 218 00:14:03,192 --> 00:14:04,192 Whoo! 219 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,900 Oi, I thought you left me for dead with this clown. 220 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:09,775 Oi! 221 00:14:09,775 --> 00:14:11,150 You know, I love youse a lot, 222 00:14:11,275 --> 00:14:14,275 but none of us are going to get laid if we just hang out with each other. 223 00:14:14,483 --> 00:14:15,942 Last night was a disaster. 224 00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:17,108 Come on, then. 225 00:14:21,025 --> 00:14:24,192 Everyone in the entire hotel must be having a shower right now. 226 00:14:24,567 --> 00:14:27,483 Oi, Taz, you should wear this. You'd look so sexy in it. 227 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,317 Don't you think, Em? 228 00:14:30,025 --> 00:14:32,817 I don't know, looks mad uncomfortable to me. 229 00:14:34,817 --> 00:14:36,525 Skye, is this yours? 230 00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:39,400 - Yeah, why? - Can I borrow it? 231 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,900 Do you know what you're doing with it? 232 00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:43,192 - Yeah, it's just... - Come on, I'll show you. 233 00:14:56,692 --> 00:15:00,067 No my, my robot is actually sick, though. 234 00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:02,025 Oh, my God! 235 00:15:02,692 --> 00:15:04,983 You look insane! What the fuck? 236 00:15:05,108 --> 00:15:08,525 Yeah, OK, I kinda get, you look incredible. 237 00:15:09,025 --> 00:15:12,525 - Ah, she's ready to go out! - Whoo! 238 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,567 Yo! 239 00:15:44,483 --> 00:15:45,858 Sexy! 240 00:15:48,942 --> 00:15:50,650 Oi, smoke show! 241 00:15:54,358 --> 00:15:56,483 I know you can hear me. I can see you smiling. 242 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,233 You lot going out later? 243 00:16:10,775 --> 00:16:12,817 You should come round here for pres. 244 00:16:15,525 --> 00:16:17,358 Yeah, I can ask the girls. 245 00:16:17,525 --> 00:16:20,650 Fucking hell! Talk about selective hearing. 246 00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,150 What's your name? 247 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:25,817 Tara. 248 00:16:26,025 --> 00:16:27,692 That's a nice name, innit? 249 00:16:28,775 --> 00:16:29,900 I'm Badger. 250 00:16:31,025 --> 00:16:32,900 That's a bit of a weird name, innit? 251 00:16:34,525 --> 00:16:35,942 It's my nickname. 252 00:16:37,942 --> 00:16:39,025 Who's this? 253 00:16:40,358 --> 00:16:43,150 Romeo, Romeo, where is you? Yeah. 254 00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,483 Room 341, yeah? 255 00:16:45,817 --> 00:16:47,608 All right, easy, Tiger. 256 00:16:48,025 --> 00:16:49,317 We only just met. 257 00:16:53,192 --> 00:16:55,817 - Oi, no, what the fuck is that? - What? 258 00:16:56,442 --> 00:16:57,442 Ohh...! 259 00:16:57,442 --> 00:16:58,858 - Who's done that? - I did it. 260 00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:01,900 They're fucking ridiculous, like two massive slugs on your face. 261 00:17:02,025 --> 00:17:04,692 Wait, how old do you think they are, though? 262 00:17:04,817 --> 00:17:08,150 Oi, guys, remember your phone and keys and money. 263 00:17:08,275 --> 00:17:11,275 I think, maybe, like, 19, 21. 264 00:17:11,483 --> 00:17:13,900 Yeah, so, what are we going to say? We're, like, 18? 265 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,483 You guys just going to fall in love and leave me to it again? 266 00:17:16,483 --> 00:17:18,983 I think, like, 18, just finished college, yeah? 267 00:17:19,317 --> 00:17:21,983 - Yeah, obviously I drive a BMW. - Ha! You wish! 268 00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,858 - All right, come on, Taz! - I think I'm doing a degree 269 00:17:24,858 --> 00:17:26,650 to be the next Prime Minister. 270 00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:29,650 Bro, if you can tell me who the current Prime Minister is, 271 00:17:29,775 --> 00:17:31,983 then I'll consider you taking his job, yeah? 272 00:17:31,983 --> 00:17:33,275 Go on. 273 00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:35,858 All right, for fuck's sake, just come on! Shut up! 274 00:17:35,983 --> 00:17:37,608 Does this actually look all right? 275 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,067 - Mad uncomfortable, innit? - Yeah. 276 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,192 You look fit as fuck, though! 277 00:17:43,525 --> 00:17:45,525 - So do you, mate. - Quick. 278 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:49,317 - Taz, your phone, I said! - Yeah, give it, then. 279 00:17:49,317 --> 00:17:50,817 - I need my bag. - Keys! 280 00:17:50,817 --> 00:17:53,233 Taz, you have got to sort those eyebrows out. 281 00:17:53,858 --> 00:17:55,275 Paddy, your go. 282 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,400 Nah, it's Paige's go. 283 00:17:57,608 --> 00:18:01,442 Never have I ever crashed a quad into a parked car. 284 00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:04,067 Badger this morning still pissed out his head. 285 00:18:04,442 --> 00:18:06,025 I'm usually a sick driver. 286 00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:08,317 I fucking drive vans for a living. It's me job. 287 00:18:08,317 --> 00:18:10,483 You don't crash them into parked cars at work, though, do you? 288 00:18:11,650 --> 00:18:15,608 Never have I ever had a threesome. 289 00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:26,525 - Get shots out. - Yeah, let's get some shots. 290 00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:28,192 There's one. 291 00:18:31,692 --> 00:18:33,067 - Cheers. - Cheers. 292 00:19:01,692 --> 00:19:03,900 Spin, spin. Faster, faster, faster, go on. 293 00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:06,442 Three, two, one... 294 00:19:06,608 --> 00:19:07,983 Stop! Stop! 295 00:19:08,983 --> 00:19:11,567 Oi, no, spillage is lickage, it's fine. 296 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,025 - Go on, Em! - That is disgusting. 297 00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:15,942 What you doing? 298 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,317 - No, no, no, no... - Yeah! 299 00:19:17,317 --> 00:19:18,775 I saw that. That was cheating. 300 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:23,233 Do you know where the vet's are? 'Cause I got two swans that are sick. 301 00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:34,067 Never have I ever had sex. 302 00:19:34,567 --> 00:19:36,692 Fucking hell! Come off it, we're not 12. 303 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:42,733 Never have I ever slept with two birds in one night. 304 00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:45,442 I'm not drinking that 'cause I'm a fucking saint. 305 00:19:47,192 --> 00:19:48,192 - Oi. - Chill out. 306 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,275 What happens on holiday stays on holiday! 307 00:19:54,275 --> 00:19:56,358 - What are you doing? - I was only joking, babe. 308 00:19:56,483 --> 00:19:58,233 I wasn't going to call you out, obviously. 309 00:19:58,233 --> 00:19:59,400 Yeah, sure! 310 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,900 No one cares if you're a virgin, it's very chill. 311 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,442 So, why are you bringing it up, then? 312 00:20:05,983 --> 00:20:07,317 'Cause it's funny. 313 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,942 It's not funny. 314 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,233 Skye, it's not funny. 315 00:20:12,525 --> 00:20:13,858 Got a drink? 316 00:20:14,650 --> 00:20:16,775 Paddy is fit, though! 317 00:20:17,192 --> 00:20:18,858 You should try it with him. 318 00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:20,900 Or I might. 319 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,067 Oh! 320 00:20:25,608 --> 00:20:26,608 Oi! 321 00:20:38,525 --> 00:20:40,025 Whoo! 322 00:20:45,775 --> 00:20:48,192 Oi, matchy-matchy, night bossman. 323 00:20:49,733 --> 00:20:52,442 Top graft on these lot, they're about as cool as your sister. 324 00:20:52,442 --> 00:20:54,275 Chill out, mush, we're on holiday! 325 00:20:54,275 --> 00:20:55,317 What's the matter? 326 00:20:55,317 --> 00:20:57,192 Did you hear? They're talking about us. 327 00:20:57,192 --> 00:20:59,150 We need to, like, not let on our age at all. 328 00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:00,692 - To them. - Yeah. 329 00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:03,358 Ooh, I miss my BMW so much! 330 00:21:03,858 --> 00:21:05,275 Subtle! 331 00:21:06,525 --> 00:21:07,775 Listen. Listen. 332 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,692 Do you think Paige is gay? 333 00:21:10,108 --> 00:21:11,608 Are you joking? 334 00:21:12,733 --> 00:21:14,733 - J... I don't know. - Are you joking? 335 00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,733 - Are you telling a joke? - Let's hope she's gay. 336 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,150 Of course she's gay. 337 00:21:19,358 --> 00:21:20,567 Oooh! 338 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:24,233 I saved that! 339 00:21:24,858 --> 00:21:27,233 - Tipped it straight over. - Don't lie. That went right in. 340 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:29,817 - Fuck off! - That's cheating. 341 00:21:29,983 --> 00:21:32,233 - Right, come on. - Look at you sat down. 342 00:21:32,483 --> 00:21:33,733 - Come on. - No! 343 00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:34,900 What the fuck! 344 00:21:35,025 --> 00:21:36,233 Let's go. 345 00:21:45,733 --> 00:21:47,192 Come on, get it down you. 346 00:21:47,192 --> 00:21:48,608 Come on Badger. 347 00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:53,983 Uh, ah, Malia! 348 00:22:19,817 --> 00:22:21,775 Oi! Paddy! Move. 349 00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:36,525 I'm in a bad way! 350 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:40,900 ...two, three! 351 00:22:43,317 --> 00:22:44,942 Feeling any better? 352 00:22:45,692 --> 00:22:47,192 No. 353 00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:49,525 I think I can help. 354 00:22:49,525 --> 00:22:51,108 Um... 355 00:22:51,275 --> 00:22:54,025 So, I sold my hoover the other day, yeah? 356 00:22:54,317 --> 00:22:55,317 Yeah. 357 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:58,067 'Cause all it was doing was collecting dust. 358 00:23:02,108 --> 00:23:05,442 Think! I got more, I got more. 359 00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:10,775 What is the difference between a plum and a rabbit? 360 00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:13,817 I don't know. 361 00:23:15,942 --> 00:23:17,650 One is purple, and one isn't... 362 00:23:17,650 --> 00:23:19,983 - Oh, wait! No, I got it wrong. - Oh! 363 00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:22,067 I got it wrong. 364 00:23:22,942 --> 00:23:24,608 No, no, no... 365 00:23:24,775 --> 00:23:26,442 You're good. 366 00:23:26,567 --> 00:23:28,983 I don't think you've got anything else left, to be honest. 367 00:23:34,358 --> 00:23:38,358 Why... Why do you never see pigs hiding in trees? 368 00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:42,983 'Cause they're pretty good at it. 369 00:24:27,858 --> 00:24:29,483 Oi, what's that? 370 00:24:30,650 --> 00:24:33,692 Nah! Nah...! You little cheating bastard. 371 00:24:33,858 --> 00:24:37,400 No, that's a classic one. I'm going, I'm going. 372 00:24:41,483 --> 00:24:42,775 Shh... 373 00:24:55,567 --> 00:24:56,817 Nah. 374 00:24:57,650 --> 00:24:58,983 Bedtime. 375 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:30,233 Come on, girls. Up you get, you beautiful lot. 376 00:25:30,233 --> 00:25:32,692 Buses for Crush in five. Let's go. 377 00:25:32,692 --> 00:25:34,608 Oi! Hurry up! Crush is happening! 378 00:25:34,817 --> 00:25:35,900 Let's go! 379 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:38,108 See you at gate in five! 380 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,692 No. 381 00:25:39,817 --> 00:25:41,650 Surely, we have more than five minutes, no? 382 00:25:41,983 --> 00:25:43,692 Why are we doing this to ourselves? 383 00:25:43,692 --> 00:25:46,358 No, if it's started, we got to get a move on. 384 00:25:46,483 --> 00:25:48,650 We can be a bit late. 385 00:25:51,775 --> 00:25:53,067 Oh, my God. 386 00:25:53,067 --> 00:25:55,067 - Come on. - Look at the state of him. 387 00:26:01,775 --> 00:26:03,942 See you in a bit, yeah? Come Badger. 388 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:08,150 I didn't bring any. 389 00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:10,067 Oi! Put this on. 390 00:26:11,567 --> 00:26:13,192 What did he just say? 391 00:26:13,192 --> 00:26:15,108 He's so fit. 392 00:26:18,192 --> 00:26:19,775 Everything hurts. 393 00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:23,608 I think that with this... 394 00:26:23,733 --> 00:26:26,317 - Skye, how does this work? - Underneath. 395 00:26:26,442 --> 00:26:28,233 You need to cover your bits. 396 00:26:30,483 --> 00:26:33,775 I swear to God, you guys need to get some life! 397 00:26:35,525 --> 00:26:38,358 The only way through this for me is with another drink. 398 00:26:38,483 --> 00:26:41,233 - No! - What's that called? Dog of hair? 399 00:26:41,358 --> 00:26:43,233 - Dog of hair! - Hair of dog. 400 00:26:43,358 --> 00:26:46,233 - That's a thing. - Yeah, my mum does it all the time. 401 00:26:47,025 --> 00:26:48,067 See? It's proper. 402 00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:50,442 I'm not fucking dressing you. I'm not your mum. 403 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,442 - Thanks, mum. - Where's the hair straighteners? 404 00:26:52,442 --> 00:26:55,108 No, wait, Skye, I need something else on with it. 405 00:26:55,233 --> 00:26:56,858 - What? What? - It's see-through. 406 00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:58,233 It's not that see-through! 407 00:26:58,358 --> 00:27:00,942 In the water it will be. I thought this is a pool party. 408 00:27:01,192 --> 00:27:04,025 Right come on orange! Come on, that's it. 409 00:27:04,025 --> 00:27:07,400 Come on, girls! Let's get it down you! 410 00:27:07,733 --> 00:27:09,650 Use those double-Ds! 411 00:27:09,775 --> 00:27:12,358 How are they not choking on that? 412 00:27:14,275 --> 00:27:16,525 That's it, girls! Double-Ds, babes! 413 00:27:17,317 --> 00:27:18,942 We have a winner! Well done, babes. 414 00:27:19,108 --> 00:27:20,692 Well done Sir, that's fantastic. 415 00:27:20,983 --> 00:27:22,275 One more girl! Anyone! 416 00:27:23,192 --> 00:27:25,775 - Taz! Taz! - No, Skye. 417 00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:27,275 We've got one here! Taz! 418 00:27:29,067 --> 00:27:30,608 In the green, yeah? Come on! 419 00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:33,400 Come on, baby girl, you got this one, you got this! 420 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,650 One brave boy to play the game. 421 00:27:36,858 --> 00:27:39,317 Hey, here we go. Look at him, he's eager. 422 00:27:39,442 --> 00:27:41,233 - You all right, bruv? Ready? - Yeah. Yeah. 423 00:27:41,358 --> 00:27:43,233 Right, up there you pop. Go on, son. 424 00:27:43,442 --> 00:27:45,900 Go on, Taz. Whoo! 425 00:27:46,692 --> 00:27:48,192 - Oh! - Hello, little flower. 426 00:27:48,317 --> 00:27:49,400 How are you? 427 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,608 - You okay? - Yeah. 428 00:27:50,775 --> 00:27:52,900 - Who've we got? - I'm Tara. 429 00:27:53,025 --> 00:27:54,275 Hello, Tara! 430 00:27:54,442 --> 00:27:55,983 You know what this kind of game is? 431 00:27:55,983 --> 00:27:58,650 - I guess so. - It's a bit naughty. Are you sure? 432 00:27:58,650 --> 00:28:01,233 All right, he's got a big fake willy, that looks like a beer, 433 00:28:01,233 --> 00:28:02,900 and you're going to drink it. 434 00:28:03,067 --> 00:28:04,192 Right, ready? 435 00:28:04,192 --> 00:28:07,400 Beer in the mouth, blowjob-style. Let's go, let's go, let's go! 436 00:28:08,317 --> 00:28:11,733 That's it, that's it! Go on, get back in there! 437 00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:13,608 That's it! Not in her eyes. 438 00:28:14,650 --> 00:28:17,442 That's it. More, more, more, more. Go on, keep going. Push it. Push it! 439 00:28:17,692 --> 00:28:20,608 Put your back into it, mate. That's it, that's it, that's it! 440 00:28:20,817 --> 00:28:22,275 Keep going, keep going! 441 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,942 Get in there! That's it, that's it, that's it! 442 00:28:25,108 --> 00:28:28,108 Come on, open your mouth more, Jesus Christ! 443 00:28:28,275 --> 00:28:30,275 No boy's going to be happy with you! 444 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,858 Christ! 445 00:28:32,108 --> 00:28:33,400 Tragic. I love you though. 446 00:28:33,733 --> 00:28:35,692 Yeah, I'm not good at that game. 447 00:28:35,817 --> 00:28:37,442 I dunno, you look pretty good to me. 448 00:28:37,567 --> 00:28:39,942 - Come on, guys! All right! - Another one? 449 00:28:40,067 --> 00:28:41,650 - That's enough. - That's enough. 450 00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:43,108 Off, off! You lost. 451 00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,442 You lost, girl! 452 00:28:45,442 --> 00:28:47,358 You can cuddle in your own time. 453 00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:50,025 - Right, we need another boy! - One more boy, please. 454 00:28:52,358 --> 00:28:54,025 Come on! 455 00:28:55,733 --> 00:28:57,525 You had a good time, yeah? 456 00:28:57,650 --> 00:29:00,567 Let me see those hands up! Yeah? 457 00:29:00,692 --> 00:29:03,233 If you've got a drink in your hands, down it! 458 00:29:03,358 --> 00:29:06,067 Go! Now! Go, go, go! Down it! 459 00:29:06,067 --> 00:29:07,317 Beautiful, I like that. 460 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,275 Who else is fucked? 461 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:12,983 Where are you? 462 00:29:22,358 --> 00:29:24,025 Wait, it's fine. 463 00:29:25,858 --> 00:29:27,733 It's still fine. It still works. 464 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:33,775 No, no! Stop it! 465 00:29:35,483 --> 00:29:36,817 Aah, get off me. 466 00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:40,358 Don't you think he's kinda fit, yeah? 467 00:29:43,275 --> 00:29:45,817 I mean, he's a complete clown, no? 468 00:29:47,817 --> 00:29:50,150 No, but a sexy clown. 469 00:29:50,442 --> 00:29:52,817 Come on, I think he's proper jokes. 470 00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:55,442 Nah, he's butters. 471 00:29:57,567 --> 00:29:59,067 You can do much better. 472 00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:03,067 Come on. 473 00:30:36,983 --> 00:30:38,108 Taz! 474 00:31:01,983 --> 00:31:04,108 Yes, Malia! Yes! 475 00:31:05,525 --> 00:31:08,192 What you telling me, guys, you had a good night, yeah? 476 00:31:08,983 --> 00:31:11,817 We're about to get you lot so fucking horny. 477 00:31:11,817 --> 00:31:13,275 So fucking ready! 478 00:31:13,567 --> 00:31:14,650 Let's have it. 479 00:31:14,650 --> 00:31:16,608 Let's fucking have it Malia! Come one guys. 480 00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,275 Sorry, I just stepped on you. 481 00:31:18,275 --> 00:31:19,775 We're drunk. We're fucking drunk. 482 00:31:19,775 --> 00:31:22,317 OK, we're going to play a game. We're going to play a last game. 483 00:31:22,317 --> 00:31:23,608 Final game of the night, yeah? 484 00:31:23,608 --> 00:31:25,150 - It's a mad one. - It's a big one. 485 00:31:25,150 --> 00:31:26,858 You got to give it your all, okay? What do we need? 486 00:31:26,858 --> 00:31:28,775 - You going to do it? - If you do it with me. 487 00:31:28,775 --> 00:31:29,900 Yeah, OK. 488 00:31:31,317 --> 00:31:32,858 OK, let's do this... 489 00:31:34,067 --> 00:31:35,275 Come on. 490 00:31:35,442 --> 00:31:36,733 One more, right? 491 00:31:36,733 --> 00:31:39,108 Final! It's the fucking final, guys. 492 00:31:39,108 --> 00:31:42,275 Get your game faces on. Stretch it out! Ready? 493 00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:44,567 We need two boys up on this stage now. 494 00:31:44,567 --> 00:31:45,692 Get me two boys! 495 00:31:45,692 --> 00:31:48,233 - Who've we got? Hands up! - So many hands! 496 00:31:48,233 --> 00:31:50,525 I can't hear you. 497 00:31:50,650 --> 00:31:51,692 Who's wants it? 498 00:31:51,817 --> 00:31:53,233 Oi, oi, look who it is. 499 00:31:53,358 --> 00:31:56,317 Yes, let's have our loser from earlier back, come on, in the blue. 500 00:31:56,442 --> 00:31:58,567 Let's get you up. Prove yourself this time. 501 00:31:59,942 --> 00:32:01,692 Let's go! 502 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,983 Yeah! 503 00:32:06,317 --> 00:32:08,483 - Who we got here? - Up you get, up you get, up you get! 504 00:32:08,483 --> 00:32:09,608 Badger. 505 00:32:10,108 --> 00:32:11,483 Badger! 506 00:32:12,483 --> 00:32:14,442 Over here we got Badger! 507 00:32:15,358 --> 00:32:18,192 Badger! Badger! Badger! 508 00:32:18,317 --> 00:32:19,942 What's your name, boy? 509 00:32:20,067 --> 00:32:21,942 My name's Tom and I'm from fucking London! 510 00:32:21,942 --> 00:32:23,775 Tom from fucking London, yeah! 511 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,150 We love a Londoner! 512 00:32:27,650 --> 00:32:30,233 Oi! Now, listen up, the game we are playing 513 00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:35,192 is these two lovely boys have got to get fucking hard, all right? 514 00:32:36,275 --> 00:32:38,775 - We need some girls! - We need some fucking girls. 515 00:32:45,150 --> 00:32:47,483 - Come on... - Oh, no. 516 00:32:47,608 --> 00:32:50,358 Oh, this one's a lucky boy, eh? 517 00:32:50,942 --> 00:32:53,858 Three girls over here. That's it, over here! That's it. 518 00:32:53,983 --> 00:32:56,525 That is amazing technique. How are you not hard? 519 00:32:57,775 --> 00:32:59,858 Ooh, Jesus Christ, she's gagging. 520 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,442 Come on, Badger, go to your happy place, mate. 521 00:33:02,567 --> 00:33:04,608 Go on, girls! That's it! 522 00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:06,942 That's it! Oh, my God! 523 00:33:07,067 --> 00:33:10,275 Yeah! My fucking boy! 524 00:33:13,233 --> 00:33:15,025 Let's go, darling. Go on, deep-throat him. 525 00:33:15,150 --> 00:33:17,358 Yes! Yes! 526 00:33:17,692 --> 00:33:19,775 What are we saying? What are we fucking saying? 527 00:33:21,692 --> 00:33:23,400 Yes, yes, yes! He's hard! Badger is hard! 528 00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:39,900 Oh. 529 00:34:02,192 --> 00:34:03,275 Skye? 530 00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:06,150 Yeah. 531 00:34:06,858 --> 00:34:08,692 Is that bed free yet? 532 00:34:15,233 --> 00:34:16,650 Yeah, mate. 533 00:34:17,067 --> 00:34:18,525 Go on. 534 00:34:18,650 --> 00:34:20,567 And take the pan with you, innit? 535 00:34:23,983 --> 00:34:25,525 Oh fuck! 536 00:34:26,150 --> 00:34:27,192 Thanks. 537 00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:38,442 Yo! 538 00:34:38,567 --> 00:34:41,775 You've got a big smirk on your face. Have you got something to tell us? 539 00:34:41,983 --> 00:34:42,983 Go on! 540 00:34:42,983 --> 00:34:45,358 Go on, get in there! He just got a second. 541 00:34:45,483 --> 00:34:46,817 Shh! 542 00:34:47,150 --> 00:34:48,400 Please, Badger. 543 00:34:48,567 --> 00:34:51,108 I wondered when youse lot would surface. 544 00:34:51,233 --> 00:34:52,608 Morning. 545 00:34:55,942 --> 00:34:57,650 Not feeling too good, lass? 546 00:34:58,525 --> 00:35:00,900 Get some brekkie down ya, round two starting soon. 547 00:35:02,150 --> 00:35:04,400 Fucking hell, you're really in for the worst, aren't you? 548 00:35:04,525 --> 00:35:07,733 I thought you southern fairies knew how to party, you fucking jokers. 549 00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:10,483 Don't feel very jokes right now. 550 00:35:21,108 --> 00:35:22,650 Gorgeous, pet! 551 00:35:27,275 --> 00:35:28,400 Fuck! 552 00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:31,733 Why so early? 553 00:35:32,733 --> 00:35:34,650 I don't remember anything at all. 554 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,942 Is Taz at theirs? 555 00:35:39,025 --> 00:35:40,483 Must be. 556 00:35:44,150 --> 00:35:45,275 Hm. 557 00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:56,275 Eating's cheating, babe. 558 00:35:58,150 --> 00:35:59,775 Oh, my God, please stop. 559 00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:01,817 You're going to make me sick again. 560 00:36:02,775 --> 00:36:04,483 What, you want some? 561 00:36:07,483 --> 00:36:09,525 Oi, do us a favour and wake Tara up. 562 00:36:09,650 --> 00:36:11,567 Me and her have got some unfinished business. 563 00:36:11,733 --> 00:36:14,858 We all know how you finish your business now, Badger. 564 00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:17,358 You lot up for pool? 565 00:36:18,275 --> 00:36:19,942 - Yeah. - Em? 566 00:36:20,442 --> 00:36:22,233 - Yeah. - Worst bit is, yeah, 567 00:36:22,358 --> 00:36:23,608 I've got no memory of it. 568 00:36:24,442 --> 00:36:27,358 Probably the greatest thing to ever happen to me in my whole entire life. 569 00:36:27,358 --> 00:36:28,817 No memory. 570 00:36:29,567 --> 00:36:31,275 That was the best thing? 571 00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:33,400 Hopefully, them girls feel the same. 572 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,150 Yeah, I hope they don't remember it either. 573 00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:38,400 Your life sounds proper shit. 574 00:36:39,192 --> 00:36:40,400 Rinsed. 575 00:36:40,525 --> 00:36:42,358 Oi! Last night were crazy, you know? 576 00:36:42,483 --> 00:36:44,442 Taz, come out here! Mush! 577 00:36:44,442 --> 00:36:46,942 Stop screaming, you lunatic. 578 00:36:47,567 --> 00:36:49,317 Well, if you won't get her out here... 579 00:36:50,650 --> 00:36:52,233 She's with you, no? 580 00:36:52,233 --> 00:36:53,858 Yeah! Ain't she at yours? 581 00:36:53,858 --> 00:36:55,692 No, why would she be here? 582 00:36:56,483 --> 00:36:58,067 Well, she came back with you. 583 00:36:58,858 --> 00:37:00,650 She not at yours? 584 00:37:01,233 --> 00:37:03,983 He's joking about. Just bring her out. 585 00:37:04,275 --> 00:37:06,358 On my Mum's life, I'm not joking. 586 00:37:11,317 --> 00:37:12,692 Check your phone. 587 00:37:13,525 --> 00:37:15,150 She would've said something. 588 00:37:16,525 --> 00:37:19,525 This is typical Tara behaviour. 589 00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:21,775 She's always on one. 590 00:37:25,525 --> 00:37:27,775 See, last seen in the apartment, now. 591 00:37:33,775 --> 00:37:35,233 Damn! 592 00:37:35,567 --> 00:37:37,233 I guess girl got laid. 593 00:37:41,442 --> 00:37:43,983 What she doing leaving her phone here? 594 00:37:45,733 --> 00:37:47,775 - Why are you being weird? - I'm not. 595 00:37:50,650 --> 00:37:53,733 - Oi, just look proper, yeah? - Yeah, check. 596 00:37:53,733 --> 00:37:55,567 Mate, I'd know if she came here. 597 00:37:55,817 --> 00:37:57,608 She's definitely still on it. 598 00:38:07,150 --> 00:38:08,775 I don't like it. 599 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:10,817 Just chill out. 600 00:38:12,442 --> 00:38:15,817 It's nothing major, is it? Just fucking stop panicking. 601 00:38:16,025 --> 00:38:18,067 Should have moved quicker, bro. 602 00:38:18,858 --> 00:38:21,233 Don't you get jealous, you. It doesn't suit you. 603 00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:26,983 What are you trying to get at? 604 00:38:30,567 --> 00:38:31,983 Where is she, then? 605 00:38:32,233 --> 00:38:34,233 - You chat shit. - I don't know. 606 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,025 I can't just sit here. I'm going to talk to reception, okay? 607 00:38:45,692 --> 00:38:47,442 See you down the pool, yeah? 608 00:38:47,442 --> 00:38:49,233 Come on, boys, let's go. 609 00:38:49,817 --> 00:38:51,192 Badger, you coming? 610 00:38:58,358 --> 00:38:59,692 Oi! 611 00:39:08,608 --> 00:39:10,442 Do you want to come and chill here? 612 00:39:38,192 --> 00:39:40,317 I'm so proud of Tara, man. 613 00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:44,983 Proud? 614 00:39:48,942 --> 00:39:50,900 I bet she's finally... 615 00:39:55,233 --> 00:39:57,150 She's wanted to for so long. 616 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,108 What are you on about? 617 00:40:07,150 --> 00:40:09,192 She's a massive virgin, mate. 618 00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:25,608 Do you think she's all right? 619 00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:29,442 Mate, she's having the time of her life. 620 00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:38,650 Are you jealous? 621 00:40:40,608 --> 00:40:43,067 No, it's... it's not that, it's just... 622 00:40:47,775 --> 00:40:49,942 Well, we could go looking for her. 623 00:40:51,150 --> 00:40:53,025 Yeah, maybe that's a good idea. 624 00:41:13,942 --> 00:41:15,692 Ho, ho, this one's a lucky boy, eh? 625 00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:19,317 Let's go darling! 626 00:41:19,317 --> 00:41:20,775 Go on, deep throat him. 627 00:41:21,692 --> 00:41:23,067 Jesus Christ, she's gagging. 628 00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:26,983 Hi darling. 629 00:41:48,567 --> 00:41:49,983 All right, you? 630 00:41:49,983 --> 00:41:51,650 - Paddy! - What are you doing? 631 00:41:51,650 --> 00:41:53,942 Um... not going home. 632 00:41:54,442 --> 00:41:56,567 Is it past your bedtime already? 633 00:41:57,567 --> 00:41:59,108 Where's everyone else? 634 00:41:59,858 --> 00:42:01,400 Still going, I think. 635 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,942 Yeah? Oh, come on, you can't go to bed. 636 00:42:03,942 --> 00:42:06,442 Me and you are always last ones standing. 637 00:42:06,817 --> 00:42:09,067 You're not going leave me on my own, are you? 638 00:42:11,483 --> 00:42:12,900 We go to beach? 639 00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:17,108 Come on! I know you want to. 640 00:42:18,233 --> 00:42:19,900 Come on! 641 00:42:26,275 --> 00:42:28,275 - Sit there. - Here? 642 00:42:33,900 --> 00:42:35,942 You don't fancy the strip, then, no? 643 00:42:35,942 --> 00:42:37,942 - No. - Why? 644 00:42:38,900 --> 00:42:40,442 I don't know. 645 00:42:43,775 --> 00:42:45,692 Don't you think it's mad how, like, 646 00:42:46,442 --> 00:42:48,358 sand just gets everywhere? 647 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,400 No, we're on a beach. 648 00:42:51,858 --> 00:42:53,317 What are you on about? 649 00:42:53,317 --> 00:42:56,525 Yeah but, it just gets everywhere. 650 00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:08,775 I've not noticed it before, but you're proper beautiful, you know? 651 00:43:15,983 --> 00:43:19,650 Some kind of compliment in there somewhere. 652 00:43:21,858 --> 00:43:23,858 You're into our lad, though, aren't you? 653 00:43:29,650 --> 00:43:31,650 So, what are you into, then? 654 00:43:35,067 --> 00:43:36,150 Hmm... 655 00:43:37,608 --> 00:43:40,608 Pasta and cheesy chips. 656 00:43:42,108 --> 00:43:44,192 You're fucking jokes, you! 657 00:43:53,650 --> 00:43:55,775 Oi, let's go skinny dipping. 658 00:43:55,942 --> 00:43:57,108 - No. - Why? 659 00:43:57,275 --> 00:43:59,067 - 'Cause it's so cold. - Come on! Come on! 660 00:43:59,067 --> 00:44:00,900 Paddy, no! No! 661 00:44:01,108 --> 00:44:03,858 Paddy, no! I don't want to! Put me down! 662 00:44:03,858 --> 00:44:05,858 Paddy! No! 663 00:44:06,067 --> 00:44:08,650 No! Put me down! 664 00:44:10,275 --> 00:44:13,025 - It's all right once you're in it! - It's not, alright at all Paddy. 665 00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:14,233 It's fucking freezing! 666 00:44:14,650 --> 00:44:16,275 Come here. 667 00:44:17,275 --> 00:44:18,358 Come here. 668 00:44:22,192 --> 00:44:24,150 You're going to lose all your teeth. 669 00:44:26,233 --> 00:44:27,650 Come here. 670 00:44:31,025 --> 00:44:33,108 What you laughing at? 671 00:44:35,483 --> 00:44:37,192 Paddy, stop! 672 00:44:37,317 --> 00:44:39,400 - What? - Stop. 673 00:44:39,525 --> 00:44:41,192 All right, I won't touch you. 674 00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:53,775 No! 675 00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:55,483 - Come here. - What? 676 00:44:55,692 --> 00:44:56,983 I'm cold! 677 00:44:59,483 --> 00:45:02,442 I think it's a bit unfair how it don't work both ways, though, really. 678 00:45:02,567 --> 00:45:04,275 I'm cold. 679 00:45:07,442 --> 00:45:08,900 Come on, then. 680 00:45:22,108 --> 00:45:23,900 Weren't me, boss! 681 00:45:24,525 --> 00:45:25,900 What? 682 00:45:26,192 --> 00:45:28,858 I can't help it when it's wiggling in front of me like that, can I? 683 00:45:30,358 --> 00:45:31,983 What are you so uptight for? 684 00:45:32,150 --> 00:45:33,442 I'm not. 685 00:45:34,275 --> 00:45:36,150 I thought you were the fun one. 686 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,775 - Are you cold? - Yes. 687 00:45:39,733 --> 00:45:41,025 Come on. 688 00:45:42,192 --> 00:45:43,817 Wet clothes make you colder. 689 00:45:57,608 --> 00:46:00,317 Chill out, it's not like I'm asking you to marry me, is it? 690 00:46:01,775 --> 00:46:04,650 What do you mean, this isn't the wedding? 691 00:46:16,858 --> 00:46:18,150 Yeah? 692 00:46:26,858 --> 00:46:28,275 Yeah? 693 00:46:31,233 --> 00:46:32,733 Yeah. 694 00:48:34,067 --> 00:48:36,108 What's your name? 695 00:48:36,108 --> 00:48:37,567 Tara. 696 00:48:38,483 --> 00:48:39,692 What's yours? 697 00:48:40,067 --> 00:48:41,358 I'm Fi. 698 00:48:42,525 --> 00:48:45,692 - Oi, you lot, this is Tara. - Tara! 699 00:49:03,733 --> 00:49:05,608 Are you okay? 700 00:49:06,358 --> 00:49:07,942 Yeah, sorry. 701 00:49:08,525 --> 00:49:10,317 Where's your mates at? 702 00:49:11,733 --> 00:49:12,983 Um. 703 00:49:12,983 --> 00:49:14,692 We got split up. 704 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,525 Do you want to come back? 705 00:50:13,692 --> 00:50:14,983 Yeah? Come on. 706 00:50:15,233 --> 00:50:18,108 Right, oi, wait! Hold! One, two... right! 707 00:50:18,233 --> 00:50:20,025 Move! 708 00:50:21,150 --> 00:50:23,525 Let's go. Party back at our place! 709 00:50:29,817 --> 00:50:31,942 Tara! Tara! Tara! 710 00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:37,483 Three, two, one! 711 00:50:41,483 --> 00:50:42,983 That was stunning! 712 00:50:49,025 --> 00:50:50,983 You can sleep on the sofa, I can go in with Josh. 713 00:50:51,108 --> 00:50:52,942 No, no, no. 714 00:50:53,067 --> 00:50:55,192 I'm just going to have a quick nap, 715 00:50:55,317 --> 00:50:57,108 and then, then I'll be fine. 716 00:50:57,608 --> 00:50:59,317 - That's not happening. - It's fine. 717 00:50:59,483 --> 00:51:00,817 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 718 00:51:00,942 --> 00:51:04,317 So, like, are you and Josh together, like? 719 00:51:04,817 --> 00:51:08,442 No, no, no, no, we're, like, we're, like, basically family. 720 00:51:08,775 --> 00:51:11,942 - No, right, come on, seriously, in! - No! 721 00:51:12,192 --> 00:51:13,317 - Yes! - This is comfy! 722 00:51:13,442 --> 00:51:16,067 Well, at least just stay inside. Everyone's, like, proper sound. 723 00:51:16,067 --> 00:51:20,567 No, I know, everyone is so nice, but I'm... this is good for me. 724 00:51:21,067 --> 00:51:24,233 All right, fine. Okay, but you know where we are if you need us. 725 00:51:24,775 --> 00:51:25,900 Thank you. 726 00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:28,192 - Night! - Good night. 727 00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:15,192 Guess who's back! 728 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:16,400 Hey! 729 00:53:16,525 --> 00:53:19,983 - Tara! - I fucking told you lot. 730 00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:22,067 Snap! 731 00:53:22,067 --> 00:53:24,025 Right, right, right. That's one that you've won. 732 00:53:24,025 --> 00:53:25,192 Yeah, alright... 733 00:53:25,192 --> 00:53:26,692 You must have... 734 00:53:28,150 --> 00:53:29,150 Snap! 735 00:53:31,525 --> 00:53:33,192 Come on, details! 736 00:53:33,192 --> 00:53:34,692 You were going to say? 737 00:53:34,817 --> 00:53:37,483 It was a sick night. 738 00:53:58,942 --> 00:54:00,858 So, did you and Paige...? 739 00:54:01,317 --> 00:54:04,067 No, we were going to this afternoon, but... 740 00:54:04,317 --> 00:54:05,775 I don't know, I think... 741 00:54:05,900 --> 00:54:08,150 I think she's kind of nervous, you know? 742 00:54:09,275 --> 00:54:11,233 Don't change the subject. 743 00:54:11,650 --> 00:54:13,317 Where've you been? 744 00:54:13,900 --> 00:54:15,942 You know, I was really freaking out. 745 00:54:16,317 --> 00:54:18,567 And, what, you left your phone here, too. 746 00:54:21,650 --> 00:54:23,108 Taz. 747 00:54:25,525 --> 00:54:29,233 I, I slept with Paddy. 748 00:54:32,108 --> 00:54:34,067 No fucking way! 749 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:40,150 When? How did that happen? 750 00:54:41,025 --> 00:54:42,608 On the beach. 751 00:54:43,192 --> 00:54:44,983 Oh, on the beach! 752 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,192 Sounds really romantic. 753 00:54:50,067 --> 00:54:51,525 No. 754 00:54:51,817 --> 00:54:53,317 Was it good? 755 00:54:53,525 --> 00:54:54,817 Um... 756 00:54:58,442 --> 00:55:02,150 And then I met these absolute legends in a club, 757 00:55:02,275 --> 00:55:06,358 danced for hours, and then went back to their villa. 758 00:55:06,483 --> 00:55:09,150 And it was really mental, but they were really cool, so... 759 00:55:10,108 --> 00:55:11,317 I was there all night. 760 00:55:11,525 --> 00:55:13,525 So, what did I miss? 761 00:55:13,733 --> 00:55:15,025 Who was it? 762 00:55:17,608 --> 00:55:19,817 Oh, you're proper sneaky, you know? 763 00:55:21,067 --> 00:55:22,567 All of this, we got to stick together, 764 00:55:22,692 --> 00:55:24,442 have each other's back, blah-blah-blah. 765 00:55:24,567 --> 00:55:27,025 Runs off, has sex and gets new mates. 766 00:55:27,317 --> 00:55:28,692 Who was it? 767 00:55:30,525 --> 00:55:31,858 Paddy. 768 00:55:32,942 --> 00:55:34,400 Oh my God! 769 00:55:36,942 --> 00:55:39,108 Holiday romance brewing! 770 00:55:39,442 --> 00:55:40,442 No. 771 00:55:40,567 --> 00:55:43,442 Don't you think it's weird that he hasn't said anything to youse? 772 00:55:43,608 --> 00:55:45,650 No. 773 00:55:46,483 --> 00:55:48,525 I mean, it'll defo happen again, won't it? 774 00:55:49,650 --> 00:55:52,442 Hey, come on. Let's get back into it. 775 00:55:52,733 --> 00:55:54,733 There's much to be celebrating, ain't there? 776 00:55:57,525 --> 00:56:00,400 Get some more shots in! You run out of shots? 777 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,733 - All right, shots! - Yeah, shots, shots! 778 00:56:02,733 --> 00:56:04,900 To Taz, the fucking legend! 779 00:56:05,275 --> 00:56:06,483 Yes! 780 00:56:06,608 --> 00:56:09,150 Round four, let's go! 781 00:56:12,233 --> 00:56:13,567 - Thank you. - Ugh! 782 00:56:13,692 --> 00:56:15,067 Mm! 783 00:56:18,275 --> 00:56:20,317 - You all right? - Yeah. 784 00:56:22,150 --> 00:56:25,150 Right! I'll see you lot later. White Party. 785 00:56:25,275 --> 00:56:27,150 - We'll have pres here. - Yeah. 786 00:56:38,608 --> 00:56:40,858 Last night was very jokes. 787 00:56:55,108 --> 00:56:56,692 Oi, Taz. 788 00:56:57,817 --> 00:57:00,733 Do you think you're going to sleep with Paddy again tonight? 789 00:57:01,608 --> 00:57:02,983 Mm, no. 790 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,317 Guys, Mum's just text. 791 00:57:17,733 --> 00:57:19,817 The results, apparently they've got them. 792 00:57:21,483 --> 00:57:22,900 Oh my God. 793 00:57:26,358 --> 00:57:29,150 - I don't think I can look. - I'm going to shower. 794 00:57:29,317 --> 00:57:31,108 You not going to look? 795 00:57:31,317 --> 00:57:33,108 No, I know that I fucked it. 796 00:57:35,817 --> 00:57:37,067 Yeah, me too. 797 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,942 She said I did it. 798 00:57:40,942 --> 00:57:43,442 Oh my God, yes mate, I knew you'd smash it! 799 00:57:48,692 --> 00:57:52,150 MUM INCOMING CALL 800 00:57:53,817 --> 00:57:57,400 Look, you can always retake, okay? 801 00:57:57,817 --> 00:58:00,775 Just don't worry about it for now. Just have a good time, 802 00:58:00,775 --> 00:58:03,817 and we'll talk about it when you're home, okay? 803 00:58:03,817 --> 00:58:05,233 We love you. 804 00:58:33,108 --> 00:58:36,025 Guys, I'm a fucking genius. 805 00:58:36,317 --> 00:58:37,817 Yes, you are, bitch! 806 00:59:02,983 --> 00:59:05,150 - Taz, get the door. - Taz, go get the door. 807 00:59:05,150 --> 00:59:07,817 - I've only got one eyelash on. - Police! Open up! 808 00:59:07,817 --> 00:59:09,650 Ah! We got you there! 809 00:59:10,025 --> 00:59:12,733 Yo, we met these down at t' pool. Hope you don't mind. 810 00:59:13,150 --> 00:59:16,192 No, the more the merrier. Do youse want a drink? 811 00:59:18,275 --> 00:59:20,025 - A shot? Well how many you got? - Yeah. 812 00:59:21,150 --> 00:59:23,608 - Wait, what's your name? - I'm Gemma. 813 00:59:23,608 --> 00:59:25,567 - Gemma. - Leah. 814 00:59:26,858 --> 00:59:28,692 Gemma, Leah, I'm Skye, this is Em. 815 00:59:30,150 --> 00:59:32,733 - Tara. - Em, send me a cup! 816 00:59:33,858 --> 00:59:36,608 - Catch. - Fucking hell. Sorry, love. 817 00:59:36,858 --> 00:59:38,400 I know what a Libra looks like 818 00:59:38,733 --> 00:59:39,858 Where's them balloons then? 819 00:59:40,150 --> 00:59:41,983 Yeah, come on, let's go out for a fag. 820 00:59:41,983 --> 00:59:43,275 It's too warm in here. 821 00:59:46,025 --> 00:59:47,983 - Oh. - Take one of them. 822 00:59:48,358 --> 00:59:49,942 And you. Oi. 823 00:59:50,067 --> 00:59:51,317 Taz. 824 00:59:52,108 --> 00:59:53,608 You good? 825 00:59:59,692 --> 01:00:03,942 Imagine, yeah, this genius got ten As! 826 01:00:04,067 --> 01:00:06,608 Let's get fucked up! 827 01:00:07,775 --> 01:00:11,358 Oi, shut up! You did so fucking well. 828 01:00:11,483 --> 01:00:14,067 - So well! - Wait, you looked? 829 01:00:14,192 --> 01:00:16,358 Yeah. Taz, I persuaded her, innit? 830 01:00:16,983 --> 01:00:19,817 I thought you said you weren't going to check results. 831 01:00:19,942 --> 01:00:23,067 She might even be able to come with me next year. 832 01:00:26,567 --> 01:00:28,108 Don't be sad, Taz. 833 01:00:28,108 --> 01:00:29,942 Whatever you do, you're going to be great. 834 01:00:30,067 --> 01:00:32,650 When are we going? 835 01:00:32,775 --> 01:00:35,025 - Are we going soon? - Come on, Taz. 836 01:00:37,275 --> 01:00:39,192 Oh, it's going be so fun. 837 01:00:39,317 --> 01:00:41,317 White Party! 838 01:00:52,608 --> 01:00:55,358 We got to keep an eye on Em tonight. She's already looking fucked. 839 01:00:55,483 --> 01:00:58,108 We're not going to babysit her, though. 840 01:00:58,233 --> 01:01:01,108 Like, it's results night, she's worked for it. 841 01:01:01,525 --> 01:01:04,942 Pretty sure you don't need ten As to open a restaurant anyway. 842 01:01:05,733 --> 01:01:07,442 I'll get you on front desk. 843 01:01:07,692 --> 01:01:10,108 What restaurant have you been to what has a front desk? 844 01:01:10,233 --> 01:01:12,817 Two coats? Any bags? Yeah, that's four pounds! 845 01:01:12,942 --> 01:01:15,817 That's not front desk, that's a cloakroom! 846 01:01:15,983 --> 01:01:18,358 I'm not going to be working on a cloakroom. 847 01:01:18,608 --> 01:01:21,192 Yeah, I'm not sure you've got much choice at this point. 848 01:01:26,525 --> 01:01:27,942 Nah, come on. 849 01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:30,150 I'm joking. 850 01:01:32,608 --> 01:01:35,067 I would be kinda jokes in a cloakroom, though. 851 01:01:40,150 --> 01:01:42,192 So what, is Paddy good, then? 852 01:01:46,358 --> 01:01:47,775 Yeah, I guess. 853 01:01:48,775 --> 01:01:51,150 Like, he knew what he was doing, innit? 854 01:01:53,567 --> 01:01:55,275 Yeah, he looks like it. 855 01:01:57,817 --> 01:01:59,275 Did he, like... 856 01:02:00,025 --> 01:02:02,358 pick you up and throw you about and that? 857 01:02:03,983 --> 01:02:05,400 Kind of. 858 01:02:06,733 --> 01:02:08,608 Like, he's strong. 859 01:02:11,483 --> 01:02:14,192 Then you should deffo go for round two with him. 860 01:02:25,317 --> 01:02:26,983 - That's yours. - Thanks. 861 01:02:27,733 --> 01:02:31,108 All right, you two, save it for the bedroom. 862 01:02:32,567 --> 01:02:34,067 You all right? 863 01:02:34,192 --> 01:02:35,608 Yeah, you all right? 864 01:02:39,817 --> 01:02:42,692 Sorry about last night. I was trashed. 865 01:02:43,650 --> 01:02:45,275 What do you mean? 866 01:02:49,233 --> 01:02:50,733 It's fine. 867 01:03:16,442 --> 01:03:18,025 Fuck... 868 01:03:20,650 --> 01:03:21,900 Fucking, yeah... 869 01:03:32,192 --> 01:03:33,983 It's giving me a migraine. 870 01:03:34,858 --> 01:03:36,483 Come on then, let's have a shot. 871 01:03:36,483 --> 01:03:38,858 No, I don't want vodka, I just want a shot. Go on. 872 01:05:42,900 --> 01:05:44,108 Oi oi! 873 01:05:44,817 --> 01:05:47,358 Where the fuck have you been all night? 874 01:05:51,567 --> 01:05:53,358 We're going skinny dipping. 875 01:05:56,025 --> 01:05:57,650 At the hotel? 876 01:05:57,775 --> 01:05:59,483 No, at the beach. 877 01:06:00,567 --> 01:06:01,983 I'm good. 878 01:06:02,817 --> 01:06:05,983 Come on! It's your last night here. Stop being a little weirdo. 879 01:06:06,900 --> 01:06:09,108 I don't wanna get sand everywhere. 880 01:06:09,650 --> 01:06:11,650 It's just fucking sand! 881 01:06:13,525 --> 01:06:14,983 I'm all right. 882 01:06:16,150 --> 01:06:17,817 Stop being a freak, Taz. 883 01:06:20,150 --> 01:06:21,192 Okay. 884 01:06:22,650 --> 01:06:25,067 Tara come on, I'm only joking. 885 01:06:29,567 --> 01:06:31,150 Oi, come Badger. 886 01:06:31,275 --> 01:06:33,567 No. I'd better walk her back. 887 01:06:35,608 --> 01:06:37,025 Fuck! 888 01:06:45,150 --> 01:06:46,275 Oh ho! 889 01:06:48,358 --> 01:06:50,108 What you doing, bro? 890 01:06:50,108 --> 01:06:51,983 Going down t' beach? Everyone's there. 891 01:06:51,983 --> 01:06:53,525 Yeah, of course. 892 01:06:55,233 --> 01:06:57,192 Come on. Paddy's coming. 893 01:06:59,900 --> 01:07:01,442 She loves it on t' beach, her. 894 01:07:04,358 --> 01:07:05,608 Come. 895 01:07:10,192 --> 01:07:11,775 I'll come and find you later on. 896 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:47,067 Do you want a drink? 897 01:07:56,358 --> 01:07:57,358 Cuppa? 898 01:08:01,275 --> 01:08:02,817 Yeah, sure. 899 01:08:05,025 --> 01:08:09,108 What would you rather be, a baby goat or a mata baby? 900 01:08:10,983 --> 01:08:12,858 What's a mata baby? 901 01:08:13,275 --> 01:08:15,567 I don't know baby, what's the matter with you? 902 01:08:24,942 --> 01:08:26,775 Do you want any sugar? 903 01:08:27,358 --> 01:08:28,900 Uh-huh. 904 01:11:12,192 --> 01:11:14,942 - Party! Party! Party! - Taz! Taz! 905 01:11:15,067 --> 01:11:17,692 Where were you? We missed you, mate. 906 01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:22,817 - Come on, gorgeous! - Party! Party! Party! Party! 907 01:11:23,067 --> 01:11:25,942 - What time is it? - We didn't come here to sleep. 908 01:11:26,067 --> 01:11:27,567 We bought you a present. 909 01:11:28,483 --> 01:11:30,358 - Got a dead weight! - Sort her out. 910 01:11:30,733 --> 01:11:32,858 Wake up, you lazybones. 911 01:11:33,442 --> 01:11:35,817 - You're not even asleep. - Come on! 912 01:11:36,025 --> 01:11:38,858 - What's the matter with you? - Party! Party! Party! 913 01:11:38,983 --> 01:11:42,317 - Oi, Badger, where's the fags? - Get up! Stop being lazy. 914 01:11:48,858 --> 01:11:50,150 Hi. 915 01:11:55,233 --> 01:11:56,650 Hi. 916 01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,025 I just want to say... 917 01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:03,983 last night were amazing. 918 01:12:12,483 --> 01:12:14,150 I'm asleep. 919 01:12:15,358 --> 01:12:17,108 I just came to say hi. 920 01:12:19,233 --> 01:12:20,525 Hi. 921 01:12:28,025 --> 01:12:29,317 What are you doing? 922 01:12:29,608 --> 01:12:31,192 Sleeping here. 923 01:12:44,150 --> 01:12:45,775 Did you not like it? 924 01:12:52,733 --> 01:12:54,942 Yo, I've got a drink for you here, bro. 925 01:12:55,108 --> 01:12:56,817 I'm all right, me, bro. 926 01:12:57,442 --> 01:13:00,567 I'm good. I'm going to go to bed, me, I'm pretty tired. 927 01:13:03,525 --> 01:13:05,317 I'm a taken man now, aren't I? 928 01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:24,733 What are you wearing? 929 01:13:28,025 --> 01:13:29,900 Get these off you, you'll be red hot. 930 01:13:46,817 --> 01:13:48,525 Everyone's here, Paddy, and I'm asleep. 931 01:13:48,525 --> 01:13:50,233 All right, all right. 932 01:13:52,317 --> 01:13:53,942 Taz? 933 01:13:56,942 --> 01:13:58,192 Tara? 934 01:13:58,400 --> 01:13:59,858 Yeah, Em? 935 01:14:01,108 --> 01:14:02,525 Love you. 936 01:14:04,733 --> 01:14:06,275 I love you, too, mate. 937 01:14:08,025 --> 01:14:09,483 You all right? 938 01:14:10,858 --> 01:14:12,025 Yeah. 939 01:14:12,192 --> 01:14:13,692 I am, 940 01:14:14,317 --> 01:14:16,358 but I'm a bit pissed, though, mate. 941 01:14:17,567 --> 01:14:20,317 I think I'm really going to miss you next year. 942 01:14:20,983 --> 01:14:22,983 Are we still going to hang out? 943 01:14:23,483 --> 01:14:25,150 Yeah, mate, we will. 944 01:14:25,817 --> 01:14:27,900 We'll be best friends for life. 945 01:14:29,275 --> 01:14:30,358 Hm. 946 01:14:53,567 --> 01:14:55,692 Don't move. Let me do it. 947 01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,192 Am I too fast? 948 01:15:02,567 --> 01:15:04,358 You like it fast, don't you? 949 01:15:04,858 --> 01:15:06,525 My neck is killing me... 950 01:15:06,525 --> 01:15:08,567 Let us in the bed, for fuck's sake. 951 01:15:11,775 --> 01:15:16,025 That floor is fucking rough, mate, my neck's fucked. 952 01:15:24,817 --> 01:15:26,650 Told you you would. 953 01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:30,733 I love you, mate. 954 01:15:33,233 --> 01:15:35,442 Best holiday ever. 955 01:16:34,608 --> 01:16:36,567 Probably won't go out tonight. 956 01:16:40,650 --> 01:16:42,650 Went a bit hard, innit? 957 01:16:56,525 --> 01:16:58,692 You can't pretend you can't hear me. 958 01:16:59,192 --> 01:17:01,025 I made it onto your balcony now. 959 01:17:02,317 --> 01:17:04,233 Yeah, sorry, I'm just tired. 960 01:17:08,317 --> 01:17:10,233 Wake up legends! 961 01:17:10,233 --> 01:17:12,942 Mission complete! On t' next one! 962 01:17:13,192 --> 01:17:14,608 Round... 963 01:17:15,150 --> 01:17:17,067 Fucking what round is it? 964 01:17:17,275 --> 01:17:18,608 Morning, gorgeous. All right? 965 01:17:25,567 --> 01:17:27,150 What you saying? 966 01:17:27,525 --> 01:17:29,275 Nothing, I'm chilling, bro. 967 01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:36,025 Fucking hell! Good chat lads! 968 01:17:51,358 --> 01:17:53,400 He's a nightmare of a guy. 969 01:17:55,317 --> 01:17:56,692 Mm... 970 01:18:06,150 --> 01:18:07,858 I've known him since I were little. 971 01:18:09,817 --> 01:18:13,067 His mum and my mum, they're best mates. 972 01:18:20,317 --> 01:18:22,150 And we live on the same street. 973 01:18:24,192 --> 01:18:25,817 That's nice. 974 01:18:50,317 --> 01:18:51,692 See you back home. 975 01:18:51,817 --> 01:18:53,983 Yeah, we'll come down. It'll be well jokes. 976 01:18:54,108 --> 01:18:55,608 Yeah, or we'll come up. 977 01:18:55,733 --> 01:18:57,233 See how you northern lot do it. 978 01:18:57,233 --> 01:18:59,275 Anyway, we're all coming back next year. 979 01:18:59,275 --> 01:19:01,358 Same time, same place, no excuses. 980 01:19:01,358 --> 01:19:03,067 Yeah, no excuses. 981 01:19:03,275 --> 01:19:04,817 No early bedtimes either, Taz. 982 01:19:04,942 --> 01:19:06,192 Call her, then, innit. 983 01:19:06,192 --> 01:19:07,942 Make sure you text me when you get home. 984 01:19:07,942 --> 01:19:09,567 You gave Paddy your number, yeah? 985 01:19:09,567 --> 01:19:10,942 See you later. 986 01:19:14,983 --> 01:19:16,192 - Bye. - See ya. 987 01:19:16,192 --> 01:19:17,858 See you gorgeous! 988 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:24,483 Uh, I'm going to get some munch from here. 989 01:21:25,733 --> 01:21:27,067 What do youse want? 990 01:21:27,192 --> 01:21:29,442 - Chips if they have them. - Yeah, chips also. 991 01:21:30,567 --> 01:21:31,858 Banging. 992 01:21:35,067 --> 01:21:37,150 Give us all the details then. 993 01:21:37,567 --> 01:21:39,692 There's not really anything to add to it. 994 01:21:44,067 --> 01:21:46,233 I reckon we'll come back next year. 995 01:21:52,317 --> 01:21:54,317 Oi, you did it again last night, innit? 996 01:22:00,067 --> 01:22:01,567 I swear! 997 01:22:03,150 --> 01:22:05,942 Oh, was it better the second time, yeah? 998 01:22:12,483 --> 01:22:14,608 Why are you being sheepish? 999 01:22:14,733 --> 01:22:16,483 Come on, give us the details. 1000 01:22:16,692 --> 01:22:18,067 No. 1001 01:22:18,233 --> 01:22:20,442 It didn't count. It weren't really proper. 1002 01:22:20,442 --> 01:22:23,108 - How can it not be proper? - Here. 1003 01:22:25,650 --> 01:22:26,858 What are you pair saying? 1004 01:22:26,983 --> 01:22:28,858 Just saying about last night. 1005 01:22:28,858 --> 01:22:30,858 Taz is saying it didn't count. 1006 01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:33,692 He's fit. 1007 01:22:34,025 --> 01:22:35,192 In my opinion, anyway. 1008 01:22:36,067 --> 01:22:37,358 I would have. 1009 01:22:39,733 --> 01:22:41,150 Yeah, he is fit. 1010 01:22:41,650 --> 01:22:43,983 Who'd have thought you two would get laid the most? 1011 01:22:47,983 --> 01:22:49,733 Yeah, I don't know, he's just... 1012 01:22:50,233 --> 01:22:51,692 a weird guy, innit? 1013 01:22:52,067 --> 01:22:53,733 What do you mean, he's a weird guy? 1014 01:22:53,733 --> 01:22:55,067 Forget him! 1015 01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,692 We're going out as soon as we get home, yeah? 1016 01:22:59,067 --> 01:23:01,317 We got local man to get on, now! 1017 01:23:01,692 --> 01:23:03,817 Huh! Fuck Paddy, man! 1018 01:23:03,942 --> 01:23:05,900 You can do so much better. 1019 01:23:14,942 --> 01:23:16,358 Taz? 1020 01:23:21,150 --> 01:23:22,525 I like, I was... 1021 01:23:25,150 --> 01:23:26,692 asleep, so... 1022 01:23:33,108 --> 01:23:34,525 Are you saying...? 1023 01:23:38,317 --> 01:23:40,692 What, Taz, was he like that with you both nights? 1024 01:23:52,233 --> 01:23:53,567 It's fine. 1025 01:23:58,567 --> 01:24:00,275 You should've said something, like. 1026 01:24:00,775 --> 01:24:02,317 I didn't clock, I... 1027 01:24:05,067 --> 01:24:06,400 Taz... 1028 01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:09,942 No, you're right, I should've, I should've said something. 1029 01:24:12,108 --> 01:24:13,358 It's fine. 1030 01:24:18,817 --> 01:24:20,025 No, it's not. 1031 01:24:20,650 --> 01:24:23,067 We should buy stuff here. It's much cheaper. 1032 01:24:23,442 --> 01:24:26,025 I didn't even get a tattoo or anything on this holiday. 1033 01:24:27,108 --> 01:24:28,650 You were busy. 1034 01:24:32,567 --> 01:24:34,150 Oi, smell that. 1035 01:24:35,275 --> 01:24:37,567 - It's banging, that. - Mm. 1036 01:24:37,567 --> 01:24:39,650 - ...to London, Luton. - Yeah. 1037 01:24:39,775 --> 01:24:41,983 Fuck! You guys know this is our plane boarding, innit? 1038 01:24:42,692 --> 01:24:43,733 Come on! 1039 01:24:43,733 --> 01:24:46,400 ...the gate will be closing in five minutes. Final call... 1040 01:24:46,650 --> 01:24:48,692 Go! Go! Go! Go... 1041 01:25:03,942 --> 01:25:05,275 We got this. 1042 01:25:11,942 --> 01:25:13,942 We're coming home! 72083

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