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Hello.
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Hello, my son.
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Hello, my father.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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You know, I can barely see you.
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Can we open this screen thing?
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No. It doesn't open.
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Now is the time when
You confess your sins.
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Oh, right, right, right.
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I guess that's why they
Call it a confessional.
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I got to stop doing that.
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Well... Well, um...
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I... I think I'm in love
With my friend sharon,
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And, uh, I'm not
Sure how she feels.
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I... I'm not even sure if
I should say anything.
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And... What sin
Have you committed?
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We kissed.
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It's not a sin.
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Do I have to sin to talk to you?
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I mean, can't we just... Chat?
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Are you even catholic?
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Yes! Really?
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No.
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What are you doing?
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Just thinking.
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Toasting.
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Are you just
Threatening the bread,
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Or are you waiting for a
Call from the governor?
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Berg: hey, sharon.
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Hey. Hey.
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I think johnny's
Cheating on me. What?
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He's been acting
Really strange lately.
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He keeps on whispering
Into the phone,
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So last night, after he hung up,
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I hit redial. It was a florist.
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I got a big bouquet of nothing!
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Sharon, come on.
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Why do you immediately
Assume the worst?
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You know, a lot of florists
Are fronts for bookies.
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Is your garbage disposal broken?
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No. Why?
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A couple of mornings ago,
I caught him sneaking out.
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He said he was coming down
Here to fix your garbage disposal.
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Oh, my god! He's
Cheating with pete!
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Come on, shar.
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Why would johnny cheat on you?
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You're everything a
Guy would ever want.
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Oh, thank you, pete.
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Besides, sharon, you
Know, I know guys,
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And johnny, he's not
The cheating type.
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Really? Yeah.
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Ok. Maybe you're right.
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I know I'm right.
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I'll see you guys later.
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Hey, shar. Yeah?
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I'm sure there's a very
Reasonable explanation.
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Yeah. Ok.
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Oh, he's cheating on her.
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Aha! Hey, where you going?!
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Listen, johnny,
Sharon's our best friend.
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If we find out you're
Cheating on her,
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We're going to have
To kick your butt.
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You two are going
To kick my butt?
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We have friends.
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Guys, I'm not
Cheating on sharon.
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Right, man.
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I have taken on extra work
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So I can buy her an
Engagement ring.
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An engagement
Ring, as in marriage?
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Yeah. I'm going to propose
To her this saturday.
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Wha... You... You're
Going to propose?
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You... You do know
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That her family
Lost all their money.
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I don't care.
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Is she pregnant?
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Are you an illegal alien?
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Do you need a kidney?
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I love her.
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Then congratulations!
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Oh, and her family's loaded.
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Are fleeting thoughts
Of murder sinful?
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I mean, I'm not going
To murder anyone.
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It's just that the girl
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That I think I'm in love with...
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Is about to be proposed to.
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What should I do?
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Nothing.
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Then she might accept.
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If it is god's will, then
The lord will find a way
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To bring you two together.
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Nah, I'm going to stop it.
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Hey, berg. What's
With all this stuff?
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Well, I got this great idea
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For johnny's proposal.
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You know how sharon's
Favorite movie is casablanca?
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Of course I know that. And
Her favorite tree is spruce, and...
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I know her favorite
Fabric is chenille.
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Ok. If there's ever a sharon
Category on jeopardy!,
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You'll win.
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I'm going to make the
Place look like rick's.
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You know, I got the piano,
Piano player over there,
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The roulette
Table in the corner.
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Guys, guys, sharon
And johnny are coming.
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Damn! Stall!
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Brilliant! Because I was
Just going to warn you
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And then hurry them in.
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She's like a ray of sunshine.
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No, strike that. She's
More like a death ray.
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Hey... Ashley.
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Johnny. Oh, wait up.
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Oh. Hey, guys. Um...
Why don't you join me?
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Oh, well, I think we're
Just going to hang out...
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No, that's great.
Why don't you, um,
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Why don't you sit
Down, join ashley,
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While I run inside and take
Care of something real quick?
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Oh, no, thanks. I'm
Going to stick with you.
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Right next to you.
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Like a little bitty bodyguard.
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Well, then, why don't
We all sit down, huh?
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Oh. Yeah, great. Ok.
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Ok, here we go.
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Here we go right there...
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And... This is nice. Whoo!
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I'll get us something to drink.
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Guys...
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I can't shake her. She won't
Leave my side for a minute.
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Aw, man. Aw, gee,
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I guess it wasn't meant to be.
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What... What did you
Bring her here for?
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Because I'm running out of time.
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I still have to get
Fitted for my white tux,
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I still have to pick up
The ring at the jeweler's,
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And I still have to throw
Up everything I've eaten
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In the last 3 days.
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Here's what we're
Going to do, ok?
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There's a back door
That leads to the alley.
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Just make a break for it.
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Uh... She's already suspicious.
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If I ditch her now,
She's going to hate me.
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Big deal, ok?
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Once you propose,
She'll feel horrible
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For not trusting you.
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You win every argument
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For the first 6
Months of marriage.
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Good thinking.
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Yes.
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Come on, sharon.
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Johnny would never cheat on you.
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You're everything a
Guy could ever want.
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Yeah. I know.
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That's what pete says.
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Pete said that? Huh.
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The nicest thing he
Ever said to me was,
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"Wow, that car nearly hit you."
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Oh, pete's so sweet.
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I just hope the girl
That he ends up with
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Knows how lucky
She is, you kn... Johnny!
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Boo!
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Gotcha!
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Johnny, were you just
Trying to sneak off?
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How can you say that?
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Uh... Oh, god, I'm sorry.
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I saw you tiptoeing
Through the bushes,
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And I have a brain!
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Hey!
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Nice job, guys.
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Look at them out there arguing.
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That's a shame.
That's... I'll help you
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Pack up the stuff. Whoa.
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What... Well, what's
Wrong with you?
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Nothing. I'm just... I'm... I'm
Concerned about sharon.
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Oh, don't worry.
They'll be fine.
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The same thing happened to me
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The first time I
Was proposed to.
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Really?
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You, uh, you never told me
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Justin proposed, that poor sap.
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No, no, it wasn't justin.
It was another guy.
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You don't know him.
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Oh.
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Well, uh... How did
You let him down?
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Um, well, uh, we
Were in a restaurant,
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And, uh, he got
Down on his knee,
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And he said, "Ashley, will
You marry me?" and, um...
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I said yes.
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So... So, what,
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Y-you changed your
Mind before the wedding?
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No.
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Ashley, if this...
This, uh, story
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Doesn't end tragically,
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I'm going to be very upset.
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I was married, ok?
It was a mistake.
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It only lasted for 7 months.
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Oh, god!
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You're a divorcee!
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You did get a
Divorce, didn't you?!
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Look, berg, forget
I said anything.
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I'm sorry I brought it up.
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I'm stunned.
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I, uh... I can't breathe!
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Oh, god!
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It's like... It's like you're...
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You're going along, you
Think your world is one way,
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You think you know someone,
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And all along
They're... They're keeping
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This huge secret from you!
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It's like the person
You're closest to
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You don't even know at all.
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I'm in love with sharon.
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How can you be in
Love with sharon?!
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You guys are just friends, ok?
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There's never been anything
Even remotely romantic
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Between you two. I know, I know.
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Uh, except for when we
Kissed on valentine's day.
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What?!
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Well, you know, I mean...
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Johnny and sharon broke up,
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And... And she was upset and...
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She was wearing that
Really sexy dress...
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No! Stop noticing
What she's wearing!
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H-how could you two do this
To someone so wonderful?
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Oh, I know, I know, and I
Feel terrible about johnny.
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Not johnny. I'm
Talking about me!
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If you two are together,
Where does that leave me, huh?
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I'll tell you where. Out.
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Berg, you'll never be out.
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There! First thing you say
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To someone who's out.
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It was one kiss,
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And nothing's happened since!
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See, this is why nobody
Tells you anything.
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No, but you said
You were in love.
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I am.
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And sharon, I... I don't know.
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We haven't discussed it.
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Good.
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Good, because
Once it's out there,
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You can't take it back.
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You'll tell her you love her,
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And... And she'll
Say she loves you,
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But just as friends.
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And then it's going to be awkward,
And we'll all stop hanging out together,
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And with my busy schedule, I just
Don't have time to make new friends.
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Yeah? And what if you're wrong?
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What if you're wrong?
Johnny's going to propose to her,
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And, what, I'm supposed
To let the woman
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That I'm meant to be
With just slip away?
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No, no, you're not in love
With sharon... Yes, I am!
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No, you're not!
You're just afraid!
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You're afraid. You're afraid
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That you're not going to
Find anyone of your own.
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But I'm here to tell
You that you will.
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You will.
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And in the meantime,
Don't screw it up for them.
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And by "Them," I mean me.
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Ok.
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I've calmed her down,
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But I've got to go
Pick up that ring.
259
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,652
Pete, I need you to take
Sharon off my hands for a while.
260
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,242
On my way. No!
261
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,861
I mean, no, ha ha.
262
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,184
I'll do it.
263
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,966
You got to stay here. You
Got to get this place set
264
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,134
To look like casablanca.
265
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,969
No, uh, pete can do that.
266
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,358
Oh, you know, sadly,
267
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,128
See, I don't work
Here anymore, so...
268
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,596
Oh, I guess I'm
Stuck with sharon.
269
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,765
What... Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on a second, ok?
270
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,999
You stay here,
271
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,912
And, pete, you go get
The ring, all right?
272
00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:45,681
Is he going to get
Fitted for my tux, too?
273
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,206
So your pants will
Be a little short.
274
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,674
And tight.
275
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,356
You stay here and decorate.
276
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,092
You take sharon. Take
Her... Take her rollerblading.
277
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,282
She loves rollerblading...
Hey, johnny!
278
00:11:58,317 --> 00:11:59,557
You coming outside?
279
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,731
I mean, out the
Front door, I mean?
280
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:02,854
Um... No.
281
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,000
I have... I have to stay here.
282
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:06,290
Why?
283
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,526
Johnny has to help
Berg lift up the freezer.
284
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,760
Yeah.
285
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,006
Why? I don't know.
You have to do it
286
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,930
Every 6 months.
287
00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:20,137
So, uh... You'll
Hang out with me.
288
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,807
So you're going to
Stay here with berg?
289
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,720
Absolutely. Yeah. Right here.
290
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,323
Yeah. I'll see you in
A couple of hours.
291
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,947
Ok.
292
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,693
I want you to take
A picture of him
293
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:33,217
Next to that clock
Every 15 minutes.
294
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,088
Remember, pete,
Once it's out there,
295
00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:38,722
You can't take it back.
296
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,759
Thank you, pete.
297
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,161
I'll never forget this.
298
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,764
Maybe in time.
299
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:54,672
I thought you
Hated rollerblading.
300
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,419
I do. Johnny's the one
301
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,087
Who loves rollerblading.
302
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,877
Mmm. Mmm. Look at this guy.
303
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,213
Show-off.
304
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,515
Spinning and twirling.
305
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,684
I hope he twirls into a bus.
306
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,053
God.
307
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,221
Pete.
308
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:11,489
That's so mean.
309
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,492
I was thinking open trench.
310
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,474
See? Johnny never makes
Fun of other people.
311
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,564
He's too... Nice.
312
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,946
Do you really feel that way,
Or are you just mad at him?
313
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,315
No, I really feel
That way sometimes.
314
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,604
Why?
315
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,575
No, no reason.
316
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,076
Oh, hey, look. Your prize.
317
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,178
Oh, wow! Wow.
318
00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:36,514
Oh, what a beautiful ring.
319
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:39,094
Mm-hmm. Hmm? I
Think it's real plastic.
320
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,184
Hmm.
321
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,953
It looks plastic-plated.
322
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,604
Remember how much
Time we used to spend
323
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:49,939
At this fountain freshman year?
324
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,195
Yeah. Yeah.
325
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,597
You used to drag me out of bed
326
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,065
At all hours of the night.
327
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,411
And cry on your shoulder
328
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,612
When I was just miserable.
329
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,970
Mmm. Those were
Some great times.
330
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,843
Oh, no, no. I mean, what...
331
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,678
Yeah. You know what I mean.
332
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,115
You know, pete,
333
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,585
You've always been there for me.
334
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,097
Sometimes I feel closer to you
335
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:16,887
Than anybody else.
336
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,889
I... Do you really
Feel that way?
337
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,825
Sharon.
338
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,393
Do you really,
Really feel that way?
339
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,694
Yeah.
340
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:24,829
Why?
341
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,298
Ah, no reason.
342
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,800
No, what?
343
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,146
No, no, nothing.
Let's make a wish.
344
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,869
Ok. Got some change?
345
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,904
No.
346
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,706
Ok. I'll get some.
347
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,289
Oh, oh, oh, my ring! My ring!
348
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,946
Ah. Fret not, dear lady.
349
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,247
I shall not let the river...
350
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,564
Pete, move it! It's
Floating away!
351
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,322
Ah-ah-aah!
352
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:57,462
Lady...
353
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,397
Aah...
354
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,303
Your ring.
355
00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:08,773
Aw. My hero.
356
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:14,256
Sharon, you know, there's
Something I want to tell you.
357
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,880
Ok.
358
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,347
Um...
359
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,383
You know how, uh, you know
How you're always saying
360
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,251
That we have more
In common than...
361
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:22,819
Than you and johnny do?
362
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,233
I know. I know. I don't know
363
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,501
What I'm going to do about him.
364
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,369
Yeah, I know... And
It's driving me crazy.
365
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,570
Right. And I think we
Should... Pete, you know,
366
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,162
I've never felt like
This about anyone.
367
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,264
I'm sick over this.
368
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:34,977
Oh, I don't know, I don't know.
369
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,534
I guess I must really love him.
370
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,114
Please, please tell me again
371
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,018
He's not cheating on me.
372
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,075
He's not.
373
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,210
Sharon, trust me. I... I know...
374
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:49,046
I know the way johnny
Feels about you. He's not.
375
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,082
See?
376
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:55,119
This is why you will always be
377
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:56,654
My best friend.
378
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,591
I'm lucky that way.
379
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,764
Hi, berg.
380
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:22,780
Of all the pizza joints in
All the college towns...
381
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:27,017
In all the... Uh...
382
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,353
How does the rest of
That stupid thing go?
383
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,001
Hey. I'm sorry I didn't
Tell you sooner
384
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,236
That I've been married, but...
385
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,639
Listen, if it makes
You feel any better,
386
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,830
I was with justin for 4 years,
387
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,625
And I never told him.
388
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,735
Oh, well, then I guess I win.
389
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,270
Berg, that's my past.
390
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,371
I'm with you now.
391
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,846
Now, let me ask you
Something, ashley.
392
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,588
How am I supposed to
Have a relationship with you
393
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:53,856
When I'm always thinking
394
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,158
I'm about to have
The rug pulled out?
395
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,126
I mean, don't let this
Tough veneer fool you.
396
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,684
I'm quite fragile.
397
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,632
So, ashley, if you
Have any more bombs
398
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,023
You want to drop
On me, do it now.
399
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,225
Uh... Ok, well...
400
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,895
Actually, there is
One other thing, but...
401
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,174
Oh, god, it's a
Little embarrassing.
402
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,542
No, no, no. I'd rather
You tell me now
403
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:14,532
Than find out later.
404
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:18,703
Ok, fine. Um... Here goes.
405
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,838
The man that I was married to...
406
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,308
Well... He was my brother.
407
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,979
What?!
408
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:31,427
It's... It's really not
As bad as it sounds. No!
409
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,617
We... We weren't blood related.
410
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,986
He was my stepbrother.
On account of,
411
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,388
As you know, I was
Grown in a laboratory.
412
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:39,424
Oh!
413
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,476
You really had me going there.
414
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,346
This is all a joke. You were
Never even married before.
415
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,370
Yes, I was.
416
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,771
But I... ♪ la la la ♪
417
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,140
Come on, honey.
418
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:57,842
We were young.
419
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,878
And... And we thought
We were in love.
420
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,180
I can't change that.
421
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:04,615
But hey, if you think about it,
422
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,783
I'm still the same ashley.
423
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:08,719
It's just that...
Now I've told you
424
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,856
About the biggest
Mistake of my life...
425
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,557
That you can handle right now.
426
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,213
You're right. I'm sorry.
427
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,181
Oh, whoa. We got
To get out of here.
428
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:27,883
Johnny's going to
Propose in an hour.
429
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,607
Oh, god. Poor pete.
430
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,543
He's going to be so heartbroken.
431
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,558
You know about pete and sharon?
432
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,782
Doesn't everyone?
It's pretty obvious.
433
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,529
It... It's ludicrous
Is what it is,
434
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,631
Because sharon only
Loves pete as a friend.
435
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,323
And what's a better basis for
Love and marriage than friendship?
436
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,891
Sex. Money.
437
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,006
An alliance between kingdoms.
438
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,530
Sharon is in love with johnny.
439
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,998
I'm sure she is.
440
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,600
But doesn't she
Have a right to know
441
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,900
How pete feels about her, too?
442
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,568
Then it would be her choice.
443
00:18:58,604 --> 00:18:59,604
But...
444
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:05,543
But... I put a lot
Of work in here.
445
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,858
Pete, what are you doing? We
Got to get down to the pizza place.
446
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:10,926
No, berg, it's over.
447
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,694
I... I didn't tell
Sharon anything.
448
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,919
How could you not tell her?
449
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:20,338
Because she's in
Love with johnny.
450
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,494
Who's to say she's not
In love with you, too?
451
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,363
You!
452
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,076
What about all that stuff
453
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,912
About screwing everything
Up for the 3 of us?
454
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,479
That's a chance that
I'm willing to take.
455
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,215
Well, wait, wait. See, I'm not
Willing to take that chance.
456
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,573
Johnny's going to
Propose any minute, pete.
457
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,575
You two are my best
Friends, I love you both,
458
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,489
And if you guys are meant to
Be together, then all the better.
459
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,979
Wait, wait, wait!
460
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,327
Are you sure about this?
461
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,485
Yeah, I'm sure.
462
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,822
Thanks.
463
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,169
You know, given enough
Time and opportunity,
464
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,953
You're a good friend.
465
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:01,666
You ready? You ready?
466
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,800
Yeah.
467
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,602
Ok. Ok. Sharon
Should be here any sec.
468
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,082
Oh, no.
469
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,720
Oh, god.
470
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:14,016
Johnny... What happened?
What did she say?
471
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:19,276
Uh... Well, she
Said, um... "Oh, god!"
472
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,585
And, uh, and... And...
473
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,740
And then she ran away.
474
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,825
Hey.
475
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,961
Maybe she's taking
A victory lap.
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