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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:27,790 --> 00:01:31,410 Each day, millions of us buy our daily paper. 4 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:35,750 Our choice of paper depends on our personal opinions and concerns. 5 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:39,700 This man, for instance, is only interested in stock prices. 6 00:01:40,330 --> 00:01:42,250 This lady reads women's magazines 7 00:01:42,330 --> 00:01:45,040 to find clever solutions for furnishing her apartment. 8 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,290 These men dream of winning on the horses. 9 00:01:47,370 --> 00:01:50,790 They play their car license plate, or their mother-in-law's birthday. 10 00:01:50,870 --> 00:01:52,500 This lady reads her horoscope. 11 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:55,330 Grandma enjoys the local news items. 12 00:01:55,410 --> 00:01:58,370 This young man is checking the list of shows. 13 00:01:58,950 --> 00:02:02,250 Finally, there's the type who buys ten papers and reads none. 14 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,790 It's the whiz kid, the rebus freak, 15 00:02:04,870 --> 00:02:08,080 the intellectual superman. 16 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,700 He's always hopeful, always determined. 17 00:02:10,790 --> 00:02:13,620 He knows his time will come, and he's right. 18 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:17,790 On every page of the dailies and the weeklies, 19 00:02:17,870 --> 00:02:23,040 the prizes for all the lottery games are laid out, just within reach. 20 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:27,040 Why shouldn't he be one of the lucky ones? 21 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,200 Because they do exist, these lucky people! 22 00:02:29,290 --> 00:02:30,660 You don't know any of them? 23 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,790 In that case, let us introduce you to a few. 24 00:02:35,580 --> 00:02:38,790 THE MINK 25 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:12,830 Come in. 26 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,040 -Good morning, sir. -Hello, Jacqueline. 27 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,330 Are they really going to build that? 28 00:03:25,410 --> 00:03:27,580 Quite a few of them, yes. Is there a problem? 29 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:30,540 Two: the bathroom is too big, and the kitchen is too small. 30 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:34,080 That's intentional. Most people eat too much and don't wash enough. 31 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:48,910 Sir? 32 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,580 Do you know Mauropous' epigrams? 33 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,450 You read Byzantine poetry? 34 00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:55,910 So it seems, sir. 35 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,750 -When did you start doing that? -This morning, sir. 36 00:03:58,830 --> 00:04:00,500 Well, enjoy it! 37 00:04:00,580 --> 00:04:04,000 99 epigrams in iambic trimeter… 38 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:10,410 preserved in the Vaticano greco manuscript. 39 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,700 Thank you very much, sir. 40 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:23,540 If she starts reading Karl Marx, we'll have to get a new girl. 41 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:28,200 Four, five, six, seven, eight. Come in! 42 00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:30,120 One, two, three… 43 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:33,120 -Hello, ma'am. -Hello, Jacqueline. 7, 8, 9, 10… 44 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,410 How many mothballs would it take 45 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:38,450 to fill a fifth-century Sicilian amphora? 46 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:40,540 18, 19. Who is this a prank on? 47 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:42,410 No one, ma'am. Just curious. 48 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:48,700 Four, fix, six. Well, I'd say 2170, if they're packed tight. One, two… 49 00:04:48,790 --> 00:04:53,290 -Thank you, ma'am. -Three, four, one, two, three, four. 50 00:04:53,370 --> 00:04:56,410 All these girls have a screw loose… One, two… 51 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:58,200 Yes? 52 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:03,700 Sir, could you tell me which monument is 187 meters long, 53 00:05:03,790 --> 00:05:06,120 135 wide, and 45 tall… 54 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,580 How many more questions like this do you have? 55 00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:10,000 So it's not Catholic? 56 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:11,370 Oh, no, it is indeed. 57 00:05:11,450 --> 00:05:13,830 Those are the dimensions of St. Peter's Basilica. 58 00:05:13,910 --> 00:05:15,750 Thank you, sir! You're so sweet. 59 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,870 What's with her? She's starting to worry me. 60 00:05:22,450 --> 00:05:23,830 Come in. 61 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:27,410 Excuse me, ma'am. A pastry with bitter almonds, 62 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:30,620 lemon zest, basil, coffee, 63 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:32,540 and baking soda… 64 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:34,830 Isn't that the recipe for your Brazilian cake? 65 00:05:34,910 --> 00:05:36,830 Yes, but you may not try making it. 66 00:05:36,910 --> 00:05:38,250 But what's it called? 67 00:05:38,330 --> 00:05:40,410 -Being careful. -No, the name of the cake. 68 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,160 Oh! A Tumucumac. 69 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:44,370 Thank you. That was my last question! 70 00:05:44,450 --> 00:05:47,790 I hope so, or I'll have to call in a psychiatrist. 71 00:05:48,450 --> 00:05:50,620 I think the maid is too far gone. 72 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:52,160 I'm not going to reel her in. 73 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:55,238 Such a thirst for knowledge. She must have met an intellectual. 74 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:56,151 -Or a nutcase. -Hm… 75 00:05:56,219 --> 00:05:58,330 Sometimes they're one and the same. 76 00:05:58,410 --> 00:06:01,290 She wants to fill an Etruscan vase with mothballs. 77 00:06:01,370 --> 00:06:03,950 I think you should keep an eye on who she's seeing. 78 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,254 If she keeps being this strange, I'll fire her. 79 00:06:06,263 --> 00:06:07,290 Oh, no, please! 80 00:06:07,370 --> 00:06:08,750 Now's not the time. 81 00:06:08,830 --> 00:06:11,410 We might be playing host to important people soon. 82 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:14,870 You think your houses for the Maule factory workers will work? 83 00:06:14,950 --> 00:06:17,370 I'll know in four days. They liked the blueprints. 84 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:26,370 FURS CONTEST 85 00:06:26,450 --> 00:06:28,450 WHAT ARE THE EPIGRAMS OF MAUROPOUS? 86 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:36,580 MONDAY 87 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,870 TUESDAY 88 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:53,950 WEDNESDAY 89 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:02,950 THURSDAY 90 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:09,928 FRIDAY 91 00:07:09,979 --> 00:07:11,200 Take that off! 92 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:12,950 Take what off, ma'am? 93 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,370 What you're wearing. 94 00:07:14,450 --> 00:07:16,410 It's a fur. Don't you like it? 95 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:17,660 You can wear it to bed, 96 00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:20,200 but spare us the fashion show while you're working. 97 00:07:20,290 --> 00:07:21,450 Why, ma'am? 98 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:24,660 The union doesn't forbid maids wearing furs. 99 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:27,950 I see it doesn't forbid the ridiculous, either. 100 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,790 You must think it'd look better on you, ma'am. 101 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:33,500 I hate furs. I'm allergic. 102 00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:35,080 I don't want to see it again. 103 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:36,200 And if I refuse? 104 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,750 Then you can pack your bags. 105 00:07:37,830 --> 00:07:39,750 -Try me. -I won't say it again. 106 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:42,250 You're right. Once is enough! 107 00:07:46,830 --> 00:07:49,410 Jacqueline, your spoils of victory look great on you! 108 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,450 How elegant, how classy! 109 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:54,080 Take good care of it! 110 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,700 Darling, I have good news! 111 00:07:59,790 --> 00:08:01,620 Me too. I fired the maid. 112 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,620 No! Seriously? 113 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:04,540 Yes, darling. 114 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:06,660 -You sure know how to pick a day! -Why? 115 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:10,580 -We're having dinner with the Flavignys! -Sweetie, they picked your blueprints? 116 00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:13,370 Yes, almost. We were supposed to discuss it over dinner. 117 00:08:13,450 --> 00:08:15,330 -And you invited them here? -No, no. 118 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:18,580 -He's taking us out for dinner. -So what do we need the maid for? 119 00:08:18,660 --> 00:08:21,120 -Not her. Her fur coat. -Sorry? 120 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,790 Flavigny is one of the biggest businessmen in France. 121 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:25,790 He's got money, and he doesn't hide it. 122 00:08:25,870 --> 00:08:29,870 I found out he just bought his wife a panther coat. 123 00:08:29,950 --> 00:08:31,040 Lucky lady. 124 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,830 To keep up appearances, I said I'd bought you a coat, 125 00:08:33,910 --> 00:08:35,660 since I knew the maid had one. 126 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:38,410 Jerome! You're awful! 127 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:40,540 I'd rather die than wear the maid's coat! 128 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,700 Laura, don't be silly. 129 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:45,160 He doesn't need to know we live at your mother's, 130 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,120 that we haven't paid off the car, 131 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,370 and that we haven't eaten caviar in ages. 132 00:08:49,450 --> 00:08:52,330 In business, jealousy works better than pity. 133 00:08:52,410 --> 00:08:54,830 It's a good thing you didn't say you had a stable, 134 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:56,580 or we'd have to eat on horseback. 135 00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:57,830 Darling, come on! 136 00:08:57,910 --> 00:09:00,080 If I build these houses, we'll be set! 137 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,040 And all I need is a fur coat? 138 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,410 If Flavigny thinks I lied to him about this, 139 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:07,290 he might think I'm lying about the estimates, too. 140 00:09:07,370 --> 00:09:09,830 I'm going to go talk to the maid, okay? 141 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:11,370 You're lucky I love you. 142 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:13,870 I know, honey. 143 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,040 -May I come in? -It's your house, sir. 144 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,830 Oh, no! The kitchen is your domain. 145 00:09:20,910 --> 00:09:22,330 Trying to humiliate me more? 146 00:09:22,410 --> 00:09:25,450 No, no, just affirming your rights, that's all. 147 00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:28,790 Don't wear yourself out. I work freelance. 148 00:09:29,290 --> 00:09:30,370 My dear Jacqueline, 149 00:09:30,450 --> 00:09:32,290 we've known each other long enough 150 00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:35,500 to know that you shouldn't take my wife's moods seriously. 151 00:09:35,580 --> 00:09:37,660 Don't toy with my emotions. 152 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:39,370 Enough is enough. 153 00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:42,040 Listen to me! I never wronged you. 154 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,660 No, sir. You've always been quite decent. 155 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:48,540 -Even a bit distant. -Is that a criticism? 156 00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:51,870 Oh, no. I wouldn't dare. Just an observation. 157 00:09:53,370 --> 00:09:56,370 -My God, I've hurt you. -Oh, no, sir. 158 00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:58,540 It's that serious? 159 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:00,790 Why didn't you ever tell me? 160 00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:03,040 These things are rather delicate, sir. 161 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,750 No, they can always be worked out. 162 00:10:06,410 --> 00:10:08,910 My darling Jacqueline, I have a favor to ask of you. 163 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,700 -Go ahead, sir. -Will you lend me your fur? 164 00:10:11,790 --> 00:10:13,870 I don't think it would suit you. 165 00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:16,120 It's not for me. It's for my wife. 166 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,660 Oh, no! That's horrible. 167 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:21,000 Lend my fur to her? I'd rather die! 168 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,580 Okay, okay, okay. Forget it. 169 00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:25,580 I thought you were cool. 170 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:29,950 This really hurts me. 171 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:33,750 I'd love to, for you, but… 172 00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:35,040 But what? 173 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,790 If she asks me herself, nicely. 174 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,160 Aren't you being a bit catty? 175 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,830 Can you swear that… 176 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:50,450 you don't like it? 177 00:10:53,790 --> 00:10:55,910 Come on. 178 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:05,040 There you are. In principle, we can work things out. 179 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,250 Jacqueline just wants you to ask her nicely. 180 00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:09,000 -Ask her yourself. -I already have. 181 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,160 -Very nicely, in fact. -That wasn't enough? 182 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,540 -No! -Delusions of grandeur! 183 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:16,330 -What if we tried-- -Do you see how she is? 184 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,660 But… 185 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:23,950 Enough, the both of you. 186 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,700 Ask her to lend you her fur. 187 00:11:25,790 --> 00:11:27,540 Lend me your fur. 188 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,250 I don't care for her tone. 189 00:11:29,330 --> 00:11:31,080 Enough! Say "Yes, ma'am." 190 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,580 -Yes, sir. -Yes, ma'am. 191 00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:34,950 -No, sir. -You see how she is? 192 00:11:35,870 --> 00:11:38,660 Yes, ma'am! Come on, you little monster. 193 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:39,910 Yes, ma'am. 194 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:43,290 Bravo! Now we can all move on. 195 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,660 Come on, shake hands. 196 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,660 Forgive me, I was a little on edge. 197 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,370 I forgive you. It happens. 198 00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:52,540 There! No reason to get so upset, eh? 199 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,450 It's 7:20, honey, hurry up! 200 00:12:04,410 --> 00:12:06,830 Where are my collar stiffeners? 201 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,330 I bought some two days ago. 202 00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:22,250 Jacqueline! Jacqueline! 203 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,660 My collar stiffeners. 204 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:26,620 -I set them aside. -Where? 205 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:29,160 -Let me think. -Will that take very long? 206 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,750 Well, yes, if you rush me! 207 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,040 Time doesn't wait! 208 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,660 I know! In the pocket of your hunting jacket. 209 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:38,040 -I took it to the cleaners yesterday. -You didn't empty the pockets? 210 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,790 -You're such a little boy. -It helps me deal with life. 211 00:12:40,870 --> 00:12:42,410 I'll use some matches. 212 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,450 Laura! It's nearly half past seven! 213 00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:44,700 Laura! 214 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,830 Are you crazy?! Do you know what time it is?! 215 00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:52,250 How soon will you be ready? 216 00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:54,370 -Five hours? -Minutes. 217 00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:55,620 Are you kidding?! 218 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:58,000 If you're not dressed in 15 minutes, I'm going! 219 00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,330 Without the fur? 220 00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:02,330 Hurry up, before I sand you down with an exfoliating glove! 221 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:14,500 Jacqueline! 222 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,910 Jacqueline! Are my cufflinks in my hunting jacket as well? 223 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,910 One minute… 224 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,080 Something that women seem to like saying… 225 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,660 Ah! Here. 226 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:26,750 Where? No, there? I looked already. 227 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,120 Good thing you have me. Will that be all? 228 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,370 For now, yes. 229 00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:34,370 I think I'd better stay within earshot. 230 00:15:04,910 --> 00:15:06,870 Bastard! 231 00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:11,620 The Flavignys are expecting us at 8. It's 20 to! 232 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,160 Don't panic, honey, they'll probably be late. 233 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,580 -Christ… -Hello? 234 00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:20,830 Oh, it's you Martine! How are you? 235 00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:24,620 No, I haven't decided. I went to a tailor at Esterel's. 236 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:27,790 Yes, the one Isabelle likes. 237 00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:31,250 -No, not that one, the other one. -Oh, no! 238 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,330 Goodbye, Martine! Give Georges my best! 239 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,790 You're so rude! 240 00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:37,200 What about the Flavignys? Where's your dress? 241 00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:39,540 I don't have it. I have nothing to wear. 242 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,700 What about this? 243 00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:50,040 And this? Which one? 244 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,580 None of them go with the fur. 245 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:54,750 Laura, my love, every minute counts. Which one? 246 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:58,290 That one, I guess, just to make you happy. 247 00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:01,450 -Thank you, darling, let me help you… -Watch my hair! 248 00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:03,830 But it doesn't work anyway! 249 00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:05,370 I don't have any shoes. 250 00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:08,250 Dear Lord, help me not to do something unforgivable. 251 00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,000 Which ones?! 252 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,370 I gave the ones that go with this dress to the maid. 253 00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:15,910 The maid's going to wind up naked! 254 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,540 Not that you'd mind that. I've got my eye on you two. 255 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,910 How did you manage to get the fur from her? 256 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,330 I just asked! 257 00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:25,660 From close up. 258 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:28,040 This is not the time! Are you getting dressed? 259 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,910 If you'd bought me a fur coat instead of a sports car, 260 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,120 I could have bought something to go with it! 261 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,580 Oh, well! 262 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,750 We're just going to an Italian restaurant, 263 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,660 -not the Tour d'Argent! -Fine, but I'm not going barefoot. 264 00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:42,370 -Jacqueline! Jacqueline! -Sir? 265 00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:44,500 -The shoes she gave you? -These ones, sir? 266 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:47,830 -May I? I'll give them back tomorrow. -This is an abuse of power! 267 00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:49,250 -No! -Take me to the movies? 268 00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:50,950 -Yes, I promise. -Are you kidding? 269 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,040 Good girls don't go to the movies alone. 270 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,330 Good girls, sure! 271 00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:56,620 -Watch it, ma'am! -Just put those on! 272 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,000 She stretched them out with her big feet. 273 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,330 That is too far! 274 00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:04,410 Are you happy now? 275 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,750 Of course this was going to happen! 276 00:17:06,830 --> 00:17:08,830 -This is my fault? -Yes, it's your fault! 277 00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:12,290 I refuse to dress up for such an unfair man! 278 00:17:12,370 --> 00:17:15,450 Laura, don't do this! 279 00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:17,000 See how she is? 280 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,950 You asked for this! 281 00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:25,450 Shit! 282 00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:34,450 -They're late, aren't they? -Yes. 283 00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:38,620 -I'll have another cocktail. -No. 284 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:39,700 Too bad. 285 00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:41,660 I'm hungry, Elise, aren't you? 286 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,290 -So we're not waiting? -We've been waiting too long! 287 00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:47,120 Waiter? Bring me a menu, please. 288 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,700 Right away, Mr. Flavigny. 289 00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:50,540 -Thank you. -Thank you. 290 00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:54,660 Georges! I think I see a fur. 291 00:17:59,540 --> 00:18:01,450 My sincerest apologies. 292 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:02,830 We're terribly late. 293 00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:05,080 Better late than never, Briselier. 294 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,290 Since it's customary for a pretty woman to make a late entrance, 295 00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:10,910 you have all the right in the world. 296 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,370 Oh, that's funny! 297 00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:17,620 -May I, ma'am? -No! 298 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:18,790 Don't touch this! 299 00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:22,410 You'll be too hot, honey. Come on. 300 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,000 Be careful with it, it's fur! 301 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,790 Have a seat, honey, and don't talk the whole time. 302 00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:31,700 I bought her that little thing just two days ago, so… 303 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:34,410 It's very pretty. Your husband spoils you. 304 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,870 I'm sure she deserves it, right? 305 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,000 You know how it is. 306 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:42,040 -Not always. -Shall we eat? 307 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,000 I'm going to have a cocktail… 308 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,660 -No, no, no… -Yes, yes, yes! 309 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:46,790 Do you want a drink? 310 00:18:46,870 --> 00:18:49,040 You're right, let's have ourselves a drink. 311 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,200 Sound good? 312 00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:53,790 She's quite lively. 313 00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:58,160 Were you at Cardin's private show? 314 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:00,750 How'd it end? 315 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,160 Wonderfully! With a wedding dress. 316 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,830 For the siding, I've planned on double-layer brick walls. 317 00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:15,620 Honey, be careful! 318 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,500 No, it's nothing, really. 319 00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:20,370 Hang on. There. 320 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:24,540 You're so nice. Isn't he nice? 321 00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:26,370 He looks that way. 322 00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:30,700 Yes, it's about chemistry, isn't it? 323 00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:32,250 For me, it's all in the air. 324 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:36,200 To come about the foundation, I had an idea. 325 00:19:36,290 --> 00:19:39,000 -Concrete offers-- -Later, darling! 326 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,370 I told you the bathroom and kitchen were wrong. 327 00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:42,910 -Really? You think so? -Yes. 328 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,700 No, don't listen to her. She doesn't know anything. Eat! 329 00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:47,200 Women should have their say. 330 00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:48,620 And they say it. 331 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:49,580 Give me that. 332 00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:53,910 Sorry, we haven't been married long. 333 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,160 That's right… 334 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:04,500 I know an even dirtier one! 335 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,580 Oh, that's enough! 336 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,450 No, why? 337 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,660 She can't hold her Chianti. 338 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,660 Let's get a taxi home. 339 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,620 What's she doing wrong? 340 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:18,330 Being an adorable little ragamuffin? 341 00:20:18,410 --> 00:20:21,410 By what right would you hinder her beautiful nature? 342 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,200 Aren't you being hypocritical? 343 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,950 You should have worn a hat, darling. 344 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,580 The weather's changing. 345 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,750 Make sure it doesn't get stormy, then. 346 00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:33,830 I thought that for the entryway, we could use a movable partition. 347 00:20:33,910 --> 00:20:36,200 You can talk about that at the house! 348 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:41,580 At the house? Certainly not. 349 00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:43,120 Why not? That'd be nice. 350 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,120 Excellent idea. Unless there's a problem? 351 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,660 Certainly not. 352 00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,660 But the house is a mess. 353 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,870 The maid is out, and… 354 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,160 She thinks she can do as she pleases. 355 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,540 She does quite a lot for you though. 356 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:59,040 We won't look at the mess, we swear. 357 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,660 If you insist, I… 358 00:21:02,290 --> 00:21:04,620 Please excuse me for a moment. 359 00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,290 I… 360 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,790 Is he always this agitated? 361 00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:13,700 The poor angel. He worked so hard on your little shacks. 362 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,910 What can I do? She invited them. 363 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,700 Horrifying! 364 00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:22,250 But she's amusing them. That's what matters most. 365 00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:26,080 You should go out to the movies. I'll get rid of them as soon as I can. 366 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,450 No. Do as I say! 367 00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,870 Laura, don't hide in your room! 368 00:21:31,950 --> 00:21:34,620 You should have come, then! This wouldn't be happening! 369 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,620 They're waiting for me. Bye for now. 370 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:38,000 Bye. 371 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:41,790 Excuse me. 372 00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:51,120 What are you… What are you doing here? 373 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,410 I thought you were out. 374 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:55,160 -I changed my mind, sir. -Come right in. 375 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,250 Don't just stand there! Go make some drinks. 376 00:22:04,330 --> 00:22:07,250 Hop to it! This way, darling. 377 00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:10,700 Congratulations. You sure know how to surround yourself. 378 00:22:10,790 --> 00:22:13,040 Right? Please… 379 00:22:14,370 --> 00:22:16,040 What are you playing at? 380 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:19,660 Seeing what the maid does in my shoes. I gave her them, right? 381 00:22:28,450 --> 00:22:30,370 This is so charming. 382 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,540 Very presentable for a messy house. 383 00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:36,620 That was an excuse so he could be alone with his darling wife. 384 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,790 -No, I swear… -Don't blush, darling! 385 00:22:38,870 --> 00:22:40,750 They can see how affectionate you are. 386 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,870 Excuse me! I'll knock next time. 387 00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:44,910 Who? 388 00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:47,290 Calm down. What do you want? 389 00:22:47,370 --> 00:22:48,450 The ice tray is stuck. 390 00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:50,580 Pull on the left and use a screwdriver. 391 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:53,830 -I broke it. -Great! You're not wasting time. 392 00:22:53,910 --> 00:22:57,750 I'll come, honey… Honey, I'm going to go. 393 00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:58,950 No, let me do it. 394 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,500 I make refrigerators. After you. 395 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:02,830 Don't worry about it. 396 00:23:02,910 --> 00:23:05,000 No, it's my pleasure. 397 00:23:22,540 --> 00:23:25,580 Have a seat next to me. 398 00:23:26,830 --> 00:23:28,790 Don't you think life is crazy? 399 00:23:28,870 --> 00:23:31,330 Oh, yes, ma'am! 400 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,830 It's a good thing we have our little secret lives. 401 00:23:33,910 --> 00:23:34,750 Yes. 402 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,660 A few hours just to ourself. 403 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,700 Sometimes in pairs. 404 00:23:42,660 --> 00:23:45,410 Oh, you know. 405 00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:52,620 -There! -You're so kind. 406 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:55,540 You don't belong in this kitchen. 407 00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:58,410 It's temporary, sir. 408 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:02,000 -How much do you make here? -Enough. 409 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,660 What would you say to a… 410 00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:06,410 a little coat like your boss's? 411 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:09,330 -For what, sir? -Do you like the countryside? 412 00:24:09,410 --> 00:24:12,290 -Seen from a bedroom? -A well-heated one. 413 00:24:12,370 --> 00:24:15,540 -I sleep with the window open. -Who said anything about sleeping? 414 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,250 You, sir, unless I misunderstood. 415 00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:19,370 No. Pretty women are made to be spoiled. 416 00:24:19,450 --> 00:24:23,950 Let me tear you away from this dull life once a week. 417 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,250 Should I expect ice cubes today? 418 00:24:26,330 --> 00:24:28,660 Serve us in my office. This way. 419 00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:30,700 Why the rush? 420 00:24:30,790 --> 00:24:33,950 Time is money. You know that, you're a man of industry. 421 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,410 I'll show you the model. It was a little too big 422 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:46,660 to take to the restaurant, but I figure you'd like to see it now. 423 00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:47,950 As you can see, 424 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:52,080 the proportions are such that comfort isn't sacrificed for function, and-- 425 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,410 It's perfect. Don't change a thing. We'll sign the papers tomorrow. 426 00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,040 You name the time. 427 00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:01,500 Just between us, man to man, I have to admit something. 428 00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:02,660 Go ahead. 429 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:06,160 I find your maid very attractive. 430 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:10,040 -Really? -Yes. Do you think she's available? 431 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,290 Oh, no. Absolutely not. 432 00:25:12,370 --> 00:25:14,370 I'm sorry, but you have no chance. 433 00:25:14,450 --> 00:25:16,080 I don't think that's true. 434 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,410 -Did she imply that-- -No, not yet. 435 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:21,370 But I think I spotted certain promises in her eyes. 436 00:25:21,450 --> 00:25:22,660 Oh, no. 437 00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:25,910 Believe me, she won't keep them. No, look elsewhere. 438 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,290 Come in! 439 00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:31,500 Shall I put this on the desk, sir? 440 00:25:31,580 --> 00:25:33,500 Well don't throw it out the window! 441 00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:35,750 Don't be so harsh on her. 442 00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:43,910 Look at her. Really look. 443 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,080 -Oh, I know her. -No, look more closely. 444 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,290 The gracefulness of her movements, 445 00:25:49,370 --> 00:25:51,290 the suppleness of her hips… 446 00:25:51,370 --> 00:25:53,080 She must have a great little body. 447 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,330 That'll be all! Go to bed. 448 00:25:55,410 --> 00:25:57,200 -But sir… -Go! 449 00:26:01,370 --> 00:26:02,580 You're acting strangely. 450 00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:04,410 Her family entrusted her to me. 451 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,910 My father and her father were in the war together, 452 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,250 in a tank. 453 00:26:08,330 --> 00:26:13,250 It would be extremely ungrateful of you to try to woo the daughter of a veteran. 454 00:26:13,330 --> 00:26:16,080 That's no reason to sentence her to solitude. 455 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,580 When you're a hero's daughter, you're never alone. 456 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:19,950 You remember. 457 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,410 Excuse me. I didn't know. After all, there are other women in Paris. 458 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,870 Come dance! 459 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:29,700 -Starting with yours. -I'd prefer that! 460 00:26:29,790 --> 00:26:33,370 I mean, it's different, since… 461 00:26:33,450 --> 00:26:35,870 I'll be right in. 462 00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:41,870 What a bastard… the nerve… 463 00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:45,040 Oh, I love jade! 464 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,450 And exotic fruits! 465 00:26:51,540 --> 00:26:53,700 You're more into Japanese stamps, right? 466 00:26:53,790 --> 00:26:55,580 Oh, that's very out of fashion. 467 00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:58,000 I have a delightful collection of Swedish dolls, 468 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,870 a nice studio apartment with a mute concierge… 469 00:27:00,950 --> 00:27:02,910 And a blind wife? 470 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,160 Your philodendron is dying. It needs water! 471 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,620 That's right, I forgot. 472 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:08,950 I don't let anyone else take care of my ferns. 473 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,290 I love playing gardener. 474 00:27:10,370 --> 00:27:12,450 There's a watering can on the balcony. 475 00:27:12,540 --> 00:27:14,830 A watering can? That's nice. 476 00:27:15,660 --> 00:27:17,500 She's funny! 477 00:27:17,580 --> 00:27:19,120 Yes. In small doses. 478 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,830 What would you say to a little sports car for running your errands? 479 00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:25,750 With everything I need, I think I'd prefer a truck. 480 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,080 -You're still here! -I'm hungry. 481 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,540 Eat in the bedroom! Your little trick with Flavigny went too far! 482 00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:37,500 And your new wife kissing your neck? 483 00:27:37,580 --> 00:27:39,950 Whose fault is that? If you think I enjoy this… 484 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,040 You didn't look too upset. 485 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,830 Laura! I don't give a damn about the maid. 486 00:27:44,910 --> 00:27:48,370 And if I see him feeling you up again, I'll kick his ass! 487 00:27:48,450 --> 00:27:51,450 Don't be silly, darling. You love me that much? 488 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,370 What do you think? 489 00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:06,830 Where am I? 490 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,330 Now I see why you don't have time to water your flowers. 491 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,540 Are you coming? 492 00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:21,330 -What's gotten into you? -Come! 493 00:28:21,410 --> 00:28:24,660 What's with her? Excuse me. 494 00:28:28,370 --> 00:28:29,540 What's wrong? 495 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:32,790 Look in there and you'll see. 496 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,790 -They're a very modern couple. -Yes. 497 00:28:49,870 --> 00:28:54,290 -We shouldn't be here. Come. -Elise, don't be so old-fashioned. 498 00:28:54,370 --> 00:28:57,580 Thank you. I said, come! 499 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:03,540 You're going? 500 00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:06,910 I'll come for coffee tomorrow. I like your blueprints more and more. 501 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,290 I said no, Georges. 502 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,000 Categorically no. 503 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,370 Very well, honey. Sorry. 504 00:29:13,450 --> 00:29:15,750 Unfortunately, she owns 51% of the company. 505 00:29:15,830 --> 00:29:18,540 -Flavigny! -Coming, darling. 506 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,750 She finds your plans a bit too revolutionary. 507 00:29:23,290 --> 00:29:24,540 What a shame. 508 00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:27,290 What did he mean? 509 00:29:27,370 --> 00:29:30,450 I did what I could. In fact, I think I deserve a raise. 510 00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:31,910 -You'll get it! -With what? 511 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,750 Don't worry, I have an idea. Better to inspire jealousy than pity. 512 00:29:35,830 --> 00:29:37,370 If the lady needs my fur… 513 00:29:37,450 --> 00:29:39,660 Thank you, I'll figure it out. 514 00:29:40,790 --> 00:29:43,120 Isn't that right, honey? 515 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:46,160 What does that mean? 516 00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:50,870 JASSEAU FURS 517 00:29:54,790 --> 00:29:56,160 Ah! 518 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,200 With a coat like this… 519 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:03,080 I'll win all your clients over! 520 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,830 And now, we attack. 521 00:30:04,910 --> 00:30:06,580 Attack what, a bank? 522 00:30:10,790 --> 00:30:13,790 FINE DINING 523 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,330 So, are you glad to have won, Mr. Brigeton? 524 00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:05,080 THE GOLDEN CHICKEN 525 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:14,540 Brigeton, the contest, the meal, that's me! 526 00:31:16,410 --> 00:31:19,000 Sir, the cloakroom! 527 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,200 The Poularde d'Or is pleased and proud to welcome you, sir. 528 00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:45,450 Allow me to present my compliments and welcome you, Mr…? 529 00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:47,540 Brigeton. To start, I'll have-- 530 00:31:47,620 --> 00:31:49,660 Yes, one moment, Mr. Proncton 531 00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:51,040 -Brigeton. -Very well. 532 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,950 This way, Mr. Crouton. We've been expecting you… 533 00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:05,120 If you'd take your seat. 534 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,410 Yes, indeed… 535 00:32:09,540 --> 00:32:11,370 Here we go! 536 00:32:11,450 --> 00:32:13,000 So I'll start with the-- 537 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,450 -May I take your hat? -I'm fighting off a cold. 538 00:32:15,540 --> 00:32:16,700 The hors-d'œuvres! 539 00:32:16,790 --> 00:32:19,370 The hors-d'œuvres! 540 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,370 Let's not waste any time. 541 00:32:21,450 --> 00:32:22,870 He seems hesitant. 542 00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:25,700 -Oh! -Truffles à la royale. 543 00:32:25,790 --> 00:32:27,910 That's just what I need! 544 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,290 It's too small! We can't see it! 545 00:32:30,370 --> 00:32:31,950 Bring him a big bowl of caviar! 546 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,250 Caviar! 547 00:32:33,330 --> 00:32:35,660 With a ladle, so it looks better! 548 00:32:35,750 --> 00:32:37,910 Caviar with a ladle. 549 00:32:40,450 --> 00:32:41,540 May I? 550 00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:43,000 What are you waiting for? 551 00:32:44,620 --> 00:32:45,660 Stop! 552 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,250 When we say "stop," you have to stop moving! 553 00:32:49,330 --> 00:32:51,040 Let's try again. 554 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,870 One more time. 555 00:32:53,660 --> 00:32:57,080 Okay, thanks. Bring the chicken… 556 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,450 And the lobster at the same time. 557 00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:02,120 One on each side. 558 00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:04,410 Service. 559 00:33:07,450 --> 00:33:08,500 Okay, thanks. 560 00:33:08,580 --> 00:33:11,370 Now for the desserts? 561 00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:14,290 Hey! 562 00:33:18,620 --> 00:33:19,910 Dessert! 563 00:33:23,620 --> 00:33:25,700 Pick one! We don't have all day! 564 00:33:25,790 --> 00:33:28,950 Yes, but… That one! 565 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,120 No, that one's too small! 566 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,750 Bring him a pineapple or a coconut, something we can see! 567 00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:37,870 Well… 568 00:33:39,580 --> 00:33:41,700 Great! Thanks! See you Monday! 569 00:33:41,790 --> 00:33:44,950 Don't you think a photo of him shaking my hand… 570 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,500 If you insist. Okay, here we go. 571 00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:55,080 Smile, old boy! You're supposed to be happy! 572 00:33:56,830 --> 00:33:58,790 Thank you! 573 00:33:59,290 --> 00:34:03,080 Don't forget, my name is written with two S's and an E at the end. 574 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,290 Like "mousse." 575 00:34:04,370 --> 00:34:05,750 Stay, eat something! 576 00:34:05,830 --> 00:34:08,750 No time. Liz Taylor's mother lands at Orly in 35 minutes! 577 00:34:08,830 --> 00:34:10,160 I'll walk you out. 578 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:13,200 Nice to meet you, sir. Make yourself at home. 579 00:34:13,290 --> 00:34:14,750 But without the hat. 580 00:34:14,830 --> 00:34:16,330 Excuse me. 581 00:34:16,410 --> 00:34:17,700 All right, take this away. 582 00:34:17,790 --> 00:34:19,700 -Hurry up. -Okay. 583 00:34:19,790 --> 00:34:22,120 I'm still a bit hungry, though. 584 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,750 This room is reserved, sir. but I'll have you moved. 585 00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:25,950 This way. 586 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,750 Louis, find him a table in the back, 587 00:34:29,830 --> 00:34:32,040 but get rid of him fast. 588 00:34:32,660 --> 00:34:35,500 Hurry up! 589 00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:39,450 My hat! My hat! 590 00:34:44,830 --> 00:34:48,620 Oh… 591 00:34:51,410 --> 00:34:53,750 Excuse me, I'll bring you another right away. 592 00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:56,290 Tell the chef I'm a hat size seven. 593 00:35:03,580 --> 00:35:07,000 They're on dessert. Have a seat. Bon appétit. 594 00:35:12,830 --> 00:35:14,120 Hello. 595 00:35:33,910 --> 00:35:35,830 Ma'am, sir… 596 00:35:41,660 --> 00:35:43,370 Excuse me. 597 00:35:52,290 --> 00:35:54,200 Ma'am, sir… 598 00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:58,410 My big teddy bear! 599 00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,290 My little honeybun! 600 00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:07,120 Your little honeybun loves her big teddy bear! 601 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,790 Big teddy bear loves his little honeybun even more! 602 00:36:12,450 --> 00:36:13,870 Does honeybun want a coffee? 603 00:36:13,950 --> 00:36:17,080 Whatever my big teddy bear wants! 604 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:25,250 Sweetheart would like a piece of bread. 605 00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:29,290 When I was little, they used to call me sweetheart. 606 00:36:40,540 --> 00:36:43,750 -Celery? -À la Chambord, sir! 607 00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:05,540 But… 608 00:37:05,620 --> 00:37:08,160 Have you seen my celery? 609 00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:10,120 Someone took my celery! 610 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,910 That would never have happened before the Great War. 611 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,750 Here, beef tenderloin with golden potatoes. 612 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,290 How's this different from a steak with fries? 613 00:37:19,370 --> 00:37:20,620 The price. 614 00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:23,620 If you ever cheated on me, I'd kill myself. 615 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:24,750 I dare you! 616 00:37:25,290 --> 00:37:27,200 Don't say that. I'm a passionate woman! 617 00:37:27,290 --> 00:37:30,580 Oh, please… People are watching us. 618 00:37:30,660 --> 00:37:32,870 Just let me cut myself one bite. 619 00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:34,410 Then you can have it back. 620 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:38,500 Don't be silly, Virginie. Give me that. 621 00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:43,580 Thank you, sir. You're so kind. And she's spirited. 622 00:37:46,370 --> 00:37:48,410 -Your coffees. -Thank you. 623 00:37:49,370 --> 00:37:52,450 -Here, sweetie! -Thanks, baby! 624 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,870 -Let's go the movies. -Yes! 625 00:37:54,950 --> 00:37:56,950 -We can see the latest Bardot. -No! 626 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,870 You always say it's the latest one. 627 00:37:58,950 --> 00:38:01,950 -I adore you. -My legs are as nice as hers. 628 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,910 -Among other things. -What do you mean? 629 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:08,450 What do you think of my legs? 630 00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:11,750 Will you marry me? Brigeton. 631 00:38:11,830 --> 00:38:14,450 -I forbid you to look at her legs! -She asked me to! 632 00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:16,330 -Put them away! -You don't like them? 633 00:38:16,410 --> 00:38:17,500 Save some for me! 634 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,120 I said hide them! 635 00:38:22,830 --> 00:38:24,750 And I advise you to look at your plate! 636 00:38:24,830 --> 00:38:27,950 You'll get what's coming to you, trust me! 637 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,000 -You would never! -It's already done! 638 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,160 You won't touch a hair on her head so long as I'm alive! 639 00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:35,160 This isn't any of your business! 640 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:37,120 It is now, sir. 641 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,910 You little monster, you're crushing my shoulder. 642 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,330 Let her go or things will get ugly! 643 00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:47,580 Apple or grapes? 644 00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:50,160 -Banana! -A peach for the gastronome! 645 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,000 Sir… 646 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:03,290 You've made a huge mistake. 647 00:39:03,830 --> 00:39:06,580 The owner is a friend of mine. I'm a guest here. 648 00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:09,580 I could cause a scene-- 649 00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:12,250 Go right ahead, sweetheart! 650 00:39:12,330 --> 00:39:14,080 The competition menu! You're crazy! 651 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,950 Crazy for this woman here. 652 00:39:17,450 --> 00:39:20,750 -Oh, honeybun! -Oh, teddy bear! 653 00:39:20,830 --> 00:39:23,950 -Oh, you… -Oh, you… 654 00:39:27,370 --> 00:39:29,500 -Here's your apricot. -Take it back. 655 00:39:29,580 --> 00:39:31,410 -Coffee? -No, no coffee. 656 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:34,620 -Then here's the check. -I was invited. 657 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:35,910 By whom? 658 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,160 The Français Malin, the… 659 00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:46,120 -How much is it? -18,260, including your friends' tab. 660 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,500 Oh? Because… 661 00:39:48,580 --> 00:39:50,750 Well… 662 00:39:50,830 --> 00:39:54,910 I have 600 francs. Keep it. 663 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,910 There's always a way to work things out. 664 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,290 But I-- 665 00:40:24,950 --> 00:40:27,950 THE STAR 666 00:42:15,790 --> 00:42:18,120 RADIO-TELEVISION CONTEST 667 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,500 FIRST PRIZE: AN EVENING WITH PATRICIA PADINGTON 668 00:42:21,870 --> 00:42:24,660 Holy cow! 669 00:42:25,450 --> 00:42:28,370 You're still in short pants, kid! 670 00:42:28,450 --> 00:42:30,450 I'd give her the time of her life! 671 00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:32,500 You seen yourself? 672 00:42:32,580 --> 00:42:34,330 The contest's open to everyone! 673 00:42:34,410 --> 00:42:37,160 Can you see yourself with Miss Paddington? 674 00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:39,540 A candlelit dinner, romantic music? 675 00:42:39,620 --> 00:42:42,910 Silk scarf, bathrobe, with a sofa as soft as brioche? 676 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,790 Wow! Is that what it's like? 677 00:42:44,870 --> 00:42:47,290 Don't you get it? You don't measure up! 678 00:42:47,370 --> 00:42:49,700 Man, that'd give you some real hang-ups! 679 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,370 Do you know the winner? 680 00:43:05,450 --> 00:43:08,700 Not at all, but I'm very pleased. 681 00:43:08,790 --> 00:43:11,830 What will the evening consist of, Miss Paddington? 682 00:43:11,910 --> 00:43:15,290 I don't know, but it's going to be very nice and very fun. 683 00:43:15,370 --> 00:43:18,000 Like everything Mr. Sam does. 684 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,000 Do you have anything particular you'd like to declare? 685 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,830 Oh, yes! I'm very pleased. 686 00:43:24,910 --> 00:43:26,250 Everyone is so nice. 687 00:43:26,330 --> 00:43:27,910 Patricia! 688 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,410 Excuse me. 689 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:32,410 Now Miss Paddington heads to the private rooms 690 00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:34,160 of Mr. Sam Chips, 691 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,660 where she will await the winner of this evening, 692 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:40,000 sponsored by Chips, armor for the scalp. 693 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,790 Sir, do you have dandruff? 694 00:43:41,870 --> 00:43:44,830 Ma'am, are you losing your hair? Are your children itchy? 695 00:43:44,910 --> 00:43:48,410 Chips, Chips. Cut! 696 00:43:49,790 --> 00:43:50,830 What's wrong? 697 00:43:50,910 --> 00:43:52,580 So, are you happy? 698 00:43:52,660 --> 00:43:54,540 -Oh, yes. -Patience is a virtue. 699 00:43:54,620 --> 00:43:56,410 Give me a kiss. 700 00:43:57,290 --> 00:43:59,000 Put my shoes on, honey. 701 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,160 -Ow! -What a klutz! 702 00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:04,910 I was so careful. 703 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,450 I wonder if you deserve it. 704 00:44:06,540 --> 00:44:09,160 Put them on yourself, then. 705 00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:13,250 I try so hard, and what do I get in return? 706 00:44:13,330 --> 00:44:14,830 Promises. 707 00:44:14,910 --> 00:44:17,660 The other girls are already on the big screen! 708 00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:19,330 You're complaining? 709 00:44:19,410 --> 00:44:22,160 I get you on the billboards, 710 00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:24,620 I change your name from Raymonde to Patricia, 711 00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:27,950 I get you on TV and radio, and all of France 712 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,870 dreams of spending an evening with you, and you can't even put my shoes on? 713 00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:35,290 Who is this Taquet who won? 714 00:44:35,370 --> 00:44:36,830 What do I care? 715 00:44:49,250 --> 00:44:51,830 -Miss Patricia Paddington. -Who's asking? 716 00:44:51,910 --> 00:44:53,830 I'm Taquet. For the contest. 717 00:44:53,910 --> 00:44:56,410 -Have a seat. -Thanks. 718 00:45:15,410 --> 00:45:17,040 I'm Taquet. 719 00:45:19,540 --> 00:45:22,290 Well, don't mind me. 720 00:45:22,370 --> 00:45:23,250 Excuse me. 721 00:45:51,700 --> 00:45:53,910 -Go on, show some class. -You old cobblestone! 722 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,750 If I hadn't been near the gutter, I'd never have met you! 723 00:45:59,790 --> 00:46:01,790 -Smile, please! -Smile, they said. 724 00:46:01,870 --> 00:46:03,540 Thank you! 725 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:06,120 -The bedroom? -In the back. 726 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,120 Thank you. 727 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,250 So, have you had a drink? 728 00:46:30,330 --> 00:46:31,370 Any champagne? 729 00:46:31,450 --> 00:46:33,370 -Hey! -The real stuff! 730 00:46:33,450 --> 00:46:35,700 Don't they know how much this is costing me? 731 00:46:35,790 --> 00:46:37,000 Sam! 732 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,620 Where the heck is this Taquet guy? 733 00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:07,410 A guy wins an evening 734 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:10,580 with Patricia Paddington, 735 00:47:10,660 --> 00:47:13,080 not to mention 12 large bottles of Chips, 736 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,410 and he's making us wait? 737 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:18,450 What a world! Excuse me, 738 00:47:18,540 --> 00:47:23,410 but in my day, I'd have shown up early. 739 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:29,580 This Taquet's going to hear from me! 740 00:47:31,910 --> 00:47:34,250 Whenever you're ready, I'm ready. 741 00:47:34,330 --> 00:47:35,580 What is that I see? 742 00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:39,540 Sorry? 743 00:47:40,620 --> 00:47:41,450 Why? 744 00:47:41,540 --> 00:47:44,660 Well, that's just as well. Taquet. Delighted. Excuse me. 745 00:47:47,290 --> 00:47:51,370 Very nice, no hang-ups at all. Perfect. Excuse me. 746 00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:58,620 I think she might just seduce me. 747 00:47:58,700 --> 00:48:01,540 No sign of him. We'll just do without. 748 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:04,870 Where'd he come from? 749 00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:07,700 That's Sam Chips. 750 00:48:07,790 --> 00:48:11,660 -Oh! Taquet. Delighted. -You're Taquet? 751 00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:13,000 Weren't you expecting me? 752 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,000 He's here now, that's what matters. 753 00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,000 Let's finish up with the thing already. 754 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,450 I agree entirely. Gentlemen, you can go now. 755 00:48:20,540 --> 00:48:22,540 Dear Patricia, I'm all yours! 756 00:48:22,620 --> 00:48:25,040 A photo, gentlemen! 757 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,870 Great idea! A souvenir. 758 00:48:26,950 --> 00:48:29,040 All right, a quick run-down of the evening: 759 00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,870 Dinner by candlelight, very nice, very nice. 760 00:48:32,950 --> 00:48:34,870 -Could you take this glass? -Yes. 761 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,160 This is cheap stuff. 762 00:48:38,250 --> 00:48:40,000 -Higher! -Okay. 763 00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:41,660 Higher! 764 00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:43,540 Couldn't you lift the camera? 765 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:45,910 -What are your thoughts? -Well, I'm… 766 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,080 -And you, Miss? -Well… 767 00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,160 -I'm not done. -It doesn't matter. 768 00:48:49,250 --> 00:48:51,370 I'm so happy that Mr. Catette-- 769 00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:52,370 Taquet. 770 00:48:52,450 --> 00:48:54,160 Sorry, that's what I meant. 771 00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:55,500 No problem. 772 00:48:55,580 --> 00:48:58,660 …that Mr. Taquet won the contest. 773 00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:01,830 He's so nice. I'm so happy. 774 00:49:01,910 --> 00:49:03,200 I knew we were made for-- 775 00:49:03,290 --> 00:49:05,120 -Taquet, lift your leg! -What? Why? 776 00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,290 This guy's an idiot! 777 00:49:06,370 --> 00:49:09,620 All right, let's finish up. One last photo on the sofa. 778 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:20,410 Well, things are really getting going! 779 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,870 After this, you can take your 12 bottles. 780 00:49:22,950 --> 00:49:24,370 Thanks for coming by. 781 00:49:24,950 --> 00:49:27,620 Taquet! You call that a pose? 782 00:49:27,700 --> 00:49:28,830 -A pose? -Yeah! 783 00:49:29,410 --> 00:49:32,450 Strike a voluptuous pose. 784 00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:36,080 -In public? -Just for the photo. 785 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:39,660 My God, what an ambiance. 786 00:49:39,750 --> 00:49:41,500 -Poor thing! -On your knees! 787 00:49:41,580 --> 00:49:43,540 -Please! -Please. 788 00:49:44,330 --> 00:49:47,120 -How easy is that? -The other way! 789 00:49:47,620 --> 00:49:49,080 Please. 790 00:49:49,660 --> 00:49:51,000 Think about it. 791 00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,120 What's that? 792 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,000 -What? -Your bathrobe. O'Cedar. 793 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,370 It's mine, from my last contest. I do them all. 794 00:49:59,450 --> 00:50:01,660 -And you always win? -Always. 795 00:50:01,750 --> 00:50:02,910 Take it off. 796 00:50:03,790 --> 00:50:08,160 Oh, no, out of the question. 797 00:50:08,250 --> 00:50:09,790 Absolutely out of the question. 798 00:50:09,870 --> 00:50:12,500 You want your photos, fine, great, 799 00:50:12,580 --> 00:50:14,330 but this is no orgy! 800 00:50:14,410 --> 00:50:18,080 My word! Patricia, come here. 801 00:50:18,790 --> 00:50:20,120 What do you think this is? 802 00:50:20,700 --> 00:50:23,000 You dare ask me that, you revolting man? Leave. 803 00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,250 -What did they do? -Don't be afraid, darling. 804 00:50:25,330 --> 00:50:27,120 You'll understand when you're older. 805 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,160 Artistic nudity? What next? 806 00:50:34,620 --> 00:50:36,620 One thing is certain: 807 00:50:37,290 --> 00:50:38,580 we love each other. 808 00:50:39,450 --> 00:50:42,540 Let's not panic. 809 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:47,290 I'll marry you. There. 810 00:50:47,370 --> 00:50:49,370 I'd like to name our first child Raoul, 811 00:50:50,330 --> 00:50:52,620 in memory of my uncle Antoine. 812 00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:55,620 I'll introduce you to Mother tomorrow. 813 00:50:56,540 --> 00:51:00,160 Am I forgetting anything? Ah! 814 00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:04,620 Regarding your blood type, are there any problems? 815 00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:06,950 Positive, negative? 816 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,620 -Who? -Charming. 817 00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:12,580 In my case, anyway, no problems. 818 00:51:14,750 --> 00:51:17,000 Iron, steel: it can do anything. 819 00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,830 This is a weapon, ma'am! 820 00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:22,500 So, are you happy? 821 00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:24,620 Don't touch me! I'll jump out the window! 822 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,370 Where am I? 823 00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:34,450 I don't understand. 824 00:51:34,540 --> 00:51:36,790 -She jumped out the window. -My bird! 825 00:51:37,410 --> 00:51:41,410 Taquet, you'll pay for this! Patricia! 826 00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:43,580 Raymonde, Raymonde! 827 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:47,250 Let's go, men! We'll find her! 828 00:51:47,330 --> 00:51:49,700 Patricia, where are you? 829 00:51:53,660 --> 00:51:57,700 -Miss Paddington! -Don't let anyone in. 830 00:51:57,790 --> 00:52:01,370 -He's a lech!. -A lech? Where is he? 831 00:52:02,410 --> 00:52:03,790 Sam, open up! 832 00:52:04,330 --> 00:52:05,700 It's Patricia. 833 00:52:07,330 --> 00:52:09,330 Yes, Patricia, it's me. 834 00:52:09,410 --> 00:52:11,830 Look what a state she's in. Have they no shame? 835 00:52:11,910 --> 00:52:13,790 Beauty, grace, intelligence… 836 00:52:13,870 --> 00:52:15,160 How do you do, pussycat? 837 00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:17,580 I need to revive her. 838 00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,250 And a sadist to boot! He'll ruin her! I'm calling the cops! 839 00:52:27,370 --> 00:52:29,450 We're alone, now. There's nothing to fear. 840 00:52:29,540 --> 00:52:30,660 Those brutes are gone. 841 00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:33,450 My poor thing, how could you, so pure, so distinguished, 842 00:52:33,540 --> 00:52:36,250 have fallen into their hands? 843 00:52:36,330 --> 00:52:37,790 All that I love… 844 00:52:40,830 --> 00:52:42,160 So romantic… 845 00:52:42,250 --> 00:52:46,700 A little music couldn't hurt. 846 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:56,290 You have nothing to worry about. I make a fine living. 847 00:52:56,370 --> 00:53:00,080 These days, I get a new bicycle twice a year. 848 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,370 With your income, we'll do great. We'll live at Mother's. 849 00:53:03,450 --> 00:53:04,870 With all the modern conveniences, 850 00:53:04,950 --> 00:53:08,000 no more washing or ironing to do. You'll live like a queen. 851 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:10,500 I can see it now! Stylish. 852 00:53:10,580 --> 00:53:12,290 We'll change the wallpaper. 853 00:53:12,370 --> 00:53:15,950 The stores are right next door, and the bus stop right out front… 854 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,870 And on Sundays, the Marne! 855 00:53:20,290 --> 00:53:22,080 No one's ever spoken to me that way. 856 00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,660 Yes, I know, I take people by surprise. 857 00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:26,750 Hello, police? 858 00:53:26,830 --> 00:53:28,830 Can you hear me? 859 00:53:28,910 --> 00:53:31,660 Sam Chips. Chips lotions, 860 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:33,910 dandruff, ever heard of me? 861 00:53:34,830 --> 00:53:37,580 Anyway, a lech, 862 00:53:37,660 --> 00:53:40,040 a dangerous individual, is out attacking women. 863 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,500 Send everyone you've got! 864 00:54:23,580 --> 00:54:26,500 -Soliciting, Vice Squad. -Taquet. Who's this about? 865 00:54:26,580 --> 00:54:28,500 -About a lech. -Okay then. 866 00:54:28,580 --> 00:54:31,410 Let me show you the voyeurs! 867 00:54:37,620 --> 00:54:41,540 I see. Dirty photos? I'll take care of them. 868 00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:49,830 Officer, please, do something! 869 00:54:49,910 --> 00:54:51,910 But… 870 00:54:57,330 --> 00:55:00,790 Corporal? I've got the lech! 871 00:55:00,870 --> 00:55:03,330 59, rue de Passy. 872 00:55:03,410 --> 00:55:06,330 But I'm surrounded by peeping toms. Send reinforcements! 873 00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:23,000 It's him! 874 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:26,410 Politics. What a waste. 875 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:29,750 They should put on a contest for the government, then I might run. 876 00:55:29,830 --> 00:55:31,790 If I won… 877 00:55:39,580 --> 00:55:40,910 Are you quite done? 878 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,160 Sleep well, Mr. Taquet! 879 00:55:43,250 --> 00:55:45,660 I caught the bastards! Thank you! 880 00:55:45,750 --> 00:55:47,200 At your service. 881 00:55:48,370 --> 00:55:52,500 What a neighborhood! 882 00:55:55,950 --> 00:55:57,620 Call me Raymonde. 883 00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:17,580 THE YACHT 884 00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:30,500 FIRST PRIZE: A YACHT 885 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:34,660 I won! 886 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,450 That's funny. I thought I missed two questions. 887 00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:41,080 Yes? 888 00:56:42,370 --> 00:56:44,790 -Hello, boss. -Hello, Philippe. 889 00:56:44,870 --> 00:56:45,950 Sorry I'm late. 890 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:49,370 I was up late last night studying the offers from the Swedish buyers. 891 00:56:49,450 --> 00:56:51,750 That's great. We'll discuss it when I get back. 892 00:56:51,830 --> 00:56:53,080 -You're leaving? -Yes. 893 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,870 I'm on a great lead. Confidential. 894 00:56:55,950 --> 00:56:57,870 Excuse me, I need to speak to my wife. 895 00:57:08,660 --> 00:57:09,910 Yes? 896 00:57:13,750 --> 00:57:15,700 -Hello, Zabette. -Hello, Riri. 897 00:57:15,790 --> 00:57:17,250 Zabette, something's come up. 898 00:57:17,330 --> 00:57:19,620 I have to take an urgent trip 899 00:57:19,700 --> 00:57:23,370 on some tire business, in Brussels. 900 00:57:23,450 --> 00:57:25,620 -In Belgium. -Yes, I know. 901 00:57:25,700 --> 00:57:28,000 -You know? -I know that Brussels is in Belgium. 902 00:57:29,700 --> 00:57:32,370 So I'm going to pack my bags and hop on the next plane. 903 00:57:32,450 --> 00:57:36,080 Don't forget your wool sweaters, then, it gets cold up there. 904 00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,540 I'll bet I come back tanned! 905 00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:41,200 Say, I'd like to go see Aunt Agathe while you're away. 906 00:57:41,290 --> 00:57:42,750 -Wonderful idea. -Right? 907 00:57:42,830 --> 00:57:45,330 If she's shaved, I'll give her a kiss for you. 908 00:57:45,410 --> 00:57:47,830 I'm kidding! 909 00:57:47,910 --> 00:57:50,160 Where's my kiss? 910 00:57:50,950 --> 00:57:52,750 -Bye, Zabette. -Bye, Riri… 911 00:57:55,330 --> 00:57:57,160 -Stay warm! -I will! 912 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,870 The lady is in her room, sir. 913 00:58:19,950 --> 00:58:22,620 -And? -She'd like to speak to you privately. 914 00:58:24,750 --> 00:58:27,370 -What does she want? -I do not know, sir. 915 00:58:32,950 --> 00:58:35,870 Hello? Corinne? 916 00:58:36,620 --> 00:58:38,450 Henri Duchemin! 917 00:58:38,540 --> 00:58:39,620 Yes. 918 00:58:40,700 --> 00:58:44,330 Well, in business, as with women, I don't give up easily. 919 00:58:44,410 --> 00:58:47,040 I already told you no. 920 00:58:48,330 --> 00:58:50,410 A cruise in the Mediterranean? 921 00:58:51,410 --> 00:58:54,160 Well, that changes everything! 922 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,410 You won a yacht? 923 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:00,120 How? 924 00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,370 The contest in the paper. Read this. 925 00:59:03,450 --> 00:59:05,200 The contest? 926 00:59:05,950 --> 00:59:08,290 "Duchemin, 17 Avenue Kléber". It's true. 927 00:59:08,370 --> 00:59:10,700 Don't tell my husband. He thinks they're stupid. 928 00:59:10,790 --> 00:59:15,660 Philippe, we're going to get this boat and bring it back here to surprise Henri! 929 00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:17,250 Ma'am, you said "we"… 930 00:59:17,330 --> 00:59:18,870 -You and I, Philippe! -Oh! 931 00:59:18,950 --> 00:59:20,000 What? 932 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,500 You're just the man I need! 933 00:59:21,580 --> 00:59:24,080 I need a captain! You've won a dozen regattas. 934 00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:25,450 Why not you? 935 00:59:25,540 --> 00:59:28,200 Aren't you afraid that Mr. Duchemin… 936 00:59:28,290 --> 00:59:29,290 What? 937 00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:31,870 Then he might take umbrage… 938 00:59:31,950 --> 00:59:34,330 About us? That'd be dreadful of him. 939 00:59:34,410 --> 00:59:36,620 And not so nice on my part. Don't worry. 940 00:59:36,700 --> 00:59:38,790 You're a charming boy. 941 00:59:38,870 --> 00:59:42,580 My husband's face when he gets back from Brussels and sees the yacht! 942 00:59:42,660 --> 00:59:44,910 It'll be positively medieval. Oh, sorry! 943 01:00:02,950 --> 01:00:04,660 So, where's this yacht? 944 01:00:05,750 --> 01:00:08,870 I called the port office. I asked them to bring it right away. 945 01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:11,540 We'll see soon! 946 01:00:28,620 --> 01:00:29,660 Isn't it nice here? 947 01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:32,080 Capri for the lady and Palma for the gentleman. 948 01:00:32,870 --> 01:00:34,620 -Adjoining rooms? -Yes. 949 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:40,540 -Darling! -My big bear! 950 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:47,450 Welcome. 951 01:00:47,540 --> 01:00:49,500 Two rooms, please, with an ocean view. 952 01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:52,200 Very well. Antibes and Monte Carlo! 953 01:00:54,830 --> 01:00:56,790 -Adjoining? -No. 954 01:00:56,870 --> 01:00:59,910 Ah. I'm having a yacht delivered. Let me know when it arrives. 955 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,620 -Of course, ma'am. -Philippe. 956 01:01:01,700 --> 01:01:03,000 A yacht… 957 01:01:05,700 --> 01:01:06,700 Ah… 958 01:01:08,330 --> 01:01:10,120 Do you like it? 959 01:01:10,870 --> 01:01:14,080 -I've seen worse. -This way, sir. 960 01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:20,950 Ah! 961 01:01:21,870 --> 01:01:23,160 Thank you. 962 01:01:25,410 --> 01:01:26,700 Beat it. 963 01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,160 -Open up! -I don't have the key. 964 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:44,080 Huh? 965 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:45,500 I don't have the key. 966 01:01:45,580 --> 01:01:47,290 What… 967 01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:50,790 What kind of a hotel is this? 968 01:01:52,870 --> 01:01:54,700 -There you are. -Thank you, sir. 969 01:01:55,660 --> 01:01:57,370 -Philippe! -Ma'am? 970 01:01:57,450 --> 01:01:59,040 Hurry, let's go see the sea. 971 01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,830 Right away, ma'am. 972 01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:11,870 What is it? 973 01:02:11,950 --> 01:02:13,750 So? 974 01:02:13,830 --> 01:02:16,500 Is this lie true? There's no key? 975 01:02:16,580 --> 01:02:18,620 One minute more and I'd have been naked! 976 01:02:19,370 --> 01:02:22,040 I'll come back in one minute. 977 01:02:23,410 --> 01:02:25,870 -Mr. Duchemin! -Mr. Duchemin? 978 01:02:25,950 --> 01:02:28,620 Call me Henri. 979 01:02:31,330 --> 01:02:32,830 He's asking for Mrs. Duchemin. 980 01:02:32,910 --> 01:02:34,450 -Where is this man? -At the bar. 981 01:02:35,370 --> 01:02:36,910 I'll go get the key. 982 01:02:51,830 --> 01:02:56,120 I'd like to get the key for the door between Palma and Capri. 983 01:02:56,200 --> 01:03:00,450 Of course. My apologies. Where is that? 984 01:03:04,620 --> 01:03:06,950 -Hello, sailor. -Mrs. Duchemin? 985 01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:08,580 -That's right. -The boat's here. 986 01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:09,870 You mean my yacht! 987 01:03:09,950 --> 01:03:11,450 It's not exactly Newfoundland. 988 01:03:22,330 --> 01:03:25,540 It's cute! It sails well? 989 01:03:25,620 --> 01:03:28,580 It can hold its drink, as it were. 990 01:03:28,660 --> 01:03:30,580 Like me. 991 01:03:31,660 --> 01:03:32,870 Always thirsty. 992 01:03:34,450 --> 01:03:37,120 -Yes, okay! -Excellent. 993 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,750 -Here it is, sir. -Thank you. 994 01:03:41,830 --> 01:03:44,540 Don't forget: disorganization is the road to bankruptcy. 995 01:03:47,790 --> 01:03:50,660 -Give this man something to drink. -I'll call the barman. 996 01:03:50,750 --> 01:03:52,620 -Quickly, I'm in a hurry. -Yes. 997 01:04:01,580 --> 01:04:03,040 -Ma'am? -Ma'am. 998 01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:06,450 It's silly, but the bell's not working, and I forgot my perfume. 999 01:04:06,540 --> 01:04:08,370 I'd be glad to help you out if I can. 1000 01:04:08,450 --> 01:04:10,910 -Really, I-- -No, please, come. 1001 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,250 -Come in. -Thank you. 1002 01:04:17,290 --> 01:04:18,660 Got it! 1003 01:04:23,830 --> 01:04:26,540 Corinne? 1004 01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:56,830 Have you seen a lady? 1005 01:04:56,910 --> 01:04:59,540 -Who? Mrs. Duchemin? -No! 1006 01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:02,660 Where is Mrs. Duchemin? 1007 01:05:02,750 --> 01:05:04,910 I showed her the boat. She bought me a drink. 1008 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,160 -Ah! Where is it? -I drank it. 1009 01:05:07,250 --> 01:05:10,660 No, the yacht! The yacht! 1010 01:05:11,580 --> 01:05:13,580 Oh! The boat? 1011 01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:15,370 I am Mr. Duchemin. 1012 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:17,950 Right this way, boss. 1013 01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:24,450 -There it is, boss. -Ah! 1014 01:05:24,540 --> 01:05:28,250 Streamlined! As elegant as a bird. 1015 01:05:28,330 --> 01:05:30,700 -You brought it here? -Sure did. 1016 01:05:30,790 --> 01:05:33,160 Made me thirsty. 1017 01:05:34,750 --> 01:05:36,000 Follow me. 1018 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:42,200 Say, barman. 1019 01:05:42,290 --> 01:05:43,950 Yes, sir? 1020 01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,540 A drink for the gentleman. I'll be right back. 1021 01:05:46,620 --> 01:05:49,120 Go ahead, boss. I'll take my break. 1022 01:05:49,660 --> 01:05:52,120 Thank you so much, ma'am. I'll bring it right back. 1023 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,410 -No, keep it. -I couldn't. 1024 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:57,040 -It's my pleasure. -Thank you! 1025 01:05:59,830 --> 01:06:02,790 So, princess, we're playing hide and seek? 1026 01:06:02,870 --> 01:06:05,330 I didn't have any perfume, and a lady gave me hers. 1027 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:09,200 That smells good. 1028 01:06:09,290 --> 01:06:11,330 That smells good. 1029 01:06:37,250 --> 01:06:38,500 Excuse me! 1030 01:06:39,910 --> 01:06:41,410 There's no problem. 1031 01:06:57,700 --> 01:06:58,910 Hi! 1032 01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:08,370 Philippe! 1033 01:07:17,830 --> 01:07:19,250 Philippe? 1034 01:07:19,750 --> 01:07:22,620 -Someone's asking for you. -We weigh anchor in ten minutes. 1035 01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:24,200 -If I want to. -Excuse me? 1036 01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:28,790 Oh, it's you, ma'am! Excuse me. As you say. 1037 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,160 As for you, give me back that perfume. 1038 01:07:33,620 --> 01:07:36,000 Meow! 1039 01:07:37,370 --> 01:07:41,660 Meow! 1040 01:07:41,750 --> 01:07:44,540 One second, sir! Have a nice vacation. 1041 01:07:48,250 --> 01:07:49,410 What now? 1042 01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:52,500 Surprise! 1043 01:07:52,580 --> 01:07:54,500 -What do you think? -You're poison. 1044 01:07:54,580 --> 01:07:55,950 Are you done fooling around? 1045 01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:58,500 I hate being rushed. 1046 01:07:58,580 --> 01:07:59,950 Go wait for me on the boat. 1047 01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:01,910 -With champagne? -That's right. 1048 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,200 -And caviar toast? -No butter! 1049 01:08:11,950 --> 01:08:13,620 Scotch! 1050 01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:15,370 Hey! 1051 01:08:16,290 --> 01:08:18,830 What…? Ah. 1052 01:08:18,910 --> 01:08:20,910 -Make it two! -Two! 1053 01:08:23,660 --> 01:08:27,040 So, sailor, you brought the boat? 1054 01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:29,540 That yacht! 1055 01:08:29,620 --> 01:08:32,370 Yes, how's she sail? 1056 01:08:32,450 --> 01:08:34,660 She floats. 1057 01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:35,950 Yes… 1058 01:08:36,580 --> 01:08:38,290 Are you going to steer her? 1059 01:08:40,660 --> 01:08:42,290 This looks promising. 1060 01:08:42,370 --> 01:08:43,750 I'm going to take a look. 1061 01:08:43,830 --> 01:08:45,200 I'll come with you. 1062 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:48,250 Oh… 1063 01:08:53,250 --> 01:08:54,370 A scotch! 1064 01:08:55,830 --> 01:09:00,660 Why don't you just leave us the bottle. 1065 01:09:02,450 --> 01:09:05,290 Thanks. If you don't like this, we can switch you to beer. 1066 01:09:08,580 --> 01:09:11,500 Are you able to pilot? I'd like to cast off today! 1067 01:09:11,580 --> 01:09:13,870 The weather's bad. Careful. 1068 01:09:13,950 --> 01:09:16,000 You should switch to beer. 1069 01:09:22,540 --> 01:09:24,200 On my tab. 1070 01:09:24,290 --> 01:09:25,950 On his tab. 1071 01:09:30,660 --> 01:09:32,000 Say, barman. 1072 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:35,000 About the beer. I can't hold it. 1073 01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:36,160 What'd you say? 1074 01:09:36,250 --> 01:09:39,000 I said I can't hold my beer! 1075 01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:40,660 That's fine. Drink almond syrup. 1076 01:09:40,750 --> 01:09:43,870 Did you see anyone take my hat? 1077 01:09:43,950 --> 01:09:46,160 -It's right there, sir. -It… 1078 01:09:48,580 --> 01:09:50,750 It's much too big for me. 1079 01:09:58,330 --> 01:10:01,620 Some people, alcohol makes 'em crazy. 1080 01:10:10,870 --> 01:10:13,160 Which do you prefer? 1081 01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:14,450 This one? 1082 01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:16,700 I'll be right up! 1083 01:11:20,330 --> 01:11:21,620 Hm… 1084 01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:23,080 That one. 1085 01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:24,540 Hm… 1086 01:11:24,620 --> 01:11:26,830 I like this one. 1087 01:11:26,910 --> 01:11:29,080 How about neither? That's better. 1088 01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:31,290 Oh! 1089 01:11:31,370 --> 01:11:33,750 Wait until we're at sea. 1090 01:11:33,830 --> 01:11:35,410 Is that so? 1091 01:11:37,750 --> 01:11:40,450 At sea… 1092 01:11:54,290 --> 01:11:58,000 -Are you all right, sir? -I'm fine. 1093 01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:00,120 Just fine. 1094 01:12:02,620 --> 01:12:04,540 A little drink! 1095 01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:08,660 -It happens. -We've seen worse. 1096 01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:11,750 Coming round Cape Horn. Isn't that right? 1097 01:12:11,830 --> 01:12:13,160 Yes! 1098 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:21,500 We haven't had a storm like this since '26. 1099 01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,910 That's my ration! 1100 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:29,000 Captain! I'll fill in for you! 1101 01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:36,580 Tie down the cargo! Batten down the hatches! 1102 01:12:36,660 --> 01:12:39,700 Make fast the mainsail! 1103 01:12:39,790 --> 01:12:42,870 On the double, ye idlers! 1104 01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:07,450 What are you going to do? 1105 01:13:07,540 --> 01:13:09,040 -Get changed. -I sure hope so. 1106 01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:10,410 You're the elder. 1107 01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:12,830 I'm sorry I can't hit you, but I have a date 1108 01:13:12,910 --> 01:13:15,870 with a charming young man. 1109 01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:24,040 I'm freezing. Do you have any perfume? 1110 01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:25,910 I know where we can find some. 1111 01:13:30,910 --> 01:13:32,330 Am I bothering you? 1112 01:13:32,410 --> 01:13:34,330 Don't be silly. 1113 01:14:44,700 --> 01:14:46,540 What are you doing here? 1114 01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:20,160 DO NOT DISTURB 1115 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:28,790 THE JACKPOT 1116 01:15:58,540 --> 01:16:00,700 No one's here? 1117 01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:03,000 Where are the owners? 1118 01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:05,080 They won the lottery! 1119 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:06,290 100 million! 1120 01:16:06,370 --> 01:16:07,450 -100 million? -Yes! 1121 01:16:07,540 --> 01:16:10,200 -Good Lord! -They went to Paris to collect it! 1122 01:16:11,290 --> 01:16:13,120 Hey! 1123 01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:15,250 Slow down! 1124 01:16:24,250 --> 01:16:26,160 -Shall we? -Mhmm. 1125 01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:32,750 Okay then. 1126 01:16:32,830 --> 01:16:34,870 -Sir. -Hello. 1127 01:16:36,620 --> 01:16:38,160 -Sir. -Sir? 1128 01:16:38,250 --> 01:16:40,660 -Antoine Beaurepaire. -Ah! 1129 01:16:40,750 --> 01:16:42,500 -De Barbezieu. -Ah… 1130 01:16:42,580 --> 01:16:44,540 -My wife. -Ah. 1131 01:16:44,620 --> 01:16:46,370 -My daughter. -Ah. 1132 01:16:46,450 --> 01:16:49,200 Is that all you're going to say? 1133 01:16:50,450 --> 01:16:52,200 I'd like a room. 1134 01:16:52,290 --> 01:16:55,040 -A room? -A room with beds. 1135 01:16:58,580 --> 01:17:01,450 I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we only have suites available. 1136 01:17:01,540 --> 01:17:03,330 -A suite? -A suite? 1137 01:17:03,410 --> 01:17:04,450 What kind of sweets? 1138 01:17:04,540 --> 01:17:05,750 A suite, sir. 1139 01:17:05,830 --> 01:17:09,660 It's a three-room apartment, living room, dining room, and dressing room. 1140 01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:11,080 50,000 francs a day. 1141 01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:12,750 So? 1142 01:17:13,410 --> 01:17:15,790 50,000 francs, sir. Per day. 1143 01:17:16,450 --> 01:17:18,040 -We'll take it. -Send the sweets! 1144 01:17:19,910 --> 01:17:21,870 We just won the National Lottery-- 1145 01:17:21,950 --> 01:17:23,370 We won the jackpot! 1146 01:17:23,450 --> 01:17:25,450 Antoine! 1147 01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:28,250 We haven't got the money yet! 1148 01:17:35,330 --> 01:17:38,000 Give me that. 1149 01:17:40,250 --> 01:17:41,620 Okay, go ahead. 1150 01:17:43,790 --> 01:17:46,830 Come on. 1151 01:17:52,580 --> 01:17:55,120 I won't rest easy till the cash is in here. 1152 01:17:55,870 --> 01:17:57,200 Come on. 1153 01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:59,250 Taxi! 1154 01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:04,040 Taxi! 1155 01:18:16,290 --> 01:18:17,500 Ta-- 1156 01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:36,950 Oh, stop it. You're so nervous! 1157 01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:39,620 I won't rest easy till the money's in here. 1158 01:19:04,830 --> 01:19:06,580 Sorry, Pa! 1159 01:19:16,790 --> 01:19:18,120 How much farther? 1160 01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:19,830 We're here, sir. 1161 01:19:30,330 --> 01:19:31,830 100 million! 1162 01:19:32,700 --> 01:19:35,200 -100 million! -100 million! 1163 01:19:38,370 --> 01:19:41,370 NATIONAL LOTTERY GRAND PRIZE 1164 01:19:48,830 --> 01:19:51,500 And 500,000, which makes 100 million. 1165 01:19:51,580 --> 01:19:52,950 Be careful! 1166 01:20:12,870 --> 01:20:14,200 So? Did you get it? 1167 01:20:14,290 --> 01:20:16,410 -Yes! -Can you rest easy now? 1168 01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:18,700 -No. -What's wrong? 1169 01:20:36,750 --> 01:20:37,830 Well? 1170 01:20:38,330 --> 01:20:41,000 Go left! 1171 01:20:43,540 --> 01:20:46,290 Don't touch it! 1172 01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:48,410 Dad! 1173 01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:50,410 To the bank. 42, Avenue Brunois. 1174 01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:53,290 -Dad! -Wait. 1175 01:20:53,370 --> 01:20:55,540 -What about us? -Get in. 1176 01:20:55,620 --> 01:20:58,120 Quick, to the bank! Quick! 1177 01:21:01,450 --> 01:21:03,120 -Father. -Hm? 1178 01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:06,950 -Do you remember you promised us presents? -Yes, but wait. It's 2:30. 1179 01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:08,790 First the bank, then we'll see. 1180 01:21:11,580 --> 01:21:14,040 I don't feel like wandering around Paris with… 1181 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:15,200 With what? 1182 01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:19,830 -With birds. -What birds? 1183 01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:23,580 With the birds we won. 1184 01:21:23,660 --> 01:21:25,620 We're going to put them in cages. 1185 01:21:25,700 --> 01:21:27,540 What are you talking about? 1186 01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:31,660 We're going to put the birds in their cages! 1187 01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:36,500 So no one steals them. 1188 01:21:36,580 --> 01:21:37,500 Ah… 1189 01:21:37,580 --> 01:21:40,500 So nobody finds our birds! 1190 01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:45,540 I won't rest easy till we're at the bank. 1191 01:21:45,620 --> 01:21:48,000 Then I'll just transfer the birds 1192 01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:50,370 to the Limoges branch, and voila. 1193 01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:52,540 We'll be golden. 1194 01:21:52,620 --> 01:21:53,660 Ah… 1195 01:21:54,370 --> 01:21:55,910 Hmm… 1196 01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:58,450 -Do you understand? -Yes. 1197 01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:01,950 But what birds are you talking about? 1198 01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:05,290 Ma'am, you husband means he wants to put his money in the bank. 1199 01:22:06,540 --> 01:22:09,290 In the bank? But Dad, you promised us. 1200 01:22:09,370 --> 01:22:10,950 -You promised us! -Hey! 1201 01:22:11,040 --> 01:22:12,250 -It's true! -To the bank! 1202 01:22:12,330 --> 01:22:15,120 -She's right. -Who's in charge here? 1203 01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:18,200 Who's in charge? 1204 01:22:18,290 --> 01:22:21,620 To the bank! To the bank! 1205 01:22:21,700 --> 01:22:24,500 Now! 1206 01:22:24,580 --> 01:22:26,870 Who's in charge here? 1207 01:22:33,450 --> 01:22:35,160 You pick, father. 1208 01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:37,410 You're in charge. 1209 01:22:39,750 --> 01:22:41,160 Two sets. 1210 01:22:41,250 --> 01:22:44,040 -How much? -500,000. 1211 01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:48,040 -That's three sets there. -Ah. 1212 01:22:48,700 --> 01:22:50,500 850. 1213 01:22:50,580 --> 01:22:52,080 Yowza… 1214 01:22:52,950 --> 01:22:54,540 This one might be prettier. 1215 01:22:54,620 --> 01:22:56,870 Less flashy. Perhaps? 1216 01:22:57,450 --> 01:22:58,950 More reasonable. 1217 01:23:00,870 --> 01:23:02,120 Thank you. 1218 01:23:03,620 --> 01:23:05,910 You'll see, it's a good investment. 1219 01:23:06,540 --> 01:23:08,290 I'll put it in a case for you. 1220 01:23:08,370 --> 01:23:10,450 That's okay. I'm going to wear it out. 1221 01:23:10,540 --> 01:23:12,000 But I can… 1222 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,830 There. 1223 01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:22,750 Excuse me, sir. 1224 01:23:22,830 --> 01:23:25,370 Will you be paying by check or in cash? 1225 01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:27,500 In cash. 1226 01:23:27,580 --> 01:23:29,040 Take out the ammunition. 1227 01:23:59,790 --> 01:24:02,290 Where's the bathroom? 1228 01:24:05,580 --> 01:24:07,580 Down the hall on the left. 1229 01:24:07,660 --> 01:24:09,040 Thank you. 1230 01:24:10,410 --> 01:24:13,580 One second, sir. Mr. Charles? Mr. Louis? 1231 01:24:15,410 --> 01:24:18,120 Would you be so courteous as to accompany the gentleman? 1232 01:25:01,660 --> 01:25:02,870 It's Dad! 1233 01:25:03,450 --> 01:25:05,450 500. It's all here! 1234 01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:09,450 -There you go. -Dad, come see! 1235 01:25:10,580 --> 01:25:12,540 This is the bracelet I want. 1236 01:25:12,620 --> 01:25:15,790 Will you buy it? You promised! 1237 01:25:15,870 --> 01:25:18,290 -Father… -It's an investment. 1238 01:25:22,540 --> 01:25:23,660 200. 1239 01:25:25,830 --> 01:25:27,160 Mr. Charles? Mr. Louis? 1240 01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:47,580 Hey! 1241 01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:54,910 Hey, I'm next. 1242 01:25:57,450 --> 01:25:58,790 Watch it! 1243 01:26:01,160 --> 01:26:02,410 Dad, a taxi! 1244 01:26:06,450 --> 01:26:08,500 Come on! 1245 01:26:19,370 --> 01:26:22,160 Taxi! 1246 01:26:34,870 --> 01:26:38,620 BANK CUSTOMER MUGGED BY STRANGER IN THE HEART OF PARIS 1247 01:26:38,700 --> 01:26:40,450 Got a light? 1248 01:26:40,540 --> 01:26:42,200 Hang on. 1249 01:26:57,580 --> 01:26:58,950 He's gone. 1250 01:27:23,410 --> 01:27:25,080 Hey! 1251 01:27:45,330 --> 01:27:47,120 You forgot this! 1252 01:27:57,620 --> 01:27:59,450 Dad! 1253 01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:01,450 Dad! 1254 01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:04,330 -Where were you? -Don't move. 1255 01:28:04,410 --> 01:28:06,290 Ready? 1256 01:28:06,370 --> 01:28:08,080 Tomorrow morning at nine. 1257 01:28:08,160 --> 01:28:09,370 Thank you. 1258 01:28:09,450 --> 01:28:11,620 What's wrong, Dad? You're white as a sheet. 1259 01:28:11,700 --> 01:28:13,000 I need a drink. 1260 01:28:28,540 --> 01:28:30,040 Don't turn around now. 1261 01:28:30,120 --> 01:28:31,830 There's a girl back there. 1262 01:28:38,370 --> 01:28:39,700 She's dreadful. 1263 01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:48,700 You didn't see her smile. 1264 01:28:54,790 --> 01:28:56,500 Looks like a Picasso. 1265 01:28:56,580 --> 01:28:59,040 Why are they looking at my briefcase? 1266 01:28:59,120 --> 01:29:01,750 Excuse me, Dad. They're looking at me. 1267 01:29:01,830 --> 01:29:03,620 Why would they be looking at you? 1268 01:29:03,700 --> 01:29:05,330 My briefcase! 1269 01:29:06,910 --> 01:29:09,370 Black jackets? 1270 01:29:09,450 --> 01:29:12,000 So we won't recognize them. 1271 01:29:12,580 --> 01:29:14,290 They're disguised. 1272 01:29:14,950 --> 01:29:17,000 I'm going to take a closer look. 1273 01:29:28,120 --> 01:29:29,620 That's a nice briefcase, sir. 1274 01:29:29,700 --> 01:29:31,290 What do you want with it? 1275 01:29:31,370 --> 01:29:32,870 What's so special about it? 1276 01:29:32,950 --> 01:29:34,950 You think I don't see what you're up to? 1277 01:29:35,040 --> 01:29:37,750 Lay one hand on my briefcase, and I'll lay you out! 1278 01:29:37,830 --> 01:29:40,620 Lout! Gangster! Slacker! 1279 01:29:43,290 --> 01:29:44,580 Go hail a taxi! 1280 01:29:44,660 --> 01:29:47,750 -Dad… -Now! 1281 01:30:13,700 --> 01:30:16,790 A taxi! The bank closes at four! 1282 01:30:18,750 --> 01:30:20,000 -Honey… -Taxi! 1283 01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:21,910 -A taxi… -Taxi! 1284 01:30:31,910 --> 01:30:33,410 A MAN ALONE 1285 01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:38,200 GUNFIGHTER 1286 01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:43,160 THE GREEN-EYED MONSTER 1287 01:30:46,450 --> 01:30:48,200 THE CURSE OF THE WEREWOLF 1288 01:30:48,290 --> 01:30:50,450 PSYCHO 1289 01:31:02,080 --> 01:31:04,870 Don't start! 1290 01:31:04,950 --> 01:31:08,120 You too? Christ! 1291 01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:10,160 Are you trying to draw attention to me? 1292 01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,450 Jesus! 1293 01:31:16,080 --> 01:31:19,450 -You're being ridiculous. -You know there's 100 million in here! 1294 01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:21,080 100 million? 1295 01:31:25,330 --> 01:31:28,370 This is all your fault! You're doing it on purpose. 1296 01:31:28,450 --> 01:31:30,410 You want me to get robbed! 1297 01:31:30,500 --> 01:31:32,620 -You're trying to kill me! -Dad! 1298 01:31:34,450 --> 01:31:36,910 Please! 1299 01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:39,040 Antoine, you're exaggerating. 1300 01:31:39,120 --> 01:31:40,660 If it's driving you crazy, 1301 01:31:40,750 --> 01:31:41,910 -give it to me. -No! 1302 01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:43,950 -Yes! -No! 1303 01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:45,700 -No! -Let's go, Danielle. 1304 01:31:47,080 --> 01:31:50,250 Good riddance! Where are you going? 1305 01:31:51,080 --> 01:31:52,370 Shopping. 1306 01:31:52,450 --> 01:31:54,950 We'll meet you once you've calmed down. At the bank. 1307 01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:07,370 What happened? 1308 01:32:07,450 --> 01:32:11,250 100 million francs in a briefcase! So I turn around, and bam! 1309 01:32:11,330 --> 01:32:14,040 -100 million? -Yeah! 1310 01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:15,620 That's not right! 1311 01:33:27,790 --> 01:33:29,910 What do we do? Let him get away? 1312 01:33:30,790 --> 01:33:34,290 Stop him! He didn't pay! He owes me 400 bucks! 1313 01:33:57,950 --> 01:34:00,700 Thief! Catch him! 1314 01:34:00,790 --> 01:34:03,700 There he is! 1315 01:34:53,200 --> 01:34:55,950 Police! 1316 01:34:56,040 --> 01:34:57,750 -There he is! -What's this? 1317 01:34:59,250 --> 01:35:02,040 Give me that. 1318 01:35:10,500 --> 01:35:13,450 What do you have in here? 1319 01:35:16,160 --> 01:35:17,290 Birds. 1320 01:35:19,040 --> 01:35:21,200 -Birds? -Birds. 1321 01:35:21,290 --> 01:35:22,660 Birds? 1322 01:35:35,290 --> 01:35:36,450 Come here. 1323 01:35:40,660 --> 01:35:41,700 Excuse us, sir, 1324 01:35:41,790 --> 01:35:44,040 we had no idea you'd won! 1325 01:35:45,160 --> 01:35:46,700 The battle of nerves continues! 1326 01:35:46,790 --> 01:35:48,620 Tension in the Far East! 1327 01:35:48,700 --> 01:35:52,080 Car crash! 32 dead, zero wounded! 1328 01:35:52,160 --> 01:35:56,750 -The battle of nerves continues! -The sidewalk! Asshole! 1329 01:35:56,830 --> 01:35:59,370 What's wrong, sir? 1330 01:35:59,450 --> 01:36:01,330 -What's wrong? -I can't take it. 1331 01:36:01,410 --> 01:36:03,160 I can't take it. 1332 01:36:03,870 --> 01:36:05,580 Some days you can, 1333 01:36:05,660 --> 01:36:09,830 but I can't anymore. If I didn't have this, but… 1334 01:36:14,950 --> 01:36:19,120 -I can't. -Come on! 1335 01:36:30,370 --> 01:36:31,620 You're here, sir! 1336 01:36:31,700 --> 01:36:32,910 Thank you. 1337 01:36:34,450 --> 01:36:36,200 Let me see… 1338 01:36:37,870 --> 01:36:39,790 Welcome, sir. 1339 01:36:39,870 --> 01:36:41,450 -Let me take that. -No. 1340 01:36:41,540 --> 01:36:44,410 -These ladies explained everything. -Well, okay then. 1341 01:36:45,410 --> 01:36:48,620 You've got nothing to worry about. 1342 01:36:49,700 --> 01:36:53,000 I have some ideas for you regarding your money. 1343 01:36:53,080 --> 01:36:55,620 We'll be more comfortable in my office. 1344 01:36:56,540 --> 01:36:59,660 We're having dinner at Maxime's tonight. 1345 01:36:59,750 --> 01:37:02,290 -Then supper at Lido. -Tomorrow, Dior. 1346 01:37:02,370 --> 01:37:05,290 Then we'll buy the Alfa Romeo! 1347 01:37:05,370 --> 01:37:06,700 There he is! 1348 01:37:07,870 --> 01:37:10,790 Dad! 1349 01:37:12,910 --> 01:37:15,250 So, are you happy now? 1350 01:37:15,330 --> 01:37:16,540 Are you relieved? 1351 01:37:16,620 --> 01:37:17,540 Entirely. 1352 01:37:17,620 --> 01:37:19,250 He was a very nice gentleman. 1353 01:37:19,330 --> 01:37:22,330 He explained that with Saint-Gobain, 1354 01:37:22,410 --> 01:37:24,080 Cégédur, and Rio Tinto, 1355 01:37:24,160 --> 01:37:26,700 plus a little stainless steel in the Bull machines, 1356 01:37:26,790 --> 01:37:28,540 with Treasury bonds at six percent, 1357 01:37:28,620 --> 01:37:31,290 which had been crashing thanks to an influx 1358 01:37:31,370 --> 01:37:33,450 of liquid air in the… thingamajigs… 1359 01:37:33,540 --> 01:37:35,160 in the gas. 1360 01:37:35,250 --> 01:37:36,910 So, injection, explosion, 1361 01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:39,080 liquidation. He liquidated me. 1362 01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:41,370 Very kindly, in fact. He's very Rhône-Poulenc, 1363 01:37:41,450 --> 01:37:43,870 a little anaconda. 1364 01:37:43,950 --> 01:37:45,950 Hang on. Five percent, 1365 01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:47,790 for life, on a concession… 1366 01:37:47,870 --> 01:37:50,700 Not a concession, but the money, the deprecation, 1367 01:37:50,790 --> 01:37:53,160 five percent on the depreciable, 1368 01:37:53,250 --> 01:37:56,540 on the depreciable, on the deprecations, he liquidated me. 1369 01:37:56,620 --> 01:37:58,790 Five percent for life on the deprecations. 1370 01:37:58,870 --> 01:38:00,660 Five percent 1371 01:38:00,750 --> 01:38:03,660 on the concessions, on a liquidation… 1372 01:38:12,120 --> 01:38:14,120 END 89206

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