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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,820 --> 00:00:03,020 ♪ D: REAM: Things Can Only Get Better ♪ 2 00:00:05,060 --> 00:00:08,019 Hi, it's Janet. I'm probably available right now, 3 00:00:08,020 --> 00:00:09,659 but couldn't be holed talking to you. 4 00:00:09,660 --> 00:00:12,139 Janet, it's Gemma. I haven't slept a wink. 5 00:00:12,140 --> 00:00:13,339 Have you left for London yet? 6 00:00:13,340 --> 00:00:15,299 Promise to send me lots of pictures of you 7 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:18,099 and your boyfriend! 8 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:20,739 And you have to tell me who it is. 9 00:00:20,740 --> 00:00:22,659 Hey, it's me. 10 00:00:22,660 --> 00:00:25,099 Listen, don't come to the flat. Frankie has dropped off 11 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:27,659 her keys yet. Don't want you bumping into each other. 12 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:30,019 I'll meet you at the airport. Much more romantic. 13 00:00:30,020 --> 00:00:31,659 Can't wait to see you! 14 00:00:31,660 --> 00:00:34,459 OK. One more guess. Is it Paul McCartney? No. 15 00:00:34,460 --> 00:00:37,019 He's too old. Is it Mel Gibson? No, he's not English. 16 00:00:37,020 --> 00:00:38,819 Is it the- 17 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:41,019 'Hello. this is your captain speaking. 18 00:00:41,020 --> 00:00:44,259 'We're will shortly be starting our descent into London, 19 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:48,259 'where the weather is... overcast. 20 00:00:48,260 --> 00:00:50,099 'Showers expected this afternoon.' 21 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:51,979 Woohoo! London. 22 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:53,699 Oooh! Go on you boyee! 23 00:01:00,380 --> 00:01:02,219 Trays up, please. 24 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:04,539 ♪ I've got my personal hell to deal with 25 00:01:04,540 --> 00:01:06,259 ♪ And then you say 26 00:01:06,260 --> 00:01:08,899 ♪ "Walk my path 27 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:10,539 ♪ Wear my shoes 28 00:01:10,540 --> 00:01:13,859 ♪ Talk like that, I'll be an angel" 29 00:01:13,860 --> 00:01:15,979 ♪ Things... 30 00:01:15,980 --> 00:01:23,459 ♪ Can only get better 31 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:27,419 ♪ Now I've found you (Things can only get) 32 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:29,339 ♪ Sonf fades ♪ 33 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:31,620 Hey you. You all right, mate? 34 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:39,259 Have you been drinking? Hmm? No. 35 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:41,539 You taste of chardonnay. Oh, well, if you mean Chardonnay. 36 00:01:41,540 --> 00:01:43,459 It#s 8 o'clock in the morning! 37 00:01:43,460 --> 00:01:46,339 It's my first time in London. - Let me enjoy myself. - Oh... 38 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,459 It's good to see you. 39 00:01:47,460 --> 00:01:48,740 You too. 40 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:53,060 Mmm... 41 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:56,699 Mmm... OK. Right, OK. 42 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,379 So where are we gonna go first? 43 00:01:58,380 --> 00:01:59,819 These are all the places I want to see. 44 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,419 You made a list? Yep. Buckingham Palace. 45 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:03,459 - No. - Tower of London. Tower Bridge. Covent Garden. 46 00:02:03,460 --> 00:02:06,099 - The Jack the Ripper toru. - No. Oh, Primark on Oxford Street. 47 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:08,819 - You're only here for one day! - Yes. And I want to make the most of it. 48 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:10,419 Look, I worked out a schedule. 49 00:02:10,420 --> 00:02:13,419 Is there room in the schedule for... 50 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:15,139 Well, avisit to "Big Ben." 51 00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:17,139 Oh! I forgot about Big Ben. - No, no, no. - I mean... 52 00:02:17,140 --> 00:02:19,259 A little... You know. 53 00:02:19,260 --> 00:02:21,500 Did you just call your - penis Big Ben? - Yeah. 54 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:24,220 Uh... 55 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:27,619 I've never given it a nickname before. Quite fun. 56 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:29,660 I see why other people do it now. 57 00:02:35,060 --> 00:02:38,259 Have to ask, have to ask, what is going on with this hat? 58 00:02:38,260 --> 00:02:41,140 What? I always wear a hat. You never wore a hat in Belfast. 59 00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:43,579 OK, look, I just... 60 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,539 I don't want to be recognised. I just... 61 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:48,219 I don't want any Fannigans ruining the day. 62 00:02:48,220 --> 00:02:50,379 - Any what? - My fan base, The Fannigans. 63 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:53,380 Seamus O'Hannigan's fans - the - Fannigans. - Hmm. 64 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:55,779 Hmm. 65 00:02:57,860 --> 00:02:59,820 So hey - how#d it go with Frankie? 66 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:02,499 Oh, yeah. 67 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,899 It was... 68 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:06,099 It was pretty rough. Can imagine. 69 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:08,819 I hate break-ups. - Me too. - Did she cry? 70 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:12,099 You know what? Do you mind if we don't talk about it? Sorry, it's... 71 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:14,100 Still pretty raw. Yeah, OK. 72 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:21,419 Where you off to? Mary Lee Bowen Road, please. 73 00:03:21,420 --> 00:03:24,019 Um, Marylebone Road. Thanks. 74 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:26,219 Are we going there? Oh, my God. 75 00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:29,700 - Was that you? - Yeah. They're really getting behind the show. 76 00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:39,339 Seriously, where are we going? 77 00:03:39,340 --> 00:03:41,340 Oh, can you just dump me in here? Thanks. 78 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:49,340 Fuck off. 79 00:03:54,660 --> 00:03:57,700 You know, I've actually met lots of these people in real life. 80 00:03:58,940 --> 00:04:00,499 You've met Keanu Reeves? 81 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,859 Uh... That's Tom Hardy. 82 00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:04,300 Oh. 83 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:06,219 You've met Tom Hardy? 84 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:09,019 No. But I've met Eddie Redmayne. 85 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:10,739 Yeah, right you have. 86 00:04:10,740 --> 00:04:12,180 John Boyega. 87 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:16,499 Helen Mirren. - Helen. Are you being serious? - Yeah! 88 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,939 Got her phone number somewhere. 89 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:20,139 This is basically like a dinner party around my place 90 00:04:20,140 --> 00:04:21,579 on Tuesday night. Right. 91 00:04:21,580 --> 00:04:22,980 Yeah, but have you met The Rock? 92 00:04:24,020 --> 00:04:25,259 He's a ride. 93 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:26,619 Can't stand the Rock. 94 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:29,019 Oh, love 'him. 95 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:30,979 Seriously? That's a REAL man. 96 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:33,420 Oof! I reckon I could take him. 97 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:36,739 Put them up, big guy! 98 00:04:36,740 --> 00:04:38,859 Stop. 99 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:40,619 Excuse me, sir. Could you... 100 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:42,819 not do that, please? Sorry. I was just trying to prove 101 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:45,339 a point to my friend here. She's gone. 102 00:04:45,340 --> 00:04:47,899 - She was here. - Mm-hmm. I'm just gonna sit. 103 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:51,099 Ah! Now, now this is where they'd put you. 104 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:53,499 Is this it? No Thatcher? 105 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,019 No Blair? 106 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:56,979 Yeah, nobody cares about politics. 107 00:04:56,980 --> 00:04:59,739 How can you say that? Politics is life! 108 00:04:59,740 --> 00:05:03,059 Life is about change. And politics is the engine 109 00:05:03,060 --> 00:05:04,980 that drives human progress. 110 00:05:06,580 --> 00:05:08,779 That's actually quite clever - I should Tweet that. 111 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:11,099 Fannigans will bloody love it. 112 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,899 Politics isn't life. 113 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:15,099 Your phone isn't life. 114 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:17,140 This is life. 115 00:05:21,860 --> 00:05:24,819 Oh. Sorry. We don't... 116 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:27,019 We're just leaving. - OK, thank you. - Yeah. 117 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:29,059 Sorry. 118 00:05:33,540 --> 00:05:35,859 - There you are. - Thank you. - Thanks. 119 00:05:35,860 --> 00:05:37,180 Can I get a coffee on here? 120 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:39,739 You ever been on a bis before? 121 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,099 Not for years. 122 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:43,779 They don't sell coffee on buses, you balloon. 123 00:05:43,780 --> 00:05:47,299 So, I've had a very exciting job offer. 124 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:48,939 Oh, yeah? What is it? 125 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:52,340 It's a documentary series. Big American broadcaster. 126 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,820 And I'll be presenting. 127 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:57,620 Oh my God, that is exciting! 128 00:05:58,820 --> 00:06:01,139 America! Woo hoo! 129 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:03,180 Oh, thank you. 130 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:06,459 So does that mean you have to move to America? 131 00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:10,259 Well, it's actually filming in Belfast. 132 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:12,459 What, like. Belfast, Belfast? My Belfast? 133 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:14,379 Yeah. It's about the troubles. 134 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:17,339 - Right? - It's aiming to be the definitive history of the conflict. 135 00:06:17,340 --> 00:06:18,819 A deep dive, as it were. 136 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:20,700 And I was thinking that you could help. 137 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:28,260 Right. Come on, mate, we're ready to go! 138 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:33,219 So we're planning on interviewing all the major 139 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:36,579 players. John Major, Tony Blair, 140 00:06:36,580 --> 00:06:38,019 maybe even Bill Clinton. 141 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:40,459 You want to interview anyone actually from Northern Ireland? 142 00:06:40,460 --> 00:06:42,779 Oh yeah. We'll talk to all sides. 143 00:06:42,780 --> 00:06:46,100 Maybe you can introduce me to some loyalist terrorists. 144 00:06:46,980 --> 00:06:51,020 Not everyone from Northern Ireland is a terrorist, you know. No. Sorry. Course not. 145 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:53,940 Right. 146 00:07:01,980 --> 00:07:04,500 Seamus! I love you! 147 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:09,139 God! 148 00:07:09,140 --> 00:07:10,700 So she one of the Fannigans? 149 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:14,379 Well... 150 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:17,699 truthfully, the Fannigans were about 25 people on Reddit. 151 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:20,099 The numbers have been going up every day. 152 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:23,459 Getting recognised more and more since the show'as been on. 153 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:25,379 It feels a bit weird. 154 00:07:25,380 --> 00:07:27,739 So you might actually be famous then. 155 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:30,059 Well... maybe London Famous. 156 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,819 Ugh, it#s going down my neck! 157 00:07:53,820 --> 00:07:55,660 Oh, here we are. 158 00:07:58,380 --> 00:08:00,779 Hey. So I was thinking... 159 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:03,979 for research, we could talk about your direct experience 160 00:08:03,980 --> 00:08:05,179 in the troubles. 161 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:07,259 Most people weren't really affected by it. 162 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:09,579 Of course they were. I mean, they must been. 163 00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:12,299 I was affected by it, and I didn't even grow up there. 164 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:14,300 Er... How were you affected by that? 165 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:17,779 Well... 166 00:08:17,780 --> 00:08:20,699 OK, so, um... Tt's... 167 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:25,059 All right. I was I was in the post office with my muom. 168 00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:26,859 It must have been about six. 169 00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:29,539 But it came on the news that this British soldier 170 00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:32,059 had been killed in Belfast. So the guy behind the counter, 171 00:08:32,060 --> 00:08:36,779 when he when he hears my mom's accent, he... 172 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:39,339 he refuses to serve her. 173 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:41,100 And he said... 174 00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:43,540 "Fuck off, you Irish bitch." 175 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,059 What's your mum do? 176 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:49,459 She just left. 177 00:08:49,460 --> 00:08:51,379 With hur head down. 178 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:52,981 She didn't speak for the rest of the day. 179 00:08:56,700 --> 00:09:00,619 But I'm sure it was harder if you were actually... 180 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:03,219 - Ha! Hello there. - Two, please. - Oh, I'll these. 181 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:05,620 No, no, no, it's all right. - - I've got it. - Right. - Yeah. 182 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,619 Yup. PerFect. Thanks very much. 183 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:15,379 Frankie? 184 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:18,059 What's she ringing for? Oh, yeah, she... 185 00:09:18,060 --> 00:09:22,099 She probably just wants to collect some of her stuff. 186 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,739 You gonna ring her back? 187 00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:25,859 Nah. 188 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:29,779 Welcome everyne! To hear a tale of Saucy Jack. 189 00:09:29,780 --> 00:09:33,579 And the terror he visited upon Ye olde London town. 190 00:09:33,580 --> 00:09:35,979 Follow me, if you dare. 191 00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:43,460 You OK? 192 00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:47,820 What's wrong? 193 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:50,220 Didn't do it. 194 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:52,380 I didn't break up with Frankie. 195 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:56,179 Annie Chapman was the next victim. 196 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:59,099 Her bloodthirsty killer pulled out her intestines, 197 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:01,659 - placed them on her shoulder. - Ugh. 198 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:03,219 Done it in my head. 199 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:05,899 In my head I'm with you, in my head I've broken up with her. 200 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,979 Oh good. We'll just keep going out in your head. 201 00:10:07,980 --> 00:10:11,859 If we get serious, we could rent an apartment in that stupid fucking hat. 202 00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:13,499 Oh, my God. 203 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:16,620 That's why you're wearing it. Because you can't be seen in public with me. 204 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:20,419 Look, I am going to leave her. So why haven't you? 205 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:23,259 Because I'm scared. Because I don't want to be the bad guy. 206 00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:25,739 You know, I don't... I don't want to hurt her feelings. 207 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:28,460 No problem hurting mine, though, do you? 208 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:31,499 Are you going to answer that fucking phone? 209 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,259 Please, Janet. Fuck off and leave me alone! 210 00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:35,259 Sorry. Apolgise for the colourful language. Look, 211 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:38,379 I just... can't do these kinds of public displays of emotion. 212 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:41,219 Frankie would never behave like this. You fucking scare me. 213 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:43,459 I never - I never know what you're gonna do next. 214 00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:45,339 Hey, miss. The fuck are you looking at? 215 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:48,739 Jesus. Look, I'm sorry. I tried to break up, but I just couldn't. I'm a coward. 216 00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:51,539 You're not gonna do it. If you were going to, you'd have done it by now. 217 00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:53,339 She can give you things I can't. Like what? 218 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:56,099 Like... She can tell you how to interview politicians. 219 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,499 My producers do that. 220 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:00,219 She looks really good in your on the red carpet or film premieres. 221 00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:01,979 You look amazing on a red carpet. 222 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:03,459 I don't want to go on a red carpet. 223 00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:05,859 I don't want my picture - in the papers. - That's my life. 224 00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:08,299 That, that... That's what I want to share with you! 225 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:10,179 Well, I don't want that kind of life. 226 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:12,699 Well, how could we go anywhere? Exactly? 227 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:13,900 Look, can't. 228 00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:19,019 I was really excited about today, and this is shit. 229 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:21,579 London's shit! Everything's turned into shit. 230 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,419 It's not shit. Look, I fucking loved today. 231 00:11:23,420 --> 00:11:25,740 I fucking loved Madame Tussauds. 232 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,899 We're not meant to be together. 233 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,459 I'm not meant to be with you. You know that's not true. 234 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:36,380 You didn't break up with Frankie for a reason. 235 00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:41,539 - That's a sign. - It's not a sign of anything. You're just scared. 236 00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:43,859 And I'm scared too. But, you know... 237 00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:46,259 But we can do this. I'm gonna break up with her now. 238 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:49,419 And then we'll be together and... And that's it. 239 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:52,099 From now on, we will only be honest with each other. 240 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,820 No more secrets. OK? 241 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:57,819 We could never be honest with each other. 242 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,360 Seamus! Is that you? 243 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,679 Did you get my voicemail? 244 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:27,399 I have had amazing news. 245 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,719 Hi. Are you hungry? Have you had lunch? 246 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,239 Hi. 247 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,879 I've been seeing someone else. 248 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,600 And I'm leaving you for her. 249 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,720 I'm sorry. It just sort happened. I'm not... 250 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,520 Never done this before. 251 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,920 Frankie? 252 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,359 So who is it? 253 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,559 Is that important? 254 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,279 It's not Vivian, is it? No, it's not Viv, no. 255 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,279 So who is it? 256 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,480 It's Janet. Janet. 257 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,999 Oh, my God. That's your cousin. No, no, no, no, no. 258 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,879 Definitely not my cousin. We made that up, a lie so you wouldn't suspect. 259 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,839 Oh. I can't fucking believe this. 260 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,599 I can't fucking believe this, Janet.? 261 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,759 Did you fuck her that night? The cottage? No. We hadn't done anything by then. 262 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,199 So when did you do something? 263 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,399 A... few days ago. 264 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,239 I mean, we'd had a kiss. 265 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,559 We talked about it. But in terms of the actual... 266 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,879 I don't need the details, do I? She feels terrible about this. 267 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,440 We both do-Oh, fuck her! 268 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,080 Are we gonnan try to get past this? 269 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,919 Because I don't know if I can. 270 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,359 Well, no... 271 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,639 - No? - No, see, there's nothing to get past. 272 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,959 I... 273 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,839 I'm leaving you, 274 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,440 and I'm going to be with Janet. 275 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,520 And I love her. 276 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,960 Do you love her? 277 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,879 Yes. Why? I'm sorry. 278 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,599 I'm just... It doesn't make sense to me, The two of you together. 279 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,159 I don't know what you see in her. What do you love about her? 280 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,879 I mean, she's funny. - She makes me laugh. - You don't laugh. 281 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,599 You're not a laugher. 282 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,680 I am When I'm with her. 283 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,279 We argue all the time. 284 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,959 What do you argue about? 285 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,759 Everything. 286 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,240 I think she's a fucking nightmare. 287 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,960 You know, when I'm with her, though, I feel like... 288 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,039 Like how I'm meant to feel 289 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,679 Like I'm a kid. 290 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,359 Like, like my whole world. 291 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,959 I'm gonna be sick. 292 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,520 Oh, shit. 293 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,199 Frankie? 294 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,159 Frankie? 295 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,079 I just want to say... 296 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,399 I really did think we'd be together for the rest 297 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,879 of our lives. 298 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,519 James McAvoy looked at me at the Evening Standard Awards. 299 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,079 I could've fuckedt James McAvoy. 300 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,239 - Yeah. - The amount of A-list actors I could have been with 301 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,959 these six years and I've wasted all this time with a fucking Newsreader. 302 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,519 - I'm not a newsreader. - Richard Madden looked at me too, I think. 303 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,719 I could've had a Scottish threesome with James McAvoy and Richard Madden. 304 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,319 Just because they looked at you? Skepta. Benedict. 305 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,239 Tom. Which Tom? 306 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,640 All the fucking Toms! 307 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,520 I know. I know. Would you leave me alone? 308 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,920 Fucking hell! 309 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,079 You're so vain. 310 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,639 You're so shallow. 311 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,199 Even with all your fake fucking feminism, Seamus, 312 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,919 you still can't bear to be with a woman who earns more money than you. 313 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,799 Well, we earn roughly the same kind of money, so. 314 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,119 Well, not anymore. 315 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,479 What do you mean? 316 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,280 I got the Guillermi del Toro. 317 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,239 You got the lead in the movie? That's why I was calling you! 318 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,199 I couldn't wait to tell you. I just found out. 319 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,039 No, don't touch me. I'm... I'm. 320 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:33,439 I'm genuinely so happy, Frankie. Congratulations. 321 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,120 You knew - That's why you're getting out. 322 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:39,079 I'm gonna be more famous than you. I couldn't give a fuck about it, 323 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,039 but I know it means everything to you. 324 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,439 Which is why you're leaving me for a fucking shop assistant. 325 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:47,039 Don't call her that. Oh. Why are you doing this to me? 326 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,800 Look, I'm just... 327 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,919 I'm sorry. 328 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,119 I'm sorry, Frankie. 329 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,160 So... 330 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,359 Well, how do you want to announce it? 331 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,479 I'll tweet, you Insta. 332 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,719 "Amicable Break-Up. Respect our privacy." 333 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,080 The usual. Thank you. 334 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,599 ♪ DJANGO DJANGO: Default ♪ Taxi! 335 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,000 Wait! 336 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,520 Can you just, uh... head for the centre of town? 337 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,000 I'm not picking up. 338 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,799 'Hi, it's Janet. I'm probably available right now, 339 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,199 'but I couldn't be holed talking to.' 340 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:05,279 'Hi, it's Janet...' 341 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,039 'I'm probably available right now.' Fuck! 342 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,959 '..Holed talking to you." Janet. 343 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,319 I did it. 344 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,199 Um, I fucking did it. 345 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,839 Listen, you're wrong about us. 346 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,119 I know this can work. 347 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,759 I'm coming to find you. 348 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,519 ♪ And now you wann boot it up 349 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,639 ♪ You gave it all you got... ♪ 350 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,279 Fuck. 351 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,839 Seamus O'Hannigan! 352 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,359 That's me. 353 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,279 Get out the fucking car. 354 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,639 What's going on? What's going on? 355 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:39,119 I listened to your radio show every day for three years 356 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,839 and on every fuckin' issue 357 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:44,719 You were in the wrong. Trump, Brexit, Scottish independence. 358 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,679 Why did you listen to my radio show for three years 359 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,039 If you thought that... I don't have time for this. 360 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,359 Just tell me what I owe ypu. I don't want your fuckin' money. 361 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,200 Fine, then. 362 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,839 Fuck. Can't get out the car. 363 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,399 Of course you cannae. 364 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,119 It's 'cause you're a useless, metrosexual arsehole. 365 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,080 Fuck off. Bloody gammon dickhead. 366 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,440 Andrew Neil would flatten you, you forking wanker! 367 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,399 Hey! 368 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,799 Hey. 369 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,160 Janet! I did it! 370 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,120 Janet! 371 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,280 Hey! Hey! 372 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,719 You're going the wrong way! 373 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,599 This is crazy. I just... 374 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,959 I just got into a massive fight with a taxi driver, and he... 375 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,879 And he threw me out his cab right by you. 376 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,079 If you're looking for a sign, there's your fucking sign! 377 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,359 I... 378 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,239 I finished it with Frankie. 379 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,800 I did it. 380 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,199 You don't believe me? 381 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,600 Cause I really did it, I promise. 382 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,720 I have to tell you something, 383 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,080 Uh-huh. 384 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,759 So whatever I told you, I wasn't really 385 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,279 affected by the Troubles... 386 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,879 - Yeah. - Not completely true. 387 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,120 OK. I don't know how to say this. 388 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,119 When I was 19, I joined a loyalist splinter group 389 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,479 called the LDV. 390 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,040 A terrorist Group? I didn't kill anyone or anything. 391 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,519 But I was arrested, and I spent, like, 392 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,720 three years in Maghaberry prison. 393 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,640 Look, it was just something stupid I did when I was a kid. 394 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,040 I'm sorry I didn't tell you before you broke up with Frankie. 395 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,759 You OK? 396 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,199 Look, I know it's a lot to take in. Maybe we could, like, 397 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,879 we could talk about it somewhere else. 398 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,360 If you want to go for a drink, or... 399 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,679 Seamus, fucking say something, - please. - Fucking hell! 400 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,679 I just ended a six year - relationship for you. - I know. 401 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,799 - I know. I'm sorry. - I just left one of the world's most beautiful actresses 402 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,639 for a loyalist fucking terrorist! 403 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,159 Keep your voice down! 404 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,519 I'm not a terrorist! 405 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,359 Any more. It was a lifetime ago. I was a kid. 406 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,440 Why didn't you tell me? Because I'm... 407 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,200 Because I was scared. 408 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,280 This is why I can't be in the public eye. 409 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,839 This is fucked. This is all fFucked. 410 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,000 I can't... 411 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,759 Sorry, what, you... 412 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,920 So... 413 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,760 Is this it? It's... 414 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:55,959 ♪ TYE TRBBETT: Anyhow ♪ And I'm so grateful you love me 415 00:22:55,960 --> 00:23:00,239 ♪ I know that when You look at me... ♪ 416 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,800 Hey, Seamus. 417 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,999 Can I get a selfie? 418 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,799 Oh, yeah. 419 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,479 Hey! 420 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,600 Have a good daye. 421 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,519 ♪ I trust You, Father 422 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,360 ♪ I believe 423 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,799 ♪ Woo! 424 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,039 ♪ Your promises 425 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,159 ♪ Are yes and amen 426 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,759 ♪ And I believe 427 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,679 ♪ You will do what you say 428 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:32,159 ♪ My trust in you Will not waiver 429 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,039 ♪ My victory is guaranteed Cause you remain the same 430 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,279 ♪ No matter what comes my way 431 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:44,279 ♪ Hallelujah anyhow (Oh) 432 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,679 ♪ Until my night turns to day... ♪ 433 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,960 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk 31977

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